Bleach Caption thread!

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2032_043.jpg
Rukia: Panty shot!
Renji: What is wrong with you?!
Other kid: Urp. I think I'm gonna be sick.

[Pyramus]

That pic is disturbing! Buit the full story about me blacking out is.....

\I was running the 200M, We were inmto the last 50M and I was in 1st place! However, ever since the start of the rface, I had been feeling tired, and my mind was not concentrating on the race! I didnt feel like i was running, and then next thing I knew, grass was flashing before my eyes and 5 seconds or so later, i opened my eyes and the sky was before me, I had apparently blacked out for a few secs, and had face planted into the ground and fliped over! I userly dont have any trouble on the 200M, infact its my b est race! But thge grass was also slippy which may have been why i fell, ut i sware i also blacked out, i dont remember tripping up!

[Edgey]

Dam man, well at least your ok.

Now it's time for band practice, I'll catch you guys later ;)

[Neko Xab]

It's a strange feeling passing out, isn't it? When I passed out, I didn't actually fall. I remember picking up my flute off the grass after being made to run laps around the soccer field with the band. As I marched in my block, I suddenly began wobbling, my posture went all crazy, but I still tried to march, but I felt that I was going blind, but I was still able to plainly see that I had fallen behind. That was the first time I saw someone who wasn't a freshman pass out. I feel a little less of a true band person knowing that person was me. Then again, it was all because of the flat coke and the murderous heat this far down South.

It sucks that your blackout made you fall out of first place, but s**t happens. Good luck on your next race, and remember to keep plenty of water with you.

[Pyramus]

Yea, my nect race is next year! lol! By the way, someone sent me an action shot of me falling down, here it is!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach2032_043.jpg
Im the one whos face planting the floor, thats everyone elkse who got ahead of me, and Rukia represents the grass!

[Tongue]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1765/untitled1dr5.png


hollow: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/7828/untitled2di6.png

Rukia: so this is how they are supposed to feel >.<



so yah popped my caption thread cherry ;p since i'hve registered i'hve been a long time reader :)

uhh watching episode 3 or somewhere along those lines and these two "captions" pop up just looking at them made me laugh trying to think up catchy one liners sucked :< i think my one liners are shite buuut i need to have em ><

[Edgey]

LOL very nice try Tongue, some funny stuff there :D
I'm listening to Dane Cook at the minute, trying to get inspiration

[Tyekanik]

Gonna put the new episode to some use.
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4467/screenhunter05jul191754nc3.jpg
Rin: I had this totally great idea how to support my habit while on the road!
Hanatarou: *seriously, Ichigo can't call me annoying ever again...*
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7776/screenhunter01jul191751ri1.jpg
Rin: ROADSIDE CIRCUMCISION'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And for starters, this random dumbass ghost in the apron and funny hat!
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5984/screenhunter02jul191752ra2.jpg
Weird dumbass ghost in the apron and funny hat!: You're shittin' me right?
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7707/screenhunter06jul191754xu8.jpg
Yumichika: HELL NO! And if that doesn't suit you meet MR KNIFE!
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/680/screenhunter04jul191753yc8.jpg
Yumichika: Oh, wait, like you can run...WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
W.d.g.i.t.a.a.f.h.:OOooooooooh my God, I only wanted to make mom some cake!
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/289/screenhunter03jul191752lf9.jpg
Yumichika: Now lets do this the easy way bub, stick your **** into my friends freakish machine of doom.
Rin: WTH this is my idea!
Hanataro: After this I know a few people!!!!!
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8064/screenhunter09jul191756jx3.jpg
Rururu: Hey guys? Do you know where Rin is? I make it this cake for what it did to Jinta for me.
Abarai/Chad: *wimper*
Rawr. be gentle.

[Tongue]

ROFL
awesome

[blah]

hahhahahha!!
Vereh funneh, Tongue et Tyekanik!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20115/66_animestocks[com].jpg
Rukia: Oh, Noes!! Aizen stole my notebook! I drew in it all my plans for hollow domination!
Renji: Pfft! Like Aizen would take the time to steal your crappy ideas.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20115/63_animestocks[com].jpg
Aizen: Everything is going according to plan! Muahahahhahahhaa!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_008.jpg
Hitsugaya: You could've at least bought me dinner before coming from behined like that. Gosh, Jeez!
Shawlong: Shut up, you underage pervert!
Matsumoto: I like watching =3
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_017.jpg
Ayame: ooo~ooh! He's gonna take off his clothes =3
Shun'ō: TAKe IT OFF!! Whoooooooo!!
Chad: Help! A bunch of fairies are sexually harrasing me!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_018.jpg
Ichigo: Hands off! He's mine! All mine!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_021.jpg
Chad: This is just like that time on Christmas eve...
*flashback*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_022.jpg
Yammi: He's mine <3 All mine!! CRAP! I brokes it!
Chad: Owie....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_072.jpg
Rukia: Say it!
Ichigo AAAAARGHH!!! NOOO!!
Rukia: SAY IT!!!
Ichigo: No!! Bears ARE cuter than Rabbits!
Rukia: El GASP!! How dare you repeat such blasphamy?! on St. Wabbit's day no less!
Ichigo: There's no such thing as St. Wabbit's day you crazyAAAAAAOOooWWW!!!

[Edgey]

LOL so funny, here I got one :D

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7707/screenhunter06jul191754xu8.jpg
Yumichika: BANKAI!!!!11!!!ONE!!1!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_021.jpg
Chad (lol he looks like me): Dude, WTF is that thing?
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7776/screenhunter01jul191751ri1.jpg
Yumichika: It's my bankai of course, dumbass...
Rin: Aww, he's soooooooooo cute! =3
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5984/screenhunter02jul191752ra2.jpg
Chef: HOLY CRAP! Rin stay away form that thing! It's not covered in your insurance!
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/680/screenhunter04jul191753yc8.jpg
Yumichika: Oh shut up and help me take him for a walk, here's the leash.
Chef: You have got to be kidding me...

[Pyramus]

hehehe! Awsome! And congrats VM on getting to Veteran status! I have premium status! hehe, but i can only have one userbar at the time!

[Greyhok]

LOl; Madness hero FTW.
These are awsome guys, keep it up!

[Neko Xab]

Ooh, I see a lot's been going on since I've been away. Now, let's see if I'm feeling caption-y today.


http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/680/screenhunter04jul191753yc8.jpg
Yumichika: *imitating Scorpion* Get over here!

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7776/screenhunter01jul191751ri1.jpg
Rin: Lookit! I gave him implants... He's beautiful!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_021.jpg
Chad: I think I just crapped my pants.

[Pyramus]

I think I just crapped mine........... lol!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/screenhunter04jul191753yc8.jpg
Yumichica: Lets go gimp! I didnt spend 50 bucks on you so you can stand around dazed!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_animestockscom_021.jpg
Chad: What? Who signed me up to this? Pyramus, was it you?
Pyramus: Hey!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: I aint done no such thing!
Chad: But your the one writing this story!
Pyramus: Ok thats it, im gonna kill you off again!
Chad: Wait! Euuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh...................*Chad Dies*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image-3.jpg
Vizardmaster: Remember kids, its better to juust do what the writer says, or else you could find yourself being killed off! Its that simple to kill people when your a captioneer!

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-02-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
All: *gasp* Rin's a guy?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-01-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hiyosu: I've been jerking my bulbous self to a lie...
Akon: This is even more shocking than the time we found out that you were not a frog.
Hiyosu: ... I still don't appreciate the fact that you still went ahead and stuck that M-80 firecracker into my rectum.
Akon: Ah, yes... What a magical new year's celebration that was.
Hiyosu: I'm still picking the charred fecal matter from my anal lining, you asshole!

[T_Ichigo]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_055copy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_058copy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_057copy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_11_animestockscomcopy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_31_animestockscomcopy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_27_animestockscomcopy.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x320/T_Ichigo777/bleach_28_animestockscomcopy.jpg

[Pyramus]

@ TIchigo, the pics arnt shwoing up, or at least theyt arnt for me!

[Neko Xab]

Me neither, and I thought it was my Wii browser.

[T_Ichigo]

WIERD, ok I'll fix it now !

edited:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/593/bleach02animestockscomccx8.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2859/bleach11animestockscomcpf4.jpg

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9080/bleach31animestockscomcbl8.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3040/bleach27animestockscomctr4.jpg

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4274/bleach28animestockscomcpj7.jpg

[Neko Xab]

Good one.

I had a weird dream the other night that Hanatarou was Rin's father. And the dream felt very real too. I'm a bit freaked out, but that might drive my funny today.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-51-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Chef: Now, Hanatarou, you did drop off the um... "Package" to the sperm bank, right?
Hanatarou: Oh, um... Whoops, I forgot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-61-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Chef: Dammit, boy! I told you to do it this morning! Where did you put it?
Hanatarou: Oh, man... I-I forgot.
Chef: What?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-54-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rin: Say, guys... The cream's a bit sour today. I think it's past the expiration date.
Chef: *gasp*

[Pyramus]

OMFG! thats sick! Thats so sick im speechless! lol!

[Neko Xab]

Yeah well... I do enjoy grossing people out as much as I like making them laugh.

[Pyramus]

*Shakes head* I am disgusted! lol! Well, mabye im just jelous that Ive run out of funny things to say!

