The Anti- "Personable Darren337" Club

[kinonai]

In this thread, ( http://www.clubbleach.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1519 ), many of us were scared, and let's face it, scarred for life by Darren337's overly nice alternate self. This is a club for all you poor souls who suffered from this and wish to ban him from being personable ever again. Join! Join now and save the world from this horror!!!

(Note that this is a joke...but you should still join ;))

[Tanpaku]

heh, we just voted to make him a mod and now we're voting to ban him from being 'nice' , wonderful :rolleyes: (there, that one is smiling i think)

[kinonai]

No, it was a joke. By the way, I wasn't asking to ban him...it was just...and then I...uh...oh forget it -.- just read this:

http://www.clubbleach.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1519&page=26&pp=10 (about the 6th, 5th, or 4th post from the bottom.)

J-O-K-E

(And he's been a wonderful mod by the way)

[Tanpaku]

yeah i know, i was just joking around too

and for those who don't want to search through the thread...
greetings, i am darren your friendly mod for today. how are you? do you have any question/comments/requests regarding club bleach that i may be able to address?

i like is welcome to the cult greeting better

[kinonai]

Oh, you were? Gahh, I am such an uptight little *****, aren't I? Sorry about that...

[Tanpaku]

ahh, i guess it was the face i used. i thought it was smiling sorta but now that i look at it, it's frowning. gotta edit that post. don't worry about it. it was my fault

[Darren337]

*looming shadow*




i see there is an attempt to abolish my evil side... you do realize that you will never be able to, right?

[Seriph]

Dun. Dun dun.... the plot thickens *grabs popcorn*

[cook32]

greetings, i am darren your friendly mod for today. how are you? do you have any question/comments/requests regarding club bleach that i may be able to address?

that is scary x_x...

[Darren337]

that was the point in my statement. you asked and i gave it to you.

[asian]

but please for the love of pocky don't do it again. i wil ljoin to help this cause!!!

[Ryudell]

*Bursts out laughing* Oh man I missed that saccharine-laced post! But it is spooky. I'm joining the club if it means putting an end to his...er...telephone-operator persona. It doesn't go with the hollow mask.

[kinonai]

Yea, that's like waking up with a monster hovering above you that suddenly says in a high pitched voice, "Hello, I'm Dave. I will be your monster for tonight. Boo. Now that my job is over, would you like to be friends?".

[Tanpaku]

haha, that actually made me smile. great stuff

[Darren337]

hehe, its a great way to confuse my prey before i bend them till they break and then dismember their shattered limbs.

[kinonai]

Are you really...the evil hollow Ichigo...? *everyone gasps and stares at Darren*

[Darren337]

*evil red glow from the eyes of the mask.*

[kinonai]

*Everyone screams and runs out of the room (with the exception of me, since I just ran into the wall)*

[Tanpaku]

hey, it takes more than some mask with glowing eyes to scare me

[kinonai]

Well, the reason I was running around was because I spilt coffee on myself and it hurt. So then I ran into the wall, thinking that it would somehow help, but it didn't. While this was going on, the other wimps ran out of the room...and I didn't even have a clue as to what was going on.

[Darren337]

Well, the reason I was running around was because I spilt coffee on myself and it hurt. So then I ran into the wall, thinking that it would somehow help, but it didn't. While this was going on, the other wimps ran out of the room...and I didn't even have a clue as to what was going on.


nice comeback, ROFL

[asian]

*throws muffin at darren* YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I GOT A TON OF 'EM! BRING IT ON HOLLOW MAN!

[Darren337]

hollow man.... wow that was a weird movie. watch out! im invisible! muhuhahaha!


muffin count to date: 6

[Porkchop Express]

hollow man.... wow that was a weird movie. watch out! im invisible! muhuhahaha!


muffin count to date: 6

That movie was rubbish! The only good part is where he uses his power to sexually assault that woman, that was kind of funny.. tho strangely disturbing when viewing with parents..

[Darren337]

yeah that was disturbing for sure, but i'll skip that move.

[asian]

*pulls out muffin bazooka* yeah you better *glares* FIRE!

[Darren337]

oh yeah, im sure everyone wants to see me re enact that movie *scowls*

[Ryudell]

A perverted invisible darren is just as scary as the telephone-operator Darren.

