Club Bleach Z! (The 2nd FanFic you should read! :P)

[Joe Black]

C&C plz. Always remember Hinamori Chan, my lovely ex-editor
Prologue and Chappie 1 (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=606404&postcount=4)
Chappie 2: The Great Slaughter (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=606411&postcount=6)
Chappie 3: Temptation Island (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=615035&postcount=22)
Chappie 4: Secret Weapon (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=660383&postcount=47)
Chappie 5: Exploding Youth! The Night That Will Change All Destiny! Prom Night! (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=688572&postcount=68)
Chappie 6: Moonlight Battle of :3 (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=741731&postcount=75)
Chappie 7: Teh Forbidden Forest (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=765580&postcount=94)
Chappie 8: The Greatest Creatures of All Time (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=784245&postcount=109)
Chappie 9: The True Test Begins! A Video? (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=806696&postcount=114)
Chappie 10: Undying's Undying Search (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=843130&postcount=158)
Chappie 11: Potato's Wish (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=856616&postcount=166)
Chappie 12: The White Mage... OF DOOM! (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=889116&postcount=174)
Chappie 13: Teh Lucky Chappie! (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=938100&postcount=187)
Chappie 14: Let's Fighting <3! (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=976391&postcount=198)
Chappie 15: Battle of Affectionate Hearts (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1005409&postcount=206)
Chappie 16: The Darkness Within (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1042337&postcount=217)
Chappie 17:The Death Mage's Battle Ends / Sakura's Poisoned Heart (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1088686&postcount=224)
Chappie 18:That Smexy Age Number that Everyone Wants to Be... Chappie (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1110817&postcount=234)
Chappie 19: Whodunit? Who Killed Lee? (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1140905&postcount=245)
Chappie 20: To Fall In Love with a Pokemon (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1194385&postcount=249)Chappie 21: Undying Pride (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1233897&postcount=259)
Chappie 22: Evanesque's Secret (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1284459&postcount=272)
Chappie 23: Good Times With Duel Monsters (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1332055&postcount=277)
Chappie 24: Ryuzaki's Riveting Realization (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1379256&postcount=281)
Chappie 25:An Inner Desire for a Name (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1410928&postcount=285)
Chappie 26: That Love Chappie (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1457156&postcount=287)
Chappie 27: Xenu's Most X-Cellent Adventures In Space I / Aftermath (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1507224&postcount=291)
Chappie 28: NOs-talgic Part One (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1554724&postcount=296)
Chappie 29: The Last Medafighter (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1819536&postcount=304)
Chappie 30:NOs-talgic Part 2 (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1877062&postcount=307) featuring Teh Potato Song!Chappie 31: NOs-talgic Part Three (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1952500&postcount=310)
Chappie 32:Ink of Cards; Blood of Innocents (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=2056155&postcount=314)
Chappie 33: XMAS II (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=2144798&postcount=327)
Chappie 34: Unfortunate Beings (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=2189018&postcount=330)
Chappie 35: Cat and Mouse (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=2684719&postcount=338)
Chappie 36: X-MAS III: Plight of Icarus (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=2789184&postcount=342)
Chappie 37: The Undying Soul (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=3148001&postcount=346) [end of Undying arc]

[saycheese]

dont include me in there then.

[Hinamori-Chan]

Woah, I already died? Only in the second chapter? Hahaha.

It's pretty good, keep writing. :]

[Joe Black]

*This post is edited so I can finally remove the spoiler tag for Prologue and Chapter 1*

Prologue

People have questioned many things in our universe... “What is the meaning of life?” or “What created the universe?” , but there is only one true question that people spend their entire lifetime trying to figure out: “Who is Devil Dude and what influence does he have on Club Bleach, and the entire universe?” That question, and many others will most likely be explained in this story.

It all started outside our galaxy, on a planet unknown by most mortals, which we shall call ‘:3’. As you might have guessed from the name, this planet was inhabited by actual anime characters (and even former CB members). As well, the world layout was not the same as our planet, but similar to the worlds portrayed in our favorite anime shows. On top of this, only the physical Laws of Anime applied in the realm.

On one part of the planet, you would see feudal Japan, swarming with ninjas, samurai, and other powerful warriors. However, in another district we come across a futuristic civilization, with flying Gundams fighting for supremacy. Yet, on such a seemingly brutal and violent planet, we come across a wonderful district, called “The Super Happy Anime Club :3” which is where DevilDude was born. Attractive and confident anime males and females conversed with each other with modesty, playfulness, and love. There was not a care in the world about outside danger, and everything seems to be only too good to be true. But like all perfect worlds, each will have its end. How and when, you ask? You’ll just have to continue reading to find out.

Chapter 1: <3 Love Hina High <3

For simple acceleration of the main plot, we shall fast-forward through DevilDude’s life, from the time he was an infant, to his last two weeks until high school graduation, at their high school, <3 Love Hina High <3. And what was on every students mind... the prom.

Classes were over and fellow classmates were conversing with each other and doing their own thing. Undying was combing his hair, looking cool for the ladies, IchimaruZoo was wearing his grin, Hinamori Momo was begging Hiei (from Yu Yu Hakusho) for a date, Naruto thinking of becoming the next Hokage, Hinata was thinking about Naruto, and 2 close friends were having an in-depth conversation.

“So D.D, who are you bringing to the prom?” asked Inuyasha.

“I don’t know actually, but there is one I’m looking at...” replied D.D

D.D looked around, waiting for DB and Sandal, their principal and vice principal respectively, to pass before he said the name.

“... Pipp-ORK.”

“O RLY?”

“YEA RLY!”

“NO WAI!”

“Yeah, she’s going to be a challenge, as her heart belongs to another. But she’s HOT!”

Just then, Pipp walked past D.D with her pet dog, Potato, snuggling it between her bosom, and very lightly kissing him on the forehead.

“Lucky dog...” murmured D.D.

“Well, I’ll probably bring Kikiyo, who I’ve dated for a couple of weeks. I mean, she seems nice and probably not one of those people who would hold a grudge if I find a better woman.”

“What kind of girl would you rather have?” DevilDude asked.

“Well,” Inuyasha whispered, “girls in skimpy school uniforms really turn me on.”

“I’m more of the ‘nurse’ person myself, or...”

“Wearing nothing at all!” both said in unison, with grins on their faces.

After an awkward silence quiet enough to hear the subtle munching of popcorn and the occasion swear, D.D decided to start up another intriguing conversation.

“Do you have any dreams, Inuyasha... like what you are going to do when you graduate?”

“Actually, I have been recently offered a deal to star in an action show, in where I go around the world fighting demons and stuff. You know, those Sword Mastery, Demonology, and acting classes really paid off for me. What do you want to do?”

“Well, I really don’t know actually, maybe working as a male entertainer/hentai star, since I worked hard for the Master’s Degree in Public Slut.”

“And what happens if HE returns?” Inuyasha asked.

“Then I’ll use my Hammer Master classes and hope that I can become like the Great Ones.” DevilDude replied.

“Yeah, that’s about as likely as me starring in a hentai pornography spin-off.” Inuyasha joked.

“With all the cute school girls you want! :P You are half-dog after all...”

“Shut up!”

Shortly after that remark, they both howled in laughter, and DevilDude believed that there will be good times ahead.

Will DevilDude attempt to win over Pipp-ORK’s heart? Who are the Great Ones and who is this ‘HE’ that Inuyasha referred to? Read on for the next episode, of CBZ!

[Hinamori-Chan]

OHH ok. xD

And Bee is a girl. Haha. Err.. Maybe a shemale. Not sure what he/she is anymore. xD But she looks like a girl. *points to post your picture thread*


Thanks for putting me in your story. :] <33

[Joe Black]

*This post has been edited to remove the spoiler on Chapter 2*

Chapter 2: The Great Slaughter

In order to understand who the Great Ones are, you must understand their role in anime history, with the most brutal event of all time, The Great Slaughter, which occurred a long time ago, when DevilDude was still in his adolescence. It all started with the universal conquest of the evil galactic emperor Xenu, who had just finished his work with the overpopulation of alien species. (refer to this site for more detail: ) When he was cruising in space, with his heavily armored carrier (which looks like today’s airplanes, the DC-8’s) followed by his swarm of battle cruisers, he came across “:3”. He sensed a great potential on the planet, when it comes to militaristic might, using his “Chi Awareness” ability. (Chi being the basic life energy of all living things) He immediately diverted his course to the planet, which is extremely rare, since a major diversion like that would cost months from getting to his original destination. Poor Xenu... :P

Although the people did indeed have great potential, Xenu realized they were not yet in the power region that he was. He decided that this was the opportune moment to strike, and he did just that. Using only his superior spirit energy, and with absolutely no help from his fleet, he destroyed almost all the districts on ‘:3’, without any significant resistance. There was only one district left, “The Super Happy Anime Club :3”, where Xenu predicted that it would fall like the others. However, he was about to be proven wrong.

Reality, it seems, is not without a sense of irony, for the day the Xenu attacked “:3” was also the day of graduation for the <3 Love Hina High <3 students. Every graduate of that year was crowded before the set-up stage outside, eagerly waiting for their student representative, SLVR, to say the concluding words before each of the graduates were given their diplomas. Among the crowd, there were people you have met on the Bleach forums. This included Sandal Hat and DragonBlade, Marine and Hinamori_Chan (your picture perfect high school couple), The_Supervisor (the analytical genius), Bee Crest (who aspired to be a writer), N0sferatu (the cool one, whose ‘closet’ aspiration was to become a vampire), and Rabid_Wolverine (the Ero Sennin). In fact, even yourichi_sama was among the crowd, who was ready to take notes from SLVR’s speech for her memoirs.

As SLVR stood on the podium, ready to speak his mind, he looked up into the sky, so that he can clear his mind for only a second. However, SLVR didn’t see a clear, sunny sky as he anticipated, but an extremely powerful creature with chi emanating from his body. SLVR was overwhelmed with fear, as he realized that such great power was in the hands of pure evil (overwhelming SLVR in fear before the incident was said to be impossible). Finally, the only word he could utter at the time finally had come out of his mouth.

“Crap...”

Almost an instant after he had uttered that word, Xenu had collected enough energy to begin his massacre. A multitude of energy blasts were fired at the crowd, like an amplified meteor shower and upon impact, a multitude of graduates were instantly killed. BeeCrest, being a master in the defensive magic arts, knew what he had to do. He started chanting a deflective spell, known as “Mirror Shield”, through which reflected Xenu’s energy blasts right back at him and saved the rest of the survivors. Xenu grinned, impressed that there might be resistance after all. Then Xenu remembered a basic, yet powerful spell just for the occasion, and so he chanted the words of power.

