The Bleach Café v3!!

[pantiffel]

@ sup: you're right, one more and my brain might have exploded due to over-dancing xD not that that is even possible ...

*is lying down in a couch*
the couch is mine!

[chaosadept]

Hello people of bleach café, what's up in here?

[The_Supervisor]

the ceiling I think......

[pantiffel]

and what a nice ceiling it is

hey chaos! ^^

[Artemis]

*walks in*
Awwww....no one's here...
*walks out*

[Poison Ivy]

*is sitting behind the counter hidden* oh great the voices that tell me no1s here r back!!!!!!!!!

[peppertrapped]

*walks in, goes to the bar*

anyone to share the specialty of the house?

[Poison Ivy]

drink? or meal??

[Artemis]

OH CUSTOMERS!!!!
*puts Hello Kitty apron on*
dammit! Suppy still hasn't bought new aprons!

Anyway...
welcome to the Bleach Cafe!
I'll be your chef today.
*gives menu*

[Poison Ivy]

*has special black and red apron* *stands up and watches his performance*

[peppertrapped]

*reads the menu*

anything evil today?

*sly smile*

what do you think, e-mom?

[Artemis]

e-mom? Who's your e-mom?

Never mind...
we've got evil-flavored pancakes.
I also recommend the evil banana split.

[peppertrapped]

xXGoddess of DarknessXx's my e-mom... she just adopted me awhile ago

*smiles*

I'd like to have that evil banana split...

and add a Zombie for my drink...

[Poison Ivy]

hm...oh i dun rly eat anything here other thn the ramen

but try the evil Lemon Chicken i hear its rly good

*continues watching her e-dad* (<<see wat i mean bout being related to everyone)

[Mikado]

I want stuff.

[peppertrapped]

we are one big happy family here, aren't we?

[Artemis]

...family reunion?

Welcome to the family, pepper.
I'm your e-grandpa XD

*starts preparing evil banana split*
Hang on...
we don't have anymore zombies left... :(
sorry.

[Poison Ivy]

and i think ur related to Mikado too *psst* try a hippy i hear they are good

i wouldnt no cause im not aloud near the alcohol after wat happened last time.............

well im off to bed

au revior

[Artemis]

Yeah, I'm related to Miki.
He's my grand-son...

[peppertrapped]

au revoir, mon cherie

(i dont know if that's correct...) wahahaha

*dances while waiting for the sundae*

any hard drink will do e-gramps...

[Poison Ivy]

@ dad: u heard the girl let her drink *whispers:just dun let her make the same mistakes i did*

[Artemis]

...
okaaaaaayyy.....
*serves the treat to Pep*

Don't worry Goddess, I'll only let her drink the vodka.

[peppertrapped]

*slurp*

evil sundae with vodka's the best!

a taste of cool evil downed with a hot liquid

*finishes it off and head's out*

that's my high for the day
comin' back tomorrow

[Mikado]

smex

[Artemis]

Normally Mik, I would start yelling at your randomness.

But I'm scared you'll change my avie again...
so uh....
keep up the good work!

[pantiffel]

*sees she got a new e-sis*
welcome to the family pepper! ^^

[peppertrapped]

hey e-sis!

'tis a pretty big family we've got here...

*hugs*

[Artemis]

Trust me, Pep, you've got a lot more relatives than just the ones in your sig...

[The_Supervisor]

BABIES!!!!!!!!!!! O:

[peppertrapped]

Trust me, Pep, you've got a lot more relatives than just the ones in your sig...

:Haha I know... Wow, almost everyone is connected in some way, ryt? I couldn't track all of them... I do know I am in a big web of a family...

It's like in reality, we sometimes don't even know all our relatives (I know I don't...)

Anyways, I'll just add them up as I meet them all one by one...

@Sup: are you one of my relatives? :redbiggri

[Artemis]

I don't think Sup is.
Otherwise I would've found out already...

[The_Supervisor]

I'm speshul :3

[Christian Lub]

ello daddy *glomps* what up ??