[Darren337]

yeah but the telephone operator is the one im willing to do.

[asian]

but NOBODY wants you to do either of those...

[Darren337]

apparently thats the whole point of this thread, isnt it asian? *hahaha*

i only did it to prove a point, but keep this up and i might just have too much fun.

[asian]

*throws muffin* *glares* STOP HIM FROM HAVING FUN! GET HIM! *everyone tackles darren and hogties him*

[Kiechi]

Being non-personable and not taking comments too seriously is a good trait. However, unlike me I get too hotheaded.

[Darren337]

to all who tried to rush me: you have fallen into a dark pit. good job.


muffin count: 7

[asian]

ok, everyone get your ropes *evryone whips out ropes and climbs out of hole* yeah! I'M READY! *gets muffin bazooka and fires rapidly*

[Darren337]

so uesless. *muffins pile around me*

[Tanpaku]

seems like you guys are starting small battles in this thread.
*summons shadow creatures to attack the rushers* don't worry about it Darren, go enjoy some muffins.

[Kiechi]

Er... summons the power of sarcasm! "OMGZ teh mubbins r teh UbRist!"

[Porkchop Express]

Er... summons the power of sarcasm! "OMGZ teh mubbins r teh UbRist!"

Can you make your sarcasm a tad more coherent? Or is it just that I don’t know what UbRist means?

[Darren337]

thank you tanpaku, i shall enjoy the wonderful muffins that asian squanders in an attempt incapacitate me.

[Kiechi]

Can you make your sarcasm a tad more coherent? Or is it just that I don’t know what UbRist means?

UbRist = Uberist

[Porkchop Express]

UbRist = Uberist

ah ok... I hate that word. Its up there with quality and mingin.

[Darren337]

ive given up on leet. its not as leet as it was originally implied.

[Kiechi]

ah ok... I hate that word. Its up there with quality and mingin.

Difference is "Uber" is netspeak. Quality and minging are english slang words if I'm not mistaken?

[Porkchop Express]

Difference is "Uber" is netspeak. Quality and minging are english slang words if I'm not mistaken?

Oh... I just thought it was a work buffy the vampire slayer made up to annoy me. oh well.

[Kiechi]

Oh... I just thought it was a work buffy the vampire slayer made up to annoy me. oh well.

Not a fan of buffy eh?

[Porkchop Express]

Not a fan of buffy eh?

No its alright, just not so keep on all the ubering thats involved.

[Kiechi]

Ah, I too don't like that word, I think it's kinda geeky.

[Tanpaku]

uber reminds me of leet. uber makes it seem all powerful or something...the best...

[Kiechi]

uber reminds me of leet. uber makes it seem all powerful or something...the best...

Yeah thats what it means. First time I come across the word was on Ragnarok... server known as afRO.

[Darren337]

leet is dead. back to the topic.

[Kiechi]

On topic: I don't care about this club.

Off-topic: Leet doesn't mean dead.

[Darren337]

on topic: dont care? eh, then no reason to post

off topic: LEET IS DEAD TO ME. i never said it meant dead.

[Kiechi]

on topic: dont care? eh, then no reason to post

off topic: LEET IS DEAD TO ME. i never said it meant dead.

On topic : This club is sooooo cool!

Off-topic: Yeah you should make more clearer next time :winking56 .

[Porkchop Express]

My my.. Aren’t we all a little aggressive this morning... See this is what happens when battles get scheduled then my opposition doesn’t shows up to die.

[Darren337]

On topic : This club is sooooo cool!

Off-topic: Yeah you should make more clearer next time :winking56 .


kinda hard to make the word IS clearer.

[Porkchop Express]

Yeah I got it.

[Kiechi]

kinda hard to make the word IS clearer.

Well difference between my mistake and your is, I made a typo where as you made it blatantly unobvious in what you were trying to say.

EDIT: "Is" Ha!, what a low blow.

[Darren337]

i could sit here and argue, but i will just bide my time. muffin anyone? i seem to have plenty thanks to asian and her muffin meyham.

[Tanpaku]

yes, those muffin cannons are deadly

[Kiechi]

i could sit here and argue, but i will just bide my time. muffin anyone? i seem to have plenty thanks to asian and her muffin meyham.

