They'd never say that!-Bleach chars

[JuJuElite]

well, ykno...the title ;p

[Malice]

Renji: Hi everyone. I'm Renji and I'm a caffine addict.
Chad: Maybe it's time I get a haircut.
Ichigo: let's make out Rukia.
Nova: I'm fed up with you stpid mod souls. I'm leaving.
Kenpachi: Why does my hair spike like this after It gets washed?
Ogihci: Ichigo, turn to the dark side.
HItsuguya: I'm sooo gonna kil that hairdresser for putting too much bleach in my hair.

[D-King]

Ichigo: Ack! Renji, Byakuya, save me!
Gin: Why the hell you smiling so much, heh?
Tosen: *singing* I can see clearly now the rain is gone...I can see all obstacles in my way*
Zaraki: Aww Ichigo, not today i'm beat...
Chad: I'm sick of using this deep voice, it hurts my throat!
Kon: Please Ichigo! How disgusting of you to be watching Matsumoto and Orihime's breasts...such perversion
Shunsui: No Nanao-chan, I don't want to have sex with you...I have better things to do with my life like train.

[Lust]

ishida:gosh ichigo i am your new mommy!!!!
ichigo:i am your father byakuya
hollow ichigo(ogihchi):i just wanna be your friend~*puuppy eyes*
hollow:we come in peace don kill us!!!!!
Aizen:i live for gin my true love ahh~
kon:actually i am gay
shunsui;nano-chan sry but i don love you anymore.......now i love ukitake!!!!
yoruichi:my pussy tast good than you soi fon
soi fon;i am a sexy b**TH

[KeitaroAZN™]

sorry to burst all of your bubbles but there is already a thread that relates to this

http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=24050

[*Hollow*Ichigo]

wow alot of things happened while i was away....>.> 2 things....
Ichigo:What Should I wear today?.....wheers those boxers....
Karen:Ummmmm...Ichigo? *hands Ichigo Boxers....
Ichigo:!!!! THEIR PINK!!!
Karen:ummm i could explain...
Kon:.....!!! WHY DID UR STUPID SISTER HAVE TO THROW ME IN THE WASHER,*Kon appearing in pink*
Btw can sum1 tell me wat points are ive missed alot...

[Kriceº]

Byakuya:If i don't break the rules , who will..
Rukia:Oro?

[Malice]

Gin: They said if I were to express and the wind changes so you stay like that.I thought they were joking.
Chad: lets have a lonng drawn out discussion with no point.
Kon: I love you Rinrin.
Cloud: But I wanted an action figure body, not this.
Hitsuuya: I love office work.
Renji (in real world): Damn our fashion info is sooo outdated.
Uhara: I wish I had a pimp hat.
Ichigo: I feel like dieing my hair.
Kenpachi (singing): "It's a pirates life for me, argh"

[Evanesque]

Ichigo to Renji: d00d let's say we quit our lil arguments and make out!
Aizen: Damn, dropped my lenses...aargh...I'm BLIND!!
Rukia [in a pink bunny costume]: *hop hop hop*
Orihime: I'm so hardcore \m/

:Haha

That's all I can think of for now...

[Kriceº]

Nova:Let's listen to the wonderful music
Chad:Oro?
Nova:Yes the music is perfect in the toilet while we're doing some jobs in here.

[Cheryl]

Gin: Omg, BUNNY!
Byakuya: Bunny? WHERE?
Rukia: Pft. Bunnies suck.
Renji: BUNNY~!!
Ichigo: Let's eat rabbit meat!
Rukia: YES!!
Byakuya: Poor bunny!!
Gin: *weeps*
Ishida: I shall kill anyone who harms the bunny.

>.>

[mattkiwi]

Zaraki: I love you!
Thats all that needs saying!

[ultimate]

Like renji_kurosaki mentioned there is another thread quite similar to this one but anyway...

Hitsugaya: Don't tell Matsumoto but I have a secret stash of booze that I keep for myself
Zaraki: Go world peace!
Mayuri to Ishida: I am your father!
Ishida: Noooooooo! It can't be!
Yamamoto: Does my beard look like Dumbledore from Harry Potter?

[Malice]

Zengetsu: Here comes the man in black.
Ichigo (noble accent): Isay renji. What a horrid hairstyle.
Renji: Shut up I'm practicing designing my tattos for my shop.
Nove: Where the f@%$s my mouth gone.
Chad: Where the NBA league at.
Orihime: Damn this plastic surgeon I'll kill him. I wanted them bigger.
Masumoto to Hitsuguya: Okay Hitsuguya Stop watching DBZ and do you homework.
Ichimaru (dressed as the Joker): Now where the Joker makeup kit.
Ishida: who said nerds sucked?

[Kriceº]

Ichigo : Omgosh , your in white..
Ogihci : I just dropped into the detergent .. =/

[Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou]

what are some things bleach characters would never say? post your own ideas :P
Aizen:
"Star wars is on!!" "check out my contacts"
Rukia:
"rabbits suck"
Ichimaru:
"No, i DONT know why I'm always smiling.."
Ichigo"
"I love you Rukia.."
can't think of much, add some :redbiggri
hahahha I think personally you got some of the really good ones out!! ^_^

Ogichi :
"Ichigo let's work together"
Tousen :
"I actually could see all along....These are just my favorite sun glases"
Orihime :
"Komamura-san we use the same shampoo"

[ghey b]

matsumoto: Damn son, you know my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..

Mayuri: gee nemu you look tense, how bout a foot rub.

sado: and i was like "omg! how could you wear that on a day like this", and he was like "i like shorts so back off", and i was like "well your just ignorent."

urahara: sit down and ill tell you everything i know over some tea..

[rei]

chado: how are you today?
i like ur shirt where did u buy it?
u'll never guess what happened to me last night,
one time in band camp...

[ultimate]

Komamura: No, I am not the big bad wolf!
Ishida: Quincy pride? That sounds so stupid
Hollow Ichigo: Ichigo is about to battle me again! I will change my colour to green, that will freak him out! Hahahahaha!

[Novoxis]

Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo, you are my friend.
Mayuri: Nemu, I love you.
Hanatarou: Let's go make out behind a dumpster Rukia!
Tousen: Justice.... I hate justice... I hate everything.
Renji: Oh my god!!!!! Look at my eyebrows!!!!! Why didn't someone tell me?!!!!
Kon: I like guys.
Aizen: I regret everything.