“Oh rulers...”
“He who is crowned with the name of a man who wears a mask of blood and flesh and has ten thousand fluttering wings...”
“With truth and meditation, lightly scratch your nails the wall of a dream that knows no sin!”
“Destructive Art #33: Blue Fire Crash Down!” (All thx to Bleach of course)

The heavily concentrated energy blast hurled down to the barrier, and as expected from Xenu, the barrier was broken, but not the hopes of the survivors, who were now in a concentrated group, ready to fight. Xenu however, was still smiling.

“I think I’ll play with these fools for a little while longer...” Xenu thought to himself. After that thought, he hurled himself down to the cluster of brave warriors.

Rabid then made eye contact with yourichi_sama, and they both slightly nodded in agreement. He lunged towards her breasts expecting a quickie, only to have one of his hands caught by hers. With her superhuman strength, she hurled him toward Xenu like a missile, which Xenu deflected with ease with the back of his hand. (Remember, the Laws of Anime state that gravity has no real significance, and that females are extremely powerful)

And Rabid’s last thought before he went unconscious... “I don’t want to die a virgin!”

Xenu then slowed down, and gently planted himself on the ground. Sandal Hat, DragonBlade, N0sferatu and Marine then charged at Xenu, expecting 4 against one in hand to hand combat would overwhelm him. Hinamori_Chan quickly cheered on the sidelines for Marine, gloating that he was the strongest in the universe, next to Chuck Norris. The_Supervisor however, was ready to analyze Xenu’s fighting style, looking for a counterattack. Little did the warriors realize however, was the Xenu was also extremely efficient in hand to hand combat, preferably in large groups. In absolute lightning speed, Xenu had defeated them all, including yourichi_sama and HC, who was not even part of the battle. However, all was not lost. There was still one person left who still had the power to save the world, SLVR. Wearing no feeling on his face, SLVR walked toward Xenu. As SLVR made eye contact with his enemy, Xenu laughed.

“Face it boy,” Xenu said “if the combined power of your friends can’t defeat me, then what makes you think you alone can do the same?”

SLVR rebuked with an even more notorious laugh.

“Because Xenu, I am not like my friends!”

“Ooh!” Xenu said in mockery, “Then show me what you got, for I will allow you to use one technique, or escape with your life!”

“This will be your last mistake,” SLVR boasted, “because one technique is all I need.”

SLVR then placed on the ground a teapot, a simple container with a handmade paper seal on the side. Then, he whispered the words of power for his technique, for he didn’t want anyone else to know it, for it was a Forbidden Technique.

“Mafuba!” SLVR finally declared with a commanding voice.

As soon as SLVR said those words, Xenu lost control of his body and was sucked in by the teapot. Although Xenu would still remain conscious, SLVR knew he would never be free to harm again, unless an outside force opened the container. In order to prevent anyone to find him, he chanted a simple mass teleportation spell, which transported Xenu’s prison to a location only known by SLVR. After all was said and done, there was not a smile on SLVR’s face, but a single tear, for he knew the consequences of his actions. For when you execute the Mafuba Wave, there is a price to pay... one’s very life in the living world.

yourichi_sama, who then regained consciousness, realized that if she was alive, that SLVR used the technique. She ran towards SLVR, crying and screaming.

“Please don’t leave us, SLVR! It’s too early for you!”

SLVR, who managed to keep his cool as to comfort yourichi_sama, said “Whatever... I can always see you on the other side.”

And with SLVR’s last words, he died. And from that point on, the entire history of “:3” and the entire universe changed. With only one district left on “:3” the people of the planet regrouped into one location. DragonBlade and Sandal Hat, the most promising students decided to rebuild the school from the ground up, as to train their people to defend again if such an evil ever visited their planets. On top of this, the both of them decided to craft a large marble wall, and with their yearbook, carved the names of all the students who died and noted the “Great Ones” who were still alive and brave enough to fight Xenu, with SLVR noted as the bravest of them all.

After the school was built, the Great Ones each fled to their own place of resting, as to live peaceful lives without a heavy reminder of that horrible day.

And that, my fellow CB members, is the true history of The Great Slaughter. How can SLVR die, and still be alive on Earth? What does it have to do with DevilDude? Will he ever find a date to the prom? Will the narrator stop asking such stupid questions? Wait for the next chapter of CBZ!

[Pipp-ORK]

Aha. Ahahahaha. XD

When I saw the title, the FIRST thing I thought about was Powerpuff Girls Z. >_>

And Potato's in it!!!! LOVE!!! <3 <3 <3!!!!! :doindadom

[Icestorm]

hey! im not in it :(

[Lolable]

its awesome <33333
i want more chapters joe ;)

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Definitely a thumbs up. I love this shit. Hahahaha. I love how I dived at YS's boobs and got knocked unconscious. Hahaha.

[Lolable]

@Rabid
HOW DARE YOU?
*slaps and covers herself* :p


@joe i am begging you for new chapters and plz add more bleach characters :p
your fan fic owns xD

[Rabid_Wolverine]

I'm sorry but as Joe said hahaha I don't want to die a virgin. Also I liked how he mentioned that I'd do much more later. That means I'm not dead!!!1!!ONE! W00t!!!

[Undying]

Hey, how come I don't get to do much? Honestly dude, I'm teh warrior... :D.

I would really like ot do more, if at all possible, so please.

And it's rather funny, although YS' is about a few eons before yours....

[konakona]

In absolute lightning speed, Xenu had defeated them all, including yourichi_sama and HC, who was not even part of the battle.

Lmaaaooo

That was pure pwnage, dude. Keep it up

:doindadom

[SLVR]

OMG Im in this and Im the main character. So cool but I think this has to go to the fan creation place so moved.
Ha Im so cool

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Oh yes. Hoashal saved all our lives. I wonder if you make another appearnce d00d. Haha. A comeback as a spirit entity or something similar.

[Joe Black]

lol, thx for the support pplz! The next chapter may not be 4 a while, but I indeed have many ideas. As well, I am up for any ideas you might have for the story. So here's a main summary so far...

- DevilDude wants to take Pipp-ORK to the prom... but only has two weeks to win her over.

- We reviewed the history of the Great Ones: SLVR (deceased), The_Supervisor, N0sferatu, BeeCrest, yourichi_sama, Marine and Hinamori Chan. (all the survivors are now living in seperate locations, which are going to play a significant role in the series)

And Rabid, I can almost guarantee you'll <3 the role you're going to play. And your idea, I'll think about it, for it does sound cool.

The next chapter I am going to write will probably focus on D.D getting a prom date. So be sure to read on, as I have many ideas still waiting to be written. Peace

[Undying]

Ok, we're all waiting here. You're good, we want more.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

I really like this. Hurry up with the next chapter d00d!!!

[The_Supervisor]

lol, the analytical genius, sounds nerdy :S

anywayz, u got good writing skills, keep it up, post the new part soon :)

[BeeCrest]

OHH ok. xD
And Bee is a girl. Haha. Err.. Maybe a shemale. Not sure what he/she is anymore. xD But she looks like a girl. *points to post your picture thread*
Thanks for putting me in your story. :] <33

*checks* Yep, I'm female.

Wow, I'm a Great One, I feel so honored <3 Keep it up Joe, you're really good at writing! I can't wait to find out my role as an aspired writer ^^

[Joe Black]

Chapter 3: Temptation Island (I need paragraph breaks... :P)

The first thing we see is DevilDude and Pipp-ORK, who are now on stranded on an island paradise. Both were sitting on the beach alone, with only tattered rags on their backs. It was a dark, cloudless night and all the stars like diamonds were shining in the sky, with the moon as brilliant as ever. The wind was whistling through the trees, and the soothing sound of the ocean tide, was like music to their ears. It was as if a divine being created this island, solely for the castaways to meet and fall more deeply in love.

[ Pipp-ORK’s long, blond hair flowed in the wind, like strands of gold thread, and her innocent blue eyes gazed into the magnificent array of stars. She posed her strong, slender and soft skinned body down on the sand playfully, only slightly covered by the pure white rags, which resembled the purity of her soul. Her body was simplistic, yet so beautiful in design, that she could make the Valkyries in Norse mythology jealous, with a bosom firm as two perfect melons...

DevilDude, being also a fine physical specimen, felt unworthy of such beauty. His red hair, which burned like passionate fire, seemed to cut through the impending darkness and his muscles, which were glistening with sweat, reflected the light of the moon. He felt his large hands yearn for her backside, and his body ached in desire. His blue eyes looked passionately at Pipp-ORK, and felt all of his troubles melt away. For all that mattered to him now was her.]

“Pipp-ORK looks even more beautiful bathed in moonlight....” DevilDude thought as he looked in awe.
Her eyes met his, and with a very innocent voice, she inquired, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” DevilDude lied, “It’s just that I’m tired, but I can’t manage to fall asleep.”

“Do you want to go into the ocean for a swim then?”

“But Pipp, all we have is rags, and we didn’t bring swimsuits.”

“Who said we needed them?” she said in her soft and enticing voice. Pipp
moved her hands to her remaining rags, ready to take them off. DevilDude looked on, hoping that he could stay on this paradise forever...

*BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! *

His alarm clock rang, and cursed it for ruining such a great dream. However, he still found a silver lining. This, he decided, would be the day that he would take the first step to winning over Pipp’s heart. That he realized, was not through flowers, or candy, but through her pet dog, Potato. If he could somehow get Potato’s favor, than maybe Pipp will realize that maybe they were right for each other. With this in mind, he performed his daily routine, and before he left his apartment, he saluted the Patrick Stewart poster on his wall, (featured as Jean Luc Picard from “Star Trek: The Next Generation) and took his ‘secret weapon’ which he would be using today.
He headed towards school, and upon arrival, he observed the environment around him. Yusuke Hirameshi was talking with his circle of friends; gloating that he made friends with death himself, Ishida was blushing; attempting to get a date with Inoue (Bleach), and Rock Lee was simply training in the weight room. Since he still had about an hour before school, he decided to run on the treadmill with Lee. Lee, surprised that someone was training with him, turned down his treadmill from maximum speed to regular pace.

“Hey Lee, what’s up?” asked D.D.

“You know, the usual. I’m always hard at training in order to keep my body in its peak.”

“If you keep on doing that Lee, you could make it as professional martial artist, but you know that training isn’t all there is to life.”
An awkward silence followed afterword, and D.D decided to attempt to break
the silence.

“Something seems to be bothering you, what is it?” D.D inquired.
Lee stopped the treadmill, took a deap breath and gave a half hearted smile.

“I’m up for some ramen... you?” Lee asked.
DevilDude smiled, and said “I think I’ll need one of those today, considering I didn’t eat breakfast yet.”
And so they headed to the in-school ramin restaurant and each got the special. They managed to get a table in the main gathering area, and both started to eat.