Arguing? Guess it was pretty much 1 sided then...

No thanks, I don't like muffins.

[asian]

GASP! NOT LIKE MUFFINS?!?! *glares* you must be from the dark side....*pulls ou tmuffin bazooka*

[Tanpaku]

heh, i just went out an bought a couple boxes of pocky. maybe this could be pocky vs muffins? i shall cut your muffins in half with a stick of pocky

[asian]

GASP! MUFFIN ON A POCKY! anyway...I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH MY STALE MUFFIN!

[Tanpaku]

oww, i feel like a block of cement just hit me
note to self: i must avoid those stale muffins in the future

[Darren337]

keep em coming asian, i bet you cant hit me! *dissapears into dark fog* stale muffins are good defensive wall material.

[kinonai]

Arguing? Guess it was pretty much 1 sided then...

No thanks, I don't like muffins.

He said "leet is dead. back to the topic.", which could only be taken as, "the word leet died because it sucks like you".

Anyway...

*Grabs stale pocky and tries to stab Darren with it* SURRENDER!!!

[Darren337]

tries to stab... tries. oh well.

[kinonai]

Well, I tripped again. *Acts like she's hurt but then suddenly jumps up, grabs Darren, and flings him across the room*

Bwahahaha

[Darren337]

i can fly!!!! *bounces gracefully off the wall*

[Tanpaku]

*uses a bunch of pocky like ninja stars* take that!

[Darren337]

i love how everyone is suddenly and violently against me, so amusing.

[Tanpaku]

hey, i thought i was on your side? that pocky was for kinonai

[Darren337]

oh i know you are tanpaku, but i just FINALLY decided to comment on how all of a sudden there is a thread against me, a mini war in here, and in the war thread which is totally unrelated, im pegged as first target.

bring it.

[Tanpaku]

you should try your phone operator voice again. maybe that will wake up the sleeping people in the war thread

[Darren337]

i left that thread, no one did anything. call me in as a mercinary if you want, but im just gonna watch.

[Tanpaku]

hah, alright. well we can't have a war against you without you being there. so i guess the whole idea is dead now

[Darren337]

think up a new one!

[kinonai]

What? You can fly?! Since when, and why wasn't I informed?! Fine, then I can...uh...jump really high. *bounces and catches you* Ha! What now?!

[Darren337]

ok kon, you can bounce, but can you really move?

*speeds up to a blur*

[kinonai]

*grabs your arm and knees you in that special place* I think the question is if you can really move. ;)

[Darren337]

ah that is if you can defeat my armor.

[Tanpaku]

have you forgotten about me? *appears and grabs kinonai from behind*

[kinonai]

*pulls away, but gets a rip in her favorite shirt while doing so* Ahhhh....darn you! *glares* You must die! *charges*

[Tanpaku]

*dodges* is that all you've got? and where's the rest of your team?

[Darren337]

apparently tied up at the moment... *twirls a length of spiderfiber rope*

[Kiechi]

He said "leet is dead. back to the topic.", which could only be taken as, "the word leet died because it sucks like you".

Oh my, your so offensive :rolleye09 . You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. However, carry on with your little childs play :biggrinki .

[kinonai]

Oh yes, it is just so mature saying "shit" isn't it? Why don't you stop turning your self insecurity into anger and directing it at us? If you want to pretend to be hardcore, you might want to head on over to the death metal board instead of the anime one ;).

Moving on...

My team is[i]not[i] tied up, but is on a coffee break. I guess the only sane thing to do at this point would be to join you, since I'm now outnumbered.

[asian]

NEVER FEAR KINONAI! *runs, jumps on some tall thing and makes superhero pose* ASIAN IS HERE! WITH THE HEAVY ARTILLERY! *pushed button and army tanks loaded with stale muffins appear*

[Kiechi]

This topic has totally gone WAY OFFF it's intended purpose. However, I think I join in.

:: Self destructs ::

World disspears.

Finished.

[asian]

actually is hasn't entirely gone off topic, becuase we're fighting to stop darren from being all personable.

