Suvivor ClubBleach Island

[Ai]

Chapter 1. - "The Suprise!"

It's a bright sunny day somewhere out in the middle of nowhere..Also know as the pacific ocean.

The camera suddenly starts focusing in on a tiny speck in the vast ocean..Zooming in at extra odinary speed we make out the speck as a yacht with a large group of people on it's poop deck..Still zooming in at a great speed we make out a single person looking up directly into the camera...Speeding up the zoom in we see the whites of the person's eyes before it all goes black

*OUCH*

Z_Blitz standing nearby with a wine glass in one hand and his mobile in the other stopped taking down the number of the girl standing nearby and glanced over at the person lying on the deck..

*You alright Shyuin?*
Shyuin looked up and lifted himself unto one elbow...*No i'm not alright..I think a bird just shat in my eye*
getting the rest of the way up shuyin disgustingly started wiping some white goo out of his eye whilst walking towards the cabin area to wash up.

Turning back to Tofu, Z smiled and lifted his glass in a salute before downing the rest of the champagne inside and tossing the glass behind him to the ocompaning yell of pain and tinkle of glass on the deck.. *Now where was I, Ah yes...what was your number again?* He said flashing a quick smile at Tofu standing before him..

*euhmm..Are you sure Shuyin's ok* Tofu said unsuringly at Z
*Yea he'll be fine* Z responded sensing he was losing the moment
*Maybe i should go see how he is* Tofu said suddenly sure of herself and moving away from Z in the same direction Shuyin went. Cursing to himself and Shuyin for his crap timing Z turned around and went to mope at the bow of the yacht.

After brushing an amazing amount of shattered wine glass which had somewhat sailed out of nowhere Ai looked around at the group in which he was chatting and Wondered how many people would notice several of their group gone if they were suddenly "Missing" by the end of their cruise.. But snapping out of his daydream continued listening to Yoruichi_sama tell Serendipity, Thing, Sacred and their respective Vice Captains about how she planned to start distriptuting the newsleter beyond Clubbleach and into other forums..Eventually turning it into a massive corperation into which she would share most of the company with the fellow captains of the Gotei....If only they would "lend" her $50 each to get her started and out the door.

Coughing the captains turned away with their Vc's close behind glaring at sarah as if to say
"We're not that Dumb" ...All except Sacred who had turned to Ruk at his Right shoulder
*wanna lend me $70* He asked extending his hand to Ruk
*But it's only $50* Ruk protested stepping back abit.
*Ah well, you never know when an extra $20 will come in handy...Now give me your money otherwise i'll restrict your tv privellages inside the div*
Shoulders slumping ruk sighed and pulled out his wallet before handing over a $100 note
*Good vc* Sacred said patting ruks head * Your learning* Before handing over $50 to a Smiling Yoruichi and then pocketing the other $50 and following the other captains to the side of the yacht.

Spike stood still meditating next to the mast as he watched his captain stalk by mtutering under his breath about something about birds that had no right to be in the sky...Frowning he opened his eyes to see Asian and Azn standing tranzfixed at him eyes pleading...
*Yes*
Spike asked mildly at the two
*We Wish Our VC's Were as good as you* They both chorused pleadingly while glancing over their shoulders at their two disobediant VC's who were sitting together, legs dangling over the sides of the yacht randomly swinging their Soul-slayers at the flying fish that were jumping next to the boat..Totally missing but trying nethertheless.

Mool and RandomHavoc turned their heads at the same time to notice their Tachiou's giving them death stares from near the mast..
*What do you suppose we've done now?* Mool asked Random looking back at the fish.
*More like what havn't we done..* Random repliead getting agitated before flinging his Soulslayer at one of the fish...Dissapearing beneath the ocean he flexed his fingers and it suddenly came flying back out with a fish impaled on the end..
*Hey what do you know* He exclaimed happily * I finally got one*
Smilling the two got up and headed to the poopdeck to make a fire and cook their breakfast since both had been excluded from the breakfast that morning on the boat by their captains.

The rest of the captains where lounging about all around the boat with their VC's getting suntans when suddenly DB appeared in the midst of them from the Bridge of the ship..
*TACHIOUS AND FUKU-TACHIOUS, Please congregate near the port side of the boat please* He shouted through a megaphone directly into the head of The_Supervisor stnading infront of him...

shaking his head whilst rubbing his ears Super followed the rest of the gotei to the railing of the port side.

Each captain was standing in front of their VC's who were just behind them to the right.

Asian with Mool
Hitsugaya wtih Sakura_no_hime
Z_Blitz with Spike
nomadic_Dragon with RedXmaverik
Pipp-ORK with Super who was neatly picking the pocket of
Azn chan with RandomHavoc behind her who was exchaning paper areoplanes with Mool.
Hinamori_momo48 with Boko
Ryuuken with Stupidman007 both stand stoic and silent surveying the crowd.
Yoruichi-sama with Ai who was taking down everything that was said with a recording device.
Serendipity with James
Thing with Katen
Sacred with Ruk
and
Little Tofu with Shuyin who had cleaned up his face and was holding the hankerchief of tofu's like a little toy.

Coughing slightly DB raised the microphone again and said
*You may be wondering why your all here....*

*YOU MADE US COME ON THIS HOLIDAY!* Shouted Thing glaring at DB

*Well yes...Your kinda right...I did make you come* Smiling evilly *...But it isn't a holiday...* :)....

*You may all notice the little island behind you..The one shaped like a cresant moon...That island is our destination...Not hawaii as i told you*

Suddenly Pipp-ORK starting screaming in anguish babbling *NOOOO WHAT ABOUT ALL THE HOT HAWAIIN GUYS ...* Clutching her heart and falling to her knees.

continuing on as if nothing had ever happend DB said
*Now since Bleach portal is running a little low on funds we decided to get a contract with NBC to make a CB Survivor...Except we make the rules...
So it will be Even Divs Versus Odd Divs to start off with...Theres the island...* He concluded Pointing *Get going*

Suddenly the entire port side of the yacth dipped and the railing retracted dumping all the Tachious and VC's into the sea..

*What About Our Stuff* yelled Hinamori_momo48 treading water near the side of the Yatch

*OH we sold that back at port to provide for the hiring of this boat* DB said smilling down at Hina48 before motioning her to catch up to the rest of the group

, who were already half-way towards the island beach admist much cursing and evil doing, Like Ai who was trying to drown Super who was easily dodging his efforts...And Mool and Havoc who were tryign to get the other as wet as possible...despite the fact they were both in the pacific ocean the thought never seemed to have occured ot them that they were already as wet as they were going to get.



First upon the beach were spike and Z who dragged themselves up past the breakers before coming to a stop in front of a raised hand.

The hand belonged to Kuroro who was sipping a coke with the other hand through a straw with a little umbrella.

smiling and handing the coke to Z who gratefully drank some of it before handing it to spike who finished it off Kuroro watched the rest of the gotei drag themselves up sopping wet all except Tofu who had been carried the entire way on the bakc of Shuyin said
*Welcome to Battle Royal Suvivor CB Style Gotei...You the Leaders of the Divisions have been chosen to give your lifes and your entertainment to better the rest of the site and it's well being. When i am finished you will recieve a map with your teams Campsite on it as well as the one and only location of fresh water on the island before heading off.*
*Right All Even Divs to the Right and All Odd Divs to the Left*
Watching the gotei sort themselves out he grinned even more and started playing tetris off a gameboy that he had in his backpoket.
*Alright* He said seeing they had finished * Collect your Maps and Move out to Maxi over behind me then get going you will recieve more orders once you arrive at your camp sites.*

Moving over to maxi in a rush Z got to him first and grabbing one of the two maps off the hand extended yelled out to the gotei clutch
*ALL ODD DIVS FOLLOW ME TO WIN THE GAME!* And ran away from maxi towards the right side of the island. Right behind Z came Sacred who grabbed the sole remaining map off of Maxi before grabbing Ruk and running off towards the Left side of the Island
*SACREDS GOT THE MAP!* Yelled James Motioning towards the two who were running away and started after them
*With a roar of primal fury the rest of the even Divs picked themselves out of the struggle around maxi and ran after The three.

Standing alone in the middle of the beach, Clothes in tatters with only a piece of cloth left covering a certain part of his body, Maxi let out a sigh then picked up the rest of his clothing before walking over to a smilling Kuroro who was eating a donut...
*Lets hope they have that kind of attitude after tonight* Maxi said before walking down the beach with the silent Kuroro towards DB who had crashed the Yatch into the beach and was sitting on the side of it looking amused..

*Lets get it started ok guys* DB said with another flashy smile and handed out three cigars.

End of chapter one

Thoughts?

[_mike_]

heh! nice Ai, pity, its only taichou/fuku taichous. would be cool to have an all out division war...
/me warmongers

[Lolable]

Lol..very funny Ai ..keep it going please xD

[Undying]

It's good, but it should feature some of the other users as well...

[Ai]

There will be other users Featuring during the fic...But the main players are the Gotei,

Don't worry since it's Battle Royale style i'm going to have people "Drop" in to complete missions to kill certain members and so on...And the teams have to defend against that assasin...

And other stuff like that.

So yes you will get a chance to kill someone Undying...And yes if you want to be in it i can certainly probably manage to think of some way for you to get in it.

All this chapter was was setting up the scene and opening it it.

[Undying]

Ah, ok... Well, I sure would like yo be in it :).

[Fidchell]

lol...Undying shalll...die..

lol..i liked it..although my part was minimal in this chapter..

the crowd is screaming "RYUUKEN! RYUUKEN!" cant you hear it?

rofl

[_mike_]

hehe, not sure about undying "dying" (he IS un dying after all)....it would be cool to summon division members, or entire divisions,,(BFME style) other than that, cant wait 4 the next uberfunny wacky clubbleachalicious(?!) chapter.....

[Undying]

hey, can I be the guy that helps Ryuuken? I mean we are both Mods of Bleach World, so I would say that us allying (even though I will still be working on getting my division to the victory) is somewhat obvious...

[Ai]

Lawl...

There will eventually only be One winner...:)

All will be revealed in the chapters that will follow these..

[Kootje]

Awesome, but in one of the hopefully 9080458024938594028290upcoming chapters you should metion me and some others too;)

[Jasper]

o.O

Tofu dumped me :(.

I actually lawled at "Sacred's got the map" part :). But man... I sound too hyper, not that I'm not, but... Meh :P.

Keep the chapters coming :).

[Thing]

YARRR! I only got 1 line! ;-;

<_< Oh well, it's fine.
lol, that's how I would have been I guess XD

KEEP WRITING! I'VE SENT YOU MY INFO!

[Nomadic Dragon]

Thing..you got more of a part than I did..I just got my name mentioned with the captains and my VC's name was spelled wrong and the d in my name captialized. Ai it's RedXMaverick but so far it's really good. I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my seat. I like how you portrayed DB..it was just great. I can't wait to see more.

[Joe Black]

w00t! another fanfic writer other than myself and yourichi_sama! keep on going d00d, I want to see who wins. ^.^

[Hakuoro]

Great Fan Fic Ai. I like how you portrayed all the characters. I espercially liked the part where DB crashed the yacht i literally laughed out loud. So far so good i hope to see more chapters oh and i wouldnt mind being in this Fan Fic. :D

[SHiKaMaRi]

Awesome work, Ai...I woke my sister up with my laugh XD

[soulslayer_ichigo]

that wus one awsome story man, ur good. look into writing man . lol

[Askand]

*smiles* Nice story Ai. I really like it.
Well if there is hope at least only a cameo for me let me know I will like to know who this is going to unfold. LOL I really love it.
*grins*

[Sanzora]

LOL!!! Oh I can't wait to see how this turns out...

[Princess Tofu]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Awesome Fic!!! ^^


lol I pwned Z + all the other div. I have such high standars. WHy swim when some1 can swim for ya? XD

[Mavvy]

LOL. I kind of imagined Tofu was like Yachiru riding on Kenpachi's back during that whole swimming thing. xD

I laugh at the part where the yacht crashed on the beach. LOL
I love fanfics because when you imagine what is going on its so funny.

[Battōsai]

Wtf >.>

[Helikaon]

I would like to be in it coz its awesome.. can I be a wise bum.. that everyone knows is actually me but i keep denying it?

[Daifuku]

ROFL, nice job ai!
/me gives a ribbon to Ai

continue with this fanfic, looks funny

lmao, poor shu! XD

[Ai]

Chapter Two - The Evil Plot Emerges...As well as a Llama..

Following an uneventfull night of nothing but snoring and the occasional complaint from Super the odd div team (Which will now be known as OD team......get it...OD'd...:D.....:(....No-one gets my puns...) started to staggarly awaken from their slumber...

Upon ariving at their campsite which was situated at the base of a very large cliff in a little clearing between the base of the cliff and the forest beyond the previous afternoon the OD team had made their little shelters for the night.
Asian and Mool had a wonderfull time once they extracted the tent which Asian had forced Mool to smugle onto the island...In a rather questionable circumstance and to which Mool will hopefully never have to describe to her childeren...Should she live to have them...

Z on arriving had delegated the task of colllecting materials to his VC and then had started a fire in the middle of the clearing using nothing but his trusty Cubscout skills and the lighter which Spike had stolen off Ryuuken while he had been in the middle of the scrum the afternoon before.Once Spike had arrived back with some branches of wood and Ferns together in a unison that would have the front and back end of a horse crying about the beauty of it they had created a simple but rustic shack..Complete with inside Longdrop...
*Don't worry* Z had said turning to Spike *Once You channel the water from the water source to our campsite we'll make it a running toilet...*
*Oh goody* Spike had replied blandly...*More work* Before he had sighed and collapsed on the floor.
*Too little Stamina...* Z remarked before prodding Spike with his boot * I should make him train harder* Before going inside to rest.

Super and Pipp had arrived to claim the cave which was conviniently located at their campsite on the cliff face...After having erected a frail yet aducate defense system Pipp had then spent a lovely night in the relative warmth of the animal skins which Super had hunted down all that afternoon on the way to the camp site and had made a crude rug out of them...The various Llama skins were a great addition he had thought..

Hina48 and Sarah had teamed up with their VC's at the campsite to create a mud hut using the clay which was the bulk of the soil type found on the island inland...The hut reminded Boko and Ai of their minds...Tall...Strong...amazing...Yet uterly devoid of any rational thought...Known to mankind that is..

Thing had scaled the nearest tree and promptly went to sleep in the branchs with the order to Katen to "Guard" the tree...Katen had thought distinctly how pleasent it was going to be when this was all over before ignoring the order and leaning against the trunk and going to sleep..

Fotu...being the youngest Tachiou in the OD team had taken an idea out of the unimaginable depths of her hulk like mind and had let Shuyin take care of their shelter...This found her spending the night under a palm leaf held by Shuyin and using his Shirt and Jacket as a Blanket...

Once all the OD team were all awake save for thing who was still wedged up in the tree, they clustered around the fire...
*So what do we do now* Asked Boko stretching and poking the fire a bit more...
*who knows* Replied Katen handing a chocolate bar round the circle he had in his pocket.
*Thankz* Hina48 said, breaking a piece of the bar off and then handing it on to Mool who was sitting next to her on the log that had been placed near the fire as a communual lounge earlier before everyone had been awake by Z and Spike.
*What do you think we're supposed to do now?* Sarah Asked bopping Ai on the head repeatably whilst giving Z a sexy glance..
*I'm sure we'll find out soon* Z replied glancing wistfully at Tofu who was getting a back rub from Shuyin...

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

Their conversation was suddenly interupted by a loud boom from the several hidden megaspeakers situated in the trees around the camp...

*WHAT THE HELL* ..Thing yelled bolting upright ..*OUCH!*....After having been awakened from her slumber and falling the 5 metres to the ground from the branch..
*Mommy...Can I call him Fluffy...* She said mekely raising a single hand before promptly going back to sleep.

*Ahem...* A female voice sounded throughout the speakers...*Will The owner of the Black SUV please remove it from the disabled parking in front of the Cinema...* Before cutting off and leaving static crackling
*Sorry about that* Kuro's voice sounded out..*We had a crossed wire somewhere...Now to get on with things..*

Meanwhile..earlier on the other side of the island at the Even Divisions camp..

( Also Know as ED Team...Yes i know...Kill the messenger...But ED ROCKS!!!...For those of you that don't realise which ED i'm talking about...Cowboy Bebop ED!!!)

After Spending the Night tied to the only tree conviniently located in the centre of their camp which was just a big medow Sacred and Ruk awoke haltingly...
*Man...All i remember is them catching up to us and grabbing us and the nothing* Ruk said with a wince of his eye as he felt the large bump on his forehead which was the result of someone...Redx..Hitting him on the head with a Club once they had been caught up with..
*Really* Said Sacred with a wince of his own after feeling the 5 large bumps on his head Jame's Fault * All i remember is being is that sleasy bar in moroco with you last summer...You know...* he said turned his head slightly to look at Ruk * The one where we vowed we'd never talk about what we did last summer*...
*Why do i always get dragged along with you* Ruk said with a sorrowfull sigh whilst looking at the still forms of the other ED team members sleeping in a circle around a fire near the tree which had been lit by Ryuuken after 5 painfull hours of using a piece of wood and a piece of bark and much creative swearing and cursing about "losing" his lighter..
*I think they're waking up* Ruk said tipping his head towards the circle..For indeed they were...

Waking up the rest of the ED team groaned and stretched as they unsteadily got to they're feet..
* God that was a horrible sleep* HitsT remarked stretching his spine...*What the hell was i sleeping on* he concluded looking down
*Me you numbskull* Stupidman remarked painfully kneading his leg...*I can't feel my leg...Is that bad*
*It'll be fine* Sakura said coming over and massaging it * here let me kiss it better* she said bending her head down and giving it a quick kiss to the blushing of Stupidmans face..
*Thankz Sakura* he said quickly avoiding his face so she wouldn't see him blushing..The rest of the ED team looked on and laughed...All except for Sacred and Ruk..

*So what are we going to do with those two now* Redx remarked giving the pair tied to the tree an evil smile whislt hefting the club he had borrowed from jame's..
*Yes what are we going to do with them* Serendipty said going over to the two...Once next to sacred she reached out and with a piece of grass started applying her seceret torture technique..Also known as.."Grass Blade Tickling The cheeck Of The Imobile One"..

*AGHhhh* ..Sacred started yelled thrashing his head from side to side..*I GIVE IN.........I GIVE IN!.....WHEN I WAS 11 I TRYED ON GIRLS CLOTHING..." He finished before bowing his head and crying..
*Euhmm...* Serendipity said suddenly stopping...*I was just playing with you man..You didn't have to say anyhting....,...........But seriously..You tryed on womans clothing?....*
*I deny everything, Accept nothing, colaborate with noone and forgot what i just said* Sacred said meekly raising his head...*NOW WILL SOMEONE UNTIE ME*
*Me too please* Ruk said politely * I think the rope is cutting off the circulation to my arms...Mhmm..Yep definatly...See they're all blue and look like they're about to fall off..* He said glancing down at his hands..*No wait.....I see life down there* as his little finger started twitching *Nope there it goes*...

*Ok..fine but no funny buisiness again you guys* Nomadic said coming over and untying the two..*We're a team...A slightly freakishly styled team..but a team none the less.*
*Thanks* They chorused together rubbing their arms getting the circulation back into them..
*So what are we going to do now* Random havoc said as he wandered around the group aimlessly throwing a rock up and down *I miss Mool..At least with her it was fun* he mused quietly...*I wonder where they are*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM M!*

The hidden loud speaker in the tree sounded as a cascade of leafs desended upon the group..After a slightly weird anouncment about a black SUV to which Azn exclaimed *Wtf..I wondered where i'd left my car*..Kuro came on

*Sorry about that...We had a crossed wire somewhere.* He explained.. *Now to get on with things..* He remarked as if slightly amused..
*I hope you've all had a wonderfull nights sleep.I know we did..didn't we guys* He remarked to someone else
*Certainly did* DB's voice chimed out...*All those fluffy pillows were a great idea Maxi*
*Why thankyou DB* Maxi said..*Lucky we had all that money from the gotei's gear left over to buy ourselves all this stuff* He explained..
*....* <- DB
*....* <- Maxi *Forget that last bit*
*Ok* Kuro continued *This morning you will recieve your instructions..If you could all come down to the beach where you received your maps you will get your instructions delivered in person to you..*
And thus the announcment finished...

*Oh well...May as well get down there* HitsT said motioning the rest of the ED team to follow him as he walked towards the forest and the beach beyond....

Over at the OD teams camp..

*come on guys..* Z stated * We'd better go see what we've been "voluntered" for* as he led the rest of the team towards the beach..
*And someone remember to wake Thing* he concluded with a toss of his head towards the comantose thing lying underneath the tree..
*I probably should shouldn't i?* Katen said thoughtfully as he went to rouse his Tachiou..

The Beach

as both teams walked onto the main beach they spied each other and started getting excited..
*MOOL!* Random havoc yelled splitting from the team and running across the sand towards her..
*RANDOM!!* Mool yelled equally as loud causing a few members of the team to cover their ears and starting leaping across the sand towards him..But their meeting was not to be for when they were about 5 metres away from each other...(Thats about..oh...god knows how many feet for you american freaks..figure it out foryourselfs..its 5 am...)...A figure suddenly appeared out of thin air in a puff of smoke and a flash of light...Once the smoke cleared it revealed Unholy standing with both hands out stretched palms facing the two gotei members...

*Please refrain from speaking or touching each other* Unholy said commandingly..*firstly because it'll make it harder later on if you do..and secondly i don't think i could live with another slow motion hugh scene and keep my lunch in...Now back to your teams you two* He finished shooing the two back to the teams who had stopped opposite each other in front of DB and Kuro...With another puff of smoke and to the sound of coughing Unholy vanished

*Nice to see he still knows how to move* Kuro remarked taking a sip from a McDonalds drink...*Better tell them the stuff* He said prodding DB forward..

*Euhmm yes..* Db said and then coughed clearing his throat..
*The first Task...And the instructions for the game are as follows so i hope you all listen closely. We are doing Surviovor Clubbleach style..Which means we're ripping off of the japanese style..which means Battle Royale Style...Which means that we're probably insulting most styles out there by creating our own style like this...Styling eh?..:p...Anyway* He said with a wave of his hand as he started pacing back and forth in front of the groups clasping his hands behidn his back..
*The main aim of this game is to eliminate all of you through whatver means possible..Whether it be by elimination..when you break a rule..Or through Death..Which is the more perffered option because then we don't have to pay for your airfare home...For the beginning of this game the main aim will be to eliminate the other team before they eliminate you..The one and only rule is that you are not allowed to recieve any help what so ever or pillage or disturb we the Runners of the Game..Namely Myself, Kuro, Maxi, Undying and Pylar whom you will see in a moment..As for everything else..Go right for it and try it..I'm sure it'll be entertaining enough to be aired on the show......Once i am done talking and you've seen the demonstration of what happens to those who disobey the rule we will send both teams into the forest to start the game...Once one person has been eliminated the game will finish for the day and you can make your way back to your safe zones...Namely the campsites or the water source to get ready for the next day. So i hope you make it an interesting elimination otherwise i won't get that christmas bonus NBC were talking about...Anyway onto the demonstration of the disobeyer..Pylar won't don't you show them what happens to those that disobey the rule* DB concluded turning towards the yacht...

On the deck of the crashed yacht from the cabin area Pylar appeared leading a person covered with a rough woolen hood onto the deck..
*This is what happens to the rule breaker* Pylar stated before whipping off the hood to reveal Civ..
*Hey what the...Theres no Peanuts here* Civ exclaimed * And whats with the freaky people down there..?*
*Civ..You'll get your peanuts soon enough* Pylar stated to which he removed a pair of nutcrackers and desended on Civ..

[This next part is Civ basically getting his balls handed to him by pylar..Just imagine the bloodiest horror movie you've ever seen and add to that the soundtrack of Civ screaming in agony in the background]

*There that was fun wasn't it people* Db said turning back to the teams, most of whom where just standing there mouths open and with all the guys clutching their crotchs...

*Now...Be off with yea into the jungle..And remember if noone dies by the time the sun goes down we the Game Runners will pick someone ourselves...* He concluded with a grin before shouting *GO!!!* which caused the teams to scatter into the forest...

*Man i'm really hungry now* Kuro remarked tossing the empty drink over his shoulder..
*Hope they get the picture now* Maxi said sitting down in the sand and started to make a sand castle..*DB you forgot to tell them about the random div members which you've strewn in the jungle with weapons and orders to kill anyone who approaches them..
*Did I?* DB replied absent mindedly...*What a pity* :)

*MAN THAT WAS FUN!* Pylar shouted jumping off the yacht and running up to the trio covered in blood * Pity he passed out though...Wonder if i could heal him and try for longer later on..*

*We'll see* Unholy suddenly stated appearing in a puff of smoke behind Pylar..
*OMFG , I wish you wouldn't do that* Pylar shouted jumping about 2 feet into the air..
*Why don't you just walk like the rest of us?
*Then it wouldn't be fun would it?* to this Sandy chuckled..
*Lets go watch all this on the monitors ...This'll be a fun first day..* He said wandering back to the yacht..*I'll be there as soon as i've made my castle* Maxi said putting the finishing touchs on what was clearly the tajma-hall reincarnated down to the very last detail..
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Yea....Second chapter...Longest one...Now the following chapters will deal with one or two main characters as they battle the first days "game"..

[Undying]

*claps*

C00l.

DB is evil and hilarious as always.

I appear too little :(.

Go on!

[*Ririn*]

lol really good work Ai especially the way you'v described the charecters and their environment to the smallest details i can actualy picture it...nice work cant wait for the next chapter..:)

[Thing]

lol... I feel more like the 8th Divison Kyouraku then the 11th's Zaraki XD

Thank goodness I don't have balls, eh?
:p

Good work, Ai.

[Hakuoro]

Great addition Ai! Its another great chapter. I think youve captured the peoples real personalities perfectly :p. Its a shame waht happened to Cib though lol.

[Princess Tofu]

oooooo awesome-o. lol

/me wants to know who dies

:3

[layla]

*Yes what are we going to do with them* Serendipty said going over to the two...Once next to sacred he reached out and with a piece of grass started applying his seceret torture technique..Also known as.."Grass Blade Tickling The cheeck Of The Imobile One"..
:eek:
:eek:
i ares a girl ;-;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sad

[Daifuku]

^rofl

haha nice nice! go on! lmao, that will be fun XD

[Ai]

*Yes what are we going to do with them* Serendipty said going over to the two...Once next to sacred she reached out and with a piece of grass started applying her seceret torture technique..Also known as.."Grass Blade Tickling The cheeck Of The Imobile One"..


Congrats Sern....you just had another sex change operation to correct the mistake..

[Jasper]

Lol... Lovely :).

I LMAO-ed when I read Sacred's line "I tried women clothing when I was 11" rofl :). Good work Ai, keep it up :).

[Lolable]

Lol!
Sacred's parts are so funny lol
poor Civ...I guess thats your revenge eh Ai? ;3
I demand More ,More and More!!!xD

[Mavvy]

I ROFL'ed at Civ's part about the peanuts. xD

Very nice chapter Ai. Cant wait to see the fights. :D

[Undying]

It's the best ****ing thing I've read in a while, other than Bleach and CBZ. But,
/me still appears too little!

Though I trust you.

[_mike_]

/me cheers Ai...well done on another fanfic (tho prob written in the middle of the night :P) nice one

[Jasper]

=O

AZN IS DEAD! Random might soon follow =OOO.

Exciting... This ought to be interesting :). Good job Ai :).

[Princess Tofu]

Where'd u read that Z? o_o

[Jasper]

Ermm... Ai just deleted his post a minute ago. Thats why you can't see it =/.

[Princess Tofu]

you spoiled it for me then. DX

Bastard. ;^;

[Ai]

Chapter 3 - 6 ways to kill a captain

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*Lets see how they're going shall we* DB said as he switched a switch on the panel in front of him. Almost immediatly a large bank of monitors turned on to illuminate the cabin with their light giving the place an unatural feeling and showering the onlookers, Pyar, Maxi, Undying and Kuro with their dim light...
*How long do you give them before we stop for the day* Maxi asked leaning against the wall behind them
*0* Undying said...*They're too commited to one and another, Theres no way they'll kill each other..This is a dud plan i tell you DB ...no-ones going to die..*
*What about civ* Pylar asked quietly swiveling the chair she was sitting in next to DB around to stare at the others
*Well...he doesn't really count* Kuro said jokingly smiling at the others before taking the chair on the other side of DB and picking up a can from the floor and opening it took a drink and stared at the monitors..
*Enough small talk* DB said...*How are my pretty money makers going* He concluded gleefully, As one the rest of the game runners stared at the monitors..

Somewhere in the forest/jungle...whatever you want to call it...it's got big trees and stuff in it...

Random tiredly swatted aside the leafs on the log that had fallen and formed a natural seat in the forest....sighing tiredly he stared up at his tachiou..about 10 minutes earlier he and Azn had been part of the OT as they entered the forest after the graphic demonstration by Pylar...

Somehow they had become seperated from the group...Though privately Random wouldn't have put it past Azn to deliberatly get seperated just so they didn't have to keep up with the others anymore...Though he hated to admit it sometimes Random was glad to have such a lazy Tachiou, even if he himself became the one that was supposed to do all the div work..as long as he could just sit down and chat with mool he was happy..She was the only one that really understood his insane ways.

Azn sighed and sat with his back to the tree oposite Random..Having become seperated from the rest of the team with his plan complete he was happy...now he could stay in one place and do what he liked to reffer to as "Motionlessly wait for the opponent" and what other more motivated people liked to reffer to as "Whorecamping". It didn't bother him what people called it..He always got someone in the end and that was all that really mattered now wasn't it.

*Now Random..Like it or not...we're going to win this arn't we* He said looking in randoms face
*I guess so...As long as we don't have to do anything to bad* Random replied as he thought how ironic it was that the pair of them actually ran a div in the gotei..."How did we ever get anything done?" he mused.. *What are we going to do then* He asked
*We'll build a trap and then wait for someone to spring it...ok..*
*Euhmm ok...what sort of trap* Random asked puzzled
*A pit*'
*A pit?*
*Yea a pit...you know ..like "the pit boss wants his money now...give it to us or we'll break your legs you creep* Azn said
o.o......*I hope to god i never become as desperate as you Captain*
*no you don't...You idolise me...Hence why your my VC..* Azn responded..*Now go find a empty space and dig a pit and cover it with branches and leaves..I'll be waiting here..tell me when you've caught someone* HE finished with a motion of his hand to Random to go do it.

Sighing Random got up and walked away from Azn..."why do i put up with this" he mused snapping a twig off a bush he brushed his way through and started to munch on the end of it in his mouth.."Why didn't we just spend the holidays in the Div command like we usually do.."...muttering discountently Random continued to force his way through the undergrowth for about another half an hour till he finally came to a clearing.."This'll do..and i can't be bothered walking any further..I hope Mool comes through so she can kill Azn for me and put me out of my misery" Smilling at this last thought he pulled out his soul slayer and started using it to dig a pit...20 minutes later he had a sizable pit and a sizable blister on his hand..."I should have gone slower"..."But the sooner done the sooner i can go back to doing nothing"...covering the pit with branchs and leafs and then sprinkling dirt on top of it so that it was indistinguishable from the rest of the ground then attaching a thin piece of string to one of the branchs from the spool that he had in his pocket he walked about 20 metres away from it into the undergrowth and sitting behind a tree took off his shoe and tieing the string to his big toe crossed his arms and started to drift off to sleep..

suddenly he was jerked awake by something trying to tug his toe off the end of his foot...Scrambling to his feet he grabbed his other boot and started hobbling as fast as a one legged freak can when on steroids..as he was hobbling he pulled out his soul slayer and in one switf movement slid it down near his foot and cut the string and then in another amazing display of acrobatics grabbed the string...

Running up to the edge of the pit he leaned over the edge of it and looked in to see a figure holding onto the other end of the stick to which he had tied the string and was tugging hard..
*Super!!!* Random exclaimed as he got down on one knee and extended a hand to him..*here let me help you out of there* Taking randoms hand super pulled himself out of the hole and started brushing the dust and dirt of his front...
*Who the hell put that pit there?* He asked annoyed
*It was me sorry*
*Now why the hell would you dig a huge pit out in the middle of nowhere* Super asked shaking his head..
*Dude...The game*
*......Oh* Super said quietly...*That thing...So are you going to try and kill me now?*
*No..*
*No?* Super replied
*No..it doesn't seem right...We all need to find a way off this island...*
*I'm agreed iwth you there...But we can't be seen together, Agreed?* Super posed
*Agreed...You take off and try to convince the others that thats the best thign to do..I'll go back and try and convince Azn...I'll give you a ten minute start before i go so we can't be caught together ok..* Random said
*Ok...And good luck to you** Super replied * And thankz for the whole put thing..i'll see you soon* He finished running off in the general direction that Azn was
*WATCH OUT FOR AZN SUPER* Random yelled after the retreating figure..."ok...wait ten minutes then i should try and convince Azn that we need to get the hell off this island" random thought sitting on the edge of the pit and dangling his legs in..lying back on his back at the same time he started to drift into a lull like state of mentality...

*AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*WT* Random shouted bolting upright and nearly landing himself in the pit..*What the hell was that* He said and jumping to his feet started running in the direction of Azn...Leaping of rocks and trees and tugged out his soul slayer and started throwing it ahead of himself to clear obstructions so as not to be slowed down..

Clearing his way through one last bush Random suddenly came to the small clearing where he and Azn had talked a few hours before..The scene that confronted him boggled his mind..

Azn lying on the ground head twisted to the side, eyes open and unseeing...Hand grasping his Soulslayer in a death grasp...Blood coming out of his mouth..Hair half fallen across his face...The other hand of his grasping the blade of the soul slayer that was thrust through his heart....The soul slayer that was held by another Shinigami..

Time stood still for a moment for Random....Everything everywhere stopped..The only noise he heard was that of his own heartbeat which was beating painfully slow...He took in the leafs drifting across his field of vision..The mist his breath made in the open morning air.....and the face of the shinigami that had dealt the death blow to his tachiou...

*DEMONIC_ICHIGO* He yelled enranged as time snapped back to normal...*WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE*
Pulling his sword free from Azn's lifeless body Demonic looked at it then at Azn's body..then to Random...
*I'd think that's pretty damn obvious wouldn't you* He said casually...
*Why did you kill him* Random asked emotionally...*He's your tachiou..how could you?*
*HOW COULD I...Welll it was about $1 million for how could i...Donated by the one and the only..DB..and i heard once that there are only 6 ways to kill a Soul Society Tachiou..I wanted to test them...turns out theres only one way..A thrust through the heart to finish off their spirit..** Demonic said easily...
*Wait...thats the truth..?*
*Well yea....I ain't getting paid to lie..Just to kill everyone..And i must admit..It's pretty fun work...So no more talkies..Just die please..* And with this Demonic launched himself at Random..

Random was taken back..both at the sudden demise of his Tachiou whom he had respected with the admiration of one who longed for that sort of laziness and leadership..and also by the betrayal of their own division member Demonic...But gathering his thoughts...He hadn't been made VC solely for his lazy nature..although that did put a feather in his hat for Azn to see Random raised his Soulslayer and blocked Demonics incoming blow..

Taking a quick step back he leaped at the tree to his side and running a few steps up it jumped out into the air above the still form of Demonic and flung his SS at him...

Demonic merely stood there and as Randoms blade came flashing death towards him jumped up towards it..In an instant time slowed down as Randoms blade came flashing towards Demonics face he twisted his body as it came towards him and let it pass within inches of himself...Time went back to normal..Passing up past the blade Ichigo held his own blade ahead of him..Aimed directly for Randoms heart...

Random moving motionlessly through midair saw death coming towards him on wings of steal as Demonic moved unaturally upward towards him..he suddenly remembered all the moments in his life that he valued..The day he was accepted into the 6th..The day he became VC..the day he stole that lolly off that little boy...Everything was clear in his eyes...He looked back upon his life and reflected that it was probably not going to be made into an epic anytime soon..

Demonics blade curved upward through the air brushing aside a leaf as it travelled towards it's destination..Randoms lifesource...

Suddenly a twang split the morning air and Demonics sword was wrenched from his hand as an arrow pierced the blade and catchign it threw it over towards a tree on the far right of the pair and stuck it in there..

Time sped up...Demonic fell to the ground and quickly turned his head to the left to see the person who had interupted his death strike..
Random continued to fly through the air untill he struck a tree on the left where demonic was with a loud thunk..

Retrieving his Sword quickly Random looked to his right to see the person who had saved his life..

*Undying!* He exclaimed...*What are you doing here...?...Don't tell me your trying to kill me too...*
*No* Undying responded sensibily.* As much pleasure killing you would bring me i would never do it since your my VC...I came to save you and Azn instead..But it looks like i'm too late for our tachiou..Forgive me. If i had moved just a little bit quicker i might have saved him i fear..*
*Don't blame yourself undying...you are only one man* Clenching his fist undying raised it to his face and with tears streaming down his face said
*Yes i am but one man, But i am an honourable man..I will avenge you Tachiou..Even if i have to surrender my own life whilst doing so* And with that he raised his soulslayer which had taken upon the appearance of a Bow...drawing the string back he created an arrow out of nothing and aimed it at Demonic who was frantically struggling to remove his sword which was embedded with Undying's arrow in the tree..

*Try all you like to remove it* Undying said sadly..*But my arrows are only drawn to protect the ones I follow...and thus you will never be able to remove that honour* And saying thus he loosen his arrow..Speeding silent and true the arrow flew across the clearing to the other side to finish it's journey of vengance with a thud directly between Demonics eyes...
*Thats one down* Undying stated....*Now DB is next for making this insane game*
*Wait..* Random said...*Where are you going now*
*As much as i want to go after DB right now, i believe it would be a foolish thing to do..i will wait for him to return to soul society and will extract my revenge there...For now i think we should get off this island Fuku Tachiou...Agreed*
*Agreed* Random said commandingly...*But DB brought us here..and his yacht is the only way home...How are we going to get out of here*
*With another boat..I travelled here after i heard DB bribing Demonic back at home...I mored my boat on the other side of the island..If you follow me it should take us about an hour or two to get there and then we can get out of here..*
*Good...Lead on then..And may the god watch over your spirit tachiou...your death will be Avenged* Random said with a clenched fist then followed Undying in the opposite dirrection from where they had originally come from to freedom he hoped..

In the trees a shadowy figure waited silently...Dropping down it collected Azn, Demonics Soulslayers as well as Undying's Arrow...Leaping back up into the trees it chuckled softly and dissapeared into the canopy...

Back At The Monitors
*Dear God* Maxi breathed transfixed at the monitors...*What have we done DB*
*This doesn't look so good does it* Said kuro suddenly serious..
*Yes i believe You may be in trouble* DB breathed whislt staring fixated at the monitors..Each of which eaither held a dying agonizing death scream..Or scenes of fighting..

The end...

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@ Z..Sorry..It wasn't finished i accidently let it go..But now theres more and you know what happened..

@ Everyone...Every single main character will get a chapter that is dedicated solely to them..So you will hear Azn's side of the story as well as Supers side ...So everythings happening at once..Each chapter will weave in and out of other chapters and refer to things that happened in them..

[Jasper]

I bet Undying would be pleased to see his role in this part of the story :).

Great work Ai. This is getting more intriguing as you continue on :). You do realize that you'll need another 25 chapters to just finish the captain/VC events the way you plan to do it right? Unless you make you merge a few character's events with each other. In either case, good luck lol :P.

[Hakuoro]

Another great chapter Ai. I like my role lol. Since you said will be hearing Azn's side of the story that measns I shall appear again! Muhahahaha lol. Looking forward to more!

[Princess Tofu]

Nice chapter Ai. :)

RH is cool. xD Azn GOT WHUT HE DESERVED. lawl My question is, where the hell did Undying come from? xD

[Ai]

RH is cool. xD Azn GOT WHUT HE DESERVED. lawl My question is, where the hell did Undying come from? xD

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Chapter 3 - 6 ways to kill a captain
there...For now i think we should get off this island Fuku Tachiou...Agreed*
*Agreed* Random said commandingly...*But DB brought us here..and his yacht is the only way home...How are we going to get out of here*
*With another boat..I travelled here after i heard DB bribing Demonic back at home...I mored my boat on the other side of the island..If you follow me it should take us about an hour or two to get there and then we can get out of here..*


Great work Ai. This is getting more intriguing as you continue on . You do realize that you'll need another 25 chapters to just finish the captain/VC events the way you plan to do it right? Unless you make you merge a few character's events with each other.

I'm not going anywhere...Are you?

Azn's side of the story that measns I shall appear again! Muhahahaha lol. It also means i can write Azn's battle..as well as write what Super was doing..And whom the shadow figure is and so on..Your a minor character in the long run..

[Hakuoro]

Indeed i realized that. Im just happy im in the story. Usually i would have gotten ignored or something.

[Daifuku]

=o lol @ demonic >.>
nice chapter, sad azn got killed

[JamesThePhox]

W00ties. Random x MooL = Hilarious

*high fives*

[Sandal Hat]

hehe.

Great job so far, but I am surprised I haven't killed anybody yet. :)

[Rabid_Wolverine]

Hahaha I just finished reading through all of this. I have to say that this is pretty damn pwnage. Looking forward to see the next one Ai d00d.

[Mavvy]

Nice chapter Ai.

Each chapter gets more and more interesting. =P

[asian]

Awesome.
I enjoy this story.
=o

Btw.
Matty got pwnt.

[Undying]

I r l337.

Seriously, who else protects his taichou and fukutaicho just because they are themselves? :P

And you bet I'm satisfied with my role!!! Hounorable protector of whoever he resepcts/loves! And I r still 1337.

[Random Havoc]

LMAO, so now I'm the taicho of 6th division? And I'm in love with Mool?

LFMAO!!!

[The_Supervisor]

great, I fall in holes >.< haha, this stuff's pretty pwn, more requested soon :)

[Random Havoc]

Okay, a couple of days ago I just skimmed through all this. I just read everything now and wow I'm impressed. This story seems like it's going to be of high caliber. And I got a ginormous chapter pretty much to myself so early on... I'm content.

Can't wait to read the rest :) Keep up the great work!

[Ai]

Chapter 4 - How to stab a backstabber in the back!

Somewhere else in the Forest stuff

Ryuuken grumbled softly to himself as he walked along a worn out track in the forest.*You doing ok back there Stupid* He said over his shoulder to his VC who was walking along behind him on the trail
*Yea i'm good Thanks Prof* Stupid replied using the name he had always called Ryuuken by
*What about tweedle dee and tweedle Dum, are they good* Ryuuken asked reffering to Sacred and Ruk who were walking discontently behind the pair muttering to themselves.
*I'm pretty sure they're ok* Stupid replied * They havn't started complaining yet..So thats always a good thing, Plus i still have my Sword and my wallet..So you know things are getting along fine* He finished, stopping ans turning his head to flash a quick smile at the pair who had stopped talking to each other when they had realised the pair ahead were talking about them.

*We're fine* Sacred said motioning to Stupid to turn around and continue walking before turning his head back to Ruk and continued to chatter to him softly..
*Those two scare me sometimes Prof* Stupid said speeding up to fall into step beside ryuuken..
*Those two scared their mothers when they gave birth to them, Of that i'm sure* Ryuuken replied with a smile and a chuckle..*Anyway...enough of them where the hell are we going anyway?*
*What...You don't know where we're going?* Stupid replied suprised
*Not really...I've just been following this trail for the last hour...I think it's a circle...At least i know i've passed that tree at least 4 times already* Ryuuken replied with a nod of his head towards a particulary offence tree that was on the side of the trail...If the ugly tree had parents this tree would have been it's grandfather..that sort of tree..
*God thats an ugly tree* Stupid replied before asking *What should we do then?*
*Well i think we should maybe get off the track now that i think about it...And go find us some OD team members to Rap...I mean Kill and torture...:).* Ryuuken replied thoughtfully stroking his chin.
*Follow me* He said turning off the path and forcing his way into the bush's
*come on you two* Stupid motioned to the two behind them following his tachiou
*Of course we will* Said Sacred smilling to Ruk who looked somewhat doubtfull yet followed his own tachiuo after the two.

In The Monitor Room

DB turned away from the scenes of confusion choas and blood on the monitors and swiveling his chair around looked into the faces of his fellow leaders, *We're Going to have to do something about this* He said gravely * This isn't how it's supposed to go...They need to be stopped..This is running out of control*
*Why don't you just Tell them to stop?* Maxi asked questioningly
*I can't*
*What do you mean you can't* Maxi responded confused
*The PA system is out...Ever since the first death Azn i've been unable to get the system to work for some reason* Db explained.
*We'll just have to go tell them ourselves then* Kuro replied flexing his hand to allow his Soul Slayer which was a thin dirk to appear in it
*I'll go tell them* And with that he exited the room and walked out of the room,
*Unholy would you and Maxi go with him please* DB asked...*I don't want him to get sidetracked by some coffee or a plant*
*Yea we can do that* Unholy replied Joyfully...*Common Maxipad..Time to get your hands dirty* he concluded grabbing maxi by the arm and dragging him out of the room after Kuro
*What about me* Pylar asked DB politely standing up and looking him in the eyes
*Could you please go to the control box of the PA system and find out whats wrong with it please*
*Sure* Pylar asked smilling slyly grabbing her coat and walking out of the room. Once outside the room Pylar wandered past the mast of the ship..The mast which had a bit of sliced wire hanging down the other side of it from the aerial dish at the top of it...Whistling slightly She vaulted the front of the yatch and landing on the beach started a relaxed walk up it....Just as she was at the dunes near the forest front she stopped...Lifting her arm up she looked at her watch and smilled..

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

Pylars body was framed in a dark orange glow as the Yatch behind her suddenly dissapeared in a flurry of an explosion...Lengthening her smile Pylar put her hands in her coat pockets and slipped into the forest.

Somewhere in the Forest

Ryuuken and stupid stopped suddenly as Sacred and Ruk bumped into them from behind....
*What the hell was that* Stupid asked alarmed as he turned his head towards the direction of the explosion..
*I don't know but it didn't sound great* Ryuuken replied *I think we should head back to DB and find out....It didn't sound like it was part of the game..*
Turning to sacred and Ruk he said *Lead the way you two...*
*Nows a good as time as anytime* Sacred said sideways to Ruk
*Do we Have to?* Ruk pleaded
*Yes...stop arguing and follow orders..NOW JUMP* and with that Sacred whiped out his Soul Slayer and lunged at Ryuuken as Ruk did the same to Stupid...A feat which when one considers it was rather impressive considering they were in the middle of the bush's..

Ryuuken immediatly had his Soul Slayer in his hands and Blocked Sacreds Incoming blow...Sacred smilled at him and pushed at his sword harder..
Stupidman had been a little less lucky...He had managed to deflect Ruk's sword only to have it plunge into his arm just above the shoulder...Pulling his Sword free Ruk stepped back and looked at Stupid concentratingly..
*You alright* Ryuuken asked straining to keep himself from giving ground to sacred..
*I'm fine Prof...I'll move this elsewhere so you won't be bothered shall i* And sheathing his sword he clutched his Wound and flash stepped out of the bushes..
*Thats somewhat annoying* Ruk sighed also flashstepping after the fleeing VC.

*Why are you doing this?* Ryuuken asked suddenly building his strength and shoving Sacred back
*Isn't it obvious...If i kill you then it's one less captain who's in my way to kill DB*
*Not really...But then again i never could fathom your twisted logic..*
*Twisted logic* Sacred was appalled...Stepping back and assuming his attacking stance he looked Ryuuken in the eye and said * My logic is perfectly sane...If you were a Llama looking in a pool in the Ande's whislt balancing on one foot and singing "Mary Had A little Lamb"...Just vanish....Thief STAB!* He yelled suddenly as his sword vanished from his hand...

Ryuuken suddenly felt a twinge of panic...The captains of the CB Gotei didn't know each others Shikais for a good reason...too get all the captains together with their swords unleashed would cost DB a hell of amount of money in cleaning bills afterwards so they never tried it...he looked closely around waiting for Sacreds attack to come...suddenly out of the corner of his eye he saw Sacreds sword flying towards him...twisting his body he yelled out * SoulSaver SAVE ME!* As his sword lengthened suddenly to form it's shikai which was a length of Wood with a spear point on the end...Flipping it at the oncoming attack he mangaed to strike it and jumped backwards and downwards as sacreds Shikai ekpt on flying forwards..Missing him it dissapeared into the bush and he could faintly hear it as it struck wood and stone...

*THIEF STAB!* Sacred yelled from somewhere who had in the confusion of Ryuukens defense slipped into one of the bushes and hidden away...

Suddenly Ryuuken Felt something pierce him in the back....Looking down his eyes widened in shock as he reached his hand up and touched the point of the sword which was jutting out of his torso...

*And thus it is over* Sacred said smilling *You tried..Which is something...Not many people can survive one pass of my shikai....at least you did that* He concluded leaning against a nearby Tree..

*Don't count your chickens before their hatched* Ryuuken said sorowfully straighting up..Looking Sacred in the eyes as he could feel his blood leaving his body he pointing his Spear at him and said quietly..*Ban.....Kai...*

Everything went brightwhite for a moment...Sacreds Sword was flung out of the light to land in the bushes behind Ryuuken...As the white light cleared Sacred's eyes widened as he looked at Ryuuken..

Ryuukens Spear had transformed whislt in the light...It's length had increased and it's blade had been flung out horizontally from the staff to form a Sythe..
*Impressive eh* Ryuuken said as he stepped forward and Sliced across Sacreds Astonished Form...Blood spurted out of the long deep gash that had appeared in Sacreds Front...Falling to his knees with blood coming out of his mouth Sacred looked into Ryuukens eyes and gasped..

*But How?*...
*It's simple...My Bankai allows me to transend death for a few moments to allow me to deal the death blow to the opponent that gave me my wound..It can only be used in death...And i've only used it once before when i tried to fight Kuro..It was only because Hinamori was there that i was saved...*

And with that he dropped his Sythe as it returned to it's concealed form and fell to the ground...

Suddenly the bushes crashed as someone tripped through them into the area where the two captains had been fighting..Looking at the two dead forms and all the blood spattering the bushes near Sacred Super picked himself up and failing his arms above his head started yelling insensibly and ran into the bushes on the other side wildly*

The End

[Sacred-kun]

Damn, I was owned by Prof!

Great chapter, Ai. :3

[Random Havoc]

What a fight... Bankai and all! Does this mean DB is dead? :o

[Fidchell]

death to sacred!

[Lolable]

omg ..they died?o.o
aww no chance marrying prof now ;-;

[Jasper]

=O

Sacred and Ryuuken got owned! Exciting fight ;). MORE! MORE! MORE! I demand more :P.

Good job Ai ;).

[Daifuku]

that was a nice chapter, more more ai! ;)

[Mavvy]

Whoa Whoa

More fighting and deaths.

Whoa Whoa

Even members against Even members

Keep them coming. :D

[Undying]

ZOMFG. This is so leet.

UPDATE NAO!

[BeeCrest]

/me hugs Ai for being so evil

Keep it up Ai, we all want to know what happens next :)

[Hakuoro]

Great chapter Ai! They just keep getting better.

[Princess Tofu]

/me dances in glee

\o/ I just love it when a story gets dramatic early on. :3 Awesome chapter. Why is super in the end? Shouldn't it be Stupid? =x lol very nice. ;)

@Sarah: Gold digger! XD

[iriseyes]

Nice update Ai. =D

(I'm praying I don't show up in Tofu's chapter, I shall surely die there, -_-;; )

[*Ririn*]

woah this is getting so exciting cant wait for the next chapters...good job Ai

[Thing]

Neato.
Hurry up with the next chapter.

[asian]

Damn, I was owned by Prof!
Great chapter, Ai. :3

Quoted for the truth.

ANYWAY.
Nice chapter yo.
Keep 'em comin'.

[Fidchell]

lol make yoruichi revive me =D

sowe can be married.

[Lolable]

Yes I completely agree with Ryuu then I can kill him myself :p
Comeon we want the next chapter xD

[Undying]

*shakes head*

Lust runs free now, eh?

[Ai]

Chapter 5 - Why You Follow The Rules

The Good Old Forest

Stupid flashstepped through the bushes and past trees with his arm clutching the wound on the opposite side of his body just above the shoulder. Blood was flowing more haltingly now but was still leaving big bloody splotches on the forest floor as well as the bushes as he went through them leaving a trail even DB could follow he thought grimly.

Speeding up a little bit he flashstepped up into the canopy of the trees and stopped for a second on a branch...Cursing he ripped off the sleeve of his shirt and used it to tie over the wound...Then straightening up he flattened himself up against the trunk and pulled out his Soulslayer and kissing it's blade whispered "Outshine Their Eyes" As a soft green glow surrounded him.

Ruk was annoyed...First Sacred had dragged him with him on that stupid yatch trip...then he had made him fight...Was nothing ever going to go right for him. Keeping his eyes on the blood trail on the ground he smiled...This trail was big enough for even DB to follow...

A little while later found Ruk slowing down his running...Stopping he bent down and scratched one of the blood splotches with his sword...Noting as he did that his sword went right through it and left it exactly the same as it had before.

Swearing he shifted into a battlestance and yelled.
*HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS?*

*Oh about half an hour no need to shout* Stupids amused voice drifted out of the surroundings...*Of course it might have been longer I only woke up from a nap about 15 minutes ago*
*Bastard, You never told anyone that you had a Kido style Soul Slayer*
*Well i did...It was at last years christmas party...Except everyone was too boozed up after hearing DB's Speech that nobody paid attention....Come to think of it...I can't seem to remember much more of that night except waking up in the same bed as yoruichi_sama the next morning*
*.....So what do i do now...?* Ruk asked scanning his surroundings..
*Well you may or may not notice that your currently loosing your Spirit energy.Once you've lost your energy you'll fall unconcious..At which point i'll kill you...Basically my shikai maintains the illusion around your mind by using your own Energy...Which is good for me since it means i can do other stuff at the same time*
*Why not just kill me now then?* Ruk asked puzzled
*Well..I normally would..But some bastard stuck a sword in me awhile ago and I need to dress it.*

Ruk sighed...Once again he was in a situation where he was forced to work...
*Theres only one flaw with your plan though Stupid.* He said confidently
*Oh and whats that?*
*Well..your plan might have worked except for the fact that i also have a kido style soulslayer...*
*Really?*
*Yes.* Ruk responded leveling his sword in front of him and staring at the sword on which was still some of Stupids blood. * My ability lies in the fact that once this sword has been tainted with the blood of it's enemy. I can then start shutting down your internal organs by "abusing" your mind*
*Yes that would be a bit of a bother* Stupid replied...*That is of course if you really did still have control over your shikai..*
*What do you mean?* Ruk asked suddenly less sure of himself.
*Well...Lets say for instance that a certain someone no longer had in his posesion that which enabled him to make his shikai work properly..Someone like you lets say...And that possesion being your Souslayer.*
*I think your messing with my mind.*
*Are you sure?* Stupid queried back.
*Only one way to find out...I'll call your bluff* Ruk said suddenly confident..

Closing his eyes Ruk Concentrated on his blade again, the air around him shone a slight Black...The wind blew slightly through the illusion making his hair wave gently..smilling to himself he opened his eyes and dropped his sword as the air returned to normal..

suddenly the clearing wavered and vanished to reveal a different clearing...lying on the ground beneath a tree was the twisted form of Stupid..
*You stupid stupid man* Ruk said...* I always win* And gently hummed to himself as he cleaned off his blade with a rag that he pulled out of his trouser pockets.

*You sure about that* A voice drifted out of the surroundings
*What the...* Ruk exclaimed as his sword suddenly vanished from his hands leaving only the rag which was now clean. Stupids body wavered and dissapeared and from behind the tree out stepped Stupid at his belt he had his Sword securely strapped in place..and in his unwounded arm he held Ruks sword.
*I believe this is yours* He said quickly hefting the sword like a spear and throwing it at Ruk...Flying straight and true the sword embedded it'self directly into Ruks Head..

Looking down at Ruks corpse Stupid remarked *Just because i'm named stupid doesn't mean i'm stupid* Turning around he look at his surroundings...*Now where the hell is Prof* he concluded before randomly picking a direction and flashstepping out of the place.

A shadowy figure dropped out of the trees silently and pulled Ruks sword out of his head before jumping back up into the trees and merging once again with the gloomy canopy.

Somewhere else in the goddamn forest

Z Looked back at Spike and Shuyin as they were talking to each other about some random thing....This would be the excellent time he thought as he glanced beside himself to Tofu who was wandering next to him smilling to herself and holding her broken arm..

The group of four had found themselves alone after the rest of the OD team had somehow gotten lost along the way..

Whilst moving through the forest they had come across several of the "People" that DB had scattered around the place. And had dealt with them accordingly Shinamori who had tried to ambush them at a small stream running in the forest had ended up being mauled to death by Shuyin after he had unluckly chosen Tofu as his first target. Shuyin was very protective of his Tachiou, Z realised at that moment by the sheer furocity and tenacity that Shinamori had been torn apart by....

Then had then encountered Puffydani from the 7th division who had demanded a girl on girl duel with Tofu...This wasn't going to be that bad Z had thought has he watched the two girls wrestling in one of the mudholes that were situated in the forest...Pity that as soon as Tofu had had her arm broken she had gone into hulk mode and and literally pummled Puffy to death..yes Z could see why Tofu and Shuyin where in the same div..They were both incredibly powerfull despite their looks...And insane.

Looking Tofu up and down Z decided to have another go at it...
*So...We were interupted rather..harshly whislt we were on the yatch before..And i never managed to get your number.. What do you say we rectify that right now?* He said looking her in the eyes.
*Is that all you men ever think about* Tofu demanded...*All you want are numbers..but NOOOO you never ever want to just have sex...It's All about possesion to you..BUT GUESS WHAT!!...NOBODY'S GOING TO OWN ME* she ranted .
Shuyin ran up behind her
*Are you alright Tachiou...How's your arm?...What did Z Do?...Did you want me to Kill him for you?..*
*No it's all right* Tofu said quietly looking at Z alarmed face...*I was just telling Z some facts of life..*
*Ok..But remember i'm right back here if you need me* Shuyin said somewhat dejected as he slumped back to continue his conversation with Spike..

Suddenly their mutual conversations..Or the rathe one sided convesation with Z that Tofu was having were cut off by a voice coming from a figure standing up the trail a bit with two others on either side of him.

*Sorry to interupt your hike..But I really think that it's time to die..*

The four stopped and looked at Kuro as he fingered the tip of his dirk which was protruding out of his right sleeve with his left thumb..

*May we ask why you want to kill us?* Z asked stepping forward in front of the rest..
*Well you broke the rules..and because of that I finally get to have some fun..*
*we never broke the rules* Z said stunned
*Yes you did...Did you or did you not first encounter Minion number 6 Shinamori and help him shuffle off this mortal coil..And then encountered a miss puffy and helped shorten her life drastically after entertaining yourselfs with a mud match?*
*Yes we did..but that was self defence...* Spike said stepping up behind his tachiou and defending them.
*Self defence...murder...Little details* Kuro said waving his dirk...*Details Details...My order is final..I hope you said your prayers this morning* He concluded suddenly advancing on the four as Unholy and Maxi watched sitting on a log curiously.

Another random area of the big forest that looks deceptivly small earlier

Yoruichi wandered along by herself..She had already lost Ai in an earlier scrimmish with a pair of division members who had been intent on killing them...

Of course she wasn't sad...She hadn't lost him to death...Rather as soon as the fight had started he had vanished...She supposed that he probably got bored and left..Thats what usually happened...

Wishing that Ryuuken was around sarah suddenly heard a wild scream not far off...

*That was Tofu I swear* She muttered to herself as she ran in the direction of the scream.

End

[Undying]

O_O!!! OMFG! OMFG! So cool!!! More! NAO!

[Lolable]

waking up on the same bed with me.....>.>;;
Anyways this chapter is so funny lol,,poor Ruk
and hurry up with chapter 6 please I want to know what will happen Next :3

[Jasper]

???

My debut was this soon? *sigh* and against Kuro too. Oh and... Why am I portrayed as a flirt? I'm the furthest thing from that =/.

[Elocin]

GAH. This is so good. I wanna know what happens............... =O

[Undying]

@Z: I think you should try that sometime ^_^.

[iriseyes]

Bleh, still haven't appeared. But so good! =D

[Random Havoc]

Looks like Shinomori had a small role lol!

+reps
[edit]erg seems like i can't right now.

[_mike_]

W O W!!! hadnt read the past 3 chapterz...friggin brilliant...i want more NOWWW

[*Ririn*]

sugoi!! that was fab need to read the next one soon...hurry!! hehe

[bleachking12345]

verry good

[Mavvy]

Uh oh

More pwnage. :D

Next chapter please. ^_^

[Hakuoro]

Another fgreat chapter Ai. :D Now I am beginning to wonder who is collecting the zanpakutou's......

[Daifuku]

lol! Z as flirter xD
awesome! :Domo

[The_Supervisor]

Ai u need to write more of this soooonnn!! plz :(

[Daifuku]

yeah :/ i'm waiting for the next chapter but it keeps idle... lol!

[SoundWave]

omg.. why didn't I read this b4.. awsome!.. ^^

[Princess Tofu]

lol @ my character. XD

It would make more sense if you would give us a list of what the rules were. xD

[Acissej]

Ai, now you must kill me off! If you ever get unlazy and add another chapter. Bwahahaha.

[Daifuku]

ai, I need something to read other than school's book :<

[silverwolf801]

Moreeeeeeee I need my fix man

[Ai]

Chapter 6 - Confusion reigns

Somewhere In The Water Near The Island

Planks of wood floated quietly past the seagull floating on the water...A plank of wood...A piece of rope..some sail cloth...And DB hanging onto a loose plank.

DB sighed and shook the water out of his hair as he hung onto the piece of wood floating in the remains of the yatch. He had just sent Pylar out to check out the PA system and had settled back in his chair and had pulled out a cigar. Just as he had struck the match and was lighting the cigar everything went to hell...Looking back on it he conceded that maybe he shouldn't have bought the Cigars from mexico..They had one hell of a kick to them...

Suddenly he heard splashing as something surfaced near him...Looking to the source of the distrubance in the water a head suddenly popped up followed by the body which lunged over to him and grabbed teh plank he was on as well..

*Hey DB!* Said Bee...*Fancy seeing you here...*

DB just looked at bee confused....*Where the hell did you come from?*
Bee smiled and tilted her head and spat a gold fish out of it who leaped happily to its freedom *Well...I kinda snuck myself aboard the yacht when you were all taking off out of CB*
*You are so lucky I left my sword on the boat* Said DB sighing *I can't be bothered to do anything about your insubordination right now...Just start kicking* And with that the two of them started paddling their plank in the direction of the island in the distance.

A while later
Pylar whistled to herself as she strolled through the forest ocassionally tossing the sword that she had relieved from the yatch before she had left it...It really was a fine weapon she considered holding it still for a moment examining it carefully..Pity that she had to kill it's owner so sneakily...But he deserved it....

Suddenly she stopped as she heard a twig snap near a tree just in front of her..A shadowy figure stepped around the trunk and looked at her
*Good job* The figure said holding out his hand, Giving DB's sword to the figure Pylar smiled and said
*easy as pie, He didn't have a chance in hell...* Inspecting her fingers as the figure drew the blade of the sword and admired it she remarked *So what's the plan now?*
*Oh..not much* The figure replied off handingly dropping the sheath to the ground and stepping closer to Pylar...*Just getting rid of loose ends you might say* As he lunged forward and ran Pylar through..*It was fun being with you my dear* He said sorrowfully as he drew her along the blade with his other hand and kissed her on the mouth.*But even I don't like sharing that much power* Before he ripped the sword out of Pylars body and collecting the sheath from the ground looked up and leaped into the canopy of the trees.

Pylar felt the life going out of her as she raised her right arm with her remaining strength and held it out to the departing figure and slowly managed to whisper out
*But....I ...thought...you...loved......* before her arm dropped to the floor as she died.

Somewhere in the Forest again

Yoruichi_sama ran through the forest in the direction she thought she had heard Tofu's scream from...weaving her way in and out of the trees and the bushes, leaping over a suprised Snake who was resting on a rock that had some light streaming onto it she noticed that the area was getting more dense with vegitation.

Pulling her soul slayer out she started hacking ahead of her as she ran, All of a sudden the vegatation vanished and she was in a mini clearing. Frowning to herself she inspected the branches.

*These are swords cuts* She remarked suprised and began to steathly follow the devastation of the bush's..round a bush she came into a slight larger clearing to notice alot of blood on the ground gasping she stepped back against the tree to regain her balance and felt something brush her leg..Looking down she saw Sacreds Dead body lying there with a large wound across his front eyes Unseeing staring at her

*AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH...GROSS* she yelled stepping back from his dead body and quickly Plunged her sword down into the still body...
*Oh wait...hes already dead...* She remarked pulling her sword out and turning around started to examine the battle area...
*This isn't right, Theres too much blood for it just to have been Sacreds* She thought as she started rumaging through the bushes on the side of the clearing trying to find the other body..Pulling aside one bush she came across another form..leaning over the face down body she turned it right side up and a tear came into her eye as she stared down into the face of Hinamori..

