Team Random

[Gray]

Well basically this is anotehr crazy idea of mine.. but this involves a Team of people (that dont really comptete at anything so really shouldnt be called a team but team sounds better) consisting of the most random users on this here Forum.. ill be the Founder and i and the co founder will decide who gets let in.. remember only the most random may enter


UPDATE: Random 6 are the Elites of Randomness, so the elites in thsi club of randomness, the most random of random. There are only 5 postions available.. and some are reserved.

UPDATE:
new list of things that can be done in this thread
- Assigned by Founder random projects
- Random battles with founder as judge or co- founder or stand in if either are in the battle

UPDATE: Thinking of making it random 8.. hm but the rule stands that if you wish to join random 6 you must challenge a member of the random 6 to a random battle, although founder and co-founder are an exception, they cannot be challenged for obvious reasons


Newest UPDATE: The current random 6 member must accept the challenge inorder for it to go ahead, but as an insentive im going to introduce a random points system .. meaning that anyone can challenge anyone to a random battle.. whoever wins gets 1 random point.. but in the case of a challenge for the random 5, If the random 6 member wins the battle they will get 5 points, If the challenger wins they will get the postion. If the challenger wins there is a 7 day waiting period in which the former random 5 member must wait until they are allowed to put forward a challenge.

Founder of Randomness: icestorm32 - Random 6
Co- Founder of Randomness: MARINE - Random 6

Random Members:
Hitsu T
Konberry
Pipp-ORK - Random 6
Makaze
Tofu - Random 6
Nemesis
DD
Bee - Random 6 aka Thread Killer
Rapid
Shinomori
Supervisor
Reefern
HC - Random 6
Dark
adorkable
Hitsu Freak
N0s
Kessy
H ichigo

Random Points

Hitsu T - 0
Konberry - 0
Pipp-ORK - 0
Makaze - 0
Tofu - 0
Nemesis - 0
DD - 0
Bee - 0
Rapid - 0
Shinomori - 0
Supervisor - 0
Reefern - 0
HC - 0
Dark - 0
adorkable - 0
Hitsu Freak - 0

[konakona]

I Call Co-founder!~~

I curse the 30 second rule...

;_;

plz?

[Gray]

hmmm well ill have to think about letting you in... BWAHAHA just joking your a dam random person.. you get co-founder postion

[konakona]

PWNAGE OF ALL THIS THAT R PWNAGE~!!!

Thx man

:p:

[Gray]

hahaha all we need now is Pipp... shes likely not spotted this yet

[Hits]

*kills marine so i can be second in command!* JK:D
I don't really get the concept but heck, it's random so i'll join!

[konakona]

Only teh most random pplz in CB can join...

So its basically where teh random pplz come

:p:

n your random... soz welcome to Team Random, Hitsu

[Gray]

ok your in amigo you have the honor of being the first member of Team random... can u guys perhaps chuck it in your sig u dont have to do it like mine.. just a little thing

[konakona]

Hes indeed random enoguh, ice

[Future]

can i join?

[Random Havoc]

OMG!!!11one DID SOMEONE JUST CALL MY NAME???

[konberry]

*spots TEAM RANDOMNESS banner while flying on a crane*

randomness?? I LOVE RANDOMNESS!!! :D
*jumps off cliff and dives straight into the thread*

*falling*

[Gray]

im going to have to deny you billy west your just not in the same league of randomness... and random.. this isnt yours lol

[Future]

im going to have to deny you billy west your just not in the same league of randomness... and random.. this isnt yours lol

i can be random i'm just not in a randomy mood today

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/Asheth/Scavenger%20Hunt/11th%20Divison/dentsatwoface.jpg

[konakona]

haha, yeah... sry billy

:p:

I havent seen much randomness bein DISPLAYED from u~

But me thinks kon and Random r qualified

No?

[Gray]

yeah both are qualified welcome new members

[Future]

fine i guess thats fair, i'll come back on day when i am in a random mood

[konakona]

Sounds good, Billy

and welcome Random and kon~!

[Gray]

i wonder where pipp went? shes like an auto acception.. along with HC and some other members

[Random Havoc]

I don't want to be part of a random FC. I just wanted to let you know that I'll be suwing you for copyright issues... *mutters*

Either way, you can't truly be gloriously random if you openly claim and bost about your randomness... it has to be momentuous... see here I'll give you an exmaple...

*squeecks a fart on Marines face*

See that was random... I'll be leaving now... You'll be hearing from my loyers!

[konberry]

*falling still * I'm accepted??? YAY~~~~~

*does river dance in the air* hoopla hoopla~ :doindadom

[Gray]

alright alright so i guess your not random then.. even though your name is random havoc. bwahaha

[Hits]

pipp is the epitome of super randomness, where the heck is she?

[konberry]

*searches for pipp in the air* hmmmm not here...

[konakona]

She be offline

:/

[Gray]

she be lurking somewhere.. maybe throwing her mouse at random bystanders

[Pipp-ORK]

I'll join! Me! Me! Add me in! :doindadom



Being random is like rolling down a hill with no socks!! <3 <3

[Gray]

ahahaha oh yes >: ) your defiently in.. as one of the random 5

[Shinomori]

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/10276357.gif

[_Ink]

Do I qualify...? Since I can really fuc* up people's heads with my gender issues, oh,....Hitsu....how is our little baby?

[Makaze]

You have atratcted my drunken attention. Request jermision to poin.
Because every group needs either a ninja or a pirate. You're getting double the value with me!

[konakona]

Does that mean ya wanna join Shino?

:p:

n me thinks DD n Mak (Ima call u Mak) r certainly qualified

what u think ice?