[Neko Xab]

Have another caption.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_082.jpg
Rukia: The softness! They're so cute! It hurts me!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_rukia0441.jpg
Rukia: Eep, I think one just crawled up my dress... Wait, I'm enjoying this! Why?!

[CrimzonLogic]

BUNNNNIEEEEEES!!!

1
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_022_animestocks[com].jpg
snake: FRESH BEEF!
ilforte: no dont eat me, im bad for you! im full of hormones and growth stuff! and you dont wanna know what they fed me for dinner last night!
snake: a McGriddles sandwich?
ilforte: no, much much worse! an arby's roast beef sandwhich! oh the horror!
snake: omg they make you eat beef? thats terrible!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_021_animestocks[com].jpg
ilforte: its not that its beef, arby's is just so gross!
snake: oh come on! theyre not that bad!
ilforte: yes they are!
snake: no, theyre not!
ilforte:wanna fight about it?!
snake: were gonna have to, moo-cow!
ilforte: dude, im a bull!

2
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_082.jpg
oh god i knew i shouldn't have swam in that pool full of carrot juice!

3
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20113/35_animestocks[com].jpg
yami: hehehehe...hey ulquiorra, how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ulq: okay, thats it!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/018_animestocks[com].jpg
ulq: everyone, lets all beat up yami cuz hes pissing me off!
ichi&friends: YAAAAAAAAY!!!
yami: what??? beat me up? i dont think so!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/043_animestocks[com].jpg
emo punk goes squish!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/075_animestocks[com].jpg
ulqui: fat guy belly goes squish!
yami: copycat!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/053_animestocks[com].jpg
yoruichi: fat guy face goes squish!
yami: stop copying me!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/017_animestocks[com].jpg
fat guy arm comes off! *slice*
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/015_animestocks[com].jpg
SWEET MOTHER $%&#@& SON OF A %$#$& %&#% GOD %#$@$& @#!$&$#@!!!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/054_animestocks[com].jpg
yoruichi: fat guy head goes crack!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/058_animestocks[com].jpg
yoruichi: hes dead.
ichi&friends: YAAAAAAAAY!!!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/061_animestocks[com].jpg
for pete's sake, i said beat him up not kill him! how am i gonna explain this to aizen?
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20113/69_animestocks[com].jpg
uuuhhh...he got hit by a truck?
ulq:......eh, that'll work.

4
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20114/115_animestocks[com].jpg
ichi: how are you feeling?
ori: im feelin great! look, urahara not only gave me medical attention, but he replaced my broken arm with a megabuster!
ichi: awww man! i wish my arm broke!

[sweeter]

^^ LOL. Megabuster.

(:

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-06-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rin: Aw, man... Why am I the only cast member here with a straight male hairdresser?!

[XeroX]

Hello all, Time to make my debut .
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach16_092.jpg
Ichigo: So Kon...I heard you liked...Mudkips
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach16_095.jpg
Kon: Lies!!!! all lies!!!

[Neko Xab]

Nice one, Josh.

[XeroX]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/IchigoandKon.png?t=1185164730
Ichigo: Ah kon, last nice was good...
Kon: you were so rough, you left holes in me!

[T_Ichigo]

nice captions guys hahaha! not bad to laugh on an early morning like this, before one go the job lol.

[Neko Xab]

Laughter is good any time of the day. It's simply the best at any place, whether at work, school, home, weddings, birthdays... Even funerals.

[Pyramus]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach_082.jpg
Rukia: help! these bunnies are rapping me!
YamiL Dont worry Rukia!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/35_animestockscom.jpg
Yami: I had sex with bunnies but I turned out fine!
Kon(Muffled): Do..mmmdommmimmmmm!!!!!!
Yami: Shut up you little Bastard!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach16_095.jpg
Kon(Muffled): Bunmmmmiemmexmmmmmmessmmmyummmmup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translater: Bunnie sex messes you up! Just look at Uliqulora!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
Uliq: Thats right Rukia, youll turn emo like me if you have Bunnie sex!
Rukia: Its proberly better tham Chad sex!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_animestockscom_021.jpg
*Wakes up*
Chad: Ahhhh! I just had a dream, that my Spanish God like body wasn't decent enough!

[Neko Xab]

Those were awesome captions. It's like you went and took all previous captions and mixed them into a Menos Grande of a caption.

[Pyramus]

I do what I can! lol!

[blah]

Hahhahahaaaaaaaa!!! YOu guys are so friggin' craz~ay!!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/6ec64103.jpg
Hisagi: Rangikuuuuu!!
Matsumoto: Hisagiiii!
Hisagi: Rangikuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Matsumoto: Giiiiiiii~n :3!!!
Hisagi: Ran...Wait, what?!! :mad:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/24af4ec5.jpg
Ukitake: There's this thing on the back of my head, can you tell me what it is?
Kyoraku: G-good lord...
Santaro: I thin I had nightmares about that thing!!
Kiyone: My nightmares had nightmares about THAT!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/31c946c3.jpg
All: FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!!!!
Rukia: Oh, you guys are asses!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/123.jpg
Kon: quit looking at my ass!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Bleach-122-Large04.jpg
Gin: Did you hear that? Back in the first pic? Matsumoto still likes me! :3 And here I thought that a long distance relationship won't work!
Aizen: You're not hacking into blah's account just to say that are you, Gin? I told you to forget that 'ho :mad:
Gin: N-no way, I-I am just surfing porn. I swear!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Bleach_12510.jpg
Hitsugaya: Crap! It's scrambled.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Bleach_13002.jpg
Gin: Psst! I realy, realy like Matsu...
Aizen: GIN! PORN! NOW!!

[Pyramus]

You call me crazy Blah? lmao! Look whos talking! *Yawn* Well, that was a good nap i just had! I love summer holidays, perfect for being lazy!

[blah]

Amen to that, Pyramus!
Let's give praise to the Summer God!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/shunsuiopeningthree.jpg
Us: All hail the Summer God! Wowowowowoowowowo!
Kyoraku SummerGod: Thank you, thank you! You can properly praise me by wearing skimpy bikinis, especially you Nanao-Chan X3!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/meanie.jpg
*Whack*
Nanao: Dammit, Boss! Didn't you pass the "sexual tolerance" workshop last week?
Kyoraku: ......I slept with the hot instructor ^3^
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/snapshot20061016162132.jpg
Claude: Wanna hold hands?
Nova: No, you smell.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/snapshot20070106171902.jpg
Keigo: Plug-cancelled-manga no jutsu!!
Ichigo: What the Hell are you talking about?!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12333.jpg
Ogichi: WHAT UP!
Ichigo: What are you doing here?
Ogichi: What!?! You didn't get my e-vite?
Ichigo: No, I don't think so.
Ogichi: Try clearing up your cache and deleting your temporary files.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12341.jpg
Ichigo, crazy mode: NO WAYS!! I like my temporary files, Screw You!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12346.jpg
Ogichi: Dude, you ask for my l33t knpwl3dge and now you spit on my face. Not cool, ass.

[Pyramus]

Hehe! Sleeping with the instructor of the sexual tolerence workshop! Priceles!

[Neko Xab]

... I'm not even gonna try to top that. Meh.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-011-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Keigo: Pssst. I know the secret to keeping hair extra silky smooth.
Ikkaku: Oh, blow me, you prick.

[blah]

hahahaha, silky smooth.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12333.jpg
Ichigo: Your smile is just like the Millenium Earl's.
Ogichi: Yeah, he's my half-retarted half-brother!!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/35_animestockscom.jpg
Yami: I'd make a fine ass Homer Simpson. Here look at this: Mmmm, Saturated spirits humans. *slobbers*
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
Ulquiorra: Don't have a bovine, useless father figure.
Yami: WHOAH! You're a genius! It's a dead on Bart!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12346.jpg
Ogichi: Feh! I'd make a much better Bart. lemme show ya!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Kurosaki/Bleach_12333.jpg
Ogichi: DIE, FAT MOTHER#@%^%*!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-011-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Keigo: Psst! You can be waaay better Homer than all these hacks!!
ikkaku: WHAT?!! Just because I'm bald, you hair-racist?! I want to be Disco Stu!!

[Pyramus]

*Shakes head* Its true, we all want to be disco stu at some point!!!

[Neko Xab]

I wanna be the crazy cat lady.

[Pyramus]

You allready are the crazy cat lady! Oh Meow!

[Neko Xab]

Oh, that's right, I am... *gasp* Kitty!

*picks up Pyramus* Aww, who's a good kitty?

[Pyramus]

*Purrs* Im a good kitty! Meow! *washes crotch with tounge8 (As a cat before you all go weird on me! :p)

[Neko Xab]

Teehee, his breath smells like crotch and dead birdies.

[Pyramus]

Nothing better I beleive!

[Neko Xab]

... You make blue hairballs. Cool.

[Pyramus]

When did I say that I made Blue hairballs?

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/180px-Yoruichi_Cat.jpg
Pyramus: meow! Im Xabelis' cat! *Washes self then coffs up blue hairballs*

[Neko Xab]

Well, I did catch you licking those blue hedgehogs... Wait, those aren't hairballs, they're spikeballs!

