Bleach Caption thread!

[blah]

(O)_(O)
that scared the hell outta me!
I'm gonna borrow your siggy for this caption.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/shun%20shun%20rikka/combinedssr.png
Theme music: "The brady bunch ta da the brady bunch.."
creepy monocle guy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! what is this aweful music!
Baigon: I kinda like it! " the bwady bunch ta da the bwady bunch.."
Tsubaki: I dispise you all with great intensity!

[xiaoshawn]

heres something i made, hope you enjoy it
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/ishida/sewingsuperstarquote.jpg

[blah]

That looks awesome, Xiao!

Yo, Renji! Wake up and look at what Xiao made!
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r144/Akatsuki3/YEAHRENJI.jpg
Renji: Zzzzz, kha...wha..?! Leve me alone, man! I only get one hour of sleep before Kuchiki-taichou gives me more chores. *Yaaaaawn*
*Bell ringing*
Byakuya (from a distance): Reeeeeeenji!! Fetch me my slippers!
Renji: Aw, Hell!
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/rigir12/Renji2.jpg
Blah: He makes you fetch his slippers?
Renji: Yup.
Blah: And make his bed for him?
Renji: Uh-huh.
Blah: What about his...
Renji: What's with all the questions? I didn't expect the spanish inquisiton in the morning!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/J3WGEL/Bleach/9b10bb69.jpg
*fanfare*
Ishida: Nobody expect the spanish inquisition!!
Blah: Shut up, Ishida. Adults are talking.
Ishida: B-but...we're the spani...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/violetfan8/Bleach/Ishida%20and%20Orihime/6bbc80a9.jpg
Blah: I SAID STFU, N00B!!
Ishida: Owie!

[MetroidManiac]

NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Our 3 secret weapons are surprise, fear and surprise!
...
...
I'll come in again...

[Nu-J]

HAHAHA all funny I'm definitely gonna come up with something later! Awesome thread!

[CrimzonLogic]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_086.jpg
ichigo:so its you whos been stealing my pop tarts!
rukia:whats a pop tart?

[Night Prowler]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/violetfan8/Bleach/Ishida%20and%20Orihime/6bbc80a9.jpg
Ichigo: THINK FAST!
Ishida: I always think fast *SMACK*
Chad: I love watching a nerd play Baseball.
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2042/Bleach%2042_040.jpg
Yoruichi: No Ichigo I won't play with your big sword
Ichigo: Your the first girl who's said that to me
[A new one for the last one]
Yoruichi: I've seen bigger...
Ichigo: *Stunned* what.. where!?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/rigir12/Renji2.jpg
Renji: Dude don't inteupt me I'm trying to find my Shades
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/J3WGEL/Bleach/9b10bb69.jpg
Orihime: emm Renji
Ishida: no Orihime it's best to let him find them on his own
Chad: I think we should leave.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_086.jpg
Ichigo: SO YOUR THE TOOTH FAIRY!!
Rukia: .....huh?

[CrimzonLogic]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_086.jpg
Ichigo: SO YOUR THE TOOTH FAIRY!!
Rukia: .....huh?
omg i was going to post that exact caption just a little while ago, but then i decided to go with the pop tart thing. great minds think alike! lol except i dont have a mind, i am a zombie. raaaaawrg!

[MetroidManiac]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/rigir12/Renji2.jpg
Renji: Dude don't inteupt me I'm trying to find my Shades
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/J3WGEL/Bleach/9b10bb69.jpg
Orihime: emm Renji
Ishida: no Orihime it's best to let him find them on his own
Chad: I think we should leave.

That was so funny, that you made me spill water on my laptop. However, NOW YOU SHALL PAY!

[CrimzonLogic]

WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! i cant get my wii till next week! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i want my twilight princess!!! this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me! GHAAAAAFaaaaaAAAAAAAAGGAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
whatever, burn this letter after you read it so no one will find it.

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_192.jpg
ichigo:...and so he just runs off, im lying in the street in serious pain, and theres tons of people walking by and not one bothers to help m-rukia, are you even listening?
rukia:dude, my bangs look wierd!
ichigo: pay attention dammit!

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_052.jpg
WOW! my hand has a freakin' wierd shadow!

3
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_114.jpg
hollow(sora?):can i have some candy?
ichigo:hell no! those are my jolly ranchers!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_137.jpg
WHAAAAAA! he cut off my hand just cause i asked for candy! WHAAAAAA!
ichigo:i told you, thats my candy! dont nobody steals my jollyranchers!
orihime:greedy pig!

4
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_189.jpg
ichigo:rukia, what the hell is going on here?!
rukia:uh, i did NOT drug them, and im NOT going to kidnap them and hold them for ransom if thats what you think!
ichigo:uh ok then, just making sure.

5
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_179.jpg
muahahahaha! now i am an all powerful shinigami! get in my way, and ill slice you with my zan-pak-thing whatever its called!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_180.jpg
rukia under her breath:youre a zan-pak-dork!

[Rain]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_137.jpg

Ichigo: Orihime! Your in love with a Hollow?!

Orihime: Yes

Ichigo: Dont tell me you two have had se...

Orihime: Trust me, it's easier than it looks.

[cowchpotato258]

hahah all funny stuff

[CrimzonLogic]

yikes, thats her brother for crying out loud! ewwww...bad thoughts coming into my brain...make it stop...ehhhhhh scary...

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2018/Bleach%2018_132.jpg
ichigo:youre not making any sense at all! are you turning stupid? do i need to whack you upside your head?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2018/Bleach%2018_135.jpg
duuuuuude, i haven't slept in days! you dont wanna go pissing me off right now!

lol man i love that pic! the shadows from his hat really do make it look like he hasn't slept for a long time or like he's all cracked out or something!:Haha

[blah]

Bwahahhahahhahaha!!
Happy new year everybody!

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2015/Bleach%2015_179.jpg
Urahara: So, Yoruichi... why did you choose to be a cat?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2056/Bleach%2056_137.jpg
Yoruichi: Because, Urahara, nobody suspects the puddy tat...

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2023/Bleach%2023_056.jpg
Orihime: OMG! Ishida just killed Ichigo O_O!!!
Ishida: But it wasn't me!! It was that black kitty I tells Ya! THE BLACK KITTY!!
Chad: He's crazy, take him away.


http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2056/Bleach%2056_137.jpg
Yoruichi: Muahehehhehehhehe!!

[Decado]

hehehe, that was a good one blah. the Caption Lord delivers

[CrimzonLogic]

nothing really new in this caption, i just thought these two picks go together perfectly.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2024/Bleach%2024_040.jpg
ichigo:man, ishida is pissing me off!
ganju:hehe lets throw that ball at him! itll break his glasses!
ichigo:yes, thats pure evil! its perfect!
ganju:yes, we are evil geniuses!
both:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/violetfan8/Bleach/Ishida%20and%20Orihime/6bbc80a9.jpg
ishida:AHHHHHH!!! MY NOSE!!!

gettin my wii tomorrow! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! cant wait to bite stuff up as wolf-link!

gonna post this for no reason whatsoever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLzn_ugJs4

[Night Prowler]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2003/Bleach%2003_052.jpg

DUDE IM FREAKING OUT MAN, I knew I shouldn't of ate Orihime's food!

[blah]

ahehehehhehehehe!
Awesome one, Crimz. But remember, kids: bullying is not funny, it's F#@$ing Hilarious :Haha

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Mournbleach.jpg
Ishida: Let's have a moment of silence for Ichigo; a good friend, and a hard-ass drinker.
(silence)
Chad: How long has it been?
Ishida: 6 seconds.
Orihime: should we start over?
Ishida: :mad: Hell, no.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/sowrong.jpg
....
....
....
...
...
Ichigo (whispering): Psst! Blah! You gonna make me say something?
Blah: No way, man! This is so Friggin' weird for some reason! I'm outta here!

[CrimzonLogic]

thats friggin' hilarious, night prowler!
lol ichigo is a hard-ass drinker! i knew it!
maaaaaan i cant wait till tommorow!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_032.jpg
ok, rukia! where is that damn hollow?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_045.jpg
rukia:its over this way, follow me! oh, hold on a sec...
ichigo:what now?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_043.jpg
someone's calling me...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_044.jpg
rukia: oh, hey stacy! you did? no way! really? no way! omg no way! seriously?! no way!!!
ichigo:dammit, rukia!

[Decado]

lol, rukia on the phone in the middle of a hollow hunt

nice one Crimzon!

[sasuke33]

this is a caption thread, sniperz, not a show a pic thread. Sorry u didn't like the caption. :(
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2027/Bleach%2027_101.jpg
"With my new cybernetic eye Implant, I'll be the most technologically advanced shinigami EVER!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Time to explode my subordinates and cut open my daughter to get a stupid Quincy!"
http://bleach.sega.jp/img/event/chara_mayuri02.gif
"I should be offended by that samefull immitation of me, but I'm too busy playing with my zanpakotu. Go ahead, touch it! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

hahahahhahahah that was great! props

[Night Prowler]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_043.jpg
*Tetris music plays*

Rukia: Damn Byakuya and his High Score I MUST BEAT HIM!

[blah]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH!
funny stuff, Night.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_044.jpg
Rukia: Uh-huh. I see! Lissen... you put two zeros and a one in front of that, then we'll talk!
Ichigo: So?
Rukia: I got you a part in a commercial, kid.
Ichigo: SWEET!!! How much am I getting?
Rukia: $ 100!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/KurosakiIchigohappy.jpg
Ichigo: well, it's not a lot of money. But at least it'll get me recognition. What's the brand?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_045.jpg
Rukia: .... The brand? Why... the brand is... *mumble mumble*
Ichigo: Rukia? What are you hiding? What the hell is this commercial?
Rukia: Well, it's *whisper*
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/whaa.jpg
Ichigo: !!!O_O!!! You crazy! I'm not doing that!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_043.jpg
Rukia: Like you have any choice, punk! You already signed a contract!
Ichigo: wh...I didn't sign any contract!
Rukia: Identity theft is a B!tch, kid!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/ichigofeelspretty.jpg
*girly, flowery, Barbie(tm) background music*
Ichigo: Does you shampoo makes you feel like this? Mine does. Urahara Shampoo and Hollow Repeller. Mmmmm, Smell those Loganberries.
Director: CUT! Ichigo, your head is bleading.
Ichigo: Yeah, that happens when I negotiate with my manager.