[Xferox 02]

i think Rukia likes Ichigo, but Ichigo just dont notice it, yeah

Ishda " i dont hate death gods anymore, lets be friends " =)

[KinkyMana]

Tosen: *singing* I can see clearly now the rain is gone...I can see all obstacles in my way*
Oh man thats preety much the most halarious thing I have seen since like, tuesday!

[Kazuma Shawn]

yamamoto : let's rock and roll babe!!
aizen : musics please!!!!! and nothing but kenny g!!!!
komamura : yes nothing but kenny!!! and bring some hot she-wolf here!!!!
gin : oh babe,hips dont lie!!!
tousen : woooohoooo!! that's a babe there!! hello lady!!!!!

[Felijan]

Byakuya : Dude, like... chill out.
Hitsugaya to Matsu : Hey baby, how're they hanging?
Sado: [Anything, really]

[Kazuma Shawn]

hollow : i love shinigami
shinigami : i love hollow
typical words..lol
another one..
Nanao : i hate carrying books
Kyouraku : I hate ladies and girls and women
Yamamoto : i like to put pacifier in my mouth during my nap

[Tokaiman]

chad: ichigo, i like you...let's be "friends"
ichigo: wich one i should choose? rukia or inoue?
zaraki: i love my squad
yachiru: yo, kenpachi
yumichika: damn, i look like a gay
aizen: hi everybody, let's dance
ulqiorra: aizen-sama, f*** you
pyon: i love men
chizuru: hey man, let's play
renji: i'm really sad, my zanpakutou its a baboon...
yamamoto: i will give the squad a holiday for a month!!
kyouraku: girls suck
hitsugaya to hinamori: hi shrimp

[angelicdesire]

ichigo: rukia i love you
chad: i love you guys
taski: i really am in love with ichigo
inoue: back off taski, hes mine!
ishdia: i really am a dumb ass for not killing kyria
byakuya: i love bunnies soooo much :)
rukia: lets have a threesome renji and ichigo
hitsugaya: i really do like motsumotos breasts
kenpachi: i really do hate fighting

[Chiwofen]

Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, come into my office. There's something I'd like to show you...
Ichigo: Kenpachi, lets duke it out. Right here, right now.
Kenpachi: F*** that, I'm going to get Yachiru some candy.
Urahara: Oi, Ichigo, I got some good porn for ya...
Hinamori: F*** you, Aizen Taichou.
Ichimaru: I didn't mean to hurt you.
Rukia: Ichigo, come into your closet. There's something I'd like to show you...

[ghey b]

hmm just thought I'd add to the thread with some bounto arc..hah

Kayira: Forgive & Forget, thats what I always say!

Ichinose: Yo Zaraki, you wanna grab a bite to eat and catch up..?

Ran'toa: Ishida you F***ing idiot!!

thats all i can think of for now..

[gentlemancole]

Aizen: I respect you all as a people, and I long for your friendship. ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!

Soul Society: YAY!

[Setsuna Ai]

Ichigo: Ack! Renji, Byakuya, save me!
Tosen: *singing* I can see clearly now the rain is gone...I can see all obstacles in my way*


HAHAHAHAHAHA I can just see him doing actions too! xD


Hollow Ichigo: Ichigo is about to battle me again! I will change my colour to green, that will freak him out! Hahahahaha!
ROFL

[Lust]

Inoue:doctor you say you wouldnt tell ppl bout the surgery!!!!!!!
ishida:actually ichigo....i love you
ichigo:but i cant ishida coz....i love kon!!!!!!!!!

[blanc.lait]

yoruichi: soi fong will you marry me?

[xiaoshawn]

Ichigo:I love you, Orihime!
Kenpachi:I am a proud member of the antifightingFC which is hosted by tousen
Shunshui:Naaaa-naaaa-ooo chan! serve me tea NOW
Mayuri:Nemu, please don't die!

[Lust]

rukia:bankai!!!!!!!!

[MetroidManiac]

matsumoto: " Right, Ive done the paperwork, cooked dinner, done the washing and the ironing, and achieved bankai, is there anything else you would like me to do?"

[eiChi]

byakuya : hey look, yachiru-chan~ there are sweets over here :D :D :D
kenpachi: eh? what is this byakuya? r u trying to seduce my yachiru-chan?
byakuya: well yea, u got a problem with that? *demon glare*
kenpachi: ...I'LL KILL YA~~

*at the back*
yachiru : oh well..i think ken-chan will lose this time. :P

[Cheryl]

Ichigo: I think I'll ask Ishida to sew new clothes for me! <3

[Terra]

Byakuya: Hello!^_^

[Blekblek]

Yachiru: Ken-chan's such a weakling.
Hinamori: Man, Aizen sucks monkey-balls. I can't believe I didn't see it before.
Ishida: Ichigo's Bankai-clothes are so sexy, I wonder if I can incorporate the design into my Quincy outfit.
Ichigo: Oh, damn it, would you stop bleeding all over the place? It takes forever to get the stains out.
Byakuya: Rukia, would you do some art to put around the house?
Yamamoto: Woah, those steroids really worked.
Ichimaru: I can't live with the secret anymore: I got Botox!
Ukitake: Tch, maybe I should just go see the doctor already.
Mayuri: I miss my ears.
Orihime: I must, I must, I must improve my bust!
Kyouraku: Don't worry, Nanao-chan, I'll do the dishes tonight.
Renji: Oh my God, what are my tattoos going to look like when I'm 60?
Kira: Like, wtf is up with the shape of my sword?

[Xferox 02]

Renji: Dude! i used like 1 bottle of shampoo washing my hair last night.......i seriously need a hair cut.

Ishda: Hey ichigo!!! lets trade our powers and see which one is cooler"
Ichigo: HEEEEELLLLLLL nOOOO you quincy cloth are too gay for me !!!!

[Lust]

ichigo:you are a bi*th rukia
rukia:hell yea
kon: :o oh my god......

[Terra]

Ichigo: Rukia is what I would like to call a true artist.

[Lust]

ichigo:give me buttseck!!!!!!!!!

[Xferox 02]

Aizen: i think i look way cooler than ichigo with my glasses.........oh wait i broke them a few month ago in SS..............shit.......

orihime: i got back pains because my boobs are too big

[Kimochi]

kenpachi to yachiru: uu're firedd!!

[eiChi]

Hollow Ichigo to Ichigo

"oh! mate! lets dance together!!! wohooo~!!!"

