Bleach Caption thread!

[Sesshomaru]

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Grimmjow: Just joking man... just joking...

[blah]

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Hanatoru: Oh, no! The Earth is angry! I must apease it by repeatedly making sweet, muddy love to it!
Rukia: You idiot, it's just an earthquake! What kind of idiot would think that'll stop...
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Rukia:...OH, DEAR LORD!!
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Byakuya: To apease your angery spirit, I offer my meager body. *strips*
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Ukitake: What are you guys doing?! And why wasn't I invited? :mad:

[aliti]

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Tessai: Oh boy! A love doll of my very own!
Ikkaku: Wh-wh-wh-what! I'm no love doll!!!

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Toshiro: Tch. Why doesn't Tessia just go get a hooker?

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Toshiro: Hey, Matsumoto! Any of your girls available?
Matsumoto: Well, lets see . . .

. . . Orihime is out walking the streets . . .
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Orihime: Hey? You guys want to have some fun? Huh? You a cop? C'mon $100 and you'll have an experience you'll never gonna forget!

. . . Tatsuki ate too many special brownies and passed out . . .
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Tatsuki: zzzzzzz zzzzz no more zzzzz zzzzzzz brownies, zzzzzzzz please zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

. . . And Rukia is out on a "date" . . .
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Rukia: (thinking) Soul Society needs to start paying more . . . .

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Toshiro: (sigh) Looks like another lonely evening for me.


And now for no reason here's Ulquiorra:
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Ulquiorra: Why am I even here?

[sniperz]

THE HOT coUPLE actions ; )

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Inoue : i know i must do this... his asleep. i can do anything to his body~
Ichigo : ZzzzzzzZz

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Inoue : ALL THE LIp REACTS AND Puff!!! im gonna kiss my prince XD

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Ichigo : ZOMG IM ALIVE.. THE TEARS Of 2 person combined!! lets do the hot stuff!!

20 minutes later
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Inoue : *puff *puff* that was HOT!!!
Ichigo : : P ~~~

so u shud know wat it means by then XD

[Neko Xab]

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Orihime: Psst... Ichigo.
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Orihime: I'munna eat yer face!
Ichigo: Mmm....

SQUIRT!

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Orihime: Okay... THAT was uncalled for!

[Sendivoge]

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Sōken: MmMmmmm smell that... that's good shinigami. ^_^

[blah]

HAHAHAHA! Awesome captions everybody!!!
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Ikakku: Man! That's some gooooood pot ^^
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Isshin: Boo!
Ikkaku: CRAP! It's the Phys Ed teacher!
Isshin: Relax, I smoke here too.
Ikkaku: Oh, what do you smoke? Tobaccoo?
Isshin: No, your momma's powdered bones. Mmmmm, that's good Zombie Powder XD
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Byakuya: I'm sooo tellin'! Smoking is not allowed on school!
Isshin: You're smokin' too, genius.
Byakuya: ..........You win this time, Phys Ed.
Isshin: I always win, Drama.
Ikkaku: ooh, sparks of love. XD
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*Glare at Ikkaku*
Ikkaku: What? Mary Jane is a powerful drug!
Isshin: That's why Spider-man can't quit her, HI-OOH!!
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Hitsugaya: Hi, gu...
Isshin: GOOD LORD!! ARE YOU SMOKIN', BOY?! D=<
Hitsugaya: uh...b-but you're smo...
Byakuya: And to think I would have choose you to star next to Hinamori in our School's "Romeo & Juliet". I guess I'll give that role to that pedophile who hangs around the school, at least he's more dependable than you!
Ikkaku: Oh...him! DX
*flashback*
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Ikkaku: I hate being un-pixelated! Some pervert always tries to rape me!
Tessai AKA Pedo-man: Oooh! Mummies are hot this season!
Ikkaku: You want a mummY?! DO ya!!
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Ikkaku: THERE'S YOUR MUMMY!
Yumichika: mFfdfj Mhfak mughaa!! (I'll Kill you, Ikkaku!)
Tessai: Oooooh! It's not even my birthday!
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Tessai: *Pulls on bandages* C'mere, you <3
Yumichika: Hjahmam mffkkaa mlffoo!!! (I REGRET NOT SEEING BLEACH: MEMORIES OF NOBODY!!)
*end flashback*
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Ikkaku: Sigh, good times. Where were we? Oh, yeah. Stay away from my booze!
Hitsu, Byakuya & isshin: ......

[Pyramus]

For the first time in a long while, my captions will acturly contain an element of plotline! Enjoy! :p

The Zombie Plague of Bleach - Part 1 of 3

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Ukitake: This may be the last transmission on human television! 72 hours ago, a virus was released from the Caption Knights Lab and it has spread around the world at a ridiculas speed! The virus in question turns everyone into flesh-eating zombies! there is no where to run, every magor city is infested. We have video footage of the zombies.

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Yumichika: Brains........eat brains......
Ukitake: As you can see here, this zombie wants nothing more than to eat your brains!

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Ikkaku: Ahhhh! Get off of me you zombie freak!
Tessai: Tasty brains!

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Ukitake: As you can see, noone can help us now! This may be the very end, of the human race!

*Meanwhile*

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Grimmjow: Ha! Thoe zombies arnt tough enough for me! i'll kill them all! Hell yes!

Voiceover: Will Grimmjow be able to defeat the zombies that are plaging the world? Find out in Part 2!

[aliti]

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Keigo: Friends! Come down to Krazy Keigo's for all your Bleach needs!

We have brand spanking new Orihime's, at low low rock bottom prices!
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Yuzu's in pristine, mint condition!
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And Yuzu's with hail damage at reduced cost!
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Yes, we have models for Rukia lovers!
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Ichigo: You! Buttsekks now!

And for Rukia haters!
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To sell at these prices you have to be C-R-A-Z-Y . . . Krazy Kiego! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahaha HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[Sendivoge]

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Ichigo: Who the hell is this guy... and why is he always eating the food on our set? <_<

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Ichigo: Stop stuffing your face loser!! Just GTFO! Who are yo-

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Ichigo: -gnnk!

[aliti]

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Rukia: Porn? What porn? We certainly weren't watching any porn, no way!

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Ulquiorra: Grim! Aizen-sama wanted me to remind you that if you keep doing that
you will go blind and will have hairy palms!

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Yammi: Woooooo!!!! I guess I shouldn't had all those beans!!!

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Mayuri: . . . and then I tell them that I work in the embassy, which is why I cannot take the money myself and also why we need an overseas partner . . .

[sniperz]

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Tatsuki : ban... KAI!!!
Ichigo : ugaha~~ to the windows

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Kenpachi : jeez.. we're in the gay bar... shud we try some beers?
Byakukya : =) why not join up with other gays =d
Kenpachi : no siree...

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Renji : your going to the gay bar with me..
Ichigo : huh No way ? wtf? o.O!

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Chad : see.. im powa strong!!!
Ichigo : huh.. little ants =x

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Announcer : the fiery in the 3 guy's eyes and face has evolved =\!





SCHOOL DAYS VS BLEACH!?

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Sekai : i know sniperz cares about girl's value. BUT NOT U!!!

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Ichigo : OWH NOES... NOT THE... X_X!

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Ichigo : ugehh~ uarkk.... fresh black bloods..... need vampire's help from black blood brothers =\~ (anime) XD


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Sekai : whattvhat? is that!??? Inoue being captured!??!!!

[Neko Xab]

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Byakuya: Somebody call for a pair of male strippers?
Kenpachi: We've got your double meat special riiight here!...
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Rukia: N-Nee-sama?
Ikkaku: Yumichika?... When you ordered that pizza, who did you call?
Yumichika: I called Chippendale's. They had a double meaty special, and I love a good deal.
Renji: You idiot! They don't sell pizza!
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Byakuya: Look, just give us the goddamn cash so we could dance on you and leave.
Rukia: Nee-sama, since when were you a stripper?
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Byakuya: Truth is, I invested all my cash in Enron stocks a few years back. Then there was the crash, and I've been stripping ever since.
Renji: So that's why the butter I found on your desk tasted funny!
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Kenpachi: And I strip for the massive amounts of coc- I mean vagina. Yes, I enjoy intercourse with females instead of with men.

[Edgey]

LOL nice one everyone!

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Kenpachi: Heh heh, just wait until Byakuya finds out what I wrote on his back when we were in the tunnel together, dam I'm so clever! >=-)
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Byakuya: What? What is it you two...o.O
Rukia: @_@
Renji: I had no idea you could fit that word into a sentance!

[blah]

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VO guy: Wake up with the Kenny!
*Creepy, silent smile*
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Renji: W-wake up w-with....
Rukia: I-is this true?
Byakuya: He makes good bacon Bagels.....DON'T JUDGE ME!! :mad:
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Ichigo: Wait, wasn't "the Kenny" Nanao's ....
Renji: Don't go there...
Nanao: Did someone talk about that back-stabbing sonnuva B!tch D=<
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Nanao: I can't fit in my skimpy swimsuit because I was spooning his Junior whopper every morning. Yeah, you heard me! JUNIOR!!!!