(when ya coe back online >_>)

:doindadom

[Princess Gheyfu]

I zee forking KING OF RANDOMNESS-ES! You all must be high on over ripe pickled pirate pRon not to accept me!!!!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Dudes just remember that napalm is nature's toothpaste and that we all live in a giant cake mold but instead of being filled with cake batter it is actually filled with raisins.

[Nemesis0521]

I want to join. Look at my post count. Every post I made was random.

[BeeCrest]

I don't think I have a choice in joining or not because some of you (Pipp, MARINE) would drag me in here.
I join.
Can I be one of the elite 5?

[Makaze]

of course, I regularly sacrifice small children to the god of randomnen, Chef Brian. It was He that taught me, when I was only leanring to put "yaaar" in every sentance, and the advantages of Kitten-Huffing:
"Time. It holds us in it's grasp like a giant koala with dentures. We are slaves. Slaves to denture koala and his army of lightbulbs of feet. Butternut pop-tarts are my favourite"
(taken from the book of CAD, chapter Earlobe, Verse 9.20)
Wise words indeed, I am sure you will agree. Anyway, what kind of hi-larious shenanigins shall we indulge ourselves with?

[konakona]

LOOL

Mak's in fo sho

:p:

Tofu, Rabid, Nem and Bee should be able to join IMO

Me thinks we need ice's last word

[geyut]

Rndm 4 Lfe.


._.

[Reefern86]

Ohh SNap!

Shit I haven't been on in a few days so i missed this.

Can I jion?

Random side note: I know a Mexican (that's not really mexican) who's 18 and only 5 foot, and hes a guy. He should be around here somewhere....
*looks under tiny rocks

[_Ink]

I knew I was born randomly when the female baboon decided to steal the seeds from a high security sprem bank in China and took it back to a random amazon jungle and decided to use it.
Plus, it was purely random that somehow the genes fused and the weasel from Texas decided to drop by and steal a 2 month old baboon foetus look alike which happens to be me.
Then, out of random coincidence, I met my real father, whom was also a dutiful superhero who wore spandex while doing public services of cleaning up the local public toilets.
When I did, again, purely random coincidence, I also joined CB.
Hence...now

[Princess Gheyfu]

Ranomnees commencing... NOW!

I luv the cabage patch kids cept the muffin guy. Hes a f*g. I can tell cuz he always puts his hand in my pants when I'm not looking whitch i always am cuz i'm a lesbian guy with a pimple so big it absorbes stars and his name is nova whitch makes sence cuz she'he's from novascotia whitch is spanish for "Where'd I put my Car keys" thats kinder stupid cuz his car is controlled by his left toe.

That was my Randomness lvl. 1.

[The_Supervisor]

OMG, I dun check for 1 f*ggin day 'n here ya go creatin the place for teh ost random of random pplz, YAYzorz ^^ I wan in, lemme in
*threatens*

[Reefern86]

Well...u know what they say...when ur gone for a day.......ppl die.

[The_Supervisor]

w00t die all u pplz...so...who died?

[Reefern86]

My soul...but its okay. I got 5 more. Bought them on Ebay

[The_Supervisor]

Nice

*goes to check on ebay*

[konakona]

http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/soul.html

[The_Supervisor]

rofl, ppl bid on such crap? nice

[Princess Gheyfu]

OMFG! I wanted 1 so much! I'll trad it for my limited edition holographic condom ^^

PS: Sellin new doggie doo doo plates!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Beware-of-Doggie-Doo-3x12-aluminum-sign_W0QQitemZ7755214314QQcategoryZ46299QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Shinomori]

http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/soul.html

That was SO mine. :LOL:

[Gray]

bwahahaha i see we have new recruits .... your all in.. we gather the most random of random from this place.. to create.. a ball of matter that shifts in between space time continueums creating havoc and freaquently changing people into random animals or objects..

[The_Supervisor]

I would kindly like to ask for Team Random to support the Naked Freedom Dance Revolution, founded by naked dancing co. inc. org. which also supports Bleach Café Worldwide btw

[Makaze]

Can we have code names, or colour codes or something? We can be superheroes, only rather than saving the world we cover it in pancakes and paint it a green-purple colour....grurple.
i can be the Black one, as I am most qualified at being a ninja. I can hang around in trees, and chew on a straw of glass all day, whilst being a Bad-Ass(tm)! Ice can be White, Marine can be Red and the supervidor can be pink! you know it makes sense......

[The_Supervisor]

w00t, I would SO love to be the pinky one

*spreads pinkyness while dancing*

[BeeCrest]

Can we have code names, or colour codes or something? We can be superheroes, only rather than saving the world we cover it in pancakes and paint it a green-purple colour....grurple.
i can be the Black one, as I am most qualified at being a ninja. I can hang around in trees, and chew on a straw of glass all day, whilst being a Bad-Ass(tm)! Ice can be White, Marine can be Red and the supervidor can be pink! you know it makes sense......
o.0
WTF am I?

[The_Supervisor]

U can be purple with flashy yellow dots ^^

[Gray]

bwahahahah this is great.. your all in.... we will take over this world by creating the ultimate weapon.. that travels between time space continueums, creating havoc by changing people into random objects or animals.. i can see it now.. a new world order... random order lol.. i will speak to MARINE about hwo will be selected for random 5 that may turn into the random 10 if i feel random..

[BeeCrest]

@ Super: No
@ Ice: answer my pm

[The_Supervisor]

Mkay, mkay u can be purple with yellow dots that glow in the dark!!!

[BeeCrest]

try putting crap at the end of a sentence/phrase. Not as effective as naked though.

[The_Supervisor]

Man, crap is nowhere NEAR naked, naked FTW!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Naked was cool. I'm sitting here naked.

[The_Supervisor]

very interesting....

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Hey ice d00d!!! It's Rabid!!! Although I would agree that oil will eventually mix with red in the next year. In the following century I believe that the Earth will grow legs and eat the neighbouring plant pot.