[Terra]

Continued from^

Ichigo: Ah, so you wish to dance? *Puts on dance music*

[Lust]

Continued from^
chad:freaking idiots....
byakuya:marry me rukia!!!!!!!!
rukia:i cant coz i am les!!!!!!!!

[Kimochi]

^continue
ichigo: wadd uu r les? i wanna marry uu!!
rukia: go marry inoue... she got great body!

[Lust]

continue^
inoue:wth i am a man seriously!!! i do plastic surgey on my body and face to look like a girl...but i have prove iam a guy!!! i have 2 nut and a &&&&!!!!!!!

[Weightless melon-kun]

continue ^
Nova: Hmm...

[Kimochi]

ichigo to byakuya : hey so difficult killing kariya.. i goinn to call ryuk to come down with his book..
byakuya : i duunn have have his cellphone number..
ichigo : eh i got.. never mind..
( ring ring )
ryuk : yes..?
ichigo : ryuk... my cute lil frenn.. cann uu come down here with ur death note andd kill kariya.. so troublesome..
ryuk : apples?
ichigo : hm.. i duunn have apples with me.. nvm i buy uu one..
ryuk : yay!!
1 min later.....
ryuk : hm... my apples?
ichigo : here.. ( gave hym apples )
ryuk : ok wait.. (writing kariya's name)
kariya : ahh!!! watashiwa...
ichigo : watashiwa.. ichigo ( strawberry )..
ichigo to ryuk : thanx mann ryuk uu are a reall fren to me...
ryuk : heh.. ^^ great to help.. now that kira's gone.. ii seldom get apples..
ichigo : hm.. i sell strawberries.. but nvm.. i will buy uu apples.. ^^
ryuk : ( wink )
byakuya : one kawaii shinigami...

[Cheryl]

Yumichika: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! I SHALL GO HOLD A BEE RIGHT NOW!!

*is shot*

[Lust]

ichigo to byakuya : hey so difficult killing kariya.. i goinn to call ryuk to come down with his book..
byakuya : i duunn have have his cellphone number..
ichigo : eh i got.. never mind..
( ring ring )
ryuk : yes..?
ichigo : ryuk... my cute lil frenn.. cann uu come down here with ur death note andd kill kariya.. so troublesome..
ryuk : apples?
ichigo : hm.. i duunn have apples with me.. nvm i buy uu one..
ryuk : yay!!
1 min later.....
ryuk : hm... my apples?
ichigo : here.. ( gave hym apples )
ryuk : ok wait.. (writing kariya's name)
kariya : ahh!!! watashiwa...
ichigo : watashiwa.. ichigo ( strawberry )..
ichigo to ryuk : thanx mann ryuk uu are a reall fren to me...
ryuk : heh.. ^^ great to help.. now that kira's gone.. ii seldom get apples..
ichigo : hm.. i sell strawberries.. but nvm.. i will buy uu apples.. ^^
ryuk : ( wink )
byakuya : one kawaii shinigami...
rofl this is funny!!!!

[Megalomania]

I can assure you,
Ichigo will never say "Bwubwubwubwubwub"
And Byakuya will never ring like a telephone.

You can imagine it though...
*Byakuya rings*
Byakuya: *Clearly amused at the noise* Ring ring, ring ring... Ichigo! It's for you!
Ichigo: *Frowny face* Omg, who the hell's ringing me on my Byakuya-phone?

[Lust]

well yea
Chad:join the gay side and you can save your ichigo from dying!!
rukia:i dunno the force say i shouldnt....
chad:but he will die like your dream when he giving birth err drinking beer
rukia:i wouldnt let that happen!!!!!!!!!
*after that ichigo dead and rukia bcome Darth Vader lol*

[Mobius]

AHAHA
byakuya: you killed my father!!
rukia: no nii-sama, i am your father *in darth voice*
byakuya: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *falls*

[Lust]

mayuri:and i am your mother *wink*

[Mobius]

byakuya: then that makes me and nemu siblings??
OMGWTFBBQGAWD!! i cant believe i did it with my sister last nite!! ^_^'

[Lust]

ichigo and renji:we did with her last night too(spoke at the same time)
ichigo:wth!!?
renji:wtf!?!!?

[Mobius]

byakuya: oh yeah!!
you know how you guys saw a pink shunpo?...that was me!! XD

renji&ichigo: OMGWTFBBQ!!....BANKAI!

byakuya: oh shit *runs*

[Kimochi]

yachiru : lalala.. i'm kawaii.. lalalala...
kenpachi : where's that lil thinng? ( accidentally step yachiru )
yachiru : yaow..!!
kenpachi : gahh.. uu ok? not that i care...
yachiru : *spank kenpachi*
meanwhile..
ryuk : zzz..
ichigo : (plays poker with ryuk and byakuya ) oh mann.. kariya's dead.. im boredd..
( ring ring )
ichigo : hello?
L : err. uu are the guy name strawberry right?
ichigo : yea..
L : k.. err like im goinn to die another 2 mins.. cann get ready my bed? i wanna lots of sugar, chocolate and anithing sweet..
ichigo : uu think im roomn service??
L : well its just a favour..
ichigo : well fine.. ( put down phone )
L : at last im going to die.. tiredd of solving crimes.. yahoooo!
byakuya : hu was that..
ichigo : some guy.. he said he needs bed, lots of sugar, chocolate and anithing sweet..
byakuya : ouhh.. roon service..
ryuk : thats L mann.. i hope he brings apples.. ^^

[Mobius]

ichigo: *looks at ryuk*... ... ... OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! a death god! run for your lives ppl!!
Ryuk: you fools you cannot escape me!!... ... ... hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!... ... ... BANKAI!
XD

[Kimochi]

ryuk : ouh man.. it is my hair??!!
ichigo : BAN(cough)KAI
ichigo to byakuya : im getting oldd mann..

[Lust]

byakuya:wahhahah old man wahhaha now i can win easily

[Kimochi]

ichigo : not old enough ferr uu..
byakuya : well yea.. i noe that..

[Lust]

ichigo:but give me a viagra and i will get you!!!!

[Kimochi]

ichigo : hm.. where's that ryuk.. he told me to buy apples..
byakuya : yea.. the lil big shinigami..
meanwhile ryuk is bathing
ryuk : lalala.. im kawaii..omg.. i'm suppose to meet that strawberry..
byakuya : well if he's not here than we eat..
ichigo : well fine
*eats*
ryuk : i've arrivedd.. @.@ gahh my apples..!!
ichigo : hmm apples taste better than strawberry!!

ps. ichigo and byakuya is bestfren ferr life..

[Lust]

ichigo:where my strawberry?

[Kimochi]

rukia : here uu are my dear hubby!!
ichigo : sweet!!
inoue : gahh!! i wanna marry ichigo too!!
ishida : denn me?

[Lust]

chad:i marry you then ishida

[Cheryl]

Kenpachi: I feel pretty.

[Lust]

kenpachi:i pawn your ass!!!!
yachiru:Yui!!!!!!

[Jeem]

Renji: Yeah, no one's managed to destroy these cool sunglasses yet!

Ichigo: Rukia, your drawings are really impressive.

Byakuya: You know, I really don't like cherry blossoms all that much....

Kenpachi: Bankai

[Setsuna Ai]

Ichimaru: I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

[Lust]

Aizen:but i am yoiur leader and that make me far more charming than you gin!!!!!

[Terra]

Rukia: Someone stole my bunny... ;_;
Kenpachi: Whoops, that must've been me.
Renji: How dare you! Give it back!! *attacks Kenpachi*
Kenpachi: NO!! My bunny!! *dodges attack and runs away*
Byakuya: There there, it's ok, I'll buy you a new one ne?

[Lust]

ichigo:how bout me?
inoue:i be your bunny then^^

[MetroidManiac]

ichigo:how bout me?
inoue:i be your bunny then^^
...
okay...

[Lust]

ishida:i don care what you say i wnat to open a pron shop!!!

[Kimochi]

ishida : yes!! at last my shop is open.. i cann finally have a tailor shop!!
inoue : can uu...
ishida : no.. ur boobs to big...
yachiru : me?
ishida : no.. uu are to small..
ryuk : meme!!
ishida : NO... uu will take mu whole cloth!!
ryuk : grr.. is my hair.!! T_T

[Lust]

ichigo:burn the shop!!!!!!!
ishida:no!!!! its my baby!!!!!!

[Kimochi]

*shop burned *
ishida : no!!!!!
ichigo : muahaha.!!!
inoue : ichigo?!?!

[Lust]

ichigo:i pawn joo!!!!!!

[Kimochi]

^ this guy here always disturb..

byakuya : he wassup ichigo.. wanna go to 711?
ichigo : yea!!
byakuya : i wanna buy gel!! my hair keep going front!!

[Lust]

rukia:i pawn you both!!!!!

[Miss M]

Rukia singing: Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, but some just say they're kidding themselves... :P

[Lust]

ichigo:you forgot bout animal and human love XD

[Kimochi]

byakuya to ichigo : theres this guy i noe he got 2 genders.. he's name is..... kay i think...
ichigo : wad gay?
byakuya : its kay...

[Lust]

really offtopic
anyway tousen:i am not blind!!!!!!1

[Kimochi]

okok sry..

mayuri : nemu!! make me coffee!!
nemu : grr stupid old man.. the worst father!!
mayuri : i can here uu!!
nemu : like i care...
byakuya : nemu!! im here to rescue uu..
mayuri : huh?
byakuya : may i marry ur daughter sirrrrrrrrrrr...!!
nemu : byakuya!!!

[Lust]

mayuri:are you d*mn sure?
byakuya:h*ll yea!!!
nemu:oh frickin yea!!!
mayuri:he is a boy
byakuya:wtf!?!?!? no!!!!!!!!!!!

[blanc.lait]

Renji: Ichigo your my hero and my saviour

[Lust]

ichigo:you are my life,kon!!!

[Terra]

Ichigo: Eeek! Please don't hurt me!

Hitsugaya: Mehehehehehehe.........

Byakuya: This calls for a disco showdown!!

[Lust]

tousen:i aint black!!! i am a white guy sheez!!!

[Kimochi]

aizen : ichimaru uu so cute!! i think im in love in uu!!
ichimaru : phew thank god im gay!!

[Lust]

yachiru:baldy
tamato:who you calling baldy b***H!!!!!

[esrz22]

Yachiru: no, I don't think I'll take that candy today.

Byakuya: somebody needs a big hug! [huggage]

[Terra]

Byakuya: I start my day with a wholesome bowl of flower petals.

[esrz22]

Zaraki: Give peace a chance!

Chad: [insert giant speech here]

[Lust]

yachiru:kill me nigga!!!!!

[Kimochi]

byakuya: ii wanna marry nemu!!
mayuri: kill urself then live again
nemu: byakuya!!

[Lust]

rukia:you sux

[Novoxis]

Tousen: I'm not really blind, it's just for the extra welfare money.

[Mobius]

rangiku to hitsugaya: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i cant stand it any more!! lets jus have sex and get it over and done with!! :D

[Lust]

rukia:**** me ichigo!!!

[Terra]

Yachiru: *points to Kenpachi* Quick! To the Batmobile!

Lol, randomness...

[Jeem]

Byakuya: You know, I really don't know why I have these silver things in my hair...

[Terra]

Rukia: You suck, nii-sama.

Hitsugaya: I want candy!!

[Lust]

kon:i want gay movie

[Mobius]

kon: actually i prefer small boobs.

[Lust]

kon:i prefer long "rod'

[Malice]

Ishida: Screw this bow crap. Gimme a Zanpactou.

Ogihci: Cmon Ichigo lemme date Rukia, please.

Ogihci: Come to the dark side Ichigo.
Ichigo: Yes my master.

[Mobius]

gin: OMG
aizen:WTF HOLY CRAP!!
Tousen, wat? .... wtf r u guys lookin at??

[Kimochi]

yachiru : omg my hair!!! T_T no!!
rukia : huh huh wad wad ? ahh!!!
yachiru : ur hair is mine and my hair is urs!
rukia : WTF!!

[Lust]

rukia:you never pawn me ichigo
ichigo:i wanna join pink side instead of darkside
ogihci:i have a mommy

[Kimochi]

ichigo : WTF!
rukia : huhuh??
ichigo : my body !
rukia : hahahahahaha..
(imagine urself)

[Lust]

ichigo:i wanna join gotei 13
ishida:shinigami ftw

[Malice]

Gin: You can call me Joker. And as you see, I'm alot happier hehehehehehe.

Chad: I got big hands to grab big boobs.

Aizen: (In the soul society escapade) I should do drama. I'm so good at it.

Renji: Yo, there a starbucks nearby?