[Neko Bam]

...Last summer, a storm was unleashed over all cinema's. now, in the fall of 2007, the multiple award-winning movie adventure returns! It has won awards for things like: best female actress
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2045/Bleach%2045_042.jpg
Yoruichi: Kekeke, I rock and you know it :)
Best animal actor
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2022/Bleach%2022_025.jpg
Yoruichi: Idiots...I mean: 'meow, purrrrr'
and best naked actor
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Soi Fong: Hehe, these are going to my special collection.
It's.......
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Out now....

In the last episode of CSI: Soul Society *trailer music starts playing*
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Hanatarou: Unohana! If this creature goes over 5 miles per hour, it will explode!
Unohana: Holy Crap!
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Ukitake: You slaughtered my parents, my wife, and sold my childeren as slaves, now you die :mad
Hanatarou: But I can't even hold a sword!
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Hitsugaya: Rapido, Matsumoto, Somebody stole my burrito!
Matsumoto: Mierda Santa (Holy Crap).
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Ikkaku: I'm so devious! It's already half past teatime, and I haven't even given Yachiru a crumpet! Ho Ho Ho.....
Anouncer: and now we go back to the action-packed sequal!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1190138692
VM: Wait, did any of this actually happen?
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=35519&dateline=1188346692
Xabelis: Nah, they deleted it all during post-production.
And now to the main story:

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Kenpachi: Guess who? Did I hear you say something about crumpets?
Yumichika: Taicho! I thought you'd never make it!
Ikkaku: I'm innocent, I swear!
Yachiru: *muffled sounds*
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Byakuya: Surrender, or we may have to use force
Ikkaku: allright, I'll come along peacefully
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Kenpachi: YAY, FORCE :)
Ikkaku: I said peacefully..AAAGH, that's not supposed to bend THAT way :sad

[aliti]

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Rukia: Listen, Inoue, I think you should be with Ichigo, not me.

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Orihime: B-B-But Rukia! You make Ichigo so happy and changed his life! I'm just some stupid helpless girl!

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Rukia: But it would never work. I have to be in Soul Society. You two can make a life here on earth. He does want you. What guy wouldn't? I mean you are absolutely gorgeous; a cute face, great boobies, and you're just a great person all around.

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Orihime: Hehehe . . . thanks Rukia . . . your pretty cute as well . . . so thin and athletic . . . I bet you have very tight little body . . .

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Rukia: hehehe. Thanks, Orihime. Anyway, don't worry about me and Ichigo. He's just a boy - boys are stupid anyway!

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Orihime: Yeah! . . . I mean . . . I don't . . . I'm . . . . ummmmm . . . .
Rukia: How about I show you why Chappy here is so popular among us female Shinigami?


some time later
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Rukia: Whew! Want a cigarette, Orihime?


elsewhere
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Shūhei: Wow! Did I ever put that spycam in the right place or what!

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Ichigo: Wait, don't I have a say in this????

[blah]

Hahahhaaa! So hot XD
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Soi FOng: Damn that Urahara! Always ha yoruichi all for himself! Never shares, or at least let me watch!
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Soi Fong: But I'll change that! I'll change that indeed! Mwehehehe!!
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Soi Fong: Here's your target! You know what to do?
Assasin: Yeah. Kill Kurosaki. *Goes through the wall*
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Soi Fong: No! Not Kur.. Aah, whatever. *plays her Nintendo DS*
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Renji(Assasin):Come with me if you want to die.
Ichigo: Ok, fair enough.
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Ichigo: WAIT!! DId you say "live" or "di...RGGHHHH!!!

[Pyramus]

The Great Zombie Plague Of Bleach - Part 2 of 3

Last time, we saw that the world of bleach was infected with flesh eating zombies! And now Grimmjow is out to save the world! What will happen next?

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Grimmjow: Ha! Those zombies wern't so hard! Now to save the world!
Kenpachi: Hey wait!

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Kenpachi: Take me with you! I can kill zombies real good! And im a sexy, ill bring in all the girls!
Grimmjow:...

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Grimmjow: I dont know.... I don't want you to steal my thunder. There's also the fact that you may become a zombie and eat me! But what the hell, lets go!


*Meanwhile, on the other side of the world*

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Ichigo: Damm! i think one of those zombies bit me! I can't control the virus! It's spreading! AHHHHH!

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Zombie Ichigo: Brains! Must... eat....... brains! But first..... must mastubate!

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Pyramus: Hey! Stick to the script! I'm not paying you to mastubate all day!
Ichigo: Oh come on Mr P, I've been saving up since 5 hours ago! I need some release!
Pyramus: Allright screw this, let's get back to the show! Annnnnnnd action!

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ZIchigo: Brains.... must... have.... brains!
Grimmjow: Not so fast!
ZIchigo: What!?

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Grimmjow: I'm gonna kill your zombie ass!
Zaraki: And i'm gonna look sexy!
Grimmjow: Shut up! *Cough* Anyway, it's time to duel! Super mega awsome power activate go!

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ATTACK POWER ACTIVATE!

Announcer: Could this be any more genious? Mabye not, becuase Pyramus has no ideas left for part 3, so tune in next time for the improvised version of Part 3 of The Great Zombie Plague Of Bleach!

[aliti]

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Kiego: My name is Keigo Asano. I was once a Lieutenant in the police, but since the day a stray bullet hit an innocent bystander during a shootout, those days have been over. Oh, and also the people I was having the shootout with did not have any guns. No matter.

So I went into business for myself. Along with my partner Mizuiro Kojima I opened the Karakura Detective Agency.
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And no! I do not mean that Mizuiro and I are "life partners" or anything like that; it's strictly business. Goddamn bastard makes me takes a receipt each and every time . . . .

We take those jobs that the cops just won't deal with. We've seen and done things that will most people could not imagine in their worst nightmares.
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Yes, I thought I had seen it all: pimps, gangsters, whores, dirty politicians, immoral doctors, Satanists, you name it. That is until that one case . . .

It started off easily enough
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Chizuru: I need you to deliver this to 2800 Ashmore drive. Do not open do it, do not try to peak at it and do not delay its delivery. Do not get it wet, do not eat food near it, do not drop it. Do not talk to it, do not smell it, and do not leave it in a the car during these hot summer days. Do not put it in a fridge, do not have anal sex near it, and do not have any alcoholic beverages near it. Follow the rules and you will be richly rewarded, disobey and I cannot be held responsible for the outcome if you break even one rule.

Kiego (narrarating): Ashmore drive, huh? So I can see how the big reward comes in. But why does she just not deliver it herself - something is not quite right with this. And all those rules, too. No way I should not take this case. Move on, take another case. But I haven't eaten a real meal in a week.
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Kiego: Lady, I don't know what's going on here and I don't want to know. But if your reward is as good as I think it will be, then yeah, we'll be your little couriers. Mizuiro, get her to sign everything.
Mizuiro: Lets see . . . we need you to sign this contract . . . and initial here . . . and here . . . sign this indemnity against injury to others . . .

to be continued

[dawin45]

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Ishim: hey man, could pass me that pot?,cause all this waiting for our sons to destroy the hueco mundo is hard on me...
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Ryūken Ishida:I don't know, but where's your bag of weed that you always are suposed to carry around all the time?
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ishim: yeah but unlike you I take outthe big bag of weed when i'm going to my wife's memorial day...
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ishim: Isn't that the smoking police from the hospital?
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Ryūken Ishida: oh cr@p....
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SIGN: NO SMOKING IN HSPITAL OR YOU WILL DIE!
the smoke police guy appeares
the smoke police guy:there he is, kill him!!!!!!
so Ryūken Ishida dies!
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BUY OUR GREAT PRODUC THAT WOULD STOP YOU SMOKING FOREVER!BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE! 100% wanranty that our product will stop you from smoking in 5 seconds of activation!INCREDIBLE!

[Neko Xab]

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Yoruichi: Meow. Meow.
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Ichigo: No, kitty, this is my pot pie!
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Yoruichi: Meow.
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Ichigo: No, kitty! This is my pot pie!
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Yoruichi: Hiss!
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Ichigo: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
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Masaki: Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
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Ichigo: Wait, what?!

[sniperz]

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Grimjoww : IM GAY : )~!!


LAS NOCHES MOMENTS : AIZEN X INOUE

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Inoue : where is this Pimping reaitsu coming from!??? OMG IM DROP WET! >_<"

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Aizen : tonight we dine in bed! =)



OMGS what his doing!?

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Grimjoww : hey hey hey.. wheres ur nippies.? i touched none =\
Luppi : STOP Being Cheeky u blue shark freak!!

