KATENS QuEsTiOn CONTEST!!!!! Part 1

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

Very plain and simple I ask a question and whoever so chooses replies to that question in any form they choose.(Ex: Poetry, short essay, Picture, Combination, or just a regular old answer).

Also i dont mind if you comment on peoples answers, and if your planning on entering a answer later go ahead and say so, so as I do not close off the contest on you. Also the winners will be placed in -
'The 11th's Book on Life and Such' which will be created as soon as we have our first winner.

Entrys can be short or long I dont care, I like funny, but i like skill too so have at it. Also I feel our forums have been a little less lively than usual lately so I would expect that many of you can submit an entry to a very easy contest like this. *tries to glare menacingly but utterly fails*

Anyway this is getting a bit long so without further adu I present the first question 'Why is Katen so utterly awesome' *looks at Thing's perfectly refined glare*.........nvr mind the first question isssss...-

"Why is the 11th the best division in the land?"

[neroahs]

I can only give a plain old answer.

We kick ass because we are short green gay men +2 half-males/females and we wear black thongs and red panty hose. need i say more?

[kaede822]

The 11th division is the best div in gotei 13...... because our taichou is a woman hitler!!!! she pwns because she is the tyrant dictator of men! *looks at Thing nervously* O_O; *dun kill me?!*

and because our fukotaichou is obsessed and <3 thongs and orlando bloom! kekeke

[Azalea]

I think its because of the people in the division... and also that our Captain is very similar to Zaraki and she really does.... kick ass - eat wimps and spit out their bones ^^

[Silhouette]

@Azalea: And occasionally, she eats those bones! RAWR! *looks around*

The 11th Division is the best division because it just is! Plus, our Div. has a smexy captain. *looks around again* Heh.. Still alive. >_>

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

Ok good so far, Im looking for 1 or 2 more before the first question is ended. So come ye unfaithful memebers and post ye feeling in detail.

[SLVR]

Because we fight. Simple as that. Were here to kick ass

[Luso Clemens]

Because... we've got great, loyal members.
and a great VC...
and ummmm...
11 is a cool number!

[Azalea]

Because its in our BLOOD! :D

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

Humm had trouble judging this one, Most of them were a bit too out there for me to pick. Though I almost picked Kaedes cause he said Orlando Bloom. Anyway for this one the winner is the captain. Nice and too the point.
Because... we've got great, loyal members.
and a great VC...
and ummmm...
11 is a cool number!

Anyway the next question is "What should you do when attacked by a raging mongoose"

[Shaehl]

"What should you do when attacked by a raging mongoose"

Stop getting attacked by it.

[Azalea]

"What should you do when attacked by a raging mongoose"

Get a Cobra and get it to fight the mongoose. Natural enemies
or if the Cobra falls I'm sure there's plenty of rocks lying around :p

[Luso Clemens]

"What should you do when you're attacked by a raging Mongoose?"

Run away screaming, and hope it doesn't attack your ankles is all I have to say O_O

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/Asheth/mongoose.jpg
Now... it may not look like much right here, but when it's angry... <_<;;

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/Asheth/Mongoose.gif

Katen: I find this very amusing, you better get creative if you want to beat this.

[wr80]

Tip over a trashcan is the way to go for me. >.>

[Luso Clemens]

Awww~ I'm glad you find it amusing, KAten, I made it myself <333 I just had to after I found the picture... I was trying to look for a mean looking Mongoose, but I couldn't find one... so I thought of that.
XD

I made one with Paris Hilton's face on the rock for Unholy... just had to add her into the picture. very simple.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f195/Asheth/MongooseParis.gif

Even though it looks crappy lol

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

If I had the skillz I definatly wouldve done something with this

http://panchatantra.org/i/the-brahmani-and-the-mongoose-2.jpg


lol

[kaede822]

LOL

nice thing! keke

if i was being attacked by a mongoose?

err.. i'd go all Legolas-y and choke it using katen's red lace thongs and then pray that it dies...

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

LOL

nice thing! keke

if i was being attacked by a mongoose?

err.. i'd go all Legolas-y and choke it using katen's red lace thongs and then pray that it dies...
Why do you think Orlando and thongs is enough to give you the victory. You have to be creative like if youd said

"Id invite the mongoose to hangout with me and orlando and wed watch the lord of the rings while getting lapdances from naughty girls in skimpy red thongs"

Then you might have had a chance at victory lol

[kaede822]

LOL

not really expecting victory though >.<

[neroahs]

If i was being attacked by a mongoose, i would hang it on my wall and throw darts at it. When it is dead, I would m*** love to it, because it can't say " I faked it".

[wr80]

^^^wait.... WTF >.> I forgot i'd tip over a trashcan then eat the junk in it with the mongoose and we'd be best friends then i'd make it zap katen with it's lazerz i'd be like BYAH!!!