The Bleach Café v3!!

[The_Supervisor]

-________-; right ..

[SoundWave]

oh shit.. "open canyon".. that's graphic.. Anyways.. I get ya

[Mercurius]

okay...

[The_Supervisor]

u are allowed to stop now merc >.>

[Mercurius]

I did...

[The_Supervisor]

good

[SoundWave]

agreed..

[Mercurius]

Me to...

[SoundWave]

ofc you..

[Mercurius]

No thanks...I think

[The_Supervisor]

errr .. mkay >.>

[SoundWave]

your loss

[Mercurius]

Whose?? mine?? O_o

[The_Supervisor]

no, theirs *points* :O

[Mercurius]

At who?? :(

[The_Supervisor]

them >__>

[SoundWave]

in the shadows...

[The_Supervisor]

the dark side ..

[SoundWave]

never drop the soap...

[The_Supervisor]

bend is the end ..

[SoundWave]

bend is "in" the end.. >.>

[Mercurius]

Adam 'N eve...

[SoundWave]

and the "magic snake"...

[Mercurius]

'N the tree with apples

[SoundWave]

and "fun" in the garden

[Mercurius]

without clothes...

[SoundWave]

rolling and tumbling in the grass...

[Mercurius]

getting yelled at by god

[SoundWave]

Dun **** around!

[Mercurius]

U ate the forbidden apples...U FUCKING RETARDS

[The_Supervisor]

'twas mr.Snakey's fault, he set us up u___u

[Mercurius]

Mr..SNAKE...GO DIE NOW *mystic god power out of his finger*

[SoundWave]

white lightning!

[The_Supervisor]

splosion!

[Mercurius]

Snakey dies...

[SoundWave]

adam n' eve puts on clothes... and **** around in clothes

[Mercurius]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/SpasticHobo//1112235338804.jpg

[SoundWave]

two eve's..

[Mercurius]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/SpasticHobo//1112353900663.jpg

1 eve...

[SoundWave]

spooky eyes

[Mercurius]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/SpasticHobo//1112224223757.jpg


Better ??

[SoundWave]

to heart 2

[Mercurius]

?? ...to heart 2 ??

[SoundWave]

I think that's where the pic is from..

[Mercurius]

They all come from the same gallery...a big one

[SoundWave]

mkay.. but the hentai/ecchi anime/game whatever is called so I think..

[thousand sakuras]

hmm...is this discussion of yours really in the right forum? *peeks at "lovely/sexy girls FC"* mhm...

[Mercurius]

Dun U like it??

[Aelix]

i like it :D

[Mercurius]

U know U do...

[Aelix]

more more more!!!! :D :D :D :Domo :D :D :D

[Mercurius]

No..this is enough for today...plus if I post to much...CB wil get stressy

[Aelix]

mmmmm thats true. (that was you? >.> grrrrr) but you can post the url's without making CB laggy.

[Mercurius]

No...

[Aelix]

awwwww fine. What about the spoiler tags? do those things make less lag?

[elven]

boys will be boys ^^

[Aelix]

yaaaay nice sig, and welcome to da forums. Go make an introduction thread. He he i really like your sig

[Mercurius]

@El'v: What if I ain a boy??

[elven]

@aelix: its for a special someone ^^
@mercurius: well thats good for you then...

[SoundWave]

ehmm.. welcome new girl.. boy.. thing.. it.. ah well.. enjoy your stay~

[elven]

-.-# im a girl...anyways i gotta go to the restroom...

[SoundWave]

mhmm.. good 4 you~ :)

[thousand sakuras]

eh...welcome? *stares at sig* nice...

[Aelix]

watch out this place has bathroom spies. Im just teh Janitor, but watch out.

[thousand sakuras]

spies eh?

[Aelix]

yea, check the first post by The Supervisor.

its got all our jobs.

[elven]

*hands saku a letter saying...

dear saku-senpai,

i was wondering if you would like to uh...marry me...*

[SoundWave]

indeed..

[thousand sakuras]

*blushes*...i dont know what to say...
EDIT: hey she logged out...

[Aelix]

*hands saku a letter saying...
dear saku-senpai,
i was wondering if you would like to uh...marry me...*

*COUGH* marriage thread *COUGH* new beginings *COUGH COUGH*

oh man its this darn winter cough tahts goin around....

[SoundWave]

*blushes*...i dont know what to say...
EDIT: hey she logged out...
Prob cuz you were logged out just now..

[thousand sakuras]

hmm...my internet connection isnt good anymore...

