My Balls

[Planeswalker]

Perverts...

This is something I stumbled upon on another forum. I read the summary and had to check it out just to prove that it wasnt a joke...

The fate of the world rests on one man's shoulders. Or, to put it more exactly, it rests on his balls.

In a freak sealing accident the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's balls, thus preventing her from reigning destruction on the world. However a lesser devil, Elyse, has been sent up to Earth to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

The battle for mankind has begun, in Kohta's pants.

If your unconvinced that this is real...heres a sample (http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2905/myballs00116ae7.png)

If for some reason you want to read it. First chapter is up here:
http://strays.devserver.org/releases/my_balls/

It sounds like the plotline of an H series...but it really isnt.

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

*rofls ass off* XD ahahahahaahahahahaa

*5hours later*
alright i'll read it ^_^*giggle*

[Arei]

What. the. HELL

That has to be the most original but neat yet totally disturbing manga plot EVER O____O;;;;

*goes to wash brain and eyes out*

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

just finished reading it, it sounds really interesting *no homo*

he just had to get drunk when it happened >_>

[Planeswalker]

I think the sealing was hillarious XD

It will be interesting to see how long this series can last.

[M_A]

LOL, omigod, that's awesome. *wipes away tears*. ZGod, alright I'll go dl it now, lol.

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

wheres chappie 2? or did it not come out yet?

[Planeswalker]

As far as I know only 1 chapter has been released =/

[Planeswalker]

I swear Ill update you the second I find out about it

[M_A]

LOL, i just read it. It is the most amazing weirdness I've witnessed in a long time. When is ch. 2 coming out?

[Planeswalker]

Cant be sure about that...Im assuming there will be a new chapter every week like regular manga but its very hard to find info on.

[Cheryl]

LOL.

Oh. My. Goodness.

That must be the sickest manga to ever exist...

[Jasper]

I swear I had my button on the trash thread button when I looked at the title, but I just had to confirm what was going on in it.

The fate of the world rests on a guy's balls? The hell? Point me out to that mangaka. I'm sure he has wet dreams or something o.O.

Well... I can't really say I'll show interest in the series soon (if at all). So I'll just wait and see everyone's reactions to it before attempting to download an odd series.

[SHiKaMaRi]

When I saw the title.. I thought you were just posting up some random spam, Planes..

A very... interesting manga... Fate of teh world rests on a guys balls... Very... Sick and interesting.

[Rayster]

sounds like those Hentai summaries u come across on anime sites....
just another reason to
The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has 30 days to do it.

-.-

[Planeswalker]

The problem is its not really hentai because theres no actual sex if theres no ejaculation o_O

EDIT: Ive found out that this is a monthly manga...which is a *****. Way too long to wait. Ill keep this thread updated though.

[Kenta]

lol, i was going to post this when i saw in on MangaHelpers. totally odd hentai-ish manga that comes out once a month.

[M_A]

LOL, and what the hell was up with the tail part? I wanna read more just to see if it can get even more weird...

[Undying]

ROTFL

ZHOMG!!!!

This is so funneh. I'll keep track of it just to see how weird it really is.

[Caesar]

ZOMG!!!!!
that was hilarious!!! i love it :D

[M_A]

Does anyone know who the author of the manga is? I wanna see if he/she has any other ones out. :)

[Planeswalker]

Heres the info page about it. Author should be there:
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

[SomberChaos]

what if he has a wet dream?
end of manga.
wohooooo

[MidoriSangatsu]

sounds hillarious

[Princess Tofu]

my lord...... wtf? O_______O

{QUOTE=Decado]sounds like those Hentai summaries u come across on anime sites....
[/quote]

1. I agree
2. I kinda disagree cuz hentai summaries always say "and then <blank> ****ed up that <blank>y slut" or something of that nature.

But tbh, that was just reeeeeeeeeally weird. :Haha


AND BTW: It takes him 30 days to ejaculate? O___O

[M_A]

LOL, it's scary how popular a thread titled "My Balls" became. I guess you can't help but check out something with that name.

lol, i hope someone will write some fanfics on this mangqa...

[Purewrath]

it does seem pretty funny, i wish it came out more than once a month tho XD

[SomberChaos]

LOL, it's scary how popular a thread titled "My Balls" became. I guess you can't help but check out something with that name...

ya, who can resist my balls?

bwahahahah

[M_A]

ya, who can resist my balls?

bwahahahah
ROFL...scary, but true.

So is anyone else forseeing a beastly mind-blowing plot twist in the manga coming up. EH??? lol

[SomberChaos]

ROFL...scary, but true.