*Oh Hina* She said chokingly as she wiped the tear off her face, *How did this happen...* Suddenly she frowned and inspected Hina's wound more closely *This isn't sacreds doing...This wound was caused by DB's sword.

Unbeknowst to the rest of the gotei leaders Yoruichi_sama had done research on the rest of the leaders when she had become captain..One of the research items was getting video of every persons Shikai...she was the only one who knew the exact damage and type of skills every other leaders soul slayer did..And it was a secret she guarded closely...

Clenching her fists she got up and with tears streaming down her face promised herself that the next time she found DB she would kill him for doing such a stupid thing and causing all of them to come to this cursed island.. Pulling her sheathed sword out she continued to run towards where she had heard Tofu's scream coming from.

The End
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It's short, It's sweet and it took about a month to get around to it..But this marks a comeback of activity for me and this fanfic...

Who is the shadowy figure?
What the hells going to happen to Z_Blitz and tofu and their vc's?
What flavour icecream does Maxi like?
Where the hell did Profs body go?
Was Pylar still a virgin when she died?

All these answers and more will be answered in the coming chapters..Which will be longer..T_T...

[Undying]

W00t!!!

Pimpin'....

Did I spell it right? :D

Anyway Ai... if ya need help... well, you know.

[The_Supervisor]

Splendid Ai :D Hope u'll bring out new chapters more regularly now

[Thing]

BLARRGH! WHEN AM I GOING TO APPEAR AGAIN?! :( I hope I didn't get blown up...
SIGH.

Yes, hurry with the next chapter.

[Undying]

BTW Ai...

Undy is gonna get his own gal rightzors? *draws Zanpy out* or else...

[Jasper]

Man... Pylar died :(. You cold-hearted beast. How could you? :(.

You're exposing Sarah to emotional stress. Now she's bound to breakdown any minute. And Tofu screaming right next to me would mean that I'll die of deafness =/.

(I never heard of a guy who died of deafness, but something tells me I'll be the first =p).

[Undying]

Possibly the second - if someone else dies of deafness first. :)

[Evanesque]

Nice writing Ai...keep it up...*cookies galore*

Waiting for more...:D

[*Ririn*]

nice work Ai...waiting for your update....

*steals cookies and hides* you will not give out anymore cookies Eva..except to me...hehe

[Lolable]

Oh yes I am so delicate Ai =/
Looooooool! I love my character but poor hina and py ;-----;
and I am going to go against DB? ......I am going to put Z_Blitz as my shield then :p
Keep 'em coming pleaaaaaaase Ai ;3

[pylar]

Good to know I was just killing people for a boy *rolls her eyes*
:P

[Daifuku]

nice chaptie, I died. o.o lol

[Hakuoro]

Sweet chapter Ai. I probably should have checked in on this thread more often and I would have noticed the new chapter sooner...lol.

[layla]

lol, nice chapterXD

so many ppl died ;-;

[iriseyes]

Ai, when am I going to appear? You promised. =/

[Mavvy]

The bloodshed~ The bloodshed~

Next Chapter Please~ :D

[asian]

Rofl, was Pylar still a virgin when she died?
Ahhhh.
Good times.
:)

Good chapter yo.
Keep it up.
Or I'll keel you.
=o

[SoundWave]

SO AWSOME!... fantastic chap. Ai, if you need any help, just send me a pm or something.. I'm not a good writer, but I can check for bad grammar.. lol xD

[Hakuoro]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. N0s you just wanna see it first you bugger. Ive seen through your evil scheme.

[Ai]

Have no fear i have not forgotten this, Knowing that i'll be too busy with stuff over the next few weeks and probably year i'm lightening my load a bit and have made this into a collab fanfic.

Undying has very kindly agreed to write chapters as well, but don't worry we're talking and the main storyline which i set up is still going to go on.

So Undying knows what the next chapter needs to have in it and he is setting about to write it..When he posts it up that will be it..

A big hand for Ud :Domo

[Daifuku]

mkay *waits* =]

[Evanesque]

*claps for Undying* :Domo

But where ish he? How long will he take to post the next chappie? When when when? *is impatient*

We want some more action! :D
*snow flakes*

[Undying]

/me apologizes for the delay

I had hoped to post earlier... but I couldn't, due to the fact that I had to learn Photoshop and all (Secret Santa =O).

I assure you that the chapter is near completion and shall be posted today, in a matter of no more than 2 hours.

I beg, please be patient.

[Evanesque]

*tries to be patient for Ud's sake* Ok ok...I understand, especially since you mentioned secret santa =o I had a hard time making my gift but sadly I haven't yet discovered who MY secret santa is...*sniff* he/she still hasn't given me my christmas giftie *sniff*

Anyho...I look forward to seeing your continuation of the fic...*waits*
*gives cookies in advance*

[Random Havoc]

Keep up the stories. Everyone's dying to hear them. You have a lot of talent AI.

[Undying]

ZAP

Here it is, at last!!!

An xmas present for you all!

Survivor Club Bleach Island
Chapter 6.1 – The death and the rebirth, hacking, and what’s in between.

-Written by Undying-
-Story by Ai-
-Character by the CB Gotei 13-
I wish to announce that this entire work must be read perfectly seriously. This is a serious work of fiction, and is not meant to make you laugh. If you laugh, you die. Got that?

The island of Club-Bleach, an outing for tired captains and vices was, from the above view, a lush paradise of green jungles, sandy beaches and magnificent sunsets. Well, that’s what you saw when you looked at it from the skies. What was going on beneath that green canopy was… not so pretty.

BeeCrest and DragonBlade were both walking on the beach, sodden with seawater and tired. They were trying to find out if there was something to eat that didn’t need killing, but after their little encounter with that tiger in the jungles they decided to try and find something on the beach. Only, they haven’t found anything… yet. Suddenly BeeCrest shouted in delight.

“There DB! There! There’s something big and probably tasty there!” DB was more skeptical but right now his hunger had the louder voice in the parliament of his decision making. They both ran towards the big, cake like figure, hoping for food, sweets… and they saw a huge mess of seaweed. Not ones to waste food, they ate some. And then BeeCrest shouted again.

“D…D…DEAD PERSON!!!” DB looked at her side of the seaweed mound, and there was indeed someone buried there, in the sand. He got to his knees and started digging. You never know, maybe they had a candy in their pockets.

Earlier, somewhere in the jungle

Tofu had her arms in front of her face, expecting to feel the biting of the sword any moment. Only… it never came. Opening her eyes slightly, she saw a figure standing right before her, arms spread in a cliché “I will not let you hurt those behind me” stance. Opening them wider she saw it was –Shuyin-, bleeding badly from a massive cut on his shoulder. Kuroro’s hat floated through the wind to land on its owner’s head as –Shuyin- fell on the ground with a slight sigh and remained there, eyes glazed over and blood pouring out of that horrid gash. Kuroro shrugged.

“What a loyal fella… say Tofu… do you have any attachment to him? Because you’re going to join him right about… now,” he raised the bloody sword again. Tofu just screamed.

Somewhere nearby

The man groaned a bit. He felt his life returning to him, but he couldn’t remember anything. Something most definitely happened but… what was it? Why wasn’t he dead? He kept his eyes closed and waited for a few more moments to be sure he wasn’t dead or dreaming. Well, if being dead hurt so much, then he doesn’t want to die. Or was he alive?

Back into Tofu’s part of the wood

Tofu rolled backwards from Kuroro’s slash, as he cut off a nearby tree branch. Looking at his feet, the highest she could get her eyes to, she saw he was stepping on –Shuyin-‘s face. Rage filled her.

“DAMN YOU CUSTARD!!!!” she screamed as she suddenly lost it, wanting nothing more than to kill the dirty custard (author’s note: use of swear words is strictly prohibited when they are used by children below the age of 15, and hence every time Tofu says “bastard”, it will be heard as “custard”. Why? Because Tofu isn’t 15 yet ^_^). Not hesitating one moment she charged headlong in Kuroro bashing her fists against his sword. The metal rattled as he retreated, catching her hits with his blade.

“Nice… you…” he panted a bit. He raised his sword with a grin, preparing to slash her, when Z_Blitz and Spike moved in, swords raised, striking at him. They were, apparently, no longer paralyzed by Tofu’s insane scream. He jumped back, two slashes on each arm, and landed on a branch which promptly broke beneath his weight. When he finally extracted himself from the bushes, underbrush, some leaves, and an ant nest or two, he stood up and gazed upon both his new opponents. Z_Blitz, holding his sword slightly askew, and Spike, who held a Bleach Hentai magazine with his left hand, stood on either side of Tofu, apparently looking badass. Kuroro decided it may be a good time to regroup – as he never retreated in his life! – When two more figures appeared. Maxi and ScumfFuchs, who was more commonly called “Swamp Fox”. And he didn’t earn that nickname for no reason. Maxi held a strawberry and chocolate ice-cream in his hands, and was eagerly licking it. Maxi was a deadly guy, with his Japanese writing on his shirt, and his cool looking moose sitting on his shoulders.

Kuroro gave an evil smile as he brushed a few leaves from under his shirt. “You are doomed now, Blitz, Spike, Tofu. I suggest you use your chance and run before we…” Spike slashed at his arm.

“Ah crap…” remembered Kuroro, “they are deaf, and they can’t damn hear me. Yeah wonderful…” Maxi gave a long and exaggerated sigh.

“Jeez Kuroro, can’t you even properly kill some captain?” he asked, and the moose on his shoulder bared its deadly fangs. Tofu, Z, and Spike all visibly tensed at the moose baring its fangs and then, suddenly maxi and sumpf flash-stepped in front of Z and Spike, respectively, all standing in combat positions.

“Let us fight a fair fight,” suggested maxi, his tone mocking, and raised his zanpakto. Kuroro snickered.

“Yeah… let’s fight a fair fight, Fotu.” Hearing her most hated nickname (my word on it), Tofu charged blindly at Kuroro… only to find the point of his sword plunging into her chest (or lack thereof). Tofu only managed to gurgle softly before she slid down, blood pouring from her chest (or lack thereof). Kuroro snickered.

Spike wasn’t having an easy time either. Scumf was not named “Fox” for nothing; his incredible skill at surprising an opponent was evident. Spike was having trouble figuring out the outcome of every slash. An idea struck him and he suddenly backed off, and Scumf, who weren’t expecting this – they had settled into a rhyme of “I get hit lightly, you slash” – and so he had over swung his blade, loosing his balance and staggering forward. Spike rushed into that opening and tried to cut him… when Kuroro’s sword met his main artery.

“Wharr…” he gurgled as both the fox and the hat snickered.

“Try tag team battles, loser.”

About two meters from there. I just love those bold titles XD.

