The Bleach Café v3!!

[pantiffel]

^ lol xD

*is doing the same dance as suppy*

*wants a swimming pool with very cold water*

*dance of iceness*

[The_Supervisor]

Do you know how awkward that sounds..?
eh, sure =P

*wants a pool with water on a comfortable temperature* :3

*dance of poolness* :Domo

[Akiha]

*wants a pool with water on a comfortable temperature* :3


/me pees in pool.

Feels nice.

[The_Supervisor]

zomg, warm spot!! ;___; *flees to other side of the pool*........

[pantiffel]

*suddenly doesn't want a pool anymore*

*wants a cold shower* =p

*dance of showerness*

[Akiha]

zomg, warm spot!! ;___; *flees to other side of the pool*........

Warm spots are...warm. (oWo)

[The_Supervisor]

no, they're rather gross.......but not as gross as darkish objects on the floor >___>;

[Akiha]

Darkish objects..?

[The_Supervisor]

yesh, usually babies/little kids can be spotted around them =)

[Akiha]

Er....bleck. That's kinda gross.

>_<

[The_Supervisor]

yaw, luckily they're not as common as warm spots in pools ^____^

[Akiha]

Lawlz. True.

I did that once, and my aunt put some sort of chemical in the pool where it would react to urine and turn it purple in the pool. XD

Or maybe that a dream I had once? Not sure. >_>

[The_Supervisor]

I guess everyone did that once in their early years :lol

lolz, must be funny to see the water suddenly turning purple around u x3

[pantiffel]

lol ... purple pee xD :p

[Akiha]

Oh wow.

Monster pee..?

[The_Supervisor]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEEEYSSSSS!!!! O:

[Neko Kyo]

ello *sits to eat pancakes from other thread*

[The_Supervisor]

j00 R eating pancakes from somewhere else in hereee?! =O

[Neko Kyo]

yep *continues eating*

[The_Supervisor]

;___; it's okay my lil' pancake friends, ur just as good as them, just wait a little longer mkay?.........

[Neko Kyo]

do you want some or something? *offers fresh batch; continues eating*

[pantiffel]

o: Betrayer!

*is hungry*

[Akiha]

You can't resist the pancakes.

BECAUSE THEY WILL EAT YUR BABIES.

[Neko Kyo]

*shrugs, setting them on the table* whatever *finishes*

[pantiffel]

not the babies!!! O:
wait a minute ... I don't have babies >.>

*eats candy instead of pancakes*
too bad for you, pancakes ... >=)

[Shaz.]

*drags panti to the back room to make babies!*

=O

[Akiha]

^ Lawlz.

I'll get the camera.

[Shaz.]

rofl!

no cameras are aloud! XD

[Neko Kyo]

lol! wait! what about the pancakes >=/

[pantiffel]

lolz XD and who's going to make babies with me??

*is still eating the candy*
die pancakes, die!

[Shaz.]

lol dunno... i think its impossible for us to have babies panti D=

oh well doesnt mean i cant try XD

[pantiffel]

xD lol ... but what about the babies?? o:

[Tobi]

Sex?

lawl.

[Shaz.]

we can adopt XD

[pantiffel]

our candy love baby o: xD

*is still eating candy in the back room*

[Shaz.]

lol yes! our candy love baby who shall be called... pasha? XD

(this would be my third baby that is imaginery) XD

[pantiffel]

xD yes, let's call him/her Pasha!
The candy baby \o/

[Shaz.]

yes! but Pasha is a girl cuz girlxgirl = girl XD

[pantiffel]

xD girls rule! Let's take over the world ... >=)

[Shaz.]

yes! lets! you shall rule by my side as Queen and i shall be Queen too! XD and our baby shall inherit the world! Princess Pasha x3

[The_Supervisor]

candy babies? =O

[Neko Kyo]

Wow you guys. *eats forgoton pancakes*

[pantiffel]

yes, candy babies ... like Pasha, me and Shazu's candy baby :p

@ shazu: and men shall make candy for women ... they shall be our slaves >=) hehe