[pantiffel]

hi mommy! *glomps* :3

[Christian Lub]

daugher *glompies*

[Tobi]

*sits at table alone*

*sighs*

[The_Supervisor]

*sits on ceiling alone*

*yawns*

[pantiffel]

sup! ^^
*sits next to suppy*

*is eating pink candy*
Anyone want some too? :3

[The_Supervisor]

no thnx, too many candies make my stomach go adfsadfsfafssafsd ^^;

[pantiffel]

that means more candy for me! x3 *continues eating candy*

[The_Supervisor]

*takes out cookie bag*
*sighs* u____u I'm sorry........mr & mrs cookie, but I'm going to eat u and ur family......... *munches on cookies* @.@

[pantiffel]

*looks sad to candy that doesn't look so yummy anymore compared to cookies*

[The_Supervisor]

>______>; *takes cookie bag and flees to the far left corner of the ceiling* bad news mr & mrs cookie, a new predator has appeared ;___; *starts nibbling on another cookie*

[pantiffel]

*throws candy to suppy and Mr and Mrs cookie*
>.<
*stares at Mr and Mrs cookie*

[The_Supervisor]

>.>!! NOES! Don't do it mr & mrs cookie, though it appears as a candy-eater, it is actually a cookie-eater in disguise..................

[pantiffel]

come to me Mr and Mrs cookie so I can eat ...Uhm I mean let's play hide and seek and you can hide in my mouth >=) I assure you it'll be fun *tries to look innocent*

[The_Supervisor]

nuuuuu!!!! she LIES!!!!!!! don't believe the evil panti-chaaaaaaaaan!!!!! *clings to mr & mrs cookie's legs*...........*legs break off* o____o........*munches on cookie legs*:3

[pantiffel]

*hypnotises mr and mrs cookie*
come to Panti-chan~! Even when you don't have legs to walk you can crawl to me ... don't listen to the evil suppy ... I'm not evil ... I'm not the one eating your legs right now! *points to suppy*

[The_Supervisor]

*throws cookie crumbs at mr & mrs cookie* traitors! ;___;
................. >___>
<___<
*picks up cookie crumbs* yum yum! <3

[pantiffel]

*ring of fire appears around her*
I won! Muahaha! and now I shall eat mr and mrs cookie >=)

[The_Supervisor]

*ignores ring of fire* =.=...........*drops from ceiling*
*enters backroom*

[pantiffel]

*is sitting alone on the ceiling*
now where did my candy go ...
*searches*

[The_Supervisor]

*comes back from backroom with a fresh bag of cookies* :3
*hops back on the ceiling* cookie time v2 :lol

[pantiffel]

;_; nooooo ... *doesn't have candy anymore to look sad to*

[The_Supervisor]

*nibbles on hippo-shaped cookies* mmmmmm....... =3

[pantiffel]

*steals a cookie from suppy's cookie bag and runs away*

*hides under table and eats cookie* :3

[The_Supervisor]

=O!!!!!!!!!!! RELEASE THE...........panti-chan-eating antdogbunny! :Domo

[pantiffel]

noooo! I'm not tasty!!! don't eat me!! You'll get food poisoning!!
*runs in circles*
*realises there is no point in running in circles*
*hides under chair*

[The_Supervisor]

nyahahaha, jk panti-chan :3 it's actually a panti-chan-glomping antdogbunny :)

[pantiffel]

really? *leaves hiding spot*
*moves a step closer to the panti-chan-glomping antdogbunny*
are you sure it isn't going to eat me .... >_>

[The_Supervisor]

nope =) ..........though it might glomp u to death >____>;;

[pantiffel]

*hugs panti-chan-glomping antdogbunny*
yay! ^^

[The_Supervisor]

actually it's also not an antdogbunny, but just a bunny =S

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5408/fluffy20baby20bunnyhh4.jpg

[pantiffel]

83 bunny!!! *hugs bunny again*
the terrifying monster of doom turned out to be a cute bunny!! :3

[The_Supervisor]

hehehe, I don't like creepy things, so yeh ^___^;

[pantiffel]

*hugs bunny and suppy*
*feeds bunny cookie* :3

[The_Supervisor]

*envies bunny* ;___;

[pantiffel]

*feeds suppy cookie* :3

[The_Supervisor]

yayayaya~! *dances with cookie* :Domo *devours cookie* :lol

[Esca]

You guys are getting along pretty well.

