Contest #32

[Civilian]

Lame Ass Joke Contest.

Be the first division to answer all these riddles correctly and win the prize.

1st: 3000 pts
2nd: 2000 pts
3rd: 1000 pts

PM CIVILIAN with your answers

1. If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

2. What Kind of Ring Did the rabbit buy his girlfriend?

3. What do books carry when they aren't home?

4. What do you call a trunk full of bison?

5. What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?

6. What was the math book's complain?

7. How do you get in touch with a fish?

8. What kind of phone does a turtle have?

9. What did the bug say when it was stepped on?

10. How do you avoid ticks on your pets?

11. What do cows do for fun?

12. What do pigs put into their computers?

13. Who lives in a sand castle?

14. What magic spell turns you into a dinosaur?

15. When is a car like a frog?

16. Which animals have to be oiled?

17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?

18. What milk makes you blink?

19. What do you call a train carrying caramels?

20. How do you cool off at a football game?

[SpongebobSquarepants]

Argh... Must win contest... This one is making me think differently than the other ones. I can't use these parts of my brain, Civ. AHHH!!! *Brain explodes*

[Rayster]

ah jeez we finished a while ago but i had to go work for a bit - came back and no one knew who was PM'ing!! ><
hey Zen, submitted yet?
*hope i didn't waste time bolding teh answers so it was easier to read!*

[emmasu]

so we can PM only once?

[Rayster]

er, Civ - could u plz check to c if u got my PM...?
arigatou
tho i guess u have to wait for others to see who got em all right ..

[Sakura]

civ.... check your inbox. i pm'd you our answers :3

*edit*

okie, check your inbox when you come back on seeing as you're gone already :lol you just come on, slap your contest on us and then leave huh? hahahahah jk :3

[Rayster]

hey sakura. just curious, when did u PM..? :P

[Sakura]

um, idk :lol that's a good question. sometime before i posted so like, around 11.24 or 11.25 p hawaii time.

[Rayster]

LOL

that kinda gives me..... no clue.

lolz... tho thanks for ze reply

[Sakura]

:lol

i guess look at whatever time is posted on my first post and take away a minute or two. that's when i pm'd him. unfortunately, i have no idea what time it is in da red & smexy faction. :3

[Rayster]

HAHAHA
XD

ok...that's fine. i got it now. yuuko-san's shop is no longer off my timezone :P

[Sakura]

well, actually, yuuko-san's shop keeps changing timezone. fortunately, i live right outside the front door so my timezone stays the same. :p

and we probably should stop spamming about timezones and times and stuffs. civ or db will probably call us rude names and i'll wither away in shame :3

[Rayster]

i wasn't spamming. i asked a question then it got all confused XD
and it makes it easier for CIV to see the times too :P
also if i were to delete my posts u'd be in trouble for double-posting
ok... that is all.

and the other contest is kinda... *coughspammycough* :face82:

[Thing]

Submitted 11th Division's answers.

This sucks though, cause someone probably already beat us to the punch-line.
HAHRHIRHRI GET IT?! PUNCH-LINE?! HAAARHRHRHFIRO

[Sora]

Is there any winner yet?

[Civilian]

Contest Ended.