Zangetsu: God i should shave in the next millenia or so cause it's getting scraggily.

[Kimochi]

ishida : yay my tailoring shops reopen
ichigo : *burned again*
ishida : grr!! BANKAI..
ichigo : have uu fergotten uu are a quincy?
ishida : oh yea.. sry!!
ichigo : ben dan...!!

[Lust]

ichigo:bankai!!!!! sissy joker zangetsu!!!
byakuya:as you wish...bankai thousand pink colour bra!!!
kon:i want your sword!!!!!!!!

[esrz22]

Zangetsu: I miss the rain...

[Terra]

Kenpachi: Woot! Let's go see Santa Claus!!
Yachiru: .............

[esrz22]

Kenpachi: Woot! Let's go see Santa Claus!!
Yachiru: .............
However, if you switched who was saying what, it could happen.

Byakuya: [after jumping off a cliff] I can FLY!

[Lust]

ichigo:my daddy is a girl!!!!!!!

[esrz22]

[any captain]: Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. SHINIGAMI!

[Jeem]

Renji when he's old: What was I thinking when I got these tatoos?????

Aizen: *breaks glasses* Hahaha, little do they know i have CONTACTS!!! The element of surprise will be MINE!

[Lust]

ishida: omg its a menos grande!!!!
ichigo:don worry it wouldnt bite you

[Jeem]

(lol, i just keep thinking of random things to say)

Gin: Yeah, my empathy counselor said that keeping my eyes closed would help me "understand" Tousen better....

[esrz22]

Ichigo: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

[Lust]

chad:i am the man of steel!!!!

[Kimochi]

yachiru : everyone in soul society is lame!!!

[Kalashnikov]

Byakuya: Two infinityyy and beyond!!!!

[Malice]

Kenpachi: I should of been hired to play Vegeta in DBZ instead of that midget prince.

[Kimochi]

kenpachi : im tired!!! *kill self*

[Malice]

Urahara: I'm tireed of hanging out here at the store, I'm gonna go score with the ladies.

Inoue: I love you Ishida. Make love to me.
Ishida: For the pride of the Quincy. I'll put you into a realm of ecstacy and passion.

Hitsugaya: I'm going drinking. I'll do the work tomorrow, When I feel like waking up.

Ichigo: Cmon Ishida, let's go kill some hollows.
Ishida: Man....you're troublesome. Just stay outta my way, loser.

[Lust]

ichigo:mai hime is better than bleach

[esrz22]

[vice captain whoever, regarding Ichigo]: His reiatsu level is over nine thousand! Niiiiine thooooouuusaaaaaaaand!

[Lust]

yachiru:kenpachi is baldy~

[Kalashnikov]

byakuya (in a car): " They see me rollin, they hatin...Patrollin...an tryna catch me riidin dirty"

(hehe chamillionaire :P)

[Lust]

byakuya:i aint a geek!!!!!!

[Kimochi]

ichimaru : T_T

[Lust]

senna:marry me ichigo!!!

[Kalashnikov]

Kon: I will perve no more!

[Lust]

kon:i pawn ichigo!!!

[Kalashnikov]

Ichigo: Hey kon lets have a tea party :D
Kon: yaay - ill go steal Yuzu's tea set :P

[Lust]

yuzu:give me back my junky useless crappy tea set!!!!!

[Kalashnikov]

Kon: NOOOOOO - we were just in the middle of our tea party..now you made me spill invisible pretend tea all over ichigo

Ichigo: WAHH hot!!!

[Lust]

yuzu:give me back or i pawn ya ass!!!!!!!

[Mobius]

shuuhei: please protect me hinamori kun!!

[Malice]

Kenpachi: (Whilst riding a Harley Davidson) Dadadada I'm bad to the bone.

[♥ Tess]

Karin: (to ichigo) "you need to be more like daddy" :P

[Malice]

Ichigo's father: Be like me. Be like me.

[Terra]

Byakuya: C'mon, Zaraki, let's go burn down the 1st division headquarters.
Kenpachi: Eh? B-but... That's against the-
Byakuya: Bah, who cares about teh rules? C'mon, let's go!
Kenpachi: Al..alright... whatever you say...

[Kalashnikov]

Kenpachi: Yachiru.........ive been wanting to tell you this for a long time.............
Yachiru: .......
Kenpachi: Well you see.....i love you
Yachiru: OOOOOOOO...KEENN - CHAANN


(lol)

[Lust]

ryuuken:i will give you back your power if you be my dog ishida!!!!
ishida:in the pride of quincy....i will do it!!!!

[Kalashnikov]

ryuuken:i will give you back your power if you be my dog ishida!!!!
ishida:in the pride of quincy....i will do it!!!!

lolz - couldnt stop laughin at that one
----

Rukia: Ichigo you are so stupid...=.=
Ichigo: No im not , you are
Rukia: No you are
Ichigo: YOU
Rukia: YOUUU
Ichigo: naa na na naaa naaa - i have a bankai - i have a bankai
Rukia: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP
Ichigo: haha BANKA......(trips over)
Rukia: ....loser..

[Lust]

ichigo:you are a d*ck!!!
ishida:no you are a d*ck
ichigo:you are a d*ck!!!
ishida:you are a d*ck!!!
ichigo:you are a d*ck!!!
ishida:you are the most annoying d*ck in bleach!!!!

[Kuro-Chan]

Byakuya:Rukia,do you love Ichigo..?
Rukia:Yes...bu-t..you hate him right?
Byakuya:no.i love him as well..so dun snatch from me k?
xD

[Lust]

ichigo;i am the most annoying jock at bleach
ishida;yes you are

[Kimochi]

ichigo : omg im turning gay!! rukia!!
ishida : oh good.. me too!!

[Lust]

rukia:i am les
kon:i am gay

[Kuro-Chan]

Rukia:Ichigo,I....love you...
Ichigo:No way..Im already engaged with your Ni-sama...
Rukia:Really?He told me that you're single..!
Ichigo:That's it..he'll be sleeping at the living room today..
xDDD

[Lust]

hollow ichigo:i am the man
ichigo:yea right if ya consist a guy like hello kitty and pink stuff is aman

[Mobius]

hits: dont worry matsumoto, ill do all of the work you jus relax and look after your assets :D

[Lust]

matsumotot:i wanna work more!!

[Godivine]

Aizen:

"zOMG THE NEXT BLEACH MANGA IS OUT"

[Lust]

aizen:i am superman!!!!!!