[The_Supervisor]

man, suddenly all pplz wanna be showin off their randomness, tssk, sad

[Pipp-ORK]

LOLLORZ. !!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!


I'm eating an apple. :P Is that random? 'Cause, y'know, I COULD be munching a cookie, but I'm just not in the mood to get up off my ass and walk alllll the way over to the cookie jar.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? E-GASP!!! 'TWAS BUDLIGHTYEAR!!

Fire TEH P4ncAkes.

:cussing:

[Rabid_Wolverine]

l3333333333333333333333337!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pipp-ORK]

Pssh.

That was cheap, Rabid. :( Now all our awesome-o random feats will be COMPLETELY overshadowed by your masterpiece.



'Tis sad.

[Princess Gheyfu]

*Still shaking wat my mama gave me*

JOIN US AT Freedom Naked Dance co. .inc .org

[Makaze]

There is no art to you randomness, and worse: no love.
Much like a waffle, your randomness needs to be raised, cared for in a way only you can provide, and then set on fire. Through this path, you can crush the elderly like eggs. Eggs of saddnes, like the white tearsr of children's snowmen.
Arn't i just a little beacon of wisdom? go on, I won't laugh if you think that.

[Pipp-ORK]

Ooo, ooo, I see you baby, shakin' that ass. :doindadom



Question!! Does anybody know how to use Print Screen on a laptop? 'Cause I can't find the button and I wanna take some screenshots of the Air game (my good save file is on the damn laptop). >: (

[Princess Gheyfu]

Ooo, ooo, I see you baby, shakin' that ass. :doindadom


MOTIVATION! YES!!! *Keeps shakin what my mama gave meh*

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Oooooo I want Air game!!!! Damn you Pippy! Must complete collection of hentai!!!

[Princess Gheyfu]

Hentai pwns! :doindadom <- Even tats hentai. See HE"S NAKED!!!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Naked domo kun!!! Although he doesn't have any extremities.

[Pipp-ORK]

And that's horrible and sad.



Because he's SO damn sexy.


*Tear.*

[Princess Gheyfu]

What would domo like with extemites? *goes to photoshop*

[konakona]

*rapes domo from behind*

[Princess Gheyfu]

*Marine starts singing*

"Let me get on with my business, bisinass,
Let Me F*** you in the ass, the ass. -"

[_Ink]

Hey ice d00d!!! It's Rabid!!! Although I would agree that oil will eventually mix with red in the next year. In the following century I believe that the Earth will grow legs and eat the neighbouring plant pot.


I so love that signature... any chance of me using it?
LOL.
Sexy ass there.
I am naked by the way, watch my p3n0r do action at strays. :LOL:

[Reefern86]

Slightly scary

[Tikaiya]

can i join lol


i wanna join ^_______________^

[Reefern86]

OMG Im watching Punk'd. WOW. Some funny shit. Unfortunatly a ten uear old could think it up.

[Princess Gheyfu]

My application for this thread is in the last page of *say something to the user above you* thread. >>

[_Ink]

i drank snakes

[BeeCrest]

For amusement, I'd pour salt on slugs and watch them melt, until my friends told me to stop so they would't barf.

[Gray]

LOL.. yes the level of randomness in this thread has gone through the roof.. but because the roof is random.. there is no roof.. its actually a cottoncandy cloud...

[Princess Gheyfu]

Cooton Cnady? *Poors salt on roof so it becomes a subway sandwitch made of scooby snacks and drinks roof*

[The_Supervisor]

Rofl, still showing off i c

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Cotton candy what? Obviously the roof is made out of key.

[The_Supervisor]

yes, more ass!!!

[_Ink]

There are giant flying mongooses in the swimming pool round the graveyard in my backyard, which also happens to be the breeding ground for animistic Red Indians who worship tree trunks.
I have cancer, but I can only breath hydrogen which happens to be available in your local grocery under tin cans with inscriptions of "freshly canned Tuna" on them.

[The_Supervisor]

rofl, how long do u ppl take for writing all these randomness essays, lol
*more showing-off*

hey ice, when u gonna decide on the top of team random eh?

[BeeCrest]

I've been known for having the bad habit of misplacing the exacto-knife I use in art class the past few years. Scared the crap out of my friend too.

[Princess Gheyfu]

Ah crap! I was eating nachos and my extermites fell in the toilet and now their being worshipped by rotten toes living in the sewers with fourteen MC hamme-ltons who think cotton candy is made of raw chicken fat who r just misunderstood.

[BeeCrest]

Recent conversation I had with my mother:

Bee's Mom: *sigh* The dog is eating grass again outside.

Bee: That's because she thinks she is a cow.

Bee's Mom: .............. That was cruel.

[SoundWave]

hmm.. sounds like random fun.. can i join???

[Princess Gheyfu]

My dog thought she was a spaceship once so he jumped off the 2nd floor window. >>

[BeeCrest]

Quote from a random aquaintence (sp?):
"I'm a happy whore."
I've been made into a lesbian before as well. Yes, someone I know has issues with his genders (like other people I know, including myself sometimes)
rofl, I need Pipp to join me in posting random crap :)

Edit:
My dog thought she was a spaceship once so he jumped off the 2nd floor window. >>
I think Tofu's dog has troubles with it's genders as well, or perhaps it is Tofu with the problems.

[_Ink]

All of this are beginning to sound like Kidou chants....:LOL

[BeeCrest]

Really?
lol
This random team thing is great :)

[Princess Gheyfu]

Its me how do you all know!

Daphne: Cuz we have all the clues.
Velma: Exactly Clue 1. was the condom and the taampon at the scene of the rape. Clue 2. Was that we checked the dog and it is a she.
TM00:And I woul've gotten away wit it if it weren't for you dumbass chicks ñ dicks and your stupid cow!
Scroop: Ya-ba-da-ba-doo!