[SoundWave]

*waits for saku's brain to explode*.. too much thinking isn't good..

[Aelix]

That sukx what net provider you got Saku?

[a sexy penguin]

Yo whats up everyone

whats up nos

[SoundWave]

nothing.. bedtime soon i guess.. u?

[thousand sakuras]

i got cable lol but were switching to verizon today so thats probably the reason...i guess the decision should be made tommorow...when shes on...

[Aelix]

BEDTIME SOON!??!?!? how old are you N0s, 3? its only 5:23 where i live.......

[a sexy penguin]

not much im pretty hungry

[hobbes24]

whoa
is there really 89 pages of this?
i just read first
thats crazy

[SoundWave]

BEDTIME SOON!??!?!? how old are you N0s, 3? its only 5:23 where i live.......
12:27 am here.. fool

[thousand sakuras]

i try not to seleep late...thats why i sleep at 11.

[hobbes24]

its 12:27 over where u live? 12:28
in U.S.? or other country?
its 5:29 over here P.M.

[SoundWave]

its 12:27 over where u live? 12:28
in U.S.? or other country?
its 5:29 over here P.M.
yes.. In Sweden..

[hobbes24]

Texas over here

[Aelix]

wow, thats a long way-away....


EDIT: Sweeden, not Texas. Im in texas....maybe. huh.

[SoundWave]

Yeap..

[thousand sakuras]

back from panda express!

[Aelix]

ok......hm Boobs apreciation FC aint got much attention lately...... i want boobies!

[ichi-ichi-tactic]

Wait your a guy -_-
****...

[hobbes24]

heh
i thought u were a girl too..

[ichi-ichi-tactic]

Man...now i'm pissed T.T

[Xkavanger]

Ahhh.. poor Aelix.. I thought he was a girl toO T.T

[thousand sakuras]

*revive* wow everything is dying lol

[elven]

h-hi s-saku-senpai...

[thousand sakuras]

hmm...oh hello elven-kun? how are you?

[elven]

im um...fine you?

[thousand sakuras]

im ok...kinda bored lol

[elven]

hehe...well...wait hold on your name is david?

[thousand sakuras]

yes as a matter of fact it is and your name is sylia. funny? i have a friend named sylia...

[elven]

thats kinda wierd...im gonna call and check with my friend if he has anything to do with this ^^

[thousand sakuras]

so it is you sylia! i cant believe it! so you actually joined! after junior high i thought we disconnected?

[elven]

i thought so too...so...about the proposal...

[thousand sakuras]

i accept ^^

[elven]

you...you accept? arigato gosaimas!

[The_Supervisor]

awww <3

[Mercurius]

*Blushes* That's so Cute "N romantic...

[The_Supervisor]

pun pun

[SoundWave]

ehmm.. congrats..

[Mercurius]

yeah...I guess so...CONGRATZ....And have a happy buttsecks !!

[eiChi]

*opens the door n peeps in*

a new cafe? oh great! give me one of the best drinks here! XD

[Mercurius]

YAY Customers :Domo

*here a Hippy...*

[eiChi]

*opens the door n peeps in*
a new cafe? oh great! give me one of the best drinks here! XD

[konberry]

whoa what was that ... eichi just said hi again... is there a time rip somewhere that needs repairing?

[The_Supervisor]

oh noes, it's over there in the bathroom! ;-; *throws chairs at time rip*

[Lucki]

*sits on bar*

[Mercurius]

*goes to sit next to imagination Xai*

[The_Supervisor]

beep.

[Mercurius]

boop.

[SoundWave]

omfg.. I saw a guy shoving his fingers up his ass in the showers today.. freaking gross I tell ya.. and the clutching sound.. gah..

[Mercurius]

Where?? At Judo??

[The_Supervisor]

MENTAL IMAGE!!! >.<!!!! gah ..

[SoundWave]

Where?? At Judo??
No.. after a training session at the gym..

ugh.. exactly what I wanted to see after a hard workout.. ****..

[thousand sakuras]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[Mercurius]

...But anyways..tha really is sick and groce...I preferred if U hadn't told me

[The_Supervisor]

topic change! NOW! >________>

EDIT: what merc said ..

[Mercurius]

*the weather is really nice*

[The_Supervisor]

it's night ..

[SoundWave]

no it isn't.. :/

it's brown

[Mercurius]

It's evening Suppy..that ain' night...

[SoundWave]

is 20.00 evening?