[Kimochi]

aizen : im the best around here!!
ichimaru : no uu r not!!

[Kuro-Chan]

Rukia:Ririn,do you love Ichigo?
Ririn:erm..kinda...why?
Rukia:cause im going to kill you if you do?

[Kalashnikov]

Ichigo: I am going to teh evil sidee - ha ha ha haaa
Rukia: no you're not . stfu
Ichigo:...T_T

[Kuro-Chan]

Chad:hey Nova,wanna go play the arcade?
Nova:Sure..why not?...
(they dun speak to each other when they are by themselves.xD)

[Malice]

Hitsugaya: Ice Ice baby.(dances)

[Terra]

Ishida: You know, I've always wanted to be a Shinigami rather than a Quincy.
Ichigo: Really? It's the complete opposite for me...

[♥ Tess]

ishida: ichi, do these shoes look good on me?
ichigo: heck yea dude. it totally matches your outfit
ishida: aww, thankies ichi <3
Sado: ...
Kon: ... ...uhh, shin... please stop this scenario
shin: hehe :]

ichigo: ....uhh, is she^ in bleach too?

[Jeem]

Komamura: Big dogs need a big bone, that's why I ordered a Jumbone.

[Lust]

ryuuken:i am not a quincy but i am a bussiness man!!!

[Kimochi]

ryuuken : im far more handsome than uu uruuyu..!!
uruuyu : no!!

[Sciky]

*Aizen at the end of episode 62 as he's being lifted upwards toward Hueco Mondo, talking to the death gods*

Aizen:You could break me open and take my candy, but wouldn't you like something better?

I'll tell you a secret.....................I'm a magical pinata.........and if you get me down from here, I'll grant you all your wishes.

*looks at Mayuri* for you, an X-ray machine, *looks at Ichimaru* for you, a pet cobra, *looks at Sado* how about sunscream, *looks at 2nd squad luitenant* pants that fit, Komamura......karate lessons.......just get me down and its all yours. Come on........come on.

*they get Aizen down to the ground*

Aizen: just so we're clear death gods...I'm not magical, *runs off* hyaa hyaa, that was acting death gods, BRAVO FOR ME!!

inspired by this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJ4ayZvA2U

[Lust]

that was funny rofl

[Kimochi]

matsumoto : i feel fat... i need to go on a diet!!
hitsu : wadd!! uu are skinny.. its onii ur boobs which makes uu bigg!!

[Lust]

inoue:i wanna get fat
les gal that wear spec(forgot her name):no way let me **** you 1st b4 you get fat!!!!

[Kalashnikov]

Rukia: i need a diet

[Mobius]

ichigo:
i will rule like a god over all of you and treat you creully :D mwahahahahah!

[Kalashnikov]

Rukia: hey hanataro - what do you think of the atkins diet?
Hanataro: dunno...
Rukia: ok i guess that will be the one for me

[Neko Rae]

shirosaki: I love pink bunnies

[Kalashnikov]

Mayuri: >.<....im such a clown head

[Lirion]

Yamamoto: Hanataro, take over. I'm gona take that vacation I deserve, I don't care what they say.
Hanataro: Uhh... yes sir!
Yamamoto: I've called for a captain meeting, they'll be here soon. Cya!
Hanataro: !!!!!
*All the captains arrives*
Hanataro: Um... Hello......
*Captains staring at Hanataro*
Hanataro: ......
Unohana: What are you doing Hanataro!
Hanataro: Um... General Yamamoto told me to take over while he's away.
Mayuri: What?! Stop playing around you brat! You'r in serius trouble now!
Hanataro: Brat?? .......Brat??
*Hanataro walks down to Mayuri*
Hanataro: What was that?
Mayuri: Bra.....
*Hanataro backhands Mayuri*
Hanataro: Silence freak! Anyone else talking will face backhand blow! Understood?!
All captains: Yes Comander General Hanataro!

[Kalashnikov]

^^ looooooooooooool - that is awesome :)

--------------

Ichigo: im the king
Ogihci: Noooo i ammm!!
Ichigo: I AM
Ogihci: im the king, you worthless piece of...
Ichigo: Nooo - NOT LISTENING - IM THE KINGGGG - LA LA LALALA LAAAA
Ogihci: SHUT UP SHUT UPPP!!!!
Ichigo: NAA NA NA NAAA NAAA!!
Ogihci: T_T - im telling daddy Zangetsu...T_T

[♥ Tess]

yoruichi: *meowww*
ichi:uhh, you ok?

[Terra]

Ishida: The only reason why I wear these glasses is so that I can look like my father, not because I actually need them...

[♥ Tess]

^lmao.

Aizen Sasuke: ...(pfft)
Ichimaru Gin: whats wrong dude ^ ^
Aizen Sasuke: the person typing spelled my last name wrong
-shin-: hehe
Ichimaru Gin: maybe she did that on purpose? ^ ^
Aizen Sasuke: Well.. that's totally not funny *<33333* (edited by shin)
aiZ3n sasUke:< ^ = WTF
ichimaru Gin: lmao, she totally pwn'd you ^ ^

[Lust]

aizen:i want to go back to soul society
gin:why?
aizen:coz i left my soft plushie teddybear make by hinamori at my bed and i cant sleep without it..
gin:wtf...
aizen:it remind me of hinamori and me having one night stand...
gin:really wtf...
aizen:it is my only thing to remind hinamori
gin:then why you kill her?
aizen:coz she is les...

[Axdsilva]

Kon: I gotta girlfriend!

[Kalashnikov]

Kon: Ive been dumped by my girlfriend who actually turned out to be a boy T_T

[Lust]

kon: plus i have a one night stand wif himT_T

[Cheryl]

Orihime: YAY BLOOD~

[Lust]

inoue:i have no big boobs

[Kuro-Chan]

Uryuu:hey,wth..how come my arrows ain't working?come on...SHOOT..!xD

[Lust]

ryuuken:to aquire your power back you must.......lick my shoe XD

[Kuro-Chan]

Uryuu:really..?okay...i'll lick your shoe on the pride of the quincys...xD

[Axdsilva]

Shin Asuka: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Ichigo: Dude, you're in the wrong anime...

[Godivine]

Ichigo to Renji:
"My sword can beat your sword!"

[Kalashnikov]

Byakuya: I need a girlfriend...

