Bleach Caption thread! [Archive] - Page 11

blah

08-08-2007, 03:40 AM

Hahahaa! So funny XD!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_39.jpg
Ganjyu: Where's the remote?!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_11923.jpg
Ikkaku: Y'know, with the right clothes, I can easily be Lex Luthor.
Yumichika: Not with that thinking pose.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_11925.jpg?t=1186540244
Ikkaku: Hmmm... You're right! How about this pose?
Yumichika: It's perfect! If Lex Luthor was hitting on Superman. C'mon, You can do better than that!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_12702.jpg
Ikkaku: Grrr.... you're so picky.
Yumichika: ........ meanie :(
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/snapshot20060819190410.jpg
Yumichika: Oh, Ichigo. Save me from that monster!
Ichigo: Dude, what the Hell are you doing.... quit touching me there!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/snapshot20060819191745.jpg
Yumichika, whispering: SHUSH! Just play along, I wanna make Ikkaku jealous!
Ichigo: Why me?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_12818.jpg
Ikkaku: WTF is going on here?!!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_12817.jpg
Yumichika: Screw you, Ikkaku! I found a new piece of arm candy!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/snapshot20060819191550.jpg
Yumichika: Oh, Ichigo, protect me from that horrible beast!
Ichigo: Quit tugging on that!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/snapshot20070106173412.jpg
Kenpachi: Why did you let blah make something so offensive to you two?
Ikkaku: We had no choice...
Yumichika: ...he gave us tickets to "Mama Mia!".

smach

08-08-2007, 04:26 AM

lol nice stuff blah, nice stuff indeed.

Sendivoge

08-08-2007, 07:53 AM

Anyone else having trouble seeing a lot of the images? for example, the first 4 captions at the top of the page don't load for me... neither do quite a few others. I haven't had any trouble with this thread until now.

Refreshing the image does nothing

Yamamoto

08-08-2007, 07:57 AM

^yes :(

.....so many cpations in the page too >_>

Alexander4

08-08-2007, 07:57 AM

oh noes kenpachi and kon did the fusion dance!!!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1151408553_Bleach%20-%20KON%20copy.jpg

Ichigo its a hollow kill it!!!

http://fast.mediamatic.nl/f/sjnh/image/11932-1584-2680.jpg

Ranger

08-08-2007, 08:09 AM

They were working a few minutes ago. O_O

I swear I saw 'em..

Alexander4

08-08-2007, 08:13 AM

i made mine in spoiler things, dont know why they didnt work, oh well ill just put the links

Pyramus

08-08-2007, 09:36 AM

The word twat was used right? Awsome!!! :D

smach

08-08-2007, 10:00 AM

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_105_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Ooops, sorry. I fell through the ceiling.
Yuzu: HA! lucky for you only fell on old magazines, a chair, and a idiot dad.
Isshin: Remember me.. as a leash on society. *dies* XP
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_113_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Ok, let's try again. And this time AIM AT THE SWORD!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ichimaru%20Gin,%203rd%20Division%20Captain/gin_54_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Gin: Hmph. Maybe I shouldn't have bought that authentic Nazi underwear. Man, it's itchy.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Sarugaki%20Hiyori/hiyori_04_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Hiyori: He fell down the stairs.
Shinji: I fell down the stairs.those pics prolly got deleted...or de-hotlinked.

Neko Xab

08-08-2007, 12:56 PM

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_113_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Okay, the game is Pin the Sword on the Hollow! Do I f*cking look like a hollow to you, ese?

dawin45

08-08-2007, 03:20 PM

#Xabelis did you're picture just got removed?

blah

08-08-2007, 04:17 PM

:( Oh, my poor pics. I tried hosting them on photobucket just now, but it won't work. I even went to the website that I got it from, it looks like that website has some problem or something right now.
Anyway, let's not dwell in the past. Onward!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/0671821e.jpg
Ichigo: ........ :)
Ishida: :mad: What's so funny, Kurosaki?
Ichigo: Man, if only you got amnesia. Think of all the fun stuff I'll have you believe!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/2293b6b8.jpg
Ishida: One more turn around the park, Bitterman.
Ichigo: Ok, why did we convince his amnesiac ass that we're his butlers?
Chad: Why do you ask me for? I'm the limo!! :mad:
Ishida: The limo's been making funny noises, Bitterman. Have that checked out.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/jaccuse.jpg
Ichigo: Someone has been doing some weird stuff to stuffed animals lately. As an officer of the People for Ethical Treatment of Sttuffed Animal, I accuse you, ISHIDA!!!
Chad: Dun dun dun!
Ishida: .....All right I admit it!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/isthatabear.jpg
Renji: LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A PIECE!!
Ishida: I like to dress'em up all pretty, like THIS!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/fearit.jpg
Ishida: Then I have tea parties with it! And I'll do it again! Muahahaha!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Ganju/ganjuintro2.jpg
Ganjyu: "Tea parties"! That's all we needed to hear!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_87.jpg
Ganjyu: Hanatarou, Where's my back-up, dammit?!!
Hantarou: Sorry, Ganjyu! We're all tied up here trying to quiet down the mob! They want to tear the perp's head!
Mob: Kill that Tea party havin' son of a b1tch!!!
Hanatarou: You can't come through the front door.
Ganjyu: Screw doors! I got a job to do!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_39.jpg
Ganjyu: Get down!

Sendivoge

08-08-2007, 05:30 PM

hmmm yeah i should probably start using photobucket more, it'll save me looking for them later...

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/9153/cappa6mn5.png
Ukitake: Hold it right there dirt-bag! Up against the hood!
Byakuya: ... what did i do?
Ukitake: Quiet punk, that'll be for me to decide. Now hold still while i feel you up- err.. pat you down. Aha! What's this?!
Byakuya: It's not mine, i swear! Plenty of people have been in my ass today, any one of them could have left it there!

Pyramus

08-08-2007, 06:32 PM

Is it my computer or r hardly none of these pics showing up?

blah

08-08-2007, 07:47 PM

This is so friggin' weird!!! Those pics were not showing this morning, but they showed up again! What's going on >3< !!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-120.jpg
Kon: I'M STREAKING ROFL 8D!!!!11!!
Ichigo: Idiot! You're not anatomically correct!
Chad: Sigh! I wish I was still anatomically correct.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Ishida/2293b6b8.jpg
Ichigo: We told you, Chad: Offer the Rabbi a drink after the circumsicion!
Ishida: You really got no one to blame but yourself, big guy.
Chad: Yeah, yeah... :( I was so excited about becoming a man.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-121.jpg
Ichigo: Yeah, now you you won't become a man ever...What are you doing, kon?!!
Kon: This is my imitation of your mom! She was doing a naked fan dance at the club down the street!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-125.jpg
Ichigo: LIES! ALL LIES! MY MOTHER WAS A BELLY DANCER!!
Kon: ...er..what?!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-118.jpg
Everybody: What?!!!
Ichigo: uh... I mean...she was a nun.

smach

08-08-2007, 07:52 PM

lol nice stuff.

Pyramus

08-08-2007, 10:06 PM

NICCCCCEEEEEEEE! I really need to do another caption sooon *racks brains*

Neko Bam

08-08-2007, 10:11 PM

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_017.jpg
Chad: .........my wrist hurts
Ayame: I wonder why -_-...
Matsumoto: Silly Chad, http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=38130&dateline=1186031651

Neko Xab

08-08-2007, 11:22 PM

http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-118.jpg
Chad: Dude... Ichigo just pooped.

bbnflpn

08-09-2007, 06:46 AM

great stuff as always guys. i dont have anything to put up my brain is just not working in that way.

i would be willing to support the title fund as well i have plenty of $$ and i dont spend them on much of anything.

just give me a page if you need some of the pts.

sniperz

08-09-2007, 09:57 AM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2024.jpg
Ulqiorra: im gonna go emo .. fear me.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Fat Arrancar : peek a boo. i see u =P
Ulqiorra : hey this aint a hide and seek game with ur cheating swords T_T

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2010.jpg
Chicken Arrancar : hey i look like chicken with snakey hands!
Fat Arrancar : nooo i wont show u my chimera style until u piss me!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2015.jpg
Jinta : OBJECTION!!
Ururu : OBJECTION !!!
3 MOD SOULS : T_T!"