[aliti]

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Mayuri: League of Women Shinigami: I have a new product for you! Designed with the help of Nemu . . .
Nemu: Thank you, Captain.
Mayuri: Shut up! I was still speaking!
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Mayuri: Captain Yamamoto wants to emphasize hygiene among the Shinigami. With that in mind, I have designed a tampon!
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Mayuri: According to the records, this is the time for your menstruation cycle, Isane. You can try it first!
Isane: Ummm . . . thats kinda personal, captain . . .
Mayuri: No need to thank me!
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Urahara: Oh, Kurotsuchi! Your personal hygiene products will never compare with mine!
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Urahara: Smell my deodorant!

[+KuSaKaBe+]

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*Offscreen* Cops: He's got Burger King take him down!! *gunshots*
Hanatarou: AUGHHH!!! Crap, first KFC, then Taco Bell, and now this?!
Ganju: NOOO!!! Sh*t, My BK Stackers!!
Hinamori: Now I'm never gonna gain weight the easy way!!
Kiyone: Think's he'll know we tipped off the fuzz?
Isane: Not a chance *snickers*.

A moment later...

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Tessai: Owner, I've got the illegal Mexican immigrant right here!! That'll teach him to mow people's lawns for 400 yen an hour.
Hanatarou: *With Mexican accent* Hey holmes, you better put me down 'fore I bust a cap in you ass!!
Urahara: Hey cool it beaner! Your taco lovin', border crossing, lowrider driving days are over... b!tch.

[itto]

Hey can i join the caption fc?

[blah]

Hey can i join the caption fc?
Please post in the FC's thread, the link is in my siggy. And of course you can ^^
Which class do you want join?
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Kurotsuchi: Walt Disney hungers!
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Kurotsuchi: Bring in the first Cuban child!!!
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Tessai: I gots him right here. Man, he's a fiesty one, he is ^^
Jinta: Madre de Dios!!

[sniperz]

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Grimjoww : HEY I KNOW IMMM GAYY!! SAY ALA VISTAA BABY! :)

[Dope Hat]

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Grimmjaw: "Moon Prisim Power!"

++++++++++++

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Shunsui: *wakes up* *sniffs air* now what is that funny smell?......ewwww..."Who the heck was that?
Everyone: *looks at the neighbour*

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Gin: "Hehe, sorry guys....you know...it happens to the best." ^^'''
Everyone: Ewwww...

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Kenpachi: "OMF! That's too much. I'm gonna vomit!" *runs off*

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Yamamoto: "Gin! Never ever do that again.....or I'll have to spank you."

[aliti]

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Tousen: *Sigh*
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Aizen: What's the matter, Tousen?
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Tousen: It's . . . nothing . . . *sigh* . . . it's just . . . well . . . it's my birthday and no one got me anything, no one even wished me happy birthday. :sadd:
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Aizen: Oh? Well I got you something! Look over there!
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Wonderwice: Wah hah!
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Tousen:Wow! A gimp of my very own! Thanks Aizen!



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Urahara: And now the Bleach Talent Show! First up is Chad's ventriloquist act!
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Chad: How are we doing today, Rukia doll?
Rukia doll: I don't know - how would you feel with someone's hand up your ass?


Urahara: Hahaha! chad and his doll everyone! Next, we have Matsumoto and her amazing ping pong ball trick!
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Matsumoto: Yeah, you wish! Perv!


Urahara: We-ll then. Ahem. Finally, we have Tatsuki imitation of Thich Quang Duc, who in June 11, 1963 burned himself to death to protest the persecution of Buddhists by the South Vietnamese regime of Ngo Dinh Diem.
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Urahara: Oh me oh my. We may have gone too far on that last one . . .

[Edgey]

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Ichigo: OK seriously, Hueco Mundo has GOT to be some sort of pervert hangout, no portal is coincidentally in THAT shape...
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Urahara: Just shut up and wiggle through the hole Ichigo...
Meanwhile...
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Grimmjow: That's right, keel down and feel my perversely placed Zanpakutou hilt...
Ichigo: HA! I was right! You all owe me a pizza when we get back! \o/

2.
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Urahara: Psst, hey Ryuuken, I've ran out of toilet paper, can you help me out here?
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Ryuuken: No, I used the last of it to make this splif I'm smoking >: D
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Urahara: Meanie!!! :(

[Edgey]

^ Please do not post here unless you are going to make a caption, if you want compliment or make a comment please go to this thread:
http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42027

kthxbai

[aliti]

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Ikkaku: Alright, I've made the boat and filled it and now what?
Ayasegawa: Just roll it around your fingers a bit and . . . listen, you sure you don't want me to do it?
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Urahara: Woah, dude. Have you ever, like, looked at like a fly's wings. I mean they're kinda of like translucent but not. You know why man, cause their aliens man. They were brought here by aliens, man.
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Ichigo: Did you hear that? I heard something! . . . What was that? What?
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Ayasegawa: Dude! Chill out! Or I'll throw a cat in your face!
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Tōshirō: Is anyone else here hungry? Anyone want to go in on a pizza?
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Ichigo: Dude! I know I heard something! The cops are outside. They are getting ready to bust in the door! I just know it!
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Ayasegawa: OK! Thats it!!!
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MEOW!!!


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Plain Clothes Detective 1: Do you think we were spotted?
Plain Clothes Detective 2: No, no of course not.
Detective 1: Ummm . . . Do you think you can let go of my hand?
Detective 2: Oh, sorry about that.

[momo-taichou]

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[Neko Xab]

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Tatsuki: You gon' git raped tonight.
Keigo: Mizuiro! Get this crazy ***** off me!
Mizuiro: Bow-chika-wow-wow. *fap fap fap*

[Anjiru]

I like ohnomomo pictures.

[Pyramus]

No posting in here thanks! If u have a caption to share then go ahead! Go to http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42027 if you want to post comments! Also join our little society!

[aliti]

Urahara [narrarating]:I made it into town just as the mescaline was wearing off. My head was still full of acid and I was trying to just maintain until I could make it back to my hotel room and watch Jesus help the Aztecs build a pyramid to communicate with Aliens.
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But as soon as I made it to my room I knew I was in for it. My lawyer was there with some street urchins. The girl was off in her own little world; who knows what drugs and how much of them my lawyer had given her. But the boy, his eyes were full of murderous hate. He had his hands on a bat and was waiting for an opening, any opening, to attack. But I kept an eye on him and kept my distance.
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Tessai: Hey Urahara! Check out this doobie I rolled up! It's got to be like a world record! We should call Guinness! I'll be famous!
Urahara: No you'll be in jail. They won't just get you for the drugs; they'll get you for kidnapping and sodomizing these kids!
Ururu: . . . purple . . . smells like . . . purple . . .
Jinta: Hey! I'm not the one sodomized! I am the one who sodomizes! Don't make me beat your head into your skull!

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Tessai: Don't worry. They're here for the revolution. You don't have to worry about them. They're one of us now.
Urahara: Yeah, that is until the drugs get out of their system. And they start putting things together and send the swine after us.
Tessai: Well, that's why we just keep them full of drugs.

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Jinta: Hey! When is someone going to get her that I can sodomize?
Ururu: . . . must keep . . . bunnies inside . . . they want to escape from my mouth . . .
Tessai: I got a guy on the way. An expert in this field.

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Urahara: Don't tell me. Not that guy again!

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Ichigo: Hey there soldier boy! Five dorra! Five dorra!

[blah]

Hahahhaha! Funny stuff eveybody!
Ok, lemme see here. I haven't made a caption in a while. So pwease execuse my rustynessness
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Wonderwice: Daa~aaadeeeeeeee!!!
Tousen: ...Lemme guess, your Mama was that Swedish "massage" lady I banged while I was packbacking around Europe?
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Wonderwice: Wassa Bang?!
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Tousen: Hehe, cute. I'm gonna enjoy moulding you into what I imagine is my image.....I am an 8-foot Norwegian Body builder, right?
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Aizen: Ooh, you were so close that time.
Tousen: Dammit! I hate this demented game!
Aizen: Sorry, but if you can't guess what you look like, I can't bring you Justice to all creation. buuuu~uut if you guess the colour of the hilt of my sword, you can win a toaster!
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Tousen: Sword?! I thought you cut your enemies with some sort of sex beam...
*Door being kicked*
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Chad: *Cuban Accent* Say K*hello to my lil' friend!!!
Rukia: Bang bang kapoom this isn't working!
Chad: Shut uu~up!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20143/bleach-21-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Urahara: Well, that was completely unnecessary. I'm so angry, I could.....Poop.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_18_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Urahara: Dammit! I can't even poop!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-22.jpg
Jinta: You put your pinky in...
Ururu: ...You take your pinky out...
Jinta: ...You put that pinky in your mouth...
Ururu: ...and you turn it all around...
Jinta: ..That's what the pinky dinky is all about!
Ururu: Everybody now!
Tessai: SUCH FILTH! Why back in my day, Kid's songs were tasteful!!
*flashback*
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20129/Bleach-129TheSwoopingDescentofth-7.jpg
Hitsugaya:I scream...
You Scream...
But I scream because those chains are twisting my nipp~les
*Snap out of flashback*
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20136/Bleach-136HuecoMundocivilwarUlquior.avi_000229521.jpg
Tessai: What am I saying?! Those were a hundared times worse! I'll go up to the mountain shrine and lament on that flashback.
Urahara: Don't come back, sicko.