[BeeCrest]

I can't tell if that was more random or stupid.

[Gray]

Red necks with giant pistols come around to my house every so often to hold there "i hate indians" convention.. but when they realised that america would never have survived without the help of the indians they went there seperate ways mutter things like "beer is good" and "lets go shoot some defenceless neighbourhood cats" It comes down to the whole.. theory of evolution.. where as some people stopped evolving after the 195678's which caused them to contract a not so rare disease known as moronretardedasslickingsocialdumbass sydrome... this in turn led to rabies

[Reefern86]

A place for stupidity to flurish. This place is know as the earth. For this place to exsist everything must be made random. I am contributing to the continuation of the earth.

SHIT

WTF DO I WANT TO DO THAT FOR? THIS PLACE SUCKS! (AKA the earth)

[BeeCrest]

okay. As long as that makes you feel better I guess.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Random post #1.

[Reefern86]

Old ppl scare younger ppl with their knowledge. But sadly they keep forgetting all that knowledge and filling it in with BS

[Gray]

"In 1917 i was the general of the african army" "but grandpa your white!" "yes well it so happened that it wasnt the african army but the german army" "but grandpa your not german either" "yes well thats a story for another time, anyway i was as they call it a brigadier" "wait a sec grandpa.. wouldnt you have to be over a hundred to be in the war in 1917.." "yes well maybe it wasnt 1917 and maybe it wasnt a war.. maybe it was just a dream..."

[Reefern86]

"Hi gramps what's up" "WHAT" "I SAID HI GRAMPS WHAT IS UP?" "WHAT U THREW UP?" "NO GRAMPA I SAID WHAT ISSSS UP?" "NO I DONT NEED A CUP" "DAMNIT GRAMPS TURN UP UR EARPHONES" "HUH U MOTHER LIKES SCONES" "i give up"*kid walks away* "HAHA stupid younenz. works everytime" *grandfather goes back to watching the game

[Gray]

so true.. except last time i said to my grandpa he needed a hearing check he chased me with his news paper

[Reefern86]

Yeah that was plan B if the kid didnt leave on his own

[Gray]

Hey MARINE.. for the Random 5.. who do you think should be our last member because i think that HC will have a reserved posy... so we gotta decide the last postion.. which will be hard

[Sakura]

am i random enuff for this thing? i do dance wit ice cream and jello. bleh.... and i'm a square on your msn. buwahahahaha!

[Gray]

LOL true you are a sqaure on my msn.. hmm ill have to refer with MARINE.. Its not like your not a nice person or anything just gotta discuss whether your random enough

[Sakura]

what?! i'm not random enuff wit out consulting wit the random maniac?! hahahaha okie.

[Gray]

lol your talking with another random maniac.. but we gotta be decisive with this its for the MOST random in CB.. i just want it so that its not 'everyone in the random section' if you know what i mean

[Sakura]

*sigh* i guess so... seeing as i'm usually the last one on here at times and there's no one to talk to and be random wit... oh well

[konakona]

Seriously, you pop on for a lil bit then dissapear...

Dont let life get in the way of your posting

:p:

I sense randomness in this one...

[adorkable]

Hmmm... Could I see if i am random enough to be in team random?

I provide cookies!~ *raises eyebrows*

C'mon, I've mastered the art of poking people with sticks! :p

Haha, i understand if I don't get in... Must build up my randomness! :p:

[geyut]

geyut.









SRRRRRRRRAAAAT


yes, i agree.

[BeeCrest]

Seriously, you pop on for a lil bit then dissapear...
Dont let life get in the way of your posting
:p:
I sense randomness in this one...

I'm youur daughter godddammit, as well as Pipp's granddaughter. How can I possibly avoid randomness? >.>

And I always spell godddammit with three D's for some reason.

[Gray]

haha hmm yes well what do you think MARINE about letting Bee have the last postion in the random 5? though at this stage i think we should consider expanding it a little, hmm and adorkable.. your random enough for me what about you MARINE?

[Princess Gheyfu]

Me and MARINE r in a randomness challenge where-ever I go. We're at a stalemate so far >> OUR TOUNGER WRESTLING WILL DECIDE WHO WINS!!!

[SoundWave]

hmm.. I'll ask again.. can i join pls, pls, pretty pls...??

*i see london, i see france, i see someones underpants*

[The_Supervisor]

i'll battle team randomness with my ssenmodnar team, bwahahahahahhahaha!!!

[konakona]

YESH

*Still training*

Bee should join... Ive raised her 2 b random

I CREATED YOU~

Dork = Surez

Everyone has a tad of randomness inside o em

We just need 2 bring it out... *Gets plyers*

N0s = yes too

:p:

[Princess Gheyfu]

MARINE I WILL JOIN IN THE RANKS OF RANDOM 5!!! YOU'll SMELL!!! Err... SEE!!!

[BeeCrest]

YESH
*Still training*
Bee should join... Ive raised her 2 b random
I CREATED YOU~
Dork = Surez
Everyone has a tad of randomness inside o em
We just need 2 bring it out... *Gets plyers*
N0s = yes too
:p:

MARINE:
Apparently I'm an AI bot

Okay, this thread is getting a bit....messed up O.o

[The_Supervisor]

Apparently I'm an AI bot
BWahahahahaha, so ur admitting it?? I knew it!

[konakona]

Okay, this thread is getting a bit....messed up O.o
Thats why its so beautiful

Tofu's in automatically

[Princess Gheyfu]

And I'm a robotic cabbage. Go figure. I"M TEH ANTI-PIPP WEOPEN!!! *according to Super*

[The_Supervisor]

*according to Super*
Lol, dun remember comin' up with that one

[Princess Gheyfu]

Lol, dun remember comin' up with that one
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away *star wars theme starts*

Well it was on the Marrige Thread long time ago bak in the 50's pages.

