The Bleach Café v3!!

[Mikado]

No way!

[Artemis]

@Mik: You know, Ritsu and Chih are the only ones here that aren't related to Pant...

@Chih: Not you... You're not going to defile her...

[Tobi]

The truth hurts, doesn't it.

[Akiha]

I'm barely related to anyone on these forums anymore. XD

chih did adopt me, though.

[Artemis]

Where is Pant, btw?

She disappeared on us...
If Miyagi isn't online when Pant and Drag0n are, I'll just do the ceremony for them
*buys Marriage Ceremonies for Dummies*

"Chapter one.
People get married mainly for love"

woah, I didn't know that, did you guys?

[pantiffel]

Pantiffel wanted one crazy night of sex before she got e-married, and I was the only one around to serve her every pleasure.
LMAO xD liar!

Where is Pant, btw?

She disappeared on us...

BOO! >=)

[Akiha]

@Pant: Doubt he is.

[Artemis]

Just realized...

[Tobi]

Hahah, Pant, =P

You know what they say, "You never forget your first" so I know you'll never forget me and I'll never forget you.

[Akiha]

"Chapter one.
People get married mainly for love"

woah, I didn't know that, did you guys?

Wrong one.

"Chapter One:
People get married for sex."

That's the one.

[Artemis]

Oh, you're right Ritsu.
Sorry, I read it wrong.

That makes perfect sense!

[Akiha]

It has so much logic in it, it burns!

[Artemis]

lols.

"Chapter 2:
God didn't create marriage, Chuck Norris did"

.... -_-"

XD

[Tobi]

I also had sex with Chuck Norris, well, I raped him, he's not as good as you think he is.

[Akiha]

"Chapter Three:
Divorces"

What slim book.

[Artemis]

Covers everything.

Table of Contents...
Chapter 1: Stuff
Chapter 2: Why marriage is that way
Chapter 3: divorce
Chapter 4: 100 blank pages to make the book look bigger

[Akiha]

@chih: o_O

@Scorch: There we have it, we should publish it.

[Artemis]

Everything you got to know about marriages
by Scorch and Ritsu.

nice. XD

[Tobi]

Oh look, it's raining, no wedding today.

[Akiha]

Sound reasonable. We should be priests.

@chih: :<

[pantiffel]

you two can be the priests xD

[Akiha]

Shweet.

[Artemis]

Miyagi is a bit territorial about sharing the priesthood...

Oh well.
Pant, I'd be honored to be your priest.

Chih: Don't wreck it for the rest of us... Just come to the wedding and shuddup.

[Akiha]

Scorch, I think I can say neither of us really all that holy.

[Artemis]

well neither is Miyagi...

I'll be one of those unholy holy people.
XD

[Tobi]

I'll be good. I can control myself you know.

[Akiha]

Then I'll be one of those holy unholy people.

@chih: There's my chance to hit on you and you'll behave! :0

[Tobi]

o.o

I said I'll behave.

[Akiha]

You shall.

>:3

[Tobi]

You do realise how sexy you're when your serious.

I could take you right now, in front of everyone in this church.

[Artemis]

lol.
Don't you love planning for weddings?

So much love going around...
XD

EDIT:
Chih: we're not in a church. We're in a fuggin cafe...

[Tobi]

*pants*

Same thing..

"Sexy no justu"

*wobbles boobies*

xD

[Akiha]

You do realise how sexy you're when your serious.

I could take you right now, in front of everyone in this church.
Y-you wait until later!

[Esca]

Ew... just... -leaves Cafe through front entrance-

[Tobi]

Oh don't worry, I will.

*winks*

[Akiha]

Aw crap...I try to be serious, and I get into a sh*thole...

[Tobi]

Muwahahah.

*transforms back*

Looks like I am more sensible then you.

OHH 1 request, can I be the Wedding Singer?!

[Akiha]

@chih: Your logic defies gravity.. ;_;

[Tobi]

I know, the irony in post last post was incredible.

[Artemis]

Ask Pant, Chih.
...