[kinonai]

Yes! Now I don't have to join the dark side! *jumps up on a rock and pulls out a machine gun, only to find that it is out of bullets* Ahh! *finds some cheese, stuffs it in, and lets loose*

[Darren337]

cheese and muffins, god you guys are making me hungry... and i just ate!

meanwhile asian, your tankness reminds me of orhime's drawing of "me in the future"

[Pipp-ORK]

Wow..Personable Darren is all....Abraham Lincoln-like..O_O Scccary..And Orihime's 'The Future Me' drawing kicked @ss!

[kinonai]

Both that drawing and Rukia's drawings never fail to crack me up.

[Darren337]

rukias are better simply cuz there are more of them

we need a chappy the bunny FC

copy to your sig, hehehe:
| (\_/) ALL HAIL RUKIA'S
I (O.o) Chappy the Bunny

[asian]

lol, never fear kinonai! i'll always fight on the good side! (well for this battle anyways)
that sounds like a good idea darren. *runs off and makes chappy the bunny fc*

EDIT: THE FANCLUB HAS BEENMADE! GO TO THE BLEACH FANCLUB FORUM THINGY!

[Darren337]

i guess i should be more careful with my jokes.

[asian]

lol yes, but you knew it was gonna happen anyway, sooner or later! ^_^

[kinonai]

Yea, Darren, you need to slow down with the jokes...people take them seriously, you know. Just look at this thread, for instance....

[asian]

lol yes, kinonai does have a point darren

[Darren337]

sheep.... sheep i tell you. (btw joke ppl). *hehehehe*

[Tanpaku]

you counter a statment about your jokes with another joke? and this one doesn't make sense, not to me atleast. unless you're saying kinonai and asian are sheep... then i dunno what to say. got wool?

[Darren337]

hahaha, the joke here was that all of you who randomly fell for my personable thing is like all of you being sheep... easily manipulated. but thats a lie, and hence a joke. meanwhile i like cotton more.

[Tanpaku]

ehh... ok.... for some reason this reminds me of the opening where it shows all the shinigami fighting. that joke was too complicated. well not really, just didn't get it. i didn't know sheep were so easily manipulated.

[Darren337]

youve never heard comments where someone refers to a group as being sheep because they all either dress alike, think alike, act alike, or are otherwise similar to sheep by means of personality traits, actions or appearance?

[Tanpaku]

nope. i'm kinda ignorant of a lot of stuff.

[kinonai]

Never put tin foil in the microwave. NEVER.

[Porkchop Express]

I removed my post because it was in the wrong thread. But I do have some rather more exciting microwave experiments.

[Darren337]

CDs are fun in the microwave.

so are eggs

and marshmallows!

im curious as to what pudding does. OOOO and tapioca pudding...

[Tanpaku]

ever think that the reason so many people get cancer is because we eat all this food that's been nuked?

[Darren337]

stop eating whales then. (referring to "nuke the whales!" for teh joke here)

[Tanpaku]

heh, i remember that. that was a game on sc. if only i could get sc working again... damn router.

[Darren337]

SC... thas not ringing any bells

[Tanpaku]

sc - starcraft
i dunno, that's where i heard about nuke the whales. maybe it's from something else

[Porkchop Express]

CDs are fun in the microwave.

so are eggs

and marshmallows!

im curious as to what pudding does. OOOO and tapioca pudding...

Pudding doesn’t really do anything, just bubbles and depending on its milk content grows I guess, It will explode given time but that goes for pretty much everything…

The greatest food to put in a microwave is grapes... trust me. Cut a grape in half and put it in the microwave so that the insides are facing upwards. The when you turn it on they fizzle like very tiny fireworks....mmmm satisfying... plus this one isn’t really dangerous at all.

If your really bored or have run out of grapes you can just try turning it on when its empty and blow up the kamikaze panel, that’s pretty darn exciting… always check your microwave has a kamikaze panel, If not could cause quite a serious fire.

[Sahiden]

If you put dry ice into a full bottle of soda it'll explode pretty furious.
Can blow a piece out of a concrete wall when used with care.

[kinonai]

Marshmellows? What do they do?!

(Sahiden, I did that once when I was in 7th grade. I just wanted to scare this one *****, so I snuck out at night, filled the bottle with it, and threw it in their yard. It didn't really do anything, but it did scare the shit out of her :headbang: .