[CrimzonLogic]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i went to like 9 stores today and wiis were sold out everywhere! im not happy at all!!! i think ill post some more junk that needs to be tossed into the sun for being so stupid! GAHHHHHFAHGHHHHHAAAAAAJAAAAAAHHHWHAAAAAAAG!!!!!!

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_106.jpg
sign:due to general incompetence, the bleach series has been canceled for now. we have sent a team of highly trained chimps to fix the problems so that we can get bleach back on the air...hopefully. we also need 10,000 dollars cash from each fan for no apparent reason. we are sorry for the inconvenience. eat more marshmallows.

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_128.jpg
(ichigo dances around)
yuzu: omg ichigo are you pretending to be a stripper?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_126.jpg
ichigo: ack! i-uh-no! im just pantomiming! you know, pretending to be in a box and stuff like that...im not a sicko!
yuzu:heh...sure youre not.

3
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2007/Bleach%2007_158.jpg
rukia:COME ON ICHIGO LETS BOX! ILL GIVE YA' A RIGHT JAB AND A LEFT JAB!
ichigo:what the hell is wrong with you?
rukia:I JUST GOT HIGH AND WATCHED A WHOLE BUNCH OF BOXING MOVIES NOW I WANNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
ichigo:........im going to sleep...

well at least i picked up a copy of twilight princess while i was out...but i cant play it...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[blah]

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha!
Ichigo is a closet stripper!!

have you tried getting your wii online? I know there are some sickos out there who bought the wii just to sell it at a premium....

well, when life gives you lemon you make lemonade. When it gives you a busload of s***, you make brownies.
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2027/Bleach%2027_101.jpg
Ikkaku: WHO STOLE MY LOLLIPOP?!??!?!

[CrimzonLogic]

lol crap brownies...sounds like something id feed to my brat brother.
uh oh, i have ikakkus lollipop dont tell him!

BUTTLOAD OF PICS ROUND 6!!!(or 7? i lost count)

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_033.jpg
ichigo: so it was YOU who took my pop tarts!!!
ishida: i thought rukia and kon took them!
ichigo: you are all suspects!!

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_079.jpg
urahara: do you always scratch your ass in public?
rukia: thats exactly what renji asked me and yes i do.

3
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_103.jpg
chad: man, i dont feel so good...
blonde dude: no, chad! dont fall on me! AHHH!!!(chad squishes him)

4
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_114.jpg
chad: omg my arms are shrinking!

5
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_181.jpg
karin: when are you gonna get a freakin' haircut?! your hair looks like a damn wig!

6
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_035.jpg
don: be veeeeeeeery quiet, were hunting wabbits!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_090.jpg
rukia: if you hurt my bunny wabbits ill rip out your soul!

7
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_081.jpg
ichigo: you wanna go see if urahara wants to come to the party with us?
rukia: hell no! you remember what happened last time? he got high and then had his henchmen drug you cause he thought you stole his hat.
(flashback)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_095.jpg
rukia: now was that really neccesarry?
urahara: babe, everythings neccessary at my house.
rukia: riiiiiight...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_083.jpg
ichigo: oh, yeah...not a good idea to invite him...
rukia: man that dude was trippin', he still had his hat on and was running around looking for it. and it wasnt his house either.

8
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_093.jpg
aww crap! i left the stove on!

9
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_132.jpg
RAWR!!! IM A DINOSOAR!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2009/Bleach%2009_141.jpg
grand fisher: well RAWR!!! IM A BIGGER DINOSAUR!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2009/Bleach%2009_078.jpg
RAWR!!! NOW IM A SAD DINOSAUR!!!

10
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images/Bleach%2009/Bleach%2009_187.jpg
ichigo: rukia, will you let me be a shinigami for a little while longer?
rukia: of course.........................uh, could you help me down from here?

11
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_037.jpg
ichigo: you see that mark?
rukia: yep. its a hickey. so what?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_044.jpg
ichigo: so what?! you see how big it is? thats embarassing! stop giving me hickies when im sleeping! or at least do it on my neck so i can cover it with a turtleneck or something!
rukia: well im sorry for loving you so much!

12
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_134.jpg
dude with hat: hello, flat-chest!
rukia: it is not!

13
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_155.jpg
ichigo: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
kon: what? i cant see anything!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_152.jpg
ichigo: LOOK!
kon: i see it now!
both: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

EVERYBODY PARTY DOWN FOR NO REASON!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

lol anyone know what my avatar's from?

[blah]

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
You are a caption genius, crimz!
*bow* I am not worthy!!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_103.jpg
Blondie: Git away from me! You ain't welcome around here, you lazy mexican!
Chad: B-but, I work here!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_181.jpg
Karin: Quit lazying around you lazy mexican!
Chad: I'm bleeding heavily because I just saved your life, cut me some slack!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Mournbleach.jpg
Ishida: Hi, I'm Ishida. I'm a Finnish immigrant. I came here with my dad from the old country.
Orihime: Hi, I'm a Canadian immigrant, eh? I came here with my older brother.
Chad: Hi, I'm Chad. I'm so glad I found some sane people who don't prejudge me based on my ethnicity.
Orihime: we don't do that here,eh! Every country is equall in our eyes. Except for Mexico, that is. Aren't they the laziest?
Ishida: haha, don't get me started, haha
Chad: :mad: I hate this country! I'm going to Japan!

[bbnflpn]

these are getting better and better. keep it up

your avvy is from fosters home for imaginary friends. its cute

[CrimzonLogic]

your avvy is from fosters home for imaginary friends. its cute
exactly! you win this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycJncCYsAH8
lol ive been watching cartoon network too much...

[bbnflpn]

lol, just like when we had a cat named no dot. she was a somewhat naughty kitty, we would say no, dot no, and she would look at us like um what do you want yah thats my name

we bred cats, and we didnt want to name them per say so we named them by markings, we had big dot, little dot, no dot, little boy and big boy.

yah confusing since we called them by their full names

[Xferox 02]

AHAHAHAHAAHH all of them are hularious

[CrimzonLogic]

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2060/Bleach%2060_143.jpg
hitsugaya: brrrrrrrrrr...why is it so freakin cold in here!?

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2060/Bleach%2060_158.jpg
unohana: mehehe fear us! for we have odd hair styles!
isane: yes, fear the strange hair!

3
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2060/Bleach%2060_174.jpg
renji(thinking): oh man, i gonna have diahrea again! but i gotta save rukia...must hold it! ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[Livius]

ok ill give it a try ill use that image at the top.

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_103.jpg
Chad:what..what happened i remember a party and i was drinking..
Blonde guy: OMG put some pants on idont wanna see that
chad: my head hurts and why am i holding a guitar...i must have gotten wasted...
bg: i think im going to have a seizure
chad i swear i hear a voice somewher..
bg:...starts shaking...

[blah]

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Party on, chad!!
Great one, Twilight!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2060/Bleach%2060_158.jpg
Unohana: We're Pixies!
Kotetsu (I think?): We're Pixies!
Unohana: This how we get our sick Fixies!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_083.jpg
Rukia: Oh. Look, Ichigo. It's your pimps.
Ichigo: Oh. look, Rukia. It's your lesbian mothers.
PoW!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_095.jpg
Urahara: trouble in paradise?
Rukia: Shut it!

[Livius]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2009/Bleach%2009_078.jpg
ichigo: that feels great
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_081.jpg
Rukia: i heard the other day that guys who masturbate get hairy palms
Ichigo:...what...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2008/Bleach%2008_037.jpg
Ichigo: hey wait thats not true
Rukia: got you...I knew it..check the othe hand
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_093.jpg
Ichigo: Crap its true!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2010/Bleach%2010_090.jpg
Rukia:next time use a glove

[Savage Dragon]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2027/Bleach%2027_101.jpg
Ikkaku: ILL TOUCH YOUR PE*IS

[Selenite]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl44.jpg
All hail old Faithful...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl51.jpg
Ishida singing: I beleive I can fly... I beleive I can touch the sky...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/chainedynomite/bl46.jpg
...Ichigo's Shinigami Drivers Licence Picture. Hell butterfly not included.

Meh I tried... ^^;;;

[CrimzonLogic]

man, a bunch of people just keep re-using the pics i posted, and the ones that dont re-use mine dont post enough so its starting to get a bit boring for me...so im gonna use a few non-bleach pics!


1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2017/Bleach%2017_144.jpg
ichigo: hey im gonna go get some coca-colas! you want one?
urahara: i dont drink coke, you idiot!
ichigo: then what do you drink?
urahara: this!
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pimpjuice.jpg
ichigo: okaaaaaaaaaaay...i didnt even know that existed...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2019/Bleach%2019_042.jpg
yoruichi: hey could you get me something too?
ichigo: sure, what do you want?
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/rats.jpg
yoruichi: rat-cola!
ichigo: ewwwwww! you people are wierd!



2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2019/Bleach%2019_034.jpg
yoruichi: no, no, no! your steps are all wrong! you two will never win the dancing competition like that!
orihime: but were doing our best! dont yell at us!
yoruichi: sigh....these are the worst students ive ever had! not counting the kitten-bombers i trained during the war. they bombed the wrong city!
(flashback)
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fluffykittens.jpg



3
i couldnt find a bleach pic to go with this but its the funniest thing ive ever seen!
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/evil_bush.jpg
dark lord bush: ok first, we'll destroy the shire, since those stupid hobbits tried to destroy my precioussssssss!!! then after that, look out gondor!!