So is anyone else forseeing a beastly mind-blowing plot twist in the manga coming up. EH??? lol

Well maybe not mind-blowing......if you catch my drift

bwahahaha again!

[M_A]

Well maybe not mind-blowing......if you catch my drift

bwahahaha again!
*stares blankly at Chaos before shooting him in the face*
lol, j/k, j/k

[SomberChaos]

*stares blankly at Chaos before shooting him in the face*
lol, j/k, j/k

well it looks like i made a new friend!

[Planeswalker]

Hurray!!! Ive succeeded in gathering a legion of fans. Now people cant call me weird for liking it >.>

[M_A]

lol, but now people can call all of us weird for liking it.

[Planeswalker]

But as a group we are strong and lets face it...someday we will have the majority. The story is too good XD

[Hunni3]

LOL I READ IT. its so hot. hope it becomes un censored. lolz

[Planeswalker]

Due to Japanese laws on nudity that wont be happening lol

[Reefern86]

OMFG that is beyond great...rofl

[M_A]

japanese laws on nudity? then where the hell were the laws when battle royale was made. folly, i say

LOL, we should make an FC. Imagine it: My Balls FC, lol

[Planeswalker]

I dont know the specifics...but they have some weird law about showing the lower genetalia. Upper body and the back of the body arnt effected.

Excellent FC lol

[M_A]

Oh, that makes sense, i guess.
I bet I can find an exception! *serves web for hentai mangas for hours*

[Hunni3]

lol....... i got some....lol and it shows all :D

[Planeswalker]

Im sure there are some ot there...but its still a law. Things can be released in uncensored forms elsewhere ya know =/

[Hunni3]

lols true true

[M_A]

well, it is different for actual hentai, i bet. in normally distributed manga, you cant have full nudity, i think.

[Planeswalker]

It probably applies to hentai as well. Ill look it up.

Either way you wont be seeing an uncensored version of this. There really isnt a need for it anyway.

[M_A]

lol, the need will arise when the devil girl gets naked.

[Reefern86]

LOL true...but i must say if that happens the manga will be short lived cause that dude will be screwed...literally!

[M_A]

yep, the world will end.
but seriously, i expect him to get laid in the end or something

[Planeswalker]

If its really that important to you...if she does get naked you wont be missing out on anything. I dont think upper body is bound by any law and a non hentai story wont be focusing on the lower part a lot.

[M_A]

YAY! *children dancing on the streets, parades all over the world*

[Reefern86]

lol...if that's not at least "soft-core" hentai...the term doesn't exist! I mean COME ON! even though it is funny it is obviously bordering Hentai

[Planeswalker]

Ecci always borders hentai

[M_A]

Well, it is a manga with hentai elements, let's say that.

[Planeswalker]

I think it just has unavoidable adult themes. It doesnt intend to focus on what hentai would.

[Reefern86]

that IS a hentai...if it's got sex (or close to it) then i'd say that it's a hentai! Stop trying to justify ur sick ranchy reading habbits and admit it!

[M_A]

lol, never!
Even the lightest hentai would have nudity, so My Balls isn't really hentai. I mean there are some 16+ mangas with some nudity, but they are just action. like sayuiki, for ex.

[Planeswalker]

that IS a hentai...if it's got sex (or close to it) then i'd say that it's a hentai! Stop trying to justify ur sick ranchy reading habbits and admit it!

Not true. If all sex was considered porn then James Bond would be nothing but porn.

Sex isnt just one of those sick things looked down upon in soceity. Its art.

[M_A]

Well said, Planeswalker. When i get caught having sex with someone in school, i'll say "I was just doing some art stuff, y' know"

[Reefern86]

OMG...its not weather it has sex IN the story...its weather they SHOW it or not. And in this case they DID so it qualifies. Seriously it's dilusional to think otherwise lol

[M_A]

they didnt...it was a 10 second handjob and tail-job. That ain't sex, brotha
does that mean every R-rated movie with a sex scene is porn?

[Planeswalker]

OMG...its not weather it has sex IN the story...its weather they SHOW it or not. And in this case they DID so it qualifies. Seriously it's dilusional to think otherwise lol

They show sex in the Bond films.

I think you have to reconsider what sex is. There was no actual sex in it.

[M_A]

lol, anyway. I am off to bed.

SO: The point is, my balls rule(s) heh
It's not hentai since there was no sex or nudity.
Everyone wins!

[Reefern86]

Okay for a movie to be considered R (while having a sex scene) that scene has to fallow certain rules. Nothing can be "shown" besides the upper body and or the ass. Once other "Area's" are exposed then it is considered porn. A male's "member" is one of the things that atomatically throws it into this category.