[Darren337]

ok im DEFINITEY trying the grapes thing, marshmallows grow to enormous proportions, and.... i need dry ice.... ooooooooo O.o

[Porkchop Express]

ok im DEFINITEY trying the grapes thing, marshmallows grow to enormous proportions, and.... i need dry ice.... ooooooooo O.o

You need some decent size juicy grapes to do it. Its really only very exciting to some people tho so be prepared to be disappointed... It being the safest of the microwave experiments is also the least exciting... I think it’s fantastic but that type of thing just mesmerises me... When I say tiny fireworks, I mean those really pathetic fountain ones that are always left at the bottom of the box, the ones you usually just throw on the bonfire. It only sparks like a 1.5cm's high... I think your going to do it then complain about it being rather shit.

[Darren337]

naw its cool, dont worry, im amused by little things.... like marshmallows! they puff!


ayway i had a non experminental explosion once... i was rehreating some pot roast meat, and when it was almost finished, i heard a loud concussive "boom!"

i ran into the kitchen and opened the microwave... something went off but i didnt know what... then i looked at the plate, there was a spot where there was no meat and a blast radius mark like a bomb had gone off.

upon closer inspection i found that the meat chunk that WAS sitting there had literally exploded with sufficient force to move the other meat chunks away from ground zero and attach itself to the ceiling of the microwave. that had to be the weirdest thing ever.

[Porkchop Express]

Microwaves are quite possibly the most exciting invention of all time! I remember when I blew my kamikaze panel, I was trying to microwave some green beans but accidentally put the fork in instead. about 2 minutes later the microwave just filled up with fire then stopped, I looked down to see the green beans were still in my hand... oh well I've set fire to a lot worse.

Put an apple crumble in the oven and went for a shower, came back about 30mins later to find that I'd left it under the grill on, the crumble had set fire to the oven and the cupboard directly above. Pulled the crumble out still on fire and threw it outside onto the lawn in the rain, a couple of seconds later the crumble and dish exploded across my garden due to the rapid cooling. I'm quite accident prone. I have a very short attention span.

Soda Streams are so cool... I remember when I bought my first soda stream and just as an excuse to use it I drank soda water for about a month, tasted terrible. If your ever so tired and normal coffee just cant hack it, I'm not joking, soda stream coffee, whether it makes you sick or not it will definitely wake you the hell up. I've soda streamed a lot of stuff.

[Darren337]

accident prone doesnt seem to be the half of it.

[asian]

ahh pork you're gonn aget yourself killed one day when something explodes and a nearby fork will fly off and stab you in the neck X_X

[boozy]

Microwaves are quite possibly the most exciting invention of all time! I remember when I blew my kamikaze panel, I was trying to microwave some green beans but accidentally put the fork in instead. about 2 minutes later the microwave just filled up with fire then stopped, I looked down to see the green beans were still in my hand... oh well I've set fire to a lot worse.

Put an apple crumble in the oven and went for a shower, came back about 30mins later to find that I'd left it under the grill on, the crumble had set fire to the oven and the cupboard directly above. Pulled the crumble out still on fire and threw it outside onto the lawn in the rain, a couple of seconds later the crumble and dish exploded across my garden due to the rapid cooling. I'm quite accident prone. I have a very short attention span.

Soda Streams are so cool... I remember when I bought my first soda stream and just as an excuse to use it I drank soda water for about a month, tasted terrible. If your ever so tired and normal coffee just cant hack it, I'm not joking, soda stream coffee, whether it makes you sick or not it will definitely wake you the hell up. I've soda streamed a lot of stuff.
heh, Mr. Bean.

[Porkchop Express]

God I hate Mr bean... I will never die. I pray for my own death at least 3 or 4 times a day, I think god is punishing me by keeping me alive... I keep beating the odds time and time again... *Goes off to play with secret supply of nerve agents hidden underneath desk*.... I have no idea why..

[Darren337]

porkchop you are a curious person, and for that i salute you!

[Porkchop Express]

Thank you. I always find that people describe me as curious... not likable but hey being a little peculiar isn’t necessarily a bad thing right??

[asian]

nope, if we weren't all peculiar then we'd never have anything to takl about.

