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07-27-2006, 04:26 PM
Division 1: asian
Pronunciation: A-shen
Etymology: glomp (lolol? I have no idea what to write here)
adjective
1. of or relating to or characteristic of Asia or the people, languages or cultures.
Usage: Asia is the largest continent on planet Earth, inhabited by Asians.
2. When something is glomped [see glomp] by asian, Captain of the 1st Division.
Usage: asian glomped me!!11!!~!one!!; that was so asian [uncommon]
Note: When members of Club Bleach [see forums] see *glomp*, one member which shoots to mind is asian.
noun
1. a native or inhabitant of Asia
Usage: Asia is the largest of the continents with more than half the world's population [est. 60%].
2. a member of Club Bleach who is captain of the 1st Division of the Gotei 13 project, and infamously known for her glompings.
Usage: MooL, asian and I are out to glomp children.
3. When someone did something good she always threw confetti
Usage: yay! *throws confetti*
Notes: asian can also be used as an infix.
Usage: Abso-asian-lutely; fan-asian-tastic!
Related words:
glomp: Usually used as a verb to 'glomp' someone is usually to latch on to or hug a person quite tightly, in the style a real child might hug a much taller adult's leg tightly. Thus the hug is merely affectionate, never sexual, no matter how tight the hug is. (found on Google > see Google)
Google: Because everyone needs a friend.
MooL: Vice Captain of the 1st Division of the Gotei 13
Forums: Forums are the areas where individual discussions take place as a listing of topics.
Division 2: hitsyt
pronunciation: hit-see-t
function: noun, verb
etymology: He's successfully cured from his etymology. Now he's got only syphilis and schizophrenia.
1. One of a kind breed of mammal. Prowls the depths of clubbleach and can often be found in the 2nd division section of the gotei 13. Likes Spongebob and whipping his underlings in carnal desire. Has a supposed fetish for his vice-captain, hinamori-chan; he continues to deny this.
Sentence: HC dragged her secret love slave, hitsyt, to the shadows of the 2nd division thread while the rest of the division watched in suprise.
2. 2nd division member being whipped.
sentence: I got hitsyt-ed the other night and i think i enjoyed it...
Division 3: Z_blitz (noun)
The Blitz: Pun
Spelled: Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ underscore Bee El Ii Tee Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Pronounced: Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ underscore Be lit zuh
Mostly known for his indecisiveness. He has earned several names throughout his adventures on IRC and other internet chatting programs. His nicknames vary from female to pet names. Litzy (which can also be spelled Lizzie) is common name for a female dog. Lisa is a name that a certain person has thought Z's name was really, and for the longest time he was thought to be a female. Minty; thats just a cheap rip off of Mentos >_>.
Example sentence: Oh! Can you hear Z_Blitz?! Its so loud! (pun sentence... Z_Blitz being The Blitz)
Note: Blitz is thunder in German .
Division 4: Nomadic_Dragon:
Pronunciation: Noh-mahd-ick Drah-Guhn
Function: Noun
Etymology: Derives from:the scientific name Draconius nomadia motherus (Which means ‘Nomadic dragon mother’).
This is a species of Dragon that likes to wander (ie surf) the net. Despite its nomadic tendencies it’s often found around the Club Bleach 4th Division Thread Forest. Colour varies from Bright Green to Bright Pink to Deep Blue to Deep Purple (this seems to be caused by another species of Dragon Archdraconaius lepidius moderatia (Which means ‘Arcdragon blade moderator').
This species is characterised by a strong maternal instinct and thus is usualy followed by a variety of smaller, lesser creatures that it has adopted. Examples include the following species of vertebrate: Ferruginea X mavericius,Leixelias catus sylvestrus,Enkous yoroichiela,Paradragonia brutali,Spectra of ’89,Zoo keepius infernus,Ninja semiactivus,Shazie inactivus invisibila,Yumia cookius deliciuela,Thundaga australis trancius,Hitsusa korealisand recently Kuraius chanius newious.
Suprisingly, unlike other maiden eating species of Dragon, Draconius nomadia motherus is a vegeterian. Indeed it’s often observed visiting the local fridge tree to forage for fruit juice nectar its favourite drink. Unfortunately this species of Dragon ,like many of its close relatives, is facing extinction. Only one solitary female has been found during the last search by CB biologists.”
Division 5: Pippimus Hermaphrodite
Pronunciation: /Pippimus hermafrodyte/
Function: noun
Etymology: Pippimus (Derived from Pipp-ORK) Hermaphrodite dervied from Hermphroditus the son of Hermes and Aphrodite in Greek mythology, who was fused with a nymph, resulting in one possessing physical traits of both sexes.
1: A rare species of hermaphrodite with a permanent sex drive. Has been known to rape anything living. This includes the fabled member of CB known as BeeCrest. The Pippimus's favourite food has been known to be cookies. Fvourite quotes are: "LIEEEEEES", "UNTRUTHS", "BLASPHEMY", "FABRICATIONS", "TALLTALES" and "FIBS". The Pippimus' penis has also beeen confirmed as 1 inch long when erect, however the girth is presumable very large considering victims of a Pipp rape have been known to have their anal diameters quadrupled. The Pippimus is known for wielding a mouse at various young children that happen by her window when her computer malfunctions. The Pippimus is well known for being a complete computer n00b and needs help turning on its presumably "broken" laptop. The Pippimus Hermaphrodite has also been found playing on Suikoden for 3 years straight.
Sentence: You have just had your anal virginity robbed by the Pippimus Hermaphrodite
Division 6: AznChan (ah'zun'chahn) 1. n: Username of 6th Division Taichou, Graphics Moderator, Founder of Boobs Appreciation Fan Club, and all around pervert. 2. adj: Used to describe someone who is inherently Chinese and sexually minded, including those who are of the Asian persuasion, and inclined towards looking at breasts. 3. adv: -ing -ed Used to modify words that are generally derogatory, ex. "You are such an AznChaning ****head." See also: pervert, sexual deviant, Captain of 6th Division, 16 year old Asian pervert.
Division 7:hinamori_momo48
pronunciation: hinamOri-under-skor-MomO-forty-ate
Function: noun < u can say like... a person, a proper name, subject>
Etymology: in the 20th century in the ancient Japan. Later in the Middle Greece thinking that it was from Roman's age
meaning:
1) a person who dislikes RATS, BIRDS, and so the BEARS. a person who doesn't know what does "lawl" means... and a person who didn't even knew what "LOL" meant.
2) one of the laziest, leader, listener of opinions and most likely, likes to spam. doesn't let one of the members to eat candy.
3) hinamori_momo48 likes to eat members happiness and her fun time is when she sees pple suffering.
4) When pple see hinamori_momo48, they turn to a frog but if they got glasses, hinamori_momo48 turns into a dog.
5) Everytime hinamori_momo48 wakes up EARLY in the morning, the sun shines, Everytime hinamori_momo48 wakes up late, the sun dies or somewhat, it turns into a moon or the clouds come around her and start raining. Everytime hinamori_momo48 smiles at poor kids, they become rich.
6)Hinamori_momo48 can be called " mosk " (fly) or "bola de masa" (a ball made of flour) which was invented by another specimen, a "homo sapiens" in other words.
7) hinamori_momo48's laugh is like a witch + ogre, and when hinamori_momo48 sings, breaks windows and internet's conection that makes sounds like BEES.
8) a person who likes honey but dislikes winnie pooh and so the person who carries this name, it means that she/he is neither peach to be eaten by people or he/she could have 48 years old instantly. EX. I can't eat candies cuz' hinamori_momo48 is there and she might bite my head if I do ;_;.
Division 8: Prophecy 424
Pronunciation: Prououou-fa-see-for-tu-for
Function: Noun
Etymology: Hebrew, his knowledge of random anime shit is equal to that of a Jew (no offense to any Jews). Mexican, while it is common knowledge that people speak Spanish, not Mexican, Prophecy424 is really originated from the Mexican roots, and is a word first used to call illegal Mexican immigrants who crossed the Rio Grande into Texas and ended up in New Jersey as whores (no offense to any Mexicans).
Definitions:
1 – A Mexican who lives in New Jersey
2 – Someone who often gets taken advantage of
3 – Someone who role plays as a Mexican whore
4 – Oboro after the twins get him drunk in Utawarerumono
5 – Archer sacrificing his life to buy time for Rin while she and Shiro licks the cream off Saber’s boobs.
6 - The receiving end of "Put the p0n0s in the vag0s and JAM IT IN!!!"
Division 9: none yet
Division 10: Shiz
Pronunciation: shíz
Etymology: Latin. Comes from the Latin verb shio, shire, shii, shizatus meaning to devour spammers.
n.