[pantiffel]

*eats cookie too*

Here bunny be friends with a hamster of the secret army ... or better: join the secret army as the first bunny that ever joined a secret hamster army! :3

[The_Supervisor]

secret hamster bunny? =O

[pantiffel]

yes! and maybe someday a hambun will be born! *imagines how the baby of a hamster and a bunny looks like* xD

[Esca]

What's your reason for liking Pino?

[The_Supervisor]

What's your reason for liking Pino?
cuz Pino is Pino! =)

[pantiffel]

*sees scorch lurking*
hi grandpa! ^^

[Esca]

That makes perfect sense. You should harass people to have Pino avatars so Pino can take over the forum.

[The_Supervisor]

hehehe, I might do that once I got enough cash to do it through vbPlaza :lol

[Poison Ivy]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m119/vampgrl0405/roborovski_hamsters.jpg

O_O HAMBUN???!?!?!?

[Christian Lub]

hehe how cute

[Akiha]

That hamster's creepy.

And I can't believe this thread is still alive. I remember good ol' V2. XD

[Poison Ivy]

*puts apron on* Ze cookie ish here any1 hungry???

[pantiffel]

Hambun!! :Domo
Hi mommies! ^^

[Artemis]

*walks in*

I've joined the Union, so I'm having my coffee break right here, right now.
menu please, o'beautiful chef

[Poison Ivy]

*is creaped out by dad* hi *gives menu*

hiya daughter panti!!!

[Artemis]

Yeah, I creep myself out at times too. XD

What do you recommend for someone who's holidays have just started?

[pantiffel]

*jumps in couch*
hi grandpa!

*drinks chocolate coffee* :3

[Poison Ivy]

hmmmmm.........Hawaii Holiday Surprise?????

[Artemis]

heyza, granddaughter!

EDIT:
Sounds good, Goddess, I'll have it!

[Poison Ivy]

*puts a box in the microwave* hmpf the easiest thing on the menu

[Artemis]

Isn't that the same microwave that leaks radiation waves?

[Poison Ivy]

no i bought special eqipment that i hide when i leave here

*take box out* ok its done *sits box in front of dad* just tell it wat u want and it will appear

[Artemis]

anything?
Even non-food related things?

[Poison Ivy]

yea i think so except money they stopped doing that when they nearly went bankrupt

*hides special equipment*

au revoir

[Artemis]

see you later.
*walks out, taking Hawaii Holiday Surprise with him*

I'll choose what I want it to be later...

[Akiha]

Can't sleep. :/

Anyways, what's up everyone?

[Artemis]

Well, Goddess has been talking about you and about who you were in CB prior to you leaving.

And I'm about to eat my Hawaii Holiday Surprise, made by Goddess

[Akiha]

Yeah, I used to be the semi-famous "DreadRaven." Once I left, a couple of people made a slight fuss.

Just started being active again. Summer vacation gets boring. :/

[pantiffel]

summer vacation is always boring but you can't live without it xD

*pokes scorch*
:3

[Akiha]

^ That's true. I couldn't take school all year round.

It does give me a chance to sleep in.

[Artemis]

*pokes pant back*

Since you're an ancient (no offense meant), has things really changed from your glory-days?

As you can see, I've only joined this year.

[Akiha]

Yeah, it has.

Lot of members I know are still around, most have at least 1.5k posts like I do, but Cursive is one of the first members I talked to A LOT. Also, I was sexually harassed by Tofu when I first joined. Is she still picking on new members?