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000256464.jpg
Ishida: Man oh man oh man on man I haven't had sex in months man oh man oh man I am so freakin' horny.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000473097.jpg
Chad: I'm here for you Ishida. [wink]
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000786910.jpg
Ishida: NO! I want Ichigo to be my bi***!
Ichigo: Wha-!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_001070276.jpg
Chad: Don't say bi***! Thats offensive to womenfolk!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000767224.jpg
Ishida: I meant of course, he's my prison bi***.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000743367.jpg
Chad: But . . . whose prison bi*** will I be?
Iceringer: I can be your huckleberry, love.

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176060785b87.jpg
Ichigo: Heh. Heh. Heh. Ishida's getting stoned big time.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176254786e48.jpg
Ishida: No matter how tightly I shut my eyes, those damn cats won't stop doing the Macarena!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/1192617575637f775.jpg
Retard: Durrrr-dur-durrrrr...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176540808912.jpg
Ichigo: Holy crap, Chad. That guy looks like a bad Carlos Mencia joke. Let's beat the crap out of him!
Chad: Ichigo! You know it's not nice to pick on retards...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926177517569483.jpg
Chad: Here, allow me!
Retard: Durrrr!
Chad: I'll teach you that it's not okay to be born with a mental condition you can't help!

[Alexander4]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/TLS4_GatorBait/2.jpghttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/TLS4_GatorBait/3.jpg Speechless

[The14thGotei]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4243/01ichihollowzm3.th.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01ichihollowzm3.jpg)
ME WANT CANDEH!!
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6255/02ichihollowrj9.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02ichihollowrj9.jpg)
I NO HAVE TEH CANDIES!
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1910/03ichihollowpj2.th.jpg (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03ichihollowpj2.jpg)
YOU MUST SAY PLEASE!

[Alexander4]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4243/01ichihollowzm3.th.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01ichihollowzm3.jpg)
ME WANT CANDEH!!
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6255/02ichihollowrj9.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02ichihollowrj9.jpg)
I NO HAVE TEH CANDIES!
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1910/03ichihollowpj2.th.jpg (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03ichihollowpj2.jpg)
YOU MUST SAY PLEASE!
Love the KFC sig! lmao

[skyblazer280]

LOL i like the retard one

[blah]

Uh...guys, please comment in the FC. The link for it is in me sig. but thank you anyway ^^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176060785b87.jpg
Ishida: This chunky chocolate cereal tastes horrible! Like...rocks!
Ichigo: It is rocks, Mr. billion IQ
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176254786e48.jpg
Ishida: Happy place happy place happy place @3@
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926176540808912.jpg
Ichigo: Oh, no! Ishida is stuck in the island of self-doubt! Quick, throw him your boogie board, Chad!
Chad: No way! It's mine! It makes me look hot!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20144/DB_Bleach_144_BD8CEA9Aavi_000743367.jpg
Iceringer: You look like a retarted monkey on his first day in the beach who forgot his sunscreen! Also you smell.
Chad: That's it! No one disses my hygine! Take...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926177517569483.jpg
Chad: ...THIS!!!11!!
Demora: AARRGHHH!!

[sniperz]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20OP7%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
Ichigo : this is my latest breaking chain sword form!!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20144%20-%20Large%2002.jpg
Ishida : wat the hell? how would u fell to a near mario lookalike trap? jump up u muscle boy
Chad : my apologies for jumping like mario =( u saved my 1 life up :D


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20144%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
Icebringer : i am thee here to use SENNEN GOROSHI (thousand years of pain)
Chad : omg I AM Crapped out !!!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20144%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Aizen : i am getting fatter each time i sat on my throne :D ... need lich king's slim fitness help !!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20144%20-%20Large%2025.jpg
Demoura : suck my mouth

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20144%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Chad : no thanks im no gay.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4631/ichigomv3.jpg
Ichigo : i am to defeat u aizen :p
Aizen : dun break my dining table tats it :)

[Pyramus]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach2.jpg
Tongue Hollow: How about some drugs? All the cool kids are doing it!
Ishida: Um.... I betta not, I'm acturly recovering from a major hangover, I don't think that drugs are gonna be a good idea!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach3.jpg
TH: Fine! I will force feed you the drugs! I may even have some AIDS left over in here! nananananananananana DRUGMAN!
Ihida: Oh no!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach1.jpg
Ishida: Oh man! That was some bad shit! It was well worth it though, I have a high! OW it hurts!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/dompic1.jpg
Pyramus: Hey kids, I'm here today to remind you that drugs are NEVER a good thing to take! No matter what others may say! You may think your cool because your taking drugs, but no, your not!


This has been an Pyramus production, no people were harmed during the making of this caption, accept the producer. Lets just say, he got in Pyramus' way!

[sniperz]

argh >_ < pyramus has shown himself!
and its funny how ishida got headache coz of demoura XD!

[Pyramus]

No talking in here! :p Go to the FC, your the former VC, you should know this! XD

[+KuSaKaBe+]

And now for the return of an old joke...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p291/FC-Senna/5.jpg

Chad: Well well well... it looks like the Japanese symbols have returned with the friends... the English alphabet. *Looks at her* Senna, 'the hell did you do?!
Senna: What?! You've gotta be f*cking kidding me, they're back?

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p291/FC-Senna/8.jpg

*Choke slams her to the ground*

Chad: DON'T MESS WTIH ME B*TCH!! You brought them (English alphabet) here with you, when you came back from that trip to New York!!
Senna: *Choke* Urgh, no I *choke* swear to God I don't freaking *gasp* know!
Chad: And who the Buck Rogers is Moiraine?!
Senna: Damn... come to think of it, this reminds me of Otakon 2005...

*Flashback*

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p291/FC-Senna/9.jpg

Cosplayer: Trying to smuggle the Spanish language into the States, huh?! We'll show you!
Senna: Madre de dios! Por que?!

[blah]

Hahahhahaha!!
When will they learn, language smuggling never pays XD
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/senna.png
Senna: I'm sooooo drunk right now, I don't know if I can say no to anything at all....*hic*
Ichigo: SCORE! I-I mean..uh... you poor thing. wanna crash my pad?
Senna: Sure....*hic*
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/senna2.png
Ichigo: Uh...um...Lemme see here...You are one Foxy lady. *Rawr*
Senna: *Stifles laugh* The hell you saying, Dork? XD Oh my god! That line died before you were born HAhahahhahaa!!
Isshin: Hahhahahaa! Foxy!
Ichigo: wtf?!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Rofl.png
Isshin: Hahhahaa! What an idiot! Hahhaha!
Ichigo: Shut up! It was your idea!
Isshin: An you totally fell for it XDD

[Joe Black]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926177517569483.jpg

Falco. . . PAAAAUUNCH!

[sniperz]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3920/isthatabirdooli7.jpg
Icebringer : omg is that a flying giant saucer? or issit just some punk flying like wannabe Air Gear o.O!

[Neko Bam]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/senna2.png
Ichigo: You know what time it is, right?
Senna: Lemme gues.......wait.....I almost got it!
Ichigo: ...
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Rofl.png
Ichigo: IT'S RAPE TIME!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach2.jpg
Arrancar:......
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach1.jpg
Ishida: MY EYES! Why have you betrayen me :(?!

[blah]

Hehehe, classic XD
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Rofl.png
Isshin: AAARGH, this damn tooth!! Let's do it again Ichigo, and this time try slamming the door a little harder, Momma's boy!
Ichigo: grr! why don't you just go to the dentist down the street?
Isshin: I'm not going to that Hack untill he tears down that sign! DX
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/1190153917657.jpg
Dentist: Bankai Dentist! What do you thin Kurosaki-Senpai?
Isshin: :mad: Sonnuva...!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/superdad.jpg
Isshin: The very thought is just disgusting!! This misrepresentation is like calling a puppet theatre group the Royal Shakspeare Company!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/yumi-mummy1.png
Yumichika: You. shall. Not...I'm sorry I can't do this!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/yumi-mummy.png
Tessai: We start Lord of the rings puppet show two weeks from now, this better be bloody important.
Yumichika: Well, sorry but I can't fill Sir Ian McKellen's shoes. The man's simply too gorgeous for my tastes. I humbly quit!
Tessai:....weird.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Ian_McKellen.jpg
Sir Ian: Psst.... I don't know why I'm here, but that was one dashing lady, were she not? Care to give me her digits?
Tessai:....sure.