[blah]

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Jyuushiro%20Ukitake,%2013th%20Division%20Captain/ukitake_18_animestocks[com].jpg
Ukitake; What's with all the talk of blue crotch hairballs?
Byakuya: ....Don't skip your medications, senpai.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kon/kon_10_animestocks[com].jpg
Kon: I'm gonna nipple on your nose! num num num num X3
Ichigo: AAAH! AAAAH!! Get off me, I'm starting to enjoy it! AAARGH!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_027_animestocks[com].jpg
Byakuya: I'll sign your face with this magic pink pointy pen.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kusajishi%20Yachiru,%2011th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/yachiru_06_animestocks[com].jpg
Yachiru: CHARELES MURPHEY!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kusajishi%20Yachiru,%2011th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/yachiru_11_animestocks[com].jpg
*Pow*
Yachiru, singing: That was Coooo~old blooded!! Uu~uniii~ity!!!

[Sunako_chan]

Blah, your pics aren't showing! NOOoOOo!*sob*

Pyramis, I think Xabelis is referring to your avatar with the "blue" thing. lol

*sigh* We're all a bunch of wierdos -and pervs- aren't we?

[blah]

Are you sure? It shows up fine for me :confused:
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/054/021.jpg
Kiyone: Captain? Are you OK in there?
Ukitake: Don't come in!
Kiyone: You've been in there for an hour. I'm coming in!!
Ukitake: Noooooooooooo!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/054/022.jpg
Kiyone: What the...?!! Why is it steamy in here?!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/054/027.jpg
Ukitake: :mad: DUDE!!! I was waxing my boogie board and now the dry air outside ruined it!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/054/007.jpg
Kenpachi: I love split screens!! Heeee~ey!! Hey, Komamura! Heeeeee~ey!!
Komamura: WHAT?!!
Kenpachi: I can see you to the left of me even though you're in front of me! Cooooooooooooooooooool!!!
Komamura: Grrrrrrrrrr....

Hey, guys. Wanna check out this AMV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWRwaPIIkhI) I made? It's an amv of Urahara and Ichigo set to "Don't worry, be Happy"

[Neko Xab]

I'll look at it.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2054_166.jpg
Rukia: Hey, from up here, everyone looks like ants. Hah, take that! Who's tiny now, douchebags?!
Ichigo: ... Ants taste good dipped in batter and fried.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2054_164.jpg
Rukia: Hey, I can see my house. Oh, and I see Renji's house. And what a fine orange glow emanates from its burning structure.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2054_168.jpg
Renji: Burning?! Gack, somebody! Call the fire department!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Folder1003.jpg
Cookie: Somebody call for a firefighter?
Renji: What the hell?
Xabelis: Sorry buddy, we had to cut back due to shortages in funding. Our fire department is now run by weiner dogs.
Renji: What about the dalmations?
Xabelis: Too much trouble, what with their labor unions and such.

[Pyramus]

For some reason this page isnt loading!!!! I cant see your pictures!!!! All the other thread on this forum are loading up fine but this one isnt!!!

EDIT: Oh wait there it goes! And great amv by the way *Favs*

[Neko Xab]

It's too overloaded on awesome to load correctly.

[MetroidManiac]

I can agree with that statement.

[Neko Xab]

By the way, I was the one who put that hat on the dog. It's no surprise she bit me last week.

[Pyramus]

Umm.... Im not going to be here all day tommorow! Its a long story! :p

[Neko Xab]

D'awwwww... Oh, well. I hope to see you soon, then. It ain't gonna be half as fun here without you, though.

[Pyramus]

IM BAXCK!!!!!! Bludy hell! Whats with the inactiveity? I go away for one day, and this is what you give me? lol!

[Neko Xab]

I'm sorry... I couldn't be funny yesterday, the thought of school next month gave me a stomach-ache.

[Pyramus]

Well, what about everyone else, where have they all gotton to??? I was in an 8 hour rhearsal for a musical yessterday so you can't blame me for not being here!

[Neko Xab]

I think they died... Or they went to the moon.

[Pyramus]

Lets get this thread active again!

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Ichigo: Yo Bitches! We are the 'Caption Worker Union', and we demand that we are not demeend by your captions any more! We might not be real, but goddammit we have feelings!!!
Rukia: I feel so used....
Chad: I've had enough of gay relations!
Orihime: I'm tired of my boobs always being laughed at!
Ishida: Why do you always make me the nerd???
Ichigo: So anyway, we have sent our ammbassador, Hitsugaya, to give you our demands!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: Oh ok.... but your going to have to tell them to my cheif of negotiations, Matsumoto!
Hitsugaya: Ok..... where is she?
Matsumoto: Right here!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10724554.png
Matsumoto: So? What are your demands for Pyramus, little boy?
Hitsu: Umm.... nothing.... Ill be on my way now.....
matsumotot: And as for your caption union buddies, we have a punishment for them!
Pyramus: thats right! Chad, ass rape all of them in turn! Listen to your caption owner!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_animestockscom_021.jpg
Chad: Mu..s.t o...bey.............
Pyramus: God I love being a captioneer!

[Neko Xab]

Okay, that's enough sitting on the sidelines for me.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2059_078.jpg
Byakuya: I play the magic card Swords of Revealing Light!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2059_069.jpg
Ichigo: Pink? Weren't they yellow or green or something?... D'ah, I don't remember!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2059_080.jpg
Ichigo: Great, now why do I get the feeling that I'm about to be horribly raped?


Yes, I was a Yu-Gi-Oh nerd back in those old days...

[Pyramus]

We were all yugioh nerds back in those old days! :p

So anyway, im going on holiday for a week to somewhere without any internet connection, so i guess ill be saying my goodbyes!!!! I love you all, Vizardmaster, Whytedragon, Xabelis, blah, Crimzonlogic, Metroidmanic! Soz for people that I havent named, I have a bad memmory of names! But I love you all!

[Neko Xab]

We love you, too. Come back alive.

[Pyramus]

Ill try!!!! Ill miss you Xabelis! You were one of the most perverted woman ive ever met! *Hugs*

[Neko Xab]

Why, thank you, I'm quite honored. *hugs Pyramus back*

[Pyramus]

*Glomps Xabelis* hehe! Well, we had better stop saying goodbyes, im getting all tear eyed!

[Neko Xab]

Me too, but that might be the onset of drowsiness overtaking me. I will do what I can to keep this place alive.

[Pyramus]

*Hands big key over to Xabelis* the caption thread is yours now, at least till blah gets back! Is everyone else on holiday as well???

[Neko Xab]

*Stares wide-eyed at the key* What an honor! I shall take care of this thread, regardless of where the others have gone.

[Pyramus]

*Bows* My lady Xabelis, it is an hounor indeed to me to leave this thread in your hands! You have proven yourself worthy, however! As soon as blah, or someone that you consider of a higher status arrives back at this thread, the key must be given to them! I will trust you to do that! :p

[Neko Xab]

*Salutes* Yes sir! I shall carry out my duty without question, sir!

[Pyramus]

*salutes* thats good to hear! Noiw, do your best as a Captioneer and make this threda proud! This threda is the kingdom, you are the Queen! Blah is the ultimate owner of thebthread, but you have it till he comes back! Just one more before I go!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/35_animestockscom.jpg
Yami: ill miss you Pyramus! I think im going to cry!
Uliqula(Spelling?): I know what you mean!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
As an emo, i cry daily!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10722661.png
The team: We'll miss you pyramus! Good bye!


And with this I say my farewells and leave! *Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

[Neko Xab]

*waves* See you around. *key falls on foot* Ooh, owwie owwie!

[sniperz]

hmm its time for my comeback again

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2001.jpg
Kon: pls let me see ur goddest panties!
Matsumoto: no sir! in the law of pervertness u are under arrest! *steps*
Kon: Ouch im on heaven ~_~

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2004.jpg
Kon : i gain no.1 in olympic by swimming as a soft toy! can u believe that?!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Girl : i dun believe ur god damn words!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Hollow : im seadramon. *bites*
Hollow 2nd : hey dont bite ur allies!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Kon : everyone wants kungfu fighting =D those are as fast as hollows =)!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Kon : even my small soft body can handle high level hollows!
Hollow : *chomp* back.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Aizen : hey dun look at me alreaady. i know im handsome and cooler than u do.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Ulqiorra: my emo comeback is coming for the next show =) stay tune . ugh..

[Edgey]

Hiya!!!! I'm back everybody!!! :D

Just looked through all the captions that were made in my absence, I i gotta say they are all extremely funny, glad you all did so well in my away time, now it's time to download all of the animes that I missed.

[Neko Xab]

*hands VizardMaster the Caption Thread key* Here, Pyramus entrusted me with this, but I feel that you are more worthy of keeping the great key.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2056_056.jpg
Yamamoto: It's naked time!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2056_026.jpg
Ukitake: Sweet mother of God, his nudity just gave me tuberculosis!
Kyouraku: I'm gonna get the bastard responsible for showing him Potter Puppet Pals...

[Edgey]

LOL I love Potter Puppet Pals! :D
YAY I'm in charge! Muhahahha! I have Authoritaaaaa!
Dammit Pyramus went away the same day I came back, that sucks...

