Minami Ikki
11-10-2006, 06:54 PM
(There's another thread up there that Sandal did while trying to fix the title for this one, Hopefully Blitz or Spike can rename that. This is the real Contest #32 thread >_>)
Lame Ass Joke Contest.
http://forums.bleachportal.net/showt...666#post965666
1. If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? - Silverware
2. What Kind of Ring Did the rabbit buy his girlfriend? - 14 Carrot Gold Ring
3. What do books carry when they aren't home?
4. What do you call a trunk full of bison?
5. What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
6. What was the math book's complain?
7. How do you get in touch with a fish?
8. What kind of phone does a turtle have?
9. What did the bug say when it was stepped on?
10. How do you avoid ticks on your pets?
11. What do cows do for fun?
12. What do pigs put into their computers?
13. Who lives in a sand castle?
14. What magic spell turns you into a dinosaur?
15. When is a car like a frog?
16. Which animals have to be oiled?
17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?
18. What milk makes you blink?
19. What do you call a train carrying caramels?
20. How do you cool off at a football game?
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As for what I THINK I know:
5. What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
- EsSKATE?
12. What do pigs put into their computers?
- MUDS (Text-based RPG things)
13. Who lives in a sand castle?
- Sand Witch?
15. When is a car like a frog?
- When playing frogger?
17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?
-Pass gas on the time?
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Good luck guys. XD
Lame Ass Joke Contest.
http://forums.bleachportal.net/showt...666#post965666
1. If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? - Silverware
2. What Kind of Ring Did the rabbit buy his girlfriend? - 14 Carrot Gold Ring
3. What do books carry when they aren't home?
4. What do you call a trunk full of bison?
5. What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
6. What was the math book's complain?
7. How do you get in touch with a fish?
8. What kind of phone does a turtle have?
9. What did the bug say when it was stepped on?
10. How do you avoid ticks on your pets?
11. What do cows do for fun?
12. What do pigs put into their computers?
13. Who lives in a sand castle?
14. What magic spell turns you into a dinosaur?
15. When is a car like a frog?
16. Which animals have to be oiled?
17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?
18. What milk makes you blink?
19. What do you call a train carrying caramels?
20. How do you cool off at a football game?
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As for what I THINK I know:
5. What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?
- EsSKATE?
12. What do pigs put into their computers?
- MUDS (Text-based RPG things)
13. Who lives in a sand castle?
- Sand Witch?
15. When is a car like a frog?
- When playing frogger?
17. Why did the girl sit on her watch?
-Pass gas on the time?
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Good luck guys. XD