Funny Poems Thread!

[Miriam_Poland]

Post funny poems here that you would like to share. They can be written by you or not, but if you did not write them, you should say so.

For very best beginning - a Viking's Christmas song:

(sing like 'Jingle bells')


Sailing o'er the seas
In an open dragon ship,
Trying not to freeze,
Hoping we won't tip,
Clash of swords goes 'cling'
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to sail and sing
A slaying song tonight!

ref:
Oh....
Hack and slash, hack and slash
Laughing all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be
A berserker today,
Hack and slash, hack and slash
Laughing all the way,
Oh what fun it is to be
A berserker today!

A day or two ago
We thought we'd have a fight,
And soon the Valkyries
Were gathered on our right,
The fight was long and grim,
Misfortune seemed our lot,
We broke into a battle hymn
But hoarse was all we got!

ref.

Now the ground is red,
Slay them while they're young,
Crack an old foe's head,
And sing this slaying song,
Just get yourself a sword,
Two-forty for the fray,
Then go and fight the enemy horde
Until they run away!


edit: Thanks for leading me to correct path V^^V'

[Jasper]

Well... Albeit this forum doesn't have a comedy thread as you mentioned, its divided according to its respective category. I.e. This is a funny poem thus it goes to the writing section. A funny picture goes to the lens section and so on and so forth. I will temporarily close this thread until the owner of this thread PMs me about what he wants to do with it. Either keep it locked here or moved to the writing section :).

EDIT:
/Moved to Writing Section