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Miyuri: STOOOOOOP!!!!!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Kon: HAMMERTIME!!!!
Doo-do-do-do Do-do Do-do
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Aizen: Can't touch this.
Doo-do-do-do Do-do Do-do
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Ulquiorra: ............................................................
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1184867297
VM: Come on Ulquy, sing the line, you know you want to.
Ulquiorra: No, I don't want to, it's stupid.
VM: Aww, come on, don't be a widdle gwumpy Espada.
Ulquiorra: I said no!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1184096656
Xabelis: JUST SING THE DAM LINE!!!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
Ulquiorra: Fine....Can't touch this.
VM + Xabelis: YAY!!!! :)

[Neko Xab]

http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1184096656
Xabelis: Oh! Do the Emo song, the Emo song! Do it!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1184867297
Vizardmaster: Do it or I'll pop a cap in your pale emo kid ass!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
Ulquiorra: Fine... I look like I'm dead and I dress like a homo. I must be Emo.
Xabelis: Don't you love stereotypes?

[Edgey]

LOL I still haven't heard that song yet, must download it now :D
Great caption.

[Neko Xab]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Miyuki: I just saw old man Yamamoto butt naked!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Ulquiorra: Holy crap, he's got more wrinkles on his balls than on his face. Dude, lay off the Viagra! If you found anyone your age to share that erection with, chances are you'd be a necrophiliac.

[Edgey]

OMG Ulquy just dissed Yamamoto, BURNED!!!! (get it, burned.....that was so lame.)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2056_056.jpg
Yama: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt....
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Aizen: This show......is....AWESOME!!! *headbangs to Sum 41* :headbang

[shaberry]

Awesome caps guys ^-^ Lol...keep up the great work! ^_^ I'm lovin all of them...lol

[Neko Xab]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/Mitsukiske/Zabimaru.jpg
Zabimaru: Renji? Hey, it's me, Zabimaru. I wish you didn't smoke weed... I miss my friend.
Renji: When imaginary talking monkeys with snake tails are delivering public service messages to me in my sleep, I wonder if I really should lay off the drugs.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Ichigo: Urahara, what's the deal?! I went in for cough medicine, and now I've got a stiffy the size of a baseball bat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2023_027.jpg
Ichigo: Whaddya mean you were out of cough medicine and sold me horse Viagra instead? I oughtta kick your ass!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2023_057.jpg
Ichigo: ... In an ironic turn of events, I seem to have tripped over my genitalia. Ow.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/whitney.jpg
Kenpachi: I just ate all your Pokemons!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1184096656
Xabelis: No! Not my poor Eeveelution army! Give them back! *Kicks Kenpachi in the gut*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2039_123.jpg
Kenpachi: Bloooaargh!

[blah]

Hhahahhaha!!
Funny stuff, eveybody!
hehe, public service announcement.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10724554.png
Matsumoto: YOU!!! What did you do to all my tampons?!! DX
Hitsugaya: Err...I thought they were fireworks, so I burned them all.
Matsumoto: WHY DID YOU BURN ALL OF THEM?!!!
Hitsugaya: Hey, I commit to whatever I do.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/034/34_110.JPG
Mask: I'm watching you from Hell.
Ichigo: Well, that's nice...Wait, WHAT?!!
Mask: I mean, "...................."
Ichigo: .....yeah, that's what I thought you said.
Mask: ..........ass.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/034/34_01.JPG
Renji: I luve you, man. Thish ain't the beersh talkin'. I lov-UrRRrrgGgGHh!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/034/34_05.JPG
Ichigo: Jebus Christ, Renji. Your barf is all alcohol. You haven't eaten or drank anything but red wine for the past ten days! Just because we get free room service doesn't mean...Aw, great! Now what are you doin'?
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/034/34_11.JPG
Renji: DA HOOCH!! *lick lick slurp*
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/034/34_07.JPG
Ichigo: God, You're disgusting.....
Renji: *Lick lick*
Ichigo: DON'T HOG IT ALL, SWINE!
Renji: Shcrew you!!

[xxlkarixx]

The 3rd one is pretty disturbing

[Edgey]

OMG love the Renji one, so funny blah :D

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10724554.png
Matsumoto: For burning my tampons, it's nipple twisting time!
Hitsugaya: Err, what's a nipple twist, a cocktail? heh heh... '^-^

[blah]

Hehe, thanx.
Hahahhaaha! Nice one, VM.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/027/29_124.JPG
Chad: *Spider-man theme* Spider-Chad, Spider-Chad... Hangs out in a tree, he's Spider-Chad!
*Branch crack*
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/027/29_126.JPG
Chad: Falls from a tree! But he's too cool, he does a somersault and lands on his toes! HELL, yeah! Here comes the Spider-ma..CHAD!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots/027/29_256.JPG
Ikkaku: ROFL! I'm bleeding!!
Ichigo: The life of a masochist is very weird.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/043/vlcsnap-8746054.jpg
Fairies: Oh, Giant-Boobed Goddess! Please accept this sacrifice!
Tsubaki: Nooooooooooooooo!!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/043/vlcsnap-8746331.jpg
Orihime: No. He's full of carbs.
Fairies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo! The Goddess has shunned us! Prepare for mass suicide!!
Tsubaki: WOOOOT!!
Ayame: Not you! You smell like potty!

[Neko Xab]

http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots/027/29_256.JPG
Ikkaku: Tampons! Where that fark are my tampons?!
Ichigo: I'm no woman, but I'm thinking projectile bleeding from the crotch area doesn't signify menstruation... Especially coming from a man! Go see a doctor.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2027_172.jpg
Ikkaku: For your information, I've been undergoing a number of operations to release my true inner self. I may look like a man on the outside, but no... I gave up my manhood years ago. This miraculous bleeding is the fruit of my efforts, that I have finally become the woman I've wanted to be.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2027_169.jpg
Ichigo: I dunno... I still think you need to get that checked. Trannies don't get periods. It's a fact of life.
Ikkaku: That's not what my surgeon Juan said.
Ichigo: Who?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_animestocks5Bcom5D_008.jpg
Ikkaku: He works at the convenience store and does discount surgeries out back. His rates are outstanding, and he's so gentle that he doesn't even use anesthesia.

[Edgey]

OMG so funny Xabelis, back alley surgery is the best, trust me I have a PhD in it :D

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2020_124.jpg
Urahara: Zanpakuto size contest! Whip out your swords and let's measure that manhood, shall we?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2030_020.jpg
Urahara: First up, Yamada Hanatarou!
Hanatarou: Oh, me?...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_scr_357111.jpg
Hanatarou: Here it is.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/5BLunar5D_Bleach_-_26_5BA6D4857C5D_.jpg
Ichigo: Sweet burning mother of pancakes! It's tiny!
Renji: Dude, don't look now, but the floating Japanese symbols have come back, with their friends the English subtitles!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/9tousenkanameon4.jpg
Tousen: Dayumn! I betta not show him mine.

[+KuSaKaBe+]

Okay, Batch #3. I'm still pretty new with this, so mine are still kinda crappy.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20108%20-%20Large%2010.jpg

Sentaro *stoned*: Duuuuude, check out this matrix hax hole! Do you know far, down this goeeeesss?

Kiyone: *sarcastic* Well damn, guess we're gonna have to find out .*rolls eyes*

Sentaro: Uhh... WAIT WHAT?! GURRRRLL, you're gettin' your skinny ass down there!

Kiyone: *grumble* I'm not skinny. Psh!... They got some weed down there, so get down there!

*Pushes Sentaro down hax hole*

Sentaro: YOU LITTLE BIIIIIIATCCH!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2026.jpg

*Lands*

Sentaro: Ugh, dude... where the hell am I?

Nakim: We're watchin' you Sentaro.

Shawlong: *Michael Jackson voice* I've been expecting you...

Sentaro: Oh sh*t... this just like Shinigami Academy all over again!

Batch #4

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2001.jpg

Rukia:* flying kicks* IT'S GANG BANGIN' TIIIMEEEE!!!

Ichigo: UGGHHH!! SH*T!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2002.jpg

Rukia: I'm taking his soul!! You guys take care of the rest.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2003.jpg

Ikkaku: Oh don't worry, we're gonna takegood care of him. *reaches for wooden sword* Hey I'm takin' the top!

Renji: I'm taking the rear *snickers*

Yumichika: And I'll take the crotch.

[Edgey]

Ah, it's good to see this thread go back to it's old perverted ways again :D
Great captions, now it's my turn!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2020_124.jpg
Urahara: My penis is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big! =3

Next:
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Jim Ross: We now return to what has been a very exciting match in the WWE so far.
Jerry Lawler: You got that right JR, it's Rukia vs. Ichigo for the Shinigami World Title, thus far Rukia has been dominating this match up, but will Ichigo be able to pull this thing around, man I love Rukia, PUUPIES JR, PUPPIES!!!
JR: Yes well, let's get back to the match at hand.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2002.jpg
JR: Uh oh, looks like Rukia is setting up Ichigo for her finishing move..
Lawler: Oh no JR, I can't watch, but since it's Rukia, I'll try to keep myself going!
JR: *whispers* You watch too much hentai...
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2001.jpg
JR: OMG and there it is, flying kick from the top turnbuckle right into the face of Ichigo! OMG OMG, this could be it!
Lawler: You got that right, he ain't getting up from a kick that strong...hey wait a minute, what are they doing there?
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
JR: What the hell?!?! Renji just struck Ichigo in the back and he is now holding Ichigo for further punishment, but he's still out cold from that kick from Rukia, OMG this is sick!
Lawler: And it looks like Ikkaku is getting ready his sword, I don't think this is going to end well for Ichigo, JR...
JR: This isn't wrestling, this is down right cheating, and the referee calls for the bell and the match is over, Rukia wins, OMG those cheats, they should be stripped of the title!
Lawler: I know you don't like it JR, but he have a new Shinigami World champion, and her name is Rukia Kuchiki *shouts to Rukia* Mett you after the show! ;)*
JR: Pervert...

