the Bleach crazy question game!!

[Chrome]

Rules: Someone says a question about bleach...then you answer it
so that's its funny and weird. After you answer theirs...you make one up!

~Have fun!! ^_^


Example: Why does ichigo have orange hair?

Because he ate oranges since the day he was born and his hair turned
orange because he ate so many of them.




Why does Rukia luv bunnies so much?

[Akiha]

because she pwnes them!

why does ishida wear white..?

[Icchy <3]

Well, he used to wear black..but when he was going through pubity...well..

Why does Urahara wear green and not red?

[Akiha]

because then hed be a candy cane

why is chad so big..?

[subhuman_77]

cuz He's Mexican...

Why isn't there a 14th division??

[Kurai-chan]

because the author only knows how to count up to 13! XD jk

why is it that ururu's hairstyle is weird?

[SoundWave]

Cuz she likes it that way...

Why is Ichigo's dad a moron?

[Akiha]

from eating mcdonalds

why does that lesbo like Orihime..?

[SoundWave]

Cuz she ate a ficus when she was little...

Why is Ishida an emo kid?

[Silhouette]

He isn't.

Why do people make stupid Bleach VS Threads? (It's a Bleach question >.>)

[Akiha]

because they have a wedgie

why do Rukia's drawings suck..?

[Ceres Legend]

bcause they dont. they are cute. ^^

Why does kariya have floaty eye brows?

[firebug]

cause his father was a cloud

Why does bleach show fights in the openers and endings that never actually happen?

[Ceres Legend]

A, because they are all sadists

Q. Why is Ichigo so dam FINE?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because he was fined for littering when he was younger.... by his mum

[Akiha]

you never asked a question!! you couldve killed this thread!! O_O

why is Hitsuguya so small..?

[nikuwadoko]

he's so small because Matsumoto's xxx is so huge. buaha.

Why doesn't Urahara shave properly?

[IcYxWiNd]

becuz he lost his shaver(or w/e you call it)

why is yourichi so dark?

[Akiha]

because shes EVIL!!! bwahahahahahaaa....just kidding.

why is Ichigo's Zanpakutoh so big..? (oh this could have so many answers XD)

[nikuwadoko]

cuz..he's reiatsu is so big! (i knew you didnt want to hear this answer sowwie XD)

why are Rukia's eyes so big?

[Akiha]

becuase shes blinded by the light!! *sings* XD

why are the Kimonos for Shinigamis black..?

[nikuwadoko]

that was a random answer...XD I'm not so good at this game

they're black because they're white (pure) on the inside.lol

what would Urahara's bankai be like?

[Akiha]

hed be like BANKAI!!! HOO YAH!! and there you go..Bankai

why can Ichigo see ghosts...?

[RyuuKiba]

Cause he jumped from a 3 story-high building, landed on a graveyard, and exchanged eyes with a cold one.

Why is Tensa-Zangetsu black?

[Akiha]

swam in chocolate ice cream! XD

why are hollows called Hollows..?

[nikuwadoko]

cuz they got no filling! :D

why is Ichigo called "Strawberry" sometimes?

[buituyenjr]

becos there are orange strawberries

why does zangetsu has such beard?

[RyuuKiba]

Cause he's a pirate turned into a sword because of the aztec gold's curse

Why does Renji have tattoos?

[Akiha]

because his mom didnt want him to have any! XD

why is bleach called Bleach...?

[buituyenjr]

bcos he's bad at cooking and that're not tattoos, that're just... sth that he accidentally made after cooking

why's ganju fave clothes look weird?

[nikuwadoko]

cuz the characters specialize in purifying black kimonos...what am I talking about >.<

@bui: ganju doesn't have weird clothes! he's so much in style!

why does Ishida wear glasses?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

Buit:because its from the shiba clan =D UGH U ANSWERED MY QUESTION Niku!
Niku:because he cant shoot without good glasses for aiming =D
Why does the 13th captain have candy?

[RyuuKiba]

Cause his part-time job is being Santa Claus of Soul Society

Why can't Hollow's eat themselves?

[Akiha]

becuase theyre hollow...i dont get either, dont ask

why do hollows wear masks..?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because for a hollow to become hollow their supposed to form their bodies first but if u have strong soul den it only starts forming on ur hed if u heard urahara!
why does renji have to freeload why cant he ask hanatarou

[Akiha]

becuase hell get B!TCH slapped

why do shinigamis wear sandals..?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because sandals are japenese tradition =D and soul society is real fragile so if they were sneakers..... BOOM*
why does kanpachi use bells =p

[Akiha]

becuase they sound cool! XD

why is Hitsugayas hair white..?