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-25.jpg
Hachi: Why does everyone keep asking me if I miss my bucket?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20127/Bleach-127UraharasDecisionOrihim-16.jpg
Mashiro: Hahahaha! I can't believe you don't know what that is! Hahahaha! Oh my god that is so old!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20127/Bleach-127UraharasDecisionOrihim-2.jpg
Matsumoto: Can you believe he doesn't know about that!!! What rock do you think he has been under?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-26.jpg
Hachi: Though a bucket could be very useful . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20127/Bleach-127UraharasDecisionOrihim-23.jpg
Aizen: Heheheh. No one knows that I have the Bucket. Heheheheheh.

Meanwhile, across town . . .
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/1190153917657.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20127/Bleach-127UraharasDecisionOrihim-20.jpg
Dr. Tsubaki: Woman! Have you been flossing???!!?
Orihime:Gaaahhhh . . . ghes?
Dr. Tsubaki: Don't lie!

[BeatingHearts]

oh my lord, soooooooo funny i cant stop laughing. The Verizon team stalks again!!!!

[BeatingHearts]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926177517569483.jpg
Falco. . . PAAAAUUNCH!





Oh man i used to quote that when i was in High school, its perfect

[Neko Bam]

@ BeatingHearts: Please use the caption thread FC to post comments (the link is in Blah's sig). The mods have forbidden to just post comments here, only captions are allowed, sorry :(

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-8.jpg
Ichigo: Gaa~aaaah!!!!! Man, if I had known what Bukkake was I would never have agreed to it!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-6.jpg
Ishida: Well, don't forget you'll be getting a ton of weed out of it. Literally a ton of weed.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-23.jpg
Chad: Dude . . . that's like . . . a lot of weed there
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-11.jpg
Ishida: So, who wants to spark up this J ?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-16.jpg
Chad: Will that even light? Dude you should get a rolling machine . . . seriously.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-15.jpg
Yo, you holdin'? You got something holding in there?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-28.jpg
Grimm: Dudez!!! Yo, you gotta be sharing the wealth!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-24.jpg
Chad: Sure! We got plenty!
Ichigo: Hey! That isn't yours to be given away! I paid for it!
Ishida: You didn't pay anything for it. All you had to do was stand there.
Ichigo: But . . . but . . . there was more to it than that!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-34.jpg
C'mon, we need some for Gin's b-day party. We already got him a clown.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-41.jpg
Dondo: Hey Kids! I'm Dondo! The Arrancar Clown! Who wants to make balloon animals?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-25.jpg
Chad: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! A CLOWN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blah]

Hahahhahaa! Clownphobia running high XDD
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-24.jpg
Ishida: Didja hear? The Canadian Dollar fell down from its 2-day-higher-than-the-American-dollar fad. I told you the beaver can't stay on top of the Jefferson.
Ichigo: Are you coming on to me?!
Chad: Hey, look. It's President Bush with his Halloween costume.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/alex-ross_bush-liberty.jpg
Bush:.....What's a Halloween?
Lady Liberty: XP lol dead
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/ulquiref.png
Ulquiorra: Nooo TT__TT My sweet lady liberty. She had the most beautiful shade of Greenish gray make-up I ever saw!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-23.jpg
Chad: If bugs Bunny taught me anything, it's that I can hide from Psychotice bald hunters by hiding behined object that are significanty thinner than I am.....PERFECT!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-34.jpg
..... *gunshot*
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-25.jpg
Chad: AAARGHH!! My Steroids-filled thigh!!
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3920/isthatabirdooli7.jpg
Ice: JUMP, Willy!!
Willy: Urk Urk urk!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-25.jpg
*splat*
Hachi: $%&^!!! Willy didn't make it!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-26.jpg
Hachi: Hmmm, maybe I can ground him up and make my patented Farmer Hachi's Gillian Burger.
Ice: I'm not dead....
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20127/Bleach-127UraharasDecisionOrihim-2.jpg
Matsumoto: STOP THE MADNESS! FARMER HACHI'S GILLIAN BURGER IS PEOPLE, I TELLS YA!! PEOPLE!!!
Ikkaku: ZOmg! No, wait, it's just gillians.
Matsumoto:...oh....HAHHAHHAA! Who cares about them? XD

[Shihouin Yoruichi]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-8.jpg

"I'm too hot for my clothes!"






.

[sniperz]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Stark: i need some sandwich. MAKE IT NOW!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2022.jpg
Halibel : why not just make it urself HUH!? =p
Stark : NOO! IM TIRED!!!

Hollow Pet
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2029.jpg
Hollow : burtititbtiriiritiisdfisdf........... =p WHOSE THAT POKEMON? XD!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2019.jpg
Old Man Espada : i need food!!!! TV's!!! cams on intruders : 0

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Black Guy Espada : i dun like the way u said that ero espada...
Old Man Espada : it's my choice! X-P!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Grimjoww : WTF did i ate yesterday? Some hollow potato chips or barbeque hollow with rice? :X MEH IM STOMACH ACHEDz!!!

Aizen : = ) get urself a Medical Hollow Treatment at our nearest Las Noches.

[blah]

Hahahha! Awesome captions, Sniperz and Yoruichi ^^
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Aizen: Spay or neueter your pets today!
Grimmjow: $%@# you, Aizen Sousuke!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4631/ichigomv3.jpg
Ichigo: STOP MUTIATING ANIMALS! LET THEM DANGLE ON, PROUD AND FREE!!
Aizen: Oh, Hell no! It's unreasonable-PETA-man!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2019.jpg
*Thinking* "Ooh, dangle-y parts ^^"
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20145%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
"WHo said that?!!"

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-16-animestocks.jpg
Old man: Mmmmm... Got some serious meat on ya, boy!
Yammy: Grampa, if you don't stop molesting me right now, I'll make you eat your hat.
Halibel: My breasts were too big for this anime.
Aaroniero: *thinking* I wonder if there are vibrators out there shaped like me...

[Neko Bam]

1.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20128/bleach-13-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Yuzu: Oi, Ichi, you got the goods?
Isshin: WHERE IS IT? I CAN SMELL IT
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-8.jpg
Ichigo: *opens jacket* Pure grade A Colombian, my friends!
http://i21.tinypic.com/1z5su8x.jpg
Isshin: GRADE A? GRADES ARE WORTH SHIT!
Yuzu: *sniff* I'm so f*cking stoned right now
2.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20134/bleach-00-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
On sign: Mayuri's house of dubious experiments
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa9.png
Mayuri: Allright gang, thanks to Yamamoto-Soutaichou's kind fundings, we have more money then we can spend on research, so......let's make some artificial hookers.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20134/bleach-01-animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Creepy Scientist-guy: Cap'n, isnt that against our ethical guidlines?
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w128/pariahzeman/cappa/cappa9.png
Mayuri: ...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2043/Bleach%2043_058.jpg
EXPLOSION
Mayuri: You're fired!......hehehe, fired...I'm such a clown
3.
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6479/vlcsnap624271ai7.png
Isshin: So, you're still smokin'?
Ryuuken: Yep, you quit didn't you?
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6748/vlcsnap624773zb6.png
Isshin: Yeah. I only smoke on my wife's memorial day......I sniff on all other days :)
Ryuuken: WHUT?
Isshin: Nothing...

[Pyramus]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach-00-animestockscom.jpg
Sign Reads: Mayuri's Crack House

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/cappa9.png
Mayuri: Ok! Who smoked all the crack at once? I'm not made of the stuff, so stop wasting my precious drugs! Now who was it?

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach-01-animestockscom.jpg
Frog-scientist: Umm..... wasn't me....... Look at me, do I look like I take drugs? Infact, I don't even know why i'm here!
Horned-scientist: I am so high right now, I don't even care!
Mayuri: That's it! You both receive death!

Meanwhile

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/vlcsnap624271ai7.png
Isshin: Dude, where'd you get the crack?
Ryuuken: I stole it off of Mayuri. Don't worry, it's not like the freak will notice and kill anyone for it!

[Alexander4]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/11926177517569483.jpg
Falco. . . PAAAAUUNCH!
win. best caption in history of ever-ness

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%203/Bleach-003Theolderbrotherswishtheyo.avi_000849849.jpg
People who post comments here and not here (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=42027) makes me sick!!!