The skin for the board also was Bleach Fun, and it was the only one available. XD

But other than that, more newer members, and lots of changed names from members I know. :P

[Cursive]

ddr oh muh god

[Artemis]

Tofu? I haven't really talked to her much, but Tofu is still around...
She's a premium member now...

Cursive, he's the 7th Division Captain...

Just to ask, is your sig updated?
I was just wondering if the Coconaut you're e-married to is still around...

EDIT:
Oh, there he is. It's a reunion!

[Cursive]

Not really, already been talking to him.
Coco is around like once every four months nowadays... and no, that's the exact same sig space he had last fall...

[Akiha]

I left a comment on Tofu's page earlier today.

If I remember correctly, I think Cursive was 7th VC when I left. Congrats on the upgrade!

I got a comment from Coconaut about a month ago, but I'm not sure how often she's online.

Cursive and I are also on MSN. XD

[Artemis]

That's good.

I reckon, theres enough members here from your active days to make you semi-famous again.

Apparently from Goddess you were one of the more notable characters of the entire forums...

[Cursive]

I've been captain since like the day after you left... and Scorch, whoever that is may have exaggerated. >.>
He was an invaluable randomness member, but to the rest of the forum randomness doesn't matter.

[Akiha]

^ True, true, Cursive.

I was also the one who said I was semi-famous. I just wanted an ego boost. XD

Basically, I was all over randomness, but I occasionally peaked into Videogames, anime/manga, and GFX. I think I was in a few debates once. :/

[Artemis]

... Basically you're a bit like Suppy...
hm, who would've guessed

[Akiha]

Suppy...oh, he was a charm.

[Cursive]

is*?

[Mikado]

Hey folks!

[Artemis]

yep, he still is 'quite charming' despite his uh.... eccentricities.

Heya, Mik.

[Mikado]

he?

[Akiha]

MIKADO! Nuuuuuu! The eye rape!!!


You read that too..? XD

@Cursive: Haven't seen him around today, so I wouldn't know. XD

[Mikado]

It's le sex! I made tons of avies from it :P

[Akiha]

I was thinking about doing the same, but since you're doing that, I won't bother.

There are other manga scans I have. :P

[Mikado]

What are yer favourite?
I read to few manga's ;___;

[Akiha]

Hmmm....I usually delete the scans after I read them, but the few that I have kept are My Balls, Omamori Himari, and some random Rozen Maiden and Melancholy doujins.

[Mikado]

Omamori Himari.. I'll start reading that :P Where do you get it from?

[Artemis]

someone recommended that manga to me...
But I have no clue how to get it... :(

[Mikado]

Download it.

[Akiha]

@Scorch: I'll give it to you. It's pretty dang funny in my opinion. I'm guessing you guys know a little about it, if you don't, just ask.

Mind you, the files are in zips.

EDIT: Is it okay if I link directly to the zips?

[Mikado]

That would be great!

[Akiha]

It seems the makers put brackets in the links so you can't directly link them. :/

http://www.manga-heaven.n-u-l-l.net/

That's the homepage for it. On the right theres a pic of the cover click on it. Under it will say Omamori Himari c6.

You can download each chapter there.

[Mikado]

Thankyou ^^
What kind of comic is it?

[Akiha]

A mix of:

Action, since there is fighting between demons.

Ecchi, due to the fact the main female character hits on the main character a lot and has lots of perverted moments.

Fantasy, due to the fact this will NEVER happen in your life, and the demons too.

Also, as a nice note, since the lead female character is a demon, she actually has a cat tail and ears alot (she's a neko). But she hides them most of the time since the main character is allergic to cats.

I don't want to ruin it, so read it. :P

[Mikado]

That sounds AWESOME! ^^

[Akiha]

I'm a fan of nekos, so I found this manga to be one of the most enjoyable I've ever read.