@Ritsu:
Try to remain a tiny bit holy. Otherwise we might as well turn into Demon Priests...
does that make sense?

@All:
I'll be back in like an hour.

[pantiffel]

lol xD sure, you can be the wedding singer chih xD

[Akiha]

@Scorch: My virginity is still "holy"...

See you soon.

[Artemis]

Final thing...
@Ritsu: You lost your virginity even before you were born!

@Chih: You wished you lost your virginity before you were born!

[Tobi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99xWMZmSlOk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_DcAj62lQ

I'll be singing those two songs, and any others you choose =D

[Artemis]

lolz.
Pant, can ya set a date for us to attend?

[Akiha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99xWMZmSlOk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_DcAj62lQ

I'll be singing those two songs, and any others you choose =D

How the hell are going to memorize those?!

@Scorch: Seconded.

[Poison Ivy]

lol

weird appearantly i missed something.....again

*hugs dadda DR and daddi scarch* atleast u 2 havent disowned me

[Akiha]

Nope. :3

[Artemis]

Hey, Chih can I recommend a song?

Rip it up
by Jet.

It has nothing to do with love or marriage, I just really like that song...

[Poison Ivy]

wait wat panti ur getting married??

jeesh i rly did miss something

[pantiffel]

Pant, can ya set a date for us to attend?
uhm ... drag0n isn't online so I can't ask when he is planning to be on CB again ... but I think tomorrow (but today is possible too xD)

wait wat panti ur getting married??

jeesh i rly did miss something

Officialy I'm not married yet xD we still need to do a ceremony

[Akiha]

Song Request to chih:

"I Like Your Hair" by Scotty Vanity

Makes me laugh.

[Tobi]

Okay, I'll do those requests =D

[Poison Ivy]

okies well just tellz me and i will try to get to da marriage thread

[Akiha]

Can't wait to smex up chih!....er, get some cake.

>_>

[pantiffel]

lol xD

*eats cookies*

[Tobi]

o.O

Only if you dres up as Sakura, you'll only ever get to smex me up.

[Akiha]

>_>

-gets costume-

>:3

[Poison Ivy]

O_O

*goes into the kitchen and starts baking the cake*

yay!! me bakes the cake

and those r called bakies not cookies

[Artemis]

Let's make it karaoke!
Lemme practice:

ahem... Possibly my most favorite song of all time...
it's a 1, 2, 3 take your hand and come with me, because you looks so fine that I really wanna make you mine!

I said you look so fine I really wanna make you mind.

it's a 4, 5, 6 come on and get your kicks, because you don't need money when you look like that honey...

EDIT:
I better get a suit. or one of those priest gowns...
They make you look fat though... :(
XD

[Tobi]

Are You Gonna Be My Girl!!!!?

[Poison Ivy]

O_O i no dat song lol

does ne1 no three lil pigs by Green Jelly

[Akiha]

@chih: Yes.

Karaoke..? I'm not good at singing..

@GoD: Never heard of it.

[Tobi]

>_>
-gets costume-
>:3
ZOMG!!!!
:biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo
*jumps on and kisses*

[pantiffel]

Karaoke!! \o/ :p

[Poison Ivy]

well u should look it up its rly funni

[Artemis]

Fine, fine, fine
No Jet songs...

Push my finger in my eyeeeessss, it's the only way to stop the paaaaaiiin, it's made of all the things I've had to TAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!

XD, Duality by Slipknot. :)

[pantiffel]

*watches videoclip of three lil pigs by Green Jelly*
xD lol

[Artemis]

Does drag0n usually come online soon?

[Akiha]

ZOMG!!!!
:biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo :biggrinlo
*jumps on and kisses*
Why hallo thar. :3

@Scorch: Slipknot = <3

[Tobi]

SAKURA-CHAN!!!!

*drags to my bedroom*

:biggrin :biggrinlo :biggrinlo

[Akiha]

Oh wow...

:3

[pantiffel]

Does drag0n usually come online soon?

no =/ that's why it's probably going to be tomorow so he'll be online ...

@ritsu and chih: If you two need some private time ... xD warn us!

[Tobi]

Muwhaahah! I finally have Sakura-Chan!

Your getting a good night tonight Ritsu <3

[Artemis]

I think gay marriages are allowed in CB

We can have a double wedding!

Except, Ritsu has to wear a Sakura costume for the rest of his life...

[pantiffel]

@ chih: Isn't ritsu your e-son?! O_o xD ...

[Artemis]

INCEST!!!!
LOLZ

@Pant: The marriage thread has an application for your marriage. You can't turn back now, even if you wanted too! XD

[Poison Ivy]

isnt ritsu aready married???

[pantiffel]

@ scorch: who says I want to :p

[Artemis]

@Goddess:
She kinda is. It's illegitimate. There wasn't a proper ceremony.

EDIT:
@Miyagi Rikku is online! Dang... Drag0n isn't...
oh well.

[Tobi]

We can have a double wedding!

Except, Ritsu has to wear a Sakura costume for the rest of his life...

*drools*

If only T_T

EDIT: Last chance pantiffel, you can run away with me and I can give you anything you ever want.

[pantiffel]

*pokes scorch* ritsu = he

[Poison Ivy]

scorchie i said Ritsu not Panti jeesh

[Artemis]

oh crap...
sorry.

EDIT: @Pant: Hey, Miyagi Rikku has agreed to be the priestess for your marriage.

[Poison Ivy]

*sigh* its ok dad its just your age getting to you

lol

[Tobi]

Last chance pantiffel, you can run away with me and I can give you anything you ever want.

^
|
|
|

lawl

[Akiha]

I'm still thought of as a girl..?

T_T

-puts Sakura costume on-

I might as well... :<

[Poison Ivy]

-_- so do i call u mommi now????

[pantiffel]

*pokes chih* you are already my perv kitty :p

*puts up sign with "Ritsu is a guy" on*

[Artemis]

@Ritsu: lolz

@Everyone: lolz

[Tobi]

It's your name Ritsu.

*pounces on, licks and kisses Sakura-Chan*

Gawd, I want you so bad dressed like that.

*pokes chih* you are already my perv kitty :p

And thats all I'll ever be huh... ;_;

[Akiha]

@Pant: Thanks...

@chih: Don't know what to say. :3

[Tobi]

Say yes.

[Akiha]

"Yes."

[Artemis]

YES!

oh sorry, wrong person, wrong time.
Ya perv kitten!

[Tobi]

*slides Sakura costume open a little*

*kisses down neck*

[Akiha]

@Scorch: LOL

@chih: Oh wow..

[Tobi]

Hahah xD

*picks up and carries to bedroom*

See you guys later :p

[Artemis]

Uncomfortable-mania over here....

[Tobi]

Think how I feel when I un-button the lower part of the Sakura costume.

[Akiha]

Bye-bye everyone...

I'm going to the realm of chih.

[Novoxis]

Whoa that stuff can't be done here!!! I'll get fired!!!

[Artemis]

@Chih
And find out that Sakura isn't the girl you dreamed about?
or more accurately, that she isn't a girl at all?

[pantiffel]

O_o incest ... *slowly walks out of the café* xD

[Tobi]

Don't worry, we'll do it later after his sex change..

LEARN SEXY NO JUTSU FOO'!!

[Akiha]

Sex change..?! o_O

-learning-

T-T

[Novoxis]

*hangs up extra sign: Incest: extra $20*

I can't have that going on here, not for free anyway ^^

[Akiha]

*hangs up extra sign: Incest: extra $20*
I can't have that going on here, not for free anyway ^^
Scoundrel!

[Tobi]

Ohh yeah, I forgot it was incest T_T

Ohh, well.

I'm gonna go to the dating room to find myself a REAL Sakura-Chan.

[Akiha]

You are now alone..

/me is fine.

[Novoxis]

Ohh yeah, I forgot it was incest T_T

Ohh, well.

I'm gonna go to the dating room to find myself a REAL Sakura-Chan.

Yes probably the wise course of action.

[Artemis]

Ritsu! You're safe!

For a moment there, I thought I had to ring the police....

[Akiha]

Yes probably the wise course of action.
Lawlz. Everything is a wise course of action.

[Tobi]

Now I'll just sit and wait.

[Akiha]

Ritsu! You're safe!

For a moment there, I thought I had to ring the police....
But I was looking forward to it. T-T

The police hurt me too... :<

[Tobi]

Ritsu gets sexually abused by everyone.

[Poison Ivy]

O_O *sits in kitchen waiting for cake to get done*

[Akiha]

Ritsu gets sexually abused by everyone.
He speaks the truth...

[pantiffel]

I would never sexually abuse ritsu ... *hugs Ritsu* ^^

[Akiha]

YAY!

/me huggles Pan.

[Tobi]

Your not allowed to hug a married woman T_T

*sniffles pantiffel's hair*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm strawberry...

o.o

>.>

<.<

[Artemis]

*lying down on the ground, sleeping*

ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

[Akiha]

@chih: I'll huggle my Pikachu Doll then... :<

[Tobi]

*huggles Ritsu*

There there, daddies here for you =D

[Artemis]

*wakes up*
still waiting?
You can have this

*gives hentai pinup poster of Sakura Haruno*
enjoy, you pervy man

[Tobi]

O.O

*stares at it*

*drools*

****, thats hot.

[Akiha]

-huggles daddy chih-

:3

[Artemis]

Dad + e-kid + Scorch = Hentai Poster

wth?

[Tobi]

*pushes Ritsu away*

Not when daddies looking at hentai.

[Artemis]

ouch
poor Ritsu

[Akiha]

Below the belt.

:<

[Tobi]

REJECTED!!

xD

*takes picture into toilet*

Be about...

...

*slams door shut*

[Akiha]

Don't get glue on walls, I just cleaned them!

[Artemis]

oh not again...

[pantiffel]

and why can't you hug married woman?! O_o *hugs Ritsu*

[Akiha]

@Scorch: Again...

@Pan: -huggles Pan back-

:3

[Tobi]

*comes out with the poster*

*does belt up*

*puts it back on the wall*

>.>

[Mikado]

*ish jaleaus*

[Akiha]

*comes out with the poster*

*does belt up*

*puts it back on the wall*

>.>
It's leaking.

@Mikado: About..?

[pantiffel]

*hugs Miky too* :3

*stares at perv kitty* >.>

[Mikado]

*super hugz pan*
I'm going on vacation soon ^^!

[Tobi]

*coughs*

Sorry =P

*meows at pantiffel*

*licks*

=P

[Akiha]

@Mikado: Lucky...

@chih: Nice quote. XD

[Tobi]

Hhah thanks.

*climbs up pantiffels leg*

*sits on shoulder*

*meows at Mikado*

[Artemis]

@Chih: You're a bit fast aren't you?...
(oooh, I've probably just hit his self-esteem now.. XD)

@Everyone:
I gotta sleep. I'll see you all tomorrow.

@Pant:
I expect a wedding tomorrow, otherwise it'll just be a boring day.
I want flowers....and people.... and cool t-shirts!

[Akiha]

No problem.

NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE UNIVERSAL LAW OF CHIH.

CAPS LOCK, CRUISE CONTROL, ETC.

@Scorch: Nighty night.

[Tobi]

*hisses at Scorch*

=P

*climbs on pantiffels head*

[Akiha]

Is Pant even around..?

[Mikado]

*Pushes chih of*
MINE!
*sleeps there*

[Akiha]

BTW, Mik, where're you going for vacation..?

[Tobi]

...

*jumps and claws face*

*bites Mikado's nose*

*climbs back and lays on pantiffel's head*

[Akiha]

I feel sorry for pant. XD

[pantiffel]

@ scorch: ok, good night! ^^

*pats chih* I hope you washed your hands ... xD

why are you two lying on me btw <.< :p

[Tobi]

Course I did =D

She Mikado, she loves me more nyah nyah =P

[Akiha]

Course I did =D

She Mikado, she loves me more nyah nyah =P
BURN.

[Tobi]

Because your head is comfortable =D

*nuzzles*

[Mikado]

You wished she did ^^

[Tobi]

I know she does =P

*stares at the Sakura poster again*

.............................................................

[Akiha]

Epic...

-eats Triscuits-

[pantiffel]

<_<
>_>
>_<

[Tobi]

*licks pantiffels head*

=D

[Mikado]

*Uses abbilties to make time reverse*
I'm her defending bro!!

[Tobi]

*slaps*

*licks head again*

[Akiha]

-licks peanut butter off spoon-

[Mikado]

*untimes slap and lick*
*slaps Chih with his own hand*
Time power is one of my 111 Hidden hax skillz!

[Akiha]

@Mika: Hax skillz..? XD

[Mikado]

Haxing rules of nature.

[Tobi]

PEANUT. BUTTER!!!

*eats spoon*

[Mikado]

o.O
I'm not gonna undo that.. but..
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

[Tobi]

*licks pantiffel while he is dancing*

Tasty =D

[Akiha]

Stop messing wiff mah peanut butter!

No, seriously, I have some IRL...>_>

[Tobi]

I just go have to go downstairs and look in my cupboard to find some.

[pantiffel]

*licks pantiffel while he is dancing*

Tasty =D
O_o xD lol

I want peanuts ...

[Tobi]

I have the crunchy flavour, thats much better then smooth. Smooth is boring.

[Akiha]

I have the crunchy flavour, thats much better then smooth. Smooth is boring.
Agreed, but all I have is smooth.. :<

[Mikado]

Saves pan!
Nobody touches her... *most evil face ever*

[Tobi]

Hahah, smooth sucks. Which makes you suck. So you suck.

[Akiha]

Hahah, smooth sucks. Which makes you suck. So you suck.
All over you. :3

[Tobi]

Hahahaa!!!!!!

Broken foot FTL?!

[Akiha]

Hahahaa!!!!!!

Broken foot FTL?!
LOL, whut?

[Tobi]

I saw a guy with a broken foot.

[Akiha]

I did too, in the movie Infection. The guy's foot was sticking straight up. The old guy was screaming "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

:/

Should've yelled at him, "YOUR FOOT'S BROKEN, FARKWAD!"

[Tobi]

ROFL QFT!!!

And I broke his foot, he was limping away from me.

[Akiha]

^ I will never make you angry.

Infection was a REALLY cheap j-horror movie, though.

[Tobi]

I've seen a film called R-Point, that was quite scary.

[Poison Ivy]

i watched a movie called Hannibal Rising and fell in lov with it our wedding is next week

[Akiha]

I've seen a film called R-Point, that was quite scary.
What's it about...?

@GoD: What..?

[Tobi]

It's a Japanese horor, about some old fort thats haunted and Japanese soldiers check it out. It's really good, a must watch.

[Akiha]

^I'll look into it then. Sounds interesting.

[Tobi]

If you don't watch it in this year. You'll die!

[Akiha]

I will..?

BTW, check out Hathore's ava. You'll crap bricks from laughing so hard.

[pantiffel]

Definitly Miky's work :p He changed my avatar twice too ;_;
But why did he change Hathore's ava?

[Akiha]

^ To make fun of him.

[pantiffel]

:p bad Miky x3

[Tobi]

I should give him a good spanking.

[Akiha]

He'd enjoy it too much.

[pantiffel]

I'm his e-sis ... I don't spank him xD

He'd enjoy it too much.
true. ¨:p

[Akiha]

I'm his e-sis ... I don't spank him xD
You will.

[Tobi]

You should, I'd love to see it.

[Akiha]

You should, I'd love to see it.
I second that.

[pantiffel]

I won't :p

[Tobi]

Awww T_T

*spanks pantiffel*

[pantiffel]

*punches chih*

[Tobi]

*spanks and runs away*

Wheeeeee!!!!

[pantiffel]

*chases Chih and throws burnt cookies to chih's head*

[Tobi]

*dodges*

"Shadow Dance"

*spanks and runs away again*

:p

[Akiha]

Sounds like you two are having fun.

[Tobi]

I definately am.

[Akiha]

Well, that's one person out of two.

[Mikado]

*Smex hugs pan*

[Akiha]

^ A Challenger Appears.

[Tobi]

*pwns Mikado*

*kisses and takes pantiffel away to a mysterious island*

[Akiha]

Treasure Island?

[emmasu]

people are weirdos and can recover fast

[Mikado]

*time warp*
Owns chih, steals pan.

[Tobi]

=O!!!!

Maybe.

people are weirdos and can recover fast

People should stay the **** out of other peoples lives.

[Akiha]

people are weirdos and can recover fast
ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?

[Tobi]

She's a slut from the future!!!

Lets run away.

[emmasu]

She's a slut from the future!!!

Lets run away.
this slut has a life not like other people
this slut, is better than other people
this slut is way much better than other people

[*{Carnage}*]

no let go to the future with them

[Akiha]

@chih and emma: Hey, hey...we should relax here..No need to quarrel.

@carnage: Welcome to the cafe! ^^

[Tobi]

That slut admitted she's a slut.......

ROFL!!!!!

[emmasu]

well. we have to come down to like you people, cuz if we use another language, you wont be able to understand it

you people, have really tiny mind, that cant understand so i have to use your language so you can understand

[Akiha]

Hey, hey...

Please stop fighting...just let bygones be bygones..

[Tobi]

Eh??

I'd rather you speak English, not WTFSTIX

[emmasu]

see thats what i mean:Haha

your mind is sooo tiny to understand what even that means:Haha

[Tobi]

Yay for ignore list.

Let us praise Akatosh for the vanquish of that evil demon bird.

[Akiha]

-sigh-

I'll go wait for this to end...

EDIT: Apparently it is over... :/

[Tobi]

It has ended....

*pats Ritsu*

Don't worry, daddy always gets hassled by retards.

[emmasu]

wait aminute, so who is the retard me, in medschool or high school dropper?

EDIT: who also doesnt have a life?

[Akiha]

It has ended....

*pats Ritsu*

Don't worry, daddy always gets hassled by retards.

-huggles-

:3

@emma: I don't think he can read what your posting. :/

[pantiffel]

O_o ... *confused* ... *goes to kitchen to get some cookies and chocolate milk*

[Akiha]

@pant: I feel the same way..

[Tobi]

I want cookies and milk too!

*hugs pant*

[pantiffel]

yay! Then I'm not the only one ^^ *gives Ritsu cookies and chocolate milk*

@chih: but you're not confused! xD

[Tobi]

=O!!

T_T

*pokes Ritsu*

I want one D:

[Akiha]

YAY! Thank you! :3

@chih: Here you go. ^^

[emmasu]

yay am in the ignore list

people are pathetic

[Tobi]

Whoop!

*hugs son*

Thankies!!!

*munches on cookie and sip milk*

=D

[Akiha]

@emma: Sorry...

@chih: -huggles back-

[Tobi]

Ritsu, get on msn sexy man.

*spanks pant and runs away*

xD

[pantiffel]

*gives everyone cookies*

*pokes perv kitty*

[Akiha]

@chih: Kay.

[Tobi]

*sucks pants finger*

You walk into it everytime..

[pantiffel]

O_o don't suck my finger ... *gives lolli pop*

[Akiha]

@chih: on MSN.

Leave pant's finger alone. :/

[Tobi]

I am on msn!!

But pant, you taste so good.

Add me, look at my info and on msn.

[pantiffel]

I already have you on msn ...

But pant, you taste so good.
the mosquito's are thinking the exact same thing ... =/

[Tobi]

Not you, I was talking to Ritsu about msn xD

I want to eat you all up with some rice. =P

[Akiha]

@chih: added.

@pant: might want to take care of that. :/