[Neko Kyo]

O__O this getting a bit out of hand, I think

[pantiffel]

Yes ... maybe it was getting a bit out of hand ... we should at least spare some guys xD *evilness* ... just kidding

*dances*

[Christian Lub]

kandi ish good
i want sum

[The_Supervisor]

kookie > kandi :lol

[Christian Lub]

kandi betta no matta wat

[The_Supervisor]

nu-uh, cookie = god and candi can be......jesus >___>

[Christian Lub]

nu uh so that dun matter kookie good too but kandi betta

[The_Supervisor]

I'm afraid the candies have clouded ur mind misguided one u___u

[Christian Lub]

no they havent i havent ate the shadow ones

[The_Supervisor]

psh, sure, whatever........*eats cookies in the cookie corner* >.>

[Christian Lub]

*cries nad goes emo in the corner*

[pantiffel]

This time sup's right ...
Cookies are the best ...
cookie = god and god's right hand is candy and the left is ice cream xD

*mixes cookies with candy (incl. chocolate bomb) and ice cream*
and now I'm making heaven! xD

*weird mood*

[+KuSaKaBe+]

Nothing beats cookies, except for cookies and cream ice cream.

[The_Supervisor]

monkeys equal cookies on level of awesomeness though :3

[Princess Gheyfu]

What about monkey shaped cookies? Think about the level of unsurpassable awesomeness there. :3

[pantiffel]

*makes cookie flavoured candy ice cream and covers it in chocolate*
*steals monkeyshaped cookie to put on the ice cream*
>=) and now I've made the ultimate addiction \o/

[Princess Gheyfu]

It needs one more thing to make it more addicting. *crumbles up a copy of World of Warcraft and spreads it in*

[pantiffel]

and now we have to feed it to everyone and then we will have full controll over everybody since it's too addicting to resist ... even when people see it or smell it they're addicted ... and then ... world domination! >=)

Only one problem ... how is the plan going to work when you're an addict youself and don't want to share ;_; Guess I'll take over the world another time ...

[Princess Gheyfu]

I am oblivious to World of Warcraft, thus, it doesnt work against me. :p

Now we need to put ADs on TV with Smell O' Vision. :O

[pantiffel]

... so does that mean we can kidnap some really smart people, lock them somewhere and tell them we give them freedom as soon as they made the TV with Smell O' Vision? yay! ... of course we're not giving them real freedom ... first we're going to make them addicted >=)

[Princess Gheyfu]

We must make Smell O'Vision addictive too! >=O *pours some of the super special awesome cookie dough into a tv mold with a huge nose on it*

Now.... where do we fit a screen? >> << >>

[pantiffel]

I don't know ... =/
*tortures really smart people*
And now help us achieve world domination! xD

[Princess Gheyfu]

hmmmmmmmmm I GOT IT =D

*puts a Sega CD on the top of the Smell O' Vision*.......


...........nope. That did nothing. Now whats your plan? <.<

[pantiffel]

*tortures really smart people some more*
hehe xD

We just make millions of Smell O' Vision tv's and give them away for free to a few people (people love free stuff xD) ... and then they get addicted and then we sell them for a high price (world domination and getting super rich at the same time ...) because we order the few addicted people to make other people addicted and so on so ... it's a perfect plan!

[Princess Gheyfu]

YES IT IS. But I need more noses... aparently elephants are endangered so that messed up my plan. ._.

[Akiha]

/me comes in.

Oh jeez...I took a 5 hour nap. :/

I feel like crap now..

But how are you guys doing..?

[pantiffel]

;_;
*thinks*
hmm ... maybe we can use the noses of those really smart people ... they're addicted already ... they don't need their nose anymore

poor really smart people ... I'm so horrible ... not really xD

hi Ritsu! ^^

[Princess Gheyfu]

*stares at Pantiffel and laughs maniacally* We have our first vict-- I mean, customer. :p

Smart people noses are too stuffy from asthma and colds. ;_;

[Akiha]

@pant: Hiya!