[CrimzonLogic]

man, why aint anyone posting?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2019/Bleach%2019_034.jpg
yoruichi: maybe they lost interest in captioning...
orihime: gasp! yoruichi-san, dont say such a thing!
chad: yeah, theyre probably just all taking a really long pee break!

[Megalomania]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2027/Bleach%2027_101.jpg
Ikkaku: Ooh, Shiny chain! ^_^


EDIT: BTW, someone was using Simpsons and Futurama jokes... o_o
Don't.

[bbnflpn]

i thought they were cute, we gotta have some cross over quotes, it makes every thing funnier

ok i have some.

1
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/bleach1-1.jpg
chad: ishida, sooner or later they will figure it out, thats not an incognito way to flip the birdie
orahime: what, i thought he just needed new nose stops.

2
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/Bleach_6_mini.jpg
excuse me, but would you bare my childeren.
(sorry i couldnt help my self on that one)

3
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/bbnflpn/Bleach_5_mini.jpg
chad: ok just like in practice, lets go cupie in to a basket, and dont forget to attack the crowd. now go go go go go go
rukia: since when were we in cheer? your doing this so you can look up my skirt huh.

[CrimzonLogic]

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_039.jpg
grrrrrrrrrr...im gonna kill that f***ing seagull!!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_037.jpg
yachiru: HAHAHA look, ken-chan, a bird went poo on baldy's head!
orihime: omg thats nasty!

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_182.jpg
renji(looks at yoruichi): ME-YOW!!!
yoruichi: hiss!
renji: i shoulda used a different pick-up line...

3
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2051/Bleach%2051_177.jpg
heheheh im bleeding more, that means i won!

[bbnflpn]

aww crim the pics didnt come up

*edit, never mind my puter is just being slow

[nylonkid]

Rukia: Oh. Look, Ichigo. It's your pimps.
Ichigo: Oh. look, Rukia. It's your lesbian mothers.
lmfao! I just cant stop laughing! keep up the funny stuff.

[xiaoshawn]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/ishida/ishida-hollow.jpg
Ishida:bwahahahaha! hurry up! else you'll miss don kanonji's lesson!
Hollow: I am right behind you! cant wait to see don kanonji in his tutu teaching us ballet!

[Maunis]

Urahara: trouble in paradise?
Rukia: Shut it!

ahahaah... that was the best so far

[CrimzonLogic]

man, im seriously losing interest in this...i think ill stay away for about a week, three days at least! and i mean it this time! i will not give in to temptation, i will be strong! i will come back with fresh material! you will all die from laughing so hard! then i will rule all!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! wow, im going crazy...

[blah]

aww, maaaaaaaan!
just when I made my glorious comeback, crimz leaves.
oh, well. We all need a refreshing break now and then...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2017/Bleach%2017_020.jpg
Ichigo: Agh. Dude, you got katana in my shoulder. could ya take it out?
Renji: Could you please just die already?!?
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2017/Bleach%2017_024.jpg
Renji: FINE!! If you won't die, I'l bore you to death with the skillful, olympics-level ribbon gymnastic that's been passed down the Abarai family for generations.
Ichigo: Really? Fascinating!
Renji: BLAAAARGH!!!

*A Really, really, really long while after*

http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2017/Bleach%2017_032.jpg
Renji: I can't beieve you survived that barrage of delicate combination of awesome footwork and skilled handeling of the ribbon! Well, you will fall before the might of my Soprano rendition of figaro

*Ahem*

(in a really high voice) Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~rroooo!! Figaro, figaro, fiii~~
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2017/Bleach%2017_033.jpg
Rukia: GOD!! Shut the Hell UP!!!

[xiaoshawn]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/bwahaha.jpg
Ichigo:After so long, i am still wondering what you are up to, the jig is up, tell me your secret.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/superkon-.jpg
Kon:Well... since you asked, i might as well tell you, i am SUPERkon!
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/anime/bleach/bleach_08.jpg
Ichigo:Well thats no big deal, i am a student under don kanonji learning ballet with ururu, this is what i call something good =P
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o279/xiaoshawn93/bwahahaha.jpg
Kon:wtf...

*hey blah, i like your latest caption*

[blah]

hehe, thanx.
I'm a little rusty though, I can feel it.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2018/Bleach%2018_038.jpg
Keigo (thinking): If I stare at him long enough, I might be able to make him explode!
Misuno: GAAAAH! What are you looking at?! I am NOT secretly a pimp! My older girlfriends are certainly NOT my Ho's! You can't prove nothing!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/KeigoJimcarry.jpg
Keigo: For the next half hour, I'm going to eat my neck!
*biting the air*
Don't try to stop me!
Ichigo:....You've been watching old Jim Carry stand-up shows again, haven't you?

[Chiwofen]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6618/bleach2042040ml2.jpg
Ichigo: ugh, bankai is so hard to achieve.
Yoruichi: Tell me about it, kid.
Ichigo: Do you have bankai, Yoruichi-san?
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3752/bleach2056137pc8.jpg
Yoruichi: Yes, of course. Let me show you...
Bankai!
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3044/cathelmetqi5.jpg
Yoruichi: Behold, this is my Bankai. Pretty nice, huh?
Ichigo: It's amazing!

[CrimzonLogic]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_025.jpg
dude: what the hell! you smoked the whole bag?!
ichigo: so what?
dude: you cant smoke it all!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_027.jpg
ichigo: but I bought it, i dont have to share! and why the hell am i not high yet?!
dude: maybe cause you smoked so much?
ichigo: that stuff was fake! ishida ripped me off! he swindled me! he played me for a chump!!! he-i dont feel so good...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_026.jpg
dude with ponytail: oh man, is he alright?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_031.jpg
dude at left: i dont know, but im getting the hell out of of here!


awwwww, man! i only stayed off for two days!!! oh well, two days wasnt bad. whatever...


http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_041.jpg
ichigo: im gonna kick your ass if you dont leave me alone!
ichis dad: oh, yeah?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_042.jpg
ichis dad: ANGRY ESKIMO KISS!!!!
ichigo: what the hell?!(knocks pops to the ground)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2001/Bleach%2001_054.jpg
yuzu: ........ummm........
karin: dad, youre freaking wierd sometimes!
dad: (crying) you kids are all so mean! the floor is my only friend...(kisses floor)
karin: .........you've just gone from wierd to pathetic...

[blah]

HAHHAHAHAAHA!
Funny, crimz!
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8500/bleach33bl9.jpg
"Hi, I'm Samuel L. Jackson! I am The Afro Samurai!!!"
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8594/bleach43pv0.jpg
Ishida: uhhhh....
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4295/bleach45mr4.jpg
Ryuken: ....
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8594/bleach43pv0.jpg
Ishida: .... :mad: Hey! Eyes up here!!

[blah]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6051/bleach37uy6.jpg
Hollow: Oh, man! I knew I shouldn't have had taco Bell! Where the &$#% is that match stick?!?
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4613/bleach39iz6.jpg
Ichigo: Oh, man! I ain't cleaning that up!!!

[CrimzonLogic]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_032.jpg
chad: grrrrrrrrr! im gonna kill you guys for superglueing this thing to my back!
blondeguy: but it was ichigos idea! kill him, not us!
chad: oh, sorry. ill go kill ichigo!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_029.jpg
oh, man! he was relly gonna kill us! but now hes gonna kill ichigo, we shouldnt have glued that beam to him!
other dude: yeah, but at least hes not gonna kill us! farewell, ichigo! we knew ye well!
(the next day)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_054.jpg
brownhairdude: rukia, did you hear? chad killed ichigo! now im free of that butt-licking orange haired jackass forever!
rukia: uh, ichigo is right behind me...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_051.jpg
but youre supposed to be dead! i mean, hi! how are you? you are so gosh-darn cool! please dont hurt me!
ichigo: ill give you a thirty second head start.
brownhairdude: sure!(runs)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_071.jpg
rukia: so what happened with chad?
ichigo: i did NOT shoot him and throw him in the river if thats what you are trying to say! in fact, i dont know any "chad".
rukia: ohhhhhhh, gotcha!(winks)

[Chiwofen]

rofl, of course ichigo would never kill chad, chain him to a concrete block, and throw him in the river... of course not

[Decado]

LOL

Kudo's to all of you on the last page. Esp on the fact that u got the images off the new eps so far.
The last pages have all been quite good, much better quality than when i stopped posting a while back. i just didn't want to keep posting under each recent ones (over the last few pages) otherwise it'd totally be spamming.

*applauds all over the last few pages - and to generally the whole thread*

[blah]

*bows*
thank you kindley! With your support combined, I become ... THE CAPTION LORD!!!
NYAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA *COUGH COUGH*
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Renjiisangry-1.jpg
Renji: Whyyyyy's the rum gone?!??
Ichigo: You drank it all, you tard!
Renji: Uh-huh. uh-huh. uh-huh. But I wanna know, Whyyyy's the rum gone?!?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/quincyfinalform4.jpg
Ishida: Let us repent, my heathen drunkard childern. on this morn' of Saint Patrick's day. For we are about to party all night loo00o0oong! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Quincyfinalform3.jpg
Ishida: *cough cough* I can't believe I got drunk in the middle of me sermon! Dad is so gonna kill me!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/abuelo.jpg
Abuelo: Actually, chico. Your pappy is too busy, so he sent me to spank you.
Ishida: ARRRGHH!! Way to delegate, dad!

[CrimzonLogic]

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2004/Bleach%2004_197.jpg
ichigo: damn "to be continued" sign! i dont want to wait another freakin' week, i want to see what happens now!

[blah]

^Amen, brother. Amen :Haha
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/donichi.jpg
Don: I want that one, right there.
Ichigo: Uwhaaa...?!?b?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/zangetsuprofile.jpg
Zangetsu: One-a "Ichigo Lasanga", a-coming right-a up!
Ichigo: What?!?!!?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/choppayougood.png
Zangetsu: I chop-a you GOOD!!!
Ichigo: DUDE! WTF?!?!