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2023.jpg
Patros : wtf... no hax 9999 sword fighting with me! hmmPHH!!1

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Patros : Ima... hax on you back u god dam shinigami!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2014.jpg
Renji : ugh... toys like u shud wear diapers!
Kon : dun sweat the details :)

dawin45

08-09-2007, 10:59 AM

<<<<good pics you made there about the latest release good one!

smach

08-09-2007, 11:02 AM

HERE'S ANOTHER EP136 PIC FOR U TO RIP APART:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1172/1186650642376al1.jpg

Pyramus

08-09-2007, 11:19 AM

I didnt notice that pic! Fukin hell! lol!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/1186650642376al1.jpg
Rengi: Secret attack, BAD ANIMATION!!!!!! Taste my porrly drawn lines and bad coloring!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bl8.jpg
Rukia: Whats wrong Ichigo?
Ichigo: I just saw Episode 136 and Rengi! It was unbearable! AHH! Hak *Cough splutter die*

I also have this one! It goes out to VM!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/1186650642376al1.jpg
Director: Cut! We can easily tell the difference between Rengi and his midgit stunt double!
Midgit: But im trying my best! Ive only ever done midgit porn before!
Vizardmaster: Midgit porn, never seen that, sounds.............interesting...

sniperz

08-09-2007, 12:24 PM

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/1186650642376al1.jpg
Renji : shikai! mini renji powa!!!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Patros : juz frigging die u nubz!
Renji : holy pwned! X_X

Neko Xab

08-09-2007, 01:06 PM

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/1186650642376al1.jpg
Renji: Low-budget never looked so fabulous!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Patros: Where's my money, ho?

smach

08-09-2007, 01:58 PM

>>> SUM BLEACH+NARUTO TRIVIA <<<
(http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?p=1886486#post1886486)

blah

08-09-2007, 03:02 PM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2014.jpg
Renji: We're your friends, Kon.
Rukia: Please, stop sniffing plotonium.
Ichigo: Look at you! That glow ain't normal or healthy!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Kon/kon7i.jpg
Kon: SCREW YOU!! You don't understand my pain!
Ichigo: You're high on ploto right now, am I right?!
Kon: ..........no....
[In kon's mond]
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/valleyofthegods.jpg
Kon: I love you, giant talking boobies!
Giant talking boobies: Together we shall rule the world. But you have to kill our friends first. KILL THEM ALL!!
[/in kon's sick mind]
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//050/0032.JPG
Kon: ...hmmm, you got a point, guys. Or maybe you're right, giant talking boobs....
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/033/33_144.JPG
Jinta: Help! She's trying to strip me!
Karin: Shut up, or mamma spank!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//050/0005.JPG
Yuzu: Gasp! Karin, you pedophile!
Karin: we're the same age, it's not pedophilia!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//050/0049.JPG
Yuzu: Oh, ok. *humming* lalalalala
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//033/33_104.JPG
Jinta: ....Dude, your sister is a 'tard.
Karin: Yeah, we know.
Yuzu: Oh, by the way...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//050/0074.JPG
Yuzu: Lemme eat out your heart >=D

Pyramus

08-09-2007, 06:03 PM

AHHHHHHHH! That last picture was both random and scarry at the same time! I dont think ive ever lauged so hard at the same time of pooping myself! hehe! Doody in the pipes! lol!

Neko Bam

08-09-2007, 06:50 PM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Fat Arrancar: I heard you like buttsecks
Ulquiorra: *le gasp*

blah

08-09-2007, 07:34 PM

Hahahaha! You so naughty, Bamboocha XD
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-11.jpg
Ichigo: Whoah-ha! Hello there, handsome!
Byakuya: *blushes* Awww, than... oh, you're talking to your reflection again...
Ichigo: Hey, hot stuff. You come here often?
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-131.jpg
Yoruichi: B1tch! Gimme back my hairpin!
Soi Fon: Over my dead sex life!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-136.jpg
Yorucihi: I can revive that *wink*
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-134.jpg
Soi Fon: Oh, my. You're...hot!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-140.jpg
*kiss* *Porn groove music*
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-163.jpg
Minazuki: PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!
Unohana: I'm sorry, Kotetsu. But according to our Shojou-ai/yaoi evaluator Minazuki, your fanfic is too random, stupid and unlogical.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/055/Bleach%2055-149.jpg
Kotetsu: Rats.
Unohana: Take her away, boys.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots//060/192.jpg
Kotetsu: You'll see, Retsu! I'll be back to my desk writing more Yoruifon!

Pyramus

08-09-2007, 07:52 PM

lol! Awsome stuff! *Claps politly*

Neko Bam

08-09-2007, 08:54 PM

Aww, I wanted to read more of Kotetsu's fanfic xD

@ Blah, oh c'mon, you can't deny that the blood looks a bit too brown xD

smach

08-09-2007, 08:56 PM

who doesn't love sum yoruichi...that's always the best.

Neko Bam

08-09-2007, 09:10 PM

who doesn't love sum yoruichi...that's always the best.

I and 99.3% of CB's Males and 14.6% of CB's females totally agree :Domo

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_137.jpg
Rukia: Woah, you really use Zangetsu to compensate
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_143.jpg
Ichigo: It isn't about the size, but what you do with it, smartass!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2042/Bleach%2042_040.jpg
Yoruichi: Ichigo....the bedroom....now
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_147.jpg
Ichigo: Pwned
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2042/Bleach%2042_059.jpg
Yoruichi: Quick! To the shinigami-mobile
Byakuya: WTF?
Ichigo: YAY, free sex!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_144.jpg
Rukia: ........I should stop taking those pills, I'm seeing shit....

Tongue

08-09-2007, 09:52 PM

http://i13.tinypic.com/6gx8678.gif
Jinta: how could i with your (insert word for wang here) in my mouth

the rest is up to you ;p i like lolipop

sry about that thing on the top if i wasn't so lazy i'd try to edit it out but i'm lazy ><

drzjthan

08-09-2007, 09:58 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_143.jpg
Ichigo: You ho i seen u with Renji u slut

Neko Xab

08-09-2007, 10:00 PM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Fat Arrancar: Open up and say ahhh.
Ulquiorra: ... Ahh?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_144.jpg
Rukia: Sweet shit! Some sucker suffered sodomy by a sharp shit-soaked sword!

(try saying that 10 times fast!)

bbnflpn

08-09-2007, 10:12 PM

hey guys i have a quick question. im having trouble takeing screen shots. when i do where the player box is in my photo editor, the video stays the same in the back ground ie where the box is in the photo editor what is on the screen in the back ground shows and not the place whre i took the screen shot. if i move the image the place in the video stays the same.

i tried using the snapshot feature on vlc but i cant seem to find where they go, it kind of has a small snap shot in the upper corner of the screen adn then it goes away.

i would like to take more screen shots from video but i cant seem to get it right.

Neko Bam

08-09-2007, 10:17 PM

You take actual screenshots? Woah, dontcha have trouble lookin' for certain scenes then?
I just use bleachportal.net and go to the image section. It only goes to episode 60 or something though

Pyramus

08-09-2007, 10:28 PM

When u take screenshots with VLC, they should appear on ur desktop! or at least they do for me!

Tongue

08-09-2007, 10:35 PM

if not just open paint or something like that and paste it

Neko Bam

08-09-2007, 10:38 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2034/Bleach%2034_060.jpg
Hitsugaya: Woah, I can see my brain like this
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2037/Bleach%2037_032.jpg
Chad: This is the arm I use to masturbate
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_061.jpg
What's up with all the wrinkly lines? How the **** am I supposed to read this?

Neko Xab

08-09-2007, 10:51 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_061.jpg
Hinamori: Okay, who drew this penis on Aizen's suicide note?

h3h3h3

08-09-2007, 11:13 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2034/Bleach%2034_060.jpg
Hitsugaya: Woah, I can see my brain like this
this?
Lol, this cracked me up :D.

smach

08-10-2007, 12:29 AM

nice stuff guys. :headbang

hey guys i have a quick question. im having trouble takeing screen shots. when i do where the player box is in my photo editor, the video stays the same in the back ground ie where the box is in the photo editor what is on the screen in the back ground shows and not the place whre i took the screen shot. if i move the image the place in the video stays the same.

i tried using the snapshot feature on vlc but i cant seem to find where they go, it kind of has a small snap shot in the upper corner of the screen adn then it goes away.

i would like to take more screen shots from video but i cant seem to get it right.i also had the same screenshot problem with my old computer. if print screen or ctrl+print screen or alt+print screen don't work then just stick to VLC, or search google for a solution. u could also go the technology section (http://forums.bleachportal.net/forumdisplay.php?f=20) n create a help topic, or do it at www.jcxp.net (http://www.jcxp.net)

my new pc doesn't give me any problems with prinscreen on videos (it has sometimes but it stopped). i generally stick to VLC's print screen function. if i'm not wrong, it also shows the path to the screenshot, n fades away with the pic. a quick way to find out where they're stored is to do a search for pictures labeled vlcsnap. my pictures is where it saves my screenshots, but the folder can also be changed by goin to settings >>> preferences >>> video

bleach_fan

08-10-2007, 02:57 AM

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z112/Haru_Nyanko/Ulquiorra_mugshot.jpg
ulquiorra: why are staring at me like that? i though you loved this neckhole i have. -sniffs- -sobs- you're gonna make me cry!!!

blah

08-10-2007, 03:00 AM

hahahhaha! Funny stuff, eveybody.
@ Drzjthan: Your pics are not showing.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2024.jpg
Ulquiorra: Welcome to Ulq-man Guitar store, how can I help you?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2037/Bleach%2037_032.jpg
Chad: I wanna a guitar that looks this awesome!
Ulquy: No problem ^^
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//050/0074.JPG
Evil Yuzu: I wanna a guitar that'll make your Hell-bound mother's soul burn ten times more everytime I play it!
Ulquy: Ah. That's a popular choice these days.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2034/Bleach%2034_060.jpg
Hitsu: I wanna a guitar that'll make me cool and hot at the same time. *hair flip*
Ulquy: ....Sure, lemme check in the back.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Creepy arrancar: Sic Semper Guitarist!
Ulquiorra: But I never played a guitar in my lifUrk!!
*drops dead*
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2010.jpg
Creepy arranar: Hahahaha! Now that the guitar store guy is dead, real music will die out. And Techno will rule the world! Ain't that right, robot chicken?
Robot chicken: *techno noises* pepepebobobbeeb Seth Green is my Devil! popobeebpobeeb!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_144.jpg
Rukia: You fiends!! Who thought up of this diabolical plan?!!
Arrancars: Why, Aizen of course!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2036/Bleach%2036_061.jpg
Hinamori: Well, I'll be damned! It's all right here. right under the title "World dominashun" and the crayon portrait of superman Jesus firing Castro out of a cannon.

