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funnyjokar1
10-29-2006, 01:16 PM
timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))

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you like it? ;)

Chrono Detector
10-29-2006, 01:27 PM
Eh, what the hell? Stupid spambot.

Ryukuu
10-29-2006, 01:47 PM
Spambot? Lewl.

Funny joke, oh so true :D

Undying
10-29-2006, 02:33 PM
It's actually very funny and therefore goes to Randomness.

I guess spambots can be funny here and there lol.

/moved

Decado
10-29-2006, 02:34 PM
agreed....v. funny and v. true.

i remember hearing this elsewhere as well

Dounick
10-29-2006, 02:37 PM
interesting lol
:lol

The_Supervisor
10-29-2006, 02:46 PM
I'm hungry >.>

Dounick
10-29-2006, 02:57 PM
psh, go eat a lemon

Nrvnqsr Chaos
10-29-2006, 03:23 PM
LOL omg you guys have no sense of humor :p

Achilles
10-29-2006, 04:26 PM
bwahaha :D
very funny..

Nesquik
10-29-2006, 05:39 PM
the funniest joke is your face XD

Pipp-ORK
10-29-2006, 06:37 PM
Aaaaahahaha, OH, I LOVE THESE GUYS.

Seriously; whoever makes these bitches deserves a slap in the face and a handshake. :Domo

Undying
10-29-2006, 10:13 PM
Hadnshake okay, why slap, Pipp?

Pipp-ORK
10-30-2006, 01:51 AM
Some of them are just annoying; but then there's the funny bots. They're not so bad. <3 <3 <3

*Flashes 'PRO-BOT' sign.*

Kibe
10-30-2006, 09:16 AM
>.> ok..

*has another reason not to get near boys*

yes. and i'm also a very serious person *noted by Onigiri_wolf* so i that it's a bit too sterotypical.. and a bit sexist.

>.> this is my opinon and in advance, i say sorry to those if i have made a stupid remark

Decado
10-30-2006, 09:34 AM
^ ...nah ur right.
this joke is sexist. tho dw, it makes more fun of the guy

xizx
10-30-2006, 09:44 AM
its funny but im not like that guy... :p

im good and hmm... good.

SHiKaMaRi
10-30-2006, 09:53 AM
I got that before.. On an email. But I still laugh at it every single time I see it XD Who knew that guys were like that? XD

xizx
10-30-2006, 09:55 AM
Not

Miyata
10-30-2006, 10:26 PM
Pretty darn funny. This bot is actually a funny one, what a surprise :O.

Hattemaker
10-30-2006, 11:01 PM
hahaha. Funny stuff, this got to be the first funny bot I have seen. O.o

The_Supervisor
10-30-2006, 11:05 PM
let's talk :p

Kzimask
10-31-2006, 03:02 AM
LMFAOROFLLOL
(lmao rofl lol)

NOT...! -.-

Rorschach
10-31-2006, 03:41 AM
I lol'd :lol