[Darren337]

i tend to find myself around people who are somewhat odd. be it an OCD complex or they simply dont like their food to touch, everyone's got sumthin wrong with them.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

i tend to find myself around people who are somewhat odd"
hello friend lol... for some reason people have been callkikng me weird lately dont know y nor do i really care lol

[Darren337]

its amazing how this thread has strayed.... hehehehe.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

hey u should be happy u have ur own thread. lol i dont *sigh* jk lol
darren is the man though ^_- , at least from what i can tell from the 3 weeks of knowing him.

[Tanpaku]

haha, from forming a petition to starting a war and now casually talking.
if uzi wants a thread like this i'm sure we could make one :LOL:

[Darren337]

if he can reach super post whore status that is... i think he's doing nicely, resurrecting threads weeks dormant

[Tanpaku]

it's amazing really. i guess that's what happens when you've been gone for awhile and you come back.

[Kiechi]

I don't see the point of closing dead threads, when new people join opinion entail. Therefore instead of creating ones, people can post in the old ones.

[Uzichida Cantameru]

thank you kiechi, btw darren what is "super post whore status" cause ur the one who gained 1500 posts when i was gone for 5 days...I thought i was the ressurector anyway.

[Kiechi]

Thank you for what?

[Uzichida Cantameru]

for helping prove a pint right here "I don't see the point of closing dead threads"

[Kiechi]

for helping prove a pint right here "I don't see the point of closing dead threads"

Ah, yeah it's true. no point. Natta'

[Darren337]

ok uzi to adress your 2 comments:

my opinion of dead threads is stuff that is time sensitive... "WILL YOU GO SEE STAR WARS OPENING DAY???" and "bleach ep 32 predicitions" are things that deserve to die because they are no longer valid once the impending event has come/happened/passed.

and super post whore status... thats always having to have the last word. it matters not, it was just an exaggeration on an exagerration anyways.

also one last note: think about killing threads like you would conversations... when a conversation is over in person, do you go bringing it back a week or two later? *shrug* i know for new ppl its not the same, but when you've been here a while... resurrection is like... "whoa..."

[Tanpaku]

well, for conversations maybe you remember something latter and you want to just add it on like, "hey, remember that stuff we were talking about last week? what if..." stuff like that seems to happen to me a lot since we all get bored over here.

[Darren337]

true... at that point the thread name should be changed... we could crop all but maybe the last 15 posts and put a tag in the thread name so you know its cool:

"ep33 predictions (now open for stupidity)"

[montoven]

lets just nuke all threads let only new members post threads (below 50) and threads can only last one week.
we should all be able to keep up with that..(I believe this was the requestsd stupidity)

wow broke 100 with that load of carp

[hat n sandels]

im with that dude

besides he has a urahara pic so he must be cool

[Kiechi]

Darren, don't drag up threads that ONLY support your notion. It's obvious threads such as you stated will become useless, however we are talking about threads such as "How old are you" and stuff like that.

[montoven]

thats a great thread it tells me what i can say to whom.

plus i'm just nosey.

[Porkchop Express]

thats a great thread it tells me what i can say to whom.

plus i'm just nosey.

yeah I noticed you never gave up your age... nothing gets passed me.

[montoven]

the clues are all there you just havent added them all up.
i remember ragan in the white house.

[Porkchop Express]

Huh.. I had to go off and research that. Strangle enough us Brits don’t really care about America's presidential history.

Ok so Reagan was elected in 1981 and… er “de-presidented” in 1989... So we can assume that you’re over 20 and the fact that you're an American doctor who fan probably means that your at least around 30ish but could be any younger than say 60...

I'm wondering whether its worth asking for more clues, probably not.

[Kiechi]

Huh.. I had to go off and research that. Strangle enough us Brits don’t really care about America's presidential history.



Oh so true. Don't blame us with the kingdom of heaven issue.

[montoven]

your getting pretty close, I was in high school for ragan .


can't get my pic to show on my sig either....really confused.

[asian]

it ususlally happens when you have it in an online photobook and delete the picture

[Darren337]

Darren, don't drag up threads that ONLY support your notion. It's obvious threads such as you stated will become useless, however we are talking about threads such as "How old are you" and stuff like that.


sorry for just showing one of the many examples im fully aware of. at that point in time i felt like addressing one particular kind.