@Tofu: Haven't seen you around for quite a while!

[pantiffel]

xD lol ... Ritsu, can we borrow your nose? >=)

[Akiha]

Uh....sure..?

I suppose I don't need it for a while.

[pantiffel]

oh and have some cookie flavoured candy ice cream with a monkey shaped cookie ... it's really delicious >=) XD

We have a nose!

[Princess Gheyfu]

Yes, yes, we need a cloner now. =O

@Ritsuka: Oh, hi. ^^ I think you might've changed your name so I might not know, but, who are you (sorry >.<)? BTW Wobbuffet = uber. ;_;

[Akiha]

@Pant: Hand it over!

@Tofu: DR ring a bell..?

[pantiffel]

I knew we had to keep those really smart people ... *orders them to make a machine to clone the nose*

*gives Ritsu the super addictive but very delicious cookie flavoured candy ice cream with a monkey shaped cookie*

[Akiha]

MONKEY COOKIE!

What kind of candy ice cream...? I don't some crap like licorice. ><

[Princess Gheyfu]

@DDR: OMG, YOU CAME BACK! *projectile glomps* ^_______^

BTW the ice cream is World of Warcraft mixed with Pokemon flavour so its insanely addictive. muahahahaha

[Akiha]

@Tofu: Yeah, I have. :P

THAT ICE CREAM IS A DRUG!

[Princess Gheyfu]

The ice cream is SEX. IT IS SEX WRAPPED WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT, POKEMON and CRYSTAL METH TYPE GOODNESS!!!

You know you want it. :3

[Akiha]

...

>_>

<_<

Of course I farking want it.

[Princess Gheyfu]

You cant have it until you provide us a working Smell O'Vision, a cloning machine and a tape of pirate porn. :)

[pantiffel]

XD tape of pirate porn ... lol

*tired* I'm gonna sleep, bye!

[Akiha]

@Tofu: Pirate porn I can do. >_>

Not sure about the other two.

@Pant: Night!

[Princess Gheyfu]

awwwwwwwwwww dont leave yet. ;-; We need your help to free the world from giving a damn with our addiction ice cream cookies and nautical porn! T_T

[Akiha]

"Nautical" porn..?

Wow...

I want to be Captain. :<

[Princess Gheyfu]

I can be the mermaid. :O

We need a krakken. XD

[Akiha]

I want a hook! On my left leg, and a peg for a hand!

What about a mod being the krakken..?

[Princess Gheyfu]

Pipp-ORK will fit the role of the tentacule raping krakken. :3 xD

I'm a reverse mermaid. I have like, a fish head and a girls body. :O :O :O The hollywood people wont see that twist coming! >=D

[Akiha]

They won't indeed!

Who's director..? >_>

[Princess Gheyfu]

Stephen Speilberg.

[Akiha]

YEAH. Expert director.

Now, we need funds. :P

[Princess Gheyfu]

We can kidnap a famous person and use the ransom money to pay the funds. What about Paris Hilton? :p

[Akiha]

Nah, nobody wants her back.

Let's take, liek, Batman.

[Princess Gheyfu]

But batman is banned in 17 states due to his last appierance in nautical porn. D:

Lets kidnap Aunt Jemimah.

[Akiha]

I'll go with that!

Batman was really good in "Bats Gone Bad."

[Princess Gheyfu]

Hmmmmm we need a name.

My suggestion is "Horny Hydras". =D

[Akiha]

Yeah! That sounds..decent. :P

[Princess Gheyfu]

We need something better. ;_;

Pretty Peter and Captain Hunk would be perfect if it was a gay nautical porn flick. xD

[Akiha]

Yeah, and Peter's knife could be rubber!

[SoundWave]

"smells like teen spirit".. >.>

[Princess Gheyfu]

And hook can be wearing erotic bondage pirate gear. :O

[Akiha]

Or a speedo with cross bones. >_>

@NOs: I don't think that's that smell. :P

[SoundWave]

I wouldn't know...

[Akiha]

Well, I do, mister!

It smells like money's going to be made that flick.