[Chiwofen]

brilliant, blah! its like those pie throwing games at fairs, only better!

[blah]

thanx. *Caption Lord power rising!!!!!*
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=40565&g2_serialNumber=1
Ukitake: Now, you're not cool enough to have a cellphone like the other Shinigami. So I dug up my 1,000 years old pager from my attic! If it keeps viberating for too long, just give it a tap like this! Ok? Lots of love, bye bye!!
Ichigo: Sonuva....!

Meanwhile...

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=40585&g2_serialNumber=1
ururu: Ok, guys. It's been fun. But it's time to leave. Seriously, I mean NOW! If Kubo Tite found out you're still here he'll have my head on his pike.
Claude: But we got no where to go. Please let us stay?
Nova: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Ururu: .....Oh, how can I say no to that mask?
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=40587&g2_serialNumber=1
Kubo (Off-screen): You're gonna let them stay?!? HAVE AT THEE!!!
Jinta: Sorry, Ururu! I'm just a vessel to the Kubo!
Ururu: You liar! I know you took those ventriliquisim classes!
Jinta: Sorry, can't hear ya! Must carry out my dark lord's wishes! nyahahhahaha!!!

[Neko Rae]

^Amen, brother. Amen :Haha
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/donichi.jpg
Don: I want that one, right there.
Ichigo: Uwhaaa...?!?b?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/zangetsuprofile.jpg
Zangetsu: One-a "Ichigo Lasanga", a-coming right-a up!
Ichigo: What?!?!!?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/choppayougood.png
Zangetsu: I chop-a you GOOD!!!
Ichigo: DUDE! WTF?!?!

LOL :Haha :Haha :Haha I think that was one of the funniest I've seen so far.:Haha

[blah]

Thanx.
nice siggy....waaaaaait a minute! Are you one-of-the-clayr from deviant art? It's me, Hazmanian-Devil!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28239&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm flying! wait! Why's the ground is up there?!?!?
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27074&g2_serialNumber=1
Shinigami TV announcer: These are various police sketches of the rumored "Shinigami Rapist" be on the look out for this psycho. His favourite prey is large-print books and toy cars.
The glasses guy (he was watching the TV): Damn those Duke's boys!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21268&g2_serialNumber=1
Hanatarou: Which way to the Gay Pride Parade?
Ichigo: How the Hell would we know?!?
Hanatarou: Well...*points at the rainbow*
Ganjyu: Sonuva....!!! When did that happen?!?

[Rorschach]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21268&g2_serialNumber=1
Hanatarou: Which way to the Gay Pride Parade?
Ichigo: How the Hell would we know?!?
Hanatarou: Well...*points at the rainbow*
Ganjyu: Sonuva....!!! When did that happen?!?
LoL that one is pretty good, keep it up

[CrimzonLogic]

yo people, im probably not gonna be on very much anymore, i got stuff to do.

[sumofo]

love that first strip homeboiabe

[Decado]

*bows*
thank you kindley! With your support combined, I become ... THE CAPTION LORD!!!
NYAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA *COUGH COUGH*
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Renjiisangry-1.jpg
Renji: Whyyyyy's the rum gone?!??
Ichigo: You drank it all, you tard!
Renji: Uh-huh. uh-huh. uh-huh. But I wanna know, Whyyyy's the rum gone?!?

HAHAHAHA!!!
one of the best i've ever seen! reminds me of johnny depp from Pirates

@Crimzon: k.. tho hope u come back soon for more hilarity

[blah]

Come back soon, Crimz!

On this week's episode of "Shinigami COPS!"
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Whatcha gonna do?
lalalala....
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=37196&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: Pull over! Your left blinker is flickering! Pul the %^#$ over!!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24275&g2_serialNumber=1
Chad: What did I miss?!? Wht did I miss??!??!
Tessai: Ichigo turned the guy to dust 'cuz his taillight was blinking.
Chad: CRAP! I always miss out on the good stuff! I'll be a social outcast in school tomorrow!!

TV: "Next on the BadAss channel..."
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22666&g2_serialNumber=1
"...'When Big Hollows Get Pwned!!'"
Aizen: You got PwNeD, N00b!!!


EDIT: Hey, guyz! If you want to post something but don't wanna go throught the hassle of finding/making a screenshot of the anime. Bleach7 has already taken care of that, I use this website for most of my recent captions. (http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php)
Enjoy!

[blah]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21434&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: GOD, I'm so hot! If Hotness was a person, I'd so own their ass!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21810&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: Oh, Ichigo! Came to bathe in my hotness?
Ichigo:......... CLOTHES! PUT ON SOME $#^%ING CLOTHES!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22790&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo's echo: $#^%ing clothes...ing clothes...clothes....
Yoruichi: Ah, that brings me back. :)
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22802&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo's echo: $#^%ing clothes...ing clothes...clothes....
Hitsugaya:...that sure brings me back :mad:

[CrimzonLogic]

lol come back? im not leaving the internet, i just wont be able to post as much. ill post whenever i can.
:headbang i feel like rocking out!!!

1
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21534&g2_serialNumber=1
ururu: your ass is getting fat...

2
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21600&g2_serialNumber=1
kids: OMG shes evolving!
don: she better not turn into charizard!

[Decado]

LMAO @ evolving. glad to hav u back Crimzon. U scared us for a minute xP

[blah]

yaaaaay!! Crimz's still here!
NO ONE ESCAPES THE CLUTCHES OF THE CAPTION LORD!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHA

oops, sorry. Gonna lock that guy up.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19864&g2_serialNumber=1
Hollow: Hey, Sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bowlingdad.jpg
Isshin: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Why is there Wild boars in the middle of the Road?!!?
Ganjyu: My Pigs! My precious antique pigs! Look what you've done to them :mad:

[blah]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/hahhahaha.jpg
Isshin: Come here so I can cut you HUG YOU!! Hugging is what I meant!!!
Ichigo: Get the hell off me!

[Arelen]

Come back soon, Crimz!
On this week's episode of "Shinigami COPS!"
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!
Whatcha gonna do?
lalalala....
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=37196&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: Pull over! Your left blinker is flickering! Pul the %^#$ over!!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24275&g2_serialNumber=1
Chad: What did I miss?!? Wht did I miss??!??!
Tessai: Ichigo turned the guy to dust 'cuz his taillight was blinking.
Chad: CRAP! I always miss out on the good stuff! I'll be a social outcast in school tomorrow!!


LOL. That one was funny. Good job.:biggthump

[Chiwofen]

speaking of cops...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MMAoOPa0Pg
this movie rawks

[blah]

HAHHAHAHHAHA!
That's so funny!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28403&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: How many fingers Am I holding up?
Isshin: I can't see nuthin'!!!
Ichigo: Wrong ANSWER!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23412&g2_serialNumber=1
Zangetsu: .............What kind of fascist are you?
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23372&g2_serialNumber=1
Yoruichi: Hey look, Byakuya is at it again...
Soi Fong: I LOVE YOU!!!
Yoruichi: .....what did yo...
Soi Fong: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!!!

[MetroidManiac]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23372&g2_serialNumber=1
Yoruichi: Hey look, Byakuya is at it again...
Soi Fong: I LOVE YOU!!!
Yoruichi: .....what did yo...
Soi Fong: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!!!
]http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23372&g2_serialNumber=1
Yourichi: Wow, Bakuya is so sweet-
Soi fong: *grabbing one of the blossoms* SWEET JESUS! MY HAND! RED IS BAD!
Yourichi: WTF! IM BLEEDING, BAKUYA YOU ASSHOLE!
*both die from blood loss*
Bakuaya: Wow, my attemt to seduce both of them really did'nt work.

[blah]

hahhaahahahaha!
Byakuya just doesn't know how to talk to girls...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27910&g2_serialNumber=1
Hollow: You'll never win! My imaginary friend will protect me!!
Sado: hmmmm....
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27918&g2_serialNumber=1
*sock*
Hollow: Edwardoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27916&g2_serialNumber=1
Hollow: No one hospitlaizes Edwardo and gets away with it!!
Rukia: *Sigh* No more hollow-busting for you, Chad.
Sado: No, please! I'll change!

[Axdsilva]

http://www.cristalab.com/images/anime/bleach/2.jpg
BLEACH... Cause slaying hollows & Laundry is fun!

[Ichigo&Zangetsu]

I just started reading the manga and came across this in the first chapter. xD
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6711/72752hc6.jpg

[blah]

Hahhahahhahahahhaaa!
The best captions are the subtle ones. Good work, I&Z.
If you like Ichigo and Zangetsu, check out this AMV I made. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JMX_mEvoFw)
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/superdad.jpg
Isshin: Are you downloading songs again, Ichigo?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/whaa.jpg
Ichigo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No! I'm just watching porn! I swear!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/fightfightfight.jpg
Isshin: Don't lie to me! It's clear as day on your computer screen.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/superdad.jpg
Isshin: How dare you download music like that? How will P.Diddy afford his much-needed bling?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/fightfightfight.jpg
Isshin: You're going to jail! Right after I kick you in the kidneys again!!
Ichigo: AAAARGH! I need those to urinate!!

[Arelen]

LOL. So funny. This is the best thread

[blah]

thanx! But to be honest, I stole that gag from Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24849&g2_serialNumber=1
*Komamura's mask breaks*
Kenpachi: GASP! You are...you are a...
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/SaniSakesushi/Bleach/SajinKomamura.jpg
Komamura: WHAT?! A MUTT!?!? A DOG!?! A DIRTY SON OF A B!TCH??!?! WHAT?!? WHAT?!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24849&g2_serialNumber=1
Kenpachi: A RED-HEAD!!!!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/SaniSakesushi/Bleach/SajinKomamura.jpg
Komamura: *Grumble grumble*

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23885&g2_serialNumber=1
Kyouraku: Did I leave that bloody stove on?
Ukitake: AAAAAH! IT'S ON MY HAIR! IT'S ON MY HAIR!!!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/SaniSakesushi/Bleach/GinIchimaru2.jpg
Ichimaru: Feel the power of... Uchiha!!!!
*sharingan sound effect!*

[Neko Rae]

lol. I love the Bleach Caption Thread. It always makes me feel better after a bad day

[Ichigo&Zangetsu]

Nice job on the AMV, blah xD I liked that you put Ichigo's theme song near the end.

