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08-04-2006, 09:46 PM
I'll post my short funny fanfic for you to laugh till you pee your pants and contribute with something funny, too.
I hope.
What's your "Gun"pakotu?
Ever wonder what would the different zanpakotus in bleach look like as a gun?
Let's pretend that I went there and asked them to convert their swords to guns. Let's enjoy the shinigami shenanigans!
Me: Hi there vice-captain Abarai Renji. What's your gunpakotu?
Renji: I'm glad you asked, blah. It is a MASSIVE, POWERFUL, SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN! Say hello to....ZABIMARU!
Ichigo (butts in): BAH! It ain't nothing like my INSANLY, BIG-ASS SHOTGUN! My Zangetsu is TWICE as strong than your Zabimaru!
Renji: Oh, yeah? In its released form, it's FIVE times stronger than your toothpick of a sword!
Ichigo: I've released my Zangetsu, which makes your Monkey Frankenstien TEN times weaker than my old man!
Renji: TOO BAD! Zabimaru is now FIFTY times stronger than your Drug addict!
Zangetsu (thinking): Drug addict?
Ichigo: HA! A crack-head Zangetsu is a HUNDERED times stronger than your poop-thrower!
Renji:This Poop-thrower is a THOUSAND....
Me:... er....moving along. Hey! It's captain Kuchiki Byakuya! What's your gunpakotu?
Byakuya: It is an elegant Pistolet d'ordonance de la Marine française (French Navy Pistol). It suits my aristocratic personality well.
Ichigo(butts in, again): HA! you call that a gun? It's such a girly-girl gun. It could never match themanliness of my awesome Zangetsu.
Renji(stifles laughter): Really, captain? It does look ......ridiculous.
Ichigo: What did ya expect, Renji? I always knew he was gay, ever since I saw his funky hair thingy.
Byakuya: It's called a headpiece, simpelton. And as for your manliness...(Aims low and fires at Ichigo and Renji)
Ichigo: AAAAAARGH! MY MANLINESS!!!
Renji:YAAARRGGHH! HOW WILL I HAVE CHILDREN NOW?!?!?
ME: Ewwww.... I think I'll be leaving now. (At the Eleventh division lodge) Hey! Madarame Ikkaku! What's happening Baldy?
(Ikkaku pulls a sniper rifle and shoves it in my face)
Ikkaku (Clint Eastwood-esque); You talkin' to me, punk? I'm clearly not bald, so I'll assume you're either blind or stupid.
Me: S-sorry, S-sir! H-hey, is that your gunpakotu?
Ikkaku (excited): Yo, check it! It's a sniper rifle, but if you take this and put it here and here and there! VOILA! Three different guns! Cool, huh?
Me: Wow, nice! But how do you hold the third one?
Ikkaku:.................................GAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I knew there was something wrong! That bastard Kurosutchi ripped me off!
Me: What do you mean?
Ikkaku: Didn't you know? He invented the device that changes our zanpakotu into gunpakotu.
ME: Really? I should have a talk with him. Bye, baldy!
Ikkaku:I'M NOT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD! :angry:
(A short walk to the neighboring 12th division lodge)
Me: Hi, Captain Kurotsuchi! How did.....
Kurotsuchi: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK!!
(Then he shot two darts from his blow-dart gun :eek13: , which paralyzed me, and ran away laughing like a retarded Hyena.
BASTARD!)
(As I lay helplessly to the side of the road, The great commander Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai walked by!)
Me: SWEET GOD! It's Commander Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai!!! It's an honour, sir! Even though I can't move an inch, I must ask you: What's your gunpakotu?
Yamamoto: My gunpakotu?(laughs) You really want to see it?(laughs louder)ALL RIGHT!!!(Creepy laugh) You asked for it!!(Laughs maniacally as he pulls out a flame thrower from his uniform!) TURN THEM ALL TO ASH, MOFO!!!! Nyahahahhaahhahhahahaha
(Then he torched everything around me as he laughed like the pyromaniac he is.)
Me: *sigh* At least I'm paralyzed, so I won't feel a thing.
(I saw that bastard Kurotsuchi running to me.)
Kurotsuchi: *Huff huff* Nope! You can still feel pain, you just can't move. *wheeeze*
(Runs away laughing)
Me:...