Or was it MARINE who said tat? lol

[The_Supervisor]

bak in the 50's pages
We're talkin prehistory then, lol

[Princess Gheyfu]

*Flashbaks and remembers Douick being a dino-cow with scales and MARINE being a chillauhua*

Good times :p:

[BeeCrest]

BWahahahahaha, so ur admitting it?? I knew it!

No, I'm a female bastard wannabe baka. Read the sig for goodness sakes.

[The_Supervisor]

I dun see it on yer sig 'n yes i know it's in the spoiler tags 'n no im not clicking them, so ur still a spam-bot until you unspoiler yer female bastard wannabeness

[konakona]

*Flashbaks and remembers Douick being a dino-cow with scales and MARINE being a chillauhua*
Good times :p:

*Wonders what Tofus been smoking*

[BeeCrest]

I dun see it on yer sig 'n yes i know it's in the spoiler tags 'n no im not clicking them, so ur still a spam-bot until you unspoiler yer female bastard wannabeness
I'll take it out of spoilers then just for you.
Edit:
No, I won't. nvm

[The_Supervisor]

Mkay, so ur a female bastard wannabe spam-bot, who cares?

[BeeCrest]

Mkay, so ur a female bastard wannabe spam-bot, who cares?
I assumed you did since you were like "SPAM BOT SPAM BOT ZOMFG I FOUND OUT BEE'S TRUE NATURE!" :p:

[The_Supervisor]

Yes, i care 'bout the spam-bot stuff, not 'bout the female bastard wannabeness

[konakona]

*Wonders what ma daughter got herself into this time*

:p:

[BeeCrest]

*Wonders what ma daughter got herself into this time*
:p:

haha, I don't know.

[The_Supervisor]

*drags back to page 1*

[BeeCrest]

Grant from MythBusters reminds me of Dom Nguyen from Megatokyo for some reason. O.o

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Megatokyo is an awesome webcomic. CAD is also another awesome webcomic. CAD is home to Chef Brian the most random d00d ever. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAKE!!!!

[SoundWave]

@rabid: and jam.. and icecream... and cream... but no ice @_@

[konakona]

Mythbusters is one o teh coolest shows evur

[The_Supervisor]

zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz

[SoundWave]

yesh, me likes myth busters.. they're always up to something fun :D

[BeeCrest]

I'm about as mature as Adam Savage :)

Haha, I'm so buying one of these:
http://www.megagear.com/product_p/mt%2006-5002.htm

XD

[Princess Gheyfu]

I just bought a domo! lol all u loosers should just LAY DOWN AND DIE!!! Mwa-HA-HA!!! Domos better then u. He pwns. And now hes a samurai. So he can chop tomatoes, onions, and mailmean. Ha_ha! Own3d3g3! Ba loo-hoo ALL MAILMEN WHO COME LATE SHOULD BE DOMO-CHOPP-ified. Tats my thoery... They're stupid... Domo owns. :doindadom <- U SEE????!!!!! THERE HE IS! U ALL SHOULD BE BOWING AND DIEING!!! MAJA-LOO-HOO!!!! Ok here teh link to Domos ULTIMATE PW3D3G3-N3SS!!!!

http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4732387/BAN-DOMKSM-Ea.jpg

[BeeCrest]

Well, Boo squeeks.

[The_Supervisor]

I don't bow to domo, domo bows to me

[Princess Gheyfu]

DoMO WilL chOpPa CH0ppeH U!!! *lAUgh5 EviLY*

[BeeCrest]

Unwaken gave me the nickname beer btw

[Princess Gheyfu]

Beer? Then u don't need to bow to teh domoness cuz ure nick is his enemy.

[BeeCrest]

Wtf? .

[The_Supervisor]

TF's high on domo...

[BeeCrest]

TF's high on domo...
:LOL: .

[Princess Gheyfu]

*drops domo blunt* I AM NOT!!! *looks at fallen domo* ;_; *picks up from ground and tries to get over obsetion*

[Faith.]

so is there anything else to this?

[BeeCrest]

Random Fact:
Years ago I'd call the boys in my class "baka nekos" and they thought I was swearing at them or something in Japanese. When I told my friends what it meant, they'd laugh everytime I'd call them that. Idiots.

[Reefern86]

HOLY SHIT! My little friend just ended up in the hospital. He is Vicadin Land right now and he called me on the phone.

[Pipp-ORK]

I'm eating an ORANGE.


:doindadom

'Tis a proud day, indeed.

[rey]

im eating hot cheetos

[Gray]

im eating my hand.. or is it my hand is eating me.. dup dup dummm

[odanion]

count me in...random is my life...without it life would have taken it's toll on many many people....I just wish that the appel fell from the tree so that people would stop calling random poeple spammers

[Gray]

oh btw Rey please refrain from posting if your not in the team

[konakona]

http://www.kleecker.com/assets/images/db_images/db_beavis_cornholio1.gif

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO~!

[Princess Gheyfu]

lo Beaver and Boobhead. :p:

[Makaze]

Good news everyone: Rabid hates my guts!* For more info on this starling development-I mean, really, who would have thought somenoe disliked moi- please check out the "i hate stupid people" thread. The epic clash between Rabid and I will have you captivated for almost seconds!

* Waiting for confirmation on this. But hey, nasty rumours don't spread themselves

[Rabid_Wolverine]

What is up with you anyway? What makes you think that I hate your guts? Just chill out dude I mean is there really any point in coming here and bragging about some pointless and petty argument?