Edit: but i will agree that it was good and funny...

[M_A]

but in the manga it's censored, so it's not porn. Also, you are wrong. They show men's genitals in Jackass: number 2, and it's R.

[Planeswalker]

Actually your allowed to show a non erect member...at least in Western law which your referring to.

[M_A]

lol, this thread plummeted from laughing at the plot to non-erect members.
Planeswalker is right, though.

[Reefern86]

lol...just for the sake of argument...they talked about his being erect in the manga...so that law got shot down!

[M_A]

it doesn't matter cuz it was censored! They even show girls gone wild ads on TV, and they censor the breasts and such. Anything censored doesn't count.

[Planeswalker]

Japanese law is different. It can be erect but it has to be censored either way.

Nobody in their right mind can consider this hentai anyway. Its just taking it right to the line for a bit of fun.

[Reefern86]

Alright then tell me this. I have read Japanese Doujons that were most definatly considered Hentai, while STILL being censored. So wtf?

[M_A]

True. Oh!Great censors Ikaku's penis in Air Gear on purpose to make it funny, and it's a 16+ manga.

EDIT: what was that earlier about planeswalker's raunchy reading habits, reefern?
there is a difference between censoring hentai and non-hentai like my balls. *giggle*

[Reefern86]

Hey i freely admit that i read Hentai...just want you guys to fess up and say that this is EXACTLY that! lol

[Planeswalker]

Alright then tell me this. I have read Japanese Doujons that were most definatly considered Hentai, while STILL being censored. So wtf?

Ive been through this...Japan has censoring laws for all lower body parts whether it be porn or art. Anything you find that isnt censored either wasnt released in Japan or was uncensored by someone on the net.

~sigh~ I know too much about this. We had a whole lesson dedicated to other countries censorship laws in Entertainment last week.

[_Ink]

This is an excellent manga... wow... funny as hell man.

[M_A]

it is not hentai. The point of hentai is to arouse the viewer, it is like porn.
The point of My Balls is to make the reader laugh through awkward sex referenced material. totally different.

EDIT: DD! haven't seen you in years!

[Reefern86]

Porn/hentai can also be comedic...its a type of media just as anything else, so even though it is made to "arouse" it can still do whatever else it wants. This is a perfect example lol.

[M_A]

It is not, this manga was obviously not made to arouse. We should take a poll of how many people got aroused while reading this. i know i wasn't, i just thought iit was funny. American Pie has a lot of sex reference and even nudity, but it's not porn, it is a comedy.

[Planeswalker]

Such a long debate...

This wasnt made to arouse. It was made for the purposes of comedy. If it was hentai then why would there be a scene of a drunk guy peeing the woods? Or worse yet that angel's reaction? Its just adult humor.

[M_A]

That's what I've been saying. There is a difference between a comedy manga with adult themes and an adult manga with comedic themes. :)

[Evanesque]

...>.> I don't know what to say...original yet disturbing..'My Balls'?

ROFLMAO

Who ever thought of this manga anyway??

[M_A]

...>.> I don't know what to say...original yet disturbing..'My Balls'?

ROFLMAO

Who ever thought of this manga anyway??

lol, someone godly and amazing

[Planeswalker]

Once again...author & other info should be found here:
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161

[Evanesque]

@master_aizen: you've got to be awfully sarcastic XD

Well, yep it's not hentai at all...just weird but funny :Haha

Lolz @ 'this must be hell's torture'

[Planeswalker]

Amazing is correct...maybe not so much godly but still amazing.

[Evanesque]

So you say it comes out once in a month?

[Planeswalker]

Unfortunatly yes. Its published in a monthly magazine so only one chapapa a month

[Evanesque]

And this was the first one? Who's the author?

[Planeswalker]

Didnt I just post a link that has all that info? I dont have his (Im assuming its a man) name memorised...look at the link I posted somewhere above.

[SomberChaos]

i wish there were more chapters out

[M_A]

@Planes- well, someone has to have a hell of an imagination to make this kinda manga, IMO.

[Planeswalker]

Any normal man could have thought of this...it just takes someone amazing to make it a reality O_o

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

heya, so chappie 2 out yet?

[Planeswalker]

Chapters come out once a month so dont expect the next one till like mid to late December.

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

O.O.........................ah crap

[Angel_shikigami]

...the hell? Hahaha. Sounds funny

[Abe]

lol, I have to read this
*Abe downloads*

[M_A]

lol, more diehard fans join our ranks.

[Hunni3]

=)

[Evanesque]

:Haha Amazing how much attention "My Balls" is getting..

[Planeswalker]

100 posts and only one chapter? Truly a sign of greatness!!!