AmnesiaI

08-10-2007, 03:03 AM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2037/Bleach%2037_032.jpg
Chad: This is the arm I use to masturbate

LOL

bleach_fan

08-10-2007, 03:12 AM

whr u get that yuzzu? i didnt saw it anywhr....
sweeet pics btw...

smach

08-10-2007, 03:14 AM

lol nice stuff blah...robot chicken pwns all!!! :Domo

drzjthan

08-10-2007, 03:27 AM

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u320/soulreaper_rukia/ichigo.jpg

Ichigo: I never told you this but....youre better in bed than Rukia

Neko Bam

08-10-2007, 07:28 AM

Lol, this cracked me up :D.
That's what I get paid for ^_^
Wait a second, where's my paycheck:eek13: ?

bbnflpn

08-10-2007, 08:03 AM

thanks i got it to work, it was not set to where it would go and i didnt think to look in the my pics folder at all, it was hanging out there, but i adjusted it so that it goes to a spacific folder now.

Neko Bam

08-10-2007, 08:32 AM

http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/042/vlcsnap-8404818.jpg
Zabimaru: I'm here to put the ape in rape

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2046/Bleach%2046_067.jpg
Renji: Hey dude, what does '69' mean?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2046/Bleach%2046_111.jpg
Hisagi: That's what I wanna do to you

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2048/Bleach%2048_164.jpg
Renji: Hey hotness, wanna see my snake?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2048/Bleach%2048_156.jpg
Yoruichi: OMFG, go away or I'll knee you in the happy place

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2031/Bleach%2031_184.jpg
Renji: I knew life flashes by before your eyes when you die, but I never thought it would be like this

+KuSaKaBe+

08-10-2007, 08:48 AM

Nice dude, you're getting good at this fast. I'm still looking for some more inspiration for my incoming captions, I'll probably be back in an hour or two.

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 09:28 AM

lol! Isaw that 69 thing on a video once "It explains what I want to do to you!" lol! Great captions guys!

Neko Bam

08-10-2007, 10:03 AM

sniperz

08-10-2007, 11:17 AM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20136%20-%20Large%2017.jpg
Patros : hax power really do owns

Neko Xab

08-10-2007, 01:22 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach_17_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Orihime: Okay, now let's get this autopsy started!
Matsumoto: Waiddaminute... He's alive.
Orihime: Aw, crapsicles... We won't get paid for examining a living body...
Renji: Who said we're keeping him alive?
Hitsugaya: Right now, my sense of morality is questioning my hungry wallet... Aw, hell, just cut him open already!

+KuSaKaBe+

08-10-2007, 01:44 PM

Well, here goes again :P.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_045.jpg

Ichigo: -So yeah, I just ditched Renji right at the parking lot this morning. Seriously, he should just send his sh*tty car down to the auto mechanic or something.

Rukia: Right, *cell phone rings* hang on I just got a text message.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_043.jpg

Rukia: *checks message* It's from Renji! "Rukia, your son of a b!tch of a boyfriend ditched me in the parking lot and now I'm stuck in a not so happy place.

Ichigo: That stupid- I'M GONNA KICK HIS RED PINEAPPLE ASS!!

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_044.jpg

*phone rings... again* Rukia: What's up? Renji what do you want? Oh you've got to be sh*tting me! What's with you? *Mockingly* Help, someone stole my donuts! I got my hand stuck in a can of Pringles! I'm trapped underneath my car after I tried to fix it *mockingly*! You're gonna have to LEARN TO HELP YOURSELF! Damn!

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 01:55 PM

lol! U guys are awsome! Im going on holiday... again..... tommorow so ill miss u guys`!

blah

08-10-2007, 02:32 PM

:Haha
Funny stuff, eveybody!!
Awesome caption, Mr. Kurosaki. XD I love how Ichigo looks so pissed, "bros before hos" and all that XDD
Hehehe. Great captions, Bamboocha XDD
:( Aww, man! We gonna miss you thrice as much, Pyramus.

http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//059/012.jpg
Ishida: Get down from there. young lady!
Chad: You'll hurt yourself, princess =.=
Ganjyu: FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!
Yachiru: Up yours, punks!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//059/049.jpg
Yachiru: KYAAAAA!!!
Ganjyu: She fell!! Let's harvest her organs >=D
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//059/043.jpg
*Trumpet charge music*
Byakuya: CHARGE!!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/194.jpg
Orihime: OmG! When I went to Canada I saw this really really really cool cartoon! it got like three bros GOSHOMG they're sooooo cute one biiiiiig guy one wittle guy with glasses and one cutie itty bitty one that looks like a naked mole rat!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/193.jpg
Orihime: Leik they go throughZOMG fire hoops and yell out "Yahzaa!! Adrenelinee!" they's so cute and funny and WIN!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/196.jpg
Orihime: Canada was so Kewl!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/197.jpg
Ichigo: Orihime, you just said that three seconds ago.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots//059/186.jpg
Orihime: I did? Leik NoWayz! I didn't even tell you about OmG When I went to Canada I saw this really really really cool...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots//059/185.jpg
Ichigo: AAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 02:56 PM

lol! Sounds like a couple of girls i know! Oh and blah, if Dragonblade repys to you know what, and im not here still, go ahead without me! Ill catch you guys up! :)

Tongue

08-10-2007, 02:57 PM

Hahaha Ownage

Neko Bam

08-10-2007, 04:56 PM

:Haha
Funny stuff, eveybody!!
Awesome caption, Mr. Kurosaki. XD I love how Ichigo looks so pissed, "bros before hos" and all that XDD
Hehehe. Great captions, Bamboocha XDD
:( Aww, man! We gonna miss you thrice as much, Pyramus.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//059/012.jpg
Ishida: Get down from there. young lady!
Chad: You'll hurt yourself, princess =.=
Ganjyu: FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!
Yachiru: Up yours, punks!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots//059/049.jpg
Yachiru: KYAAAAA!!!
Ganjyu: She fell!! Let's harvest her organs >=D
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///screenshots//059/043.jpg
*Trumpet charge music*
Byakuya: CHARGE!!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/194.jpg
Orihime: OmG! When I went to Canada I saw this really really really cool cartoon! it got like three bros GOSHOMG they're sooooo cute one biiiiiig guy one wittle guy with glasses and one cutie itty bitty one that looks like a naked mole rat!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/193.jpg
Orihime: Leik they go throughZOMG fire hoops and yell out "Yahzaa!! Adrenelinee!" they's so cute and funny and WIN!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/196.jpg
Orihime: Canada was so Kewl!!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com///////screenshots//059/197.jpg
Ichigo: Orihime, you just said that three seconds ago.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots//059/186.jpg
Orihime: I did? Leik NoWayz! I didn't even tell you about OmG When I went to Canada I saw this really really really cool...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com//////screenshots//059/185.jpg
Ichigo: AAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
The scary thing is, I know what show orihime is talking about :eek13:

And first VM, now Pyramus, the caption higher-ups are all fading away =(

smach

08-10-2007, 05:42 PM

lol that's too many vacations for only one summer, especially when school opens in two to four weeks.

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 05:47 PM

After this holiday, I haveyet another one about a week later!

smach

08-10-2007, 05:50 PM

now that's just outragious!!!

*signs out due to anger*

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 05:56 PM

Aww! Dont be like that Smarcharia! I still love you! Kisses and hugs!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/018_animestockscom.jpg
Uliqorra: After my humiliating defeat by the hands of that blue moustauched arrancar, i have turned more emo than ever!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/126.jpg
Aizen: Dont worry Ulq! Youll get back on top soon! Back on top of me that is!
Ulq:................. I'm scarred...........

XING

08-10-2007, 05:58 PM

haha all of these posts are funny

Sendivoge

08-10-2007, 05:58 PM

Neko Bam

08-10-2007, 09:15 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_057.jpg
Mayuri: Allright kids, say cheese
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/atomic%20explosion%20-%204.jpg
HUGE EXPLOSION
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_058.jpg
Mayuri: Kekeke, they fall for it every time

Pyramus

08-10-2007, 11:24 PM

Ok, this is my goodbye message! Cya bitches! lol! Love yas! :p

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 07:28 AM

ByeBye

ARGH, First VM, Now Pyramusa, if blah leaves now this thread dies.
I'm unable to keep it up by myself, unless it's like in those movies xD
It'll be all like
Blah: I must leave abroad, you must lead the caption nation
Bam: Me? But I'm just an unranked captionist
Blah: Now I crown you to ÜBER SUPER DOOPER TROOPER MEGA ULTRA CAPTIONISTMASTER OF DOOM
Bam: HAH HAH HAH, FEAR MY REIGN OF DOOM

:sad Allright, I might be sligtly insane

bleach_fan

08-11-2007, 08:26 AM

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z130/IchigoxRukia88/46e6090d.jpg
byakuya: hello there ladies. -smirks-
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z130/IchigoxRukia88/DisgruntledRukia.jpg
rukia:what on earth are you thinking nii-sama!!!!
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z270/itachislildevil_101/8ef6d480.jpg
byakuya: -sniff- you..-sniff- didnt like it??? -sobs-
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/ed_fan/bleach/rukia/rukia_thumb_up.jpg
rukia: it's awesome!! i love it!! it really suits your style!!!!!!