[blah]

HAHAHhaha!!
WWE XD
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/061/Bleach%2061-177.jpg
Ichigo: A hero always appears at the last second! *sparkle*
Renji: Yeah, and a hero should always flush the toilet.
Ichigo: Shut up! I was busy!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots/061/Bleach%2061-196.jpg
Renji: Street fighter is overrated...
Rukia: SHORYUKEN!!
Renji: Owie!!

[Neko Bam]

This is my first caption, so please be gentle
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2829/ceilingcatcp6.jpg
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2425/bleach51043aw5.jpg

[Edgey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA great first time Bam, expression on Ishida's face is the best.
Great caption blah, love those street fighter references :D

http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/061/Bleach%2061-177.jpg
Ichigo: I have told you before! Stop teasing the couples that are making out Mr.GreenHiltSword!
Rukia: We are not making out!
Renji: It's OK baby, come closer...
Rukia: OH RENJI!!!
You know what comes next! :D

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2020_124.jpg
Urahara: Hey, fellas! Want to hear a Rukia joke?
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2001.jpg
Urahara: Rukia can roundhouse kick the souls of moody orange-haired teenagers out of their bodies...
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20115%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Urahara: Thus leaving their lifeless bodies as jail bait for lonely bald men with wooden katanas.
Ikkaku: Today's your lucky day Ichigo...

[Edgey]

LOL Ichigo is Ikakku's jail bait, I would have never thought of that, nice one! :)

[Neko Xab]

Thanks... I've been reading too many Chuck Norris jokes.

Pyramus would be pleased upon his return.

[+KuSaKaBe+]

Yeah, if only was still here to see the thread goin' back to it's old ways. We've gotta keep this place alive. I'm gonna be back with some captions later.

[Edgey]

Can't wait for them Kurosaki :D

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20134/bleach-00-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
On sign: "Visit Urahara Shop, where all of your dreams come true...;)"

Next:
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Chad/chad_21_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Chad: Man , I have got the worst hangover in history dude, seriously what did I do last night, and wtf am I wearing?!?!

NOTE: Pay special attention to the drug packets on the table...:eek13:

[Neko Bam]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2029/Bleach%2029_092.jpg
Ichigo: Damn Ganju, I told you those burrito's were a bad idea!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2029/Bleach%2029_121.jpg
Ichigo: Give me your lunchmoney

[Edgey]

LOL bad burritos, that's why I prefer tacos :D
Nice caption

[Neko Bam]

Thank you ^^
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2029/Bleach%2029_200.jpg
Tousen: FOR THE LOVE OF... the damned flying japanese characters are back again

I'm nowhere near as good as the first posters :(
I wish they would come back again, they were the guys who made the truly funny captions (think of the Gin caption where he says "hiya kids, want some drugs?")

[Edgey]

Yeah that was great, Kay is coming back after he sorts some stuff out in his life, Pyramus is at the Shinigami Academy doing contests and chatting up the ladies there and the others I have no idea.

EDIT: I lied, Pyramus is on holiday chatting up the ladies, my mistake :lol

Your captions are good and with a little more work and inspiration you can boost the quality of your work :D

[Neko Bam]

Thank you :) I'll try my best to make better captions

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_127_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hiyori: So you need some training, do you. We'll just have to do this the only way we can. 80's style training montage!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/123_033_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Background music: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-42-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-43-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-36-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ichigo: Okay, okay, I've had enough!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-45-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hiyori: What?! This montage only lasted 2 minutes, n00b!

[blah]

Hahahhaha! You kids are so awesome!!
Good caption, Bamboocha. I'll steal that pic of yours for a sec...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2029/Bleach%2029_200.jpg
Tousen: By the way, those kanji...They say "super awesome man-pretty" ^3^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2020_124.jpg
Urahara: Oh, no! Tousen is so Super Awesome Man-pretty, that the universe itself shall collapse into agonizing ooze of... agony!! You must stop him, Ichigo!
Ichigo: How?!
Urahara: I'm glad you asked...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/123_033_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ichigo: Ok, how about you run that by me again...
Urahara: Sure thing, my dim-witted monkey friend! Using the cosmic Excercise walker, you should be able to travel back in time! You'll travel back to Tousen Geeky 80's phase and take a picture of his pimple-faced, Thick-glasses wearing, Gigantic braces face! That should stop the Super awesome man-pretty effects. In theory, of course.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-36-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ichigo: Of course. That is by far the DUMBEST THING YOU EVER SAID! GOD! Kenshin got the drunk bastard, Allen got the moocher, Why did I get stuck with the Pot-head?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20134/bleach-00-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Creepy worm thing: This job is not as glamorous as I thought!! My ass is sore everyday!!!

[Neko Xab]

Nice one, Blah.

[Neko Bam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_127_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hiyori: So you need some training, do you. We'll just have to do this the only way we can. 80's style training montage!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/123_033_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Background music: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-42-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-43-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-36-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ichigo: Okay, okay, I've had enough!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-45-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hiyori: What?! This montage only lasted 2 minutes, n00b!
That one's awesome :redbiggri
Oh yeah, where do you guys get your screencaps? I get them from bleachportal, but they don't go past episode sixty:sad

[+KuSaKaBe+]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/renjiorihime.jpg

Renji: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THE HELL STOLE MY BREAKFAST!!

Orihime: What were you going to have anyway?

Renji: Donuts, but not just any donuts. Dunkin Donuts!

Orihime: *cough I hate Dunkin cough*

Renji: 0_o... Nova!! It was you!! You breakfast stealing son of a b*tch!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/nova.jpg

Nova: ......... No, I did not. Besides, donuts make for a poorly balanced breakfast. Try having some Frosted Flakes instead.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/renjiorihime.jpg

Renji: SCREW CEREAL, YOU GIMP!! CEREAL'S FOR NUTRITION LOVIN', TREE HUGGING HIPPIES!! I know you stole my breakfast just to get back at me for stealing your toast the other morning!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/nova.jpg

Nova: No, I did not steal your breakfast. Wait, you stole my toast? *Walks away*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/renjiorihime.jpg

Orihime: Renji, it wasn't him, just ask someone else.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/yoruichiurahara.jpg

Urahara: Good morning everyone! I've brought donuts!!

Yoruichi: Jelly-filled donuts!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/renjiorihime.jpg

Renji: SCREW Krispy Kreme! Dude, I want Dunkin Donuts! Gimme!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/yoruichiurahara2.jpg

Urahara: What'd you just say? He couldn't have said...

Yoruichi: Sh*t we've got another non-believer on our hands.

Urahara: It's cool, Yoruichi. I've got it

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/teamurahara7a.jpg

Urahara: PIMP SQUUUUAADDD!! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER INTO OBLIVION!! BLOW HIM TO PIECES!!

Ururu & Jinta: Shuning him to oblivion!!

All: SHUUUUUUN!! S-SHUUUUUUNNN!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/renjiorihime.jpg

Renji: Oh, you've gotta be sh*tting me...

So basically, Renji never found out who stole his breakfast. But now you know he hates Krispy Kremes.

[Neko Bam]

Aww, poor Renji xD
I can understand the thief though, donuts rock :)

[Edgey]

OMG so funny blah, you've done it again! :Haha

@Bam: I go to www.animestocks.com for my screenshots and many others hear do thesame, they have some good ones :D

[opusx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_127_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Talk to the hand

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2052-53/Bleach%2052-53_300.jpg
I promise to be true to you, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health.....

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2052-53/Bleach%2052-53_023.jpg
I'm not the only one in the closet! Mr. I don't have time for the hottest set of cans in town.

[Neko Bam]

OMG, She implies Ichigo is gay xD?

[Selenite]

lol. Wow its been a while since I posted but you guys are awesome. I cant beleive this thread is still going (gazes around in wonderment)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl19.jpg
Ichigo: Damn you Zangetsu... I should have used the ultra quad razor instead.:sad

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/noob.jpg
The Japanese characters have brough their friends... the english alphabet, Dun dun dun.
Byakuya:...

[Edgey]

LOL great one, but I just thought of something better....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/noob.jpg
JP symbols: We have taken Byakuya hostage, give us one million dollars for his safe return.
Byakuya: My eyes! They're in my eyes! Get em off! Get em off!

[Selenite]

lol. yeah I like that one better.

I have several pics that I cant come up with captions with. Maybe I will dig around and post them. That is if I can even find them XD. It shouldnt be too hard considering that they have taken over my computer lol.

[Edgey]

You can just post them here and I'll try to make something funny out of them :Haha
Then we can all have a go.

[Selenite]

here are some... I cant upload them all because I have work soon -_-
I dont know if some of these have already been posted... hopefully not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl75.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl63.jpg

lol now that I think about it I might have some ideas... might require more fishing for other picture though lol

[Edgey]

OK, time to get to work *rolls up sleeves*

1.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl75.jpg
Urahara: Boo!!!
Ichigo: WTF was that??? Oh it's only Urahara again pretending to be a ghost, HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl8.jpg
Ichigo: He stole my Donut! Why that little...
Rukia: *thinking* What a moron, I can't believe he didn't see that one coming...