1. The Tenth Muse. Can be seen prancing over the corpses of all those who talk too much and most of it is crap. Some may also know her as the Ultimus Taichouimus.
The list of her victims reaches near infinite but here are some:
- Caligula: You thought he got stabbed? No, he was crazy and Shiz was hungry. And who appoints a horse as a Senator?... oh right... Democrats... John Kerry, right.
- Napoleon: He was short and thought he could conquer the world. What? "I NEVER KNEW RUSSIA WAS COLD!? If I knew, I would've bought my men fur coats" *French pose* He tried again! Many applaud his courage. But most just laugh because he lost at a place with "-loo" in it. *snickers*
- Club Bleach Newbs: Someone CUT THEIR HANDS OFF PLEASE?! Oh, thanks Shiz!
Sentence: All hail Shiz as our queen of all that is Boba!
2. The act of devouring spammers.
Sentence: I couldn't make it to the dinner because I had to do some shiz.
v. tr.
1. To devour spammers.
Sentence: Club Bleach is the best place to shiz.
Division 11: THING
Pronounciation: th-EE-ng
Function: noun
Etymology: Old Southeastern tribe language i-thee which means bird poop, Old Pacific Water people term I-theeng for fish-eating man
1. weapon for domestic violence, torture weapon for ingrates and inactive people (also useless people)
Example sentence: The captain hit me with a thing after i was inactive in the forums.
2. Spunky, stubborn, kickass female head of a division with (mostly) male members
Example sentence: Thing will torture you to death if you leave the division without permission.
3. Term to refer something that can be appreciated
Example sentence: The girl with that fine thing was wearing a lace thong.
Note: can also be mispelled, mistaken, misunderstood as woman Hitler (the devil incarnate)
Division 12:Sacred-Kun; Sacred, 5acr3d
sa•cred kun
noun, adj.
1. Sacred-Kun the mighty leader of the 12th Division. A formidable graphics expert and singer. (noun)
2. Protecter of Gundam virgins with the aid of AznChan. (noun)
3. Used to describe doing something very dumb. Ex. “Man I can’t belive it, I just pulled a Sacred-Kun” (adj.)
4. Also used in reference to something being very good. Ex. “That’s almost Sacred-Kun level good!” (adj.)
Also see entry under Utawarerumono Fanboy.
Pronunciation: A-shen
Etymology: glomp (lolol? I have no idea what to write here)
adjective
1. of or relating to or characteristic of Asia or the people, languages or cultures.
Usage: Asia is the largest continent on planet Earth, inhabited by Asians.
2. When something is glomped [see glomp] by asian, Captain of the 1st Division.
Usage: asian glomped me!!11!!~!one!!; that was so asian [uncommon]
Note: When members of Club Bleach [see forums] see *glomp*, one member which shoots to mind is asian.
noun
1. a native or inhabitant of Asia
Usage: Asia is the largest of the continents with more than half the world's population [est. 60%].
2. a member of Club Bleach who is captain of the 1st Division of the Gotei 13 project, and infamously known for her glompings.
Usage: MooL, asian and I are out to glomp children.
3. When someone did something good she always threw confetti
Usage: yay! *throws confetti*
Notes: asian can also be used as an infix.
Usage: Abso-asian-lutely; fan-asian-tastic!
Related words:
glomp: Usually used as a verb to 'glomp' someone is usually to latch on to or hug a person quite tightly, in the style a real child might hug a much taller adult's leg tightly. Thus the hug is merely affectionate, never sexual, no matter how tight the hug is. (found on Google > see Google)
Google: Because everyone needs a friend.
MooL: Vice Captain of the 1st Division of the Gotei 13
Forums: Forums are the areas where individual discussions take place as a listing of topics.
Division 2: hitsyt
pronunciation: hit-see-t
function: noun, verb
etymology: He's successfully cured from his etymology. Now he's got only syphilis and schizophrenia.
1. One of a kind breed of mammal. Prowls the depths of clubbleach and can often be found in the 2nd division section of the gotei 13. Likes Spongebob and whipping his underlings in carnal desire. Has a supposed fetish for his vice-captain, hinamori-chan; he continues to deny this.
Sentence: HC dragged her secret love slave, hitsyt, to the shadows of the 2nd division thread while the rest of the division watched in suprise.
2. 2nd division member being whipped.
sentence: I got hitsyt-ed the other night and i think i enjoyed it...
Division 3: Z_blitz (noun)
The Blitz: Pun
Spelled: Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ underscore Bee El Ii Tee Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Pronounced: Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ underscore Be lit zuh
Mostly known for his indecisiveness. He has earned several names throughout his adventures on IRC and other internet chatting programs. His nicknames vary from female to pet names. Litzy (which can also be spelled Lizzie) is common name for a female dog. Lisa is a name that a certain person has thought Z's name was really, and for the longest time he was thought to be a female. Minty; thats just a cheap rip off of Mentos >_>.
Example sentence: Oh! Can you hear Z_Blitz?! Its so loud! (pun sentence... Z_Blitz being The Blitz)
Note: Blitz is thunder in German .
Division 4: Nomadic_Dragon:
Pronunciation: Noh-mahd-ick Drah-Guhn
Function: Noun
Etymology: Derives from:the scientific name Draconius nomadia motherus (Which means ‘Nomadic dragon mother’).
This is a species of Dragon that likes to wander (ie surf) the net. Despite its nomadic tendencies it’s often found around the Club Bleach 4th Division Thread Forest. Colour varies from Bright Green to Bright Pink to Deep Blue to Deep Purple (this seems to be caused by another species of Dragon Archdraconaius lepidius moderatia (Which means ‘Arcdragon blade moderator').
This species is characterised by a strong maternal instinct and thus is usualy followed by a variety of smaller, lesser creatures that it has adopted. Examples include the following species of vertebrate: Ferruginea X mavericius,Leixelias catus sylvestrus,Enkous yoroichiela,Paradragonia brutali,Spectra of ’89,Zoo keepius infernus,Ninja semiactivus,Shazie inactivus invisibila,Yumia cookius deliciuela,Thundaga australis trancius,Hitsusa korealisand recently Kuraius chanius newious.
Suprisingly, unlike other maiden eating species of Dragon, Draconius nomadia motherus is a vegeterian. Indeed it’s often observed visiting the local fridge tree to forage for fruit juice nectar its favourite drink. Unfortunately this species of Dragon ,like many of its close relatives, is facing extinction. Only one solitary female has been found during the last search by CB biologists.”
Division 5: Pippimus Hermaphrodite
Pronunciation: /Pippimus hermafrodyte/
Function: noun
Etymology: Pippimus (Derived from Pipp-ORK) Hermaphrodite dervied from Hermphroditus the son of Hermes and Aphrodite in Greek mythology, who was fused with a nymph, resulting in one possessing physical traits of both sexes.
1: A rare species of hermaphrodite with a permanent sex drive. Has been known to rape anything living. This includes the fabled member of CB known as BeeCrest. The Pippimus's favourite food has been known to be cookies. Fvourite quotes are: "LIEEEEEES", "UNTRUTHS", "BLASPHEMY", "FABRICATIONS", "TALLTALES" and "FIBS". The Pippimus' penis has also beeen confirmed as 1 inch long when erect, however the girth is presumable very large considering victims of a Pipp rape have been known to have their anal diameters quadrupled. The Pippimus is known for wielding a mouse at various young children that happen by her window when her computer malfunctions. The Pippimus is well known for being a complete computer n00b and needs help turning on its presumably "broken" laptop. The Pippimus Hermaphrodite has also been found playing on Suikoden for 3 years straight.
Sentence: You have just had your anal virginity robbed by the Pippimus Hermaphrodite
Division 6: AznChan (ah'zun'chahn) 1. n: Username of 6th Division Taichou, Graphics Moderator, Founder of Boobs Appreciation Fan Club, and all around pervert. 2. adj: Used to describe someone who is inherently Chinese and sexually minded, including those who are of the Asian persuasion, and inclined towards looking at breasts. 3. adv: -ing -ed Used to modify words that are generally derogatory, ex. "You are such an AznChaning ****head." See also: pervert, sexual deviant, Captain of 6th Division, 16 year old Asian pervert.
Division 7:hinamori_momo48
pronunciation: hinamOri-under-skor-MomO-forty-ate
Function: noun < u can say like... a person, a proper name, subject>
Etymology: in the 20th century in the ancient Japan. Later in the Middle Greece thinking that it was from Roman's age
meaning:
1) a person who dislikes RATS, BIRDS, and so the BEARS. a person who doesn't know what does "lawl" means... and a person who didn't even knew what "LOL" meant.
2) one of the laziest, leader, listener of opinions and most likely, likes to spam. doesn't let one of the members to eat candy.