I think I'll work on some captions..Don't want the thread to die. xD

[Icchy <3]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h301/Icchymaru/e005-12.jpg

Chad: Oh god, this reminds from when I was in that mens only prison in mexico..

Rukia: Heh, you think YOUV'E had problems.

[SoundWave]

Hahahahaa.. awsome Icchy.. xD

[CrimzonLogic]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24849&g2_serialNumber=1
*Komamura's mask breaks*
Kenpachi: GASP! You are...you are a...
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/SaniSakesushi/Bleach/SajinKomamura.jpg
Komamura: WHAT?! A MUTT!?!? A DOG!?! A DIRTY SON OF A B!TCH??!?! WHAT?!? WHAT?!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24849&g2_serialNumber=1
Kenpachi: A RED-HEAD!!!!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/SaniSakesushi/Bleach/SajinKomamura.jpg
Komamura: *Grumble grumble*
thats the best one ever!:Haha

[MetroidManiac]

ARROWED!
http://i18.tinypic.com/2s9zsdl.jpg
OW! My skin!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://i11.tinypic.com/3yzegqx.jpg
I didnt touch that hollow! I swear!
http://i3.tinypic.com/3zideh2.jpg
OBJECTION!
You are holding its mask in your hand! Thats all the evidence I need!
http://i1.tinypic.com/2d7zv9e.jpg
Well, the judge is pretty thick.
Judge: I find this inneficient evidence. I find the defendant, Ichigo Kurosaki......
GUILTY!
Wright:...I give up, stuff being an attourney.
...You have to be a PW player to get this one.

[Ichigo&Zangetsu]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/973/bwahahaiz5.png
Keigo: Bwahahahaha!
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1603/753go8.png
Ichigo: *twitch* I'm gonna kick your ass.
--
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3552/741tw6.png
--
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7880/742ut3.png
Everyone: Where's Keigo? Usually here by now.
Ichigo: *shrug*
Caption #2
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2127/654xz0.png

[blah]

OH NO HE DED~DINT!!!!!
Ichigo is one crazy...
I love the Pheaonix wright one. And I even got it without playing it! Muahahahahhaaaa!!!

http://i11.tinypic.com/3yzegqx.jpg
Shinji: Right Ho, Gentlemen! I fancy a game of Rugby prior to tea-time. Care to join me? Whomsoever does not fancy to said activity can enjoy the business end of my Katana, hmm?

[CrimzonLogic]

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_042.jpg
ichigo: hey, its that grim reaper from last night!
rukia: its soul reaper you dult!


why does the dub have to use soul reaper? why cant they use the word shinigami? it sounds cooler. well at least they didnt use death god, that one just sounds wierd to me.



2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_057.jpg
rukia: so youre not paying me for last night?!
ichigo: no freakin way! you sucked last night, excuse the pun...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_060.jpg
then ill just have to rob you! and that wasnt funny!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_061.jpg
rukia: jerk! you're broke! you pay double next time!
ichigo: okay...ugh....

man, i gotta stop doing those ones. theyre funny at first, then they make me feel all wierd...

[Arei]

Some of these things are so friggen retarded its hillarious XDD

I've got a few ideas, I'll post them tomorrow *falls asleep*

[blah]

hahahhaha! Good one, Crimz. Even if it is a little weeeei~rd O_o
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20594&g2_serialNumber=1
Jidanbou: Move to the Right! Move To the Left! Burn that fat, girl!
Ichigo: DAMMIT!! Richard Simmons got here, too.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24699&g2_serialNumber=1
Zangetsu: I had to tell you something, Ichigo. I was pregnant.
Other Zangetus: Daaaa~deeeee
Ichigo: Wha..?! When did that happen!??! :mad:
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_060.jpg
Rukia: ICHIGO, YOU MAN-WHORE!!!
Ichigo: AAAAAAAAHHH! time for my greates escape feat!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2002/Bleach%2002_061.jpg
Rukia: Huh?!? Where did he go?!
Ichigo *thinking*: If I lie down quietly, she won't know I'm down here.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27940&g2_serialNumber=1
Parakeet: They have accepted you as one of their own, Chad. Now you know what to do....BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!
*ominous music*

[Neko Rae]

LOL. I think I'll try making some when I have time to waste

[CrimzonLogic]

omg that evil parakeet!:Haha nice!

BUTTLOAD OF PICS!!! ROUND SEVEN!!!

1
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28073&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: sorry, my foot slipped.


2
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28105&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: so you're the Butt Bandit!


3
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28163&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: we cant beat that thing! suicide is the only way out!
rukia: see ya in hell!
ichigo: yeah, you too!


4
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20534&g2_serialNumber=1
duuuuuuuuude...my hands are huge!


5
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k306/CrimzonLogic/cheetahchaseichi.jpg?t=1168993104
ichigo: OMG IT'S A F***ING CHEETAH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

lol sorry about that one, i was bored.


6
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k306/CrimzonLogic/lavachaseichi.jpg?t=1168994323
ichigo: OMG NOW LAVA MAN'S CHASING ME!!!??!?!? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??!?!?!!?!?

mehehehe my boredom cannot be stopped!
GO LAVA MAN!!!!!!


7
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28046&g2_serialNumber=1
rukia: stop peeing on the fence and get over here!


8
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21336&g2_serialNumber=1
fairies(flowers?): lets have a threesome!


9
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20938&g2_serialNumber=1
orihime singing: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21008&g2_serialNumber=1
oooooooh, ill have me one of them shakes!


10
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20620&g2_serialNumber=1
gin: wheeeeeee! hopscotch is fun!


11
ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE "SAVE RUKIA" ARC(as i like to call it)!!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20712&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo(wakes up): ow...am i in a jail?...they caught me!...i couldnt save rukia...
rukia: oh well, you tried!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20714&g2_serialNumber=1
at least we'll be executed together.
ichigo: ewwwwww, i dont love you, i came to save you cause you owe me money!
rukia: awwwwww, nuts!


12
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20770&g2_serialNumber=1
hey, ishida! lemme spank ya!


13
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20816&g2_serialNumber=1
omg my boobs shrunk and my head grew!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20832&g2_serialNumber=1
isnt that wierd?
ishida: why did those have to shrink?


14
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21422&g2_serialNumber=1
tessai: RAWRG!!!
jinta: omg hes trying to eat us!
ururu: help!


15
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22002&g2_serialNumber=1
tousen: is he dead?
unohana: no, he's alive. but ill see to that!


16
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21560&g2_serialNumber=1
ururu: my spidey sense is tingling!


17
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21766&g2_serialNumber=1
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY ASS!!!

18
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22394&g2_serialNumber=1
orihime: omg i look like shippou! like a scared little knocked-out shippou! coooooooooool!

19
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22696&g2_serialNumber=1
tessai: hehehe...guess what i put in this box!
urahara: i dont know, dont care, and after what you put in a box the other day, please don't tell me!

20
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k306/CrimzonLogic/Linkkillichi.jpg?t=1168996306
ichigo: omg how did we get in the clean univrse?!
link: you brought us here!
ichigo: whaaaaat? how would i do this?
link: you are one of ganondorf's minions! how dare you try to destroy hyrule! you will now join your master in hell! DIE, YOU PIECE OF FILTH!
ichigo: blast! how did you figure out i was one of ganondorf's men? CURSE YOU LINK!

omg i cant believe i had time for all that...

[blah]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAA~~~~*Cough cough spit*
Your buttloads just keep getting better and better!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22002&g2_serialNumber=1
Tousen: Ugh! He's OVERDUE for this plastic surgery!
Unohana: You should have seen his genitals. Do you wanna see them?
Aizen: I'm still awake in here!

AAAAH! I just can't resist a chance to use a Simpson quote!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21170&g2_serialNumber=1
Ishida: I think I fried something...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22860&g2_serialNumber=1
that weird drunk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!! My petunias!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20888&g2_serialNumber=1
Kuuaku (In a russian accent): With my nuclear missile, I will greatly inconvenience those capatilist pigs! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
yellow guy: She's totally nuts!
Grey guy: Yeah, but she's hot!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22400&g2_serialNumber=1
Who's that sexy cat with the wi~de smile?
Kurotsuchi
uh-huh
kurotsuchi
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22402&g2_serialNumber=1
He's a complicated man!
But no one understand him but his...his...
...hmmm...
well...actually no one understand how his $%#ed up mind works
'Cause he's Kurotsuchi, man

[Neko Rae]

That was hilarious. This just gets better and better

[Decado]

HAHAHA

lmao @ Crimzon's buttload of captions. totally ownage. some of the best ever, especially ALL the Inoue ones
and the rukia X ichigo ending, the aizen one, and some others. brilliant

[CrimzonLogic]

well according to my brother they all suck. but then again, he has a lousy sense of humor.

1
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24685&g2_serialNumber=1
rukia: (singing) and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooouuu-
people watching: boooooooooo! get off the stage! you suck!
rukia: shut up! ill sing however the hell i want!(ichigo grabs her and carries her off stage)
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23138&g2_serialNumber=1
rukia: what the hell?
ichigo: shut up. you cant sing. just shut up.

2
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24819&g2_serialNumber=1
uh, what are you doing?
yumickika: im fixing his bandages!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24825&g2_serialNumber=1
my bandages were fixed five minutes ago!
yumichika: trust me, you need this!
renji: yeah right.

[Decado]

lmao, another few great ones. man u'r a natural. esp the first two

[CrimzonLogic]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23134&g2_serialNumber=1
rukia thinking: oh hell no, i know he is not feelin on my boob!