2.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl7.jpg
Rukia: I am the destroyer of Worlds!!! FEAR ME!!!
*huge explosion*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl3.jpg
Hitsugaya: Oops, I missed again :p
Ukitake: We really need to work on your pitching aim son...
Other Shinigami: SON?!?!?! 0_0

3.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl63.jpg
13th Squad members: Rukia and Kaien, sitting in a tree, F-U-C...
Kaien: *splurting out water* BWAHARHGLARAFD!
Rukia: How the hell did they find out about that?!?!?!

Hope you like!

[dawin45]

DISCLAIMER:
The following bleach caption, contains quotes from Afro Samurai and Trinity Blood,and even Bleach(for the new fans) anime if you haven't watched these anime yet, I suggest you do watch, them, but watching this(before watching the actual anime) would spoil all the trinity blood and afro samurai entertainment,that has been offered you by the anime studios...
For the people which already watched these series, are good to go and watch the caption, with PG-12 of course...:redbiggri
Motion pictures studios present:
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CA27UR8HCAR6MJDCCA65Z6ZDCAB0TCVFCA5.jpg
byakuya:-wait here son,it will soon be over...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAPMV6R7CA3X9KIUCA9WQR3ACAKYJMR9CAK.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAV086Z5CARZEV4VCA1LOOWNCASBEA0VCA0.jpg
ichigo: Yara yara(well ,well, in Japanese learned it from bleach), remember me? #1? I've been waiting a very long time for this...
byakuya: I know but... it all ends here.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CA1CT1C0CAMFYFHDCAYNM86CCAQN5EB8CA1.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CA3C40KRCAZA91MECAKSUEZLCAGQTIUACAO.jpg
ichigo/#2:where's you're weapon?
byakuya/#1: I forgot it at home! damn!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CARAELRCCAROPB2ZCAZH6XHUCA7KVFX9CAX.jpg
ichigo/#2 attack!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAQ49Q6CCAW0SWM8CAILYIIJCA6QVSGHCAT.jpg
ichigo/#2:if I would kill you know,I would miss all the fun of fighting you #1.
byakuya/#1: good thinking!
ichigo/#2: so I'm giving you a chance to defend yourself.here is my spare sword I always keep around...take it!
byakuya/#1: wow! arigatō(thank you! also learned from bleach)...
ichigo/#2:don't mention it!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAI64HYKCAMIFYWGCARHV32GCA5MICCSCAC.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAPT7711CAZ0CYJRCANUQDSPCAYO3HDPCA6.jpg
byakuya/#1:vampire sword transformation!attack!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CA7NNY9FCA5Y9AYCCAM5BD4ICARKX326CAG.jpg
(dodge)
ichigo/#2:W@#? I never knew my spare sword could do that! I'm impressed!you're pretty good #1!
byakuya/#1:you never knew a lot of things, #2!
ichigo/#1: time for my revenge
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/Ichigo-attacking.gif
(dodge)
byakuya/#1: pretty impressive for a #2...
ichigo/#1: that's not all that I've got!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAMR4IJFCAG1W88OCASR1V0WCASKO8TBCAV.jpg
byakuya transforms into an evil vampire...
inchigo/#2: Nanomachine,Krisnik 02: power output 100%!
byakuya/#1/vampire: W@#? is that? I never saw such being before!are a vampire?
ichigo/#2/krusnik: well they're are humans,they're are vampires(which suck on the life of humans) on an upper level, and there are the krusnik, withch suck the life out of vampires...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAHUWTKKCA34ONUECA2RGM0OCAPCLX8CCA6.jpg
ichigo/krusnik, atackes, and backstabes byakuya the vampire...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/CAXBU7LCCAWJMLCRCAY4O0BZCAYE6MEJCAZ.jpg
ichigo: you're slow even when falling!
-hehehe....
-finally! I've got the tittle of #1!in my hand
-Whit this band in my forehead, I will rule this world,as GOD himself...
-it's unfortunate, that you had to see this boy...this moment will always Hunt
you. You'll be consumed by hatred for me.
-challenge me,when you're ready to duel a GOD!hahahaha!

[Edgey]

Those pics are really small, what site did you get them from???

[dawin45]

<<< well I just googled them, cas i really wanted small pics for this long form of caption...

[Edgey]

Ah I see...It's just that my eyes aren't too good at looking at small things.

DON'T YOU DARE MAKE A JOKE OUT OF THAT!!!

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl75.jpg
Ichigo: Duuuude... Urahara just exploded. Damn, those Japanese symbols are getting waaay outta control here.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl3.jpg
Hitsugaya: They broke our wall! Where the hell is border patrol when you need it?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl8.jpg
Ichigo: My hand! It's succumbed to chronic arthritis! How did this happen?!
Rukia: ... Masturbation is bad, mmkay?

[Edgey]

LOL I shall learn from Ichigo's mistakes ^^

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl3.jpg
Ukitake: Who the hell burned down my house?! My mustard and half a can of beer were in there!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl7.jpg
The previous night...
Rukia: The f*** y'all lookin' at?

[Setsuna Ai]

lol. Wow its been a while since I posted but you guys are awesome. I cant beleive this thread is still going (gazes around in wonderment)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl19.jpg
Ichigo: Damn you Zangetsu... I should have used the ultra quad razor instead.:sad
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/noob.jpg
The Japanese characters have brough their friends... the english alphabet, Dun dun dun.
Byakuya:...
the pwnz0rz

[blah]

Hahahaha! Good ones guys!!
Hey, welcome back, Selenite!
Your avvi gives me nightmares, Bamboocha.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl4.jpg
Gin the MC: Now here we have the latest of Hollow fashion, by the Amazingly fabulous Aizen-sama, The Arrancar Attire. Made with 100% Hougyokou-made Hollows.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20133/bleach-041-animestocks[com].jpg
Keigo: She's got a headache, and I hope it's a tumor!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20133/bleach-037-animestocks[com].jpg
What's-her-face: Let's make sweet monkey love!
Ikkaku: WHAT?!!
W.H.F: I mean... let's go play stick swords.
Ikkaku: Hrrmmm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl8.jpg
Ichigo: ARRGHHH!!!
Rukia: What's with you?
Ichigo: Chuck Norris kicked me in the nuts! He probably thought I was Indiana Jones!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hitsugaya%20Toushiro,%2010th%20Division%20Captain/hitsu_041_animestocks[com].jpg
Hitsugaya: Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!! Hyorinmaru's Dragonball Z!!
Hyorinmaru: O_o MY WHAT?!!
Hitsugaya: Shut up! Play along.

[Edgey]

LOL Hitsugaya looks like an albino Super Saiyan though doesn't he? :Haha
Loves the Chuck Norris one and The Ultimate Showdown, that's the best song ever!

[Neko Bam]

Your avvi gives me nightmares, Bamboocha.


:biggrinlo thank you~, I no have a purpose in life xD

[Cable]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bleach/bl7.jpg

Postcard from Rukia:
Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have postcards here now and you are allowed to send them to your friends. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

[Pyramus]

IM BACK!!!!!!!! WHOOP! Its been too long my peeps! So, how many of you have missed me???

[Edgey]

.....Who the hell are you???

LOL jk welcome back dude! Better get that funny moving because I gotta go tomorrow to Music School/Camp for 6 days, YAY!!!

[Pyramus]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! As soon as i come back VM has to leafve! Please dont go!!!! And i just got home and im real tired, so I cant think of anything funny!!!

[Edgey]

I have to go...it is...my destiny.

And BTW you better get over to the Academy section and catch up otherwise your not going to pass 0_0

And don't worry, I'll think up the funny in a little while.

[Pyramus]

Yea the academy understands my situation and its being ssorted out! Ill get there! :p

[Edgey]

Ah that's good to hear, now for a caption :D

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/BECK/Koyuki/koyuki_43_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Koyuki: LET'S ROCK!!!! *busts out impossible guitar solo of the Gods* :headbang
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Chad/chad_12_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Chad *listening*: Hey wait a minute, this isn't ALONES, DAM U TORRENTS!!!!!

[+KuSaKaBe+]

IM BACK!!!!!!!! WHOOP! Its been too long my peeps! So, how many of you have missed me???

This place is doing pretty good, but it wasn't the same without your captions! Recently the thread has gone back to it's perverted ways again, how about you keep us going?

[Edgey]

Yes we need the pervy-ness back!

LOL just found this on the net and I thought it was funny.
http://animeyume.com/blog/images/bleach_dub.jpg
:Haha

[Neko Rae]

:Haha this thread is the best!

[Pyramus]

@hirahira, Aint it???? lol!!! Now lets see what i can do!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bl8.jpg
Ichigo: AHHHH!!!!!!!! Hitsugaya showed me a picture of Matsumoto!!!!!
Rukia: What? Shouldn't that be a good thing?
Ichigo: But she had a penis! It was this big!!!!!!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10724554.png
Matsumoto: You! You showed Ichigo that picture of me!!!! I told you that I had a penis in confidence!!!!
Hitsugaya: Hehe! But the temptation was just too much! I had to tell someone!!!
Matsumoto: Ive already had to dispose of Kon! And where he is right now aint pretty!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach16_095.jpg
Kon(thinking): AHHHH!!!!! Matsumoto locked me in a room with a load of sex ed teachers!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/snapshot20061222160651.jpg
Urahara: And now we will move onto anal sex!
Tessai: I brought visual aids!