[Axdsilva]

Yamaji: There will be a new addition to the 13 Gotei, Squad 14. They will be responsible for the important duty of 'Partying down' *can't touch this - MC hammer plays, while the old guy dances*<<<

[Jeem]

Zaraki: I've been talking to my good friend Vash the Stampede, and I've decided to live for LOVE AND PEACE!!! *Crosses fingers and puts them up in the air.)

(You have to know a little about Trigun to get that one).

[Axdsilva]

Aizen: Are we ready to lead our troops to battle?
Gin: Yup Cap'n they're all outside, ready for orders.
Aizen: Good. *walks away from balcony*
Gin: Uhh Cap'n whereya goin'? The balcony's thaddaway.
Aizen: I had a bean burito for lunch today, nuff said *walks away with a couple small sounds following him*
Gin: ehhhhh...

[♥ Tess]

Rukia: i was born a blonde ;x

[Axdsilva]

Ha ha ha, gewd one

Ikkaku: I'm gonna go getta hair cut

[BrokenImage]

Ichigo - "Its 4:00 time for golf club." :biggrinlo
Aizen - "Who's up for a game of pac man?":eek13:
Ishida - "Im in love with a strippa! :musak:
Chad - "Lyke oh my god i saw this new movie today and..."
Kon - "I wish i had my own pair of boobs."
Cloud - "Im aspiring to be willy wonka." :redbiggri
Ohrime - "Hold on im trying out for american idol."
Kenchan - "The name of my sword is Barbie!"
Hollow - "Lets go see the wizard of oz, i need a new heart."

[Anubisrage]

Zangetsu: Ichigo, go to hell! I love Zabimaru!
Byakuya: Hell yeah b***hes, ROCK ON \m/ *sticks tongue out*
Ichimaru: How the hell do I get my eyes open???
Renji examining himself: Holy crap! My eyebrows reach my @ss!!!!!
Tatsuki: You want to rape Orihime? Go ahead.
Ishida: My outfit sucks!
Kenpachi: Where is my hair gel?
Yachiru: Im fed up of you Zaraki DIE, BANKAI!!!
Tousen: Here Komomura, I got you a nice bone!!! here boy...
Chad: That medallion was actually from an arcade game in Mexico!
Kon: I have no interest in girls...
Mayuri: BANKAI, Konjiki Barbie doll come out!!!
Ukitake: Byakuya wanna smoke some weed?
Nanao: Ok Taicho, lets go to the back room...
Ogihci: cant we all just get along?
The Viazards: We escaped from the circus!
Komomura to Tousen: Your mama's so black when she goes to night school, the teacher marks her absent!
Byakuya: *Serious tone* Im beautiful!
The Espada: want us to sing a song?:Domo

[Mobius]

Ogihci: me?? i gotta name..... its Chappy-san :D pleased to meet you !!

[♥ Tess]

Ichigo: i'm sorry. please accept my apology :(

^lol

[Anubisrage]

Youroichi: Soi Fong, will u marry me?
Soi Fong: I love u, Zaraki.
Byakuya: here Ichigo u want a cookie?
Ogichi: I wanna wear black today!
Menos Grande: "I love big butts and I cannot lie..."
Yamamoto: U know, Im 11 years old!

[Kalashnikov]

Yamamoto: I only accidentally drank a growth formula...

[Anubisrage]

Yamamoto: I swear that I did not touch ur @ss Hitsugaya...
*spank spank spank* "naughty boy"

[Kalashnikov]

Yamamoto: Matsumoto...its your turn...:P

[Axdsilva]

Aizen: la la la la la la la la
Gin: Uhh Cap'n, watcha doin'?
Aizen: Makin' the Espada National anthem
Gin: ...
Aizen: Wanna hear what I have so far?
Gin: Uh... I don't think...
Aizen: Espada, Espada, Espada's the best, we kill everyone & put our limits to the test, we...
Gin: I just rmembered I need to go do some laundry, later Cap'n! *rushes off*
Aizen: Aww... I was gonna ask him to help me, oh well back to writing...

[Havana]

Matsumoto: Hmm... I'm suddenly hyped up to do all the paperwork in a week's advance!

[Terra]

Hitsugaya: Alright everyone, let's all just forget about our work and have fun!

[Anubisrage]

Hitsugay: Is it me or all of you taller than me???
Matsumoto: Damn these breasts, I cant see a thing!
Yamamoto: Gotei 13 Captains... I have summoned you here to tell you that... Im having a PAAAARTTTTAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Byakuya: dont disturb me... Im playing PacMan...
Hinamori: F**k off Aizen Im busy.

[Axdsilva]

Bleach guyz go to england...
On a shirt, 'Aizen powers'
Everyone: ...

[Anubisrage]

Bleach guyz go to england...
On a shirt, 'Aizen powers'
Everyone: ...
1 word...
huh???

[Axdsilva]

dunno I was bored

[Anubisrage]

dunno I was bored
LOL, ok...
Kon: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DID YOU NOTICE IM A STUFFED TOY???!!!
Ichigo: Rukia, you suck, you got no boobies...

[Kalashnikov]

ichigo: im so bored...
Zaraki: Your mum...
Ichigo: what!!??!
*start fighting*
Zaraki:...damn you i was going to say she was a nice woman...-_-

[Axdsilva]

Lol nice...

Aizen: Off to war!
Gin: Uhh Capn'n where are ya goin'?
Aizen: To the real world
Gin: I see, gathering souls for the king right?
Aizen: Actually I was in the mood for a cheeseburger, wanna join me?
Gin: Uh... (Cap'n has been acting strange lately)

[Kalashnikov]

lol

Aizen: can i have fries with that

[Mugen]

Aizen: damn who has 15 yen on them?? *looks at cheese burger* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot afford it!

[Kalashnikov]

Aizen : damnit - i guess im just going to have to get grimmjow to make me another one of his homemade cheeseburgers -_-"

[Anubisrage]

Aizen: I hate Grimjaww... He makes awful burgers...

[Kalashnikov]

Aizen: i know lets see how good orihime's burgers are? HIIIMMEEE!!!

[Silhouette]

Ichigo: Hey, Chad.
Ichigo's random friends, who I have forgotten the names of: Yo, Chad!
Chad: My name is Sado, god damnit! *blasts everyone into oblivion*

...