[blah]

Hhahahahahhahahaha!
Ah, Crimz, your bother is mean. You are an awesome humorist....It's a word!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19448&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: I feel a disturbance in the force...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=12874&g2_serialNumber=1
Mob 1: Kill the orange haired Samurai!
Mob 2: Go back to Japania!
Mob 3: Soylent Green is people!!
Mob 4: I joind this mob to fulfill my psychological need to belong, and now I feel that in retrospect it was plain old peer pressure!
Mob 5: Generic angry statement not found!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19448&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: ...or maybe it's just gas.

[Neko Rae]

lmao. That one made me laugh so hard

[blah]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28505&g2_serialNumber=1
Rukia: DRINK JUICE! Juice is good! Good for the bones, Good for the Kids! I pity the fool who don't like juice!
Chad: Your Mr. T sucks!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28499&g2_serialNumber=1
Rukia: QUIET, FOO'!!!! *Clubs Chad with I-beam*
Chad: Ouchie.


http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20640&g2_serialNumber=1
Chad:...what's Orihime doing?
Ichigo: She's practicing the song she'll do on Japan's Idol.
Orihime: STOP!! In the naaa~me of love!...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22122&g2_serialNumber=1
Yachiru: When Yachiru tells you not to run with gigantic knives, you should definetly NOT run with gigantic knives.
Kenpachi: Oooohhh! You're no fun!
Ichigo: Party-pooper!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22132&g2_serialNumber=1
Ganjyu: You've squirmed long and hard! But now you're mine, Hanatarou!
Hanatarou: I don't like you that way!

[blah]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/renjipants.jpg
Teacher: Abarai-kun! Why are you in your underwear?
Renji: Oh, noes! Not that dream again!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21496&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: Wha...!!?? Whoah! What an aweful dream.
Rukia: Dream??! You barged in here, flashed us and passed out on the teacher.


The next morning...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21500&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: Rukia. I've decided that everytime I do something sensationally stupid that I'd add more tattoos on my face!
Rukia: *snort laug* Whatever you say, Ren-ren.


Later that afternoon...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21502&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: Oh, Rukia! *nervous laugh* well, I think you're wondering...
Rukia: I knew you couldn't last even one day, Byakuya nii-chan owes me 5 bucks!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21508&g2_serialNumber=1
Renji: OMG! You mentioned my name to Byakuya-sama! *fan girl scream* eeeeeeeeeeeee!! I'm his greatest fan! I got all his plushies, two of his books, and a lock of his hair that I sleep with!
Rukia: Too much information, Renji.


Two months later...
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i117/Asuma2435/renjihotness.jpg
Rukia: Oi, Renji! That tattoo thing was supposed to STOP you from doing stupid things.
Renji: What tattoo thing?
Rukia: Grrrr...

[CrimzonLogic]

omg that was funny! this thread is getting better and better! only 607 posts? come on, we can do better than that!

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_116.jpg
ichigo: after many weeks of investigation, ive finally found out whos been eating all my pop tarts!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_126.jpg
byakuya: uh, what is a pop tart exactly?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_123.jpg
ichigo: dont play dumb, byakuya! youve been taking them for years! i was a fool not to notice, it was so painfully obvious!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_124.jpg
byakuya: obvious?...taking?...years? i just met you yesterday! i dont even know what your name is yet!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_123.jpg
ichigo: dont give me that "we just met yesterday" crap! the jig is up!
byakuya: honestly, are you retarded?
ichigo: im not as retarded as you are dead!
byakuya: oh for crying out loud, i dont have time for this!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_169.jpg
byakuya: eat some yogurt and chill out!
ichigo: noooo!!! yogurt stains!!!!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_174.jpg
ichigo: im getting the hell out of here!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2058/Bleach%2058_162.jpg
byakuya: hmph! no one holds a sword to my throat and gets away with it! that yogurt stain will never come out! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[blah]

That feind!!! Yougurt stains are just the worst!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/main.jpg
Renji: Ok, bye.
Rukia: I'm not hanging up until you say it.
Renji: Come Oooo~n! I'm with the Gu~ys!
Rukia: Just saaay ii~t :3
Renji: *grumble grumble* I love you
The guyz: OOOoooooooooo~~hh! *smooching noises*
Renji: Oh you guyz can go straight to Hell!
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images/Bleach%2005/Bleach%2005_163.jpg
Hollow: AAARRRGGHH!! I thought Hell would be a cool place to go to!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/envy_7/Ishida%20and%20Stuff/bleach_ishida0073.jpg
Teacher: OMG! How did you get so injured?!?
Ishida: well...
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/inuyashafreak545/Bleach2054_154.jpg
*Ichigo gives Ishida "the eye"*
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/envy_7/Ishida%20and%20Stuff/bleach_ishida0073.jpg
Ishida:...I fell!
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/inuyashafreak545/Bleach2054_154.jpg
Ichigo: That's what I thought you'd say.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/inuyashafreak545/Bleach2052-53_226.jpg
Kenpachi: Ahehehee! That's my boy!!

On this episode of Soul Society General"...
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/inuyashafreak545/Bleach2052-53_282.jpg
Renji: The doctors say there is no cure for the unique african baboon-snake venomous bite...*cough cough* And on top of that...I think I have Amnesia...
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f360/inuyashafreak545/Bleach2052-53_169.jpg
Byakuya: I wish I could sympathize with your pain, but I cannot...for I have...AMNESIA!!

[lockheart89]

lol!! nice pics u have there!! lol

[Neko Rae]

Wow, those were just awesome. They were so funny

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

LOLOLOLOLOL more more more!!!

[blah]

Ok, Ok. Settle down, you cute lil' munchkins.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/super02134/Ichigo_zangetsu.jpg
Zangetsu: THE BAT-SIGNAL! To the batmobile, Robin!
Na na na na na
BATMA~AN!
Na na na na na
BATMA~AN!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Teshimine/ichigo2c.jpg
Ichigo: Holy smiling sexy shopkeeper, Batman! It's the Joker!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/scaryflyingurahara.jpg
Urahara: I am the lizard Queen!!!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a379/japanman08/rukia.jpg
Rukia: Get away from me you freak of nature!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/KenpachiAndYachiru/yachirukenpachi28a.jpg
Yachiru: She must be talking about you, Ken-cha~an!
Kenpachi: No, she's not!
Yachiru: Yes, she is!!
Kenpachi: No, she's not!!
Yachiru: Yes, she is!!!
Kenpachi: No, she's not!
Yachiru: No, she's not!!
Kenpachi: Yes, She is!!! And That's final!!
Yachiru: Whatever you say, Ken-cha~an! tee-hee!
Kenpachi: Ha-Haa! You better recognize, Bi...Wait a minnit! :mad:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Shinigami/KenpachiAndYachiru/kenyachiruending2b.jpg
Yachiru: T-this place is scary, Ken-chan.
Kenpachi: AAAAA~~~hhh! I'm a Zombie!!


Five minutes later...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/itachi_349/bleach/yacgjuryu.jpg
Yachiru: You pull that trick again, I'll pull your eyes out! Cat-feesh?
Kenpachi: I knew I shouldn't have enrolled her in those self-defense classes.

[Livius]

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19448&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: now that im done here id better get to work on the corner for some extra cash.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/renjipants.jpg
Renji: shes beautiful i wonder if i have enough money for her....
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/livius91/crossichigo.jpg
Ichigo: crap its Renji....wait he want me...of all the corners in this town he had to come to mine...i got to get out of here....
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i117/Asuma2435/renjihotness.jpg
Renji: I'm ready baby lets get it on.

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

AHAHHAHHAHALOL OMG renji *runs out of air to say the rest*

[blah]

*eye twitch*
That was disturbingly funny :Haha !!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=28107&g2_serialNumber=1
Rukia: Y'see, I control the Hollow-bustin' racket 'round here. You kid better not stick yer nose in, y'hear.
Ichigo: Hmph!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=29172&g2_serialNumber=1
Hitsdugaya: You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding, asking me to do a killing...

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=29176&g2_serialNumber=1
Ganjyu: Look at that tight Ass! Ha~wt!
Inoue: I know!
Chad: What?! 0_o
Inoue: AAAh...I said I wonderwhere Ishida is?
Ganjyu: I think he's sleeping in his room, go wake him up.
Inoue: Ok!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25679&g2_serialNumber=1
Inoue: Ishida-kun! Wake...
Ishida: GAAH! Shut the door! Shut the Door!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25681&g2_serialNumber=1
Kon: In the name of the Vatican's Secret Service, I punish thee!!

[Livius]

lol i see ichigo isnt the only one who does that when he's alone hahahaha

[CrimzonLogic]

1
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23416&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo:...and now i eat it!
yuzu: huh?!


2
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23889&g2_serialNumber=1
ganju: sorry, hana. i have a new man now.
hanatarou: hey, thats fine with me!
ichigo: thats how youre gonna take it? no wonder he dumped you!


3
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23957&g2_serialNumber=1
jinta: stop trying to kiss me!
kon: but i looooooooooove you!


4
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24008&g2_serialNumber=1
aizen: beam me up, scotty!

5
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25357&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: oh, uh...this aint rukias room...
renji: what the hell were you trying to go in rukias room for?! are you a peeping tom?
ichigo: no i was NOT gonna peek! im...uh, gay! yeah, thats it! i like boys! so, uh...ill just be off then!
byakuya: youre gay? then do you wanna come to the gay pride parade with me tommorrow?
ichigo: .....................goodbye.

6
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25391&g2_serialNumber=1
urahara: i take my pimp hat off to you!
ichigo: what an honor!

7
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25681&g2_serialNumber=1
kon: FLYING WUSSY KUNG-FU!!!!
ishida: uh, ouch???

8
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25732&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: i cant believe you stupid brats did that!
ishida: youre really pissing us off!
ururu: your anger only makes us stronger!
jinta: yeah, the madder you get, the more powerful we become!
ichigo: oh shut up! you little idiots!
jinta: yes muahahahahaha sweet rage! feel the power!