[RyuuKiba]

Cause he's actually 1000 years old

Why is Soul Society so... "un-heavenly"? BTW, Why CAN you die there if you're already dead?

[Akiha]

becuase the dead PWN!!! :P

why are ghosts eaten by Hollows..?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because they taste gud =D i tried 1......
why does Aizen have glasses

[Akiha]

cuz hes a NERD!!!

why does orihime like ichigo..?

[nikuwadoko]

cuz Strawberry is her favorite fruit! <3

why is Ulquiorra so emo?

[Akiha]

never put a question...

why is yoruichis hair purple..?

[Tsukasaa]

Because Her mother was on drugs

can shinigami have babies?

[nikuwadoko]

Raven I did put a Q~

no they can't. they're deathgods afterall. not lifegods!

why is Ulquiorra so emo?

[Akiha]

cuz he got emoslapped

why is Renjis hair red..?

[AznPoi]

Because someone shoved a zanpakuto up his ass.

Why is Grimmjow so emo?

[nikuwadoko]

cause his jaw is so big..wow

why is kon so cute?

[Akiha]

cuz hes emo

why is Kon hated so..?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because hes a preverted doll! and stop calling me ho ho!
Why does komamura have a fox hed =D?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because he didnt want a dog head!!!

why is byakuya a male???

[crafteri]

Beacause he has a penis? O.o <-- Am I allowed to say penis in here?

Why are the espadas so cocky? (xcept Ulq)

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

coz there isnt any other words to describe them...

why is ichigo called strawberry???

[buituyenjr]

(this question has been asked already) bcos ichigo likes to eat strawberry

why is hitsuyaga, a kid, has white hair?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because he so worried about hinamori once till he got white hair....

why is court of pure souls called that instead of court of impure souls????

[Akiha]

cuz theyve been bleached

why do shinigami huunt hollows..?

[IcYxWiNd]

becuz they cant have sex(can they???)

why is matsumotos jugs so damn big??

[Akiha]

implants duh!

why does Urahara run a store..?

[Rokusaburo]

because he likes selling his "goods" to random people.

Why can only yoruichi turn into a cat?

[chiking1]

because she likes eating mice

Why is Kenpachi crazy?

[Rokusaburo]

because he was raped by Yachiru when he was 6

Why is Ichigo not making moves on rukia -_-?

[nikuwadoko]

because renji has a crush on him at the same time.

why does Kon's head look so flat from the side?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because it doesnt look flat from the front...

why does ichigo has only one sword????

[Prince Sasuke]

Because he can't bear the weight of another sword of that stature.

Why is Inoue treated as zeh weakest character?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because everyone had no idea who else should be weaker...

Why does ishida have long hair?

[choujiwong]

Coz he's a nerdy boy who wants to have a better sense in styling his hair. Check out my long blue hair, girls...

Why does Hitu's hair is white?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

asked b4 areadi ppl...

because he so worried about hinamori once till he got white hair....

why does the name ichigo, ishida etc. all start with I????

[Prince Sasuke]

Do to the hint of "Ichi" somewhere along the lines where Ichigo versus Ikkaku. Episode 26-27?

Ah, why is Tousen, a captain, with Aizen, if he could be easily killed by Zaraki?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because no one else wants the rank of captain...

which is tousen blind instead of aizen????

[crafteri]

Who said aizen aint blind also??

Why does Yachiru have pink hair? O.o

[buituyenjr]

bcuz when she were small, the blood dyed her hair :P
why is kon so perverted?

[Juuju]

Because he's a guy :P

Why is Rukia so short?

[DarkShadow]

Cause she never ate her vegetables..XP

Why does Ichimaru always have his eys closed?

[RyuuKiba]

Cause he's not man enough to see someone in the eyes.

Why don't shinigamis just attack Hueco Mundo and kill all of them Hollows?

[Naeko]

Cos dead Hollows can't pay duty.

Why is Ukitake sick?

[Akira Tsubasa]

because Shunsui gave him too much to drink

Why does hisagi draw on his face?

[Kurosaki-San32]

Because He thinks he is a robot

Why does ishida have a cape?

[Prince Sasuke]

He needs to feel more like a...hmm...correct term for this. Magician type character.

Why is Chad treated as if he's weak when he has an arm that can blow your house away?

[Silhouette]

Because he is weaker than most of the other characters..

Why does Aizen cheat?