DevilDude was slurping on his noodles like no tomorrow, but stopped as Lee was barely eating his.

“So...” D.D asked in a polite manner, “What’s on your mind?”

“It’s Sakura-chan. I want to take her out for a date, and then maybe to the prom, but I know that she will just reject me... she likes that Sasuke too much. And I’m no Undying or icestorm, who are rumored to be Great Potentials.”

(Great Potentials are students that are proclaimed to have the ability to become as powerful as the Great Ones)

“What are you talking about?!” DevilDude said in shock. “You are a strong, emotional man! What girl wouldn’t want you?”

“But I still can’t find the words to ask her...”

“You know...” D.D said in reassurance. “I know exactly what you mean. I’m desperate to take Pipp out for a date, but I don’t know how. If you attempt to ask Sakura out, then I will ask out Pipp. If we fail, we can train in the weight room and sweat the sorrow away, and if we succeed, then we will trade smiles on prom night.

“But what if you succeed, and I fail?” Lee inquired.

“Trust me Lee, that isn’t going to happen.” DevilDude said bluntly, “For I
believe it’s your destiny to experience the most thrilling and intense exercise of all...”

Lee smiled, and with extreme gratitude he said, “Thank you... for everything.”

Both finished up their ramen hurriedly, just in time for the beginning of school.
The whole day, DevilDude couldn’t stop thinking about Pipp-ORK during his studies for final exams, and he prayed to a higher power, that everything will turn out fine. For it was Dev’s will that he would his ‘secret weapon’ after school. For the prom was coming, reluctant to have DevilDude’s broken heart for supper.

What is DevilDude’s secret weapon? Was this an attempt for filler material? Will the writer of this series ever have a week off to dedicate himself to the story? Tune in for the next chapter of CBZ!

[Lolable]

woah lol lee and Dev cool Joe i want to know mooooooore
Will the writer of this series ever have a week off to dedicate himself to the story?
I SO HOPE FOR THAT xD

[Undying]

Hollah! Hey that's so good. *chants*I'm a Great Potential, I'm a Great Potential!! */chants*

I like it. You're good.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

This story pwns all. Wait am I a Great One?

[Lolable]

he isn't good
HE IS EXCELLENT <3333333
and am I agreat one?
>.>

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Yeah YS you're a great one because you're in the list. I'm sort of wavering in between so I'm not sure haha.

[Undying]

Rabid, you aren't a great one. You're a banana sucker, by your on admission. ;).

[Rabid_Wolverine]

NOOOOO!!!!!!! Ah well at least he said that I'll love the role that I'm going to play.

[SoundWave]

Oh cool... how did I miss this... keep up the work joe!..

[BeeCrest]

Rock Lee, I can't help but crack up when I see him. XD And personally this would be alot easier to read if I actually knew what Pipp looked like, more than just 1/3 of her stinking face.

Nonetheless excellent job once again. I can't wait for another part. Now I'll keep coming back for yoruichi's and yours o.o

[Rabid_Wolverine]

I think this is probably my favourite CB fan fic.

[Joe Black]

And personally this would be alot easier to read if I actually knew what Pipp looked like, more than just 1/3 of her stinking face.

More character discription? You got it! (character discription isn't my strong suit, but I will attempt to revise the third chapter or put more in the next chapter) Thx Bee! :musak:

[BeeCrest]

Er, no problem! What I was referring to was the picture Pipp posted a long time ago. She posted a picture of her taking her own picture with her stupid digital camera held together with a rubber band. All you saw was a third of her face. She is blonde though....I think.
ANYWAYS I say go for it. Even if you say you aren't good with character description it wouldn't hurt to try it out. Maybe it'll turn out you are good, even great. Your writing sure does kick butt already, and there's always room for improvement :)

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Damn my hopes were destroyed. I saw Joe online and thought he'd post another chapter. That's how freaking much I like this fanfic haha.

[Hinamori-Chan]

GOOD UPDATE! <3
Ramen is spelled Ramen, dear. xD

I'll be your editor if you want. ;]
I don't mind. You can PM me the story, I'll read over it and correct it, then send it back to you, then you can post it. <3
You don't have to though.

OH SNAPSS, I'm a Elite person thingy.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

I'll just be the reader hahaha.

[Joe Black]

kk, I have officially edited Chapter 3 for more character design, and I hope you enjoy the entry. Sadly, I still haven't started Chapter 4, because of real life and such... sorry Rabid. btw... Hinamori_Chan is my new official editor! :3

[SLVR]

When Does SLVR come back or am I dead forever? I demand a prequel

[BeeCrest]

Wow, excellent character description Joe. I really like your style ^^

resembled the purity of her soul

Oh the irony.....XD

[Rabid_Wolverine]

*COUGH COUGH* Purity + Pipp = complete incompatibility. However it's acceptable for the sake of the story haha. Oh yeah regarding Hoashal's early departure in the story. Is there a memorial of him or anything so we can spit at it? Hahahaha. *Runs away*

[Ai]

Rabid are you going to make another...:)

[SLVR]

So when will we get the next chapter?

[Joe Black]

I'm finally finished Chapter 4... and now it simply has to go through my fabulous editor for the thumbs up. I put a lot of effort in this one. :O but here's a spoiler to keep you interested... (mainly for SLVR's eyes to see)

Later on in the series, it is possible that SLVR may be temporarily granted the ability to travel between the Living World and the Spirit World, so it is possible that he might also be brought back to life! :O

EDIT: btw... can anyone quickly teach me how to make a link to display only one post? thx (for better organization of chapters)

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Yeah click the number of the post in the top right corner.

Also does it really have to go through the editor? I really want to read it. Also Nee chan hasn't been on in years. I think it's because her bro is being a bastard with the computer.

[Kibe]

can me be in it? go to fan fic and search 'kusanagi' theres only 2 chappies, buthead on over to 'livejournal' and type in 'Ikonoka' my character i created for iko is in 3rd chappie

[Joe Black]

Please Note... Pipp is completely out of character and life described in this chapter will NEVER be this easy. Enjoy! EDITED VERSION

PS. to rukia: I'll check that out for ya!

Chapter 4: The Secret Weapon

Note: Pipp is completely out of character and life described in this chapter will never be this easy.

This was the time, the time in which he would use his secret weapon. Out of his long, red sleeved shirt, he pulled out a perfume bottle filled with a mysterious liquidy substance. This substance was not perfume nor an alchemist potion (alchemy not being FMA alchemy), but leftover steak sauce that D.D had collected the night before. This of course, was going to be used in order to attract Potato, so that Pipp would be easily convinced that D.D was great with pets, which, based on his experience, is a lie.

Pipp had just exited the main school doors at exactly 15:30 hours (or 2:30 pm), and DevilDude sprayed the substance on his hands. Potato, who was snuggling in Pipp’s arms, sniffed the light odor, instantly leapt out towards DevilDude, and started licking his hands.

Pipp-ORK, amazed at D.D’s way with pets, actually made eye contact with him, and very casually approached him. D.D, still in astonishment that his plan had actually worked, blushed in embarrassment and continued to gently pet the dog in his arms.

“Potato seems to have found another playmate.” complimented Pipp.

“Hopefully, I will have two new playmates... ^.^” D.D thought.

“Well, I guess I have that kind of charisma.” D.D casually joked.

“No, it must be more than that. I have an innate sense of smell, and even though your hands smell like steak, Potato still came towards you. For you see, Potato hates steak. You must be something special.”

In quiet shock, D.D pondered to himself the same question. Pipp-ORK continued.

“Actually, you are one of the first people that he actually likes. Do
you want to take him out to the park with me?”

“Yes!” DevilDude thought, “Like a perfect dream, the woman asks the man out... and she actually seems to be interested in me."

Sweat poured out of DevilDude’s body, although he was telling his body not to. He peered on Pipp-ORK’s body, she was wearing a bright pink shirt that was complimented by her cleavage, as well as a simple black skirt. Pipp-ORK, (obviously) peered back in the same way. His rustic red hair, his long sleeved red shirt, his casual camo baggy pants, and his large hands.

“Sure... if that’s alright with you.” D.D said casually.

Pipp-ORK slightly blushed, looked away playfully for a couple of seconds, and smiled.

Both looked in each other eyes invitingly, as if they already knew it was going to be a wonderful relationship. They headed towards the scenic park with Potato walking beside them, and DevilDude knew that there was going to be good times ahead.

“You must really like her for you to do something as desperate as that...”

DevilDude then stopped for a second, alarmed at who or what... was saying those words.

“Who are you?” DevilDude thought methodically.

“Down here, you bonehead!”

He peered down toward the sidewalk, and there he was, as clear as day, Potato, staring right back at him. At that moment, he knew that Potato was talking to him telepathically.

Note: All conversation between D.D and Potato are indeed telepathic throughout the story. As well, D.D is the first person that Potato speaks to telepathically.

“I was about going to choose Inuyasha to be Pipp-ORK’s mate, you know. Something about him I just couldn’t take my paw off of.”

“What? That he’s half dog, someone you could relate to, and that you wanted her to have an ‘active’ life, if you know what I mean.”

“Yeah, that’s probably it. Anyways, I realized that he was already interested in someone else. Through invading his thoughts without his knowledge, he had found a perfect physical specimen, Kagome, I believe her name is. My policy is not to interfere with true love. Anyways, I think I’ve found a better person for my master.”

“That being me...”

“Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner.” Potato said sarcastically. “But if you are going to win Pipp-ORK’s heart, you must first know things about her.”

“Like what?” DevilDude questioned, anxious in what he had to say.

“Well, the most basic fact is that she is always hungry. Never forget that, ever! Her favorite food is PORK (remove the lower case letters of her name :O), she loves playing Suikoden V...”

This of course, went on and on and Potato continued to give D.D plenty of Pipp-ORK faq. While Potato and DevilDude were talking telepathically, D.D was also casually talking with Pipp-ORK, discussing the beautiful scenery around them, with a masterful arrangement flowers and other plants, the sun also brilliantly shining on them. Soon, they had found a memorial park bench, (dedicated to SLVR) and decided to rest for a while.

Both Pipp and DevilDude then engaged in a deep conversation, discussing interests and life experiences. Before they knew it, it was getting dark, and the sky was bringing out the brilliant stars once more. DevilDude managed to slip his hand on hers, and both looked into each others eyes. Pipp then immediately blushed and looked away.

“What’s wrong?” DevilDude asked.

“Well...” Pipp answered, “This moment with you has reminded me of something. If I tell you, promise me you won’t laugh.”

“I won’t.”