[M_A]

Apparently. A manga that weird has to have a legion of fans, just the name is enough to attract countless manga-readers. :)

[Critical]

This is disturbing but hella funny. Too bad that it comes out once per month. But the title "My balls"? Eugh... I think somebody has a "problem". ^^'

[M_A]

This is disturbing but hella funny. Too bad that it comes out once per month. But the title "My balls"? Eugh... I think somebody has a "problem". ^^'
lol, i have no idea what you can possibly mean.

[Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou]

Well...the title really catches you!

[M_A]

lol, it really does, you can't not check it out with the name My Balls

[Planeswalker]

Chapter 2 RAW is out:
http://zin-seinen.devserver.org/series/my_balls

Will post scan as soon as one becomes avaliable...

[M_A]

Thanks, Planeswalker. I wih i could read japanese...

[Planeswalker]

With something like this its fun to just look at the pictures.

Call me Planes btw.

[M_A]

With something like this its fun to just look at the pictures.

Call me Planes btw.
That's true, I'll DL it even if it is raw, i guess.
mmmk, ill call u Planes now :)

[Hunni3]

hey wat is ch 2 about? ?? lol the first chapter was funny :p

[M_A]

Just finished ch.2....even though cant read japanese, still funny, tho :)
There is something about him having a boner and imagining stuff that only makes it worse...and he fantasizes about this girl he works with, i think. And the devil girl is back...that's all i understood anyway. If I missed parts, someone tell me! XD

@Hunni-nice sig. Merry Xmas to you too!

[Planeswalker]

Chapter 2 scanned!!!! (http://strays.devserver.org/releases/my_balls/%5bStrays%5dMy_Balls_v01_c002.zip)

[Evanesque]

Thanks Planes for teh 2nd chappie...*huggles*
When do you think we'll get to see the translated version of it?

The first chappie was kinda funny...:D

[Planeswalker]

That is the translated version...my post directly above you^^

[Evanesque]

Oh thanks...dint notice tht...:D

EDIT: where can we get english versions of those other series in that website?

It's hard googling...:lol

[Abe]

Chap. 2!!!
I'm downloading it now =]

[M_A]

Sweet, translated verson! Thanks.

[Kefka]

This is hilarious! LOL

You strangely want to see what else is gonna happen to this poor guy....although I dunno...x-ray vision would be pretty nice to have. *grins*

[analog]

Just downloaded both chapters, and I have only read the first so far but OMG.

I just had to check it out with kind of name LOL. This is too good :P

[Kenta]

The main protagonist is suffering one of the worst pain a man can face in this world right now. These ladies should stop provoking him. xD

[Kefka]

The main protagonist is suffering one of the worst pain a man can face in this world right now. These ladies should stop provoking him. xD

But the fate of the world depends on him keeping his "snake in the pants" LMAO

[Kenta]

well, i don't want to go through the technical details, but he could still destroy the world with his pants on.

[Purewrath]

yeah but it wouldnt nearly be as fun if he had his pants onw hen he destroyed the world, if its gonna hapen at least let him have fun with it xD

downloading ch 2 now!

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

*has just read the second chapter*
*lols too hard and cannot breath*
*dies*
lol, the fc for this would sound so weird :p

[M_A]

I expect the very last chapter to be about the main guy finally doing it with some chick...

[shadow_of_89]

Read the 1st and second chapter....OMG...*falls down and enters a laughing spree*.....It's hilarious....I don't care if it's hentai or not...ecchi or not....but it makes you laugh till you pass out...btw what happens if he gets castrated?:-??
L.E.:What about night ejaculation?....It is well known that men ejaculate during sleep....so i wonder this thing is applied only to conscious state?

[Kefka]

I expect the very last chapter to be about the main guy finally doing it with some chick...

It's either going to be that girl he has a crush on, or that demon girl which is trying to get him to ejaculate.

[Kenta]

this thread is going to become perverted very fast.

i wonder if the queen herself is going to play a role.. hint *tickle tickle*...

[M_A]

It's either going to be that girl he has a crush on, or that demon girl which is trying to get him to ejaculate.
Why not both?

[Kefka]

Why not both?

Cause then he's one lucky sob. lol

[shadow_of_89]

Why you people thing that ONLY 2 girls will do that?....Have a little more imagination:D....btw i still wonder if the ejaculation thing applies in the dream too....u know we do that in our sleep unconsciously

[Critical]

I have a feeling this thread will end up going into a really offtopic discussion about human anatomy and different "possibilities"...

Sooooo, who's starting the FC? xD

[M_A]

I dunno..if people really want an FC then say so, i or someone else can start one.