L'Arc Enzeru

08-11-2007, 08:40 AM

HAH ! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA XD

lol,,, funny,,, my stomach's hurt...

Alexander4

08-11-2007, 08:58 AM

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 09:19 AM

Hey we should download raw version of episodes and re-dialoge the whole episode. (I don't know how to phrase it, or even spell dialoge lol, im tired). Anyway, I'm gonna do a whole episode soon just to see how I do lol, probably terrible (which if it is I won't post it)

Awesome plan :Domo
But I'm scared it will turn out to be a completely random and unlogical dialogue

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 09:20 AM

Hey we should download raw version of episodes and re-dialoge the whole episode. (I don't know how to phrase it, or even spell dialoge lol, im tired). Anyway, I'm gonna do a whole episode soon just to see how I do lol, probably terrible (which if it is I won't post it)
Awesome plan :Domo
But I'm scared it will turn out to be a completely random and unlogical dialogue

EDIT: Oops, double post

bbnflpn

08-11-2007, 11:58 AM

yah a whole fan dub would be cool. when you do it i wanna see it.

dont worry bam, im here for the most part and as i am not a regular contributor i do occasionaly come up with soemthing. and now that i can actually take screen shots, i can put some more stuff up. i just ahvent been able to think fo soemthing since my version of ceiling cat tht i did.

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 12:46 PM

I hope you come up with something soon :) I have read all the pages of this thread (Yeah, you may call me insane), and you've been here from almost the very start

P.S: What's a pagan? (Yeah, english is not my primary language)

Neko Xab

08-11-2007, 04:48 PM

This'll answer your question, Bamboocha. Oh, and sorry if I offend any pagans, I was just trying to make this funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ayasegawa_yumichika_19.jpg
Yumichika: OHMIGOSH! Bamboocha doesn't know what a pagan is! We must do something!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/yachiru_06_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Yachiru: I know! I know! Let's sing the pagan song!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ayasegawa_yumichika_02.jpg
Ikkaku: And a one, and a two...
Yumichika: Ohh, a pagan is simply a heathe-e-e-e-en! They follow, none of the three Abrahamaic re-li-gions.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/zen_03_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Theyyy, believe that our god is a mere fai-ry tale. They will frown, and give you the finger... if you tell them they're going to..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/yachiru_06_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Yachiru: Hellllllll!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ikkaku_02_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ikkaku: Oh! Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ikkaku_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Yachiru: Dammit, Baldy! This isn't the f*cking Kit-Kat song!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Sharing.png
Xabelis: Uhh... *claps nervously*

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 05:16 PM

O_o that sorta awnsered my question......but I think I'm scarred for life now xD

Neko Xab

08-11-2007, 05:28 PM

Sorry for that... I've been out in the sun for too long, so now I'm a bit messed up in the head.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ichinose_16.jpg
Ichinose: You bastard! How dare you exclude me from the pagan song!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/zen_30_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: ... Ichinose, who let you out of the kitchen?

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 05:40 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_167.jpg
Shunsui: I'm so f*cking stoned right now
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_165.jpg
Shunsui: Bend over, or else....
Nanao: My mother told me "you'd be a great lawyer" but NOOO, I just had to become a Shinigami just like daddy >_<

blah

08-11-2007, 07:22 PM

HAhahahhaa! Funny stuff, everybody!
:Haha Awesome caption, Bleach-fan ^^
Don't worry, Bamboocha, I'll never wilingly leave you.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_167.jpg
Kyoraku:In America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the Wemon! But in Canada, First you drink the syrup, then you ride the moose, then you get the beaver!
Nanao: You really should get more guy friends.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/zen_30_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Hey, this toothpick is too toothy and not enough picky. Bring me another one.
Ichinose: DIE, picky customer!
Animator: NOOO! We must stop him!
Animator #2: Activate the animation disintigrator sword!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ichinose_16.jpg
Ichinose: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! They erased my eyes!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ikkaku_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Ikkaku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! A metroid organism! Quick hit it with an ice beam then a missle!
Samus: Sorry, out of missles.
Ikkaku: Shoot! oh, well. It's cool. hey, I think it's tickling my brain....

smach

08-11-2007, 07:57 PM

Neko Bam

08-11-2007, 08:10 PM

It's shunsui, and I think Beaver is canadian slang for vagina

drzjthan

08-11-2007, 08:14 PM

(sorry never noticed how bg the pictures were)

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1168734199_11199de8ba8xf.jpg
Kenpachi-umm its not my...

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1164940956_Kenpachi%20&%20Yachiru.JPG
Yachiru-Happy Birthday Kenny
Kenpachi-Umm its not

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1166388497_yachiru.jpg
Yachiru-i know captain ur speechless dont say any anything Kenny

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1151172987_I%20Hollow.jpg
Ichigo-Is dat cake? i must have(reaches 4 it)

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1166507893_Zaraki%20and%20Ichigo.jpg
Kenpachi-Idiot thats not 4 u!!!

http://bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1153683764_wallpaper29.jpg
Yumichika-this party is not beautiful im leaving
Ikkaku-Watever i tink its just gettin interesting

http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/bleach/ichigo-rukia/bleach_ichigo-rukia0132.jpg
Ichigo-ok Rukia lets get out of here sudenly we're not welcomed
Rukia-Ok sure but do u have 2 carry me like dat...cant u carry more romantacily
Ichigo-shut up were going 2 dat motel u wanted 2 go 2...i hope Byakuya wont find out
Rukia-Like he cares

smach

08-11-2007, 10:02 PM

It's shunsui, and I think Beaver is canadian slang for vaginalike i said, i think i got a clue at the nectar (yea, u know what i mean) but i'm totally clueless about the moose.

blah

08-12-2007, 02:47 AM

like i said, i think i got a clue at the nectar (yea, u know what i mean) but i'm totally clueless about the moose.
You wanna know about the moose? Well, sorry, can't tell ya. It's a highly classified information known only to Canadians. If I dared revealed it, the entire world would turn on Canada, bombarding us with bombs out of utter fear and contempt! XD
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_ichigo0020.jpg
Ichigo: Hmm! You don't see that every day...
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/GundamBoogie.gif
Gundam: Gundam Boogie! Boom-shaka-laka-waka Boom-shaka-laka-waka BoomBoom-shaka-laka-waka...
Renji: AAAAAAAAAHH!! Please make him stop firing at me!!
Ichigo: umm...two more minutes, pwease ^^
Renji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_renji0281.jpg
Ichigo: Oh, fine. It got boring after four hours, anyway.
Renji: ......zee horror.....

Oh, btw guys. I'm gonna make a fan club for the caption thread in the randomness section. If it gets enough members and activity, we can get a user group. I'll post a link for it as soon as I post it.
EDIT: Hey, I just finished it. Here it is (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?p=1896232#post1896232). It's also linked in my new siggy.

Decado

08-12-2007, 07:33 AM

POSTERS - READ

Mkay folks, thanks to blah's FC, it makes my job a lot easier to reduce the spam.

I didn't have anything against posting compliments, even if they were one liner spam, for the people who posted the captions, as they were deserved, but the amount is just disturbing.

From now on, any comments which are too short should be in THAT FC, and not here merely to increase your spam count -.-

Any spam from here on out will be deleted w/o notice, and if this happens more than 3 times, a permanent increase in your warn bar.

Here's the FC:
http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42027

Any "appreciatory" comments should be in there. Think of it as the "Post your Picture Thread" rules - where there is one thread for comments (in randomness) and one solely for the pics.

Enjoy.

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 09:36 AM

Decado

08-12-2007, 09:40 AM

I already stickied it as a new thread :)

Decado

08-12-2007, 01:25 PM

Basically its no comments in here

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rakkier

08-12-2007, 01:48 PM

JUST TRYING

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x317/rakkier/BleachDJ_Ep05-0002.jpg

Ranger

08-12-2007, 02:02 PM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z168/pommezor/750px-Tessai_Tsukabishi.jpg
(The boys getting bu-zay.)
Urahara: Okay boys. Now squeeze and let go..
Jinta and Tessai: Un..

bbnflpn

08-12-2007, 02:37 PM

ok to answer your question,

what is paganism

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00006.png
ok class, pagans are a group of people,
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00002.png
who do not believe, in the abramatic faiths, such as chistiainty (to inlcude catholics and mormons) judaisim, or muslim.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00007.png
then what do they believe in

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00009.png
dont they believe in the devil, or eat babies or something or are in general emo.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00005.png
no we are not emo, believe in the devil or eat babies or are tree hugging hippies for that matter

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00004.png
yes, we have many paths, the one that i practice is earth baised as we belive in the cycle of life, and that it is reflected in the seasons as well as the phases of the moon. *note not all pagan faiths believe this, not all pagans are witches, not all witches are wiccan and not all wiccans are witches)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00010.png
so you are basicly a witch, so do you think that you can do magic and fly and stuff like that.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00003.png
every one has the ablility to preform magic. infact what our spells are, they are pretty much a directed form of prayer, to help us focus our intent on what we want to occomplish.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00011.png
and now we know

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/vlcsnap-00008.png
and knowing is half the battle

for more information on paganisim visit this wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paganism) or religoustolorance.org (http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm)

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 05:19 PM

Who said fillers can't be educational xD (I hope this is allowed since this is a comment/compliment in the same post as a caption and thus hopefully legal)

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2016/Bleach%2016_078.jpg
Uryuu: Behold: The ultimate justice-weapon
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2016/Bleach%2016_080.jpg
Rukia: Ehrm...
Uryuu: At least it's better then what Ichigo did last time
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2016/Bleach%2016_092.jpg
Ichigo: *unzips pants* Raise your head, Willy!

