Bleach Caption thread!

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000325950.jpg
Amagai: So, did you watch the debate last night? Whom do you think won?

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000395519.jpg
Ichigo: Ah I watched it. I think that whoever a person liked or was leaning to before the debate is the one they liked better.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000438979.jpg
Ichigo: Besides, I couldn't keep from laughing half the time . . .

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000418292.jpg
Amagai: Laughing!? What are you talking about?

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_001430261.jpg
Ichigo: Well, for one, every time McCain would cite some historical an example I kept hearing Chris Berman going "And I remember, because I was there . . . "

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000718300.jpg
Ichigo" When President Hoover raised taxes, it screwed stuff over. And I remember, because I was there . . . "

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000595385.jpg
Amagai: OK, so he's old woop-de-do!

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000503377.jpg
Ichigo: Then each time he said "My friends . . . ", I kept imagining what he really wanted to say is "You f :o king bastards . . . "

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_001004377.jpg
Amagai: Actually . . . I could see that . . .

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000240656.jpg
Ichigo: And he also had a kinda Nixon back hump going on

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000595385.jpg
Amagai: Nixon had a hump?

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000670878.jpg
Ichigo: Yeah! Just like Shakespeare's Richard III!

[ultimate]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2034.jpg
Ichigo: Hmm? What are u reading Inoue?
Inoue: The Bleach manga storylines are back in the anime!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2031.jpg
Ichigo: Yeah! That is so awesome! No more filler crap!
Rukia: We should celebrate!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Byakuya: Let's have a barbecue
Ichigo: Thats a great idea! Let's invite everybody!
Later that day...
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Amagai: Hi guys!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2016.jpg
Yoruichi: Who the f*ck invited Amagai?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2027.jpg
Kira: Don't look at me! I didn't invite him!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Yamamoto: It was me!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2036.jpg
Ichigo: But why?! You don't invite filler characters to celebrate the ending of a filler arc!
Nel: Yeah, u dumbas$!
Inoue: Yamamoto must have a good reason, guys
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2025.jpg
Yamamoto: Somehow he found out about it and begged to come. Anyway since we needed to make a fire to cook the meat and stuff I decided to bring him along since he can make good fire
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2028.jpg
Amagai: Thanks for letting me stay guys! Hmm... Is it getting warm in here?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20189%20-%20Large%2029.jpg
Ukitake: Hmm... He does make good fire
Shunsui: Glad u brought him Yama-jii!
Ichigo: Look at the f*cker burn!

[ultimate]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20190%20-%20Large%2014.jpg
Inoue: Ichigo! I didn't know u liked to do it this way!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20190%20-%20Large%2024.jpg
Tesla: Actually Ichigo prefers it this way
Inoue: Huh?... Threesome?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20190%20-%20Large%2013.jpg
Inoue: Yay! The more the merrier!

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000321904.jpg
Uryuu: So . . . how is your cloning coming along?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000242033.jpg
Szayel: Oh, I have finished! Want to see my results?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000636426.jpg
Uryuu: Ummmm . . . OK?

Szayel: So do these meet your needs?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000977976.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_001196152.jpg
Ichigo: And out of curiosity, for what purpose would you like to have a clone for?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000738612.jpg
Uryuu: Why, to make sweet sweet love to!
Pesche: Dude! That is sick!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000790247.jpg
Renji:That does seem kinda weird!
Uryuu: On no its not!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000637678.jpg
Renji: Oh no? Doesn't it seem kinda . . . well, . . . gay?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000715464.jpg
Uryuu: NO! Its not! Its just like masturbation!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000775065.jpg
Pesche: It is? Come here me!
Pesche clone: What? Eeep!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000634967.jpg
Dondo: I don't know . . . it still seas kinda wierd to me . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000215465.jpg
Dondo: . . . Ah, who am I kidding?! Come here me!

[ultimate]

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Renji: Where u going for the holidays?
Ishida: Swimming at the local pool, wanna come?
Pesche: Oh cool! Can I come too?
Dondochakka: Me too! Can I bring my friends?
Ishida: Okay, u guys can all come!
At the pool...
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2012.jpg
Ishida: NO U CANNOT SWIM NAKED!! Now put on these!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2006.jpg
Szayel: Watch out! I'm going in the water!
Ishida: WTF?!! Who the f*ck invited Szayel?!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Dondochakka: Hey guys! Watch us do a dive!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2029.jpg
Ishida: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! One at a time!!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2030.jpg
Ishida: Next time I'm going by myself... Huh? Wheres Renji?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Renji (red dot): Where the hell is this pool?

[Neko Rae]

the first few ones on this page were hilarious

[Lord-Zero]

Haha, Renji is getting closer to the "pool".

Great job, guys.

[ultimate]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20192%20-%20Large%2028.jpg
Nel: I feel a disturbance...
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20192%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Nel: ....in Ichigo's pants
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20192%20-%20Large%2032.jpg
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20192%20-%20Large%2033.jpg
Nel: This will make it all better!!
Inoue: Hey! Thats my job!

Btw...