[someGOD]

Because glasses give you that power.

Why do bounts suck so much?

[AznPoi]

Because they're in the fillers

Why do Shinigamis wear black robes?

[SoundWave]

Cuz they think they're sexy in black...

Why is don kanoji so cool?

[AznPoi]

Because when you hate someone so much it turns into love...

Why do Bleach call their energy reiatsu rather than chakra or energy level?

[SoundWave]

Cuz reiatsu sounds more fancy....

Why are hollows so damn ugly?

[AznPoi]

Because they put on their make-up wrong.

Why is Inoue so pretty?

[Akiha]

cuz shes ugly under her makeup

why is Ishidas hair blue..?

[ashiin]

because blue is sexy.

why is ichigo's hair orange?

[Akiha]

(asked 4 times already) becuase his mom drank too much OJ

why is there only 13 Divisions..?

[Rokusaburo]

because the other ones got murdered by jason.

why is soi fong so emo?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because she can drink milk in 7 differnt ways...
Why is11th diision 3rd seat (spear boy) head so shiny...

[SoundWave]

Cuz he polishes it with his saliva every morning..

Why is Ichigo's dad so damn silly?

[Rokusaburo]

Because he lost his sanity when u pinched his ass.

Why is Urahara so secretive

[Akiha]

cuz hes happy to see you *points at Uraharas pants*

why is Yoruichi so tan..?

[Rokusaburo]

because shes latina flare.

why is ichigo not make moves on yoruichi?

[AznPoi]

Because he's gay, madly in love with Ishida. Like they say, opposite attract.

Why does Ishida not make moves on Inoue?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because hes busy on his grandpa
why is komamura's hair so shiny=D

[Rokusaburo]

because he eats purina puppy chow

why is tousen blind and emo

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because he learned from dred dred..
why is ichimaru always closing his eyes ='o

[Rokusaburo]

lmao, because hes actualy blind like tousen

why are matsumotos boobs huge D: please dont say implants

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

lol i herd cuz u said it b4 lol...what do u think its obvious aint it?? SHE HIDES SQUIRRELS IN EM!!
why didnt hitsugaya make a move on matsumoto b4 nova does >.>

[Rokusaburo]

because hitsugaya is emo... seriously... he should have duffled her already

why is hitsugaya so gay?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because dat candy he got from 13th captain wasnt sweet it was gay candy =p
why is 13th captain always sick?

[Rokusaburo]

because hes really from a blucollar family.

why does he create women?

[SoundWave]

@raven: Cuz he likes it... (poisoning himself)

@Roku: He does?

Why is renji so retarded?

[Akiha]

he met you

why is Kon a perv..?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

13th captain is the sick 1 mayuri is the 12th anyways....because he cant get his own...

Kons a perv cuz he was made with the new advanced perv mod soul ..
renjis retarted cuz he met both of u!
why else does kenpachi have an eyepatch

[AznPoi]

Because he wants to be a PIRATE

Why does Tousen wear goggles?

[SoundWave]

cuz he looked at raven.... muhaha.. revenge...

Wh is nova so silent?

[AznPoi]

Because he saw Uruhara nake when he thought it was Yoruichi.

Why does Rukia not gifted in asset as Inoue or Matsumoto?

[Rokusaburo]

because she would be too teh hawtz for ichigo, that fag.

what cup are rukias breast?

[AznPoi]

Half a cup

Why is Chad so big?

[Rokusaburo]

because he got fead emocake..

why is orihime so slow?

[SoundWave]

Too many brain farts...

Why is tatsuki so annoying?

[Rokusaburo]

because shes secretly in love with orihime

why is kon so teh pimp?

[SoundWave]

Cuz he's the owner of the 1337-skills.

Is Ichigo really as stupid as he looks?

[AznPoi]

No, he may be dumberer

Why is Ishida so smart?

[someGOD]

Blue hair, nuff said.

Why is Ichimaru so cool?

[AznPoi]

Because he can walk around with his eyes closed.

Why does Aizen pretend to wear glasses?

[MazdaRxEight]

So he can smash them before he leaves to look cool

Why is Yachiru so cute?

[someGOD]

Pink hair, nuff said.

Why is the Right Arm of The Giant(tm) so whipped?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

giant??? wat giant?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

lol...dont break the thread... i assume its chado or wadever his name is...

coz he did not want to get his left hand involved

Why is Keigo so wierd???

[crafteri]

Bcoz he hasnt got laid yet.

Why does tousen wear "glasses" eventho he's blind??