Z always thought himself a good fighter, but maxi proved him better. The moose-man owned him and was laughing as he was doing it. Suddenly he realized he had three guys turning on him now and not one. He wanted to scream, but not a sound came out as he watched three swords descent upon him, and then…

Someone was carrying him, away from the three swords. Looking us, he recognized Yoruichi_Sama’s beautiful face.

“Wah…wha?” he stammered while she gracefully landed on a branch, and then jumped another three feet into the air as she saw a spider, which resulted in a headlong dive into the underbrush, where she jumped again, this time at a sight of an ant. It took quite a few moments for Z to realize he was being saved.

Turning towards the three admins, Yoruichi (or Sarah) had a very stern expression. All three of them were snickering behind their palms. She bit her full lower lip.

“You two won’t be snickering much longer…bankai!” suddenly sumpf, maxi and Kuroro couldn’t see or hear each other anymore. They stared into endless darkness stretching into eternity. Sarah smiled evilly. “This is my bankai… I will keep its name secret for storyline purposes (and because Ai haven’t announced it and I simply don’t want to name it), but you may know its effects. You are now blind… and deaf. DIE SCUM!” with those words, Sarah’s zanpakto slashed Scumpf’s throat out of its proper place below his chin. A spray of blood as thick as a bulky branch burst forward, and some of it hit Kuroros’s hat and maxi’s moose.

Not wasting any time to let her opponents learn her weaknesses, and angry with them for nearly killing so many friends, Sarah rounded and attacked Kuroro… only to have him catch her sword with his fist (Zaraki style). She gaped, and he smiled.

“Foolish girl. My hat is my special device that can detect anything. Simply put, when that spray of blood hit it, I was momentarily free of the effects of your bankai, allowing me to properly judge its effects and powers, and more importantly, weaknesses. You didn’t think I’ve become an admin because of my sexy hat and clogs did you, you-?”

Sarah cut him off with a slap. “URGH! If you want to kill me do it! You’re boring the audience with those anime speeches! I-“ what she was about to say, none shall ever know, as Kuroro tried to stab her at close range, only to lose his finger as Z’s sword slashed across his hand, and Sarah vanished and appeared in Z’s hands.

“WTF?”

The unified question was answered as Z grinned. “Do you think I shall allow a sexy girl to be hurt? I have to yet to see her panties… that is to say; I am yet to have got her answer whether or not she will go on a date with me!” He gently put Sarah on the ground, where she slipped and her skirt managed to tear right at that specific place (if you haven’t understood this line, let me explain: her skirt (she is now wearing a skirt) got a tear right on her hip, near the knee ^_^).

Z almost got a nosebleed, but at the last moment remembered this is not anime. “White…”

Kuroro’s expression altered to one of harsh anger. He was being denied his fun at owning nublets! Anger poured as he raised his sword and aimed it at Z. “Die, scum.”

This repetition of a line not so long ago made Z blink. “Unoriginality much?” he asked, puzzled. Kuroro didn’t waste time on useless Randomness Section talk and attacked, his sword a blur surround Z. Z retreated and retreated, until Kuroro suddenly stopped and raised his finger. “Hadou #101: Banhammer!” a massive hammer that had the words “BAN THE NOOB” on it descended on Z, who promptly used the slippery ground to fall unceremoniously, get another good look at the tear in Sarah’s skirt, and dodge the hammer. He never heard Sarah scream a warning. He never figured out what was that red below him. The only thing he realized was that Kuroro’s sword through his ribs hurt.

Maxi brushed off some dust of his shirt. “My, oh my. There is a Mai HiME rerun in a few Kuroro. Would you like to watch it with me?” Kuroro shook his head in reply, and maxi took off. Mai HiME was more important to him than killing.

Kuroro rounded on Sarah. “Now, half perverted weirdo girl, you are going to lose your life.” The joking Kuroro was gone, and a cold and heartless killer shone in the eyes. Even the hat sat askew on his head. Sarah backed away slowly. “No… please… don’t…” she whimpered.
Kuroro raised his sword.

On the shore on the other side of the island

DragonBlade was disappointed. The person in question – Iriseyes – had nothing in her pockets (writers note: apologies if I mistook the gender, and I shall poke fun at a woman J), and digging her out was annoying. BeeCrest was munching on seaweed nearby.

Suddenly Iriseyes raised her head and gave a long bellowing scream. DB and BeeCrest had expressions similar to what you have when you see a monkey turn to you and politely ask the hour, how he can get to the nearest bus station, and where the real good drink in town is. After she finished her scream – her chest diminished quite a bit after she exhaled all that air – BeeCrest approached her.

“Want some seaweed? It’s munchy, if a bit salty, and it doesn’t have a taste.” Iriseyes shook her head.

“So what on earth are you doing here?” wondered DB, sitting on his heels. Iriseyes shrugged.

“I was brought along by A2k, to do some fishing for him – he does have a taste for exotic fish – but when we arrived, he suddenly knocked me unconscious and next thing I knew, I was buried under all this. I had to hold my breath for quite a while…”

“Then why did you scream it out?” asked BC. “More logical to simply exhale it…” Iruseyes shrugged again.

“Whatever,” said DB. “I am more interested in what the hell is going on here. And whether Pylar is a virgin or no, and why have I nearly exploded into Mars with a cigar.”

He realized both women were looking at him with rather wide eyes. “What?” his tone was that of complete innocence. BeeCrest exchanged a serious look with Iriseyes.

“Why would you care if Pylar is a virgin? Is it important to the story or something?” BeeCrest’s tone held a slight hint of hope.

DB shrugged. “No idea. But if she is a virgin I want to be a first.” If he’d bothered looking at BC and Iriseyes at that moment, he might’ve had the shock of his life. “Anyway,” he continued, “I want to figure out what is happening here. I suggest we ally together and explore the jungle. You with me? Aye or nay?”

“Err… which one means yes?” asked Iriseyes.

DB rolled his eyes. “Aye…” he muttered.

“AYE!” shouted both girls. With that optimistic atmosphere they headed into the jungle.

On the other side of the island, at the beach

Undying gaped at the empty beach. “But… it was here, my yacht!” he shouted angrily. RH snickered.

“Hmmm… no yachts for you today eh Undies?” He got a punch in the eye for that.

Undying’s fist tightened on his bow. “Either way, we should figure out what to do.” After RH hit Undying’s head with a branch as return for his black eye, he scratched his chin.

“How about we return to the jungle, find the admins, and get what is really happening here?” Undying nodded vigorously.

“And,” he added, “Somebody of those bastards stole my collection of porno mags I was exchanging with Rabid_Wulverine, the master bator. I must know which it was!” RH decided not to comment on that.

As the both headed to the jungle, RH fingered the hilt of zanpakto. Something smelled weird in the air.

Back into the small area where there are fewer trees (though it’s not a clearing) where we last paused Kuroro’s sword swing for drama purposes

The sword slowly descended towards Sarah’s face. She had the strange impression it took longer than expected, but then all novels said that “time slowed” and stuff like that. So maybe… the glinting edge touched her skin… and vanished. Kuroro picked himself from the remains of a broken tree. A shadow fell across Sarah’s pretty face. Looking up, she saw…

“WTFOMGBBQLOL?” Kuroro’s stream of nearly incoercible words sounded loud in the now strangely quiet forest. Prophecy424 raised his eyebrow.

“WTF proph, you have some sort of godmode hack?” asked Kuroro.

The man once known as prophecy424 smiled. “Proph? Aye… I was once known as prophecy424. But no more… I am the new and improved, RYUUKEN!” Kuroro looked at him.

“Where did you get a name change?”

“It’s a buyable option.”

“I see… maybe I should change too.”

Sarah blinked, and then the truth was finally driven home. “RYUUKEN!!!” she shouted with tears of joy streaming down her check, as she glomped him. Ryuuken smiled.

“But how…” Kuroro’s shock was evident on his face.

“How? How have I survived? That… is all thanks to Hinamori.” Sarah’s eyes widened in surprise (not he saw them, she had her face buried in his chest after glomping him).

“How?” she whispered, “she was… dead…”

“Yes, she had died… but not before healing me. Remember that her soul-cutter’s ability is healing? Well, she had applied it on me. But I passed out in the middle, and when I woke, she was dead already. When I woke up… I set out to look for my vice… and the saw you being targeted by this bastard.” Sarah sobbed a bit, and Ryuuken passed a gentle hand on her hair.

Kuroro hissed. “And here I was thinking you had a hack for immortality… I’d have hurt you so much you’d tell me… then kill you… but now… it is time to end this!” with that, he charged forward, sword raised. Ryuuken flash-stepped away with amazing speed. Kuroro smiled.

“A decent foe… at long last.”

Somewhere in the forest, there’s more screaming

The_Supervisor ran screaming. Plain screaming. It sounded… like this:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHAHAHRAAAGHGHAARAGHAAAAGHA A-HAHAH-ARGHAAAHHA-HAH-ARGH-BRAAAAGH-BAAAAAAAAAARRBBBAAARRRR….”

And so on. He was also waving his arms, perhaps cosplaying a windmill. He entered a small clearing, where the green trees were smearing with some red-brownish substance. He leaned closer to where the undergrowth was especially thick, and more of that same red-brown stuff.

15 seconds later in the clearing where Hinamori and Sacred lie dead

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHAHAHRAAAGHGHAARAGHAAAAGHA A-HAHAH-ARGHAAAHHA-HAH-ARGH-BRAAAAGH-BAAAAAAAAAARRBBBAAARRRR….”

In a remote place in the jungle

Undying held his bow at the ready, and RH was covering his back as they slowly made their way through the jungle. And as suddenly as the jungle became a sandy beach, do did the jungle suddenly become a small encampment of tents. And in the middle…

“THAT! That’s Hinamroi’s sword! And that one’s Azn’s! What is going on here?” RH said all that in less than a second. Undying’s eyes scanned the area. There was nothing there… so he thought.

“Welcome…” the voice resounded through the encampment.


Who is the mysterious speaker? Who is collecting the dead people’s zanpakto?
Why does DB care if Pylar is a virgin? Why didn’t we reveal if she was virgin when she died?
How did Ryuuken get a name change? Will he be able to defeat the fearsome Kuroro Hat?
Did maxi really go to watch Mai HiME reruns?

All that and more (lies!) in the next episode/chapter/thing of “Club Bleach Survivor Island!”

[asian]

Lolol, that made me giggle. Nice chapter kiddies.
Am I dead yet?
:|

[Daifuku]

lmao @ Maxi's moose xD

GJ Undying~

[Lolable]

Awesome Chapter <3
Poor Z,How come you guys always picture him as the perv ?xD
I love it,We want more and Soooooon
GJ undying

[Jasper]

Awesome Chapter <3
Poor Z,How come you guys always picture him as the perv ?xD
I love it,We want more and Soooooon
GJ undying

I know :(. I'm like the least perverted person on this planet, yet I manage to ALWAYS be the pervert in a story =/.

Good job Undying ;). Keep it coming xD.

[Undying]

/me is glad thathis work had been accepted

as soon as the artifial intelligenc