“Well, I had this strange dream last night, you were there of course. We were on an island, sitting on the beach alone, with only tattered rags on our backs. It was a dark, cloudless night, and all the stars, like diamonds, were shining in the sky, with the moon as brilliant as ever. The wind was whistling through the trees, and the soothing sound of the ocean tide was like music to my ears. It was as if a divine being created that island solely for us to meet and fall deeply in love.”

“Wow...” DevilDude said in amazement, “That was deep.”

“I’m sorry, I think that was too much...”

“No, Pipp, it’s alright. I feel the same about you too.”

They both peered into each others eyes and could feel the magic overwhelm them, for the starry night on the bench, although not as extravagant as the island, was enough for them to realize each other’s true feelings.

DevilDude couldn’t bring up that he had exactly the same dream; for there was no way that she would believe it. Finally, they both decided to leave the park, but before Pipp left, D.D asked a brave question.

“Do you want to come over to my apartment for a bit? With your dog, of course.”

Pipp-ORK laughed.

“First date... I barely know you... and you want me to go over to your place?! Sure.”

As soon as they arrived at D.D’s apartment it was approximately midnight, all the doors were shut, and there, in the room, was a bed, a television, and a game system.

“So...” DevilDude asked. “What can two people do, alone... in a dark apartment, at midnight?”

Both smiled at each other as they both knew the stupidly obvious answer.
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“Oh man! I forgot how much fun it is to play Suidoken V, with all the schoolwork and all.” DevilDude said.

“And it is always nice to play these games with a friend.” Pipp-ORK said softly.

“Piko!” agreed Potato.

So they sat on the bed snuggled together in their casual wear, playing Suikoden V until very late in the night. Finally, DevilDude couldn’t stay up anymore and had fallen asleep on Pipp’s shoulder. Pipp smiled, and with her amazing anime girl strength, she hoisted D.D on the bed, and tucked him in, still with his casual clothing on. She turned off the lights, and looked backed toward the innocent man that was before her, as she whispered...

“Goodnight...”

What is the mystery behind the similar dream, and does it hold any special significance? Will Pipp-ORK’s and DevilDude’s relationship last? WTF happened to all the fighting action? Will the narrator ever evade life so that he can finish this story that he yearns to write? These questions might be answered in the next chapter of CBZ!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Another great chapter. Thumbs up. Can't wait for the mext one!

[Undying]

Joe, you forgot "will those dumb questions will ever stop being asked?" :D:D:D I loved this one, too.

[Lolable]

Lol joe awesome
umm my mind did think they were gona play something else though >.>
anyways ilove the Qs in the end and i know its late but you are in my fan fic too *hugs*
though urs is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than mine

[BeeCrest]

This one rocked, I can't wait for the next part! It's really interesting, and Pipp seems so.......sane. Post the next part soon \o/

Oh yeah, Potato goes "Piko!" not "Arf!" :).

[Pipp-ORK]

Ahaha.

Potato has a policy.

Awesome. XD

And Suikoden V is pwnage x10!!! <3 <3 <3 ;.;

So, like, update. Yesssss. :doindadom

[Joe Black]

Chapter 5: Exploding Youth! The Night That Will Change All Destiny! Prom Night

From the time of DevilDude’s and Pipp-ORK’s first ‘date’, their relationship over the last few weeks before the prom only grew, like a steady growing tree of love and both mutually decided it would be most excellent if they went to the prom together.

It was the last week before prom night, and like some wonderful disease, love was in the air. From all that the eye could see, there was only one thing in mind in the hearts of many, what they will be after this night. This feeling was so powerful that DragonBlade, the principal, decided to hold dance seminars separately for young men and women.

And so it came to pass, that prom night had finally arrived to the anxious student body of <3 Love Hina High <3, on the planet of :3. Countless hours after school were spent for preparation of body and soul, so that he/she would only be at their best for their date.

Finally DevilDude, after much preparation meditating, decided to put on his black tuxedo and pants, along with a white collared shirt and an extravagant, homemade tie, decorated with an array of dogs, which he knew Pipp would like. Indeed, his physical state complimented what he would wear that night, and hoped it would be enough for her. With his extensive dance lessons from DragonBlade and Potato (in secret), and his hammer tucked away in his tuxedo (Anime Law of Infinite Space), DevilDude was confident that he would be ready for anything. At least, that’s what he thought.

“Maybe this is the night, the night of my first kiss.” he thought.

It was close to 8:00 (pm) and DevilDude walked ever closer to Pipp-ORK’s house, with his heart clenched with a vice grip. He rang the doorbell, and managed to open his eyes just before she opened the door. Blood instantly went out from D.D’s nose at the sight, the torrent being so powerful that it launched him a mile upward. Luckily with his catlike reflexes, he landed back on his feet and thanked the heavens for beholding such a wonderful sight.

And there she was. Like a warm, sweet apple pie with an extra scoop of ice cream, her extravagant red kimono dress complimented her warm body and spirit. About a minute of quiet awe, DevilDude finally brought up the strength again to speak.

“So, is Potato coming with us?”

“Sadly, he won’t. He doesn’t seem to feel well today, so it’ll be better for him to rest.”

“That’s too bad. I really wanted him to come.”

“Meh, he can last a couple of hours without me. By the way, I love that tie!”

“Thanks,” said DevilDude , his face turning slightly red, “I designed it myself.”

And as they left the porch, Potato gave DevilDude a subtle wink, with one last word of advice to say (telepathically).

“Have fun!”

DevilDude winked back, and both of the lovers headed towards the school, where the most important night of their entire lives was going to occur. However, this night was going to bring much more than they could ever expect.

As they entered the gym, the dance floor for the prom, D.D and Pipp-ORK were greeted by familiar faces. Naruto was locked in an embrace with Hinata (finally! xD), Inuyasha was raving with a new, mysterious girl that D.D assumed to be Kagome (for her hot bod), Hiei (from YYH) was acting all badass to impress Hinamori Momo, and even Ichigo and Renji were holding hands in pride, (thanks to some help with Undying of course). All of the dream couples that you can possibly imagine, (including those that involve yourself and your embarrassing anime character crush) were there.

Just like D.D predicted, he even saw Rock Lee, and he looked ravishing. He was wearing dark green suit, which was complimented by an extravagant puffy, white shirt. This was, in fact, the same suit that his sensei had worn on Prom Night. One his right arm, there was the lovely Sakura, in an elegant red dress, and she had wide green eyes which you would only want to see if she wasn’t angry.

Finally, DevilDude had made eye contact, and with a wide grin on Lee’s face, he executed the Nice Guy Pose, and DevilDude couldn’t help but smile back. Like a wonderful dream, with the lights all set to dim, the entire school body with wonder and joy in their eyes, danced the night away, unaware of what was going to happen to them.

(:D Fun Fact: the Nice Guy Pose is very similar to his fighting stance, don’t you agree?)

Meanwhile, in the starry night outside the school, Sandal Hat and DragonBlade were about to toast with wine, looking up at the sky, with the memory of all that SLVR had done for them. Then Sandal Hat said some words, in honor of SLVR, who was believed to be ‘up there’, somewhere.

“Oh SLVR, who now lives up in the heavens,
Let us gaze at the wonder of the moon,
And allow the beautiful starlight to shine upon us.
Help us with our problems,
And always find the silver lining,
Let us be ready, just like you, when the time of death comes.”

Both raised their glasses as a toast, but only sipped their drink, for there was something else on their mind.

“Do you think it’s time to tell D.D about the prophecy?” DragonBlade questioned.

“I don’t think there’s a need to it, but when the time comes, we will.”

Many hours had passed, but time didn’t pass for D.D and Pipp however, for they were still locked in a slow, romantic dance. All the other students were already leaving, but they didn’t have a care in the world.

They huggled each other, and then very lovingly, they looked into each other’s eyes in a close embrace. Then they closed their eyes and leaned into each other, ready for one of the greatest moments of their lives. Their lips touched and they could feel each other’s passion. D.D’s heart fluttered like a hummingbird and Pipp-ORK’s heart beated even faster, like an African drum. At that very moment, their minds joined into one, the only care in the world only being each other and nothing else. They could have been locked in time, and would never realize it.

But like all beautiful things that shouldn’t be ruined, there is always something that interferes with that perfect dream, for as both were locked in their fiery passion, they heard screams of fear. DevilDude and Pipp-ORK opened their eyes in realization and sprinted toward the front door, but could not believe what they were about to see.

Note: Everything passed this point is officially weird, and completely random. You can thank the Randomness Section after you are done.

History had repeated itself. Up in the sky, a small, ball-like spacecraft was on a warpath, heading for the planet of :3, and there was nothing that the inhabitants could do about it. However, Sandal Hat and DragonBlade didn’t sense the similar energy which was Xenu, but another familiar energy, possibly another Great Enemy that none of the students, not even themselves, could fight.

The ball-like spacecraft finally crashed onto the surface of :3, and left a crater a mile wide. A mysterious figure walked out, wearing blue spandex, large white gloves and boots, as well as a green scouter, and very simple white plate armor. His hair was jet black, all spiked up, and there was a scowl on his face.

“I am Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans, and General of Xenu’s Army! All Your Base Are Belong to Us! You are on the way to destruction!”

“What you say?” Sandal Hat inquired.

“You have no chance to survive, make your time!”

However, there was something about his voice that Sandal Hat couldn’t keep his finger off of. Then he realized the bitter obviousness of the truth.

“SLVR! Snap out of it you fool!”

“Is that what his former name was? I would have never guessed.” Vegeta sneered.
“But as you guessed, you know that this body had formerly belonged to SLVR.”

“As soon as he was officially resurrected by a team of Xenu’s shaman,” Vegeta continued, “My soul was injected inside his body, and I consumed every last of his pure and courageous soul. With the knowledge of Xenu’s former location, my leader has been recovered. And now, as we speak, the same team of shaman are performing a ritual to release him from his prison.”

He then concluded his monologue.

“Now, the only way for my soul to be released from SLVR’s body and yet retain SLVR’s soul, one of you must defeat me in Mortal Kombat. Xenu’s Great Plan however, involves me killing each and every single inhabitant of :3.”

“There is no need.” a courageous voice said from the crowd. It was Undying, and his eyes were filled with fire, ready to open his own can of pain. The girls screamed in delight for Undying, for he was a handsome man.

Undying continued.

“I will personally bring you an entire new world of pain. I will show you an entire spectrum of pain, like a rainbow. And with this rainbow of shining justice, I will make you regret stepping foot on :3.”

“Big words for such a weak, pathetic man.”

“Let’s end this Vegeta! I hereby challenge j00 to Mortal Kombat!”

And so it was, prom night was turned into a living hell. Undying and Vegeta were ready to square off under the scenic moon and stars, just like any fight should be. DevilDude looked on, now gripping his hammer tightly, ready to give his life to save Undying, as he believed that Undying still had more he had to do.

