The Bleach Café v3!!

[pantiffel]

*rolls in jelly with grandpa*
xD

[Mikado]

Hey people! I'm in Poland now~!

[pantiffel]

*waves at Miky who is in Poland now* xD
Miky!!! ^^

[Tobi]

Who goes on the computer on their vacation. :rolleye09

[Shaz.]

=O *agrees*

[Mikado]

I'm not anywhere yet >.>
What should I do? Talk with ma granny all day :P?

[Tobi]

Yah, grannies FTW!!!

They keep talking about the same thing over, and over again, I try not to laugh.

[Artemis]

Miki! You're back!

Where the hell have you been?
We've got some business to talk about...
it's about the AFLBS...

So get on MSN, because we need to talk.

[pantiffel]

What should I do? Talk with ma granny all day :P?
Yes! xD

*kills chih and brings chih back to life*

[Tobi]

PANT LOVES ME EVERYBODY!!!

Muwahahh. Thats what you get :p

[Mikado]

*kills chih*
Nobody says that about my pan!!

[pantiffel]

@ chih: you changed it! T_T *kills chih again and brings back to life*

[Tobi]

ahahhh XD

*is indestructible because I am Megatron*

BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!

[pantiffel]

*kicks chih*
I don't bow!

[Mikado]

But I'm sexy. I win.

[Tobi]

T_T

*shoots Mikado in the knee cap*

*kidnapps pant, runs away to secret base*

[Mikado]

Glad I have a bullet proof knee cap!
*eats chih, saves pan*

[Tobi]

*kisses pant and disppears into the darkness*

I'll be back with more power than ever before.

[pantiffel]

O_o

help me?

T_T

[Tobi]

*falls from the sky and makes a huuuuuge crater*

[Sekei]

*Pokes chich with a lomg stick8

Is it dead???

[Tobi]

*pokes*

[Mikado]

Hehe, I eat allot of sweets here^^
BE JELEAUS!

[pantiffel]

*is jealous* ;_;

[Tobi]

*hugs pant*

[Poison Ivy]

*eats shadow candy*

[Tobi]

*eats GoD*

*pukes up*

Don't you shower o.O

[pantiffel]

*eats evil flavoured pink candy*

Don't eat my mother!!! >_<

[Artemis]

@chih: that's mean. *head butts*

[Tobi]

*kicks and punches pant*

*throws off of tall building*

Don't tell me what to do :p

[Akiha]

/me walks in.

Gah...still tired, and I had one weird dream.. >_>

[Shaz.]

*Shazu~ glomps ritsu*

=O

[Tobi]

*rapes Ritsu*

Ride it!

*pimp slaps Shaz*

[pantiffel]

*kicks and punches pant*

*throws off of tall building*

Don't tell me what to do :p

-_-' don't tell me I can't tell you what to do because I do!!

*hugs mommy and looks evilly in chih's direction*

[Tobi]

T_T

*runs over to pant and hugs*

I'm sorry ;_;

*hugs Shaz*

[Shaz.]

O.o..... *bish slaps chih!*

[Tobi]

*runs away and cries*

;_;

[Shaz.]

good! *crosses arms and fumes*

[Akiha]

Oh wow, what'd I miss..?!

[pantiffel]

... *hugs chih* ...

*dives in pool of chocolate*

[Shaz.]

well i glomped you and chih pimp slapped me, and then i bish slapped him and he ran away crying =O

[Tobi]

*is still crying*

[Akiha]

Ahhh....>_>

[pantiffel]

>.> *hugs chih again*

*swimms in pool of chocolate*

[Tobi]

=D

*hugs pant*

*swims with pant in chocolate pool*

[Shaz.]

*sits down and drinks some mango juice*

[Tobi]

*splashes chocolate at Shaz*

[Shaz.]

*glares at chih*

[Tobi]

*hides in the chocolate*

O.O

[Shaz.]

*makes sure you cant resurface* XD

[Akiha]

*makes sure you cant resurface* XD
Don't make the chocolate cold. >_>

[Tobi]

=O!!!!