Neko Xab

08-12-2007, 07:52 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2016/Bleach%2016_092.jpg
Ichigo: Okay... How do I do this? Crap, what did Bamboocha's avatar say again?... Oh yeah! Go fap fap fap!...

... It's not working!

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 08:11 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_032.jpg
Ichigo: What's up with this ribbon? I mean, have you noticed that it's long enough to wrap itself around my sword, but it suddenly shrinks when I draw my weapon?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_039.jpg
Gin: I know, it is called.....
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_030.jpg
......Plotkai
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_021.jpg
Inoue: *gasp*
Ishida: Plotkai...oh dear
Chad: Ay Caramba........I left the stove on!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_045.jpg
Ichigo: ......Oh noez
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2032/Bleach%2032_015.jpg
Ichigo: ARGH, SO MUCH PLOTHOLES, IT BURNS :sad

Neko Xab

08-12-2007, 08:31 PM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z168/pommezor/750px-Tessai_Tsukabishi.jpg
Tessai: No no no! Ichigo, that's not how you do it! Watch me do it!
Ichigo: Where the hell did you guys come from, and why are you watching me masturbate?!

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 08:48 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2026/Bleach%2026_132.jpg
Ikkaku: OMG, How did your sword get so small?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2026/Bleach%2026_087.jpg
Ichigo: Plotkai
Ikkaku: Oh noez...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2026/Bleach%2026_096.jpg
Ikkaku: AUGH WHY?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_156.jpg
Ichigo: Now I understand why Gin always smiles. Plotkai feels.....orgasmic

Edgey

08-12-2007, 09:07 PM

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_009_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: OMFG! Ichigo what did you eat? And learn to flush the dam toilet!

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_017.jpg
Hanatarou: Here's your order miss :)
Rukia: *looks at order*....Where's the hell is my drink?
Renji: Oh here we go again....
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hanatarou,%204th%20Division,%207th%20Seat/hana_07_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Hanatarou: But, you didn't order a drink...
Rukia: LIAR!!! *Random punching and kicking*
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hanatarou,%204th%20Division,%207th%20Seat/hana_11_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Hanatarou: Ack! *silence*

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 09:09 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2021/Bleach%2021_088.jpg
Orihime: *squeeze*
Uryuu: :sad
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2021/Bleach%2021_091.jpg
Uryuu: Ichigo!! Save me from this, this, GIRL!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2021/Bleach%2021_090.jpg
Ichigo: Nah, I'm actually quite happy on this side of the wall
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2041/Bleach%2041_062.jpg
Yoruichi: quite?
Ichigo: Can't talk.......not enough blood going to brain...

Edgey

08-12-2007, 09:11 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2021/Bleach%2021_088.jpg
Orihime: My my, that is pretty big Ishida...
Ishida: THAT'S THE HANDBRAKE!!! >=-(

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 09:17 PM

Exteme pervyness alert
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2059/Bleach%2059_168.jpg
Ichigo: Oh yeah, Oh, Agh..Ack.......that hurt......do it again, ow, owh
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2059/Bleach%2059_167.jpg
Ichigo: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2059/Bleach%2059_175.jpg
Ichigo: Inoue...you blow my mind (no pun intended......maybe)
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2059/Bleach%2059_172.jpg
Ganju: Hehe, lucky Ichigo
Uryuu: I should've never told her that was the handbrake

Neko Xab

08-12-2007, 09:42 PM

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_009_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Oh my god! Prison rape really does exist! Can't... look... away.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2045_163.jpg
Ishida: Hey, buddy! Do you mind?!... Geez, you can't even get raped these days in privacy.

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 10:00 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2015/Bleach%2015_120.jpg
Orihime: Behold: the sacred caek
Tatsuki: We are not worthyyy, we are not worthyyy

Neko Xab

08-12-2007, 10:03 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2015/Bleach%2015_120.jpg
Orihime: Oh boy! I can't wait to purge this back up later!
Tatsuki: ... You gonna eat those orange lines?

Neko Bam

08-12-2007, 10:15 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_144.jpg
Aizen: *closes curtains* Renji, I wanna know something
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_150.jpg
Aizen: Does Zabimaru really compensate?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_149.jpg
Renji: St..Stay back! I'm with Rukia
Aizen: Ichigo did Rukia like.....four times
Renji: crap
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_154.jpg
CRASH
Both: What's that?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_157.jpg
Ganju: Anti-yaoi squad, AWAY

Decado

08-13-2007, 03:31 AM

@iBleach: Read the sticky in this section regarding comments in this thread.

And one word posts like that are just spam. /deleted

Tongue

08-13-2007, 07:46 AM

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/2153/ichigorukiasehingfunnyllq7.png (http://imageshack.us)

Sendivoge

08-13-2007, 04:22 PM

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa9.png
Mayuri: As a complete psychopath/country western enthusiast, I often find myself left tired and drained after a long day of torturing/line dancing. Those are the times my skin has to look its best, which is why i use Quincy Extract Plus. It's made from 100% Quincy goodness. If you're not 100% satisfied, you're in the next batch.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa7.png
Ichigo: Now that i think about it, stabbing myself was a really crap plan...:eek13:

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa14.png
Ichigo: Rukia! I know what Zaraki's bankai is! It's-
Rukia: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! PUT THAT SHIT IN SPOILER TAGS OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Alexander4

08-13-2007, 10:01 PM

Yamamoto: "Since Captains Aizen, Tousen, and Ichimaru are gone, we have replaced them, appropriately."

CAPTAIN PLANET
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/f50d/screens_feature-39345.jpeg
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW (with his zanpakuto, I spelled it wrong)
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/pirates_of_the_caribbean__dead_man_s_chest/johnny_depp/deadmanschest10.jpg
CAPTAIN CRUNCH
http://www.mwctoys.com/images/CAPN_headshot.jpg

Neko Xab

08-13-2007, 10:12 PM

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/CAPN_headshot.jpg
Cap'n Crunch: Go CrunchBerry! Crunchitize them!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ichigo_animestocks5Bcom5D_071.jpg
Ichigo: The crunchitizing... It hurts. What an evil... Zanpakuto.

Neko Xab

08-14-2007, 03:16 AM

GatorBait, please leave the comments in the Bleach Caption thread FC. (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42027)

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/CAPN_headshot.jpg
Cap'n: Remember kids, help protect the environment, or I'll f*cking kill you!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2059_160.jpg
Ichigo: Hold on just a finger-flippin' second... You're not Captain Planet!
Cap'n: *****, did I give you permission to speak?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach2059_168.jpg
*crack*
Ichigo: Ahhh! Okay Big Daddy! I'll stop! I'll stop!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ichigo_animestocks5Bcom5D_071.jpg
Ichigo: Look, just do what he says... Help meeee.

blah

08-14-2007, 03:20 AM

HAhahahah! Good stuff, you guys!!

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2015/Bleach%2015_120.jpg
Orihime: Tan ta ta tanta tata!*from zelda games* You found cake! It replineshes health and gives you diabetes! Yay for diabetes!!
Tatsuki: Ok, no more Zelda for you!
Orihime: Screw Zelda! I want that hot green elf ^3^!!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa9.png
Kurotsuchi: Get out! This is my porn! I ain't sharing!!
Nemu: You are a sick man-monkey. The least you could do is search for your own porn!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurotshuchi%20Mayuri,%2012th%20Division%20Captain/mayuri_11_animestocks[com].jpg
Kurotsuchi: One of these days, Nemu, one of these days... Bam! Zoom! Straight to Aishengawa's Whore house in South district 77!!
Nemu: Oh, you're gonna punch me all the way to there?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurotshuchi%20Mayuri,%2012th%20Division%20Captain/mayuri_06_animestocks[com].jpg
Kurotsuchi: No, I'm gonna sell you there to buy more porn! XD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/ichigo_animestocks5Bcom5D_071.jpg
Ichigo: If I bite my lips, girls will go crazy over my cutie-ness! *Bites until all blood is drained, passes out*
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_149.jpg
Renji: Wow! Is that how you died and came here to Soul Society?
Ichigo: No, that's how I banged your mom!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Abara%20Renji,%206th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/renji_009_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Sonnuva... Hey, can I see you zanpakotu for a sec?
Ichigo: Sure, I don't see the harm of handing a sharp object to a guy I just called his mom a whore whom I had sexual relatio...
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa7.png
*Renji stabs him with zangetsu*
Ichigo: GAH! I knew there was a catch!!

