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Lust
06-08-2007, 05:43 PM
lol nice caption guys XD
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20128%20-%20Large%2021.jpg
hitsugaya:do that in a bed sheez....
matsumoto:aww but we just getting starting :(

Pyramus
06-08-2007, 08:17 PM
hehe! Great captions guys!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-128-Large21.jpg
Tour guide: And here we have a lovely exibet of a 20th century shopkeeper... what the bludy hell is happening here?
Matsumoto: Oh umm, hey, me and Larry here were just ... aww screw it! we were havin sex! there, you happy?
Tour guide: umm... You do know hes made of plastic right?
matsumoto: ohhh.... so thats why he was so shy...

blah
06-08-2007, 11:12 PM
Hahaha!
Lucky plastic Larry!
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/1177043558036.jpg
Yumichika: Hold still, DAMMIT!!
Ikkaku: *sigh* The things I sacrafice for beauty...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku:...Well, no matter! When girls look at those painted eyebrows they will be like "Oh, Ikkaku you're so manly and hot and tottally NOT gay!" And I'll be like "Yeah, baby" and they'll be like "Dip your head in oil and scrub it all over our bodies tee-hee"...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_11521.jpg
Rangiku: Hey, sexy hunk of Ikka... HAHHAHAHAA!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry I just can't do it HAhahahaha!!
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20127%20-%20Large%2027.jpg
Yammi (Straight from the manga): I wish our bodies were like your eyes, and they'd regenerate automatically.
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s66/Vladinia/bleach_115_06.jpg
Aizen: Sorry, dude. It was either "Iron Skin" or "Healing Factor". And that BASTARD Hohenhiem took all the Healing Factor for his homunclusessessess...
Ulquiorra:... I think You mean "Homuncli".
Aizen:....YOU MADE THE LIST, BUDDY!

Pyramus
06-09-2007, 09:44 AM
Has anyone else noticed how ikkaus head, is the same size and shape, as matsumotos boobs?

sniperz
06-09-2007, 04:12 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/IkkaYumi/Bleach_11521.jpg
Matsumoto: introducing the future manly boy with the head of an actual boobs!
Ikakku: stop laughing already!!~ *shines*

Pyramus
06-10-2007, 12:53 PM
Hello everyone! Some of you may or may not remember that i did a 3 part story in this thread! It dosnt have a name, but i enjoyed doing it so much, that i came up with another on! This one is called, "Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy!" I hope you like it, and look out for part 2 and 3!

Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy! Part 1 of 3!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku: Hehe! So many of you have been making fun of me the last few days, saying that i wear make up and and that me head looks like Matsumotos boob! Its time for some payback! First up, Ichigo will die!
Ichigo: What? What did i do?
Ikkaku: umm... *Looks through a list* you.... slept with my sister!
*Wham!!!!*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-128-Large02.jpg
Ichigo: Oww! Goddammit! If it wasnt for this mask, i would have been toast!
Ikkaku: damm that mask, lets try this again!
*Wham!!!*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-126-Large17.jpg
Ichigo: OOOOFFF! That hurt! My visions fading, i dont think im gonna make it! Pyramus, help me....

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: Umm... yea sure, il help you, just let me go to my car and get my gun... *Runs off*
Ichigo: Pyramus you bastard! Vaizardmaster, what about you?

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image.gif
VM: Id love to help buddy, but im watching porn! Try Blah or someone! *turns back to tv screen* come on baby, take it off, there you go!
Ichigo: Oh well, 3rd time lucky! hey Blah, beat up Ikkaku for me ok?

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image-1.gif
Blah: Deal! Hey Ikkau, over here you big headed boob!
Ikkau: Oooh! Now its on!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach24.jpg
Announcer: Will Blah beat Ikkau and save Ichigo? Will Pyramus stop being a coward and get into the fight, and will Vaizardmaster stop watching porn? Find out in the next episode of, "Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy!"

sniperz
06-10-2007, 01:28 PM
Pyramus: i been pwned by sniperz!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-126-Large17.jpg
Ichigo: great deal of ownage!

blah
06-10-2007, 01:29 PM
hehhe, I love continued stories!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Hitsuintrouble.png
Matsumoto: We are very disappointed in you, young man!
Hitsu: Tch, wevver. (means "whatever", you slang deficient oldies!)
Matsumoto: Don't pick that tone with me, young man! I have half a mind to send you to military school!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/shinigamigang.png
Matsumoto: Hey, back me up here, Ikkaku...Have you been staring at my boobs this whole time?!!!
Ikkaku: Dang! Time, Yumichika.
Yumichika: 4 minutes and 52 seconds.
Ikkaku: DAMN! I almost beat the record in "Stare at Matsumoto's chest the longest"!
Yumichika: You weren't even close, dude.

Pyramus
06-10-2007, 01:51 PM
hehe! Great one Blah! Those 4 realy do work like a family! Matsumoto = Mum Ikkaku = Dad Yumichika = Big gay brother Hitsugaya = litle bro!

Edgey
06-10-2007, 04:32 PM
@pyramus: I will never stop watching porn! It keeps my sanity!

Pyramus
06-10-2007, 04:47 PM
You know what keeps my sanity? apart from Porn and Bleach, its fresh air! Have a go at that! It might burn you at first, cuase your not use to it, but give it time, it will eventurly help you live!

sniperz
06-11-2007, 02:35 PM
OMG porn freaks +) stop that! want me to vaizard Ichigo u all? X_X

Edgey
06-11-2007, 09:21 PM
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1181592582
Me: Hmm, I that your idea about fresh air Pyramus, but I will test it first, hey Mashiru, go outside for amin ok?
Mashiru: OK =3
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20127%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Mashiro: OMG IT BURNS!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!
Kensei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don't die on me!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1181592582
Me: This has been a public service annoucement on the effects of global warming and I feel I should remind you that no anime character was hurt in the making of this caption and remember, global warming affects everyone, don't be a dick...

Pyramus
06-12-2007, 08:07 AM
don't be a dick...


To late dude!lol!

Lust
06-12-2007, 01:41 PM
lawl nice caption ppl XD

Miyagi Rikku
06-12-2007, 09:05 PM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20127%20-%20Large%2030.jpg

Aizen: So, do you really think I am purty? (purty=pretty)

Pyramus
06-12-2007, 09:58 PM
Hmm... very weird, for a moment, random words in my ikkau caption were highlighted yellow! Did anyone else see that?

Edgey
06-13-2007, 11:14 AM
Hmm... very weird, for a moment, random words in my ikkau caption were highlighted yellow! Did anyone else see that?
Nope, maybe your eyeballs are rebelling against you or something?

Pyramus
06-13-2007, 04:43 PM
But ive seen it happen in other thread as well! Not my posts but sumone elses!

Edgey
06-13-2007, 07:28 PM
Oh I figured it out! It's when you use search, the word you searched for comes up in bold yellow letters on peoples threads and individual posts.

Pyramus
06-13-2007, 07:34 PM
Oh yea! What do u know! I guess u learn a litle every day!

Mikado
06-13-2007, 08:14 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Onoes! die111irockorxfullpoer charfgeloel y araly edeal bankaaaaai11!!!111!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-126-Large17.jpg
Can't fight.. Ikkaku's idiotic.. baldness!




No offence for bald people :P

XeroRecoil
06-14-2007, 07:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/firebugj316/bleach_rukia_ichigo_450.jpg
Hah that one is funny.

Pyramus
06-14-2007, 08:41 PM
Here it is people! Part 2! "Finally!" I hear you say! You ungrateful little ingrates! lol! But anyway here it is!

Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy! Part 2 of 3!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image-1.gif
Blah: Come on then baldy! Get me if you can!
Ikkaku: Ooo! Now its on biatch!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku: Im gonna release a world of pain on your sorry little ass!
Blah: What? No one said anything about pain! Cya Ichigo!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-126-Large17.jpg
Ichigo: Dammit! Why wont anyone help me/ And why am i still falling, shouldent i have hit the ground yet?
Pyramus: Cuase im making this caption, so i decide who hits the ground and who dosent!
Ichigo: Hey1 if your here, then join in the fight!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: ok then! *Punches Ikkaku*
Ikkaku: Oooof! Hey! That hurt! Now im gonna go all out! SUPER KILLING FRENZY!!!!!!! YAHHHHHH!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/059.jpg
Ikkaku: Watch out orihime, im gonna kill you!
Orihime: What? and i still coulda held out for a bigger cup size! *Ikkaku slashes, Orihime dies* EGHHH!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/008.jpg
Rengi: Wow! Its such a nice day to be out here! Im so glad that i didnt wear any kind of protective garments, that might a sword from slashing me but.... *Ikkaku slahes, Rengi dies*
Ikkaku: Haha! take that gayboy!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/10lp8.jpg
Yes! Im back in action! Stop ikkaku! Im going to fight you now! Prepare to die!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Just try it... buddy!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach24.jpg
Announcer: Will Ichigo defeat Ikkaku and bring peace to the caption thread? Will Pyramus help ichigo in this final battle? And will we see ViazardMaster in the next part, or will he be watching porn? Find out in the conclusion of "Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy!"

Miyagi Rikku
06-14-2007, 09:20 PM
wow awesome awesome XD *claps* cant wait for next

Pyramus
06-14-2007, 09:27 PM
hehe! Part 3 will be along shortly! But first, i need to think up a storyline! Hmm....

Miyagi Rikku
06-14-2007, 09:27 PM
rofl but why did you kill orihime T_T i love orihime XD

Pyramus
06-14-2007, 09:33 PM
meh, i couldnt remember the other characters names! lol! Al i could remember was Rengi and orihime!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image.pngMiyagi: Nooo! orihime! Dont die! I love you!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/059.jpg
Orihime; Ahha! Dont fear Miyagi! I will never die! pyramus will never ever kill me off!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: Dammit! Why wont you die!
Orihime: Cuase my poiwer level is over 9000!

Miyagi Rikku
06-14-2007, 09:40 PM
rofl just so you know XD lol my avatar is orihime XD

Pyramus
06-14-2007, 09:42 PM
LMAO! I just noticed! i just thought it was some other drugged up looking anime character! lol! No offense to yur ave, but orihime olooks like shes on a drug trip!

Miyagi Rikku
06-14-2007, 09:56 PM
blame the DA artist XD

Pyramus
06-14-2007, 09:59 PM
lol! so where is everyone else on this thread? comon people, communucate with us!

Lust
06-15-2007, 11:28 AM
lawl not bad,the caption is great XD

Ichigo Inner Hollow
06-15-2007, 05:51 PM
hey...i'll join

WhyteDragon
06-15-2007, 06:14 PM
lmao!!! omg that was so f*n funny.

Pyramus
06-15-2007, 06:40 PM
@ IIH, its not really a joining thing, its more of a doing thing! have a go, see if you wanna be a regular on here! :) same goes for whytedragon!

Edgey
06-15-2007, 06:51 PM
HAHA! very funny Pyramus, i was wondering why I wasn;t in part 2 but then I remembered that i died and i became a self-appointed shinigami =-)

WhyteDragon
06-15-2007, 07:02 PM
I don't think I can do it just yet...

Talk about putting the spot light on one...

Pyramus
06-15-2007, 07:12 PM
I don't think I can do it just yet...

Talk about putting the spot light on one...


In my experience, peer presure is the best form of pressure! I think u can think up sumin good! just look at any Bleach image, and see if you can do anything with it! When i first started this stuff, i was really nervos that people would hate it and stuff! but everyone here is real nice and wont rip you apart! lol!

rukia2011
06-15-2007, 09:47 PM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s307/Renjiro_Chiyo/Bleach/b_r_r_k_m_i_h_m.jpghttp://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s211/puppy_pup1/thth111.gif

Pyramus
06-15-2007, 09:51 PM
ummm... its a funny pic, but the point of this thread is to put words under the pic! :) look back a few pages to see an example!

Edgey
06-15-2007, 10:16 PM
OK It's caption time!

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s307/Renjiro_Chiyo/Bleach/b_r_r_k_m_i_h_m.jpg
A typical day at Shinigami art class...
Hitsugaya: Yeah dude! My pics rule! Beat that Hinamooooo....never mind -.-
Hinamori: what was that Whitey-chan =3
Meanwhile...
Byakuya: And you add a little bit here...and then here..and put some extra cuteness here...
Renji: Dude, what the hell are you drawing!!!
Byakuya: It's a rabbit...Duh!
Rukia: Dam, I wish I could draw that good...
Meanwhile yet again...
Kiba (sorry if i got hos name wrong): You see Matsumo, All you need to do is...Hey! what the f**k are you drawing Ichimaru!!
Ichimaru: It's your mom, she's pr0n star! LOL.
Kiba: That's it! I'm telling that your gay for Matsumo!
Matsumo: Gay for me??? 0.o

Hope you like!

Pyramus
06-15-2007, 10:22 PM
hehehe! Very good VM! heres a cookie! *gives cookie*

Lust
06-16-2007, 03:50 PM
gin is ghey~

bbnflpn
06-16-2007, 05:29 PM
im here i been reading along this whole time, and loving the captions, i just dont have anything constructive to say to the conversation that often so rather than takeing the thread off track (as i am known to do) i just dont say anything at all.

im not good at makeing captions so i leave that to you guys.

blah
06-16-2007, 06:51 PM
Hahhahaa!!!
Awesome stuff eveybody!! Sorry, I havn't posted anything in a while. I'm trying to find a good site to get screenshots from.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u17/brenda_chan107/RenjisBankaiForm.jpg
Renji: Now, with my Bankai, I shall dest....
Zabimaru: I am biting your head! I am biting your head!
Renji: DUDE! SERIOUSLY, can't you be serious for 5 seconds?
Zabimaru: .....
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/zabistupid.png
*suspenders snap*
Zabimaru: ...How long was that?
Renji: ARGHH!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/matsumoto.png
Matsumoto: Shopping is fun!! Don't you think so, Grimmy? Grimmy?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Grimmemo.png
Grimm: She left me at home again. It's like she doesn't like me anymore. *sniff, kick air*
Gin: Oh, there, there. Wanna wowwie pop?
Grimm:....ok..

5 seconds later
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u280/bleached45/1_4-6.gif
Grimm: $#%@ you $#%@ you $#%@ you Nyahahahhahaahah$#%@ahahahhaa!!!
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w93/rageth410/Aizen.jpg
Aizen: Ok, who gave Grimmjaw candy? The serious flaw in the C-G.R.O.W.L556 model is the instability of the mind when ingesting sweets. I wanted to somehow use that flaw to my advantage...
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb168/Killer_1191/Ulquiorra_mugshot.jpg
Ulquiorra: Seriously? How?
Aizen: I'm glad you asked, model T_E.M.O712...
Ulquiorra: *thinking* T_E.M.O712?? WTF?
Aizen: Tousen, roll film!
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t248/I_Love_Sasuke16/BleachHungryYachiru.gif
Aizen, commentary: You see here how this diabolical instrument of destruction, codenamed "Yachiru", is halted in her path of chaos by a simple giant dessert thingie! If our own instrument of destruction, codename "Grimmjaw", were to devour that candy before her, we would have two rabid engines of destruction set upon Soul Society!!! HAHAHAAHAA!

Miyagi Rikku
06-16-2007, 07:38 PM
^ ROFFL best caption XD

Kalashnikov
06-16-2007, 07:41 PM
Blah your last captions are HILARIOUS ! XD

vivz178
06-16-2007, 07:52 PM
HAHAHA i love the one with the grimmjaw!! these things are funn XDDD

Edgey
06-16-2007, 09:33 PM
Once again, blah has done it!

Sunako_chan
06-16-2007, 11:40 PM
Blah, if you're looking for screenshots, have you tried animegalleries.net (http://www.animegalleries.net/category/87)? I found it a while back, they have tons of pictures. Mostly screenshots, some manga.

Pyramus
06-16-2007, 11:42 PM
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe! thats all i can say at the moment!

Lust
06-17-2007, 02:07 AM
lawl nice one blah XD

blah
06-17-2007, 05:00 AM
Yay! Thanx for the link, Sunako-chan! +rep!!
EDIT: CRAP!! That's weird, I saw those pics here yesterday. I'm pretty sure they worked!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_nanao0036.jpg
Nanao: I don't think it's serious, but my hand been like this since last week. What do you think, Dr. Renji?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_renji0281.jpg
*Nanao's hand zaps Dr.Renji*
Renji: MADRE DE DIOS!!!
Nanao: So what do you prescribe, doctor?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_renji0019.jpg
Renji: FIRE! And lots of it!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_nanao0000.jpg
Nanao: That's your answer to everything!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_kenpachi0145.jpg
Zarakai: hey, it worked for me! I no longer have the urge to murder Celine Dion. Wait....I love Celine Dion! I didn't want to kill her in the first place!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_nanao0002.jpg
Kyoraku (in a deep, 70's guy voice): Forget that honkey, Foxy lady. What you need is a dose of the love doctor Kyoraku.
*Crappy 70's porn BG music*
Nanao: WTF?!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_ichigo0020.jpg
Ichigo: Ok, Chad. I'm sorry I made fun of your Sailor moon chibi plush collection. They are obviously very cute and are a national treasure.
Chad: ^_^ yay!! Now say it in Spanish!
Ichigo: C'mon, dude!! SNAP MY NECK BACK?!!! PLEASE?!! i can't feel my legs...

Miyagi Rikku
06-17-2007, 05:20 AM
Pics not working blah!

Lust
06-17-2007, 08:24 AM
oh fack i forgot to tell you ppl that those wanna use the pic from animegalley...must go resize it without resizing its the size...in imageshack..since that forum put something in da pic till ya cant hotlink it...

Edgey
06-17-2007, 12:40 PM
NO! Not Chiyo-chan!!!! You bad person! *slaps blah*

blah
06-17-2007, 02:23 PM
OW! Stop that, VM! There, I hosted the pics on my photobucket account.

sniperz
06-17-2007, 02:33 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/bleach_renji0281.jpg
Renji: i'm being shoukatshuied!!! X D @_@!~
Ichigo: he needs some mental pills :X~

Lust
06-17-2007, 02:40 PM
ah now i cn see the pic blah lol ice caption guys!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinigami_%28Bleach%29
zaraki:tough guys dont cry when they been slash instead they laugh like a maniac ahahahahah

suzumehime
06-17-2007, 02:40 PM
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2443/bleachnanao0036fs6.jpg
nanao: hmmm... I should have used a stronger soap.

Edgey
06-17-2007, 02:55 PM
Thank you for that blah, the Chiyo-chan Protection Agency will bother you no more!

And very nice captions ppl =-)

Sunako_chan
06-17-2007, 03:09 PM
First try, be nice, please!
.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_nanao0012.jpg
*thinking* Too bad I can't do Senbonzakura... I could finish that lazy idiot off for good! Oh, well, that poison I put in his sake should do the trick...
.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_rukia0308.jpg
Rukia: *deep breath* Hel-*zap* He-*zap* HE-*ZAP*
Guy off-screen: Man, that shock collar really works! We should've done this ages ago!
.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_shinigami0401.jpg
Ken-chan: Psst! Ichigo!... Your shoe's untied.

Pie <3
06-17-2007, 03:18 PM
The Zaraki and Ichigo one was brilliant , Sunako.

Edgey
06-17-2007, 03:18 PM
Very good first try Sunako_chan, LOl the one about Rukia's shock collar made me laugh and so did the Ichigo's shoelace one, even though they all wear sandals, but i suppose that's part of the funny =-)

Pyramus
06-17-2007, 03:38 PM
Hahaha! ver good sanako! Welcome to the caption family!

blah
06-17-2007, 04:42 PM
Hahhaha! Very funny, eveybody! Awesome caption, Sunako-chan!
I found another website Animestock (http://www.animestocks.com/gallery.php/category/Bleach). I hope Chiyo-chan doesn't make VM slap me again. The pic show up on the preview box of theadvanced reply page.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hirako%20Shinji/hirako_11_animestocks[com].jpg
Shinji: See? I'm not gay! This is my girlfriend. I do stuff to her and whatnot. So...yeah......I like boobies.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hirako%20Shinji/hirako_12_animestocks[com].jpg
Ichigo: Let's go to the bathroom, shinji.
Shinji: Dammit, Ichigo! I almost had them believe it!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_024_animestocks[com].jpg
Rukia: Dreams do come true. teeheehee.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_021_animestocks[com].jpg
Rukia: Since Ichigo and Shinji will provide today's..."entertainment" :winking56... I should cancel the services of Sasuke and Naruto...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_097_animestocks[com].jpg
Naruto, on the phone: :mad:you don't cancel me you...*angry gibberish* :madfire: I'll cancel you *:angry: Angry*
*Rukia puts phone on the floor*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_102_animestocks[com].jpg
*Naruto is still shouting on the phone*
Nrauto: :madfire::madfire::madfire:
Rukia: Kon, go hang up on him.
Kon: You hang up! He scares me!

Pyramus
06-17-2007, 04:57 PM
These are just too funny! And by the way, Ikkakus wild killing frenzy will be up soon, so hold on! I hear theres a return of VM!

Ichigo Inner Hollow
06-17-2007, 05:02 PM
:eek13: whats with the pic

blah
06-17-2007, 06:28 PM
why? what's wrong with them?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_41_animestocks[com].jpg
Urahara: I just made a startling discovery! We are just a cartoon show! A @#$%ing cartoon show!!
Yoruichi: You're crazy, Kisuke.
Urahara: I'll prove it! Let's say I cut open Ichigo here.
Ichigo: o_O WHat??!?!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_14_animestocks[com].jpg
Urahara: Now, I'll just turn around and wait for Ichigo to pop right back up!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_28_animestocks[com].jpg
Urahara:.......Aaa~aany minute now.....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_06_animestocks[com].jpg
Urahara: Dude, get up! I ain't bulls4!ttin' around!

Ten years of miraculous and unethical surgeries later
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_23_animestocks[com].jpg
Urahara: See? He popped right back up! Joy!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_24_animestocks[com].jpg
Ichigo: POP THIS RIGHT BACK UP!!
Urahara: Owie!

Pyramus
06-17-2007, 06:42 PM
:eek13: whats with the pic


Well, you see, in the bleach caption thread, you take a Picture and you put a funny line under it! Read the 1st post! i rest my case! *Closes breifcase and walks off*

Setsuna Ai
06-17-2007, 06:43 PM
here's a very perverted one.. well not really


http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2968/bleachrenichi0001ca2.jpg
Ichigo: hey Renji..I forgot to tell you something last night
Renji: *gasp*

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6647/bleachrenichi0037ve6.jpg
Ichigo:... I have syphilis. ..
Renji: WHAAAAAAT

here's one of urahara

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5236/bleachurahara0076kt5.jpg
*tries to do Kira impersonation in the 1st Death Note Opening*

CrimzonLogic
06-17-2007, 09:16 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hollows/hollow_00.jpg
ichigo: so thats what cousin it's face really looks like!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_036.jpg
ishida: get in the damn bedroom! you promised me!
ichigo: i said no such thing!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_153.jpg
ganju: let me feed you!
ichigo: no, i'm gonna feed you!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ishida%20Uuryu/ishida_70_animestocks[com].jpg
ichigo: i, uh, nothing! just stealing your wallet!
ishida: i dont keep my wallet in my buttcrack!!!

silverwolf801
06-17-2007, 09:20 PM
hahahhahah rape

Pyramus
06-17-2007, 09:31 PM
lol! Awsome, lol funny! I cried, i laughed, i coughed! Its a joyes thing!

Sunako_chan
06-18-2007, 01:29 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_ichigo0631.jpg
Ichigo: ...Look at my boogie.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_ayasegawa0002.jpg
Ikkaku:...Huuh!?
.
.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_ichigo0401.jpg
Ichigo: Heheh... I have girl's undies on my head.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_ishida0094.jpg
Ishida: T.M.-F***in'-I, man! Take those off RIGHT NOW!
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa284/Sunako_chan_01/bleach_ishida0056.jpg
Ishida: ... Wait... Aren't those... mine?

blah
06-18-2007, 05:01 AM
Hahhahaa! Funny stuff, eveybody!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks[com]_048.jpg
Ichigo: Where's my fries, you bastard!! :mad:
Hanatarou: B-but you didn't order any fries...
Ichigo: You calling me a liar?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks[com]_046.jpg
Ichigo: Renji, kill this monkey.
Renji: You kill him, I killed a monkey last week.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks[com]_062.jpg
Renji: I don't know how to use this thing, so I'll just shoot it psychotically on bystanders.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks[com]_064.jpg
Renji: How did THIS happen??!?!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_25_animestocks[com].jpg
Guy: HOLY CRAP, IT'S GENE SIMMONS!

Pyramus
06-18-2007, 07:50 AM
Oh thank goodness! This thread is active again! Whoop!

Edgey
06-18-2007, 12:25 PM
Yay! I'm making a comeback!

OMg these captions are making me laugh so much, great job everybody!!!

Artemis
06-18-2007, 12:49 PM
Gene Simmons, lol

sniperz
06-18-2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_062.jpg
Renji: i played CS for 5 years! its time for real life shooting! chargee!!!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_25_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kenpachi: common nerds are jealous of me hawtness!
Passer-by: dam u!!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Urahara%20Kisuke/urahara_24_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Ichigo: elbow lock on the pimp!
Uruhara: owie!!

Lust
06-18-2007, 03:42 PM
omg the pimp got pawn!!! lawl XD

Edgey
06-18-2007, 05:15 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Bleach%20OVA%20-%20The%20Sealed%20Sword%20Frenzy/ova_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_062.jpg
Renji: Dam you Fashion Police! You won't take me alive! Die mutha f**kas!

Also, am I the only person to notice Renji's necklace 0.0

blah
06-18-2007, 05:35 PM
Hehhee
Nah, I heard the joke about his necklace before here (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showpost.php?p=1080239&postcount=416). Still funny though.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hanatarou,%204th%20Division,%207th%20Seat/hana_12_animestocks[com].jpg
Hanatarou: Oroooooooooo!!!
Ganjyu: AH-HAAAAAAAAA!! So You WERE hanging out with that troublemaker Kenshin! I'm gonna whup your ass!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hanatarou,%204th%20Division,%207th%20Seat/hana_31_animestocks[com].jpg
Hanatarou: This is a special attack I learned in Jail: Shank knife, I chose you!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hisagi%20Shuuhei,%209th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hisagi_shuuhei_12.jpg
Unohana: Tell me the plans of the Nuclear destroyer or we'll message your feet to death!
Hisagi: We already told you everything we know!
Kira: Please stop! My feet are not used to this state of nirvana!
Unohana: Very well, Use the relaxing message oil, minions. Let them die in luxury.
Hisagi & Kira: Noooooooooooooooooooo-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-Ooooooooooooooo!!!
Unohana: Nothing escapes the spa of death, Nyahahahahaaa!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hollows/hollow_05.jpg
Dying hollow: Arrrgghhh XP!!
Horse-faced hollow: haha!! You just got stabbed, n00b! Oh, damn. ARGHHH XP!

Pyramus
06-18-2007, 07:01 PM
Which episode was the foot rubbing pic from?

WhyteDragon
06-18-2007, 07:52 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20123/123_040_animestocks[com].jpg
Hiyori: I told you not to call me "Fang Face"!
Ichigo: It wasn't me!!! It was Shinji!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20122/bleach_122_animestocks[com].jpg
Shinji: "Nani???" Ooooooouch!!! Why you little...... Damn you.... Fang Face!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20112/59_animestocks[com].jpg
Hiyori: Really????

CrimzonLogic
06-19-2007, 12:07 AM
man i was sick for two freaken' weeks! i still dont know what i had! oh well, its gone now and im feelin' fine! im back in full stride, baby! and its hot outside, YAAAAAAAY!!! lets hear it for the sun!.....*cricket chirp*.....okay nevermind im just being weird, back to business!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Inoue%20Orihime/inoue_26_animestocks[com].jpg
inoue: im going to do it today! im gonna go hug kurosaki-kun and say i love you! nothing will prevent
me from doing so this time!
ishida: good luck with that.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_149.jpg
ichigo:*BAM*did i hit a wall? wait a sec, there wasnt a wall there!
inoue: ow my plastic surgery!
ichigo: holy crap the wall talks!.........it had plastic surgery?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ishida%20Uuryu/ishida_51_animestocks[com].jpg
inoue: kurosaki-kun thinks im a wall! im depressed now, i need alcohol and lots of it!
ishida: follow me i got some at my place!
(two minutes later)
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Inoue%20Orihime/inoue_21_animestocks[com].jpg
man that was some good booze! hey ishida-kun, youre a nice guy!
ishida: sweet shes drunk!(already?!?) i can take advantage of her!...............no i cant! how could
i? but i never get laid...but i cant! I WONT!!!...gah why must i be such a NERD?!
(meanwhile)
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_065_animestocks[com].jpg
grimjow: you have a nice ass!
ichigo:?!?!?!??!?!?

Sunako_chan
06-19-2007, 01:06 AM
lol. The sexual and not-so-sexual harassment continues, eh, mina? Glad you're feeling better, Crimz.

Sekei
06-19-2007, 04:43 AM
omfg!!!!! Two scenes in where it can go either way...but i am gonna feel sorry for ichigo though...lol XP

Pyramus
06-19-2007, 08:03 AM
hahhahaha! Its ncool how you found all the right pics to go exactgly with that story!

Lust
06-19-2007, 08:28 AM
rofl!!! ishida dont even do it!!! what a nerd XD

sniperz
06-19-2007, 11:55 AM
today's filler caption comes =D

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2006.jpg
hollow: u heard of house of the deads!! now u hear the House Of The Hollows! muahaha!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2010.jpg
Hyorinmaru: bzbzbzb zbzbzbzzz bzztttt (freeze my enemy with my butt freeze!)

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2003.jpg
Shouta: WOW! that looks like the beams shot by Cyclops in marvel super heroes!! awesome!
Matsumoto: omg yea!! im flying over near it to see its coolness! XD~

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%20Preview%2001.jpg
Music hollow: i see u +D let me play flutes! rap!! djs!! =d

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2002.jpg
Matsumoto: and when did even Pokemon arrives on our world?i thought thats impossible!!! tats RYDON but a defaced one @_@

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Hitsugaya: here little horned doggies!! papa has come to save u from ur grave!
Hollow: yipeee ya ye!

Sekei
06-19-2007, 12:15 PM
oh man...thats not right lol shiro-cahn callin his little dogies.

blah
06-19-2007, 02:35 PM
Hahhahaa! Funny stuff, eveybody!
Hahhaa! Grimm's sexual harrasment count is rising.
Which episode was the foot rubbing pic from?
I'm not sure, but I remember it was in the Shinigami Golden Cup thing.

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2002.jpg
Man: This is definitley not my day!
Matsumoto: Aw, hell.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_033.jpg
Kenpachi: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Kyouraku: If there is, I don't wanna know about it.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_025.jpg
Byakuya: Let's see... In these situations, a joke must be told to lighten the mood. It must be a witty observation of life on a universal scale.
Nanao: eh..Y-you don't have to do that, sir.
Byakuya: Nonesense! I must fit in with the rest of the clique... Ah-ha! I have one! Doesn't it irritate you when your butler brings you warm caviar? I mean, what is up with that?
Everybody: *uncomfortable* eh....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_010.jpg
Ichigo: We have captured the pimp's hat, O dark master. Please grant us immortality!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_011.jpg
Ishida: Who do you mean "we", mammal?
Orihime: "Mammal"? You're a lizard, too?

Lust
06-19-2007, 02:47 PM
lol ishida is not a mammal!!! and byakuya are not good with joke eithr XD

blah
06-19-2007, 04:28 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20120/bleach_13_animestocks-com.jpg
Ikkaku: Aaaaahhhh! So Breezy! <3 I love goin' commando!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20120/bleach_25_animestocks-com.jpg
Kenpachi: Dude, that is sick. Your skirt is too short for Commando operations! You better hide before the underwear inspector comes here!
Ikkaku: Wha..? The underwear inspector is just a dirty joke.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_154.jpg
Ichigo: Hello, I'm the underwear inspector.
Kenpachi: Oh, crap! Run, everybody!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20120/bleach_76_animestocks-com.jpg
Kon: I'm Kenpachi! blah blah blah! Do this, do that! blah blah bl*spits soul candy* Oh, crap!

Pyramus
06-19-2007, 07:07 PM
Here it is everyone! The final instalment of "Ikkakus wild killing frenzy!" Without further ado, lets go!

Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy! Part 3 of 3!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku: Ok ichigo, its time for a final showdown! Im gonna kill you and your entire family and then im gonna kill Pyramus as well!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: What did I do?
Ikkaku: You punched me!!! And you slept with my sister!
Pyramus; Well can you blame me? She is hawt! I love me some white meat!
Ikkaku: Ewww! Too far! Time to die! *ikkaku charges*YEEEAAAAHHHHH!

*Meanwhile*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image.gif
Viazard master: Oooh yea baby! take it off, you know you want to! *Crappy 70s porn music plays* Whoop! Those are some big ol juggs!!!
*Phone rings*
VM: Hello? Oh hi ichigo? What? Pyramus is getting pummeled my Ikkaku? And there are naked chicks watching? Im there!


*Meanwhile again*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/10lp8.jpg
Ichigo: Poor kid, if only i could help him, but i dont have the man power!
VM*out of breath*: Huff! Whease! Im here, now where are the naked chicks?
Ichigo: Oh umm..... about that? i kinda, lied to get you to come and help me fight Ikkaku!
VM: What? You mean i traveled half the world to get my asss kicked?
Ichigo:.... Yes.... is that a problem?


*Meanwhile yet again*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: OW! OW! OW! Stop that you bastard!
Ikkaku: hehe! Now its time to kill you!
Pyramus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is this the untimely end of Pyramus?

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/image-1.gif
Blah: No! Its is not! Ikkaku, put Pyramus down! Your fight is with me!
Ikkaku: What? Not Blah, the one person that i cant beat!
Blah: You betcha, now its time for the finale, BANKAI!!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Big_Explosion_2.jpg
Blah: Haha! the tables have turned!
Ikkaku: Noooo! Im melting! Bleugh! *Ikkaku dies*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/pyramusavazd6.png
Pyramus: Whoop! Its all over! Ikkaku's wild killing frenzy is over!
VM: Yay! And now back to porn!
Ichigo: Well, i didnt have to do much for this story, so everybody wins!
Blah: Yea! In the end, good will always triumph!

THE END!


There you go! Enjoy! I enjoyed making it!

WhyteDragon
06-19-2007, 08:30 PM
LMAO!!!! holy sh*it that was funny. I love the porn part with VM....

blah
06-20-2007, 02:59 AM
hehehe, I like the part where I went Nuclear XD
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_065_animestocks[com].jpg
Grimm: GrimmJaw owns your mamma's soul. And her Jammin' Boo-Tay!!!
Ichigo: T_T M-mommy?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_17_animestocks[com].jpg
Kenpachi: Hey, Kyoraku...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_02_animestocks[com].jpg
Kyoraku: Well, well, well...Look who's here. It's mister I-don't-need-alcohol-to-enjoy-life. We hate him, right fellas?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_025.jpg
Fellas:*groaning* yeah....mhhhmm...whua...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_25_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Get me a beer, Kyoraku.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_27_animestocks[com].jpg
Kyoraku: Hey, fellas, Kenpachi's back! Waaaa-hooooooooooooo!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_025.jpg
Fellas:*groaning* yeah....mhhhmm...whua...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_13_animestocks[com].jpg
Kyoraku:Isn't that great, Ukitake? *Cra~ack!!* What the hell was that?
Ukitake (Weakly): Oh, nothing...just my collar bones. I'll go and die quietly in the corner.

Pyramus
06-20-2007, 08:05 AM
hahahahahahaha! I loved the ukitake bones one! Hisd face went so well with the caption!

sniperz
06-20-2007, 12:43 PM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20129%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Hitsugaya: cute lil doggies with white masks +P here i come! i can ffeast on ur soul tonight!
Hollow dogs : owh mushi mushI? O.O

Lust
06-20-2007, 01:27 PM
lol great caption guys XD
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_13_animestocks[com].jpg
kyouraku:that bi4th is mine so step aside weakling
ukitake:Oh damn...i think he shatter all my bones

Edgey
06-20-2007, 01:37 PM
HaHa! Great ending Pyramus! Dam that Ichigo though, making things up like that, THAT AINT FUNNY!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_02_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kyoraku: Hey VM, I just got a great idea for a prank to pull on Ichigo.
VM: Lay it on me! heheheh...
Moments Later...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_154.jpg
Ichigo: Look VM, dude, I'm sorry for lying to you, here have this complementary shinigami chocolate badge.
VM: Wow thanks dude! I always wanted one of these, I almost feel sorry for what is going to happen to you...
Ichigo: what was that O good buddy of mine ^^
VM: Err, nothing, hey look! Here comes Kenpachi, I wonder what he wants *sniggers under breath*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_25_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Hey there Ichigo, ready for some lovin! *crap 70's music starts again* I even bought my pimp suit!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_065_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Ichigo: wait! what the hell is going on??? And what is that felling up my ass!?
VM: Oh thats only Grimmjow, he wanted to "play" as well.
Grimmjow: U gonna get raped...
Ichigo: OMFG U DIDN'T!!!! DAM U!!!
A few hours later...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Zaraki%20Kenpachi,11th%20Division%20Captain/zen_17_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kenpachi: OK, my work here is done, now where's that 2 million you owe me!!
VM: Err......Kyoraku has it! *runs for the hills*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_27_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kenpachi: Hey Captain Pimps-a-lot, where's my dam money!!!
Kyoraku: Well, the thing is that....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_13_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kyoraku: I'll pay you with this biatch.
Kenpachi: DEAL!
Ukitake: WTF??!!
End.

Pyramus
06-20-2007, 03:58 PM
hehehehehehe! Awsome captions guys!

blah
06-20-2007, 06:02 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_025.jpg
Nanao: Well, today is a slow day. SO we will discuss ways to be more evil. Any ideas?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_27_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Kyoraku: Yeah! Hawtness like mine should be a sin! Stroke my chest, baby!
Girl: Oh, your chest is like an enchanted forest!
Kyoraku: God bless the 70's!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kyouraku%20Shunsui,%208th%20Division%20Captain/shinsui_28_animestocks[com].jpg
Nanao: Un-No!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Group%20Shots/bleach_anime_011.jpg
Ishida: How about stealing someone else's girlfriend? Hmm? We should boil him in oil!
Ichigo: Shut up, pencil neck! I won fair and square!
Ishida: LIAR!! That contest was crooked!!
Orihime: Now, now, boys. "The brightest coloured hair wins" contest is totally foolproof.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shiba%20Ganju/ganju_06_animestocks[com].jpg
Ganjyu: Guys, guys... Every slow day, you think up of the same crap. If you want something evil...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shiba%20Ganju/ganju_12_animestocks[com].jpg
Ganjyu: ...Arson's the way to go!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_000.jpg
*Stare*
Ganjyu:....WHAT?!!?!

Miyagi Rikku
06-20-2007, 07:07 PM
omg you guys are too funnyXD moar!

blah
06-20-2007, 10:10 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Grimlikesfootbal.png
Grimmjaw: Yeah, yeah! Check me out! I'm so ready for the World cup 2010! Whoooo!!
Gin: Uhhh...Grimm, Hueco Mundo is not part of FIFA. We can't join the world cup.
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/Empatheia/Screencaps/vlcsnap-3195969.png
Grimmjaw: Grrr! Execuse me. I gotta go kill off this murderous rage.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Grimmy/1176503772494.gif
Grimmjaw: Hahahhahahahhahhahahhahhahahahhaha!!!! Wait a minnit! You're not Ichigo?!!!?!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_000.jpg
Ichigo: What happened to you?
Ganjyu: I bleached my hair to look like you.
Ichigo: No, I'm not talking about the rip-off hair. I'm talking about the bruises, lacerations and foreign objects in your face.
Ganjyu: A blue meanie beat me up. :(

Edgey
06-21-2007, 09:54 AM
Hahaha! the blue meanie! Ganju got pwned!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/Empatheia/Screencaps/vlcsnap-3195969.png
Grimmjow: Man, I really should NOT have had that second burrito...

sniperz
06-21-2007, 10:52 AM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20130%20-%20Large%2006.jpg
Hitsugaya: wow we both missed! +D how weak are we? :x wats our level!?
Hollow: it's over 9000!!!
Hitsugaya: what!? 9000!? so weak XD~!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20130%20-%20Large%2020.jpg
Matsumoto: wow! tat swing makes me flies!!! this aint roller coasters!!


Magic tricks? :D

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20130%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Yui: ahem *red eyes mode* im not the singer of Rolling star Yui! im juz another Yui teehee.. im gonna show u my real magic tricks today!! cut of half meats! +D

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20130%20-%20Large%2019.jpg
Hollow: owh noes! i been chopped to half by uber magic tricks!
Yui: tehee *grins* =x

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20130%20-%20Large%2005.jpg
Human: if only a weak human fool like me have the powers of this arrancar tat controlled me , ahhh 100x reaitsu!
Hitsugaya: now i see u! ur dead! X D

Miyagi Rikku
06-22-2007, 06:05 AM
rofl XD @ grimmjow

Lust
06-22-2007, 06:33 AM
lol nice caption guys XD

sniperz
06-22-2007, 12:11 PM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/DEATH%20NOTE/DEATH%20NOTE%20-%2036%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Light: =) i am here to end the lifes of any espada!! pay me 5 billions and 10 espadas including aizen will die!!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/Empatheia/Screencaps/vlcsnap-3195969.png
Grimjoww: yea dun include me will ya i know ur a mere human with Godlike powers. juz pay them dead!!! write on yer death note ownage!!
Light: roger that. money's first!!!
Grimjoww: argh OK....

Lust
06-22-2007, 12:30 PM
0_o
i thought grimmjow is from the espada...by doing that he will die as well!!!

Sekei
06-22-2007, 12:35 PM
grimmy's missin a few circuits...no ichigo so he's lonely.. lol

sniperz
06-22-2007, 02:11 PM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/DEATH%20NOTE/DEATH%20NOTE%20-%2036%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Light: u numbs!! hahaha all shall die in my power!1 the god!! any in clubbleach!!
sniperz: ahem remember u can only see me as Nothing but GOD =) check ur eyes for sec.
Light: owh noes! it's sniperz-sama!! YES at ur order sir! who shall be owned!? nah! nvm i do as i pls shall i?
sniperz: as u wish =p lighto

blah
06-22-2007, 02:38 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-01-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: ...now, this is important. Most people organize their porn in alphabetical order, but I do it in order of the age. If the age is the same, I go with...
Renji, thinking: Man! He even made porn boring!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-33-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: Oh? Me, boring? I'll show you! I'm into role playing...
Renji: Hmm... This could be interesting
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-35-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: I'm a dark Briar wizard with an attack of 9000 points and a defense of 8700 points. I'm weak against fire, But I'm tough against furry animals and chimeras.
Renji: ARGH!!! Shut up! Howl, Zabimaru!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-32-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: N00b! my l33t h4xxor skilz wil pwn joo! jajajajaja!!

Lust
06-22-2007, 02:38 PM
lol light dont know our name and he dont have the shinigami eye XD
edit;lol aizen see porno..and yea..he is a boring person with spec XD
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-24-animestocks.jpg
aizen:hello there rukia...let have sex
rukia:hell no
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_05.jpg
hinamori:that b14th*..aizen taichou is mine and nobody can insult him!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-25-animestocks.jpg
aizen:dont fight...you two can share my c0ck~and rukia..c'mon try it~its better than ichigo's one
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_01.jpg
hinamori:i dont share so go die rukia!!
rukia:wtf??
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-19-animestocks.jpg
aizen:Opps nvm...then shall we begin,hinamori?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_06.jpg
hianmori:hait(meaning yes)

blah
06-22-2007, 03:34 PM
heehehe, you are a very naughty girl, kay XD
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_01.jpg
Hinamori: Hiten Mitsurugiryu...
Kira: CRAP!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_06.jpg
hinamori: ...Kwaiiryu (cute dragon, or something)
Kira: Awwwwww....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_11.jpg
Hinamoriu: Fool! It was diversion! *Stab!!*
Kira: Urg!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Hinamori%20Momo%20,%205th%20Division%20Vice-Captain/hinormi_31.jpg
Hinamori: Damn! Why doesn't my Kwaiiryu work on him?!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Ayasegawa%20Yumichika,%2011th%20Division-%205th%20Seat/ayasegawa_yumichika_08.jpg
Yumichika: Because I'm man-pretty!!

Lust
06-22-2007, 03:37 PM
lol since when hinamori learn kenshin sword fighting style and me...girl??
0_p"

blah
06-22-2007, 03:56 PM
oops, sorry. I thought you were someone else.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-01-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: There, I shuffled all of blah's brain cells. He won't know what's what! Muahahaha!
Renji: Dude, why would you do this?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-33-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: Why, you ask? *flashback no jutsu*
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/DEATH%20NOTE/DEATH%20NOTE%20-%2036%20-%20Large%2018.jpg
Aizen formerly Light: Muahahaaahahaa!!!Nothing can stop me from my goal!
blah: Here, use this pen.
Aizen/light: Thanx, minion.
http://www.deathfan.com/gallery2/albums/screenshots/episode%201/bscap0156.jpg
*Pen explodes*
Aizen/light: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Blah: heeheeeheehee!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Aizen%20Sousuke,%205th%20Division%20Captain/aizen-35-animestocks.jpg
Aizen: LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY HAND!!!
Renji: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! *faints*

sniperz
06-23-2007, 06:39 AM
DEATH NOTE INVADES BLEACH!

IchigoXMisa !! +D~

Miyagi Rikku
06-23-2007, 07:17 AM
In B4 Death Note x Bleach

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/mrr/Miyagi2/Bleach___UnoEspada_by_Arthadel.jpg

Grimmjow: Since I have killed that Gay ass Yagami Light, now I am the full owner
of the DEATH NOTE BWAHAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJA
SAKUJO BWAHAHA SAKUJO BWAHAHAH SAKUJO!

Ichigo Kurosaki dies of extreme shitting bricks 24/7
Tousen Kaname dies of ass penetration by the privarons
Ulquiorra Schiffer commits suicide for being too farking emo
Shinji Hirako suffers from a severe brain damage and ass rape and
teeths starts to fall off

BWAHAHAHAA SAKUJOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile:
Ichigo: OMG i cant stop shitting bricks!
Tousen: The End is Nigh
Ulquiorra: Im not emo, I am just misunderstood
Shinji: YO ftw is happening!?

silverwolf801
06-23-2007, 07:23 AM
hahahhahah that is soo funny

Lust
06-23-2007, 07:36 AM
this teach us that gimmy get godmod power if he have death note lol ass penetration....tousen is goin toh ave a hell time XD

Edgey
06-23-2007, 10:39 AM
OMFG too funny! *head explodes*

Sakura Yamamoto
06-23-2007, 11:08 AM
HI! iam new here in Bleach portal and thank you for welcoming me here in this website :p http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7536/byakykasasd13412312213126if.jpg

sniperz
06-23-2007, 12:10 PM
this aint the place to post wallpapers dude... captions.. go to wallpaper sections

Pyramus
06-23-2007, 04:14 PM
hehe! Funny captions guys!

Miyagi Rikku
06-23-2007, 04:36 PM
in b4 death note x bleach part2
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1439/1182430723761vq1.gif

Mikami: That farking grimmjow killed KAMI! KAMMIIIIII!!! SAKUJO SAKUJO!
ALL OF THE BLEACH CHARACTERS WILL DIE!! SAKUJO SAKUJO SAKUJO.

Rukia Kuchiki gets a breast implant but it kills her due to breast weight.
Aizen Sousuke gets struck by a lightning while residing in Las Noches.
Renji Abarai gets eaten by Zabimaru.
Urahara Kisuke goes all limb and dies.

*so on so on so on*

KAMIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8540/cologrimmjow1as1.jpg
Grimmjow: Eh? You killed em all for me. How nice of you but you forgot
my name!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/DEATH%20NOTE/DEATH%20NOTE%20-%2036%20-%20Large%2022.jpg
Mikami: HellzNoSnapzors

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/mrr/Miyagi2/1176503772494.gif
Grimmjow:Its Clobbering time!

___
>__> hmm iono XD seems kinda off with this one

sniperz
06-23-2007, 05:09 PM
LOL grimjoww with fantastic four's CLobbering time

whenever i heard "clobbering time" ITS So gay~ and funny freaky! :P smasH! X D

CrimzonLogic
06-24-2007, 01:55 AM
lol if grimmjow says "its clobberin time" then edorad or whatever his name was must say "flame on!" lol the arancar are the fantastic four! er, the fantastic twenty! how many are there again?....

1
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_196.jpg
ruki: its over there! pizza hut is right there! hurry before the pizza gets cold!
ichi: jeez, why didnt you just have it delivered?
ruki: they deliver now? oh how far technology has come!
ichi: and why are we getting pizza when we have hollows to destroy?
ruki: you cant fight evil ghosties on an empty stomache! now less talking more running, man-horse!
ichi: *whinnies*

2
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_033.jpg
ichi: what do you mean "this is our daughter"?! you expect me to believe that?!
lil'ruki: daddy! yay!
ruki: but she looks just like you!
ichi: no she doesn't! and ive only known you for two months! did we even do it? theres no friggin' way!
ruki: just accept it! you cant change the past!
ichi: THERE IS NO PAST!! WE NEVER DID IT!!

Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou
06-24-2007, 02:05 AM
lol if grimmjow says "its clobberin time" then edorad or whatever his name was must say "flame on!" lol the arancar are the fantastic four! er, the fantastic twenty! how many are there again?....

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_196.jpg
ruki: its over there! pizza hut is right there! hurry before the pizza gets cold!
ichi: jeez, why didnt you just have it delivered?
ruki: they deliver now? oh how far technology has come!
ichi: and why are we getting pizza when we have hollows to destroy?
ruki: you cant fight evil ghosties on an empty stomache! now less talking more running!
I like Pizza Hut's Pizza too ^ ^ ....

CrimzonLogic
06-24-2007, 02:24 AM
I like Pizza Hut's Pizza too ^ ^ ....
actually i think pizza hut's pizza is too greasy and the sauce tastes kinda funny. for real pizza you have to go to italy...ok ive never been to italy but i will someday! authentic pizza, im comin for you soon so be prepared!!

1
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20122/bleach_068_animestocks[com].jpg
matsu: guess who?
hitsu: ewww get your hands off me! i dont know exactly but i have some idea of where those fingers have been!

2
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20121/bleach_091_animestocks[com].jpg
ichi: grimmjow how dare you eat my cookies!
grim: they were delicious! and you-didnt-get-none, nah nah-nah nah-nah-nah!
ichi: grrrrrr im gonna beat the snot out of you!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20118/26_animestocks[com].jpg
hehe youll have to catch me first!
ichi: dont worry, i will!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_031.jpg
TIGER POOOOOUUNCE!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks[com]_034.jpg
ruki: haha i got ya!
ichi: this is not a good time! oh no HE'S GETTING AWAY!!
grim: so long, suckers! speaking of suckers, I ALSO ATE YOUR TOOTSIE POPS!!!
ichi: NO!! NOT THOSE TOO!!!!

Lust
06-24-2007, 02:25 AM
lol ichi and rukia have children\lol ichi cant catch grimjow coz of rukia XD

blah
06-24-2007, 01:13 PM
Hahhahahaa!
Grimjaw is such a sweet-toothed menace!

Here is crimsonlogic's Fantastic Four:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/swimbucket/Bleach/Keigo/keigolunch.jpg
Keigo Richards: Hi, Kurosaki Von Doom! I got this vat of acid, wanna try it on your face?
Kurosaki von doom: ahhhh...ok.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/ZOMGBleach/Ichigo/hollowichigo7.jpg
Doom: AAAAAAAAH!!! My Face!! Curse you Richards!

Keigo Richards have gone into space to hide from Kurosaki von Doom's wrath! And his whole crew got bombarded by cosmic rays!!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Grimmemo.png
Ben Grimmjaw: *Sniff* Why did the radiation turn my hair blue like this? Now I'm very ugly :(
Gin: ....meh, he still did the Thing better than Michael Chick-less.
Blah: His name is Chiklis.
Gin: I stand by my statement!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20118/33_animestocks[com].jpg
Edorad Storm, deep voice: Flame it on, baby. Shika-shika-bow-bow!
Blah:....Well, he got the man-whore part down.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20122/bleach_068_animestocks[com].jpg
Hitsugaya: What the hell are you doing?
Matsumoto: Shhhh! I'm invisible woman! Now you can't see me!
Hitsugaya: Grrrr! And the doctor asks me how I got an ulcer.

Lust
06-24-2007, 01:28 PM
lol blah nice one!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_031_animestocks[com].jpg
*skip all the archer chants since is too long and make it short*
byakuya:so,as i pray....
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_032_animestocks[com].jpg
byakuya:Unlimited Blades Works!!!
ichigo: you ripper!!! that move is belong to archer in fate/night stay!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_029_animestocks[com].jpg
byakuya:whos care since you will die and nobody know i rip it anyway pssh..

Edgey
06-24-2007, 04:04 PM
LOL all of you guys are funny, Now it's time for me to rip on Naruto...

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20117/rukia_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_033.jpg
Ichigo: This better be your Kage Bunshin No Jutsu and not Grimmjow's Sexy No Jutsu again
Rukia: Don't worry, it is ^^ *whispers* sucker...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20118/26_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Gimmy: Muhahahaha!!! With my army of Sexy clones, I shall finally be able to take over the world!!! Now let's make some Orihime clones *drools*

bbnflpn
06-25-2007, 11:31 AM
hehe cool with the death note entry.

i just finished watching it (well ok except for the last ep) thats a good show

Lust
06-25-2007, 11:35 AM
lol at the naruto one XD

sniperz
06-25-2007, 11:49 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/Grimmemo.png
Gin: i hate ur blue hairdo.. i'm gonna puke on it! =D~

few seconds later..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/mrr/Miyagi2/1176503772494.gif
Grimjoww: this is madness!!! spartans!!! ITS CLOBBERING TIMES X )!

Edgey
06-25-2007, 12:02 PM
You forget "It's over 9000!"

Very funny though ^^

sniperz
06-25-2007, 01:33 PM
vizard do u mean my latest caption with grimjoww +( owh ic :D

Pyramus
06-25-2007, 04:53 PM
lol! ive been off the last couple of days, my internet is slowing down a lot! :( So dont expect to hear that much of me! :) But ill be back! Once my internet is fgixed! Stpid mac! *Hits mac*

Setsuna Ai
06-25-2007, 05:01 PM
lol! ive been off the last couple of days, my internet is slowing down a lot! :( So dont expect to hear that much of me! :) But ill be back! Once my internet is fgixed! Stpid mac! *Hits mac*
but your captions are funny TT_TT.

lol @ Sniperz. I didn't start laughing till I saw "spartans!"

Pyramus
06-25-2007, 06:51 PM
YAY! my internet is good again! And thanks Senbon, that makes it all worthwhile! And i just realised how i havent done a caption in a while! So......
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/bleach_068_animestockscom.jpg
Matsumoto: Ok Hitsu, without looking, guess how big my breasts are!
Hitsugaya: Ok... are they about this size?
Matsumoto: Correctormundo! Your prize is... you get to squeze my air breasts!
Hitsugaya: Whoop! This is the best air ever!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/cologrimmjow1as1.jpg
Grimmjow: Whats thsi i sense, matsumotos air breasts are being misused! To the Grimmmobile!
*1 hour later*
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/1176503772494.gif
Grimmjow: Haha! Suck on this motherfu**er! Noone squezes Matsumotos air breats and gets away with it!
Ichigo(Speaking through broken teeth): What!? I've never squeezed her air breasts before in my life!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-128-Large02.jpg
Ichigo: You know, i bet it was that Hitsugaya kid! hes always made moves on Matsumoto!
Grimmjow: You know, i think your right! Lets go!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-128-Large21.jpg
Ichigo: Ewww! Thats what you dont want to see!
Grimmjow: What are you, animals?
Matsumoto: Umm, can you give me an hitsu another minute, we just got started! We were having relations!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku: Did i hear you say, "gay relations"? *Raises eyebrows*
Grimmjow, Ichigo, Matsumoto, Hitsugaya: We dont even want to think about that!

Ichi-Zoro 3
06-25-2007, 07:55 PM
Lol the first pic and caption is so funny.. hitsugaya's hand rofl!

so good Pyramus

Pyramus
06-25-2007, 09:20 PM
thanks Atreides, i just saw the pic and thought, "matsumotos boobs are clearly visable, and Hitsugayas hands are in a certain way, im suprised noone else made a joke about it allready!

CrimzonLogic
06-26-2007, 01:42 AM
lol some funny stuff as usual! but im so unhappy right now! this time my cable and internet are going to be shut off, we just cant afford that stuff anymore. that means for me NO MORE BLEACH! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! well maybe ill get them back in a few months if i can get a well-paying job...well so long my fellow captioneers, it was fun! i miss you all already!!! oh well i still got my DS and my day-at-the-races saturdays. SO LONG, SUCKERS!!! I GOT YOUR WALLETS!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

Setsuna Ai
06-26-2007, 06:43 AM
rofl..air breasts. xD! That's so pervy but so funny.

Pyramus
06-26-2007, 07:26 AM
Goodbye Crimzonlogic, we hardly knew thee! Theres gonna be a big gapping hole here now! But hopefully well see you in a few months!

Lust
06-26-2007, 10:52 AM
so long crimson ya b*** XD lol at the caption,i dont know ikkaku sensitive to gay relationship XD

Edgey
06-26-2007, 10:58 AM
We will miss you dearly T-T
And here is a caption in CrimzonLogic's honour ^^

The real reason CrimzonLogic left...

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach_11506.jpg
Ikkaku: OK, who's the wise ass who put rabbit turds on my tootsie pop!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=20971&dateline=1180572322
CrimzonLogic: Err......VizardMaster did it!!! *runs away to his secret hideout in Disneyland*
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1182594203
VM: You b4st4rd!!! And he stole my wallet! There was porn in there!!! *cries from my loss*

Lust
06-26-2007, 10:59 AM
lol she/he did that to ikaku no wonder she/he left XD

bbnflpn
06-26-2007, 11:56 AM
aww crimz, hope you come back soon, you will be missed.

see you soon

blah
06-26-2007, 02:22 PM
Hahahhaa!
Very funny eveybody!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-010-animestocks[com].jpg
Kenpachi: LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-018-animestocks[com].jpg
Hollowichi: FORE!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-019-animestocks[com].jpg
Hollowichi: Star-Afro black samurai in the corner pocket!
Love: I'm confused. Are we playing golf or pool?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-029-animestocks[com].jpg
Love: Ah, screw it! I'm outta here!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-098-animestocks[com].jpg
Ishida: WHOAH!! Stop that!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-099-animestocks[com].jpg
Ryuken: HAHAHHAHAHHAA I love killin' teenagers HHAHAHhahahahHAhhaa!!!!

Lust
06-26-2007, 02:29 PM
lol nice one blah
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-099-animestocks[com].jpg
ryuuken:dont move ishida,let me shoot your dick to regain the unholy.....err the holy power of the quicy!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20125/bleach-098-animestocks[com].jpg
ishida:go to h*ll faggot!! i aint gonna have my dick been shot to gain that gay power no way!!!
ryuuken:its our tradition!!! dont resist since its futile!!!
ishida:i dont give a damn!!!! i aint goin to following your footstep you freak!!!!

blah
06-26-2007, 04:19 PM
Hahahaa! Ryuken tried to circumcise his son!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Bleach-128-Large02.jpg
Ichigo: Crappy paper mache! :mad:
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20100/bleach100_010_animestocks[com].jpg
Komamura: Kiss me, dammit!!
Hisagi: err...maybe later.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20100/bleach100_047_animestocks[com].jpg
Guy: ARGHH!!! A Punch?!! We'll never get to see you zanpakotu's shikai, are we?
Hisagi: Over my dead body!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20100/bleach100_049_animestocks[com].jpg
Komamura: WIND TUNNEL!!!!

Edgey
06-26-2007, 04:41 PM
Very funny ^^

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20100/bleach100_049_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Komamaru: ZOMG! It's the Holy Boobs of Destiny! Must.....touch!
Meanwhile...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20100/bleach100_047_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Hisagi: Yes! After two years of intense research, I have finally discovered that it is you who have the Boobs of Destiny, Mr. Random Guy!!! NOw get em out! My hand is at the ready!
Guy: WTF?!? I don't even know what's going on anymore, but it sure is nice to get some attention...

Lust
06-27-2007, 07:48 AM
lol boobs~

Pyramus
06-27-2007, 07:52 AM
Ahh finaly, the caption thread has gone back to ecchi! Ahh, boobs galore! lol!

+KuSaKaBe+
06-27-2007, 08:15 AM
Yeah, it's gone back on ecchi again. I'm gonna post some more captions (like my Soi Fon/Yoruichi) later once I fix my computer again.

sniperz
06-28-2007, 10:41 AM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2016.jpg
Renji Gigai: It's clobbering time >..<
Renji : urusai!! this is my jobs! not urs baka renji =~
Renji Gigai : @_@_@_@!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2023.jpg
Arrancar : muahaha! i am ff7's last new Enemy called Savior Arrancar!!! can u beat me? i think u cant!! i had thick skins like freaky espadas!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Hitsugaya : Nope... ur just trash like pokemon stadium's trashed Koffings.
Arrancar : o.O!? OMG wTF!?

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
Arrancar : omg im so pawned!!! Nooosss! tonite we dine in HM!



Hitsugaya is a pro soccer kid +) spoilers!!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Karin : i need ur help cutie hitsu
Hitsugaya : i'll beat the crap out of those tall headed nerd soccer teams. dun worry. coz tonite i have power level over 9000...
Karin : what?? 9000!!!

Edgey
06-28-2007, 11:34 AM
Hooray! The captions are back ^^

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2008.jpg
Hitsugaya: Oh, you are so pwned now! Serious face activate!

http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%20Preview%2003.jpg
Hitsugaya: Oh, it's you, what's up?
Karin:.......Do me.
Hitsu:.......
Karin.......
Hitsu.......
Karin:.......
Hitsu: *goes back to texting Rangiku*

sniperz
06-28-2007, 01:44 PM
http://randomc.animeblogger.net/image/Bleach/Bleach%20-%20131%20-%20Large%2009.jpg
Arrancar : this is madness!! dragons!!! spartanss!!!!

blah
06-28-2007, 05:49 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_001.jpg
Ichigo: How about this idea for a superhero: Bandage Man!! It's easy to manuver in and it lets me show off my muscles :3
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_019.jpg
Keigo: How about Hachimaki(headband) Man?
Ichigo: Umm...NO!! *snip*
Keigo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! My Unibrow...Thanks :)
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_025.jpg
Ichigo: Bandage bra man it is, then.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_034.jpg
Ishida: HEY! That's my Bandage bra you son of a b!tch!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!
Ichigo: A-are you serious, dude?
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_036.jpg
Ishida: :mad: I ain't playin' around, mutha...
Ichigo: HELP!! I NEED AN ADULT!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_079.jpg
Ichigo: Not you! You're mean >:P
Yoruichi: Awww...he's just shy.

Edgey
06-28-2007, 05:53 PM
Haha, very funny blah, trying to think of something I can do with those pictures of yours, but I'm coming up empty =-(

WhyteDragon
06-28-2007, 07:17 PM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shihouin%20Yoruichi/yoruichi_00_animestocks[com].jpg
Yoruichi: Ichigo! The only way your going to get stronger is by doing me. Now its time!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_073.jpg
Ichigo: Ahhhh... No .. I can't. There's no way your going to make me. *I cant believe this is happening... Why me?*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_005.jpg
Yoruichi: If you don't then you'll you'll have to do Rukia.... She didn't cooperate with me so I've got a binding on her to make it easy for you.
Rukia* Oh man.... I am SO gonna kill her for this!*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_094.jpg
Ichigo: I said no way! I'd rather fight about it then do it. Damn ... *There's got to be another way!*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shihouin%20Yoruichi/yoruichi_16_animestocks[com].jpg
Yoruichi: Now I'm pissed.
Ichigo: You fight like a girl... You'll only scratch me.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks[com]_025.jpg
Ichigo: Damn her... ouch....Maybe I should have listened.....

Pyramus
06-28-2007, 09:29 PM
Why would Ichigo turn down sex with Yourichi? Crazy bastard! hehe! All these caption are great!

WhyteDragon
06-28-2007, 09:44 PM
I tried.... I'm still not used to doing this...

I see no one liked it...


OOOO Pyramus liked it... YEAH!!!!!

Pyramus
06-28-2007, 09:56 PM
haha! Just becuse no1 had posted dosnt meen no1 likes it! I once posted one and no1 posted back for 2 days, but in the end, they all said they liked it! Just give people time1 we arnt all on the same time scedulale! But anyway, its an awsome caption! Welcome to the caption family! :)

WhyteDragon
06-28-2007, 10:17 PM
Yeah!!! the first one I did didn't turn out well.... but that was your pressure on me.... lmao

Pyramus
06-29-2007, 08:01 AM
LMAO!!! Im sorry! I didnt mean to put pressure on you! I was tryin to help you along! Lol! :):D

Edgey
06-29-2007, 10:38 AM
Good caption WhtyeDragon!!!

See, we all have late reaction times due to the overload of funny that this thread gives us =-)

Keep up the good stuff guys.

sniperz
06-29-2007, 10:59 AM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shihouin%20Yoruichi/yoruichi_00_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Yoruichi : im only belonged to uruhara the pimp! : ) but u can touch me ; 0 none other than tat!

Edgey
06-29-2007, 11:10 AM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_005.jpg
Ichigo: I just gave you an STD!
Rukia: WTF?!?!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shihouin%20Yoruichi/yoruichi_00_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Yoruichi: Wrong Ichigo! For it was me who gave her the STD and now you have it!
Ichigo: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! How can this be!

Not a very good one, but the best I could come up with at the time.

sniperz
06-29-2007, 11:45 AM
the bottom line of "yoruichi"
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Shihouin%20Yoruichi/yoruichi_00_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Yoruichi : only sniperz can have my body. any of u cant!

http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=30567&dateline=1182594203
VizardMaster : owh noes! hate tat! : 0 hit that! smack !

http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=18592&dateline=1166843408
blah : owh noes!! epic win! (orihime smashing her belly)

bbnflpn
06-29-2007, 12:31 PM
i thought it was pretty funny dragon,

i too stay pretty silent, since i have a bad habit (although completly not intentional at the time) of bringing threads off track, i have decided to not say much unless its nessisary. i wouldnt want this thread locked due to my over chattiness. its way too fun, and it is the highlight of my day when i come home from work.

Lust
06-29-2007, 12:36 PM
lol nice caption everyone XD

blah
06-29-2007, 03:57 PM
Hahahha!
Funny stuff eveybody, your caption was very funny, WhyteDragon XD
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_005.jpg
Ichigo: Rukia, use splash attack!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_052_animestocks[com].jpg
Renji: You gonna take that, Rukia? Hit'em with a splaaash!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kurosaki%20Ichigo/ichigo_animestocks%5Bcom%5D_005.jpg
Ichigo: You can do it, Rukia! I believe in you!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_035_animestocks[com].jpg
Ichigo: NOO! NOT THE STUPID DRAWING AGAIN! Aw, screw it. Rukia return..
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kensei/kensei-03-animestocks[com].jpg
Ichigo: Kensei, attack with hyperbeam!!
Watch this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178) to get that joke XD

Pyramus
06-29-2007, 05:03 PM
Is it just me, or didthat repeat itself just a little.... lol! Im talking about the vid! :) Great captions guys!

Edgey
06-29-2007, 08:31 PM
LOL does that video actually end???

anyway I remember doing this with a friend once, we caught a load of magikarps and just started battling each other with them, it was soooo funny and took us forever, but I won!!!

Xalala
06-29-2007, 08:39 PM
rofl funny captions keep 'em coming

Edgey
06-29-2007, 09:29 PM
This following caption is not for the faint of heart, but I can't be bothered to put spoiler tags around it so deal with it!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_052_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji: Argh man, I'm so glad to be out of there, phew...
Rukia: THE PAIN!!!! OMG THE PAIN!!!

blah
06-29-2007, 09:51 PM
hahahaha!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_052_animestocks[com].jpg
Renji: Man, these new flip-flops are really uncomfortable.
Rukia: HELP ME!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_041_animestocks[com].jpg
Highlights of Byakuya's modelling career
Byakuya: Rawr! I'm ferocious! :3
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_054_animestocks[com].jpg
Bystanders: Holy $4!T!!! That dude hijacked Mr. Money Bags!!
Byakuya: And I'll do it again! That'll teach him to rig that game so no one would step on my baltic avenue!! :mad:

silverwolf801
06-29-2007, 09:53 PM
AHHAHAHHAA I'm ferocious. that was so gay lol

Edgey
06-29-2007, 09:56 PM
LOL very funny blah, now I'm gonna take the piss out of my people, the British!!!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_054_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
British Byakuya:*with a posh ass british accent* Oh woest me, I seem to have traveled to England, now let's go Jeeves it's time for tea and crumpets back at the manor house, Lady Rukia will be waiting with the guests.
Jeeves the Butler: Yes, of course Sir.

WhyteDragon
06-29-2007, 11:58 PM
OMG!!! Blah and VM those where great! I love the Mr Money bags and Vm you made him even more stuck up then he already is... LMAO

CrimzonLogic
06-30-2007, 05:56 AM
alrighty now my sis got a little extra cash from somewhere(she wont tell me where:() and we got that bill paid, but i still gots to finds me a good job! though i highly doubt "good" will be the word for it. YAAAAAAY I CAN READ BLEACH AGAIN!!!
but what the heck happened to the caption i put in my last post? it was a good one too! i dont even remember where i got the pics for it!:sad oh well

1
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2046/Bleach%2046_056.jpg
uuuuhhhhgggg why in the world did i try to slay that dragon??*cough*

2
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2047/Bleach%2047_034.jpg
hitsu: this is the right paperwork?
matsu: yes sir.
hitsu: good. you can take your break now.
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2047/Bleach%2047_036.jpg
*gulp*
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2047/Bleach%2047_032.jpg
matsu: !
hitsu: what the hell did you put in this lemonade?
matsu: oh, uh, thats not lemonade...
hitsu: what is it?
matsu: that was my cup of urine for the drug test...
http://www.bleachportal.net/gallery/images2/Bleach%2047/Bleach%2047_037.jpg
freakin' wonderful.

Lust
06-30-2007, 06:18 AM
lol funny caption ppl XD

silverwolf801
06-30-2007, 06:32 AM
freakin wonderful. I want a taste now

sniperz
06-30-2007, 07:27 AM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_052_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Renji : owh dang! my kick on ur butt proofs ur butt is rocky!
Rukia : hell yeaH! XD

Lust
06-30-2007, 07:30 AM
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Rukia/rukia_052_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
renji:hey loook there a "kick my unsexy small ass" sign on ya ass
*renji kick*
rukia:not the asshole you fool!!!
renji:Opsss misskill XD

Pyramus
06-30-2007, 08:18 AM
lol! Great captions so far guys! I had an idea, it was inspired by Blah and VMs Bayakura fasion thingy! It proberly aint any good though! lol! *Nervous laughter*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_035_animestockscom.jpg
Rukia: Hey Ichigo! What do you think! I made some drawings of what Byakura looks like in my dreams! Isnt he cool?!
Ichigo: *Not really looking* Yeah, yeah, would you kep it down, people can see you! Wait a sec..... *Looks harder at drawing*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/byakuya_054_animestockscom.jpg
Ichigo: Wow! This is acturly realy good Rukia! But isnt that what Byakura looks like in real life? You know, all posh and english like and shit?
Byakura: ....*Sob*....

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/byakuya_029_animestockscom.jpg
Byakura: I try so hard, but I cant escape my poshness! *Sob* Why? All i want to be is the bad boy that everyone likes! I try so hard dammmit!
Ichigo and Rukia: ....ummm....

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/byakuya_041_animestockscom.jpg
Byakura: RAAAAAHHHHH! I cant take it anymore, Rengi, kill them for me!
Rengi: What now? but Viarzardmaster just invited me to his house for a party! And I heard Blah and Pyramus and Kay and Whytedragon and Crimzonlogic and Miyagi Rikku were all going to be there! Its the ultimate party! Didnt you get an invitation?
Byakura: *Cries openly* Wahhhhhh! No one likes me!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/cologrimmjow1as1.jpg
Grimmjow: Don't cry Byakura! I'll be your friend!
Gin: No Grimmy! Last time you became "friends" with somebody you ass raped them to death! *Thinking to self* that poor kid....

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Grimmemo.png
Grimmjow: I didnt meen no harm Gin! Honest i didnt!
Byakura: Well... that was odd..... I guess i better rap up this caption, becuase Pyramus seems to be rambleing on a bit..... KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/Big_Explosion_2.jpg
Pyramus: And so the world ends! But all of us at Rengis party survive, becuase were awsome!!!

tindonge
06-30-2007, 09:09 AM
http://forums.bleachportal.net/image.php?u=17688&dateline=1155733567
Renji:Hey look I can make the spirit bomb.:Haha
Renji:C'mon guys lets go fight Cell!

Edgey
06-30-2007, 10:45 AM
LOL great captions, really like Pyramus' one, and that party was awesome!!!

Lust
06-30-2007, 11:47 AM
@tin lol wut a small spirit bomb XD
@pyra the last one is really random 0_o

sniperz
06-30-2007, 12:37 PM
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9052/bannersd5.jpg
Dante(vizardmaster) : im here for CLoberring time!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/cologrimmjow1as1.jpg
Grimjoww : owh yea??? so am i ! im the Real Thing!!!
Dante : no ur not!
Grimjoww : well.. i guess i have no choice.. but too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/mrr/Miyagi2/1176503772494.gif
Grimjoww : SO.......
......
IT's CLOBBERING TIME X ) for u!
Dante : Nooo X_X


http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kuchiki%20Byakuya,%206th%20Division%20Captain/byakuya_029_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Byakukya : im the most coolest and handomse captain u ever seen! haha! self exaggerated!!! ***!

http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20118/33_animestocks%5Bcom%5D.jpg
Edorad : owh man.. i cant take ur coolness.... so FLAME ON!!!!

Lust
06-30-2007, 01:32 PM
lol my last caption....for now
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/Pyramus_bucket/rukia_035_animestockscom.jpg
rukia:look ichigo,i drew a picture how we do sex last night
ichigo:Dont show it around you fool if inoue see it...i be dead!!!
http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?p=1726928#post1726928
i enjoy reading ya ppl caption,cont the good work :D well peace..

blah
06-30-2007, 06:10 PM
Hahahhaha!
Funny stuff eveybody!! Awesome caption, Crimz!!
Come back soon, Kay :(
The Vaizard Comedy Group presents: British Stereotypes...
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Character%20Images/Kensei/kensei-03-animestocks[com].jpg
...The football(soccer) Hooligan
Kensei: GO, ABERDEEN!!
Shinji: Psst, we're at the Chelsea/Manchester United game.
Kensei: :mad: I know whot I say, you Braggart!! *Powers up hadoken*
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20123/123_052_animestocks[com].jpg
..The cockney accented mob boss...
Shinji: Awight, Let's throw this bloody bastard in a ditch and go watch Coronation Street on the Telly.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20123/123_031_animestocks[com].jpg
...The black hip hop singer who sings in an American accent, but speaks in an English accent...
Love: Hahhaha! You wouldn't believe how many fangirls were shocked to hear me accent popping up into a conversation!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20123/123_085_animestocks[com].jpg
...The indian guy who fools you with a fake indian accent...
Hachi: *in indian accent*No, no no, maybe, thank you sometime *changes to British accent* AH Ha! I fooled you lot! You are the dumbest peoples on the Earth!!*Indian Accent* Bend it like Beckham, yeah* *British accent* AH HA! I got you again!!! *indian accent* I can do this all day, yes I can.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20123/123_091_animestocks[com].jpg
...The uptight school-girlwho hates anyone who comes on to her...
Lisa: Lissen here, mate. I want none of your nonesense. I'll twist your pollocks off!
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20127/bleach-58-animestocks[com].jpg
...The metrosexual dude who lives in a hip flat...
Rose: I'm sorry, I can't really get into character! I'm so happy that the spice girls are doing a reunion tour! *Squeeal!!!*
Shinji: No, I think you got the character just right.
http://www.animestocks.com/gallery_files/images/Bleach/Screenshots/Episode%20Screenshots/Episode%20127/bleach-41-animestocks[com].jpg
..The cockeny accented little monkey girl whom fancy lords always bet on...
Hiyori: 'ey! You loo'in' a' me, ya bloody bastard?

Edgey
06-30-2007, 08:23 PM
HAHA! That is so funny because I'm British, although i aint cockney.
Laughed so hard at the Coronation street bit ^.^

Pyramus
06-30-2007, 09:24 PM
WHOOOP! Britain rocks! Shame about chavs though! lol! Screw you america, we have everything we will ever need over here in England! Viarzardmaster, would you like a cup of tea, British style?

Edgey
06-30-2007, 09:26 PM