[sniperz]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2001.jpg
Pessche : nooo! ichigo thats not how u smack his eyes! smack his dong! :p

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2006.jpg
Nell : i am da 11th division arrancar Zaraki urhhh Kenpachi!!!! tat menos is yachiru!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2007.jpg
Desert Bros : zomgs... tats so lame taking people's name!
Kenpachi : SAY WAT!??
Desert Bros : eeeeeeeheeee noo! (paled out white)


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2031.jpg
Nell : today... We hail Hitler!!! the nell styles!!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2034.jpg
Ichigo and the gang : WATT!???? THE WAR IS ALIVE!!! !!!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2028.jpg
Rukia : *punch to the neck
Ichigo : stunned*!


http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2029.jpg
Renji : i just mastered my bankai based on super smash bros bashing technique
Ichigo : nooo i cant be.. *being bashed on the face*

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2030.jpg
Renji & Rukia : we are the justice shinigami DUO!!!
Ichigo : ZzzzzzzzzZ

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2016.jpg
Lunaganga : im not ur sandwich with sand flavour choppins!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
Ichigo : ... wat did u just do..??!
Nell : im gonna release my BAN...KAI!!!
Ichigo : omgz SPOILS!! XD

[Lightseeker]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2007.jpg
Three Siblings: HENGE! *turns white* What do you think about our Concealment Jutsu, it allow us to blend in the white sand!

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-16.jpg
Ichigo: . . . and so then I just took my finger and wiped it on her when she wasn't looking.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-17.jpg
Renji: So you just stuck your finger up your nose . . .
Ichigo: Yep.
Renji: . . . and wiped it on her when she wasn't looking . . .
Ichigo: With this very finger!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-7.jpg
Nel: HAHAHAHA. That's funny!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-25.jpg
Nel: Unless its me he wiped it on!!! Wah!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-26.jpg
Peshe: No no no! he wiped it on that other girl as she was going to her porn shoot.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4325.jpg
Rukia: what do you mean there's a booger on my shirt?!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-27.jpg
Shuhei: Hey! Some people are into that! We can have you covered with all sorts of human filth . . . Hopefully, Matsumoto will come back with my camera soon. She said she was going to make some "special pics" for me!!! Ah, here she is!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-30.jpg
Matsumoto: There's your camera back and . . . here are those "special" photos!!! Hope you like them!
Shuhei: Let me at them!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-31.jpg
Shuhei: [GASP!]
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-29.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-28.jpg
Shuhei: This isn't what I was thinking of, Matsumoto!!!!!

[Chibifain]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-31.jpg
Shuhei: OMG she just gave me pictures of that little Hitsugaya naked!? I was hoping for these!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-28.jpg
Shuhei: Gotta hide these fast, before the others see them!

[blah]

Hahahhaa! Funny stuff, eveybody!
Ok, I am beyond rusty. But I gotta give it a shot. Not for me, not for you, but for the proud people of Captionia!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-16.jpg
Ichigo: I got the magic wagging finger, ergo all shall serve me!!
Ishida: He got us there.
Renji: WAIT!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-17.jpg
Renji: I challange your wagginghood, you burgoise swine!
Ichigo:So's your mom!
Renji: En garde! *wags finger* Uhh unhh I've got you now Urhh!
Ichigo: Bring it, Bay-watch!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-26.jpg
Pesshe: Now, comrade, all our hardwork shall finally pay off! Show them the wagging of the proud people's republic of Hueco!
Nel: I shan't dithappoint!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-25.jpg
Nel: Take thith, you arithtocratth!!
Dondo: NO!! She's doing it wrong!!
Pesshe: All hope is lost!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4325.jpg
Rukia: This is the most retarted piece of crap I've ever seen!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-7.jpg
Nel: EeeeeXthelleeeeeeent!

[+KuSaKaBe+]

Damn this place has been kinda dead without the usual guys (you, Pyramus, Xabelis, sniperz, and others I forgot to mention).

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/Modern%20Bleach%20Cast/vlcsnap-1467854.jpg

Hitsugaya: Okay Momo, how the f*ck are they gonna let us see Superbad?

Momo: C'mon Shiro-chan, don't doubt me! Have I ever been wrong?

Hitsugaya: Yeah the ticket booth is totally gonna sell tickets to a 4'4" "man" and his 4'11" "fiance"! Yeah they're totally gonna believe us when they send us down to the police station.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/Modern%20Bleach%20Cast/vlcsnap-1468079.jpg

When Urahara first met Yoruichi

Yoruichi: So, where do you work?

Urahara: All around town, baby. All around town.

Yoruichi: Oh, I meant to ask what's your job?

Urahara: You could say I'm a "salesman". I'm more of the "boss", because I've got a crapload of "workers" all around town.

Yoruichi: Really? Can I work for you Urahara?

Urahara: Sure thing, we'll get around to it when Happy Hour starts down at the club.

[blah]

Hahahhaha! "Salesman" XD
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-25.jpg
Nel: Ma'am, We're outnumbered! We're all gonna die!
Dondo: Tell her we want better dental plans.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4325.jpg
Rukia: I was once outnumbered by ninjas, but I beat them all with my nunchucks. Gosh! JEEZ!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-7.jpg
Nel: *sniff* You are an inthpiration to uth all!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-26.jpg
Pesshe: DId you AsK heR aBOut GetTing a Keg fOR ouR UniON mEeTIngS?!!
Nel: Why are you talking funneh?
Pesshe: I jUSt sMoKEd a BaG fUlL oF CraCK!!
Dondo: And I hELpeD!! :D
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-27.jpg
Hisagi: Ah Ha!! Unfit crack-head legal guardians! This is the story of the century, if only I had reporters on it! AARRGHH!! How did Tousen ever get through all this? He's #$%@ing Blind!!!!

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-2.jpg
Yamamoto: Vice Captain Abaria! I have heard you now have a bankai! Please demonstrate it for me!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20134/Bleach-134TheBeautifulPatissierY-14.jpg
Renji: Uhh ok . . . [thinking, Man I shouldn't have drunk all those suffering bastards last night. Oh well.] BANKAI!!!

http://www.emulationgalaxy.co.yu/images/manga/db/shenlong.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-7.jpg
Renji: Urk! Umm, let me try that again. Heh, just did that as a joke. Heh heh . . . ahem . . . BANKAI!!!

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/641/kyodaijaih1.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-21.jpg
Renji: Ahhh, *CENSORED*

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/nell-032-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Dondochakka: im on ur shinigami, teabaggin his neck.
Ichigo: Dude, not cool...

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000247872.jpg
Rukia: Wait a minute . . . who are you again? And what are you doing here?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000937268.jpg
Ashido: This is where anime/manga characters wait to be placed in a story. I'll be starring in one soon.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000406197.jpg
Rukia: That's silly. No way that's how it works!
Ashido: Is so! Here! Look at this picture!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000352852.jpg
Ashido: See that guy on the left? He starred as Big O!!!
Rukia: Really?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000714046.jpg
Ashido: See, I've got the spiky hair, triangular shaped chin, yes I have everything that an anime or manga needs in its main hero. I even have a special yell! [clears thoat]
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_001073738.jpg
Ashido: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! CHEDDAR CHEESE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_001194817.jpg
Rukia: Wow. That was pretty . . . um . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000233608.jpg
Ashido: Talk to the hand!

[blah]

:Haha hahaa!! Awesome!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000247872.jpg
Rukia: Where are we going? Is there gonna be candy? Are you going to rape me? Can we have candy afterwards? Are you going to rape me with candy?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000233608.jpg
Ashido: Silence, talking onion! I'm researching the everyday life of the supermodel hollow.
Rukia: Talking onion? T_T Wait, Supoermodel hollows?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000352852.jpg
Tall hollow: Sigh! I can still feel my butt. Let's go throw up!
green: Like, yay!
Red: Throwing up is so awesome! Whoo!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000406197.jpg
Rukia: Ewww! That's so gross!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20126/Bleach-126UryvsRykenClashofthepa-2.jpg
Yamamoto: Hey, you can't blame them. Not everyone can have an ultra burning matabolism like mine. Check it out...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Yamamoto%20Genryuusai,%201st%20Division%20Captain/yamamoto_genryuusai_17.jpg
Yama: Huooooooooh!
Rukia: Hmmm, that's strangley erotic.
Yama: NAP TIME!!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Yamamoto%20Genryuusai,%201st%20Division%20Captain/yamamoto_genryuusai_18.jpg
Yama: ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Rukia:.....well, there goes my libido...

[sniperz]

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%20Preview%2002.jpg
Noitora : shall we go to the huenco mundo gay bar? eh?
Ulqiorra : sorry i dun go with tall guy whose gay +)
Noitora : wat u!!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Renji : hahaha FInally u see rukia! i can create spirit balls! like urs! wat a success!
Rukia : i had done tat since i was a child ;)
Renji : WHAT I KNOW!! but MINE's powerful!
Rukia : it's called LAME
Renji : (L . A . M . E on his head floating )


now a very S3x stuffs gonna happens at huenco mundo

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%2030.jpg
Ulqiorra : *steps into the room*
Inoue : yes?? owh its u ulq... wat brings u here? o.O!?