[Princess Gheyfu]

It smells alot more like ass and V.D.s. >.<

LAWL speedos. XD I heard in alot of plays Peter Pan is actually played BY A WOMAN so so so so so HE CAN BE A SHEMALE!!! =O

Another twist I sense? Damn rite.

[SoundWave]

sweet..

some other good news are that I'm goin' to bed.. gonna get some well-deserved sleep..

laters yo!..

[Princess Gheyfu]

See you lata home slice. :3

[Akiha]

Later N0s!

@Tofu: Yeah, that tidbit of info is true. Peter was mostly played by women until the later years.

SHEMALE PETER. :0

[Princess Gheyfu]

This sounds like a million dollar movie right ther.

Now we need Actors. Obviously Samuel L. Jackson will play Captain Hook. u_u

[Akiha]

Of course!

We could have me play Peter. >_>

And you'll be the fish-head mermaid.

Pylar is the krakken.

And we need some corn.

[Princess Gheyfu]

http://www.infendo.com/uploaded_images/tingle-754711.jpg

^ He plays the corn.

[Akiha]

Does it speak Engrish?

[Princess Gheyfu]

t speaks polish, perfect for corn. :3

gtg, dinner, brb. D: *boobs hugs + kiss* BBl

[Akiha]

Lawlz, kay.

It speaks Polish...? Whoah..

[Ryuuiku]

hi everyone

[Princess Gheyfu]

Polish speaking corn = great for nautical pornos.

[Akiha]

Well, ain't that the news of the year! :0

[Princess Gheyfu]

They can also break guns into their smallest pieces, write in Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, and sucessfully take over a chinese dictatorship and they still look fabulous doing it. =o

[Akiha]

:0

I want those powers!

That's even cooler than dancing in a fuzzy pink speedo with Jefree Star at Chuck E. Cheese's!

[Princess Gheyfu]

You need Chester Cheetah there to get even close to the awesomeness of corn.

[Akiha]

Chester Cheetah burnedmy floor, though. :<

[Princess Gheyfu]

I know, he's just as hot as Jeffree star. Once they're together the floor combusts in unholy gayness. :3

[Akiha]

Yeah, but that combustion is the most fun combustion you'll ever see.

It's liek, and explosion of fiery rainbows, chocolate penis', speedos, lime green fishnets, Hello Kitty shirts, and pride all over the floor.

[Princess Gheyfu]

Mmmmmmm I love me some combusted rainbow colored prideful Lime green fishnet and hello kitty wearing chocolate penises. They're my favs. :3

[Akiha]

Oh wow.

I have to quote that. It is the will of God that it be done.

[Princess Gheyfu]

Yes, you must quote it. Nao.

[Akiha]

Quoted. In sig. FOR ALL EYES TO SEE.

For it the will of Go-...fark it, IT'S MY WILL IT BE SEEN.

[Princess Gheyfu]

*worships MY WILL*

[Akiha]

/me worships Tofu's will.

BTW, I claimed you earlier tooday! :0

[Princess Gheyfu]

HUH? YOU CANT OWN MY WILL. ;-; *woes*

[Akiha]

I did! :0

Check the claims thread! >:3

[Princess Gheyfu]

Theres a claims thread? o.o

[Akiha]

Yeah, it was made just recently.

You are allowed to "claim" 1 anime/videogame character and 1 CB member every two days.

You weren't claimed by anyone! XD

[Princess Gheyfu]

Link please. >>

[Akiha]

Here you go! Hope you enjoy him!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j127/DreadRaven/link.jpg

Here's the real link:

http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=38112

[Princess Gheyfu]

Ew, Ginko > Link. And I claimed Mr. T. :3

[Akiha]

I...don't think Mr. T was in an anime or videogame.. :/

[Princess Gheyfu]

He's a member of CB dummy.

[Akiha]

Oh. Didn't know that. >_>

:P

I don't keep tabs on CB members...much.

[Princess Gheyfu]

He's a C46 member. <.<

[Akiha]

I don't keep track of them, either. :P

I know some mods, smods, and maybe liek, 3 admins. XD

[Princess Gheyfu]

C46 members = Smods + Admins. =O

[Akiha]

Shows how much I know. :/

[Princess Gheyfu]

I'm bored. -.- Umbore me. ;-;

Any new things going on in randomness or all and all the same thing as always?

[Akiha]

Well....randomness is now a "stay on topic" area. COnversation topics are the new Random. :/

I make half of CB think I'm female.

[Princess Gheyfu]

Rofl and they actually believe you? xD

[Artemis]

@Ritsu: That isn't new. Everyone knows that, and the people who don't know that are the ones that think your a women.

[Akiha]

@Tofu: Yeah.

@Scorch: Tofu didn't know, she's been inactive. :/

She was around when I joined, she's a CB Vet..well, Premium, but a true vet.

[Princess Gheyfu]

I've done everything there is to do in CB except get Motm (HAHAHA Never), Smod and Admin powers. =/ I was a:
Mod (3 times)
Staff member without mod powers (first and only of a kind)
Vice Captain
Captain (2 different divisions)
A winner of a graphics contest
A winner of a SOTW contest
And the creator of the little rating bars in the Black Desire skin

[The_Supervisor]

hai hai
/me applauds

[pantiffel]

tofu, what a CB career :p

*pokes everyone*

[Esca]

@Sup: Ever think about bringing back Arcane Designs? *was just exploring old threads*

[The_Supervisor]

nah, don't think so :)

*pokes panti*

[Esca]

*drop kicks* *shrugs* *walks away*

[The_Supervisor]

ty, come again :lol

[Esca]

*pecks forehead*

[The_Supervisor]

Definitions of peck on the Web:

smack: kiss lightly

heheheee ;)

[Esca]

Damns you! Damns you to hellzorz!

[The_Supervisor]

lawl, no thanx =3

[Esca]

*roundhouse kicks*

[The_Supervisor]

*roundhouse dodges*

[Esca]

*steals his/hers [even after all this time, i still don't know] cookie*

[The_Supervisor]

*shrugs*
*takes next cookie from cookie bag* :lol

[Esca]

*steals clothes* *flees*

[The_Supervisor]

what clothes? o__O

[Esca]

*steals skin*

[The_Supervisor]

psh, sureee *skin respawns* >__>

[Nemesis0521]

*dances naked* weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Akiha]

/me comes in.

Where's Tofu..? ;_;

[Christian Lub]

*dances naked wit nem*

[pantiffel]

*jumps in*

*dances with clothes on*
\o/

[The_Supervisor]

clothes ftl :(

[pantiffel]

>.<
*dances naked*
xD

[The_Supervisor]

heehee x) *dances too* :Domo

[pantiffel]

*dances with sup* \o/

[Tobi]

*video tapes*

Pant, thats hawt. Suppy, your sexy too.

[The_Supervisor]

nyahaha, thankies chih ^////^

[pantiffel]

let's kill chih! \o/ yay! ... j/k :p I would only torture you to get the tapes and all the copies ...

[konberry]

cheep cheep O-o

[The_Supervisor]

boop boop :Domo

[Tobi]

I shall never give in, theres only one way I would EVER give you those tapes. And i won't say what it is.

[pantiffel]

Then I'll torture you some more to find out what that would be >=) xD
beep beep :p

[Tobi]

poop poop

I'll never give in.

[pantiffel]

*stops torturing chih*
nobody will be interested in it anyway so go ahead xD

*is still dancing* \o/

[Tobi]

I will >:3

*unzips jeans*

[konberry]

=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rawr~
*dances*

[Christian Lub]

*spins in circles*

[konberry]

*twirls and pirlouettes* tinkly dink dink~

[Christian Lub]

*jumps up n down*

[konberry]

*tries to beatbox* poo ca chu poo poo ca chu poo ca chu poo poo ca chu beet beet beet beet beet beet beet wooooooooo!!! wooo----- *runs out of air* ~_~

[Christian Lub]

*claps hands* well that was good

[Neko Ruki]

Sorry I haven't been around but I went 2 the beech and the internet in the hotel was really slow even slower than an anime zaga or Dragon Ball Z (the hotel had every thing except internet, it even had a 2 story SPA)

[konberry]

wow we need a spa in this cafe ...
>>
<<
right...
>>
<<


HERE!