Neko Xab

08-15-2007, 12:39 AM

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa7.png
Ichigo: Dammit! Don't you remember the old rule about handing scissors to someone? You hand it to them with the handle facing them! The same rules applies here, dammit!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/CaptionCaptain-Xabelis.png
Rukia: My! What atrocious handwriting you have, Xabelis... Hey, are you listening? I'm looking right at you!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1184096656
Xabelis: Zzzzz... Huh? Say what, now?

blah

08-15-2007, 02:56 AM

Hehhe, good work Xablis!
Oh, I just heard that today is Hisagi's birthday!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_00.jpg
blah: Happy birthday, Hisagi! =3=
Hisagi: Shag off :mad:
blah: nuh-uh. That's what you'll be doing with your birthday present!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Matsumoto%20Rangiku,%2010th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/ran_19_animestocks[com].jpg
Matsumoto: No, blah. I don't wanna, I have a headache.
blah: Oh? Hitsugaya, if you please.
Hitsugaya: Ok! Sit upon the frozen Heavens...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Matsumoto%20Rangiku,%2010th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/ran_20_animestocks[com].jpg
Hitsu: ...Hyorinmaru!
Matsumoto: OooAAAHH!! I hate ColD WaTEr down my back! Stop it!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Matsumoto%20Rangiku,%2010th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/ran_23_animestocks[com].jpg
Matsumoto: Fine, I'll do it. Heheheevillaughhehe
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_13.jpg
Hisagi: Hey, did she just say "evil laugh"?
blah: Shut up and shag off!

2 hours later
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_07.jpg
Hisagi: That B*tch Stole my wallet!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Matsumoto%20Rangiku,%2010th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/ran_26_animestocks[com].jpg
Hitsu: Ok, I'm not gonna ask where you got the money. But why did you buy the entire script for all the sailor moon episodes?
Matsumoto: Because we're gonna recreate them, silly ^^

Neko Xab

08-15-2007, 04:17 AM

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_00.jpg
Xabelis: Nanaoo! Hey Nanao! We share the same birthday! Wanna be best birthday buddies for life?
Hisagi: Hey! Today's my birthday! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Xabelis: Feck off, you 69-lovin' boy-whore! Can't you see the grown-ups are talking?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_13.jpg
Hisagi: *sniff* Fine, if anyone needs me, I'll be shooting heroin into my nuts! I hope I die of overdose! *runs off crying*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_07.jpg
Police Officer: From the looks of it, he apparently died from overdosing on heroin...
Investigator: Look closely, officer... It was not the heroin that killed him, he died from the pain of a forgotten birthday.

+KuSaKaBe+

08-15-2007, 06:30 AM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg

Renji: Hey Hanatarou!! Dude, me and Byakuya are goin' to Hot Topic to buy some band t-shirts and sell them at some rock concert. Wanna go?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Hanatarou/hanatarou29i.jpg

Hanatarou: W-WHAT?! No way I'm going into that living manifestation of hell ever again!

Renji: Why? 'Happened last time you were there?

*Flashback at hot topic*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Hanatarou/hanatarou29n.jpg

Hanatarou: Hey, can someone help me find some jeans in a size 26?

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20134%20-%20Large%2002.jpg

Rin: C'mon Hana, I don't think any of the employees are here right now. Let's go to Taco Bell :P

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20134%20-%20Large%2003.jpg

Hot Topic employee a.k.a. Tessai: *Demonically* Urghhhhhhh....

Rin: OMG!! THIS IS MY COOKIE STAY AWAY X_x!

Hanatarou: F-Forget the jeans...

*End flashback*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Hanatarou/hanataroueek.jpg

Hanatarou: The horror!! The untold black eyeliner induced horror!! Stay away from me!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg

Renji: Whoa, cool it Hanatarou.

Byakuya: o_0....

Neko Xab

08-15-2007, 01:05 PM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg
Byakuya: Dude... I'm bored.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach%20Pilot%20Chapter/rukia_108_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Nee-samaaaa! Let's go smash Mr. Kurotsuchi's mailbox with our Zanpakutos!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Rukia! I'm surprised at you... You little genius! Let's go!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/renji_006_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Renji: Ooh, can I come? Can I come?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach%20Pilot%20Chapter/rukia_040_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Shut up, this is an activity for only my big brother and me! Keep your red pineapple head out of it!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_11_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: What the-? My mailbox! My precious mailbox! Damn you, cheeky Kuchiki siblings!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/kon_04_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kon: Cheeky Kuchikis will be right back after a word from our sponsors.

Edgey

08-15-2007, 09:56 PM

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Buildings%20and%20Locations/16_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Announcer: Tired of seeing your same old boring house day after day after day?
Ichigo: Dam my house is really boring to look at, I wish it was more interesting...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_001.jpg
Announcer: Then let our crap, i mean, crack team of super engineers...
Orihime: OMG that house is booo~ring!!
Chad: Blow it up! Blow it up!
Ishida: That's your answer to everything...
Yachiru *thinking*: I actually think it looks quite nice...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Buildings%20and%20Locations/18_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Announcer: ...Turn your boring old house from this...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Buildings%20and%20Locations/01_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Announcer: ...Into this!!! *winning game show music* In all new Extreme Makeover: Bleach Edition!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_030.jpg
Ichigo:......what the hell did you guys do......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/kon_04_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kon: And now back to Cheeky Kuchiki's on CKTV.

Shinkage

08-15-2007, 10:21 PM

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_41_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Urahara: What do you think Ichigo? Nice butt eh?
Ichigo: It's amazing, do you use polish or something?
Yoruichi: Not this again >.>
Urahara: Oh, come on! It's a work of art!
Yoruichi: -.-

enchidna_happ

08-15-2007, 10:25 PM

I have one for the one with kenpatchi.

kenpatchi: Are his eyes glued shut?..hmmm....i wonder...

Neko Xab

08-15-2007, 10:26 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Jeepers, Rukia! I think he sees us!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_100_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Not to worry, for I have constructed the ultimate getaway vehicle!... Well, it's still in the design stages, but I'll have it built soon enough!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Rukia?... That's a drawing of bears in little outfits... And a British flag?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/1ad224ce.jpg
Rukia: I know! Aren't they adorable?
Byakuya: We still need to get away.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_121_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Let's get on my Ichigo and escape!
Byakuya: Good idea! Hey, there's a banana in his pocket! *eats and tosses peel*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_11_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: Damn, you! I'll get you cheeky Kuchiki's one day, even if it's the last thing I do! *slips*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_121_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: C'mon, sis! Scoot over will ya?
Rukia: Nee-sama, hey that's too much! I'm falling off!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_087_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Neeeee-samaaaaaa!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: Mark my words, Kuchiki siblings! I will have my reven- Oof! *gets hit by flying Rukia*

bleach_fan

08-15-2007, 10:41 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good ones!!!!!!!! :D

Neko Xab

08-15-2007, 10:55 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: *cough cough* bleach_fan, won't you?... *splutter* Read this sticky... (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42049) Sorry, but it's a new rule that was just recently put in place.

blah

08-16-2007, 03:03 AM

Hahhaha! Awesome advert, VM! Now I want the Bleach makeover to come to my house XD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: ........huh! I wonder what the hell that is?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/renji_006_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Hey, Renji!
Renji: Yeah, boss?
Byakuya: Take a look at this...
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg
Renji: Holy shi...is that a second face on..its thigh?
Byakuya: *Shudder* I thought it was just a growth.
Renji: Let's ask, Hanatarou. He's a male nurse.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Hanatarou/hanataroueek.jpg
Hanatarou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Get that thing away from me!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-23.jpg
Ichigo: Objection! I call for dismissal! That thing just winked at me... I think... God, I hope not.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: Back off! She's my prototype Nemu ver. beta 0.3!! I made her back in college. I-I love her!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_001.jpg
All: ....Oh, ok. That makes sense. Of course.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_41_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Urahara: Now that we solved the mystery of that..that thing, its time to uncover the mystery of the orange-headed rapist who sneaks up on people making inspirational speeches like mine. I think he's some kind of success-o-phile.
Ichigo: *whispering* Ooh, your leadership skills and charisma is so hot =3=
Yoruichi: Uh, Kisuke...
Urahara: Yes, woman-who-is-only-successful-because-of-being-directly-associated-with-me?
Yoruichi:.....nah, it's nothing *evil smirk*

sniperz

08-16-2007, 12:53 PM

sniperz again :)

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/PVs/Aqua%20Timez%20-%20ALONES%20PV%20-%20Large%2002.jpg
Singer : yo im ur big idol!!! im heress to sing you ALONE!!

http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/071/Bleach%2071-23.jpg
Ichigo : MUSIC Ons! Your On !!!

http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_001.jpg
Chad : so it begins... the uber ownage songs
Inoue : omg... i fell for him!
Ishida : >< ichigo's been thrown!!! omg ALONE!!! DA SONG IS ON!!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/PVs/Aqua%20Timez%20-%20ALONES%20PV%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Singer : put ur hands out in the air! freaks! XD

smach

08-16-2007, 09:16 PM

[adult swim] Skits n Spoofs

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Neko Xab

08-18-2007, 03:51 AM

Moooving right along...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/Bleach%20Pilot%20Chapter/rukia_108_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Aaaand with my handy-dandy spring-loaded Pez dispenser, manually picking and sticking candy in your mouth will be a thing of the past. Now watch as I eat candy, the futuristic way!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg
Renji: Oy, watch this, Ese... She gonna hurt herself.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_097_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: *plop* Ahhhh! Mother of moldy ass! My eye! There's Pez in my eye! The dispenser! It's gone berserk!

Announcer: Will Rukia ever get that stubborn Pez out of her eye? Will she ever eat candy from the dispenser of the future? Will Renji ever get rid of that accent? Why hasn't Byakuya said a word? Why did this episode only last three captions, with two reused from the last episode?! Find out next week, on Cheeky Kuchikis! Same Kuchiki time, same Kuchiki channel!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_116_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Pinky?... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Ichigo: I think so, Brain. Those hair noodles must be cutting off the circulation to his brain.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Cease your slander right this instant!