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%2033.jpg
Ulqiorra : well ya se... ur Itchy-go oops i mean ichigo and his small biatch nell is having fun along while gonna raid our las noches..
Inoue : and then?
Ulqiorra : i was thinking of doing you :)
Inoue : what!? u cant be....
Ulqiorra : before i go to war with itchy-go, i need to do u... but does itchy-go do-er u yet?
Inoue : cant tell u..
Ulqiorra : then could it be my chance? ;)
Inoue : no....
Ulqiorra : fine =z i might do-er with wobbling ur body tats it.. give me tat favor... u have no regrets
Inoue : yes .... juz only to touch my body... other than tat NO!
Ulqiorra : who knows itchy-go and i will do er u 2 on 1 style!?
Inoue : (OH MY YES ICHIGO!! *kicks* ulq)
Ulqiorra : drops on floor Fainted...

[blah]

Hahahhaa! Good one sniperz XD
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Renji: nyahahahahaa! With Ganondorf occult powers, I'll be able to create cool red twilight magic! Then I'll overthrow that hot B*tch and then I'll finally get to wear the cool helmet with a tongue sticking out of it! I'm a genius!
Rukia: ....
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%20Preview%2002.jpg
Nnoitra: You like my nails? don't ya? huh? yeah, you do! You like them so much you want to lick them, don't ya B*tch? Does that turn ya on? yeah, it does! You're one sick ****er, ain't ya?
Ulquiorra: I NEED AN ADULT!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%2030.jpg
Orihime: Ah there you are! There's a lot of swearing coming from the basement, but Aizen is upstairs.
Ulquiorra: hmm, very peculiar.

In the basement...
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4325.jpg
Rukia: GODDAMN MUTHA$#@%ER SONNUVA$#@% PIECE OF $#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%$#@%
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2034.jpg
All: GASP! RUKIA!!
Rukia: What? All I said was $#@%?
Ichigo: There're kids present!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000406197.jpg
Rukia: Where?
Ichigo: There!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2007.jpg
*trauma*

[Neko Xab]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20148/DB_Bleach_148_52D5E298avi_000406197.jpg
Rukia: ... *sigh*
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2007.jpg
Pesshe: Did anyone hear that?
Dondochakka: Did anyone smell that?
Nell: The shinigami! She just let one!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2034.jpg
All: EWWWW!
Rukia: What the ****?! That wasn't me!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Renji: Nyahahaha! With my newfound powers of flatulent ventriloquism, never again will I take responsibility for my own farts!

[blah]

Hahahhaaa! Flatuent Ventriliquism (HORRIBLE SPELLIN'!!) See? you didn't lose yo' fire!! Let's burn!!! *Pours Kerosene on self, lights self on fire!!!*
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-25.jpg
Nel: Look! It's a Menos Rave!!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20148/asido-06-animestocks[com].jpg
*Loud techno music. Y'know, the kind that goes "tddzz tdzz tdzz tdzz tdzztddzz!!"*
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20148/asido-17-animestocks[com].jpg
Von Menos: People! People! Zat vas all Wrong!! From ze top now!
Menos Dude: BOOOO!!!
Von Menos: Hey! Don't make me vilkommen mein fist on your face!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20148/asido-18-animestocks[com].jpg
Von Menos: Ein Zwei Drei! NOW!
All: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah! Hallelujaaaaaah!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20148/asido-21-animestocks[com].jpg
Ashido: Damn your angelical hymns! All day long, $%#^$%#^$%#^ bastards!
McMenos: ACH! T'is Satanic Stan on a quest from Lucifer hisself!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
On a completely unreleated note...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20147/nell-012-animestocks[com].jpg
*Flushin noises*
Lunganga: FLUSH, CONFOUND YOU!!!
Bawabawa: Nuh-uh!!
Lunganga: You don't understand! This is'nt even my house!!*flush*

[Renjirulez]

Finally after being dead awhile I have another post ^_^ you guys have been doing great!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/Tonoko_Shiay/thBrazil.jpg

Yoruichi :C'mon Ichigo say it with me it'll be fun!*funky music in the background and Yoruichi starts sayin bow chicka bow bow*
Ichigo :Sorry I'm not into furries...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Cava-Chan/Bleach/thPawnedbyakitty.jpg

Ichigo :ehhh..ouch I'm sorry..Bow chicka bow bow...
Yoruichi : That's better...meow X3

[+KuSaKaBe+]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-684300.jpg
Matsumoto: Ugh... what the hell happened last night- wait WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU ALL-
Rukia: Doing in my bed?! I thought- what're you doing here Orihime?
Orihime: Um... *gestures to Yoruichi and Soi*
Yoruichi & Soi Fon: What?
Nanao: This is one bigass bed...

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-676007.jpg
Nemu: .......... You smell like peaches.
Momo: o_O. *Thinking* And I thought lesbos didn't exist in the crack universe. Hold up, I don't smoke...

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-667321.jpg
Ichigo: HA!! I told you Renji, I so got a date!! I'll get laid in no time...
Rukia: CHEAPASS!!

[blah]

Hahhahaa!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20146%20-%20Large%2006.jpg
Nel: 11! Nel can fit eleven Menoth in her mouth! ^^
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20147/Flomp-Rumbel_Bleach_-_147_H264F4-31.jpg
Hisagi: ARGH!! These face-hugging sunglasses really suck!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20149%20-%20Large%2030.jpg
Orihime: My boobs have shrunk!!
Ulquiorra: Yeah, sure they have...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20146/rukia-034-animestocks[com].jpg
All: ZOMG THEY TOTALLY DID!!
Ulquiorra: What? No, it's the same size as they were last night...er I-I mean...
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20146/rukia-050-animestocks[com].jpg
Dondo: At this rate, they'll completely shrink! Let's cuddle them while we still can!!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20146/rukia-052-animestocks[com].jpg
Pesshe: Over my aneroxic, dead body!
Ichigo & Gang: Hold it!
http://animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20146/rukia-008-animestocks[com].jpg
Dondo: All right, all right! We won't cuddle her boobs, you can have her all for youse guys. Can we go now?
Ichigo: Hell, no! I have to kill you while we are still temporarily insane!
Chad: Yeah!
Ishida: Nyahahahhaa! I'm gonna shoot you limb by bloody, splattering limb to compensate for my parents' love!

[+KuSaKaBe+]

Now for some crack captions!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-3986950.jpg
Ulquiorra: No, No, No, NO!!! That's not how you do it! You're supposed to go for your wrists and not your palms!! TRY IT AGAIN!!
Byakuya: F*cking personal emo trainer...

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/n813260499_163625_5572.jpg

Yoruichi: Hey yo Soi, can you put some sunscreen on my back.
Soi Fon: Sure!
Yoruichi: Uh, this sunscreen feels weird... where'd you get it.
Soi Fon: Got it from Kuukaku, why?
Yoruichi: Holy sh*t...
Kuukaku: Hope they don't know I replaced that sunscreen with-

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-3072188.jpg

Soi Fon: Holy mofo, that's a big freaking d***!!!!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-168048.jpg

Zanpakuto: *Computerlike* Sorry, but your zanpakuto has expired. Please make a payment of 5000 yen within the next 24 hours if you wish to continue your trial... b14tch!
Matsumoto: Oh hell, you've gotta be f*cking kidding me! Alright whose the lucky punk who "played" with my zanpakuto while I was gone?!

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-5.jpg
Aizen: . . . which is why, like all things Spainish, it is dangerous. But anyway, is everyone ready for their Thanksgiving meal!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-45.jpg
Gin: But . . . that was last week . . . and we have no food.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-7.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-30.jpg
Ulquiorra: Aizen-sama; you have been telling that story since last week.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-8.jpg
Yami: Yeah, and you wouldn't let anyone leave until you finished telling it.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-33.jpg
Nnoitra: We ended up giving all of that food away.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-114ReunionIchigoandRukiaavi_.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-3.jpg
Old Espada: What the hell? So we don't have anything to eat?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-2.jpg
Grimmjow: Thats it! I'm going to get something!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-1.jpg
Tousen: Where are you going, Grimmjow?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-4.jpg
Grimmjow: Hmm . . . I'm not sure . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizensroy.jpg
Stark: Lets have Chinese!
Nnoitra: No! We should go somewhere where I can get a big juicy steak!
Ulquiorra: How about a place with a buffet?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-35.jpg
Aizen: This reminds me of a story . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-34.jpg
LeRoux: Oh No! Not Again!

[Chibifain]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-35.jpg
......................................................And so, that's how i fell in love.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-4.jpg
Wait, he's still talking about the Hougyoku? Jeeze...
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-34.jpg
Yep, he's slept with it every night since he got here.

