Mobius
10-31-2006, 08:40 PM
number 1
a man walks into a bar
he sees a bottle full of 10 dollar notes behind the bar and asks the bartender what they are for. the bartender replies that they are part of a competition that eh has. its 10 dollars to enter and the winner gets to keep the bottle! the guy asks what the rules are and the bartender says hell tell him if he pays the 10 dollars. the man puts the money in the bottle and the bartender says that there are three things to do to win the bottle:
1. "drink a whole bottle of peppered vodka in one shot"
2. bartender: "my mother is 92 my dads been dead for 56 years and shes waitin for you upstairs"
3. finally theres a vicious dog out the back with a sore tooth you have to ficx that!
then the guy says ZOMG! na man im not doin that!!
after a while the guy has had a few drinks and is feeling cocky so he says to the BT (bartender) that hell take on the challenge,. he puts in another 10 dollars and takes the vodka and finishe s it. the bt is surprised because noone has ever been able to do that. the guy then walks outside. the bt hears a lot of barking, crashing rubbish bins flying everywhere etc. when the guy comes back in, hes covered in blood and his clothes are all torn and as the bt stares at him, he huffs and puffs and says:
HA! that number 2 done!!
so wheres the old lady wif the sore tooth?
:Haha
:Domo
ps. if you guys like this joke ill continue the thread, if not ill stop.
so gimme some comments!!
a man walks into a bar
he sees a bottle full of 10 dollar notes behind the bar and asks the bartender what they are for. the bartender replies that they are part of a competition that eh has. its 10 dollars to enter and the winner gets to keep the bottle! the guy asks what the rules are and the bartender says hell tell him if he pays the 10 dollars. the man puts the money in the bottle and the bartender says that there are three things to do to win the bottle:
1. "drink a whole bottle of peppered vodka in one shot"
2. bartender: "my mother is 92 my dads been dead for 56 years and shes waitin for you upstairs"
3. finally theres a vicious dog out the back with a sore tooth you have to ficx that!
then the guy says ZOMG! na man im not doin that!!
after a while the guy has had a few drinks and is feeling cocky so he says to the BT (bartender) that hell take on the challenge,. he puts in another 10 dollars and takes the vodka and finishe s it. the bt is surprised because noone has ever been able to do that. the guy then walks outside. the bt hears a lot of barking, crashing rubbish bins flying everywhere etc. when the guy comes back in, hes covered in blood and his clothes are all torn and as the bt stares at him, he huffs and puffs and says:
HA! that number 2 done!!
so wheres the old lady wif the sore tooth?
:Haha
:Domo
ps. if you guys like this joke ill continue the thread, if not ill stop.
so gimme some comments!!