[Mikado]

*hugs ritsu*

[Akiha]

Wow, if I tell people about manga, I get hugs? :3

On a random note, "Ritsuka Aoyagi" is a character from the manga Loveless, in which a mjaority of the characters are also neko.

But...it's a shonen-ai, with slight yaoi elements.

[The_Supervisor]

*anti-yaoi-dance* :Domo

[Mikado]

*Super Yuri Dance*

[Akiha]

@Sup: Heya, haven't seen you around lately, huh?

Domo = anti-yaoi?

@Mika: I'm right there with you, dood.

[pantiffel]

*pokes everyone in the café* :3

*does the 'I-want-cookies' dance*

[Akiha]

-pokes back-

-does the 'you-got-a-cookie!' dance-

[Mikado]

*neko dance!*
http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f332/mewxtan/Emo%20or%20Gothic%20anime/th_7bd338c9.gif

[Akiha]

-dances with neko-

[Mikado]

*Dancing with ritsu

[Akiha]

-dancing party-

[Esca]

-kicks everyone- -leaves-

[Akiha]

How dare thee!

[Mikado]

-kisses everyone- -leaves-

[Akiha]

Blech!

How come I'm being tortured?!

[Artemis]

*walks in*

ooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyy....

I'll come back in about 5 minutes, when things aren't so weird...
Then again, this is pretty normal for the cafe...
*walks off*

[Akiha]

This is perfectly normal if the cafe' is like what I remember it to be. XD

[Mikado]

I made a Neko siggie ^^
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5172/nekoew9.png

[Akiha]

Nice! Though I think the BG is a little blank in my opinion.

[The_Supervisor]

@Sup: Heya, haven't seen you around lately, huh?
errr, no.....haven't seen u around lately :lol

[Artemis]

Tis' the great manager!
*bows down*

Oh, I haven't got anything back from Kessy...

[The_Supervisor]

heh, I guess she doesn't care anymore =/

[Artemis]

that, or she thought my email was spam and she deleted it before she read it...
What should we do? I'll let you decide, you were closer to her than me.

[Mikado]

What are you talking about?

[Artemis]

Suppy can explain...

[pantiffel]

*falls asleep on couch*
*dreams about cute hambuns in a land full of pinkness*

[Artemis]

*walks in*
oh, little granddaughter is tired
*creeps to kitchen*
Don't worry, I'll let you sleep
*starts drinking a bottle of cab sav*

[Poison Ivy]

*puts up deco's for a graduation party*

congrats suppy!!!!

[Princess Gheyfu]

Sup my homies. =) Anything new happen?

[Poison Ivy]

me and suppy graduated the shinigami academy!!!!!!!

[pantiffel]

Congrats!! *throws confetti*
*gives mom a darkred hambun and suppy a pink hambun* \o/
*throws cookies*

[Poison Ivy]

O_O awwwwww *pets hambun*

[Artemis]

CONGRATS!!!
My granddaughter graduated!
WOOT!
*gives lifetime supply of cookies*

[Poison Ivy]

o_O im ur Daughter!!!!!!!

*doesnt feel like working tonight* well i will just monitor ur progress

[Artemis]

Oh right...
My memory is kinda screwed XD

yeah, sure.
By the way, what division do you wanna go in?

[Poison Ivy]

i dunno yet thats the prob

[Artemis]

Well, hopefully you'll get into a good division.

[Poison Ivy]

well i dunno wat to do im confused

do u no ne wit openings?

[Christian Lub]

yesh i hope she does

[Poison Ivy]

i hope so too

Daddy i want ramen

[Artemis]

Hmm...?
Ramen, sure!

Do you want the instant packet kind?

[Cursive]

I hate people. <3

[emmasu]

@desupoo: me too

*kills everyone who is here*

[Cursive]

No one was here. :(

[The_Supervisor]

/fail :)

[Artemis]

*walks in*
killing spree, eh?
*runs out*

[pantiffel]

*jumps in*
hello! ^^

[Tobi]

/fail :)

QFT!!!!