[Kenta]

lol, a My Balls FC, it's like someone worshipping their own sacks. :Haha

[shadow_of_89]

i wonder what the girls would think about such a FC.....anyways can't wait for the next chapter.....I must see how the fate of the entire world is held in his balls.....

[Purewrath]

@Kenta
Who doesnt do that anyway? funny sounding FC tho

[M_A]

Hey, I will make an FC, but only if all of you guys join. I don't wanna look like a retard who made an fc about his package...

EDIT: It's done. It's in the manga fc's section. I expect all of you dirty little munchkins to join.

[Evanesque]

*Dirty lil' munchkin* I joined My Balls FC! :Haha

I don't look at it in a perv way though...the manga's just kinda cute and funny..:D
The lesser devil, Elyse is so adorable! :Haha

Mankind resting on the guy's balls...roflmao

[Kenta]

I feel for the 'main hero'.. roflmao

What a horrible torture he is enduring for the sake of mankind. To withhold the forbidden rub for a whole month while staring at temptations every day and night is asking for too much. :Haha

[Evanesque]

Yeh the poor perverted thing :Haha

Thanks to Planes for the nice find...

[Planeswalker]

Yosh your welcome. I knew you guys would love it ^^

[Kenta]

It's hard to find a guy that doesn't at least take a glimpse at it.

[Evanesque]

You mean at the manga? Um, am I the only female here? :lol

:Haha
:redbiggri

Oh yeh who's the creator who bought My Balls to life?

[Planeswalker]

Doesnt it say so on the cover page?

Yay for one female!

[shadow_of_89]

One Female....I was really really thinking if any girl would read such a manga......Yay for the female.....i've reread it and omg....I've tried to put in his place for numerous and numerous number of times.....but......nooo way....i can't stay like that for a month surrounded by beautiful girls....

[M_A]

lol, it's a pain one must endure if one plans to hold the fate of mankind in his...balls

[Kenta]

actually the guy isn't such a 'hero', he just doesn't want it to go to waste before he dies (when the queen is 'released'). if he gets to have the real thing, he'll release it. he even said so himself so he ain't much of a saviour. just your regular perverted guy. man, you can make a lot of punny jokes about this manga... :Haha

[M_A]

lol, who said regular perverted guys can't be heroes?

[Kenta]

what i'm saying is, if a girl gives herself to him, he'll gladly give up the world.

[M_A]

lol, can't blame him for that. That devil chick is hot.

[Evanesque]

lol, who said regular perverted guys can't be heroes?

ROFLMAO...:Haha

ZOMFG, I'm teh only female here? :lol
:D..
<.<
>.>
*hides*

[Planeswalker]

Rawr @ Female

I cant seem to find a Wiki article on this yet...I feel like making one.

[Evanesque]

Do you know enough info to make one? If you do then sure, go ahead :D

[Hunni3]

ROFLMAO...:Haha
ZOMFG, I'm teh only female here? :lol
:D..
<.<
>.>
*hides*


nope nope. lol. meeee here too. haha just read the 2nd chap. it got alot more adult ish. lol. i cant believe she noticed his boner the whole time but didnt say anything :D

[Evanesque]

*Whew*...*Welcomes Hunni3 with open arms* Glad to see you here...
>.>
<.<
*shoves cookies in your pockets*

:D

Psst: Join the FC :D

[Hunni3]

link the fc pls. im too lazy to click search -_-
*eats cookie*

*shoves oranges into evanesque's pockets*

;)

[Planeswalker]

Rawr @ female(s)

Im not 100% sure how to make a proper Wiki article (e.g. I cant get any images) but Im trying.

[Evanesque]

*raises eyebrow at Planes rawr-ing*
*happily accepts oranges from Hunni3*

Here's the link: http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=24739

[Planeswalker]

Is it any good? Sorry I cant figure out images...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_balls

EDIT: Shit...could someone please remove that notice? I cant do it myself...

[Evanesque]

Hmm, it's alrite but images from the manga would make it more interesting, of course.
Um, remove what notice?

Hey..how come I'm not in the FC list yet? *sniffle*

[Planeswalker]

If you can tell me how to add images Id gladly do it...

You see the notice for speedy deletion?

[Evanesque]

Yeh I do, I have no idea what they're exactly stating, something about doing something that will avoid the article from being deleted in an instant *shrugs* but how do you get rid of it?

Piccies huh? Let's see...

Try this: On your edit page, do you see the toolbars? Sixth from left is the option to insert an embedded image. Place your cursor where you want the pic and then click the button. I'm not even sure it'll work...try it...put the image link in the code.