What are the conditions of Mortal Kombat, and how is it different from regular combat? Will DevilDude do something incredibly foolish in the next chapter?

What type of powers does Undying have, and will it match the power of the Almighty Vegeta?

What is the prophecy, and what does DevilDude have to do with it?

Are the Great Ones ever going to do anything?

WTF took the narrator so long to get to the fighting action? Will he ever stop with the stupid questions at the end of each chapter?

Tune into the next chapter of CBZ!

[Ai]

LAWLZ

“Let’s end this Vegeta! I hereby challenge j00 to Mortal Kombat!”


best line...and it comes out really well looking forward to the mortal combat

[Undying]

w00t! Joe, I'm officialy your fan now. J00 ARE AWESOME, MANO!!!! “Let’s end this Vegeta! I hereby challenge j00 to Mortal Kombat!”
I agree. Best line. EVER. And I said it. I :3 Planet :3.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

HAHAHA! This pwns so much. I can't wait for the next chapter. I'm wetting myself in anticipation. You pwn with these CB fanfics d00d.

[BeeCrest]

“I will personally bring you an entire new world of pain. I will show you an entire spectrum of pain, like a rainbow. And with this rainbow of shining justice, I will make you regret stepping foot on :3.”

LAWL, nice ending to the monologue :3

Another awesome part Joe, you're REALLY good at writing. Can't wait until I come in as well XD

[Lolable]

I love this chaptie but why poor SLVR ;_;

[Joe Black]

NOT A CHAPTER

I love this chaptie but why poor SLVR ;_;

Well, yoruichi_sama, it's actually quite a funny story...

It all started when I first came onto this forum called Club Bleach. With my Majin Buu avatar (lolz, I know), and lack of experiance, I ended up finding a "safe-haven", in where all seriousness was dropped. !~Randomness~!

This is where I found some of the 1337 pplz on the forum, including DevilDude, Pipp-ORK the "Great Ones", and many others. This included (of course) SLVR. And the first time I met SLVR on the forum, with only a simple avatar displaying his name, I tried to imagine what he'd look like. And the first thing that came to my mind was... Vegeta! Don't ask why or how I thought this, for I don't even know myself.

Anyways, I'm now currently working on Chapter 6 ... that is if I can go onto the comp more often. You know, parents <3 to exercise their authority.

On a second note, I'd like to thank you all for continuing to read my work... so here's a challenge. I've been trying to think of a theme song but haven't got a lot of ideas, so if possible, PM me some suggestions in this layout, or a similar one. :musak:

[insert existing song for the melody]
[Existing song words]
[Your version of that song]

[Lolable]

oh man lol joe ..ahem asong?
i only listen to what i call RL hip hop ,...meaning no anime songs >_>;;
btw SLVR is hot i saw him ;)

[Undying]

Well Joe, I'd sure like to send you a *slight* varioation of an anime song, but can anyone tell me where can I find some good lyrics for those anime songs (on the headline today: GD/GSD (Gundam Seed/Destiny) OP themes, especially "Ignited", Bleach OP themes (all), and "Sentimental Genration", Shool Rumble 2 OP theme)?

Because I have zero idea where to look. :(

[BeeCrest]

parents <3 to exercise their authority.

No shit. My mom is great at that.

Undying: Google Anime Lyrics.

[Undying]

Ok thank you BeeCrest. I'm on it now.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

BeeCrest. I don't think I've heard anyone call her that.

[Undying]

Na-a. We call her ______. So Joe, how's that thing you call fanfic goes?

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Damnit where's the next chapter? *Needs next chapter*

[Undying]

Yeah Joe, where's that next chapter we've been promised in ages past?

[Joe Black]

In ages past, there was a man. A man who promised the world the story of a lifetime. Life however, isn't too kind. With struggle and hardship, the man tried with all of his might to make free time. But work and family plans burdened him beyond disbelief. However, if he can manage to finish the chapter, then he will make it his effort to post at least one chapter per week. Thx for all the support this far, guyz! (I didn't know people would like my work this much :P) The next chapter will be worth it. Believe It!

[BeeCrest]

Glad to hear it will be worth it ^^

We don't like your work, we love it. The Bleach Fan Z thing provides us humorus entertainment involving us/friends, so of course we're interested. Plus when neither you nor Sari post a new part of their fanfic in over five days some us might go....overboard. Sari's been lazy long enough.....XP

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Yeah what Bee said. Give us our crack!

[BeeCrest]

Crack wasn't what I had in mind, but you get the idea.....

[blueice760]

nice writing joe! we all await the next chapter of the fanfic! :)

[Undying]

Joe. More. Or else.

'nuff said.

[Lolable]

Comeon Joe : p
I moved my lazy @$$ and wrote atiny new part
YOUR turn now xD

[Joe Black]

Note: In this chapter, there are a lot of references to Dragon Ball Z, including a very old reference from the Saiyan Saga. I also tried to incorporate Vegeta’s attitude to the best of my ability. Oh, and for the word :3, it is not said. Simply, for every occurence of the 'word', the character makes the super kuwaii anime face.

As well, (for the next couple of posts), I will re-post Prologue, Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 for simple convenience of hyperlinking. Theme song ideas would also be appreciated.

For any questions on the moves themselves, you can refer to this Wikipedia page: Dragon Ball Z Move List (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_special_abilities)

FINALLY... Enjoy! :musak:

Last time on CBZ! Vegeta has arrived on the planet of :3 telling everyone of the plans of Xenu. SLVR, who was resurrected by a team of shaman, was used as a host body for the soul of Vegeta. As the battle goes on, the same team of shaman are in the process of freeing Xenu from his prison. Tune in right now, for another exciting episode of CBZ!

The Moonlight Battle of :3

For Undying: For opening my eyes that same sex couplings do solve This X That disputes. Ichigo X Renji! FTW

It was night, and the moonlight shone on the crowd in front of <3 Love Hina High <3. Two powerful warriors were about to square off and make history. At the moment in time, an eerie silence enveloped the entire district of :3, even the hawt girl cheerleading squad that was supporting Undying earlier. However, there was still a little left to say.

“Hmph...” Vegeta scowled, “Do you even know what Mortal Kombat is?!”

“Yes.” Undying replied. “But for the crowd’s sake, I’ll explain. Mortal Kombat is a verbal bind in where both opponents, upon declaration, offer their lives as the stake. Upon defeat, the God of Death rips the soul of the defeated and sends it straight to the Underworld.”

Vegeta was slightly alarmed at how casually Undying said those words, so he decided to rebuke that statement.

“I guess it really doesn’t matter,” Vegeta said casually, “you are just going to lose your life anyways.”

“Do you really think I care about my life?! This is the only chance for SLVR to live again in this world, and teach the person that will finish off Xenu, for good. For if I defeat Vegeta, SLVR’s soul can still remain in his body.”

“And with what powers will you defeat me with, the power of being an incompetent weakling?!”

Undying smirked. His wavy black hair covered the insane joy in his eyes. He ripped off his tuxedo shirt, and his physical might was evident.

“When I was born, the wise man of this district told my parents I would be destined to protect the people that were important to me. So, through this prophecy, my parents imbued me with a name, Undying. This name was to be a constant reminder to protect those I love with a passionate soul that will never die, even if sent to the Darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

“I’ve had just enough of this pointless chat. I accept your challenge!”

Just then, a small figure was coming over the horizon, heading for the crowd. Coming closer, it was evident that it was on all four legs, had two scruffy ears, and looked so kawaii! It was the lovable Potato, who was unaware of the fate that was now cursed upon him. Vegeta was now looking right behind Undying, smiling, aiming his hand straight at the dog.

Potato froze, realizing the power he sensed was concentrating his energy right at him. Knowingly, Potato had already accepted his fate. He didn’t move from his spot, as to not endanger anyone’s life.

“Allow me to demonstrate my power.” Vegeta said in a declaring voice.

“OH NOES!” screamed Pipp.

“Watch the birdie!”

With those words, a large amount of spirit energy was launched towards Potato, whose eyes innocently looked to what might be the last thing he sees.

BAKOOM!

Potato slowly opened his eyes, and with what he saw, he couldn’t help but shed a tear. Right in front of Potato, he saw a once proud, strong man fall down onto his knees in pain. This man looked back at Potato with empathy in his eyes.

“Are you alright?” DevilDude questioned, without any concern for his own well being. Now, he was only keeping himself up with only the shaft on his hammer he had tucked away earlier, with blood streaming down his face.

Potato looked back at him with understanding eyes, knowing what he had to say back at him.

“BAKA! You should be taking care of your own life, not mine! Pipp loves you more, not me. If I die, I know she’ll have the strength to move on. Rest you bonehead and pray Undying wins!”

But it was too late. The great DevilDude had died. Tears flowed out of his eyes like a fountain as he ran toward Pipp and leaped into her affectionate arms. For Pipp-ORK too, was crying. Then Pipp, still in sorrow, managed to wipe her tears away and yelled as loud as she could.

“Undying, KICK HIS ***!”

Undying looked back at Pipp, and executed the Nice Guy Pose, with the thumbs up and the glittering smile. Rock Lee smiled, knowing that he copied that from him.

“With pleasure... Kaioken!”

Kaioken: Originally taught to Goku by King Kai, this move doubles the physical power of the user. However, with this technique, the body goes under great physical stress.

Vegeta smiled, knowing that this battle might be interesting after all.

“Galick Gun!”

A great ball of energy shot from Vegeta’s hand, but Undying knew exactly what countered the move best.

“Kamehameha!”

An equal energy blasted out of Undying’s hand, and a struggle between the energy bursts occurred. The righteous blue ball fought the evil purple ball in a desperate battle. Finally, both of the energy blasts exploded and both opponents realized that they could only win by unconventional means.

Vegeta laughed.

“You are more powerful than I thought,” Vegeta gloated, “But never as good as me. You know what, let’s give it our all and see whose the victor after the smoke clears.”

Undying smiled back.

“You know what Vegeta, this will be the only time I agree with you. Let’s end this! Kaioken!”

Note: Since he used another Kaioken, Undying’s new attack modifier is “x 4”! (Although he is now under x4 more physical stress.)

“You’re not the only one that can power up fool, for I am a Super Saiyan!”

Vegeta positioned himself in a squatting position, and starting charging up his spirit energy. For a half an hour, he screamed “AAARGH”, without any interruption from Undying and the crowd. (watch Dragon Ball Z, and you can relate :P) Finally, there was a small explosion and a smoke cloud. There appeared Vegeta, with a slightly different appearance (he has yellow hair now! FTW) and energy emanating from his body.
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DevilDude woke up.

“Dude,” he thought to himself. “I don’t think I’m on :3 anymore.”