*throws intestine worms everywhere*

Infest!!!

[Poison Ivy]

o_O *runs into kitchen and puts up anti everything barrier up*

phew my beautiful kitchen is saved

[Tobi]

"Chidori"

*cuts through the barrier*

Muwahhahhh!!!

*throws worms in kitchen*

[Artemis]

Chidori?

*Uses rasengan to make Chih fly out of the kitchen*

Look what you did! You got worms all over my Hello Kitty apron! grrrrr....XD

[Tobi]

"Sharingan"

"Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu"

Hahah.. don't make me use the Cursed Seal =P

Rasengan sucks xD

[Artemis]

Oh crap...
your knowledge of Justsus exceeds mine!
Theres only one thing to do...
*uses Wikipedia to look for jutsus*
aha!

Ryūsa Bakuryū!
then...
Sabaku Taisō!

Feel my wrath and the wrath of the Dessert Imperial Funeral!

[Poison Ivy]

lol well atleast my apron was locked up cause mine was expensive

*makes unbreakable barrier then surrounds the area with demonic spells*

hmpf

or you coiuld search Naruto Jutsu's

[Tobi]

"Kuchiyose: Gamaguchi Shibari"

*gets out of the desert funeral*

Heheh.

[Artemis]

Hmph...
fine!
Kagemane no Jutsu!
then:
Kage Kubi Shibari no Jutsu!

For those who have no idea:
Shadow Imitation
then
Shadow Neck Bind Jutsu

You seem like a Naruto RPer. Are you?

[Tobi]

"Kawarimi no Jutsu"

*body changes to a log*

*appears in the sky behind Scorch and throws a few Kunai then a Shuriken*

*throws Kunai with explosive tag on it*

[Poison Ivy]

k Kunai r those lil knife things right???

[Tobi]

Yup.

http://www.myimportstore.com/store/images/Naruto/NarutoPlasticKunaiLarge.jpg

*throws 6 kunai at Goddess with explosive tags on them*

[Artemis]

Uses art of substitution! (I forgot the Jap name of it...)

Haha, explosive kunais? So cheap...
Luckily I've got...
SHARINGAN!! (Cheap and lame, but meh)
now...
Mangekyo Sharingan!
*starts evil laughter*

Amaterasu!
heh, heh...

But seriously, are you a Naruto RPer?

[Tobi]

O.O

*throws smoke bomb and disappears*

xD

Nope, I'm just bored lol, if I really wanted to though, I'd RP you to death with all the techniques I know =P

[Artemis]

hmph.
*uses Kage Bunshin no jutsu*
My clone will pretend I'm here, while I go to sleep.

seriously, good night everybody!

[Tobi]

*appears again*

Nighty night =D

*pokes clone*

Heheh xD

[Poison Ivy]

awww daddy scorch left me here........wit him O_O

im armed with the killing curse and i know full and well how to use it


dun touch me!!!

[Tobi]

o.o

*sits quietly in corner sipping Sake*

I think I'll leave you alone *blushes* xD

[Poison Ivy]

o_O y??? u scared of dieing?? lol

*begins clean up of the kitchen*

[Tobi]

Nope, just scared of you xD

[Poison Ivy]

yay!!!!!!

i scare ppl!!!

*is done cleaning and sanitizing the kitchen* ok any1 hungry??

[Tobi]

Yup, I want some Ramen!!!!

[Akiha]

I could use some aspirin. :/

[Tobi]

*gives Ritsuka some aspirin*

^^

[Akiha]

Actually, I'm going to go get some. :/

Fell asleep reading D.Gray-Man at around 10pm. I didn't sleep the night before, and last night before I crashed, I saw 1408.

But it's still fun to pull an all-nighter, unless everyone starts telling you you're grumpy. XD

[Poison Ivy]

*gives chih ramen* atleast ur asking for it now

im rly starting to hate trying to figure out which div to go into

[Akiha]

Speaking of Divisions, they've changed how to get into one from when I was around.

What's the whole "academy" thing?

When I joined one, (I was actually the third person to join the 12th! XD) all I had to do was really just present myself and proved that I wasn't a spammer.
Not to brag, but I used to be 12th Div 6th seat.

[Tobi]

*eats Ramen*

Thankies =D

*sips Sake*

mmmmmmmmmmmmm ^__^

[Cursive]

I'm pretty fucking tired, I just thought that was a life-changing piece of information and it was quite imperative that you know it.

[Akiha]

That WAS life-changing.

I feel as if I can go out into the world and make it a more horrid place!

[Esca]

Ah, so you're back. That is not a surprise.

[Akiha]

Who's back?

[Cursive]

Santa, I finally persuaded him.

[Akiha]

He's back?!

He left me and crushed my dreams to get a pony! ;_;

[The_Supervisor]

santa's a pedophile :(

[Akiha]

Sup, were you under the mistletoe when you met Santa?

[The_Supervisor]

noes, those are lies, all LIES!!! ;___; santa made me......

[Akiha]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[The_Supervisor]

it DIDN'T happen!!! yes, yes.....what were we talking about again? :)
>.>
<.<

[Akiha]

Santa being a pedo.

Oh, and you giving me some cookies.

[The_Supervisor]

the cookies are MINE >___> go get ur own......

[Akiha]

Oy! Pedo Santa, Sup's stealin' your cookies!

You might need to stop him!

[The_Supervisor]

santa can't hear u when he's on the north pole.......

[Akiha]

Pedo Santa is everywhere where you don't want to be.

>_>

<_<

-locks bedroom door-

[The_Supervisor]

*checks closet for pedo santa* ;___;

[Akiha]

-checks bathroom-

I don't want him around when I gotta pee at 3am.

[Poison Ivy]

wqtf r u guys talking bout????

[Akiha]

Pedo Santa...

Lock your doors.

[Poison Ivy]

whos dat??

*locks door*

[Akiha]

Pedophile Santa Clause. He likes children... ;_;

[Esca]

Obviously. That's why the word is called Pedophile. You are simple...

[Akiha]

I was just telling her.

Esca, are your doors locked..?

[Artemis]

*walks in*
huh? wa? woo?

[Akiha]

Pedo Santa is everywhere scorch.

Lock your doors.

[Artemis]

GAAAA!!!!
RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!

That freak got my little brother last year!!!

hang on, I don't have a little brother...
XD

[Akiha]

Pedo Santa got you and now your delusional. Poor, poor Scorch..

[Artemis]

My Eyes!!!
Where Are They!!!

I Can't See My Eyes!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Poison Ivy]

o_O daddi scorch????

well i dun consider myself a kid soo..w/e

ne1 hungry??

[Artemis]

Oooh! oooh! I am!

[Cursive]

Oh I can't wait until I get home to my Wacom tablet so I can make Santa Pedobear...

[Poison Ivy]

u r wat? hungry??

*has a pedo santa plushie* ha!

[Cursive]

Betch Plxors

[Poison Ivy]

dun speak 2 me in foreign languages that i dun understand

[Esca]

I'm not a kid, so, I don't have to worry about Santa.

[Poison Ivy]

santa doesnt exist

[Cursive]

You're a fetus, Santa only likes things developed into a human being.

[Akiha]

Oh wow....still on the topic of Pedo Santa..?

[Artemis]

It's Rit...Ritsu... It's DR!

DR, can I ask if you're planning to join a division or even go to the Shinigami Academy?

[Tobi]

Touch me in my underpants =X

[Artemis]

I would...
but uh.... aren't you a guy?

[Tobi]

Maybe..

[Akiha]

It's Rit...Ritsu... It's DR!

DR, can I ask if you're planning to join a division or even go to the Shinigami Academy?

Not sure yet. I've been debating on it.

Touch me in my underpants =X
I'll take a raincheck for that one!

[Tobi]

I'm available any time of the day baby.

*winks at Ritsuka*