[Planeswalker]

Ive tried it!!! Ive tried putting in image from imageshack and Ive tried putting one in from Wiki uploads!!!

You try putting an image in. Anybody can edit that page you know.

[Evanesque]

Yesh I know but I can't put up any image links because all the image hosting sites are blocked. I'm using my office internet so a lot of sites are restricted. What can I do?

[Planeswalker]

Wait till you get home?

[Evanesque]

Um..no computer at home...it crashed and instead of fixing it, dad wants to get another one. I think I'd mentioned to you before, maybe in the Guess the Movie thread.

[Planeswalker]

Shite.

Well we need someone else then. It would be cool if we could get a lot of CB fans in on making the article.

[Evanesque]

I could help with the text but I won't be able to contribute the images, some one els might have to handle that. Do you want me to go through your article again and edit it?

[Planeswalker]

Sure. Just tell me what you edit lol.

Do you have a Wiki account? If so go to the talk page and contest the speedy deletion.

[Evanesque]

No I don't have an account there;. Sure I'll let you know. I'll just go through it right now and check for any grammatical or spelling errors :D

[Planeswalker]

Ah those kind of errors...bound to plenty of em >_>

Get an account sometime...this page needs to be saved.

[Evanesque]

This is what I edited in the main characters page. Check it out. I haven't saved it on wiki though, in case you don't like it. If you think it's fine then I'll save it there.

'''Satou Kohta'''

Kohta is a 19 year old virgin without a girlfriend who works as a part-timer. On the 1st of July he drunkenly stumbles into a battle between the Queen of Terror and an angel. As a result the Queen of Terror is sealed into his balls while stops nearby to take a leak.

Kohta appears to be determined to save mankind, however his will power is questionable. With many obstacles to face including his 'jerking off' habits, Kohta is determined to save mankind for the sake of his co-worker, Minayo, whom he has a crush on.

'''Lesser Devil Elyse'''

Elyse was brought to Earth with the Queen of Terror to destroy the human race. After the Queen gets sealed she decides she can't return to hell until the human race is destroyed. With a mission to free the queen, Elyse tries desperately using her magical abilities to make Kohta ejaculate.

[Planeswalker]

I like it but I think you should elaborate on Elyse's powers a bit.

[Evanesque]

Hmm, ok but we still don't exactly know about her powers. So far we know she gave Kohta the ability to see through clothes and she can use her tail?

lol

[Planeswalker]

Yeah. Just make mention of those two for now. It can be updated as the series goes.

[Evanesque]

Ok then I guess we'll keep what you wrote but should we be mentioning every single detail from the manga? Or do we stop doing that once the chapters have increased?

[Planeswalker]

Right now we probably do need every deatil we can get lol.

[Evanesque]

@purewrath: What?

[M_A]

lol, are you trying to make a wikipage for My Balls? I applaud thee.

[Planeswalker]

HA! The speedy deletion thing was taken down!!!

[Evanesque]

W00t...I've already put a link to the FC in my siggy...plain but some one might click My Balls XD

[Planeswalker]

With that in your sig...nobody would ever guess your a girl XD

[Evanesque]

XD I don't know how to react to that! XD

I think I'm a bit too broad-minded XD

Hey but then again, it does attract attention...female with balls :Haha...ok I just insulted myself (o_0)

[shadow_of_89]

women with balls....that's sick....i like women the way they are....^_^.....anyway anyone has an idea when the manga comes out?

[Evanesque]

:Haha >_< Of course that's sick! XD

The manga comes out once every month

[Planeswalker]

Early every month so check back early January.

[M_A]

dammit, one more month...

[Evanesque]

I KNOW, the wait is agonising! :D

[Hunni3]

LOL. i cant wait to see wut happens next. wut scenes of the manga turn you on ??? ;)

[Planeswalker]

None of it turns me on...I mean appart from the loli girls we only have a guy and an old man. Not my kinda thing...

BUT ITS ****ING FUNNY!!!! XD

[Evanesque]

The scenes aren't really meant to turn you on. It's just funny to me. I never thought a manga like that would be so entertaining to me :D

[Kenta]

well, let's put it this way, if i want something to turn me on, i might as well watch hentai. :D

[Hunni3]

lol

[shadow_of_89]

It's way too funny to see how a virgin struggles in front of the temptation.....It's kinnda sadistic to watch ...In an entertaining way of course:P

[M_A]

What I wanna know is how he is goon abe able to go for months without ejaculating...

[Hunni3]

is it months? i thought it was just one mmonth?? or two weeks lol

[Caesar]

since i couldnt help it i read the manga..... and i LOVED it!!!!!!!
(i hope this doesnt make me too pervert :))

ps:when is the chapter coming???