And there he was, in primeval nothingness. All around him was pure white, no other material object in sight. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a dark figure wearing a black robe approached him. Like a raven, the figure emanated only darkness and fear. DevilDude gathered up the courage to speak.

“Who are you?” he implored.

There was no response. This was then, he realized. Could it be that this person of darkness and power, a raven of sadness and misery, is Death itself? :O

“Am I dead?” DevilDude asked in despair.

The figure nodded.

“The only way for you to go back to the world of the living,” the strange voice said, “is for someone to give you the breath of life, with a kiss.”

DevilDude laughed.

“So you're the one that played ‘matchmaker’ with my dreams, as well as hers.”

The ‘raven’ chuckled back, and nodded.
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Meanwhile... the battle had exploded in a fiery passion, with Undying giving his all, as he was on his 3rd Kaioken (that is, “x8” his original power) Like two oppositely charged ions, the two fighters were trading blow after blow, with a series of After Images. (Zanzoken) Vegeta smiled however, for he was about to use his signature technique, Final Flash.

Vegeta levitated over :3, where Undying stopped on the ground, afraid of what he was going to do next. With confidence, Vegeta put his arms out from his chest, this time using two hands. Undying was frozen in fear, as he realized Vegeta now had enough energy in his hands to destroy the entire world. Whether Undying chose to intercept the blast with his own body or not, :3 would be destroyed and Vegeta would escape.

Without any more hope, Undying’s Kaioken had worn off, leaving the planet ‘:3’ helpless. The crowd panicked and ran in all different directions, except for Pipp-ORK, who wanted to stay with D.D till the end.

“I’m sorry.” Undying whispered.

“LOLOLOL!” laughed Vegeta, “OMG, did you really think you stood a chance against the undisputed Prince of Saiyans?! I only used a fraction of my power to toy with you. If this is the strongest this planet has to offer, there is no excuse for this planet of ‘:3’ to exist any longer. This is the end! FINAL FL...”

Vegeta slowly lost control of his body, and the energy he collected dissipated. It was SLVR, yearning to take back what was rightfully his. He struggled, but finally managed to take control, even for just a little while.

“Undying, you know that my time is already up.” SLVR said peacefully. “You already know that, and you know that he is the next hero.”

With this he lifted his hands and planted them on top of his chest.

“SLVR!” Undying screamed. “Please, you don’t have to do this!”

SLVR smiled, for the last time.

“May my body and my soul, finally rest in peace. Galick Gun!”

Undying nodded in sorrow, but at the same time reverence, for it was truly a selfless deed that only SLVR could accomplish. SLVR’s body was no more.

After all of this, DevilDude was still on the ground, dead for the heroic action he had took before. Pipp-ORK approached his lying body, with tears in her eyes. She stroked his hair, and passionately kissed him, for this was the last time. Her heart was broken, as she laid her head on his crest. Then Pipp heard something, and to her disbelief she sprung up from his crest. For this sound, was the smooth beating of a heart.

DevilDude opened his eyes again and managed a faint smile. He looked on Pipp and wished to himself that she would never cry like that again.

“Why are you crying? I will always be there for you.”

In disbelief, Pipp turned to him and raised his upper torso, to give him a welcome home gift, a hug, as she smiled back. ^.^

With tears still in her eyes, she lovingly asked him a question.

V “Hungry?”

DevilDude nodded his head in gratitude, closed his eyes, and allowed his head to tilt to the side.

So, like the caring person Pipp-ORK was, she carried him back to his apartment, and tucked him into his bed. She changed into some of DevilDude’s clothes, throwing on a small red T-shirt and some jeans. Pipp knew he wouldn’t mind, and also knew that the dress had been through enough.

Boiling the water with the instant ramen noodles, she could only hope that Dev would pull through. After a long moment of silence, she heard the greatest sound that she would ever hear. A long, lazy yawn, that pierced the silence that grew. Pipp-ORK turned back, and saw the innocent and caring man that lay before her. She carried the tray with the ramen and placed it on DevilDude’s lap.

“Thank you.” said DevilDude, in a quiet and gratuitous voice.

Tears ran down Pipp’s face, knowing that she only wanted the best for him from that day on.

“But will it be enough to satisfy you?” she cried.

DevilDude eyed up Pipp-ORK, and smiled.

“More than enough.”

[Undying]

:O so good. But Undying didn't have enough action!! :cussing:

[Lolable]

Lol I love it very detialed xD
you really freaked me out when I though DD died :p

[Ai]

/me claps..

That was...

beautifull...

excellent

[Rabid_Wolverine]

ZOMG! It keeps getting better. Now give us the next one muhahahahahaha. We need it now!!!!!!!

[Joe Black]

Dude, I am only one man! :P (I'll try to keep it on a weekly basis, like Bleach, sooner if possible)

[Undying]

/me gives Joe a cookie

Now write or else!

Heh, fans are sometimes so hard to deal with, eh, comrade writer?

[Evanesque]

ROFLMAO!!! :LOL:
OMG, that was so dramatic and strangely interesting!
I guess it had all the genres included - drama, romance, action, thriller, fantasy, etc. LOL
Nice work, Joe Black...
Keep writing!
(psst: just don't ever include me there)

[Undying]

Hey Joe, how 'bout you give Evansque some role in you fanfic? You can make some special role......

[BeeCrest]

I laughed at this:

So, like the caring person Pipp-ORK was,

[Rabid_Wolverine]

*Waits patiently for the next chapter*

[Undying]

Pipp, caring? No comment....

/me is waiting patiently for the next chapter while swapping ecchi magz with Rabid.

[Rabid_Wolverine]

ZOMG! I want that limited edition...ahem... I assure you that there is nothing perverted going on. *Quickly trades ecchi mags with Undying*

[Undying]

/me slips the limited edition mag into Rabid's hands.

You know what to do

*hides*

[Rabid_Wolverine]

And the trading is done. *Runs in opposite direction to Undying* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now I have some new jack off material. Teehee.

[Undying]

Enjoy.....

[BeeCrest]

In all honesty I expected hentai from you people not ecchi.

[Evanesque]

Hey Joe, how 'bout you give Evansque some role in you fanfic? You can make some special role......

WHAT????!!!!
>.<

[Undying]

@BC:hmm... well, we don't trade Hentai where it is visible :).

@Evanesque: :LOL:

[Joe Black]

Note: Part of this chapter is a blatant rip-off of a famous, but old Dragon Ball Z episode. Try to figure it out! :3 (Yes, I am very influenced by this show, as it has been with me my whole life.)

2nd Note: Why do you need me? You have hentai magz! :P

In the last chapter of CBZ! Undying had a fierce battle with Vegeta after the death of DevilDude, ending with a decision by SLVR. SLVR, after regaining control of his body committed suicide with an energy blast so that no-one could use his body again. After a passionate kiss by Pipp-ORK, DevilDude was resurrected from the dead. However, DevilDude knew it was no miracle, but a deed made by a mysterious figure he had met in primeval nothingness.

Chapter 7: Teh Forbidden Forest

For Rukiachan0793: A writer can never refuse such a kind request. (Page 4)

After another evening with the woman he loved, DevilDude couldn’t help but fall asleep once again, and not because of his battle wounds. ;) Soon, DevilDude had found himself in a familiar place, the place he had found himself in when he died. The same dark figure he had met before approached him.

“So,” DevilDude questioned, “Invading my dreams again?”

“I apologize for that,” the dark figure responded, “But it has to be done. You see, there is something important I have to tell you.”

“I’m assuming it has to do with my miraculous resurrection, on why you allowed me to live again.”

“That is correct. I have allowed you to live, because I believe in something. I believe that you are the one destined to destroy Xenu... once and for all.”

“ME?!” DevilDude rebuked, “Couldn’t you send one the Great Potentials, like Undying or icestorm?”

“Undying is in critical condition at the hospital and icestorm has already ascended in Soul Society (Heaven), in where he is a famous child prodigy.”

“At least Undying would have a chance after recovery. I’m no Great One or Potential after all, and could never match up against Xenu!”

The dark figure laughed.

“Do you really doubt your own power that much?! There is so much power that you need to unlock. Sure, you are no Great One or Great Potential, for you are something more. DevilDude, you are... the Great Expectation!” (thank you Charles Dickens, :P)

“So, you just expect me to believe you?”

“No, I don’t expect you to believe me, just make up your own mind. If you want to continue with my advice, enter the Forbidden Forest. In the forest, you will find your new sensai, and the Forbidden Scroll. If you find him, I’m sure he’ll be able to unlock your true potential.”

DevilDude smiled.

“Can I at least get your name?”

The dark figure smiled back, which now, seemed more like a new best friend.

“Mortals call me, DreadRaven.”

With this DevilDude woke up, with a new quest in mind. However, he wasn’t yet prepared for what lied ahead. Or should I say, lied beside him. :D
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He opened his eyes, but something simply didn’t feel right. He looked on his side, and his face instantly turned beat red. It was Pipp-ORK, sleeping right beside him in one of his red silk pajamas.

As if by cue, Pipp innocently opened her wide, blue eyes.

“What’s wrong?”

D.D, still choked up, was unable to reply.

“Red face, swelled thought, OH! You must have a fever.”

She threw all of the sheets off the bed, and positioned herself kneeling on top of DevilDude’s legs. She leaned forward towards him and motioned her hands to unbutton his shirt. Tears of joy poured down D.D’s face, with only one question in mind.

“Do I have to begin this quest DreadRaven assigned me, or can I stay in this wonderful paradise?”

As he was thinking this, Pipp placed her head on top of his chest. She looked up, as her inviting eyes met with his.

“Is that better?” Pipp-ORK asked in a delicate voice.

“To tell you the truth, it isn’t a fever.”

She smiled, and looked back at him.

“I know... :D. “

Silence entered the room, and both held each other in loving embrace.

“I just wanted this moment with you to last.”

“What do you mean?” he questioned.

“In my dreams, I met the same person you did, before we even started dating. He told me that I would fall in love with a man, the Great Expectation. He also told me, that when the time came, when Xenu’s first messenger was destroyed, this man would start his training. As for me, I will help re-organize this district.”

Dev nodded his head, knowing what he had to do. He changed in his bathroom to his casual attire, and grabbed his hammer. His eyes met hers again, and gave one last passionate kiss goodbye.

“Remember,” he said, “that I will always <3 you.”

With that, he solemnly headed towards the Forbidden Forest, where his new sensai lived.
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So there he was, standing in front of the Forbidden Forest. He recalled all the rumors that circled the concept of what lurked inside. Everything from vampires, demons, even science experiments that went out of control. One thing was certain however. Anyone that entered never returned, hence the name, “The Forbidden”. Even with all these rumors, it was D.D’s will to find his destiny.