*eats all the chocolate*

*throws kunai at shaz*

[Shaz.]

=O the chocolate is contaminated cuz chih is in there XD

*dodges kunai*

[Tobi]

*watches kunai turn in kage bushin and throws another kunai at Shaz*

HAH!!

[Akiha]

Lawlz, chocolate and kunais.

Hmmm...chocolate kunais. Might sell in Konoha.. >_>

[Tobi]

*steals idea, goes to Konoha and sells loads, becomes a millionaire and lives with Sakura in a mansion and becomes Hokage and recruits Sasuke as my bodyguard and hires Naruto as my cleaning slave*

PWNED!!

[Shaz.]

*stands behind chih* =3

@ritsu chocolate kunai x3

[Tobi]

*bursts kage bushin and lunges at Shaz from behind with "Chidori"*

Hahhh!!!

[Akiha]

@chih: Darn... :<

@Shaz: It was good idea for ninja children. :3

[Shaz.]

*ignores chih* xP

@ritsu yeah it is, ppl would definetly buy them

[Tobi]

*pierces Shaz with Chidori*

*kills Shaz*

YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

[Akiha]

@Shaz: Maybe I should try that IRL. Big block off chocolate, carve it into a kunai, and use the shavings to eat. >:3

@chih: :0

[Shaz.]

yeah that would be a good idea

*bish slaps chih* your annoying =O

[Akiha]

I just thought of a fatal flaw in my plan.

While I'd be carving it, it would melt. :<

[Tobi]

*rubs face*

T_T

[Shaz.]

=O what you would have to do is get like a stamp sorta thing, put the melted chocolate in there which and leave it there to dry, then pull it out, and stck 2 pieces together with some chocolate and wola done =D

[Akiha]

=O what you would have to do is get like a stamp sorta thing, put the melted chocolate in there which and leave it there to dry, then pull it out, and stck 2 pieces together with some chocolate and wola done =D
OMG! IT WORKS!

I'm going to copyright it before chih sells more. >_>

[Tobi]

*sells so many I don't need any money ever again*

Go ahead xD

[Shaz.]

lol your welcome =3 it wasnt that hard to figure out

[Akiha]

@chih: Darn it. :<

@Shaz: :P

[Tobi]

Muwahhah!!!!!!

[Akiha]

OMG. Lurkers!

+Ritsuka Aoyagi, pantiffel, persephone, Shazu~

[Tobi]

*rapes the lurkers*

[Akiha]

I'm one of the raped lurkers. :<

[Tobi]

I always rape you so it wouldn't matter XD

[Akiha]

Oh yeah. :3

[pantiffel]

='( ... I got e-raped ...

[Tobi]

=O!!!!!!

*kills the person who e-raped pant*

[Akiha]

='( ... I got e-raped ...
At least chih doesn't have e-AIDs.

[Tobi]

I did?!

XD

Thats true, with all the people I e-rape, I surprised I don't have an e-STD xD

[pantiffel]

yes, you did ... I was a lurker ... ='( *traumatised for life*

*eats cookies*

[Akiha]

Whoo...

I've only been e-raped by you, so I'm in the clear.

[Tobi]

Good. I'd hate to catch something off of my son xD

[Akiha]

Lawlz, you could catch a cold! :0

[Tobi]

Nuuuuuu!!!!!

*sneezes on Ritsu*

XD

[Akiha]

:<

I'm going to catch a cold.

[Tobi]

*gives gold bar*

xD

[Akiha]

A gold bar..?

-puts it up nose-

[Poison Ivy]

o_O up ur nose???

[Christian Lub]

its kan i s "empty" in here

[pantiffel]

*walks in*
*waves at mommie* ^^

[Christian Lub]

*glomps daughter*
hiya

[Akiha]

o_O up ur nose???
Yeah, why not?

[Christian Lub]

thats gross

[Akiha]

It cleans out my batcave of a nose. :d

[Christian Lub]

thats a lil scary too

[Poison Ivy]

ohhhh kewl well they have tissues for that ya know

[Shaz.]

*runs through the door and hits my head of the something hanging off the ceiling*

*faints*

[Tobi]

*draws all over Shaz's face*

Muwahahaha.

[Shaz.]

*sleep glomps chih*

[Artemis]

Hey Chih!
You missed Ritsu's e-wedding!

@Everyone else: hello!

[Tobi]

*punches Shaz*

Get off me T_T

[Shaz.]

hey scorch =)

[pantiffel]

Grandpa! ^^
Shazu! ^^
Chih ... -_- ... just kidding xD

*pokes everyone*

[Poison Ivy]

*is poked*

<_<

*walks into the kitchen*

did they eat the cake i made?????

[pantiffel]

Did you make cake? O=

*wants some cake*

[Tobi]

*rapes pant*

Muwahhah.

[Poison Ivy]

*smackes chih* thats my daughter!!!!!!!!

and yea i made cake for DR's wedding

[Tobi]

*rapes GoD and pant*

Double muwahahahaha!!

[pantiffel]

*hides behind mom*

... I missed the wedding ='(

[Christian Lub]

*daughter glomps*
hiya

[pantiffel]

hey mom! ^^
*hugs both moms*

[Tobi]

*sits staring at my feet*

>:3

*stabs Kunai through my foot*

.........................................

[Christian Lub]

*hugges*
*pokes chih*

[Tobi]

*laughs at banned Goddess*

[Poison Ivy]

lol wats a kunai?

[pantiffel]

some sort of ninja weapon ... they use it in naruto

[jemz09]

*laughs at banned Goddess*

"Meanie" :Domo

[Cococookiez]

knock, knock?
=/

[Nemesis0521]

lol why did GotU get banned?

[Darklord]

Spamming aparently thats what G.o.D. told me

[Poison Ivy]

yep tho GotU will b back tomorrow

[pantiffel]

omg, my mom ish a spammer O= ... j/k xD

*bored* *sigh*

[Shaz.]

*glomps panti* =3

[pantiffel]

*glomps shazu* x3

[Poison Ivy]

*sits in the kitchen*

[pantiffel]

*glomps mom* :3

*glomps everyone* xD

[Tobi]

*pokes pant*

What is the discussion on todays boards?

[pantiffel]

*glomps and pokes chih*

[Tobi]

*pushes away*

Don't glomp me please ^^

[pantiffel]

>.> ... *glomps people who want to be glomped*

[Darklord]

you may glomp me i dont mind

[pantiffel]

okay! xD *glomps darklord*

[Darklord]

*is glomped*

im hungry

*glomps back*

[pantiffel]

*gives cookies* xD

*dances*

[Poison Ivy]

awww Panti's making new friends

[reaverofsouls05]

*sits in a corner thinking and watching whatever may be going on*

[Darklord]

*sits next to reaver and tries to be cool* uhh umm sup dude??

[Poison Ivy]

hey reaver, panti, dark, and any1 else i no

[Darklord]

hello my daughter how has your day been??

[Poison Ivy]

im fine my dear father and you??

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

*otaku-sama enters the room*
special attacks----> misogi------------------>300 MP
|
--->raging demon

items
attack
*otaku-sama jumps above a building*
*otaku-sama karate chops the building*
*the building breaks!*
*200 exp. gained*
*otaku-sama has leveled up(lvl 20)!*

[Darklord]

wow you must be a serious gamer there otaku

[Mikado]

Oy people!

[pantiffel]

Miky!! *hugs* ^^

[Poison Ivy]

'ello mikado how are you today??

[reaverofsouls05]

*reads in the corner secretly plotting stuff*

[Poison Ivy]

*pokes reaver* what ya reading???

[reaverofsouls05]

a blank book

[Poison Ivy]

o_O ok

*reads the 7th Harry Potter book*

[Asuka]

Sky has come for your souls! *holds a trash bag out* Now please deposit them into this bag.

[Poison Ivy]

i dont have one

im souless

[Asuka]

Ahem. . .*evil eyes* Sky has come for your left shoe! *holds trash bag up* Put in there. . .NOW!

[pantiffel]

o= not the shoes!!! *gives soul*
xD

*waves at mom*

[Poison Ivy]

*waves back*

uhh ok *puts left shoe in the bag* i usually dont wear them anyway

[Shaz.]

*glomps panty* x3 candy lover!

[pantiffel]

*licks shazu* xD

*gives candy to shazu*
*eats lolli pop*

[Shaz.]

*is licked* =O

*takes candy* x3 thankies. are you gonna enter the candy comp?

[pantiffel]

nah ... I don't have time =( Bussy with the academy and tomorrow I'm going on vacation \o/

[Shaz.]

=O your going on vacation! *throws a party* so do you know if anyone is entering? ive done my entry x3

[Asuka]

Sky now demands your candy! *holds bag up again* Give me your candy!

@Pantiffel: Where ya going?

[Shaz.]

O.o are you trying to steal the candy thief's candy? *gasps*

"oh no you didnt" XD

[pantiffel]

@ shazu: uhm I don't know if anyone is entering ... I guess milan and naruhina ...
@ sky: I'm just going on a vacation in Belgium, Centerparcs :p A hole week swimming xD

o= *quickly eats lolli pop* >=)

[Shaz.]

lol okay panti x] and you dont need to eat your lolli quickly while the candy thief is around! who isnt gonna steal your candy x3

[Asuka]

*watches Pantiffel eat lolli* NOOOOOOO

I'm do really do the swimming thing, requires a lot of work, but sound like fun!

[pantiffel]

>=) it was strawberry flavour

*pokes everyone*

[Shaz.]

=O *strawberries xQ

........*bites panti*

[pantiffel]

*eats shazu* :3 xD

[Shaz.]

*pokes your tummy* =O squidgy

[Poison Ivy]

*walks in* wuz up everyone??

*walks into kitchen* now wheres my beautiful apron gone of to???

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

*ish burning something in the oven*
*stares at oven*
.....................

[Asuka]

>.>

That's terrible! Who would do such a thing!? *stuffs apron under shirt*

[Nrvnqsr Chaos]

i wasnt burning her apron......
*watches turkey cook*

[Poison Ivy]

*sigh* father please get out of the kitchen that turkey cost 500 munny

[Darklord]

*gives G.o.D. a new apron*

^^a present to my only daughter

[Mercurius]

*knock* *knock*

[Shaz.]

whos there? =O

[Christian Lub]

your mother ish here lol im jus playing but yesh im back for once a lil while casue im on my dads computer

[Mercurius]

she, was talkin to me not U:p...girltalk

[Christian Lub]

haha by the way i no that i was just being funni

[Mercurius]

I didn't think it was funni :lol :Domo

[Christian Lub]

well im sorry *hugs* i didnt mean to offend ya

[The_Supervisor]

do I hear muuuusic??

[Christian Lub]

hmmmmmmm maybe i dont no

[Poison Ivy]

*glomps Merc* omg i cant belive it ur back!!!!

[Christian Lub]

where did he goes ??

[Poison Ivy]

Merc ish a she i think

[Christian Lub]

oooo opps im sorry

[The_Supervisor]

yaw, merc ish a guwrl

[Christian Lub]

well i didnt no her so i didnt no who she was

[Poison Ivy]

she was da one dat was training me to be a sex slave til reaver came in and stopped me

[pantiffel]

o= it's quiet in here ...
*puts some music on*
*dances*

[Christian Lub]

*dances on table top freely*

[Neko Kyo]

*walks in* hey! i love this song! *dances*

[Akiha]

I don't know what song it is. :/

[Neko Kyo]

don't know the name of it either ^.^

[Neko Ruki]

If u haven't already find 1 I'd love 2 be a waitress

[Neko Kyo]

me too =3

[Christian Lub]

*keeps dancing on table*

[Neko Kyo]

Wait. I don't think I should be a waitress. I'm too clutzy * trips while dancing* XD

[Poison Ivy]

*knocks bound off the table* we have no1 to clean those and ppl eat there!!!!!!

[pantiffel]

lol

*dances on the ground* xD

*glomps mom*

[Poison Ivy]

*counter glomps*

+50 exp!!!

yay

*learned super counter glomp*

=O *dances*

[Neko Kyo]

I'll clean the tables ^_^ clutzyness won't mess up that

[pantiffel]

*dances*
*eats sugar*
*jumps around*
:Domo

*gives everyone sugar*

[Tobi]

*pokes pant*

Hey hey sexy!! =D

[Nemesis0521]

sugar? that reminds me of a song >.>

[Neko Ruki]

please I need a job I'd do anything (no exoitic dancing)

[Neko Kyo]

lets clean tables Rukia ^_^

[pantiffel]

*pokes pant*

Hey hey sexy!! =D

*pokes chih*
hey hey perv kitty!! xD

*dances*

[Poison Ivy]

yay ppl to wash deh tables!!!


*goes into kitchen*

[Neko Ruki]

ok I'll clean

[Tobi]

*pokes chih*
hey hey perv kitty!! xD
*dances*

=D

*hugs*

*licks*

*dances with pant*

[Neko Kyo]

Sweet! *grabs pretty smelling soap and sponges* ^_^

[Neko Ruki]

yay grabs a cloth

[Neko Kyo]

*table now smell like cherry blosssoms* how many tables are in here?

[Cleric]

as many are as needed ^_^

[Neko Kyo]

that's alot . . .

[pantiffel]

o: cherry blossoms!! *sits at clean table*

[Neko Kyo]

this is gonna take awhile * half way done*

[Poison Ivy]

=O

what kind of cherry blossoms???

[Neko Kyo]

There's different kinds??? how about the ones from Japan. Sakura, I think they're called

[Neko Ruki]

yea they r

[Poison Ivy]

YAY japanese cherry blossoms!!!!!!!!

*sings chop suey*

[Nemesis0521]

omg u sound worse than when avril lavigne attempted to sing it >.>

[Poison Ivy]

=O *spanks*

how dare you!!!

*throws in the darkness cell*

[Nemesis0521]

hmmm i only have one thing to say being in this darkness cell...

kinky =D

[izzuru]

*looks around*
wow... this still exist~
chun~
and i'm still the waitress???
@@

[The_Supervisor]

apparently......

[Akiha]

Seems kinda dead in here. :/

[The_Supervisor]

indeedly quite yes u___u

[Cursive]

mm
It's been quite a while since I was last around these parts.

[pantiffel]

then let's bring it back to life!!! \o/

suppyyyy!! *glomps* :p

[The_Supervisor]

long time no see panti-chan ^____^ *counter-glomps*

[pantiffel]

indeed ...

*pokes everyone to life*

[Akiha]

mm
It's been quite a while since I was last around these parts.
OMG ITS LIEK, A FOREIGNER.

[The_Supervisor]

*dance of foreignness* :Domo

[Akiha]

-dance of dance of foreigness- :Domo

[The_Supervisor]

yayayaya~! *dance of dancyness* :Domo

[Akiha]

Dancyness all around, amigos! :Domo

[The_Supervisor]

*dance of amigoness* :Domo

[Akiha]

Lawlz. "dance of amigoness"...? XD

What do you read to make these things up..?

[The_Supervisor]

errrr, just the previous post? >.>;

*dance of makingthingsupness* :Domo

[Akiha]

Oh wow. XD

-dance of previouspostness- :Domo

[The_Supervisor]

*dance of wowness* :Domo

[pantiffel]

*dance of suppyness* xD

[The_Supervisor]

*dance of pantiness* :Domo

[pantiffel]

*dance of danceness*

[The_Supervisor]

*dance of myroomishotandthereisn'tanywindcomingfromthewindowness* :Domo

[Akiha]

*dance of pantiness* :Domo
Do you know how awkward that sounds..?