[Edgey]

HOORAY! The thread is back to it's old ways! :D
Glad to have you back Pyramus :)

[Neko Bam]

@hirahira, Aint it???? lol!!! Now lets see what i can do!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bl8.jpg
Ichigo: AHHHH!!!!!!!! Hitsugaya showed me a picture of Matsumoto!!!!!
Rukia: What? Shouldn't that be a good thing?
Ichigo: But she had a penis! It was this big!!!!!!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap-10724554.png
Matsumoto: You! You showed Ichigo that picture of me!!!! I told you that I had a penis in confidence!!!!
Hitsugaya: Hehe! But the temptation was just too much! I had to tell someone!!!
Matsumoto: Ive already had to dispose of Kon! And where he is right now aint pretty!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach16_095.jpg
Kon(thinking): AHHHH!!!!! Matsumoto locked me in a room with a load of sex ed teachers!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/snapshot20061222160651.jpg
Urahara: And now we will move onto anal sex!
Tessai: I brought visual aids!
Pyramus is back =D!

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_035.jpg
Don Kan'onji: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin wabbits
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_100.jpg
Rukia: Ch-Chappy? *twitch*

[Edgey]

LOL die Chappy! :Haha

[Neko Xab]

IM BACK!!!!!!!! WHOOP! Its been too long my peeps! So, how many of you have missed me???
*glomps*
Pyramus! You're back! I did my best to see to it that the thread didn't die... Did I do good? Did I do good?!

[blah]

Hahhaha!!
Welcome back Pyramus. Let's party like the Roman Gods who were D.O.A's
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/snapshot20061222160651.jpg
Urahara: ... And that's why we're discontinuing the Chappy line. Any questions?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_100.jpg
Rukia: Yeah, How many stabs to the neck do you want? :mad:
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/038.jpg
Ishida: Coke!
Ganjyu: Pepsi!
Ishida: Coke!!
Ganjyu: Pepsi!!
Ishida: Coke!!!
Ganjyu: Pepsi!!!
Chad: S-shush, you guys. W-we'll get punished again.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/041.jpg
Ishida: CokeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Chad: Crap!! Now you've done it!
Kenpachi: Fighting over soft drinks supermacy, are we?
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/045.jpg
Kenpachi: Cream Soda Pwnz all, Newbs!
Ikkaku: Damn straight!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/051/052.jpg
Orihime: UGH!! GROSS!! That muscle cream really stinks!!
Kenpachi: B-but...I'm not wearing any muscle cream :(
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/051/056.jpg
Yachiru: How dare you point out Ken-chan's embarresing B.O. problem? I'm gonna pants you good!
Orihime: NO!!

[Neko Bam]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2031/Bleach%2031_085.jpg
Renji: Any last words, Ichigo?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2031/Bleach%2031_103.jpg
Ichigo: Yeah, I screwed Rukia, four times in a row!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2031/Bleach%2031_089.jpg
Renji: Ooh, your penis is SOOO going to be cut off

Yeah, didn't have much inspiration today :(

[Pyramus]

Yay! People still love me! And Xabelis, you did verrrrry good! *Pats on head* Oh my God Blah still has the funnyness goin in him! And Boomboocha has made a name for himself/herself in this thread! Welcome to the caption family Boomboocha!

[Neko Bam]

Yay! People still love me! And Xabelis, you did verrrrry good! *Pats on head* Oh my God Blah still has the funnyness goin in him! And Boomboocha has made a name for himself/herself in this thread! Welcome to the caption family Boomboocha!

Thank you :Domo
I'm a guy btw :toocool:

[Pyramus]

Ahh very good! I better not kiss you then, you might take it the wrong way! hehe! *Blushes*

[Edgey]

Yo Pyramus, change you usertitle to "Caption Lord No.2" and then we can start a little family going! :D

[Neko Xab]

Xabelis apologizes in advance if she gives anyone nightmares. She's very dirty-minded today.


http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/051/052.jpg
Orihime: Almost there... Almost there... Almost there!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/051/056.jpg
Orihime: Ahhhh! Yes!
Yachiru: Gang bang!

[Edgey]

0_0 Mission Accomplished Xabelis! :Haha

[Neko Xab]

Today I've got extra energy to be completely perverted, since it's the weekend and I don't have to deal with band camp tiring me the hell out. I actually lost my voice yesterday barking marching commands to the freshmen.


http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/038.jpg
Chad: Shhh... Someone just flushed a toilet upstairs. Can you hear the doody in the pipes?
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/041.jpg
Ishida: Holy shit! The pipes busted!
Ganju: How the hell did that happen?!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/051/045.jpg
Kenpachi: Whoa, my bad, dudes. It was prune juice night in the Squad 11 barracks.
Ikkaku: Honestly, why do we even insist on upholding that tradition?
Yumichika: I'm standing ankle deep in doody, but I still look beautiful doing it.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/051/052.jpg
Orihime: Arrrgh! You overgrown hedgehog-looking bastard! I was gonna be next! I... can't... hold it in!

[Pyramus]

@VM: Mabye i should.... but im sure that there are people here that derserve that title more than i do! What does Blah say?

[Neko Bam]

Xabelis, you actually made me LOL out loud xD Good job *thumbs up*
"Can you hear the doody in the pipes?" Hilarious xD

[Neko Xab]

Xabelis, you actually made me LOL out loud xD Good job *thumbs up*
"Can you hear the doody in the pipes?" Hilarious xD
Yay! I made someone laugh! I love to spread the joy that is laughter.:redbiggri

[Pyramus]

Hey Xabelis, you make me laugh every day! I love you and your funnyness! :D

[blah]

Hehhehe, cool captions Xabelis.
@Pyramus & VM: Hmmm...I think Numbers seem kinda cool. But I think it would be cooler if you changed the caption Lord to a caption king, or a caption knight, or captain caption, or Dr. Caption etc.
Of course that's just my opinion. If you want to be #2, be my guest ^3^

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2031/Bleach%2031_089.jpg
Renji: I can't forgive you for what you did to Rukia...hehhehe. Dude, check it out. My shadow is slashing your shadow's neck XD
Ichigo: Stay in character, Ren...hehe, that is kinda funny.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/098/Bleach%2098-132.jpg
Yachiru: RUN! I PUT SUGAR IN OLD MAN YAMA'S CAR!!
Yamamoto: DAD-BURN IT!!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots/098/Bleach%2098-66.jpg
Orihime: Hey, What's up, Giii~irlfriend!!
Yachiru: Hi, pwetty lady!
Kenpachi: Awww, the girls are getting along well. Wanna hang out, Ichigo?
Ichigo: You repeatedly tried to kill me. So the answer is: "#@$% Off, Sicko".
Kenpachi: hahahaha...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots/098/Bleach%2098-147.jpg
Kenpachi: ....wait a minnit...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots/098/Bleach%2098-170.jpg
Kenpachi: YOU ASS-CLOWN!! I WAS TRYING TO BE SOCIALLY ACTIVE IN MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE!!

[Pyramus]

*Scared at Zarakis face!* And dibs on no 2!!!! And no i dont mean doody!


EDIT: I think that Blah should be a caption king, and the rest of us higher up ones get different ranks! Dibs on the rank just below King!!! :D

[dawin45]

damn! blah you made kenpachi look good again!hells yeah! you got in the style again...

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_029.jpg
Cloud: And that is how my hamster died...
Rukia: Ooh! I liked the part where you bit his head off!
Ririn: I'm Wonder Woman!
Nova: *farts* I'd enjoy this more if I had a nose...
Kon: Sweet mother of god, Nova! That was sick!
Ichigo: *thinking* Man, I am sooo messed up. There are bunnies, turtles, lions, and birds everywhere... Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[dawin45]

damn! Xabelis you made ichigo high again...oh well this time the picture looks right at his place where it should...very whel done...

[Edgey]

LOL some dam funny captions there poeple!

I have just sorted out possible ranks, here they are:

Caption King - blah
Caption Lord - Pyramus
Caption General - VizardMaster
Caption Captain - Xabelis
Caption VC -
Caption Knights (multiple people in this rank) -

Hope that this system is good blah, hopefully if we all get enough points we can start a usergroup off! :)

[Neko Xab]

Yay! A ranking system!

... Can I be captain, or is there someone more deserving of the spot?

[Edgey]

There is no one more deserving than you Xabelis! You are now Caption Captain!

Now only if blah approves of this system...

[Neko Xab]

*stares down thread like a hawk waiting for approval for lack of better things to do*

[Edgey]

And to cure your boredom while you wait, a randmo caption (it's not very good, it's late at night over here...)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_029.jpg
^WHEN ANIMATION GOES WRONG...^

[Neko Xab]

I see... The rain that just came in was washed my funny out. It's been raining repeatedly for about a month, now. It's rare to have a single dry day. *jumps up with great force and stabs Mr. Raincloud in the face*

http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1184096656
Hah! How you like me now?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_029.jpg
Rukia: Holy crap Ichigo, Xabelis just stabbed a cloud and made it rain bloooood!
Cloud: Xabelis stabbed me, when?
Ichigo: Not now, you two, can't you see I'm busy being poorly drawn?