[The_Supervisor]

zomfg, shut up N0s! XD jeez

[Mercurius]

Yeah it is... :p

[The_Supervisor]

lalalalala~

[SoundWave]

so.. chocolatey fingers?

[Mercurius]

No thanks -_-...I prefer buttsecks XD

[The_Supervisor]

jeez .. -_______________-;

[Mercurius]

I feel lame XD

[SoundWave]

I feel the same..

[Mercurius]

No, U feel groce...that's something else XD

[The_Supervisor]

me not :3

[Mercurius]

Perhaps U should eat something??

[The_Supervisor]

chocolate things?

[SoundWave]

fingers?

[Mercurius]

...No, I'd leave that for a while :\

[The_Supervisor]

squishy squishy ..

[Mercurius]

Splart..splart.

[SoundWave]

I'm hungry.. :/

[Mercurius]

Go eat someting...!! Chocolate thingy perhaps?

[The_Supervisor]

how could u be hungry .. after .. >_<

[Mercurius]

TEH CHOCOLATE ATTACK >_<l

[The_Supervisor]

no ty

[Aelix]

TEH CHOCOLATE ATTACK >_<l
ok then, good for cookies

[Mercurius]

@Suppy: Me neither...I'm not hungry either...after that

[The_Supervisor]

let's not mention it anymore in any way .. must keep mental images away >___>

[Mercurius]

Let's just forget hhe vah mentioned it...
http://premium1.uploadit.org/SpasticHobo//1111771220273.jpg

[The_Supervisor]

no need for a piccy frenzy though >.>

[Mercurius]

Mkay...

http://premium1.uploadit.org/SpasticHobo//1111401749789.jpg

[The_Supervisor]

repetitive ..

[Mercurius]

Hmm??

What's repititive??

[The_Supervisor]

nvm >___>;

[Mercurius]

tell

[SoundWave]

how could u be hungry .. after .. >_<
I just had dinner.. :)

How about some butt-shaped ice-cream with choclate sauce, that's what I'm eating now..

[Mercurius]

-_- ...

[The_Supervisor]

ur licking it? x)

[Mercurius]

NO...thouching with his fingers I guess >_<

[The_Supervisor]

ahahahaha xD fingering his ice cream

[Mercurius]

TOUGH...the vagina and...uhm...NOT THAT... ARGWIJFIWFJIWJWICWN *dies* ...are kinda warm and soft..while Ice cream is Cold 'N soft...


It would be better if he was eating some Apple-pie...

[SoundWave]

I wonder if old ppls arses are warm.. or corpses..

[The_Supervisor]

WHAT THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk!!!!????? @_________@!!!

[Mercurius]

Nah..Corpses are cold...they're isn't any heat left in em...

[The_Supervisor]

sad choice of topics today ..

[SoundWave]

true.. I wonder what necrophiliacs(sp?) are thinking...

[Mercurius]

...I guess they think that rapin Corpses is easier...less struggle.. -_-

[The_Supervisor]

less cooperative too ..

[Mercurius]

...Well...ain sex with a dummie...the same??

[SoundWave]

like shagging ice-cream? but it doesn't melt?

[The_Supervisor]

yeah, something like that

[Mercurius]

Nah, Remember...ice is soft...'N a little wet...Coprses...are just...dead. If U're unlucky...they've also became ''sundriedtomatoes''...or in short.....dry

[SoundWave]

Like sandpaper on yer dick?..

[Mercurius]

Jeh...kinda like that..I dun think it's healthy for ya

[The_Supervisor]

that's why u take 'em when they're still fresh :)

[Mercurius]

But then Why dun just rape a live one in a fridge...gives the same effect

[SoundWave]

right in the morgue..

[Mercurius]

...those fridges are way too small

[SoundWave]

well you just gotta squeeze things in then..

[The_Supervisor]

just leave the door open

[Mercurius]

But in the morgue they're already dead...


BUt if U take a live one on in a fridge...won't that give the same..cold effect??

[SoundWave]

I agree..

[The_Supervisor]

If u put 'em in 12 hours before ..

[Mercurius]

And atleast...then U'll get some facial's...

[The_Supervisor]

>_______________>;

[SoundWave]

or fractions.. 0.o

[Mercurius]

Cause and prevalence
Virtually no research has been conducted regarding the prevalence of necrophilic attraction among humans. Klaf and Brown[3] (1958) commented that, although rarely described, necrophilic fantasies may occur more often than is generally supposed.