Neko Bam

08-18-2007, 07:33 AM

Announcer: It's huge...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_088.jpg
Ichigo: LOL, you're shorter then my mom
Rukia: STFU, these are my 15 minutes of fame, mkay?

Announcer: It's colossal...
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/byakuyaandrenji.jpg
Renji: Just because I'm 8cm longer doesn't mean you have to make me crouch all the time (it's true, check wikipedia)

It's alot of other synonims for big, its......*drumroll*...."Those cheeky Kuchiki's: The movie"

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_021.jpg
Rukia: Kuchiki's! Tonight we dine in
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_096.jpg
Ichigo: **** NO
Rukia: Dude......take a chill pill

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/mayuri_07_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Mayuri: I'm a throw-away villain, fear my devious motives containing shady assasin figure's
Shady assasin: ^3^today is my chance to shine.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_020_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Shady assasin: Say your prayers
Byakuya: *gasp* Holy Father who art in hea..ARGH...x_X
Shady assasin: Hehehe, they always fall for that ^3^

Announcer: Those cheeky Kuchiki's: The movie!
Coming to cinema's this september

Warning: Watching this movie can result in bleeding eyes, bleeding ears, bleeding brains, loss of power to think logical and other fatal diseases, but at least you'll be one of the cool kids.

blah

08-18-2007, 03:24 PM

HAHHAA! They always fall for that, indeed!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-112.jpg
Rikichi: Today I will become a man!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-113.jpg
Rikichi: And I can't be a man without this cute butterfly, and the boy2men chant passed down the Armstrong family for generations! Ehem... I am pretty, oh so pretty. I am pretty, and giddy, and...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-114.jpg
Rikichi: ...GAAAAAAAAAAA~*! GAHH!!
Renji: Silence!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-115.jpg
Rikichi: Sigh <3 Your kick is like the kiss of an angel X3
Renji: S-shut up! Who taught you that "chant"?
Rikichi: Rukia!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-121.jpg
Renji: For the last time! Stay away from Riki!
Rukia: Kukukuku! I'll do whatever I want, what are you gonna do about it?!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-133.jpg
Renji: You'll be jailed for a couple of days then you'll be put before the creepy fire executioner chicken, then some creepy nerd will put his hand in ya. Oh, wait. *Reads future Bleach chapters* It's gonna really happen >XD
Rukia: .....Ass :(
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-167.jpg
Ururu: I swear on the pride of the Mushroom Kingdom...
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-170.jpg
Ururu: ...I'll obliterate you!!
Ichigo: RETREAT! THEY'RE SENDING IN THE KIDS!!

Edgey

08-18-2007, 03:29 PM

blah

08-18-2007, 03:54 PM

http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-114.jpg
Renji: Hey Riki, you trying to become a man? Then take a look at what's under my robe!
Riki: OMGWTFBBQ!!! Protect me Goddess of Butterflies!
http://gallery.bleachexile.com////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-115.jpg
Renji: Soon all of that will be yours...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_116_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Ah-ha! So that's how they look like. I see!
Ichigo: They don't always look like that. Renji, you should really get that checked out. I don't think it's supposed to bend that way.
http://gallery.bleachexile.com/////screenshots/018/Bleach%2018-167.jpg
Ururu: Lemme punch it into shape!
Renji: I'm fine! Get away from me you psycho midget!
Hehehe, awesome Caption, VM XD

Neko Xab

08-18-2007, 04:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/vaizard-04-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hinamori: Whitey! You must see the Cheeky Kuchikis movie! I have it on bootleg!
Hitsugaya: What the? Hell no, I'm staying away from that movie!
Hinamori: C'mon... You'll be one of the cool kids.
Hitsugaya: *sigh* Fine...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-68-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hitsugaya: Y'know, this bootleg really sucks.
Shouta: Maybe you'd enjoy it more if you turned on the damn TV!
*click*
Announcer: Cheeky Kuchikis, the Movie!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/hitsu_055_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hitsugaya: Gah!... Oh my god the movie, it's hurting me!... Am I one of the cool kids now?
Ikkaku: Heads up, the Kuchikis are after us for watching the bootleg!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-35-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Awright, tell me where those dirty bootleggers are or tonight yer sleepin' with the fishes!

Neko Bam

08-18-2007, 06:28 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_143.jpg
Yamamoto: Captains, you've been summoned because of a very grave super-duper dangerous code "OMG, IT'S SO RED, I'M GONNA BURN MY EYES IF I LOOK AT IT ANY LONGER" situation: "Those cheeky Kuchiki's: the movie" was bootlegged....
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Captains: *mumble mumble*
Shunsui: *looks at Soi Fon* Nice ass baby
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_136.jpg
Aizen:...How bad is the situation?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_141.jpg
Yamamoto: *mumbles* Damn copycat, trying to act cool talking with his eyes closed and stuff.. *ahem* *cough cough* Take a look at exhibit A:
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2024/Bleach%2024_080.jpg
Hinamori: *whispers* No mr. Kuchiki, watch out for the puppy with the giant mallet
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_143.jpg
Yamamoto: Your mission: retrieve this bootleg at all cost
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_134.jpg
Kenpachi: And risk my life?! F*ck this gig, I'm retiring!

Neko Xab

08-18-2007, 09:34 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_143.jpg
Yamamoto: Rumor had it that the alleged original bootlegger is someone in this room. The bootleg has already passed through many hands and through the origin we can track down the bootleg's final location.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2024/Bleach%2024_080.jpg
Hinamori: Damn! They're all looking at me... Whatever possessed me to even show my face at a captain's meeting is beyond me.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_134.jpg
Kenpachi: I found the bootlegger! It's Hinamori! Hey, is anyone listening?!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Aizen: Silence, retiree. Your opinion no longer matters.
Kenpachi: Wait! But I-
Shunsui: We can't hear you! We can't hear you! La la la!
Tousen: We also don't see you.
Aizen: Shut up, Tousen... You don't see at all.

Edgey

08-18-2007, 09:37 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_134.jpg
Zaraki: OK, who's the smartass who wrote "Kick Me" on my Captains robe?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Gin: Should we tell him that it really says "11"?
Aizen: No...it's....funny.
Others: *snigger* What an idiot....

Neko Xab

08-18-2007, 10:47 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Shunsui: Dude, check it out... I'm licking Soi Fon's head.
Aizen: Wait, weren't we looking for the Cheeky Kuchiki's bootleg.
Shunsui: ... I said I'm licking Soi Fon's head!
Soi Fon: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Tousen: Yeah... Idiots.
Ichimaru: Shut up, Tousen.

blah

08-19-2007, 03:16 AM

Hahhaa! Awesome captions, Xabelis! You too, Bamboocha!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_136.jpg
Aizen: I dun wanna go to school!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_143.jpg
Yamamoto: You're going, young man! Suit up!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2024/Bleach%2024_080.jpg
Momo: I don't wanna go to school. I think I have a terminal disease. Uh...Too-much-bitey-syphilly-i-toesis.
Renji: Hmm... sounds sexy.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_088.jpg
Ichigo: So, school starts tomorrow. hmmm...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_096.jpg
Ichigo: %$@# that! I ain't going to school! ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!!
Rukia: Damn you Al Pacino lovin' sexy bastard!
Ichigo: Nyayhaahahaa...wait, did you just call me "sexy" ^3^
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa14.png
Rukia: *blushes* Uh..eh..nuh...S-shut up! I did not!
Ichigo: AWWW!! =3 you heart me!
Rukia: Shut up, clown! Orihime, drop the anvil on him! NOW!! What do you mean the anvill lift is broken? Why you little..!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-35-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: I'll teach you to be in close proximity to a machine failure you had nothing to do with!

+KuSaKaBe+

08-19-2007, 03:49 AM

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20135%20-%20Large%2018.jpg

Rangiku: *Sigh* The lengths people would go just to get a Klondike bar...

Kon: Must... *strain*... get... KLONDIKE BAR!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2015.jpg

Ichigo: Hey yo, can I get some more curry over here?!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2012.jpg

Hiyori: BACK OFF, THE LAST OF THE CURRY'S MINE!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2020.jpg

Ichigo: *twitch* B-But, I neeeeedddd curry! C'mon please I-

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2011.jpg

Ogihci: WE NEEEEEEED CURRY!! THROW SOME OF THAT OUR WAY YOU LITTLE RED NECK!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20122%20-%20Large%2022.jpg

Hiyori: You.... I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR INSULTING MY MOMMA!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20123%20-%20Large%2002.jpg

Ichigo: S-Sh*t you lil' hillbilly, it isn't like that! Just give me some damned curry!

Hiyori: Not a chance.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20123%20-%20Large%2003.jpg

Ogihci: CURRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!! GIVE IT UP!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20123%20-%20Large%2004.jpg

Hiyori: *choking* GAKK!! OKAY *choke* TAKE IT ALL!!