“With my Hammer Mastery and Master Degree in Public Slut, I will find and defeat Xenu.”

Bravely, he entered the dark Forbidden Forest of :3 with no fear in his mind. He hiked around through the forest, as the day was dismal and dark. But he continued on for his dearest ORK, knowing that if he gave up, her very life would be in danger in the hands of Xenu. After all doubt and hardship, Devil saw a light. A most glorious and wonderful light it was, ever since he had entered the Darkness. He entered, and saw a beautiful field, with a castle that glowed in the sunlight.

“This must be the place where my new master lives!” DevilDude thought with glee. He dashed towards the castle, and before knocking the large wooden door, straightened his clothing out and hand combing his hair. He knocked, and an attractive woman, about his age, opened the door. Wearing a extravagant kimono dress and expensive make-up, she politely invited him in. With her seductive green eyes that were complimented by her styled black hair, she peered on DevilDude in silent delight.

“Come in stranger, there is always room for one more. My name is Rukia.”

DevilDude nodded his head in gratitude and entered.

“DevilDude, it’s a pleasure to meet you. :D”

With this, he politely kissed her on the hand. Rukia giggled and blushed, like a true lady. The large castle doors slammed behind him, but at this point he was only more than happy to meet such gracious hospitality.

“So,” Rukia questioned, “Why are you here?”

“Well,” DevilDude said politely, “I am looking for someone.”

“Aren’t we all? I know that feeling myself, looking for my Mr. Right.” she said seductively.

“I think you misunderstand madam, I...”

Rukia interrupted him, as if she didn’t even hear him at all.

“Come,” she said as she walked into the ballroom. “Let us dance together.”

With this, a strange idea appeared in Dev’s head.

“Could this be my master?” he thought. “Could this all be a test? That must be it! For what master would live anywhere other than here?”

Rukia curtseyed and DevilDude bowed in honor, as he lifted his hand towards her.

“May I have this dance?” he asked.

Rukia blushed, and took his hand.

“You may.”

As they ballroom danced, Dev was still pondering about what was going on.

“Does anyone else live here?”

“None of my family lives here.” Rukia said casually, “just my humble female wenches, who serve as only friends. You see, my mother and father passed away a long time ago. Since then, I was alone, expecting someone to come for me.”

“I am so very sorry.”

“No need, it’s history now. All that matters is that you are here with me.”

DevilDude again was lost in thought.

“It must be sad, to live alone, even in such a large luxurious place. However, after this dance, I must tell her my true intentions, to find my new sensei.”

DevilDude continued dancing, maintaining excellent eye contact and rhythm, delirious of Rukia’s true romantic intention.

“Wait a second, this must be the evasion and footwork training, my first test to see if I’m worthy to teach! No wonder she said she was expecting someone.”

Rukia then reached her hand towards his hip, and that’s when DevilDude realized.

“She’s putting me in a throwing position!” he thought.

With this, he grabbed her hand, and threw her down on the floor. She instantly got up, and brushed up her dress with her hand.

“What was that for?! Throwing me, Rukia, like some sort of rag doll.”

“She isn’t a sensei after all, for no master would allow such a simple throw to be executed.” he realized.

“I’m sorry, I just didn’t expect such an intimate hand action.” he lied.

Rukia looked away and blushed in embarrassment. Tears ran across her face, as she looked back at Dev.

“You do not desire me? Am I really that repulsive?” she cried.

“It’s not that at all, Princess.” he said soothingly. “You are a very beautiful woman, and any man would be more than lucky to have you. However, I’m on a quest to find a great sensei, who lives in this Forest. For some reason, I thought that was you.”

With this, her eyes widened in joy, and giggled.

“You really thought I was a sensei!” she laughed. “That’s a first.”

Both of them smiled, as both now knew what was going on. They continued dancing for an hour or so, and even though it pained him so, Dev knew he would have to leave sometime. He hugged her genuinely, and they exited the ballroom together holding hands. After he bowed and thanked her for the dance, he said his exiting words.

“Thank you for hospitality Princess, but I really must be going. I hope a man in shining armor will find you soon. If not, you can always come with me out of the forest after my training.”

Rukia smiled cunningly.

“I have already found that man. You will soon be mine!” she thought.

“You can’t go now!” she said sweetly, but in a more insistent tone.

“Why not?”

“Because...” she said desperately, “You must be hungry after dancing with me for so long. Come; allow my wenches to cook you something to eat.”

Before DevilDude could come up with a witty, but polite response to why he had to leave right away, his stomach growled.

“I don’t want to be a burden.” he said politely.

“Not at all,” she replied, “I think they would be dying to see you.”

Rukia took DevilDude’s hand again and led him into the dining room. There on the wall, wonderful portraits of various people, probably deceased family members. On top of the fancy woven carpet, an extravagant, long wooden dining table laid. The room was dim, with only the lit candles on top to emit light, as to set the mood.

“Come, you can sit at the head of the table, as the guest of honor, and I can be at your right hand.”

DevilDude smiled, gradually becoming more attracted to this woman. Rukia...

“It would be an honor to sit beside you, my lady.”

Dev pulled her chair up for her like a true gentleman, and humbly taking his own. Both were intertwined with riveting conversation each other, and time didn’t even seem to matter. Soon, DevilDude had almost forgotten about his quest. Suddenly, he heard a small bell, indicating that the food preparation was complete.

“May we come in, Princess?” a soft voice questioned.

“You may.” Rukia said gently.

Three attractive wenches had entered the room, although not even close to Rukia’s beauty. Each of them carried a large silver platter, covered with the most tempting food.

First, there was a blonde. She wore a hot pink dress, and white gloves that complimented her white skin and dark brown eyes. The tray she carried was the appetizer, which was a complimentary bowl of soup broth and hot tea. After Rukia and Devil finished, still conversing, the wench left, and another entered.

This time, it was a humble, shy brunette, wearing a classic black maid outfit, with black high heels, which gave her more confidence as she waved softly to Devil. She placed down the main course, which was a magnificent roast, complimented by potatoes and red wine. Rukia and Devil drunk and ate merrily as the night seemed to melt away. After the seemingly short time, they were finished. The second curtseyed, and the last wench entered the dining hall.

This wench, unlike the ones before her, was a red head, and wore very casual clothing. A simple black shirt and a red skirt set ablaze her special beauty, as it was obvious she was very outgoing and wasn’t afraid to show herself off. She set down one generous piece of raspberry cheesecake. She asked DevilDude as a custom, whether they needed two, or only one fork. He smiled, and answered.

“One will do.”

Rukia smiled at this response, and so they playfully took turns, sharing the fine dessert. Rukia opened her mouth wide as DevilDude softly put a piece of cheesecake into her mouth. She sealed her supple lips and gave a small smile of delight. DevilDude opened his mouth politely as she did the same for him, both of them smiling with joy on their face. He closed his mouth and his eyes. It was the greatest thing he ever tasted. The couple no longer cared about the cheesecake though, and after a while, the third wench carried it back to the kitchen. They talked more into the night, and soon, it was turning into late afternoon. DevilDude looked at the time, and in disbelief realized that he still hadn’t found his new sensei.

“Thank you for your hospitality.” Devil said in despair. “But I have to leave now, to find my new sensei. I will not be afraid to visit here again.”

“Going so soon?” Rukia said in dismay, “But we have only started to have so much fun.”

“I know, my darling. However, I really need to find him.”

So DevilDude turned around and headed toward the front doors.

“Wait!” Rukia said, again in desperation.

DevilDude turned back, wondering what could be more important then visiting his sensei.

“Do you really think your sensei would be pleased, seeing you like that? You need to wash up and get better clothes so you can look your best upon meeting him.”

DevilDude looked at himself, and agreed. He really didn’t look like a worthy pupil. So he inquired politely.

“Where then can I wash up? Is there a bathroom here?”

“No, there is no need for that.” Rukia replied. “There is a hot spring that we use for bathing out in the Royal Garden.”

Rukia then handed him a male bathing suit, a towel, and a bar of soap.

“Is it alright if I join you?” she inquired softly.

DevilDude blushed in timidity, but pulled himself together, and answered back in a confident voice.

“You may.”
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DevilDude in closed quarters changed into his red bathing suit shorts, and brought his folded clothing to the deck, as the access them later. He then slowly immersed himself in the hot spring, washing all of his troubles away. He looked happily onto the stars among the mist created by the spring. It was a most beautiful sight, with the moon brightly shining, like a big pizza pie. (lol, “when the moon hit’s your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore...”)

“Now,” he thought, “I just need someone to share this view with.”

Upon this thought, his eyes were caught by a figure approaching the spring. It was Rukia, whose eyes met with Devil’s once again. Her eyes lighted up in joy as she quickly walked toward where he was seated. She took off her white, fluffy housecoat, to show the hot pink bikini that was hidden underneath. With Devil aroused, she slipped into the hot spring, and cuddled herself under Devil’s inviting arm. It was truly a magical moment. No-one spoke, but the feeling was there. The feeling that you never wanted to let go. Both closed their eyes, and wondered how long this moment would last.
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Midnight. The grandfather clock rung loudly through the existent silence that was before. Devil opened his eyes in alarm, as he realized he still wasn’t at his planned destination. He leaped out of the hotspring, and quickly dried off himself with his towel. Rukia opened her eyes, and turned towards Devil, with a look of question on her face. Why...

“I’m sorry Rukia, but I have overstayed my welcome. I really must be going. Thank you again for your wonderful hospitality.”

Desperatly, Devil searched for his clothes on the pool deck, but only found a pair of silk pajamas.

“My hand maidens took the liberty of taking your clothes and washing them for you. They replaced them with those blue silk pajamas, so you can sleep here for the night. It’s getting late and your master wouldn’t like it if you were not well rested for his training.”

Devil looked out in the forest, and knew that if he were to stay a night in there, he would probably end up dead in the morning.

“Anyways,” Devil thought, “I wasn’t ready to leave anyway. It’d be nice to stay the night.”

Devil gave a genuine smile, and replied.

“You’re right. I can’t thank you enough though for what you have done for me.”

He took the silk pajamas and wished Rukia goodnight. The maidens, now in their nightgowns, led him towards the guest bedroom and closed the door behind him.
He put on the comfortable silk pajamas and like every other room in the castle, its design entranced Devil in awe.

“This is way better than my apartment.” he said aloud.

It didn’t contain any electronic device, but this room was indeed of great design. A hardwood floor was underneath his toes, which was complimented by a large colorful carpet that stretched through the entire room.

The most important thing however, was the admirable piece of work that put it all together, the King-sized bed, made out of only the most beautiful oak and with the finest craftsmanship. This oak bed was complimented by only the finest mattress and down pillows that money could buy, with a red comforter to set it all off.