[blah]

hahahaahahahaa!
Oh, how I missed you, Crimz!
I love the star-trek Aizen, you could really see him saying that lolol!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23018&g2_serialNumber=1
Iba: So I thought we should kill the horse and put the body on his bed, he'll be freaking out. Cuz there's this body and no head! Y'know what I'm sayon', Don?
Komamura: Uh..how about a horse's head?
Iba: Y'see that's why you're the god father!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22814&g2_serialNumber=1
Rukia: Hey, Ichigo! Quit playing with your zanpakotu!
Ichigo: I'm not playing with it, this is serious training!
Rukia: That's what he said! Wooooo hoooooo :3!!!

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22764&g2_serialNumber=1
Hitsugaya: Curses! You win this round, Dr.Octopus!

[Alerane]

XD! I just read about 20 pages of this thread! I am now officially stalking it!!!

[CrimzonLogic]

oh crap i just noticed in the second pic in my last post thats not hanatarou its ishida! im so dumb!:Haha

[crafteri]

Here's one fer ya:

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/796/bleach461761nf.jpg
Hollow: NOOO! NOT THE BALLS!!! THE PAIN!!!

[blah]

ROFL!!
Gin is such a bastard!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21984&g2_serialNumber=1
Chad: Leik OMG! I'm dying lolol!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21978&g2_serialNumber=1
Kyoraku: That looks like fun, can I join you?
Nanao: NO, Kyoraku.
Kyoraku: AAAWW! You're not cute!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21974&g2_serialNumber=1
Kenpachi *Screams at a distance*: WHO STOLE MY RICE KRISPIES(TM) SQUARES!!!
Zangetsu: Hehe! Now you're gonna to get it!
Ichigo: Hey! You told me to do it!
Zangetsu: I'm a sword, why would you listen to me?

[Neko Rae]

Urahara: I take my pimp hat off to you.
Ichigo: What an honor

That one was just LOL. Keep up the good work

[CrimzonLogic]

i couldnt find the pics i wanted to use for this one, but whatever...

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2018/Bleach%2018_130.jpg
what the hell, man?! that news you gave me was wrong!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2018/Bleach%2018_131.jpg
urahara: tsk tsk tsk ichigo, when will you learn? everything i say is a lie!
ichigo: but if everything you say is a lie, then that means what you just said is a lie!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2020/Bleach%2020_043.jpg
but then that would mean you always tell the truth! but if what you just said is a lie, then you arent telling the truth!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2020/Bleach%2020_155.jpg
GAH!!! IM SO CONFUSED!!! ORIHIME, WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN???
orihime: i dont know, maybe you should ask this talking kitty cat.
ichigo: TALKING KITTY CAT?!?!?!?! its just a dream! its just a dream! its just a dream!

[blah]

HAHAHAHAHAA!
You broke Ichi's mind, Crimz!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19734&g2_serialNumber=1
The guy teacher: Ok, men! This is a very dangerous mission and there's a good possibility that one of us will die! The mission's landing party include me: Captain Kirk, Spock, and inseign Ichigo.
Ichigo: Ah, crap.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21002&g2_serialNumber=1
Ikkaku: I love playing Pool, Ichigo's 8-ball in his front pocket!
Ichigo: Wha..? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OMG This hurts so $%#ing Much! What's wrong with you?!?!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21006&g2_serialNumber=1
Yumichika: Gotta admit, he's good at pool.

[blah]

Sorry if that wasn't funny... : (
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23970&g2_serialNumber=1
Tousen: Komamura, will you marry me!
Komamura: O_O! I'm a dude, dude!
Tousen: WHAT..!??! But..what about your veil? and your soft, velvety hair?!?!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21932&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: THAT'S IT, BLAH!! Untill you destroy your writer's block, I'm putting you in a home! I'm calling the geezer Patrol!
Blah: No, Please! I can change!!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21940&g2_serialNumber=1
Kyoraku: Blah, come with me quietly!
Blah: Kyoraku? I thought you already have a job!!
Kyoraku: Hey! Entrance Flower petals are expensive!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23222&g2_serialNumber=1
Yamma-ji: There's the Jacuzzi, were not allowed there. That's the rec room, not allowed there either. And don't you dare go into the TV room.
Blah: Dammit, man! This is a friggin' desert!!
Yamma-ji: You don't say! That's why the vending machine is broken!


Someday, I'll get off my funk. Till that time comes, keep this thread alive!!

[candyb3ar]

XD! I just read about 20 pages of this thread! I am now officially stalking it!!!

hahaha i was soo confused on the first page i was liek umm this wasn't what was said but what can i say i am a "lil" slow but i love it all keep it up guys!

[CrimzonLogic]

1
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=204&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo:...what the hell is going on?
ishida: i dont know, but im freaking out!


2
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25613&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: stop humping yourself and lets go!
renji: i cant! im stuck! and shut up, this isnt how it looks!

3
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25785&g2_serialNumber=1
renji: this seance isnt working! this is dumb!
urahara: its cause were not holding hands and chanting. we have to do it for this to work, you know.
ichigo: yeah, i'll do that. when hell freezes over.

4
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25789&g2_serialNumber=1
voiceonphone: seven days...
urahara: shut the hell up, i know its you, tessai!

5
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=24184&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: well mine is bigger, look!
everybody: wow!....omg!....lucky bastard!....its huge!....so he wasnt compensating with that big-ass sword!....
renji: GOOD GRIEF!!!
ichigo: hah, jealous!

6
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25864&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: yes! perfect! we'll win the sychronized racing championship for sure this year!

7
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25894&g2_serialNumber=1
ichigo: jeez, you look like a damn gorilla!

8
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25918&g2_serialNumber=1
voiceonphone: seven days...
jinta: this is getting old, tessai.

9
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25174&g2_serialNumber=1
ririn(lilin? rinrin??? whats her freakin name???):
you said you'd play with me whatever game i want, and i wanna have a tea party!
ichigo: come on, cant we just play hide and seek?
ririn: no!
ichigo: i hate babysitting!!!

[Decado]

lmao! great ones Crimz!!

btw u got it right: Ririn

[CrimzonLogic]

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO ICHIGO'S MISSING POP TART STORY!!!(finally! that story sucked!)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2020/Bleach%2020_151.jpg
orihime: you've been blaming us all the time for stealing your pop tarts, but you've been stealing ours all along!!! this time its you who will pay!!!
ichigo: no, i didn't steal any, i swear!!! come on, i'll give you guys stuff! stuff....stuff like, uh...i'll buy you more pop tarts!!
ishida: you cant bribe us with anything, this is about more than pop tarts this time! its about honor!...the honor of pop tarts!!!
urahara: um, ishida, thats gay. you got your gun, chad?
chad: yeah.
urahara: heh, heh, point it at him, and say "hasta la vista, baby!"
chad: hell no!
urahara: then do like scarface and go "say hello to my little friend!"
chad: no!
urahara: "prepare to meet your maker"?
chad: you watch way too many movies!
ishida: oh for crying out loud, give me that damn gun! i'll do it myself!
chad: but i wanted to shoot him!
orihime: and i wanted to beat him with a stick!
urahara: i wanted to boil him!
ichigo: i wanted to live!
ishida: for heavens sake, lets just kill him already!!!
orihime: i wanna do it!
urahara: no, give me the gun!
chad: you guys promised i could!
ishida: this whole thing was my idea, i should kill him!
(all argue over who should kill him, meanwhile ichigo slips away)
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2020/Bleach%2020_153.jpg
chad: he's gone! no fair, i wanted to shoot him!
ishida: dammit, urahara, this is your fault!
chad: yeah, im gonna shoot you!
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2020/Bleach%2020_124.jpg
urahara: uhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm...(runs away)
orihime: get him, chad!

[bbnflpn]

ahahaha, i love the conclusion that was great.

[Neko Rae]

lol. that was one of the funniest yet. I'll try making some soon

[Kalashnikov]

Crimz yours are AWESOME -

really they are so funny -
i might try to do some later ^^

[CrimzonLogic]

another product of my boredom:
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k306/CrimzonLogic/whaaaaaacheetah.jpg?t=1169771652
ichigo: OMG!!! YORUICHI-SAN TURNED INTO A CHEETAH!?!?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?

[Decado]

Crimz yours are AWESOME -

really they are so funny -
\o/


*sees Crimzon's usertitle*

whoa wait....... ur a girl? =O
i din know ^^"

[CrimzonLogic]

\o/


*sees Crimzon's usertitle*

whoa wait....... ur a girl? =O
i din know ^^"

lol its kinda funny how if you dont have "girl" or "lady" or something like that in your username people automaticaly think your a guy.

btw i have a soul in each arm, one in each leg, one in my jaw, one in my heart, and one in my stomache. the souls work together to try to get me in trouble a lot, sometimes they even try to kill me so they can go free and find a new vessel. so if i ever kick or bite or punch anyone or have a heart attackor puke, its not me, its the souls!

[Decado]

lol

well just not that. "CrimzonLogic" itself i guess...and that fact that u have "b!tch"in yor ava - tho now that i see it in a diff light, you are the girl in that (ururu or watever =P)

for so long i thought u were a guy. i feel stupid now XD bah, s'ok =P

[blah]

Ahahahhahahahahhahaa!
nice ones, crimz. I'm sorry, too. I fell into classic forums stereotype and assumes you were a guy also. tee hee.