Ogihci: Yeah that's right... b*tch!

blah

08-19-2007, 04:27 AM

hehhe, very cool caption, Mr. Kurosaki!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20123%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Ichigo: SAY IT!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20123%20-%20Large%2004.jpg
Hiyori: AGGK!! NO, Superman Prime would so beat Level 4 Goku!
Ichigo: GASP! Heretic! Must...destroy...opinions that are not my own!!
Hiyori: GAK!! Your hands are surprisingly soft!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Ichigo: AWW ^^ I'm glad somebody noticed! I've been using a new skin lotion. It's 50 cents more expensive than the regular kind I usually buy, but it's so worth...
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20126%20-%20Large%2012.jpg
Hiyori: AN OPENING!!! AH-HAAAAAAA!!
Ichigo: SO RUDE!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Aizen: All right, kiddies! It's time to teach Kenpachi the true meaning of labour day! Won't that be fun?
Kiddies: Yaaaaaayy!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_134.jpg
Kenpachi: Hey-ey-ey! Get that thing away from me!
Aizen: But if you don't wear the labour day labour tutu, you'll ruin labour day forever! And you'll make me cry!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_136.jpg
Aizen: You don't want me to cway, do you mistaw *pouty lip* MmmmmNNNmmmMMM! Damn!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
Aizen: I can't cry!
Gin: It must have something to do with you bein' a complete evil asshole?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-68-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Matsumoto: INTERVENTION TIME!
Yumichika: Intervention? I thought it was our Wednesday gang rape night.
Ikkaku: Aw, man! Me, too. I wanted to eat your delicious gang rape night chips n' dip.
Hitsugaya: teehee, thanx ^^ The secret is in the cheese =3
Matsumoto: *checks schedule* Oh, you guys are right. Well, do you mind, Shouta?
Shouta: ....meh.

Neko Bam

08-19-2007, 11:48 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-68-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Hitsugaya: I see dead people
Matsumoto: We're all dead here, doofus

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_046.jpg
Inoue: What's that?
Ishida: It's my bow, I swear

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_101.jpg
Aramaki: Hehehe, rape time

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2016/Bleach%2016_017.jpg
Renji: And now back to our main program: Those cheeky Kuchiki's
Byakuya: Shut up b1tch, I was supposed to say that

dawin45

08-19-2007, 12:47 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-68-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
TITE KUBO: OK guys, before we do the rape scene,you must all start praying to the shinigami GOD,and after the child would be magically transformed in to ash,and after that, Matsumoto would get in this scene, GOD, I love doing prOn movies!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_142.jpg
ichimaru Gin: Nice party we got here! Wanna have some fun?
AIZEN: So how do you plan on having some fun?
Gin: How about we start patronizing Kenpachi?
Shunsui Kyōraku: About what?
Jūshirō Ukitake: How about his invisible shikai?
all: YEAH! GREAT idea!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_134.jpg
Gin: So kenpachi, how about you show all of us you're shikai?
Kenpachi: So you really want to see my shikai?
all: HELLS YEAH!
kenpachi: ok!(he removes his eye patach, and starts comunicating with his zanpaktou)
http://www.laguite.com/images/avatar/7358_zaraki.gif
all the building where the party was, was shatered by the massive reiatsu...
kenpachi: IT FEELS GREAT! WANNA SEE MY BANKAI 2?

+KuSaKaBe+

08-19-2007, 02:30 PM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Ishida/ishidacross.jpg
Souken: Remember Uryu, God is always watching over us. He might even be watching us from inside my cross O_o. He might know we're praying at Buddha's shrine.
Uryu: Um grandpa, wouldn't we go to hell or something for worshiping a different God?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Ishida/ishidacross2.jpg
*Cross glows intensely*

Uryu: PRAISE BUDDHA- I MEAN JESUS CHRIST, THE F*CKING CROSS IS F*CKING GLOWING!! Grandpa, take it off!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Renji/renji30d.jpg
Renji: 'Sup Rikichi,why you lookin' so down? Your girlfriend leave your ass or something?
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/rikichi.jpg
Rikichi: Damn straight, she took all my sh*t with her. You should've seen Nanao she was pissed!

Renji: 'The hell, Nanao was your girl?!

*5 minutes ago*

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/Nanao/nanao3.jpg
Nanao: What's your deal Rikichi?! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!! YOU BORROW MONEY FROM ME, YOU DRINK AND YOU PARTY!! And worst of all you have those CHEAP-ASS TATTOOS ON YOUR DAMN EYEBROWS!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/rikichi.jpg
Rikichi: Come on girl, this ain't over!... Oh and, can you lend me 20 bucks?
Nanao: ......... You son of a *****!!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/pow.jpg
Rikichi: GAHHHHH!!!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/rikichisad.jpg
Rikichi: And that's my story bro. After that she took back the watch I bought with her paycheck, my wallet, my crib, my credit card... and my pants *sigh*.

Renji: Dammnnnnnnn... o_O

blah

08-19-2007, 02:51 PM

Hahhaahaa! Awesome captions, guys!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ayasegawa%20Yumichika,%2011th%20Division-%205th%20Seat/ayasegawa_yumichika_06.jpg
Yumichika: I'll send a Voodoo curse upon that bastard Orihime! Teach her to be sexier than me! I'll make her break a nail or something...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ayasegawa%20Yumichika,%2011th%20Division-%205th%20Seat/ayasegawa_yumichika_09.jpg
Yumichika: Tee hee! I'm so diabolically evil! They don't call me an Ass-pirate of the carribean for nothing...
Kenpachi: Oh, that was you? I knew you looked familiar.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_046.jpg
Orihime: GASP!
Ishida: What's wrong?
Orihime: I feel that somewhere out there, there's an ass pirate and a hedgehog cosplayer are talking about me!

Neko Bam

08-19-2007, 02:58 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_116.jpg
Hanatarou: Ey man, I got everything you need: Acid, LSD, Crack, Heroin. You name it, I got it.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_118.jpg
Ganju: Ehrm.....
Ichigo: No way dude, pops always said: "say no to drugs".
Hanatarou: C'mon, you'll be one of the cool kids
Ichigo: Okay, just one pill....*swallows*
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_098.jpg
Ichigo: Chad? woah, I'm seeing things. This is sooooo awesome...wait...wait..noooo...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2032/Bleach%2032_015.jpg
Ichigo: AAARGH
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_051.jpg
Ganju: See? That's why I don't do drugs

Pyramus

08-19-2007, 04:12 PM

This caption is completly weird, and i made it up on the spot!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach25_143.jpg
Yanamoto: So Aizen, please update me on the last 24 hours!
Aizen: With pleasure!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach25_136.jpg
Aizen: So far 2 children have been raped and the culprit is yet to be identified!
Yanamoto: Hmmmm..... this is disturbing news...... where are the children now?
Aizen: Right here!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach24_080.jpg
Aizen: Hinimori, will you please tell us what happend?
Hinimori: Well..... I was walking down to my local sweetshop, to get candy, when suddenly..... when suddenly.......... ahhh! Its too painful! *Cries*
Yanamoto: ........ Lets move on.......

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rikichisad.jpg
Aizen: Exhibit B....
Yanamoto: Wait wait wait! You didnt say exibit A for Hinimori! Why not?
Aizen: Becuase Pyramus knows what her name is! Infact according to my script, his new name is.... 'Fuc*ed up kid'! Right then..... Fuc*ed up kid, what happend?
FDUK: Its so horrible! I was on my way home from work, and suddewnly, I was assraped! *Cries*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach25_136.jpg
Aizen: As you can see sir, this rapist is hard and fast. we never know where hell strike next!

*Ding Dong*

Aizen: Ill get it! *Opens Door* Oh Dear God!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-123-Large03.jpg
Ogichi: RAPE! MUST RAPE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Aizen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Neko Xab

08-19-2007, 06:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/aizen-33-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: Hehe, now that Ogichi is rampaging right before their eyes, nobody will suspect that the serial rapist is in fact me...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/aizen-36-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: Wait a minute... This feeling of anal penetration. Am I, the great serial rapist, being anally violated?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/aizen-08-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: Gahhh! He thrusted so hard blood came out of every orifice in my body!

dawin45

08-19-2007, 07:04 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_116.jpg
hanataro: So what you want guys? If you take the red pill you would go to heaven and live you lifes as they are
or you take the blue pill and you come with me to world that you have never seen before?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_118.jpg
ichigo: Man we should take the blue pill, if you ask me...
Ganju Shiba: do they like have chicks in that world you want to take us?
Hanataro: Shure!
Ganju Shiba: then let's take the blue pill!!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_098.jpg
ichigo: Man this takes us ages! Are you shure we are on the right path?
hantaro: shure!
AFTER 12 HOURS OF WALKING!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2025/Bleach%2025_051.jpg
ichigo: man I'm tired, this world look kind of cool, but I'm tired!
Ganju Shiba:I"m going to do a prOn movie...
matsumoto(not in scene):Hey cuttie...

Neko Bam

08-19-2007, 07:05 PM

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2039/Bleach%2039_042.jpg
Ichigo: AARGH, IT'S ALIVE

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2039/Bleach%2039_138.jpg
Kenpachi: DIE!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2039/Bleach%2039_049.jpg
Ichigo:....duuuuude, it's called deodorant and it's not expensive, okay?

blah

08-19-2007, 07:37 PM

Hahahha! Very funny, eveybody! hehe, you still got it, Caption lord. XD
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2039/Bleach%2039_042.jpg
Ichigo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S RUINING MY MANICURE!!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_116.jpg
Hanatarou: This is the GodPill! It makes you invisible, invincible, invulnerable, fly, lift heavy stuff, shoot lazer, icicles, lava, hotdogs, and it can cure any disease you have or will have.
Ichigo: WOW! I want it!
Ganjyu: Me too!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2035/Bleach%2035_118.jpg
Hanatarou: Only thing is: it's a suppository.
Ichigo: ..........
Ganjyu: .........<