EnD?
I hope.
What's your "Gun"pakotu?
Ever wonder what would the different zanpakotus in bleach look like as a gun?
Let's pretend that I went there and asked them to convert their swords to guns. Let's enjoy the shinigami shenanigans!
Me: Hi there vice-captain Abarai Renji. What's your gunpakotu?
Renji: I'm glad you asked, blah. It is a MASSIVE, POWERFUL, SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN! Say hello to....ZABIMARU!
Ichigo (butts in): BAH! It ain't nothing like my INSANLY, BIG-ASS SHOTGUN! My Zangetsu is TWICE as strong than your Zabimaru!
Renji: Oh, yeah? In its released form, it's FIVE times stronger than your toothpick of a sword!
Ichigo: I've released my Zangetsu, which makes your Monkey Frankenstien TEN times weaker than my old man!
Renji: TOO BAD! Zabimaru is now FIFTY times stronger than your Drug addict!
Zangetsu (thinking): Drug addict?
Ichigo: HA! A crack-head Zangetsu is a HUNDERED times stronger than your poop-thrower!
Renji:This Poop-thrower is a THOUSAND....
Me:... er....moving along. Hey! It's captain Kuchiki Byakuya! What's your gunpakotu?
Byakuya: It is an elegant Pistolet d'ordonance de la Marine française (French Navy Pistol). It suits my aristocratic personality well.
Ichigo(butts in, again): HA! you call that a gun? It's such a girly-girl gun. It could never match themanliness of my awesome Zangetsu.
Renji(stifles laughter): Really, captain? It does look ......ridiculous.
Ichigo: What did ya expect, Renji? I always knew he was gay, ever since I saw his funky hair thingy.
Byakuya: It's called a headpiece, simpelton. And as for your manliness...(Aims low and fires at Ichigo and Renji)
Ichigo: AAAAAARGH! MY MANLINESS!!!
Renji:YAAARRGGHH! HOW WILL I HAVE CHILDREN NOW?!?!?
ME: Ewwww.... I think I'll be leaving now. (At the Eleventh division lodge) Hey! Madarame Ikkaku! What's happening Baldy?
(Ikkaku pulls a sniper rifle and shoves it in my face)
Ikkaku (Clint Eastwood-esque); You talkin' to me, punk? I'm clearly not bald, so I'll assume you're either blind or stupid.
Me: S-sorry, S-sir! H-hey, is that your gunpakotu?
Ikkaku (excited): Yo, check it! It's a sniper rifle, but if you take this and put it here and here and there! VOILA! Three different guns! Cool, huh?
Me: Wow, nice! But how do you hold the third one?
Ikkaku:.................................GAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I knew there was something wrong! That bastard Kurosutchi ripped me off!
Me: What do you mean?
Ikkaku: Didn't you know? He invented the device that changes our zanpakotu into gunpakotu.
ME: Really? I should have a talk with him. Bye, baldy!
Ikkaku:I'M NOT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD! :angry:
(A short walk to the neighboring 12th division lodge)
Me: Hi, Captain Kurotsuchi! How did.....
Kurotsuchi: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK!!
(Then he shot two darts from his blow-dart gun :eek13: , which paralyzed me, and ran away laughing like a retarded Hyena.
BASTARD!)
(As I lay helplessly to the side of the road, The great commander Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai walked by!)
Me: SWEET GOD! It's Commander Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai!!! It's an honour, sir! Even though I can't move an inch, I must ask you: What's your gunpakotu?
Yamamoto: My gunpakotu?(laughs) You really want to see it?(laughs louder)ALL RIGHT!!!(Creepy laugh) You asked for it!!(Laughs maniacally as he pulls out a flame thrower from his uniform!) TURN THEM ALL TO ASH, MOFO!!!! Nyahahahhaahhahhahahaha
(Then he torched everything around me as he laughed like the pyromaniac he is.)
Me: *sigh* At least I'm paralyzed, so I won't feel a thing.
(I saw that bastard Kurotsuchi running to me.)
Kurotsuchi: *Huff huff* Nope! You can still feel pain, you just can't move. *wheeeze*
(Runs away laughing)
Me:...
EnD?