[Makaze]

Don't worry 'bout nothing, I tend to over exagerate. Besides, if it makes you feel better, I hate each and every person on this forum, so don't take it personaly ^^. To qoute my favourite movie:

"We gonna be like a couple of Fonzie's, ok? What's Fonzie like? He's cool. And that's how we gonna be: we gonna be cool."

I god damn love that movie. A cookie to whomever get's it.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Ah right fair enough. I thought we just had a little misunderstanding and shit that's all. But now it's all clear.

PIPP HAVE YOU REMOVED THAT PENIS YET?!

[Makaze]

And so normality is restored.....(sigh)
....wait, PENIS? WHERE?.....not that I'm particularly interested in it, or anything, I'm just....interested. DAMN, er, I really shouldn't be typing everything I say....

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Obviously everyone knows that Pippy is a Tv. Oh yeah there was also this really cruel prank we played on this retard on the net.

[Makaze]

(hopes it isn't me) pray do tell, I wish to learn more.
This is kinda turning into a two way chat now....time to random things up

Many people consider the banana to be to minty to make a n effective doorstop. I call these people pancakes. Due to the banana's nature to stab small children, they are My favorite fruit. Fruit, sounds like w00t. W00t indeed, mr banana. W00t indeed...

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Solids hurt. Just try hurting yourself with a banana.

[Shinomori]

http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/freecat.jpg

[mad one]

Spooky!!

Like a fish!! :winking56

[Princess Gheyfu]

Fishes r'nt spooky. The clown that lives under my bed eating babies is spooky. But not fishes. Fishes r sr8t wit me. Cuz I eat them. And I respect everything I eat. Tat means i respect Wiliam Shakespere, Napoleon, Hitler, and The whole Mayan civilization. I say those were pretty good deserts. I respect em' fo tasting so dam good. >>

[Dark Fire]

jello sacres me when I poke it, it Wiggles

the random monkeys dance amoung the feilds of my mind I wish to join your humble establishment for Dark Fire has died and has been reborgn as..... O.o!

[konakona]

LOL

Dark is in hardcore... Ive seen his insane posts

lol

[Princess Gheyfu]

U died? *looks at cat picture* U'RE MINE NOW!!! Time to rub ure soft pelt WITH A MITTEN MADE OF RAZOR SHARP SPIKES!!!

@MARINE: Am I in teh Random 5? Have u told Ice bout my ULTIMATE DOMO INSPIRED UBERNESS????? If not I'll have TO EAT YOUR








cookies. Ya big Meanie..... >>;

[SoundWave]

or do like my physics teacher and rub cat fur against a plastic or glass rod.. lol static electricity i think

[Dark Fire]

churp churp make the popkorn burp \m/O.o\M/

[BeeCrest]

I have an eight-second track of Gir the robot from Invader Zim laughing. It scares my dog too when I play it :)

[Dark Fire]

girness luv girness^.^

doom d-doom doom doom
lets all sing the doom song

[_Ink]

There is a six foot tall spray-can wielding platypus that is laying eggs in my outdoor portable toilet while reading the sunday Times stock market exchange, when my pet cat decided to claw it, it turned over its beak and chow down my cat like swallowing a maggot infested meatballs. Which also is true since my cat is a rotting zombie that lives in my oven.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Red turnips taste green?

[_Ink]

WARNING might be offensive
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Rabbi:" Where is God?"
Student(a 10 year old boy):" He is here" *points to his heart*
Rabbi:"Wrong, he is there..." *points to the student's p3n15
Student:" Why?"
Rabbi:" Cause I would seriously need some massaging on that place, and if you will do it for me, I would gladly enlighten you."

[BeeCrest]

There is a six foot tall spray-can wielding platypus that is laying eggs in my outdoor portable toilet while reading the sunday Times stock market exchange, when my pet cat decided to claw it, it turned over its beak and chow down my cat like swallowing a maggot infested meatballs. Which also is true since my cat is a rotting zombie that lives in my oven.
I say Devildude's the most random.

[Princess Gheyfu]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8360/teamrandombanner1nz.gif

WTF did I make this???

[Shinomori]

"Whip Those Ferrets did I make this?"

lol

[Princess Gheyfu]

I have no Idea where "Whip those Ferrets" came from. Just popped in my mind since its initials are WTF.

[Reefern86]

Watching The Flamers
Wacking Twenty Fruits
Wearing Teal Feet
Wasting Ten Fans
Wondering Threw Frankfurt
Wispering Their Franchise
Wait There Fred
Water That Fights
Waiter Threw Fondo
Which Three Fought
Why The Floor

I can go on all night. I can do better lol

[Hinamori-Chan]

Doood, I want to join! :]

OMG, YESTEDAY, my friend tried to shove a carrot in my shirt. A wet carrot. >.> I haven't gotten a chance to tell you guys yet, so I decided to now. Hahahaha xD Since today is my first day of being back-ish. :]

[konakona]

i wonder where pipp went? shes like an auto acception.. along with HC and some other members

So... welcome HC

:p:

[Hinamori-Chan]

Does that mean I'm a Random 5?

[konakona]

I guess so

Ask the iceman

:p:

[Hinamori-Chan]

Is Ice even ON? Hahahah I can't ask if he isn't on, so we'll just wait till later..

[konakona]

Well.. hell see the post

:p:

[Reefern86]

Ahh. yes I do recall. the day I can never forget. I was just walking through the grociery store. I was young. And I was bored. So of course i deceided to entain myself. I saw a freezer og Gadiva chocolate icecream. It looked like a perfect find. I waltzed over to the freezer and placed my hands on the ledge looking in wonder at the icecream. My mother called me. She was done picking out the eggs, and it was time for me to find a new source of entertainment. I started to head over but something was wrong....my right hand was stuck. It was stuck to the inside of the freezer. I was in serious touble. I trie to get off, but nothing worked. I tried to just keep walking, but the freezer was on wheels so it followed me through the aisle. I tried to pull, but...OUCH...that hurt. I had no other option. I had to call....my mother. She came over and looked at me in my pitiful condition. "What r u doing come on." "But mom I said I stuck." "No ur not look," she grabed my hand and tried to pull it from the freezer. Nothing happend. "ohhh. U really r stuck" She looked at me then up and down the ailses of the store. "Alright hold still," she said and then she..PEELED...my fingers from the inside of the freezer. By this time I had no feeling in my fingers. I lloked in the freezer. There on the wall were 4 tan marks of where my skin was still connected. It was one of the worst days of my life....I had no finger prints on my right hand for a week...

[konakona]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~!!!!

Sux2blilu

[Reefern86]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~!!!!
Sux2blilu

Sadly that story was true. And it does suck to b me I won't argue lol

[Hinamori-Chan]

o_o!! Wow.. That is really interesting. It reminds me of a time I was dancing in the rain with my friends. We didn't want to play basketball in the gym and it was raining, so we went outside and danced in it. My p.e. teacher said he wanted us to "be active" so what's better than being active IN the rain? We ran the track once and we were jumping in puddles and running around and it was really fun. We also sung the song from Titanic. My heart will go on by Celine Dion. xD

[konakona]

And THAT reminds me of the time I hated Celine Dion

Lmao

[Hinamori-Chan]

But TITANIC, Moohead! How can you hate t3h Titanic... ;_; *sobs*
I haff failed... ;_;

Omg, I want a butterfinger.

[konakona]

I want some lady fingers..

mmmmm

Meh... It was okay...

[Gray]

Hey guys, Welcome back HC, you'll take an honour role in the random 5!

[adorkable]

o_o!! Wow.. That is really interesting. It reminds me of a time I was dancing in the rain with my friends. We didn't want to play basketball in the gym and it was raining, so we went outside and danced in it. My p.e. teacher said he wanted us to "be active" so what's better than being active IN the rain? We ran the track once and we were jumping in puddles and running around and it was really fun. We also sung the song from Titanic. My heart will go on by Celine Dion. xD
*chuckles*

Me and my friends are like that too. We were playing softball (might I add, I hit a homerun :rolleye09) for PE and then rain started pouring down like mad. We had to stop and like we were on the other side of the road (where all the sports fields and shit are; no classrooms) so we couldn't go back over. Me and 2 friends were chatting and then I was like, "Let's run in the rain!" Even though I knew we'd get into trouble. So we did. We got into heaps of shit (meh), but it was so fun.

And as for singing... Don't even ask. lolz.

We were in my friend's car which has one of those roof window things. And like we all stuck our heads out and started screaming and singing... We got heaps of "WTF stares". And once, we were looking out the window and there was this taxi driver guy. He gave us that "OK" signal things with this cocky smile, like this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a159/brown17/ok.jpg

And then we did it back smiling and all. And then he did that again but like this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a159/brown17/freak.jpg

Moving his finger through and through. ANd me and my friend were like "FCUK! FREAK!" and closed the curtain. We started laughing so badly.

That also happened to some guy friends of mine when they were looking out the window of their car... What a sick city I live in. :p:

[Gray]

That reminds me of a time when i was playing a humble game of baseball in a sports class, and my fingers just happened to slip and the bat went flying and hit just about the weakest kid in the school.. it actually knocked him out.. another time i was so humbly nick knocking on peoples doors on new years when an old man came out like in the movies with a massive stick and chased me and my friends down the street yelling insanties like "you hooligans! you better stop with your shananigans at once!" ah yes the good ol' days

[Hinamori-Chan]

Omfg yay! Random 5! <3 Hahaha

Adorkable: Rofl! Wowww. Me and my friends didn't get in trouble. Like my p.e. teacher actually came out and asked us wtf we were doing and we told him we were being active and stuff and he was like whatever and went back in. Hahaha.
Mmm.. I hate it when guys cat call you. During school, I was walking up into this building to deliver something and these mexican guys were hanging around that area and they were like "Hey" all seductive-ie and started whistleing and stuff.. And I was just like... Uhh... And I ignored them.
And I also hate it when guys start checking you out in their cars when your crossing a street or honking their horns and hollering out the window. >.>
Sigh... Men. Hahahaha

[Gray]

har har yup your in HC have fun :D

[adorkable]

We got into heaps of trouble 'cause we weren't allowed to, and like we already changed into our school uni and everything. But it was effing hilarious.

Me and another friend use to take coffee and hot chocolate from the teachers lounge as well... until we were caught... heh. XD

And yes, I hate, HATE it when guys wolf whistle at you (or whatever they do). So annoying. Just ignore it... *sigh*

[Gray]

pretty much i have the instant social opinion of zero to people who do that kind of stuff.. do the actually think that its going to get the girls attention for the right reasons? retards...

[Dark Fire]

one time my freshman year it was raining the hallways where slippery I was wearing poliester pants (cause the are water proof) & a rain jacket NE ways the random monkeys* start danceing in my head again next thing I know Im sliding like Penguin on my stomach acrost the concreet

*side note about monkies there kool cause they throw feicies

I dont just act the random I LIVE the random

[BeeCrest]

My friends and I got hyper off the "half-and-half" stuff you put in coffee at Friendlys. Good times.

There is this guy who used to live across the street from us. Every morning at 4:17 am he'd go outside in his socks and tak a piss on his lawn, but only on the left side of the lawn. Then he'd go inside, grab three eggs from the fridge, boil two in hot water, and take the third one and throw it in his toilet. Then he'd take the water he used to boil the two eggs and pour it in his toilet. My family knows this because he asked us to do the egg-thing for him when he was gone on vacation. He never came back. Now is house is a frat-dorm and all the guys run around in togas wearing egg-shells in their hair.

Shit, my mom won't let me burn my Barbie dolls either :cussing:

[konberry]

there was one point in time where I loved playing with needles and rubber bands... @_@ and then I'll poke my finger and start at the red dot growing bigger and bigger like a cherry tomato and start crying afterwards... the rubbe band and I were archenemies .... I would watch my friends flick there's away like a gun, but I always flik it back at myself =__+'' damn rubber bands.... *gnaws*

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Pah no where near as dangerous as riding a trolley down a hill with a very steep gradient with thorns on each side. Was fun though.

[Dragar]

What is this place?*Looks at map*I must have taken a wroung turn at the forest of Three. Well, might as well check it out.

*Walks in* Yo, anyone here?

[BeeCrest]

My friends and even my gym teacher say I'd fit through a basketball rim. O.o
Now I (and my friends) want to find out.

[The_Supervisor]

I'll help...

[BeeCrest]

That's okay. Really.

[Hinamori-Chan]

I think toe socks are weird. o_o

[The_Supervisor]

ty i luv u too

[Hinamori-Chan]

*pounces on Super out of boredom*

[The_Supervisor]

*is pounced on by HC*

[Hinamori-Chan]

*lays on top of him like he's a fur rug* z_z

[The_Supervisor]

*getting squished to death by heavyweight HC, lol*

[Hinamori-Chan]

:[ I'm not fatt.. I'm only like 95 pounds at most. *rolls off and sits up* :]

[The_Supervisor]

* breathes *

[BeeCrest]

My mom won't let me burn my barbie dolls :cussing:

[SoundWave]

"Suck and swallow" - my friend's friend says that everyday... aurghh...

[adorkable]

My mom won't let me burn my barbie dolls :cussing:
Any assistance? *brings lighter*

So glad I don't own any barbies. That b**** gets everything she wants. :p:

[The_Supervisor]

barbies FTW, i <3 Skipper

:p:

[BeeCrest]

I'd tell you why I want to burn them, but it's kind of an embarrassing story. Thank you for the assistance though :D

[The_Supervisor]

barbies FTW, i <3 SKipper...'n Courtney too

:p:

[adorkable]

Tell me. Pwetty pwease? :p

Nah, barbies > bratz.

What's with the new 'dolls' they make today?

[The_Supervisor]

Yeh, the older dolls were way better 'n had better clothes 'n stuff, now it's all princess this, mermaid that,...

[BeeCrest]

Fine
Last night I stayed up till midnight flipping between the movies The Puppet Master and Vanilla Sky on TV. And one scene I saw in The Puppet Master was this doll that looked like a Barbie barfing these leech-like flesh eating things while making sounds like it was constipated O.o Then I turned. The problem is that I've had this huge fear of puppets/marionettes (sp?) (but not Barbies. That'd be pretty funny if a little kid was afraid of barbies) since I was a little kid. I'm not sure why. My sister mentioned Pinnochio might've caused my fears, but I don't think so. I don't think it was the killer Chucky either, but he helped in making my fear grow. Anywya,s after that I tried watching Vanilla Sky in hoping it'd get rid od the barfing-barbie scene, but it didn't :( So that night I slept in the living-room and refused to sleep in any room without the dog in it, which is why I slept in the living room. Then my mom found me on the couch at 2 am afer seeing my room was empty with the light on. Then I was like "This whole barbie/doll fear is a load of shit I'm going to sleep in my room. Then I got the idea to burn barbies <3.
There's my story. Hope you are happy.
:)

[SoundWave]

swedish: sätt på en skygg lapp
english: **** a shy lapplander

swedish: sätt på en skygglapp
english: put a blinker on

[The_Supervisor]

barfing barbies r fugging scary

[BeeCrest]

That's only half the story Super >.>

[The_Supervisor]

barfin barbies r scary, but i still <3 Skipper

:p:

[adorkable]

Fine
Last night I stayed up till midnight flipping between the movies The Puppet Master and Vanilla Sky on TV. And one scene I saw in The Puppet Master was this doll that looked like a Barbie barfing these leech-like flesh eating things while making sounds like it was constipated O.o Then I turned. The problem is that I've had this huge fear of puppets/marionettes (sp?) (but not Barbies. That'd be pretty funny if a little kid was afraid of barbies) since I was a little kid. I'm not sure why. My sister mentioned Pinnochio might've caused my fears, but I don't think so. I don't think it was the killer Chucky either, but he helped in making my fear grow. Anywya,s after that I tried watching Vanilla Sky in hoping it'd get rid od the barfing-barbie scene, but it didn't :( So that night I slept in the living-room and refused to sleep in any room without the dog in it, which is why I slept in the living room. Then my mom found me on the couch at 2 am afer seeing my room was empty with the light on. Then I was like "This whole barbie/doll fear is a load of shit I'm going to sleep in my room. Then I got the idea to burn barbies <3.
There's my story. Hope you are happy.
:)
Hey, I'm freaked out by dolls too. Like those porcelene (sp?) ones, with big beady eyes which freak me out so badly. That's why a friend of mine has this big doll in her living room and I'm always looking to make sure it hasn't moved or anything. My friend was (or rather is) really mean, cause once I was watching a movie in her living room and the doll was merrily (DIE!) sitting against the wall. Got too intact with the movie and then after a while I looked and it was still there. But then a couple minutes after I looked, it wasn't there. I was like WTF!??!?!? with my heart beating faster and shit (cos Jeepers Creepers was on the other channel). And then my friend put the dolls hand on my shoulder from behind and i screamed my effing ass off. That was not funny. :eek:

And I would just burn barbies straight out. coughfreakscough