Devil tucked himself up in glee, and closed his eyes ready for another day. However, he didn’t realize was that the guest bedroom, in which Devil entered, was actually the Master Bedroom, where two lovers could meet and express their true feelings.
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While Devil was sleeping, he tossed and turned. Something was wrong. He opened his eyes and checked the room. Nothing was there. He closed his eyes again, reassuring himself that it was just his imagination. That’s when he heard a noise. He sprung up from his bed, alarmed at what was going on. He turned on the lights and made a quick check around his room, but still nothing. There was only a bed and a closet on the far left side of the room. Still, he heard a noise, breathing. He walked toward the closet and opened it. It was Rukia, wearing an attractive pink linen nightgown, looking at him with spellbinding eyes. She blushed.

“Did anyone tell you how handsome you look when you’re asleep?”

“Hush,” Devil responded, “don’t say another word. You can sleep with me for the night.”

With this, Devil hoisted her onto the down mattress and in a dominating position, stroked the strands of her black hair. In an embrace, both lovers were ready to kiss for the first time, and make their lives whole.

Remember, I will always love you.

The words echoed in his mind, and clenched onto his brain. His eyes widened in realization.

“How could I have forgotten so easily?” Devil thought in sorrow, “About my quest, about her?!”

A tear shed from Devil’s face, knowing that he had just cheated from his true love. He had three chances to leave, but he still did nothing about it, for he foolishly convinced himself to stay.

“I don’t deserve you, ORK!”

*VISSSHHH*
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DevilDude couldn’t believe his eyes. His entire surroundings, the castle in which he was in, was gone. Rukia, the heavenly temptress was also nowhere to be seen, and the three wenches no longer existed. He realized that it was all an illusion.

But something still didn’t feel right, for why was there an illusion? That’s when he realized something, something that he should have figured out earlier. His spirit energy was being sucked out of his body, like pop guzzled by a teenager. Impaled by large roots, he realized he was at the mercy of one of the most feared living thing of all time, the Tree of the Greatest Wishes.

He heard at school, that this particular tree exploited your greatest weakness, your most desired wish. Through this, the tree used illusions for unwary travelers through the forest and used them as a constant food supply. Once impaled by it’s roots, one’s spirit energy is sucked away and couldn’t escape once it had enough. Devil struggled, but he knew that if someone didn’t come to save him, it would be the end!

Will Devil ever be saved, or will he have to do it himself?

Is there enough time for Devil to start his training, or will Xenu be freed and unleash his chaos once again throughout the entire universe?

Will the great D.D ever read this fanfic?

Will Joe Black ever become more active on the forums, despite his parent’s wishes? And will he ever e-marry or date?

Will people actually continue to read this fanfic, or forget about it and look at hentai mags?

Whatever the answers, be sure to check up on the next chappie of Club Bleach Z!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

THAT WAS A PURE PISSTAKE OF THAT SNAKE WOMAN EPISODE!!!! I loved it though. You're a genius. I'd have sex with you but you're too far away plus I'm straight.

[Undying]

SNAKE PRINCESS RIPOFF!!! THAT'S COPYRGIHTED, THAT!!!!!

And I still demand more action for Undying. Now he'll be entering the 300x Gravity Training chamber, or else!

All in all Joe, you deserve every credit you get for this! This is hilarious!!!

[Rabid_Wolverine]

WHEN DO I COME IN? YOU PROMISED ME A GREAT PART! Just joking. Keep it up man. *Reads ecchi mags*

[Undying]

*passes more Ecchi mags to Rabid*

I get the feeilng you're in for a long wait d00d. Joe doesn't even let me have my well deserved action scenes... well, at least my supply of Ecchi is unending, as is yours...

/me reads more ecchi mags

[Lolable]

ROFL!nice peice joe keep it up ;3

[Evanesque]

LOL...seems to be getting better and better!

[Undying]

MORE ACTION FOR UNDYING!!!

/me demands it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Black]

MORE ACTION FOR UNDYING!!!
Undying demands it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH noes! (I might just have to place a special somewhere in there then.)

Anyways, this post is a polite notice that due to schoolwork, my fanfic will take a little longer to write. (as well, I'm not exactly active anymore :P) However, I am making it my mission to write the next chappie. As for you Rabid, your part is coming s00n! Ciao :musak:

[Undying]

Hm. I still demand more action. Doesn't matter when, but Undying cannot be remembered as the guy who gets pwned on a weeklt basis!!!

Make him into Vejitto, all right? Next time we see him, he will pwn. Or else.

[Lolable]

Lol
Yes me too joe ;-;
Pleaseee do one more chaptie before my Univ starts xD

[Rabid_Wolverine]

YAAAAAAAAAAY. MY part is coming soon. Pwnageness.

[raisins]

lolx!
this is amazing... was lmao
good job!
*waits for the next chapter

[Ai]

Nice one...

Want to know the next chapter...hurry the bloody hell up...plz..

[Kenken]

lol,nice chapter, and i remember very that chapter with Goku and the snake lade :D

[Joe Black]

For A.I: For dreaming of taking over Club Bleach, and succeeding in the month of June, 2006. What he didn’t expect though, was that he earned our admiration and respect as well.

NOT for Undying :P: I’ll try to give you another part in the story, but right now, you’re in a hospital trying to recover from the battle wounds and the ripped muscles resulting in your Kiaoken technique. Be careful too, I as a writer control your fate. :O However, an ‘uncut’ version of "Moonlight Battle of :3" might be written up, or an extended role. (something that kicks @$$ ;) )

With a fanfic like this, it’s only going to get more exciting. I will still have a lot of homework though, and which is one of the reasons why I need a Hyperbolic Time Chamber! :P I was going to extend the chapter, but do to demand... whatever. Also, congrats to all the people who realized last chapter was based on the DBZ episode "Princess Snake" of the Saiyan Saga, which I still claim no rights. Thx again for your 'Undying' patience. :P

Lastly, ENJOY! :musak:
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Last time on CBZ! DevilDude re-lived the Princess Snake episode, and after the illusion, is now impaled by the roots of the Tree of Greatest Wishes. Over time, the roots will literally suck all the spirit energy out of Devil and he would surely die. That is, unless someone (or something) cuts the roots from the tree and saves him from his bitter fate.

Chapter 8: The Greatest Creatures of All Time

Lost in thought, Devil clearly knew that he was about to die, but he didn’t care. On the first day he left ORK, he had already cheated on her with a foolish illusion. In his opinion, he deserved to die. Not even a slight struggle to break loose from the roots, just an impeding memory of the words he said to ORK.

Remember, I will always love you.

The words, like a dagger, punctured his heart over and over again as he experienced a pain far greater than any pain he had felt before. All hope was lost, and “main heart was turn off”. Nothing in this world could ever take his actions back, or cheer him up ever again. Or, that’s what he thought.

For hiding in the shadows of the trees, a magnificent creature (humanoid to be precise), was gazing on the tragic sight. A creature part of a race so rare, but so wonderful in nature, they are dubbed the title “The Greatest Creatures of All Time.”

Tears streamed down the creature’s face, as he watched Devil scream in pain, but not moving an inch for his life. With his gentle heart, the creature raced towards him, and tore the roots the chained Devil to the ground. Devil looked up, and the tears stopped running from his face.

“It can’t be...” Devil uttered. “I’m not worthy to be saved, especially from something as magnificent as you!”

For there in his sights, a small orange man with green hair appeared before him. He was wearing a humble brown shirt, white suspenders and shoes with an orange pompom at the end of his toes. Right in front of him, in all of his glory, an Oompa Loompa (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/OompaLoompas1971.jpg) stood. (Hosted by Wiki: NOT the nerfed ones in the newer movie “Charlie and Chocolate Factory” with Johnny Depp. No, this is from the classic!)

“You’re a fool! We’re you trying to get yourself killed?”

“I just couldn’t stand the thought that I cheated on my girlfriend, tricked by the Tree.”

“I’ll just have to teach you to cheer up and move on, one way or another.”

In wide, open, eyes sparkling with delight, ^.^ DevilDude asked.

“Can you do it in song form then, like you do in the movies?”

The Oompa Loompa rolled his eyes.

“Fine... but don’t expect any miracles, for we haven’t rehearsed. Come out guys, he’s cool.”

The other Oompa Loompas in hiding leapt out of the shadows, and soon a multitude of them stood in front of Devil, prepared to sing and dance yet another song of their lives. (You’ll have to imagine the melody for this one.)

“Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doopety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you cheat on your girl?
Enough to make your own parents, hurl!
Why do men go with other dames?
You know exactly what’s to blame.

Man’s inherent human nature.

Oompa Loompa doopety da
If you accept this you will go far,
You will live in happiness too
Like the – Oompa – Oompa Loompa Doompety do!”

“So,” Devil said in realization, “I shouldn’t wallow in my mistakes, but work upon them. That I should realize that like every man, I live with temptation.”

The first Oompa smiled.

“Exactly, I couldn’t have put it better myself!”

“I actually feel better now, in body and mind, as your performance was exhilarating. If only I could explain to my friends what kind of routine you did, but I’m still crying inside...”

*SLAP!*

“Snap out of it, you emo b@*&#!”

Devil shook his head, and looked up with an understanding face.

“Thank you, I needed that.”

*ZING* (Foreground is black, with a small ‘lightning bolt’ behind the Oompa’s head)

The Oompa Loompa’s face froze in fear, as they sensed another feared and familiar power. It was their evil dictator, a humanoid of great strength and intellect, who was now levitating overhead looking upon them with discontent. Wearing an extravagant red robe and sandals, the figure solemnly levitated downward, and grimly planted himself on the ground.

The creatures looked on in fear, and Devil realized that this must be their leader. However, he didn’t know why.

“You were supposed to be on a scouting mission only #29! I didn’t not give you a search and retrieve command of any sort.”

The first Oompa Loompa Devil met bowed his head in apology.

“Who are you?” Devil questioned angrily, “What is your relationship with these kind and benevolent creatures?”

He smiled.

“Not that I care much for introductions, but I’ll tell you anyways.”

The figure continued.

“People call me by only one name, A.I. Probably because I am so dastardly cynical and heartless; people often mistake me as some automaton. I quit my dojo a long time ago, realizing I could do much more with my power. I’m now currently following Xenu’s command, knowing that one day he will return to his planet. As for the Oompa Loompas, they are extremely hard workers and have recently convinced them to build a massive weapons factory for preparation.”

Devil looked at the creatures in question, on why they would do such a thing.

One bowed his head in shame and replied.

“We didn’t have a choice, believe us.”

A.I laughed manically.

“No, they really didn’t. For you see stranger, I planted a remote controlled bomb inside their chocolate factor