Anyway, here's how I escaped from the old folks home
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23250&g2_serialNumber=1
Kyoraku: Good news, blah! Someone has agreed to vouch for your release...what are you doing?
Blah: They're onto us, Yama! Cheeze it!!
Yama: You'll never catch us alive, fag-pies!! WEEEEEHOOOOOO!!!
Ukitake: SENSEI!! Put your shirt back on! You'll catch a cold!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23252&g2_serialNumber=1
Kenpachi: My senseless-slaughter sense is tingling!
Yumichika: Hiya, captain!
Kenpachi: Oh, it's just you. My senses are getting dull...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23256&g2_serialNumber=1
Yumichika: Leik OMG I saw the cuteset lil' puppy who winked at me!
Kenpachi:...Guess my senses ain't dull after all.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23258&g2_serialNumber=1
Yumichika: THAT'S IT!!! I'm getting sick and tired of people questioning my manliness...
Ikkaku:...actually, they're questioning your sexuality more than they question your manli...
Yumichika:...NONETHELESS, can a girly man have this radiant, glowing manly forest of chest hair?!
Ikkaku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! My eyes, my precious eyes!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=35199&g2_serialNumber=1
Matsumoto: Oh, Yumichika, you do go on!
Orihime: tee hee <3
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25912&g2_serialNumber=1
Ishida: WHY?!?! Why do they admire HIM and dare to call ME an EMO?!?!! It must be those fa~bulous hair antennas! I must have them!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=25914&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: Orihime, I must tell you how much I love YOU're not Orihime!
Red-head guy: I can be whoever you want me to be for 20 bucks.
Ichigo:.....20 bucks, huh?
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21614&g2_serialNumber=1
Ganjyu:....What's wrong, hana'?
Hanatarou:.......I just had a horrible glimpe of an alternate reality where people didn't eat red-heads!
Ganjyu: That's red-head defficiency talking. C'mon I'll cook this sucka cajun style!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21620&g2_serialNumber=1
Ganjyu: Gimme more spices!
Ichigo (gets the spices in his nose): AAA~~AAAAchoooooooooooooooo!!!
Hanatarou: Quit it, Ganjyu. He'll be too spicy for me.
Ganjyu: Quiet, you! This is good fer ya!

[Decado]

Ichigo:.....20 bucks, huh?
love the pause! XD

lmao, another good batch blah

[CrimzonLogic]

lol
well just not that. "CrimzonLogic" itself i guess...and that fact that u have "b!tch"in yor ava - tho now that i see it in a diff light, you are the girl in that (ururu or watever =P)
for so long i thought u were a guy. i feel stupid now XD bah, s'ok =P
Ahahahhahahahahhahaa!
nice ones, crimz. I'm sorry, too. I fell into classic forums stereotype and assumes you were a guy also. tee hee.

yeah i fooled you all! dammit!!!

1
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2011/Bleach%2011_030.jpg
keigo: omg that stinks!
guyinwindow: hey come on you guys my farts arent that bad!

2
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2011/Bleach%2011_084.jpg
ichigo: hey, what are you doing, rukia?
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2011/Bleach%2011_085.jpg
rukia: oh, uh, bad news....you cant return to your body anymore, cause, uh...i kinda stabbed it, so its, uh, kinda dead...sorry.
ichigo: oh well, these things happen!

hmm ive been a lot less busy lately than i thought id be. :headbang
im gonna go take a nap.

[blah]

hahahhaha! Ichigo is seriously easy-going!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21622&g2_serialNumber=1
Kira: *licks lips* What a tasty redhead!
Momo: NO, KIRA! Resist the temptations! This is Byakuya's private preserve!
Kira: C'mon! Just one lick! You know you want to!!!
Momo: Aww...ALL RIGHT! I can't take it anymore!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21624&g2_serialNumber=1
Byakuya: 0_0 :mad: What did you do with my red-head? I was saving him for Rukia's bitrthday party!
Kira (Talking with a full mouth): Soffy! Fe no mean fo eaf fim *Means: Sorry! we no mean to eat him*
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21630&g2_serialNumber=1
Momo: I WAS FRAMED, DAMMIT!!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21632&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichimaru: Psst! The red-head shortage is about to end!
Aizen: SWEET!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=21652&g2_serialNumber=1
Guard: Duuuuh...I've been told not to let you in...
Momo: JUST ONE MORE TASTE, DAMMIT!!!

Meanwhile...
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=29873&g2_serialNumber=1
Kyoraku (sleep-talking):Ohh, Kurotsuchi, that doesn't go there...tee hee...
Kurotsuchi: Wha...? *lots of sweat*
Kyoraku: Oh, Nemu...
Kurotsuchi: Oh, he's just dreaming a dirty dream about my daughter, that's all....waitaminnit :mad:
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Kurotsuchi: And that's how I defended your honour. And when I say "defended" I mean "mock"; and when I say "honour", I mean "ugliness"!
Nemu:....

[CrimzonLogic]

i just took a nap so i could stay up late and do whatever i want cause thats what i do on fridays, then i realized: ITS THURSDAY!!!:sad i messed up my brain-clock for nothing!! grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_144.jpg
(crash noise)
chad: ow, did i just get hit by a bike?...
http://bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2012/Bleach%2012_181.jpg
karin: what the hell, you smashed my bike! youre gonna pay for it!
chad:........................me no speakas english.

[Nubaa]

lol its kinda funny how if you dont have "girl" or "lady" or something like that in your username people automaticaly think your a guy.
gurlz on teh interwebz?!? liek no way!

[bbnflpn]

dont feel to bad every one thinks im a guy.

even though if you actually speak my name it is pronounced

boob'n flopp'n (boobin floppin) the rare anticent swedish disease of floppy boobs. its a name i have had for years, my mom christenend me this. and it has stuck since i was 12.

[blah]

:Haha
Yeah, I'm sorry.

http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20952&g2_serialNumber=1
Ganjyu: I don't wanna alarm you. But this sand taste like...sand!
Ichigo: That's it! I'm choosing where we eat next time!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22246&g2_serialNumber=1
Rukia: OooooOOOOOGhh! Tummy ache!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22248&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: I'm batman!
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20098&g2_serialNumber=1
Jinta: *snort* You're not Batman!
Ururu: Yeah. Batman is 10-foot tall and shoots Bats out of his eye sockets.
http://gallery.bleach7.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=22256&g2_serialNumber=1
Ichigo: Shut up you little snot-faced pieces of snot!

Five Minutes Later....
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Ichigo: What?! How did I get in here?
Ganjyu: Yeah, Kurotsuchi, I got you a fresh body. Oh, Crap! He's still alive! Gimme five more minutes.

[MetroidManiac]

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Ichigo:Lol, Red versus blue.
Kayia: Shut the hell up. We need to finish are slow; drawnout battle, where we dont actually hit each other.
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Check it out. Im a quincy.
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Seargent Mop-head, reporting for duty. sir!
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My spidey senses are tingling...

[dragoneyes001]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c58/dragoneyes001/DB_Bleach_94_FD1628C1.jpg
"you sure look cute with that afro. lets go to my place!"

[Mitsuketa]

Oh, I loved those. they were so funny. This thread looks awesome

[Xalala]

this thread just keeps gettin better and better :Haha

[Mowg]

Ichigo versus Byakuya (Episodes 54 to what seems like a lifetime)
In a Nutshell

Three blocks emerge and lift Rukia to the top of the execution cross

Ohmaeda: Holy crap it's Jesus!

Soi Fong: Pipe down idiot, that's Rukia

The Soukyoku's blade transoforms

Yamamoto: Ki-KOOORRRRR! The true form of the Soukyoku's blade... is actually the summon "Phoenix" from Final Fantasy VII

Unohana: (And here I was thinking Phoenix originated from Egyptian mythology)

The blade is just fractions away from killing Rukia

Rukia: Man, I couldn't even get laid...

Suddenly, Ichigo appears out of nowhere and deflects the blade

Ichigo Fanboy (In the real world): ZOMG This is so extreme I'm gonna ugh.. cream.. my... pants!

Back to Bleach World

Rukia: Ichigo! You saved me in the nick of time! BakBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka

Ichigo: That's right, and I even had time to change clothes into this cape, just to look more badass in front of the fanboys watching.

Soi Fong: ZOMG He deflected the destructive power equivalent to 1,000,000 soul slayers, WITH JUST ONE SOUL SLAYER! Either the writers of bleach have gone way over their heads with this one or Yamamoto really likes to exaggerate about the blade of the Soukyoku.

Suddenly Kyouraku and Ukitake decide to destroy Soukyoku whilst Ichigo destroys the cross of Soukyoku.

Yamamoto: Don't mind us captains, we'll just stand and watch as you destroy our monument

Kaboom!

Suddenly, after the monuments have been destroyed, the Captains actually begin to get off their lazy arses and do something about it. Fastforward the boring bits.

Ichigo: So, 3 lieutenants versus me.

Cue music with the midi drums, cheesy guitar solo and a black lady singing

Ichigo: Hmmm strange, whenever I'm about to kick immense ass that music always seems to appear...

Yamamoto's vice captain: Please make our fight last a suitable amount of time, this is the only screen time I'm getting in the whole anime. People don't even know my na-

Suddenly Ichigo swiftly knocks out all three lieutenants.

Ichigo: Who's next?

Suddenly Byakuya appears and faces Ichigo.

Ichigo: Wow! How fortunate, the only captain to face me out of the lot is the one I've been training for, for 30 episodes.

Byakuya: This ends, now...

[TO BE CONTINUED]

Bleach fan watches their next downloaded episode (Ep. 55)

Bleach Fan: AAACCK WHY MUST THEY DO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO SEE NO CRAPPY SOI FONG VS CAT CHICK BATTLE! SHOW ME THE REAL SHIZZLE, ARGH!

28 episodes of of a battle no one cares about (Soi Fong vs Yoruichi) later

Ichigo: Wtf is up with your pink aura, what are you some kind of pansy?

Byakuya: I will kill you.

The battle heatens as both Ichigo and Byakuya clash swords. Blow after blow they suddenly both jump back as if taking a break...

Byakuya: At this point I'm going to talk about how much your skills have improved but in a condescending manner. Then I'm going to mention how it still isn't enough to beat me, cos I'm really strong and bad ass.

Ichigo: Yeah? Well I will then reply by letting you know that I'm not actually using my full power, as I'm mere