3) hinamori_momo48 likes to eat members happiness and her fun time is when she sees pple suffering.
4) When pple see hinamori_momo48, they turn to a frog but if they got glasses, hinamori_momo48 turns into a dog.
5) Everytime hinamori_momo48 wakes up EARLY in the morning, the sun shines, Everytime hinamori_momo48 wakes up late, the sun dies or somewhat, it turns into a moon or the clouds come around her and start raining. Everytime hinamori_momo48 smiles at poor kids, they become rich.
6)Hinamori_momo48 can be called " mosk " (fly) or "bola de masa" (a ball made of flour) which was invented by another specimen, a "homo sapiens" in other words.
7) hinamori_momo48's laugh is like a witch + ogre, and when hinamori_momo48 sings, breaks windows and internet's conection that makes sounds like BEES.
8) a person who likes honey but dislikes winnie pooh and so the person who carries this name, it means that she/he is neither peach to be eaten by people or he/she could have 48 years old instantly. EX. I can't eat candies cuz' hinamori_momo48 is there and she might bite my head if I do ;_;.
Division 8: Prophecy 424
Pronunciation: Prououou-fa-see-for-tu-for
Function: Noun
Etymology: Hebrew, his knowledge of random anime shit is equal to that of a Jew (no offense to any Jews). Mexican, while it is common knowledge that people speak Spanish, not Mexican, Prophecy424 is really originated from the Mexican roots, and is a word first used to call illegal Mexican immigrants who crossed the Rio Grande into Texas and ended up in New Jersey as whores (no offense to any Mexicans).
Definitions:
1 – A Mexican who lives in New Jersey
2 – Someone who often gets taken advantage of
3 – Someone who role plays as a Mexican whore
4 – Oboro after the twins get him drunk in Utawarerumono
5 – Archer sacrificing his life to buy time for Rin while she and Shiro licks the cream off Saber’s boobs.
6 - The receiving end of "Put the p0n0s in the vag0s and JAM IT IN!!!"
Division 9: none yet
Division 10: Shiz
Pronunciation: shíz
Etymology: Latin. Comes from the Latin verb shio, shire, shii, shizatus meaning to devour spammers.
n.
1. The Tenth Muse. Can be seen prancing over the corpses of all those who talk too much and most of it is crap. Some may also know her as the Ultimus Taichouimus.
The list of her victims reaches near infinite but here are some:
- Caligula: You thought he got stabbed? No, he was crazy and Shiz was hungry. And who appoints a horse as a Senator?... oh right... Democrats... John Kerry, right.
- Napoleon: He was short and thought he could conquer the world. What? "I NEVER KNEW RUSSIA WAS COLD!? If I knew, I would've bought my men fur coats" *French pose* He tried again! Many applaud his courage. But most just laugh because he lost at a place with "-loo" in it. *snickers*
- Club Bleach Newbs: Someone CUT THEIR HANDS OFF PLEASE?! Oh, thanks Shiz!
Sentence: All hail Shiz as our queen of all that is Boba!
2. The act of devouring spammers.
Sentence: I couldn't make it to the dinner because I had to do some shiz.
v. tr.
1. To devour spammers.
Sentence: Club Bleach is the best place to shiz.
Division 11: THING
Pronounciation: th-EE-ng
Function: noun
Etymology: Old Southeastern tribe language i-thee which means bird poop, Old Pacific Water people term I-theeng for fish-eating man
1. weapon for domestic violence, torture weapon for ingrates and inactive people (also useless people)
Example sentence: The captain hit me with a thing after i was inactive in the forums.
2. Spunky, stubborn, kickass female head of a division with (mostly) male members
Example sentence: Thing will torture you to death if you leave the division without permission.
3. Term to refer something that can be appreciated
Example sentence: The girl with that fine thing was wearing a lace thong.
Note: can also be mispelled, mistaken, misunderstood as woman Hitler (the devil incarnate)
Division 12:Sacred-Kun; Sacred, 5acr3d
sa•cred kun
noun, adj.
1. Sacred-Kun the mighty leader of the 12th Division. A formidable graphics expert and singer. (noun)
2. Protecter of Gundam virgins with the aid of AznChan. (noun)
3. Used to describe doing something very dumb. Ex. “Man I can’t belive it, I just pulled a Sacred-Kun” (adj.)
4. Also used in reference to something being very good. Ex. “That’s almost Sacred-Kun level good!” (adj.)
Also see entry under Utawarerumono Fanboy.