Rosman and Resnick[4] (1989) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to necrophilia (pp. 161):

The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss;
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual object who is incapable of rejecting him; and/or
(b) He is fearful of the dead, and transforms his fear of the dead—by means of reaction formation—into a desire for the dead.
He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'necrophiliacs,' 68% were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21% by a want for reunion with a lost partner; 15% by sexual attraction to corpses; 15% by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12% by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a corpse (pp. 159).

Minor modern researches conducted in England have shown that some necrophiles tend to choose a dead partner after failing to create romantic attachments with the living.

[The_Supervisor]

or a frozen popsicle

[thousand sakuras]

i have yet to understand the cause and relevance of your conversation so...ill join in.

[The_Supervisor]

oh, we're just casually discussing necrophilia :)

[SoundWave]

or teeth stuck on yer dick.. :O

[The_Supervisor]

piercing :3

[SoundWave]

tooth piercing...

[The_Supervisor]

chilly ..

[SoundWave]

to the bone..

[The_Supervisor]

..r

[SoundWave]

boner?.. :O

supy.. >.>;

[The_Supervisor]

N0ssy ..

[thousand sakuras]

mhm...

[Mercurius]

HAHA...I like the Boner thing :p


Just finished watching Poseidon

[Kesumi]

:O!!!!

*rolls around in thread*

[SoundWave]

*frolics*

[thousand sakuras]

rolling eh? *starts fire* dont forget to stop and duck! *runs out of thread*

[Poison Ivy]

hi ppl ohhhh fire!!! nice well hi how r all of you? im not new here but just found this thread. wondering if i could join in?

[Kesumi]

*rolls around in flames*

[thousand sakuras]

*lets moondoggie burn* bwahahaha!

[Kesumi]

*the devil appears in the flames*

Me: Da F***? why r u here?
Satan: cuz u rollin around in ma fire b****
Me: STFU *kicks satan in the nuts* *runs away*

Me 1, Satan 0

[thousand sakuras]

*roots for moondoggie8 woohoo!

[Kesumi]

lolz i should get a job here....AGAIN...somehow...>.>

*brings out the bunny suit*....>]

[ichi-ichi-tactic]

Wth, satan has nuts?

[Poison Ivy]

hello can i join? i can cook.

[konberry]

@trinitybloodlvr: sorry don't mind them, they've had too much bacardi in their cereal this morning... (j/k~!) anywhoo, I'm sure supervisor would assess you in the proper fashion when he comes on ^^ so just let loose for a while

@super: I want to be ... what's a bouncer? >> I would like to apply to be a bartender please!~~ ^^

[Cursive]

fsdklaflsdk;j?
I think so.

[Momo]

\o/ for vip members lawlawl~ xD DOOGIE~
*glomps*

[The_Supervisor]

momooooooooooooooo!! :glomp

@konny: okies ^.^

[Lenne]

yawn~

me working the nightshift today:)

[The_Supervisor]

heehee ^-^ *poke* .. *poke*

[Lenne]

*pokes supy back*

o.o

[The_Supervisor]

lalalalala~

>___>

<___<

[Lenne]

meeeoooowwww~

wat do u want for a drink supy?

[The_Supervisor]

hippy! :)

[Lenne]

*gives supy a hippy*

:D

[The_Supervisor]

weeee .. ty! *sips* <3

[Lenne]

oh noes, i gtg. talk to u later supy!!!

take care~ hope more ppl come soon:D

[The_Supervisor]

:( okies, bai bai! *huggy*

[Lenne]

/me glompkisses supy before she leaves

night!

[The_Supervisor]

^-^

/me pokekisses back before u leave x3

[Kriceº]

*pokes super*

[The_Supervisor]

meep! >.> *poke* *poke*

[SoundWave]

beep..

[Mercurius]

Vroemmm....

[The_Supervisor]

kapoewi

[Poison Ivy]

now that ur on maybe u'll answer me. can i join pweez. i can cook

[The_Supervisor]

cooky? mkay :3 welcome to the crew

[Poison Ivy]

thanx jeesh finally an answer *walks in and sits down*

[Kesumi]

*revive* ;0

[Lucki]

*enters sits on bar*

[The_Supervisor]

pyon!

[Lucki]

*sleeps on bar*

[The_Supervisor]

*dances* :3

[Lust]

>.>
<.<
no monkey dance?
*sigh*

[The_Supervisor]

mkay, if u want ..

<( ^-O )>

<( ^-O <)

(> ^-O )>

[Lucki]

*mumbles in sleep....rolls off bar..thump...rolls around on floor*