[Hunni3]

chapter one and two are out. chapter 3 comes out in january since the chapters come out once every month. =/

[Planeswalker]

is it months? i thought it was just one mmonth?? or two weeks lol

Its just one month. He has to make it through July before the Queen can be released.

[Hunni3]

lol. hmmm that brinngs a question to my mind. is it that hard to resist the urge?

lol. do all guys do it? do u do it? O.o

[MoonCannon]

This one... is funny in a freaky way I guess... Who would have thought that "THAT" part could be used for comedy. Now, I am wondering what will happen in the future when enough chapters are out and this series has an anime adoption... who knows what will happen then... (But probably impossible without rating it high since it does get a little too far.)

Now, does any see Kohta x Elyse as something possible? Since Kohta is already helplessly going through life and everything and since he only has a crush on Minayo but not actually in a relationship. Plus, he's going to be like seeing Elyse about every single day that lasts so maybe he falls for her(The "I might like you" from Chapter 2 as well) sometime.

Or maybe he fails to save mankind on the 30th day but the released Queen of Terror spares Kohta so he could be with Elyse...

[Planeswalker]

lol. hmmm that brinngs a question to my mind. is it that hard to resist the urge?
lol. do all guys do it? do u do it? O.o

You probably dont understand since your not in your sexual prime yet...but yes it is hard to resist. Especially when confronted with (in this case) beautiful naked women, one of which has a mission to make you ejaculate...

[M_A]

You probably dont understand since your not in your sexual prime yet...but yes it is hard to resist. Especially when confronted with (in this case) beautiful naked women, one of which has a mission to make you ejaculate...
a perfect answer to hunni's questuion.
I feel sorry for that guy.

[Kenta]

it wouldn't be too bad to be in his shoes...

[M_A]

yea, but then again, u cant whack off for a month...

[shadow_of_89]

It wouldn't be bad for like......2 hours?....after that it would be a real torture......to hold yourself......*@_@*

[Kenta]

^ no comment. :Haha

[M_A]

lol, no comment needed.

[shadow_of_89]

I think i am being misunderstood .....I meant that it would be nice for two hours to being submitted to those kind of services.....^_^
I am not that kind you know.......*screams*

[M_A]

OOOOOH, lol, wow. I was thinking 2 hours of not ejaculating, lol.
Anad yeah, it would be nice.

[shadow_of_89]

OOOOOH, lol, wow. I was thinking 2 hours of not ejaculating, lol.
Anad yeah, it would be nice.
I know i'm a weird guy....but i'm not THAT f****ed up......^_^....

[Hunni3]

^-^

[shadow_of_89]

Omg u people actually thought that....**screams even louder**......i'm going to take my toys and go away....not playing with you anymore.....>:P....still ...i wonder how the angels look like.,....can't wait for next chapter

[Kenta]

i think he will nosebleed to death before he can ejaculate at this rate... harem no jutsu and nosebleed no jutsu are too much for the human body...

[M_A]

lol, nosebleeds wouldn't keep him from feeling up all the angel and devil chicks, at least they wouldn't keep me. :)

[Evanesque]

Lolz @ everyone...wow my balls is growing on to people huh?

[M_A]

lol, definetly. Only 2 chapters out and 218 posts in the thread.

[Kenta]

Lolz @ everyone...wow my balls is growing on to people huh?
yeah, seems like balls grow on guys and girls alike... wtf did i just say? :lol

[M_A]

yeah, seems like balls grow on guys and girls alike... wtf did i just say? :lol
lol, if someone who haven't heard of the manga opens this thread and sees this post, that person would definetlt leave, crawl up in a corner and sit their shivering for hours.

[Unrefined-Nemesis]

Dude this is one funny manga, when i checked it out I laughed MY BALLS out lol...

[Planeswalker]

yeah, seems like balls grow on guys and girls alike... wtf did i just say? :lol

God...something tells me this ^^ kind of thing is all this thread will be about for the next few years while waiting for chapapas.

[Evanesque]

XD
ROFLMAO...I have no idea what you said Kenta but yeah...My Balls is sure gonna be a hit with both genders...and mixes XD

:D

[M_A]

Dude this is one funny manga, when i checked it out I laughed MY BALLS out lol...
lol, if you liked it, you should join the FC, where we worship my balls all day long.