Aizen: Gin, I have a question.
Gin: What's on ya mind?
Aizen: Your eyes..
Gin: ...?
Aizen: You never open them.
Gin: ...
Aizen: Why is that?
Tousen: If I could see, then I'd have my eyes open at all times.
Gin: ...
Tousen: So why keep them closed if you are not blind?
Aizen: That's what I want to know.
Gin: It makes me look cool, ya?
Aizen: ....
Tousen: ...

[Axdsilva]

LOL nice one with the eyes.

Aizen: Gin?
Gin: Sup Cap'n?
Aizen: Do you think I look better with glasses or without them?
Gin: Without 'em
Aizen: Good, cause I'm going to go off to a photoshoot for Arrancar weekly & I want to look my best. *gets up & walks*
Gin: Cap'n wait, that's... *thump* A wall... (maybe breaking his glasses wasn't such s cool idea)

[Kalashnikov]

Byakuya: - ...I need help!
Matsumoto: - what!! .. what was that
Byakuya: - uh........I need help..... ._."

[Silhouette]

Not exactly a "They'll never say that", its more of a "OMFGWTF Parody!"

Renji: Hey, Cherry, get over here now!
Ichigo: That's Strawberry! No wait! I mean..

Rukia: So, Ichigo..
Ichigo: Yeah?
Rukia: Why did your parents name you after a fruit?
Ichigo: They didn't!
Rukia: ...
Ichigo: My name means-
Rukia: -Yes, yes. I've heard the explanations.
Ichigo: Then what's the big deal?
Rukia: Your name just makes you seem...
Ichigo: Out with it!
Rukia: ...fun and perky?
Ichigo: What?!
Rukia: But we all know that's not the case.
Ichigo: !!!


Byakuya: You will never defeat me, Renji.
Renji: Oh, yeah? Why's that?
Byakuya: Because you're my *****. *****es can never defeat their masters.


Kon: I just want to snuggle in those warm, squishy mountains of joy!
Renji: What? Stay away from me, you freak!

[Kalashnikov]

ROFL -

those are awesome !!! ^^

[Axdsilva]

Ichigo one was good ^_^

In Ichi's room
Renji: Have break. Have a kit kat.
Ichigo: Wth r u talking about?
Renji: Shut up. Some woman came upto me & said I'd be prefect for some advertisement, so she told me to practice this.
Ichigo: uhh... Advertisement?
Renji: Yeah something like that.
Kon: *bursts from the closet*What's this, advertisement!?
Ichigo: Kon get back in there.
Kon: You don't see the big picture! If he gets on tv *Kon's imagination*
Renji: Have a break, have a kit kat.
Kon: He might become famous *pictures him & Renji with all the girls*
Kon: He could even eventually become an action Supa-hero
Some guy: Prepare yourself for, DOUBLE - OH RENJI! And his sidekick Kon.
Kon: *girls gropping him* All the fame.. all the girls... Nee-san, Orihime-san they'll all... *end imagination*
Kon: That's it, you have to take me along with you! *jumps forward* I have to... *stomped by Ichi & Renji*
Ichigo & Renji: Shut up!

[Tablo.]

Ishida: SEE? Told you!
Ichigo: I LOVE CHAPPY!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Rukia: .....Who's Chappy?
Ichigo, again: I like your drawing, Rukia. DRAW CHAPPY MORE!
Rukia: What are you talking about, Chappy sucks.
Yachiru: Ehmagawd, Ken-chan is sooo last week. How about Zan-chan instead?
Kenpachi: ......I'm tired of fighting, let's go home and drink some green tea.
Renji: MY GOD! I didn't realize this..... tatoo or eyebrows are long! TO THE BARBER SHOP!

That's the only thing I've been thinking.

[Axdsilva]

Aizen: Gin
Gin: Yes
Aizen: Can you go to the material world
Gin: What fer cap'n?
Aizen: I need the latest issue of women's weekly
Gin: Wha?
Aizen: I need ta know what women want in a man, that's why I started this whole arrancar thing.
Gin: So ya started all this to get a girl?
Aizen: Of course. CHicks dig guys with cool hairstyles
Gin: Whaddabout the king of sereitei?
Aizen: We'll kill 'im
Gin: Good (I thought the cap'n lost it fer a moment)
Aizen: That guyz been stealin' all my chicks since 5th grade.
Gin:...

[Kalashnikov]

Ishida: - someone break my glasses.....
Chad: sure - ill do it *throws punch*
Ishida: ouch.....yay you have succeeded -.-

(emo life of chad and ishida)

[Axdsilva]

Pyon: ICHIGO!
Kon: Huh? Nee-san!?
*jumps on kon*
Kon: Oh nee-san...
Pyon: Ich..igo...
*Renji approaches*
Renji: Hey Ichigo, I need ta... WAAAAA!!!! Ich...ICHIGO! RUKIA!?

[Lust]

kon:beat me....
ichigo:how bout a s*x instead?

[Kalashnikov]

Matsumoto: Hitsu.........I WANT YOU RAWRR!!! *jumps on him*
Hitsugaya: AHHH - Get off!!!- no wait....stay on...

[Malice]

Renji: Hey Captian Byakuya, you got something in your hair.
Byakuya: Huh? (runs hand through hair) DAMN RUKIA! SHE PUT GUM IN MY HAIR! BANKAI!!!!!!!!

Ichigo: (Sees ishida sewing) Hey Ishida what you making?
Ishida: (Finishes sewing, Tackles Ichigo and puts the item on him)......I made you a pretty tutu. Everyone has one except me.
Ichigo: You'll get something worse (Smites Ishida with flat side of Zanpactou)

Kenpachi: (thinking) Hmmm. (becomes frustrated) WHAT THE HELL'S MY ZANPACTOU'S NAME?

Masumoto: Cmon Captain you know you want to.
Hitsugaya: Do you like to pull rank?...............(Five minutes pass).........Okay but.later on tonight .

Kon: Ririn I'm the star outta us you're just a kid.
Ririn: Me? you're the kid.
Kon: you are.
Ririn: No you are.
Kon: No you are.
Ririn: No you are.
Nova: Both of you are. By the way you two are starting to sound like a couple.
Kon and Ririn: NANE?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Nova laughs)

Kenpachi: (Whilst watching Rurouni Kenshin) My Zanpachtou isn't big enough. I need something like Sanosuke's Zanbatou from this. Then I'd Pwn anyone. Mwahahahahaha.

[babygirl1978]

Hi! I thought I would see what was all going on in here.:cool:

[Icestorm]

There is already a thread like this as someone linked in the first page. Baby girl please stay on topic if you post.


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