Caution!!

[emmasu]

Becasue i love all the guys in this forum:biggrinlo and i want them all to have the dates and the girls they want:biggrinlo
What Not To Do: Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
:biggrinlo good luck guys

[Icestorm]

theyre great for a laugh hahaha ive never used a pick up line.. i couldnt think of anything more stupid.. yes that lines is obviously going to make up for getting to actually know the person..(sarcasm) LOL...

[Stigmata]

Oooo ooo ooo! What about

"Is he in prison? The man that stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

and

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

[Makaze]

Of course, my personal pick up line of choice is that old classic: "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?". I have never been rejected(them being knocked out at the time still counts).

[Ios]

thanks for your worries emmasu :D
But I have a better line:
"excuse me, have you seen my white horse?"

( :D ROFLMAO :D )

[Dragar]

Hmm? Well.......I've never used a pick up line before.....And what's the point of it anyway? I don't get it. I know their used for girls, but I don't know they seem to almost never work, from what I see.

And here's a bad one, this I heard in TV:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "U" together."

[frbbls]

Theyre all good.

Another one; "I guess you must be really tired" "Why?" "Because your running in my head for quite a while now!"

[Dragar]

Now THAT, was a bad one. lol

[Makaze]

HEINZBITTE, YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
I have to agree with you there, buddy.

[Stigmata]

"I guess you must be really tired" "Why?" "Because your running in my head for quite a while now!"

Hey!


"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

:D

[Dragar]

Who you callin' dumb, heinzbitte?

[Ren Höek]

cool it down you two, no flaming

[Shinji]

Really mature conversation and very nice flaming.

[Dragar]

Well, it ain't with me. I was just asking. Sorry if it came out the wrong way.

[Silfrsyn]

here's my favorite worse pick-up line...
I'm good at math. U+I=69

[Jinchuu]

Keep it cool guys.

[unwaken]

here's my favorite worse pick-up line...
I'm good at math. U+I=69

ding ding ding!
silfrsyn! that's a winner there! teeheee!!!! :LOL:

how bout.
me woman. you man. let's mate!

teehee!

btw. i vaguely recall a similar thread somewhere. bleah. but i cant find it. ah wells. :D

[Icestorm]

me man you resemble woman.. lets mate lol

[Cali Selina]

"Life without you is like a pencil without lead. Pointless"

[KuroShinobi]

XD
oo here's mine!!
"is your dad a thief? cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them into your eyes."

omg.. if anyone gives me that kinda lines i ll laugh my pants off and then turn them down while trying to catch my breath

[Dragar]

THose really are bad pick up lines.

[Tyenkrovy]

I think the Bloodhound Gang came up with a pretty classically bad pick-up line:

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

[unwaken]

I think the Bloodhound Gang came up with a pretty classically bad pick-up line:

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

O_O LOL.

ding ding ding! we have another winner! hahaha

ive got another lame one.
Have we met before? Cause im sure if im ur parents, i would never let u out of my sight.

i didn't understand the pick up line the first time. =_= teehee which meant that he had to repeat it and i laughed my ass off. :LOL:

[Hinamori-Chan]

HAHAHAHA!!
Pickup lines are fun to use jokingly with your guy&girl friends.

Atleast that's what I do...