[Planeswalker]

HEY!!! Check out my Wiki page!!! It looks all professional now:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_balls

[M_A]

HEY!!! Check out my Wiki page!!! It looks all professional now:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_balls
Nice job, planes!!! Way to promote my balls.
*gives cookies and rep*

[Planeswalker]

God every second post is a balls joke XD

[M_A]

God every second post is a balls joke XD
That's true. It's hard not to use my balls in a sentence without it becoming a joke. even something simple like "i enjoy my balls" makes me giggle. :biggrinki

[Evanesque]

tell me about it...but you know my balls is one of the hottest threads in this section :D

awesome...we just love my balls!

@Planes: Great job...wonderful way of promoting my balls...it'll soon grow on the world and my balls is gonna be huge! XD

So you finally got the pic up. How'd you do that?

[Thing]

:( Makes me think of this hentai manga I read a long time ago...

This kid was in school, he walked to the bathroom to use it...
when he got to the toilet and got his pants down his penis was missing X_x;

It fell off and some girls found it... I'm sure you know what happend next...
Let me just say they had a sleep over with it. <_<;;;

[Evanesque]

ZOMG...that's definitely hentai XD
My Balls is nothing compared to that...I mean My balls is more decent...XD

[Kenta]

nice hentai manga... care to tell me the name? xD

rofl, jk :Haha

[Evanesque]

>.<...HEY we're supposed to be promoting [My Balls[/i] not some other manga *shoos thing away* XD

[shadow_of_89]

*screams*..... btw how can your thingie fall off and the some chicks play with it.......who would actually read something like that(maybe if u like to put yourself in his place and see how your object takes a walk....)......sick man...sick.......

[Critical]

*screams*..... btw how can your thingie fall off and the some chicks play with it.......who would actually read something like that(maybe if u like to put yourself in his place and see how your object takes a walk....)......sick man...sick.......

now let's think about it from a total bystander's point of view. WHO in their right mind would read something about a guy who got a sexy evil demon queen sealed into his balls?

I will quote my friend whom I told about my balls "You're just sick. I'm not reading this shit. :p" (but i know he WILL read it anyways, maybe he already did - that's how humans work ^^)

[shadow_of_89]

the human desire for knowledge(it doesn't matter how u take it:P) can brake every barrier.....guess that's ok.....unless u start losing body parts around ^_^

[M_A]

dammit, now the whole missing-penis manga is stuck in my head...

Anyway, like eeveryone said, you can't resist my balls, the name lures you in, and the story keeps you hungering for more.

[Evanesque]

Not only that M_a...my balls is also a crack up everytime we talk about it XD

@critical: let's not get all logical here :p ;)
My balls is fun, decent to an extent and kinda cute :Haha

[M_A]

yeah, it's not like it's hentai, it's allcensored. The fact that it's censored actually adds to the silliness of the plot in a way...like in the part with the tail.

[Evanesque]

*muffles laughter* Yep..Kohta's balls and um, thing is censored too...It's completely safe for female kids who've never seen things like that before :Haha

XD

Oh yeh we're all gonna end up perverted as the manga continues...or at least sound perverted...I really wonder how other CB'ers view us as :lol

[M_A]

lol, when people see that i am the owner of my balls fc in my sig, they probably run away and never again reply to my posts. :)

[Evanesque]

LMAO...hey btw, is there a fixed date of a month when the manga will come out or do we just blindly anticipate throughout January?

[M_A]

i think we are just blindly anticipating it. Planes knows more about the releases, but he isn't here now...

[Evanesque]

I wonder where Planes is. He's usually here everytime we mention My Balls :D
Lol...yeh anyway, I'll wait for him.

Hey do you think maybe someday, they'll make an anime out of My Balls?

[M_A]

LOL, that would be awesome, i bet many would download it thinking it's hentai.

[Evanesque]

XD Yeh most probably! But would they be viewer friendly? For example, in the elfen lied anime, many of the naughty things that happen in the manga are excluded.

So would My Balls include Kohta's balls censored and um, some of Elyse's actions?

[M_A]

The Elfen Lied manga has naughty stuff not shown in the anime?!? *downloads EL manga*

Yeah, i think they would more than just censor it, i think the same stuff sa the manga would occur, but instead of showing the whole thing with censored parts, they would just show characters' faces and make according sounds. That way, the viewer knows what's happening, but there is nothing too suggestive shown.

[Kenta]

you can always visit mangahelpers.com to see what new chapters are out.

[Planeswalker]

Elfen Lied mentally scarred me...what they did to that puppy...T_T

Oh Ive forgotten about a lot of threads over the past few days Evanesque. Havent been to the Evanescence one in a while either ;p

[M_A]

lol, the puppy. Still not as bad as what heppened to the kitty in the Battle Royal manga...

Anyway, it's not that long until january and a new chapter, is it? We'll all see more of my balls then...