[The_Supervisor]

*rolls in*
*dances*
*rolls out*

[Poison Ivy]

SPA!!!!!!

*gets in the spa*

[Tobi]

*chews on poky*

=D

[Neko Ruki]

u could join with the hot spring it would be great, drinks in the hot spring and all the caffe delights

[Christian Lub]

*dances on table tops*

[pantiffel]

I loooove suppy's new avatar!!! Pino!!! \o/

*dances too*

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

*dances under the moon*

[The_Supervisor]

*dances on the moon*

[pantiffel]

*dances around the moon*

[The_Supervisor]

*dances inside the moon*

[pantiffel]

*dances with the moon* xD

[The_Supervisor]

*dances with panti dancing with the moon*

[pantiffel]

*dances with suppy dancing with the moon*
\o/

[The_Supervisor]

*dances with panti & moon & Huuukilo*

[pantiffel]

*dances with suppy, the moon, huuukilo and dancing cookies*

[The_Supervisor]

*dies of pwnage overload* x.x

[pantiffel]

o_o ... nooooo

*gives cookies to suppy* live!!!!!

[The_Supervisor]

x__x!!! *continues dancing* =3

[pantiffel]

:Domo

*eats cookies*

[The_Supervisor]

*swims in cookies*

[pantiffel]

*dives in cookies* :3

[The_Supervisor]

*inhales & exhales cookies* :3

[pantiffel]

*tries to do the same but almost chokes in cookies* o_o

... *decides to only eat the cookies*

[SoundWave]

cookieland?

[The_Supervisor]

*nibblifies all cookies* :lol

[Poison Ivy]

*eats candy*

im bored

*waslks into the kitchen*

[The_Supervisor]

*follows* o.O

[Scrolly]

*Scrolly scrolls* scroll, scroll, scroll

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

*eats sushi and drinks sake*

*still dances under the moon*

[Christian Lub]

*comes in and starts dancing*

[Neko Ruki]

gets some soy milk and watches other ppl

[pantiffel]

*walks to kitchen and comes back with bag of cookies*

*sits on chair*

[Shaz.]

*sits next to panti. eating some of her cookies* :3

[The_Supervisor]

*sits next to shazu, eating some of her cookies* :3

[pantiffel]

hello Shazu :3 *glomps*
hello Suppy :3 *glomps*
*eats some of her own cookies*

[Shaz.]

hey panti. :D

*glomperz both*

*eats more cookies*

[The_Supervisor]

Hellos =3 *glomps all*

[Shaz.]

hey :D well im off to read more HP! XD bye

[The_Supervisor]

okies, l8erz ^___^ *waves*

[pantiffel]

='( not fair ... I want to read that book too *eats more cookies*

bye shazu! ^^

[Shaz.]

cya!

*rapes panti before leaving* :P bye

[The_Supervisor]

=___=; that becoming ur trademark or something??

[Ai]

Teh Super suckzor..:p...

[The_Supervisor]

gtfo nub :)

[Ai]

Eat me Super bewb.

[The_Supervisor]

okies :lol

/me eats Ai

[Ai]

/me graffiti's on Supers stomach lining.

Nice and cozy in here...But why is there a car in here?

[The_Supervisor]

to transport the digested food to the exit, duh ;)

[Ai]

Oooo..But that still doesn't explain why theres a row boat as well?

[The_Supervisor]

that's for the stuff that doesn't fit inside the car, and since it's slower than the car it prevents everything from coming out all at the same time :)

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

hello guyz!! *eats cookies*

[Ai]

And the old guy with the latern?

[The_Supervisor]

u spotted him too? >__>; watch out, he rapes people.....

@atr: hai!

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

Hai!!! *glomps*