[blah]

Sounds like a good idea, VM. *Sniff* I'm gonna miss being a lord, though.
BTW, how many points do we need to get a usergroup?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_029.jpg
Claude: Ok, kids. Who wants to siphon gas off of our neighbor's car?
Rukia: OH! Oh, oh, me! Pick Me!!
Kon: NO, me me me me me me me!!!
Ichigo: Ahhh, to be a kid again.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/103/Bleach%20103-154.jpg
Ukitake: See? I told you that Saitou Hajime was a real person.
Kyoraku: No way! A guy that badass has gotta be fake. You're stupid.
Ukiatake: :mad: No, you are.
Kyoraku: So's your mom!
Ukitake: Uh...well..So's your Grandma!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/103/Bleach%20103-161.jpg
Kyoraku: Le Gasp! Why you gotta bring my gram-gram into this? Meanie!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/103/Bleach%20103-151.jpg
Ukitake: What are you doing?
Kyoraku: I'm praying to my Goddess to smite you! Oh, Storm AKA Ororo Munroe! Smite this grandma basher!
Ukitake: You pray to a comic book character?
Kyoraku: A comic book Goddess.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/103/Bleach%20103-162.jpg
Ukitake: Whatever. I'm ignoring you now. Go away.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/103/Bleach%20103-177.jpg
Chad: I got a live one, Ichigo! Quick! Cut him open and let's take his pancreas.
Ishida: W-what?!!
Ichigo: Sigh! Y'see, Chad, this is why you're not supposed to yell out whatever the Hell you do all the time.

[Neko Xab]

I dunno, but it'll probably be many weeks before I could buy a change in my user title and become the Caption Captain.

[blah]

http://gallery.bleachexile.com////////screenshots/056/Bleach%2056-4.jpg
Yammamoto: ....Hug?
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////////screenshots/056/Bleach%2056-295.jpg
Blonde kid: AAAAAAAAH!! Matsumoto is one the cover!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//020/017.jpg
Kenpachi: Hahaha! I am bigger than you, puny mortal! ow I shall eat you!! Muahahahahaa!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//020/018.jpg
Byakuya: You were saying?
Kenpachi: ....Crap.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//020/019.jpg
Byakuya: mffhikwjagghmmff? (Why is our faces mushed together like this?)
Kenpachi: JAJSJ!!UHIWKA!! MGMDFGGJHQOA!!! (UGH!! GROSS! PERSONAL SPACE!!)
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//020/030.jpg
Jinta: HAha! Now that Tessai is stuck in a 50 feet deep lava pit filled with acid spewing Chimeras, I can finally watch my anime instead of him watching his stupid cooking shows. Nyahahahaaa!

[Yamamoto]

BWAHAHAAHAHAAHAA


I just gotta say ROFLOLMAO at Byakuya and Kenpachi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Selenite]

ROFLMAO... That was a great caption Pyramus.

I was trying to find my other pics to post, but it seems I have lost one of my flash drives. V_V

[Ranger]

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5963/bleach1264tn7.jpg
[Ryuuken]: I'm so pimp, I pump my glasses with neon.

I'm a noob at this xD

[Neko Xab]

Not a bad first try. Welcome to the party, Ranger.

[Selenite]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl25-1.jpg
Kon: Muahahaha... my evil characters. Go forth and conquer the bleach cast!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl9.jpg
Red rover, Red rover, send Grimmjaw right over.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl10.jpg
Death by hilt... lol.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl11-1.jpg
Renji: Here boy... here. *whistles*

I found a few pics... hopefully I can upload some.

[Pyramus]

Ok, I changed my usertitle, I am now a caption lord!!!! Whoop!!!!

Oh and Blah, you might want to change your sig, it still says "Are you wondering what a caption Lord is?"

[Ranger]

Tried another one.

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7051/untitledem2.jpg
There goes our animation budget..

[Sendivoge]

Eh I'm not very funny, but i'm bored, so here i go. Enjoy :P

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2948/cappa1vl2.png
Inoue: I want to become more powerful as well!
Urahara: ah... hahahah er.. no Inoue-san, sorry but i'd prefer you to sit this battle out. I have... ah another special assignment for you! Yes!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1048/cappa2ej5.png
Hachi: You've been told to watch this box too..? Ok.. but you're not getting all the credit!

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3699/cappa3di4.png
Ikkaku: Why is Matsumoto sending you pictures of guys..?
Yumichika: I don't know, you ask too many questions.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8837/cappa4bz1.png
Toshiro: That's it, she's dead.

[dawin45]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/cappa4bz1.png
hytsugaya: So, you're listening to linkin park-numb on that mp3 player, how about I chance it to disturbed-conflict?
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5457/output1186309389187kc5.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/cappa3di4.png
phone: to access another 5 minutes of this Pron movie please pay 5$...
ikkaku: 5$, you crazy?this world sux, you can't even entertain yourself whith a good old fasioned PrOn movie...
Yumichika: I don't really care about that, as long as I'm still beatiful,the chicks would dig me...

[blah]

Hahahahaha! Funny captions, everybody! Heehehe, Watch the box XD Good one, Sndivoge. I love your avvi!
Oops, thanx for the heads-up, lord Pyramus.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/035/35_108.JPG
Ganjyu: Drool on me, do ya?! Well, take THIS!! *Hack* *spit!!*
Hanatarou: zzzzzzz...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/035/35_126.JPG
Hanatarou: zzzzzzNo Please Stop! Hanatarou is a good boy, mommyzzzzzz
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/035/35_111.JPG
Ganjyu: You got issues, man.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/035/35_156.JPG
Hanatarou: Innocence Invocation!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////////screenshots/035/35_99.JPG
They forgotten all about him. They used his name to make some crappy movies that don't even feature him. But now he's back with a vengence. Ichimaru Gin is.... The Pink Panther.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//036/bscap69.jpg
Aizen: Cool! I'm in the ending of that Gladiator movie!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//038/38064.jpg
Nanao: *Lip smacking* mmmm, he looks delicious.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//038/38068.jpg
Nanao: I'm gonna fry him up real good.
Kyoraku: HOLD IT!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//038/38071.jpg
Nanao: Oh, c'mon! I wanted fried up Japenese-Mexican cuisine for years now!!
Kyoraku: You have to wait a day. Let him soak up the flavour of his own blood and tobassco.

[Pyramus]

Hahahahahahaha! Awsome captions Blah! The Pink panther one made me lol!!!!! And ur welcome by the way! King Blah for ever! Looks like that idea u and me pondered over is finaly taking form! But I would still like to become a real usergroup! Oh well, baby steps! :D

[Neko Bam]

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_105.jpg
Rukia: I hope that's your zanpakuto I'm feeling


http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_150.jpg
Ganju: RAEP TIME!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_159.jpg
For the Love of God Ganju, use some lube!

[dawin45]

Bamboocha got to love you're captions nice one!

[Neko Xab]

... Crap, too much funny happens here when I'm sleeping. So that's how it's gonna be, huh?

http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/035/35_111.JPG
Ganju: Hanatarouuuu! Why must you ejaculate in your sleeeeep?!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/cappa3di4.png
Yumichika: Okay, who just text messaged me saying I'm a douchebag?
Ikkaku: Well, at least they're not lying.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/dawin45/cappa4bz1.png
Hitsugaya: Duuuude... I just totally called Yumichika a douchebag via text message...

[Pyramus]

Duuuuude! Im like totaly not feeling the funny right now for some reason! I need inspiration!

[Neko Xab]

Me neither. I did back-breaking work until 4 am last night, and I just woke up to realize that my friend can't take me to Atsuicon today, even though I had an awesome Ise Nanao cosplay...

Xabelis is sad.

[Pyramus]

Oh! Dont be sad Xabelis! ill tell u what, ill use my own points to change ur usertitle for u! Your now the 'Caption captain' right?

[Neko Xab]

Really? You'd do that?... *hugs Pyramus* You are the most awesome dude ever! Thank youuuuuuu!

[Pyramus]

Oops, i acturly forgot to do right after I closed this thread..... oh well, ill do it now! Oh, and to make it look lik ur at a convention whtever with cosplays! Ill glomp you! *Glomps Xabelis*

[Neko Xab]

Yay! *glomps Pyramus back* I swear, we need more people in this world as awesome as you...

Now, I'll be away for a while, I need to go wash up.

[Pyramus]

No dont go! Screw the dirty dishes, I need someone good to talk to!

[Neko Xab]

I'm back, just needed to get the stench of B.O. and newspaper ink off me. Both smells, after a while, can make someone sick to their stomach.

[Pyramus]

Well, you smell as sweet as roses now! :D

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/screenhunter04jul191753yc8.jpg
Yumichika: Lets go gimp! I didnt spend $5 on you for nothing!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_animestockscom_021.jpg
Chad: Oh dear God! Urahara told me that this was skydiving lessons!
Yumichika: Hey! Come on! I want to make a film about you and Ichigo first of all!

*2 hours later*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/ova_animestockscom_009.jpg
Ichigo: Oh yeah Chad! Right there man, right there! thats the spot!
Chad: i can't beleive that im loosing my virginity to ichigo! I promised Ikkaku that i would save myself for him!!!
Ikkaku: hey Bia