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20192%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
I think Nnoitora saw "something"... :D

[Smoochy4U]

LOL that last one is soooooooooo funny. I wonder what Nnoitora saw. :kamina:

[DecadoIsGay]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20189/DB_Bleach_189_B1B74F62avi_000240656.jpg
CHRISTINE!!!


i dont know how many people will understand that one. :)

[sweeter]

Phantom of the Opera.

(:

[Helios]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20190%20-%20Large%2014.jpg

Orihime: H-hey, what are you sticking u-- oooohhh...

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2012.jpg
Peshhe: See? It is flexible!

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20191%20-%20Large%2006.jpg

Szayel: Okay, who put that Big Mac in my dinner?!

[Pikachu]

haha nnoirtora saw something he shouldnt have :Haha

and the rest of her body looks like its gone as well

These are really good guys.

[ultimate]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2023.jpg
Szayel: Ishida? Renji? Would u like some?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
Renji: What the hell are those?!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2013.jpg
Ishida: C'mon, don't be a pussy, Renji! Take some! What could go wrong? They are just lollies! Haven't u read Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Or Hansel and Gretel? What could go wrong from taking food from strangers?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2011.jpg
Szayel: I promise u, this is good quality stuff here
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20191/DB_Bleach_191_B10B96E2avi_000637678.jpg
Renji: Alright
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2025.jpg
Ishida: Told u Renji, this tastes pretty good and - Oh, WTF?!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2031.jpg
Nnoitora: Hey Szayel, wheres Ishida and Renji?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2019.jpg
Szayel: Over here.....
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2027.jpg
Szayel: ....and here
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20193%20-%20Large%2023.jpg
Szaye: Oh btw, Nnoitora, would u like some lollies?

[aliti]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000347179.jpg
Neliel: So I was wondering . . . why is gold valuable?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000453285.jpg
Nnoitra: Huh? . . . What you talking about it
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000458666.jpg
Neliel: I mean . . . like, why do people pay so much for it?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000647855.jpg
Nnoitra: Oh I don't know; maybe because its gold?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000689688.jpg
Neliel: So what you are saying is that gold's value is that its gold?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000497246.jpg
Nnoitra: Uh . . . yeah . . . I guess so . . . I don't know . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000757589.jpg
Neliel: So what you're saying is that gold . . . which would not be useful as a building material . . . whose only use is supposedly better electronic connections than copper . . . whose primary use is just extraneous decoration that is not really needed?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000394894.jpg
Nnoitra: Well then I don't know why it's valuable then, OK?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000429428.jpg
Neliel: Well then its agreed: you should give all of your gold to me!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000372121.jpg
Orihime: Wait! It's a tri-mmmmph! Mmmmph mmmmmph!!!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_000390264.jpg
Tesla: Shhhh! Women should be seen not heard!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_001234398.jpg
Szayel . . . and that's the type of high you'll get with this strain; now I also have some MR. Nice G13 X; more of a hash plant but still a good . . .
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/galvito/ep%20194/DB_Bleach_194_60E743E0avi_001186976.jpg
Uryuu: When did buying a sack become so complicated?

[ultimate]

http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20194%20-%20Large%2031.jpg
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20194%20-%20Large%2035.jpg
Renji and Ishida: Wait!! You gave a handjob to who?!!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20194%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20194%20-%20Large%2005.jpg
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20194%20-%20Large%2010.jpg
Nnoitora blames his eyepatch every time his attacks miss but we all know he just sucks

[ultimate]

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Tesla: My name is Tesla and I am giant talking bull.... Today we will take back what is ours: Narnia!!
Ichigo: But me... I am High King Peter... What are u doing?.... I am on your team
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2036.jpg
Tesla: Don't try to trick us! You will no longer rule Narnia! Instead u can start by licking our Narnian balls!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2041.jpg
Ichigo: Lick your what?! Oh, what the - !!!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Nel: You fool, Tesla! He is King Peter! He and his siblings will be the ones to lead us to victory against the Telmarines!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2026.jpg
Tesla: What?... Oh, sorry...
Ichigo: Now... get your... finger... outta my ass...
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Chibi Nel: Huh? Peter, I think I saw Aslan...
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Ichigo: Lucy, u saw Aslan? Don't lie to me u f*cking b*tch!! Stop making up crap!! Aslan is a giant asshole who's not going to save us! He's probably sitting on his throne smoking weed! So shut the f*ck up and stop saying u f*cking saw Aslan!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Ishida: Caspian! You must save my sister, Susan!
Renji: What?!! I got my ass kicked by a mouse, what makes u think I can take on anyone else?!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2022.jpg
Nnoitora: Hahaha!! We Telmarines are going to take back Narnia!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2035.jpg
Exequisa Leader: Telmarines! Prepare for battle!
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2025.jpg
Ichigo: I am... being... ass.... raped.... by a Telmarine... Won't anyone.... save.. us?
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2042.jpg
Ichigo: Aslan? It really is u! Save me, Aslan!
Zaraki: Yes it is I, Aslan!! However, Peter, since u didn't believe in me and u called me a "giant asshole" before u can now continue being assraped by the Telmarines
http://randomc.maximum7.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20195%20-%20Large%2025.jpg
Ichigo: What?! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!11!

[Shercko]

@aliti; That was the best one in ages. I laughed hard! Bravo! :musak: