vending machine

[a sexy penguin]

ok how this game works is The first person says *inserts coin* and the next one replies saying what the first one got then inserts a coin themself

EXAMPLE

First: *inserts coin*
Second: You got a potato! *inserts coin*

I'll start it

*inserts coin*

[Kenken]

you got a . . . :eek: a hentai magazine!! :p

*inserts coin*

[Azalea]

you get a bag of rotting beans :Domo :D

*inserts coin*

[Miss M]

you got an angry monkey...XD

*inserts coin*

[ravenx]

you got a strange looking rat

*insert coin*

[Miss M]

you got a clean red underwear

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you got pair of old smelly socks...

*inserts coin*

[ravenx]

U got ebola

*insert coin*

[Rorschach]

you got spoiled milk

*inserts coin*

[Rabid_Wolverine]

You got a free sex change voucher. Please claim before 30.9.06 for your free sex change. You have a choice of Male, Female or Herm.

*Inserts Coin*

[The_Supervisor]

U got a human toilet ;)

*inserts coin*

[Mercurius]

U got a bottle of coke ^_^


*inserts coin*

[Rabid_Wolverine]

You got a coin

*Inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you got a single engine cessna

*inserts coin*

[Mercurius]

U get a sandwich with (Calvé) breadspread

*inserts Coin (that I got from previous time)*

[Silhouette]

You got NOTHING! AHAHAHAHAH! j00 failed!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You got a PORNO

*inserts Coin*

[Silhouette]

You got..... PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A BOXING GLOVE ON A SPRING, BIATCH!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You've got......PWNERSZ BY A 5 MONTh YEAR OL' BABY

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You got...mail.

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You've got Spyware :)

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You got r-a-p-e-d..

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you got used panties

*inserts coin*

[nikuwadoko]

you get a picture of Rukia's butt.

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

@niku: It's very hairy... yikess..

you get a brand new overly used ink pen

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You get fish.

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you get a nice helmet, but some1 just took a dump in it.. :(

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You get a pile of dog shizzle..

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you get a condom hat

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You get a massage from emmasu.

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get an Anal Probe shoved up your ass...isn't that right N0s >:-)

*inserts Coin*

[Kibe]

you got... dust.

0_0

*inserts coin*

[a sexy penguin]

you got Dr. zoidberg whats he doing in there

*inserts coin*

[nikuwadoko]

you get a big plastic tree

*inserts coin*

[Miss M]

you got a big hug from Miyu....

*inserts coin*

[konberry]

you give a free ticket to a mudpit.
:p
*inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you get a totebag

*inserts coin*

[konberry]

woot~

you get a sofa. have fun carrying it home!

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a rabid cow

*inserts coin*

[~*~Rukia~*~]

you got Urahara's hat!

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a nikookie WOOT

*inserts coin*

[izzuru]

u get...
a huge old grandfather clock...
enjoy it...
its priceless...
Xp

*insert coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got half of the coin back

*insert coin*

[izzuru]

u got..
one tiny sand...

*insert coin*

[a sexy penguin]

u got a diet coke ha ha pwned

*inserts coin*

[ravenx]

U got a vobler

*insert coin*

[Mercurius]

U got a Condom...

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you got santa clause

*inserts coin*

[Mercurius]

U got Bush...


*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you got a picture of a shrub

*inserts coin*

[Mercurius]

U got an Erection

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you got nos in a bag

*inserts coin*

[izzuru]

u got 1 leaf..
*insert coin*

[Rorschach]

you get a pack of ballpoint pens

*inserts coin*

[The_Supervisor]

you get a hangover

*inserts coinies*

[SoundWave]

You got some free colour, any colour you want as long as it's black... >.>

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got electrocuted
*insert coin*

[Devmastuh]

You got a time bomb set for 3...2....

*Insert Coin*

[HomieDas]

you get hit with a waterbaloon filled with whiped cream

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a sign that says "Insert coin"

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a picture of spankymonkey in a bunny suit

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get an undeletable illegal movie download.

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get ses....that cant be good

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get AIDS. Poor you.

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a bill from the irs stateing you owe 50,000,000

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get the ability to speak jive.

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get eaten by the vending maching....damn that sucks

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a pair of your mom's panties. Yuuuuuuuuuck!

*Inserts a coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a veido of granny's doing nauty stuff...WTFOMG

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a video of YOU doing nasty stuff with your grandmom!!!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1750/zomgve2.gif (http://imageshack.us)
*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a clone of yourself

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get...A Mercedes-Benz! Replica!

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get the best of oprah...WTF

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

Waffle get!

*Inserts a coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a cup of noodles

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a doll. It has a cord on the back. Whenver pulled it says "I shmoke rocks!" or "I've been shmokin' rocks all my life!" and "Wanna get high?" Can you guess what this doll is?

*Inserts trivia answer coin*

[HomieDas]

you get alex trabek ... and i cant rememebr the movie either and i know which one your talking about too

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get Alex Trebeck right back. I don't want him.

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get the movie the color purple

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get Confusious.

???

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

oooooooo you get your coin back

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

Your coin got stuck and j00 leave with NOTHING.

*Inserts a coin that makes both coins go in*

[HomieDas]

you get 2 eps of C.H.I.P.S

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a message from Devmastuh saying "NOOO JOO CHEATUH!!"

*Inserts a coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a veido of you singing in the shower OMG NOOOOOOO

*inserts coin*

[ravenx]

U get a parrot cichlid

*insert coin*

[HomieDas]

u get naruto fillers...WTF

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a punch out of the box

*insert coin*

[HomieDas]

you get an origonal drawing from rukia

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got 2 coins back!!!
*insert coin*

[Kesumi]

You Get Stabbed By Emo Elmo :)

*Inserts Coin*

[konberry]

bing bing bing!!

Congratulations! you win a GOLDEN TICKET! pfft. I love willy wonka <3

*inserts coin*

[Munky]

you get a hollow mask :D (Pst - try it on quick!)

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get some fine cigars stuffed with gunpowder.. :D

*inserts coin*

[Munky]

you get a nice and innocent looking soda can filled with nitro glycerine, better not move man :D

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you get a bra, stuffed with 2 proximity mines... GL mate..

*inserts coin*

[Azalea]

someone's brain comes out :lol

*inserts coin*

[Munky]

ewww

you get the sting ray barb, better be luckier than good 'ol steve (may God rest his soul)

*inserts coin*

[Azalea]

a red pill and a blue pill comes out, then morpheous comes next :Haha

*inserts coin*

[Mugen]

Congratulations the Matrix has you!

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got an invitation to (???)

*insert coin*

[konberry]

*ish transported to that (????)* OMG :Domo
*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a boogie...ewwwwww

*inserts coin*

[konberry]

*paper falls out* *paper says YOU get a BOOGER. kekekeke -konberry*

>=P

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a George Bush figurine

*inserts coin*

[Mikuru]

You get a hot dog. With Mustard. BUT NO KETCHUP!!!

*Inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a chicken leg

*inserts coin*

[Mikuru]

You get my leg

*Inserts Coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a pic of dreadraven in a bunny suit...where do these comefrom

*inserts coin*

[konakona]

You got 15 yen

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got back to where you come from
*insert coin*

[konakona]

You got a peice of used gum

*Inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a new hair cut
*insert coin*

[konakona]

Your family died in a nuclear explosion and all your friends were brutally raped by a mexican man named Carlos.

*inserts coin*

[Chii_91]

you got a note saying that ur wife cheated on you

*inserts coin*

[konakona]

...lmao

You got tickets to see Disney On Ice

*Inserts coin*

[azumi149]

*inserts coin*
OMG! i got Ichimaru Gin! *hugs*
*wonders how gin fits in a vending machine*

[HomieDas]

icchy gets snached back

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a pokeball

*insert coin*

[RiRi_shok]

you got a big hairy bear

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got an electric guitar

*insert coin*

[Kibe]

you got a shy miyunami!

*Inserts coin*

[RiRi_shok]

you got some geisha
*inserts coin*

[a sexy penguin]

you got your money back

*inserts coin again*

[RiRi_shok]

you got a baby demanding you to adopt him
*inserts coin*

[a sexy penguin]

you got a trophy for inserting coins

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a rep down

*insert coin*

[Kesumi]

You got Date Rape. Too bad for j00 >.>


*inserts coin*

[Icchy <3]

Congratulations, you got your first condom.

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get your heart broken. Yay for me :)

*inserts Coin*

[Icchy <3]

Psh. My heart is not broken. I fixed it, so you get nothing!
HA!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You Get Stalked and Killed by ELMO and raped by BIG BIRD :)


*inserts coin*

[Icchy <3]

Too LATE! You get a warm coke. Enjoy ^^

*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

u get a kick in da face!! muzzhahaaa...

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get.....A ROOT BEER!!! CONFIGULATIONS.

*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

u get $2000000!!!!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get....A FREE SIG AND AVA BY ME.

*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

really?? cool!!

u get... ecchiness!!! lol

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get a pair of my dirty boxers! w00t!


*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

u get me!!! *jumps out of machine... tackles raven... * how dare u give me yur boxers!!! grrrr....

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

fine, you get a years supply of MANGA!!!

*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

yay!! in return u get 2 years of porno!!!

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

holy shmokes...porno...might give it to rabid..

you get a HUG FROM ME!! *hugs*

*inserts coin*

[~*StÓÑy RèL0ÂÐeD™]

whos rabid?? ok, u got a flu... bird flu

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get rep!! lawlz, just kidding, id get banned for that.. :p

so, you got a joke!!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

omg you get a spedo. EWWWWWWW!!!!!! D:

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

you get a bag 'o bones yarr..

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get pop-eyes chicken!!

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get a bucket of spam...

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get a spam sandwich with mustard and ramen. w00t!

*inserts coin*

[Mugen]

you get a guy named BOB!

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get SANTA!!!

*inserts coin*

[Mugen]

I thought I killed santa O.o

you get the Easter Bunny!

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

bunny!!!
you get Jack Skellington!!
*inserts coin*

[Mugen]

YEAH! Jack Skellington FTFW!

you get..........Santa back!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get a free lapdance from sess...ew. XD


*inserts coin*

[Mugen]

.............*vomits out a window*

You get Icchy!

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get Anem!! bwahahahaa!!!


*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

You get btch slapped :)

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get a truncheon...

*inserts coin*

[Joe Black]

*You get a kawaii Pikachu!* (which zaps j00)

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get my smelly boxers

*inserts coin*

[Joe Black]

o.O weren't these my boxers?! lol

*get a month's supply of beeeeeeeef jerky!*

*insert coin*

[Akiha]

w00t! beef jerky!!

you get me!

*inserts coin*

[Joe Black]

w00t! :3

*You receive a basket filled with confectionary treats! :P*

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get some chocolate!

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get herpes!

*Inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got pregnant!!!

*insert coin*

[Miharu]

you get kicked by Miharu for marrying Miyu....^^

[buituyenjr]

you got nothing because you haven't inserted a coin

*insert coin*

[Miharu]

Sorrrrrryyyyyyy..........XD

you get a dog poop thrown on your face......

*insert coin*

[buituyenjr]

the coin stuck... oops it flew out and...
and...and...flying at bankai speed at you

*insert coin*

[Miss M]

*catches coin*
*sighs*
trying to kill me??....XP

you get.....a big old horse....^^

*insert coin*

[Rorschach]

you get cold soggy french fries

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get NOs wearing a bunny suit...scarry *shivers*

*inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you got a board with a large rusty nail through it

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

WoOT *starts whacking people with it.*

you get a moldy tuna sandwich

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got an article

*insert coin*

[C.Payne]

You got a bottle of moonshine, hide it from the police

*Inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got matsumoto!!!

*insert coin*

[RiRi_shok]

you got a paper.
*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a booklet

*insert coin*

[Mercurius]

U got a condom, handy

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get a pic of dragon blade in a bunny suit...WTF is going on

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get a shoe covered in snot

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get ur clone in a bunny suit

*inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you got a book on How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get a free gift card, you only have to pay with your life...

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

you get Homework....:D

*inserts coin*

[Silhouette]

You get a shiny, brand new rock! How exciting! :rolleye09

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

liek omg you get an annoying valley girl! like how lucky are you?!
:shithappe

*inserts coin*

[SoundWave]

You get an old and overly used car..

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get a twinkie that can float, sing, dance, and does your homwork...hes also edible!

*inserts coin*

[Joe Black]

*You get a Chocobo, that doesn't run. :P*

*inserts coin*

[konakona]

You get second hand gum, enjoy

*inserts*

[Kesumi]

you get crack :P

*inserts coin*

[konakona]

you get asscrack

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

you get a blowpop

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get my big toe that speaks in French, English, and Spanish!

*inserts coin*

[TheWaterBearer]

You get an asshat

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

*puts on asshat*

cool! :D

you get a floating hotdog from Atlantis, the City of Fishies!!

*inserts coin*

[TheWaterBearer]

wow cool *eats the hot dog*

You get a apple

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

you get an imaginary friend! Wow you must not have a Life :rolleye09

lawl jp XD

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get the ability to see girls nekkedy!

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

u get a used thong...

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get a chicken in a bowl of cereal!

[Kesumi]

you get the ability to see girls nekkedy!

Dude i can already do that coz i'm a girl (espically gym class) :P

You Get magical Toilet paper!

*inserts Coin*

[HomieDas]

he didnt insert a coin

you get a flying carpet

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

i didnt put a coin in for a reason...>.>

you get my old N64!!

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

you get a busted lip :)

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You Jerk it Out.

*Insert coin*

[Kesumi]

ew...>.>

You get your virginity stolen by Sessou :D

*insertscoin*

[Akiha]

my lip hurts now..>.>

you get a glomp from meh!! :D

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get silver from Spain!!!

Psyche!!!

*Inserts Roman Gold Peice*

[Akiha]

you get some fresh air!

*inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you get grass clippings

*inserts coin*

[HomieDas]

you get the veido "monty python's quest for the wholy grail"

*inserts coin*

[a sexy penguin]

u got tickets to barney on ice

[Akiha]

you get nothing since you didnt insert a coin!

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

The machine stalls! Next person gets two things since you got nothing!

*Inserts coin*

[nikuwadoko]

yeyyy u get a phonecall from Hughes~

[Devmastuh]

You get to watch me cry in a corner. Meanie.

Lolzz

*Inserts coin*

[a sexy penguin]

u got to watch paint dry

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get a wiff of my booty!!

*inserts coin*

[Rorschach]

you get a half eaten stale bran muffin

*inserts coin*

[Kesumi]

you get a bomb that will explode in the next 0.1 seconds :)

*INSERTS COIN*

[Rorschach]

oh sh...

you get crunchy frog

*inserts coin*

[Akiha]

you get an old, hairy man in a speedo who thinks he teh shmex and pwns us all...with his speedo brand speedo.

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a bullet

*insert coin*

[Rorschach]

you get a dirty fork

*inserts coin*

[buituyenjr]

you got a copy of the song "gloomy sunday"

*insert coin*

[Akiha]

you get some RAM

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You don't!

*Inserts a half-pence*

[buituyenjr]

you get half a hair-cut

*insert coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get a coupon to Some Resteraunt!

*Inserts an ethiopian coin*

[Rorschach]

you get a basket of assorted fruits

*inserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get naughty towards the next poster. *Thead killer*

*Inserts some coin from Mars*

[buituyenjr]

you got a luxurious car which is... on earth

*sert coin*

[Devmastuh]

Crap. You cheater. You get branded.

*Inserts a coin*

[Kenken]

you get a sword and then i stab you with it :p

*iinserts coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get to bring me back to life!

*Inserts coin*

[Kenken]

you get a one-way-trip to hell

*inserts fake coin*

[Devmastuh]

You get pwnt.

*Inserts wooden chip*

[Kenken]

you get a fre ticket to get torture in hell

*inserts plastic coin*

[Devmastuh]

You had to pay for yours.

*Inserts a golden dubloon*

[Z-man]

*A bomb comes out*

*Insert coin*

[a sexy penguin]

u got nothing the machine ate ur money

*insert coin*

[buituyenjr]

you get a... [K] letter

*insert coin*

[azumi149]

*inserts coin*

gets a bui-drooled pillow...

eww...

[a sexy penguin]

u didn't read the first page

*inserts coin*