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000812227.jpg
Ichigo: sigh Pirates sigh
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000463462.jpg
Ishida: No, ninjas!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000775065.jpg
Ichigo: Pirates!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20149/DB_Bleach_149_41B89B33avi_000513178.jpg
Ishida: I say Ninjas!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000827617.jpg
Ichigo and Rukia: PIRATES!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000821695.jpg
Ishida and Chad: NINJAS!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000897937.jpg
Pesche and Dondo: ZOMBIES!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000543584.jpg
Eh?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001417998.jpg
Dondo: Yeah, zombies could like make others into zombies. So they could make either zombie pirates or zombie ninjas. They would have the advantages of both, don't ya know!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000698822.jpg
Nel: That''s so scary!
Dondo: Yes! Yes it is! Don't ya know!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000315022.jpg
Nel: I'm going to run away before the zombies get me!!!

Elsewhere . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001119450.jpg
Ulquiorra: [singing] It's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen.
In your head, in your head they're still fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are dying...
In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a...
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001224889.jpg
Aizen: Thanks Ulqi! That was great!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001168833.jpg
Loly: But he can't sing!
Menoly: That sounded terrible!!!
Aizen: Well I liked it!

[sniperz]

random craps yet again...

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2014.jpg
Ichigo : ima going emo espada killing time!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Noitora : hey dude, u look hawt.. wanna go for huenco mundo gay bar?
Ulqiorra : I'm afraid not u gay... juz stfu and gay with those menos grandes

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Noitora : ew... that'll be so uncool without ur emo looks...
Ulqiorra : just get a life and smack some biatch in las noches.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2027.jpg
Inoue : owh why.. oh why.. im always getting this erotic dream where i slept with ichigo. it makes me nuts~~ ><"



http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Moustache guy : ahem intruders alert... HAx mode , god modeeee on..>!!! smack intruders with jokes!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Ichigo : dam u h4xor... wat did u do to me! i havent raise my sword u mutha h4xor!!! burn baby!!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2002.jpg
Nell : yeah i say BUuuurrnnn baby..
Ichigo : im dying right here, stop mimicking me thru my pawned sleep .. -.-"~

[blah]

Hahhaha! Very funny stuff guys XDD
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001168833.jpg
Menolli: ...and that's why Grimmjow will stay a virgin.
Lolli: Oh, I see...
Aizen: *confrence calls in* Haaa~aai, guys!
Lolli & Menolli: ..............
Aizen: Oh, c'mon, Guys. I know you can hear me!
Lolli: ....(if we ignore him he might leave us alone.)
Menolli: (WRONG! We're talkin' about Aizen Sosuke here)
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001224889.jpg
Aizen: Whatever... B*tch! C'mon and have sex with Nnoitra!
Ulquiorra: *grumble grumble*
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Nnoitra: My fondest wet fream is coming true!
Ulquiorra: Don't touch me.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Nnoitra: B-but...but...
Ulquiorra: Oh, and quit using my Penis Mightier on your arms and legs. I need it to mix cocktails.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Doldoni: Y'see that was funny because you thought he'd use it on his wee-wee.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2002.jpg
*blank stare & cricket noises. The animal not the sport. Although that would be weird...*
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Doldoni: ....and uh Aizen was acting like Dave Chappelle's Rick James. I, uh, guess you heard that one a gazillion times before...
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2002.jpg
*Blank stare*
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/doldoni.jpg
Doldoni: You're starting to piss me off...
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Doldoni: PshAOW!
Ichigo: ZOmGWtF?!! Can't a guy OD on his own brain-produced morphine? Gosh!

[Alexander4]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/TLS4_GatorBait/Bleach20-2015020-20Large2021.jpg
Noitora: pop-popin my colla!
Ulq: shut up. your only in the espada because yammy ran out of spoons to eat his fruit loops with

[blah]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000827617.jpg
Ishida Preist: ...to love and to hate, to kill and be killed, till death do you in?
Ichigo: I do.
Ishida: Rukia, same question, names reversed?
Rukia: I do.
Ishida: GREAT! Now I name you girlfriend and *whipping noise*, you may boss him around.
Rukia: Score!
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Seraphim_Alchemist_1626/vlcsnap-667321.jpg
Rukia: Carry me, *whipping noise*!
Ichigo: Grumble grumble!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000698822.jpg
Dondo: This is the part where you scream and run at Ichigo.
Nel: Why? Nel ith happy they found wuv ^^
Dondo: Yeah, but the producer wants some filler materials; so we need about 23 hours of undertone lollicon pedophillia, so... hop to it!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_000315022.jpg
Nel: Noo! Nel don't want to! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-35.jpg
Aizen: Oh, Come on, Nel-chan! It's not so bad. When I was on the Batman Show, I had to go through the same thing. And I turned out Ok, right?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizensroy.jpg
Espadas: ......
Aizen: What?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizens-4.jpg
Grimm: MAN, You're so (Censored) Old!!

[inuichigo]

Some of these are really good!

[Pyramus]

No talking in the caption thread please.

[Neko Xab]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/espada-036-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Nii-sama! I just rented the Matrix, come watch it with me!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_041_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: The Matrix? We watch that every month! Why did you get it again?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/zen_00_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Yeah, kid, we're busy! Scram!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-129-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: ... Okay. I'll watch it by myself!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-131-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Now, where were we?
Later...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_007_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
*porn music plays*
Rukia: That's strange, I don't remember that scene.
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20150%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Nnoitra: Hey there, emo kid. Why don't you put down the razor and get with the spoon? I can scoop your ice cream all night.
Ulquiorra: If you're hinting at oral sex by using ice cream as a metaphor, then sure, I'll go for that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-024-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Holy ponies on a pogo stick!
Later...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_105_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Um, nii-sama?... Why do men sometimes suck each other's peepees?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_004_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: *thinking* Crap, she must've peeked in on me and Kenpachi... Okay, just gotta play it cool, and everything will be alright.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_011_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Um, Rukia... What you saw between me and Kenpachi is something that, uh, really good friends do for each other. You see, sometimes we tend to get a little deflated, like balloons, so friends help friends by reinflating them. Do you understand?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_105_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Um, I was talking about the Matrix... I saw it on the Matrix.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_010_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Well, uh... Waitaminute, what?! That wasn't on the Matrix... Wait, maybe somebody recorded that over the movie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_105_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Oh... I get it now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-128-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Hold on, when were you inflating captain Kenpachi's weewee!?
Renji: Gah!

[Joe Black]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_105_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia's expression after watching BME Pain Olympics.

[blah]

ROFLNator! You are warped, Xab! You are Sso aih29erh28rnhfiasj21899 nyahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_004_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
*Stomach growl*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-128-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Renji: Oh my God, A MONSTER!
Rukia: IT'S A HORRIBLE BEAST!
Byakuya: Guys, it's just my tummy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/zen_00_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: .........What did you call it? :mad:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_041_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: I said "IT'S JUST MY TUMMY", You F***ing Ass-hole!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-131-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Kenpachi: That's better :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/byakuya_011_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Byakuya: Rukia, go see what that resturant's special is.
Rukia: Yes, Ma'am. I mean sir. I mean Ass. I-I mean..
Byakuya: GO!!

2 minutes later...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/rukia_105_animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: *trauma*
Byakuya: Rukia? What's wrong?
Rukia:.... The special is rabbit stew entree, followed by a mother rabbit stuffed with her offspring and comes with a rabbit tail salad...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/darknessgirl/bleach-129-animestocks5Bcom5D.jpg
Rukia: Who would do such a monstrous thing to poor wabbits? Who, I tells ya, Who?!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20150/DB_Bleach_150_CF9DECA0avi_001224889.jpg
Aizen:....Then I stuff the mother with her newborns and pop it into the oven and let'em slow roast for an hour and 40 minutes. Don't bother putting any special sauce or anything, the mother's sorrowfull tears is the secret ingredient!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach-145TheEspadaGathersAizensroy.jpg
Ulquiorra: Simple, yet genius.
(Tony) Stark: I'm in! I want a partnership.
Nnoitra: Hmmm, I'm not sure. Rabbits are all right, but they lack something...
Aizen: We're expanding the menu to include redheads.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20145/Bleach_145TheEspadaGathersAizens-33.jpg
Nnoitra: Then all is good in the Universe ^^

[sniperz]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9444/aawu9.jpg
Gin : i had enough with u! u ruined my god dam golden cupies :) shoot down yer guts, shinshou..

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8617/bbri6.jpg
Dodonchakka : dontcha know?? STRIKEE!! X_X

[Renjirulez]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u226/vincent22_2007/snapshot20061223015505.jpg
Kenpachi:Time to go Super Saiyan!YAHHH!!!!!

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/hellorob2007/ichigoSICK.jpg
Ichigo:Uhh hey Ken...Wrong show..Super Saiyan is DragonBall Z

http://i169.photobucket.com