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

so no one else will think he is blind...

why does doesnt soi fong like demon magic??

[neroahs]

soi fong thinks that it is unglamorous.

why is renji always freeloading food?

[Chrome]

because he's so stupid he could make his own food


Why does Cloude wear gay clothes?

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because mayuri sama made it for him....
why doesnt ichigo kill his dad cuz he keeps attacking him =d

[Rokusaburo]

because hid dad would kill him before
why is kyouraku so pimp?

[Miriam_Poland]

cuz he's frustrated that he can't pick up Nanao.

Why does Mayuri wear THAT strange cap?

[crafteri]

Bcoz he thinks its cool.

Why does Rukia like rabbits so much??

[Miriam_Poland]

cuz she used to eat too much carrot in her childhood.

Why Yamamoto's eyebrows are so weird?

[DarkShadow]

cuz he never waxes them.

Why does Renji always put his hair in a ponytail?

[Miriam_Poland]

because someone hit him by a horseshoe :>

Why bounts are so damn lame?

[crafteri]

bcoz they are in the fillers.

Why doesnt kyouraku shave?

[DarkShadow]

cuz he's too lazy to do so.

Why does Tessi wear an apron?

[Miriam_Poland]

Because he looks soo sexy with beard :>~~

Why does this flying thing that Ichigo used to reach Sokyoku hill, has only one wing?

[someGOD]

Cause hes that damn good

Why does everyone and there grandma have a Bankai these days?

[EDIT: Oops. Got here to late...]

[Vampircia]

Too much drugs.

Why Ichigo is afraid of naked women?

[DarkShadow]

cuz he's a virgin XP

Why does Chad not talk alot?

[Vampircia]

Because smart people don't talk much.

Why Yumichika doesn't have a girlfriend?

[DarkShadow]

cuz he is his own girlfriend..XP

Why does Rukia sleep in Ichigo's closet?

[don kon]

because its actually a 5 star hotel and shes also ichigos *****.

why does yourichi turn into a cat?

[Chrome]

because she makes everyone Purrr!!


Why does Byakuya wear those thingys in his hair?

[Miriam_Poland]

Because he likes ceramic hairpins? :P just kidding :)

Why does Byakuya wear his green scarf?

[Gyousei-Sama]

He wears it because it makes him feel sexy? O_o lol i dunno...

Who or what got Ishida into the sewing club? Just curious...

[someGOD]

Obviously he provided battle medication to the gym teacher after he fell off a roof! He stitched that arm on real good!

Where does Kisuke get his hats?

[animethug]

he orders them from soul society weekly


were do shinigami go when they die?

[Rokusaburo]

to souler soul society.

who will take up after yama dies?

[Akiha]

his mom

why does Ulqoirra (sp) have that Hollow hole in his throat..?

[Akira Tsubasa]

cos he smoke too much

why does Soi Fong use a ruler to cut her hair?

[Rokusaburo]

Because she teh oldz skoolz

Is Ukitake Bluecollar?

[Naeko]

No,he's the member of a higher class (and rich) peasant family.

Why does Nova wear that furry thing?

[someGOD]

Hes a ninja, if he told you why, he'd have to kill you.

Why did they have to bring Hollowchigo back in the anime... oh god why?

[reon]

Because he pwns you.

Why won't they let the Vizored into the anime?

[crafteri]

Bcoz its the freakin fillers =_=

Why does hollow ichigo sound so insane? O.o

[Chrome]

because he is Joker from Batman...but transformed


Do shinigamiz take showers?

[Akiha]

yes, becuase the dead smell of course!

do hollows take showers..?

[Abe]

no because they are evil

Why do fillers suck?

[crafteri]

Bcoz they are fillers? Aizen arc ftw.

Why is Ikkakku bald?

[CRL]

bcuz Zaraki shaved him bald like that by accident one day and ikkaku doesnt want that again so he's shaves his head

why does Kisuke wear a hat?

[AznPoi]

Because he has receeding hairline.

Why does Yoruichi like to stay in cat form?

[someGOD]

Cause she likes being called "mister"

Do other Zanpakuto's hit on Benihime? (Shes a girl, right?)

[Sanzora]

No, because if they did she'd probably kill them :p

What would happen if Kenpachi went on a treasure hunt? :LOL:

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

he will never get anithing...coz his sense of direction sucks...

why does urahara wear sandals???

[sniperz]

becoz he loves to wear it =P

[crafteri]

Bcoz he doesnt want his legs get dirty? O.o

Why is hanatarou so 1337?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

wads 1337???

[crafteri]

same as leet wich means about the same as elite.

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

coz without him everyone will die..

why is rukia a female????

[Juuju]

Because she chopped off her penis (can we say that here?) when she was little.

Why does Renji tatoo his eyebrows?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

because he thought he would look cool...

why did renji use black dye then????

[crafteri]

Bcoz he couldnt find the pink dye?

Why has Renji tatooed his whole body also?

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

Because he luvs art

Why is the capt. of 1st division old???

[Juuju]

Because he thinks old age means wisdom. So he deliberately lined his face to look like a saggy potato :D

Why does such an old man have such a toned body (it's freaky)?

[I)ante]

Because of steroids.

How come Gin is always grinning so freaky?

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

Because he's cool

Why is yachiru's hair pink?

[don kon]

kenpachi accidently spilled paint on her head while painting his place pink.

why does inoue have such big breasts

[KenpachiBankai]

cuz she is Retagrsai race and they dont have stomach so when she eats all fat goes there

Why did Ichigo stop Rukias execution?

[Sanzora]

Because he felt he owed her his life

Why does Ichimaru have such a stupid grin?

[I)ante]

Because he felt he owed her his life
Why does Ichimaru have such a stupid grin?
haha, I just asked that question :face82:

Neways, Im guessing it's because one time he was laughing really hard, his smiling muscles got stuck.

Now, why is Aizing trying to be like Clark Kent? (Y'know, with the glasses and all..)

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

because he's cool!!!

Where did jidanbou's axe go??

[I)ante]

because he's cool!!!
Where did jidanbou's axe go??
Ok, I think half the point of this game is to give creative and fun answers. Not the stupid ones you're giving us :sad:

And Jidanbou forgot his axe in the forest, while chopping wood.

Why is Orihime so stupid?

[cimZ]

because her brain cells had been sucked to her boobs,, XD

why aizen crushed his glasses when he went to hueco mundo?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

coz he got nth else to break...

why did aizen wear the glasses in the first place???

[KenpachiBankai]

he wasted his eyes watching bleach hentai (and thats why he wants orihime so bad)

why is kira blond?

[Northern star]

Coz he's so stupid

Why is shunsui so lazy?

[Rokusaburo]

because hes a drunk

When will Kon pay back Ichigo for all the torture he has endured?

[someGOD]

He manages that by existing alone.

Why does everyone hate Zaraki?

[Rokusaburo]

I don't @_@; /slap

why does everyone hate inoue lolz

[Miriam_Poland]

because she is lame

why Mayuri has one long nail in his f** finger ?

[Vampircia]

Because it gives him pleasureO_o

What Kisuke does with Yoruichi when they're alone?

[Miriam_Poland]

they play in GO. :>

Why does Kisuke like sending weird messages?

[someGOD]

Because you have no sense of humor, seriously. :3

Why can't byakuya just accept that those things are Bankai?

[Mugen]

cuz he`s an Idiot

Why does Rukia Like Bunnies?

[cimZ]

cuz she obsessed with it *look at her lame drawings, even a hollow are represent with a bunny*

what is the meaning of renji's tatoos?

[Rokusaburo]

The meaning to Renjis tatoos are a birthmark which he suffered due to his mother drinking and taking pills when she was giving birth to him.

Who would be a suitable companion (gf) for Kenpachi XD

[someGOD]

Kuukaku. Shes prolly the only person who could scare the guy...

How many BanKai's can a Ban Kai Kai if a Ban Kai could Ban Kai?

[CRL]

um 1?
how do u think is a suitable companion for Byakuya (BOYFRIEND) lol

[Mugen]

Capitain Aizen XD

What if Hitsugaya was a Pimp?

[crafteri]

He would mass own.

Why is Kuukaku so scary? O.o

[Vampircia]

She has no hand.

Why Kisuke is not real:/?

[Friis]

How can Ichimaru Gin fight with his eyes closed all the time? xD

[Rokusaburo]

because he's beyond playa'.. like me.

how can byakuya hold all those porceilan(sp) hairpins on all the time.

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

by using half of his reitsu =d
How come aizen wears glasses?

[Rokusaburo]

cuzz he's really as squinty as Ichimaru.

Why doesnt Ururu retaliate and go against jinta and beat his ass up

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

because shes afraid dat jinta mite use kon and den.."Jinta HOMERUNNNN"
Why doesnt urahara beat jinta up!? cuz he c's him attacking uryuu...

[Friis]

how can a huge fox hold on to a Sword?
Also, how did it get so big? did he fall into a crate of toxic waste?

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

no, he fell in nuclear waste...

why is the 1st squad captain so old???

[I)ante]

Because he was born soo early.

How come Tousen is blind?

[Kenken]

all his family was blind

are matsumoto and orihime relatives?

[Osoheil]

Know how there are blood cousins? They are milk-sisters.

Why does Ichimaru never open his eyes?

[I)ante]

Because he is jealus of Tousens handicap.

How come Ukitake is sick?

[Kibe]

from eating too much

How come Byakuya is cool?:biggrinlo

[Karakura Red]

Because he saw Rukia's face.

Why is Kon a pervert?

[don kon]

because rukia keeps rejecting him.

why does renji always argue with ichigo?

[Karakura Red]

They plan on fighting to the death for her soon...


Why does Mayuri have long fingernails?

[I)ante]

So it'll be easier for him to scratch his ass.

But why is he always so mean to his VC?

[Kibe]

so he can pick his nose better:face82:

Why is urahara wear his hat?:whatevah:

[kaede822]

to cover his "panda-eyes"...

why does ganju have obvious lower eyelashes???

[Karakura Red]

To cover his bald spots



Why does Renji have tatoos?

[kaede822]

to attract women..

why does nanao-chan always carry a huge book?

[don kon]

to hit her captain in case he comes on to her.

why is ichigo's dad a nut?

[Friis]

He drank to much coffie.
How come Inoue has so huuuuge breasts?

[Anima]

like a girl in bleach once said, the food goes to her breasts, not in her stomach
why are azien gin and tousen eeevil?

[Cursive]

Because they're an inter-racial gay threesome.

Why is Hitsugaya Toshirou so popular, even though he sucks?

[Juuju]

He's young and a genius. Youth and intelligence, who wouldn't like him?

Why is Byakuya so cold?

[Friis]

He ate to much icecream xD
How can a Gigantic fox hold on to a sword?

[Stigmata]

He's obviously been alive for ages and somehow evolved to have posable thumbs :D

How did the 'Gigantic fox' see through that basket he had on his head? :D Or did it have eye holes.. I don't remember!

[Friis]

x-ray vision :D
Why does Ichimaru Gin has Lavendel colored hair?

[Juuju]

He took too many baths with lavender oil when he was younger.

Why is it that practically all friends of Ichigo from school has the power to see spirits?

[Mugen]

Because Ichigo is now rascist against people who are "powerless"

How come Hitsugaya and grimmjow look alive?

[crafteri]

Bcoz they are both cool B)

Why does urahara allways wear green?

[Friis]

So he can hide well in the grass.
Why is Kenpachi such a psycho?

[Mugen]

because he GF left him

How come Inoue just didn`t tell Ichigo her feelings a long time ago?

[Friis]

she was to bussy growing huuuuge boobs xD
How come soul reapers use Swords insted of nuclear weapons?

[Mugen]

because Osama used them

why do menos grandes look like stupid clowns?

[crafteri]

Bcoz zanpakutou are more powerful than nuclear weapons? O.o

Why do 90% of Hollows looks retarded?

[Friis]

because Osama used them
why do menos grandes look like stupid clowns?

they have a secret dream of one day to join the circus xD
Why is soi fong so violent :eek13:

[someGOD]

Because she hasn't eaten enough. That girl is *THIN*

Why's Kuukaku so awesome?

[Friis]

because she has big breasts! :D
Why does she have bandages on her head?

[Mugen]

because the took that skin and put it on her boobs

why is Hitsugaya so damn serious but so cool at the same time?

[Friis]

His just trying to score some babes.
How comes its no Tv in SS?

[Purewrath]

Because TV invovles filler episodes
why is Komamaru a fox(or dog) head thing?

[Mugen]

because he tried to go to Naruto

why does Ichimaru always have that stupid grin on his face?

[Captain Hitsugaya]

To trick you, then sneak attack you when you are sleeping

Why does people hate Hitsugaya?

[Mugen]

beats me he`s awesome could be that he doesn`t hurry up and do matsumoto or somethin

How come Aizen betrayed everybody?

[cimZ]

cuz he liked being hated by everyone

where did the dead peoples in soul society went to?

[Mel_Luvz_Anime]

Coz when Aizen was young his mum abused him and he's retaliating...

Wats the significance of Kyouraku and Ukitakes pairing of swords??

[Mugen]

It looks awesome that way that`s why they`re the best capitains out there

How come Urahara just doesn`t PWN everybody?