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Sonido
12-29-2006, 02:33 PM
throwing fireworks into police station
putting gel/liquid on someone else chair (not sure what liquid hehehe)
stealing someones kiss
etc.

any naughthy things that u did ? :D

Kriceº
12-29-2006, 02:41 PM
Pranking on girls :p:D

Sandal Hat
12-29-2006, 02:58 PM
I take home homeless guys and beat the living hell out of them.

Cheryl
12-29-2006, 05:59 PM
Um...joining the class in pouring water mixed with flour over our teacher's head on Teacher's Day. x__x All in good fun, of course...though the teacher might have felt otherwise at that time. XD

Elocin
12-29-2006, 10:08 PM
I threw eggs at people's houses before.

M_A
12-29-2006, 10:13 PM
Ran around naked in my friend's neighborhood...

MooL
12-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Crank calls.

Eh, I'm totally a goody goody. Ooh, although, for Christmas this year, I gave my mom this little tiny box. She thought it was something really expensive because it was heavy. Then she found about $1.50 in change. =)

lawl.

Pie <3
12-29-2006, 11:03 PM
Eh , I put superglue on several of my teachers chairs.
So when they sat down they had the chair glued to their ass , lol.

gentlemancole
12-29-2006, 11:06 PM
Ehhh, the extend of me naughtiness is syncronizing 5 minutes alarms on all the stereos in Wal-Mart to blast A.M. static.

Oh, and 4 counts of vehicular manslaughter. Those out of towners deserved it.

I take home homeless guys and beat the living hell out of them.

That reminds me, thanks for the shiner you A**HOLE!

Setsuna Ai
12-29-2006, 11:19 PM
uh...........stealing..........pencils from my teacher?


I feel so badass :biggrinki

M_A
12-30-2006, 01:23 AM
I rememebred something else- i pulled the fire alarm in my school, so everyone had to evacuate outside and stuff...too bad i got caught.

Abe
12-30-2006, 03:55 AM
I don't really do bad stuff, the worst I've done before is egg some houses and crank call people. I've probably done other stuff but that's all I can remember since I did them recently.

Lupin the Third
12-30-2006, 04:23 AM
I rememebred something else- i pulled the fire alarm in my school, so everyone had to evacuate outside and stuff...too bad i got caught.
i did that too but i never got caught...
i did graffiti in 2 of the boys restrooms including the P.E Locker rooms once in High School

SLVR
12-30-2006, 05:01 AM
Gave this punk a donut which my friend jack on.

M_A
12-30-2006, 05:03 AM
Yeah, i got suspended for that, it pretty much sucked.

Miss M
12-30-2006, 05:19 AM
hmm... I was eating crackers... and I put mayonnaise on it... =/
erm...grinded and mixed it and stuff...
it didn't tasted good... and so i saw my sister sitting in a chair watching the things outside...
>.<
I put all of the stuffs i mixed on her head... slowly so that she wouldn't notice...
but then I got caught by my dad..
and he put the remaining mixture in my head...
>.>
talk about karma... XP

Dynasty!
12-30-2006, 10:35 AM
One time me and a bunch of friends put a fire cracker in a mailbox .... Ummmm me and my friend took two laptops from our school my friend gave hers back but I kept mine..........................

Dark Fire
12-30-2006, 11:21 AM
whooh ok I am a Demon child compared to all of you.....

I have stolen numerous chairs from taco bell, McDonalds. I've taken street signs. my friends and I mess with this crazy homeless lady who was screaming at us for no reason. One time we were messing around in high skool and we pretended to jump my friend to see if cars along side the road would stop one car did the vice principals as soon as he slowed we all bolted. I have play foot ball on the roof of all of my old skool and I have taged up a few bathroom stalls.

Arkridge
01-01-2007, 01:07 AM
Lets see Ive:

Thrown Firewrok at this one kid
egged a school
Crank calls
beat the living hell out of 4 people (at once lol)
Stole this kids girlfriend
shoplifted
cussed out the sub teacher
punked on my math teacher
ranaway from school..lol really low security I guess

and..id have to think of some more.

relph
07-29-2007, 03:19 AM
me and my bff r now gf/gf and r having naughty sex games on msn

Ryuuiku
07-29-2007, 04:25 AM
put bleach in teachers coffee (she didnt die)

the next couple ones are together while the person was in the shower
put koolaid mix in the shower head
turn the water heater off (it turns all the water off) after the koolaid mix got in its hair.
then got 5 buckets of bleach and pour it all over the person
took street signs and my friend got a vote ballot for prez
and she put in red permanent marker all over the paper
NO!!!!!!!!

results after the shower inccident;
5 months of bright pink hair
and bright pink skin ^__^

Daifuku
07-29-2007, 05:06 AM
- Throw firecrackers to my neighbors
- Throw eggs
- Throw water to my neighbor house while they were inthe garden xD
- touch the bell and run.
:o

Zabimaru117
07-29-2007, 05:14 AM
broke into a house got caught by the cops though lmao

DJ StarScream
07-29-2007, 08:40 AM
Get a detention.

Chikiru
07-29-2007, 09:08 AM
ohh i have done lots o' naughty stuff i've done both kinds of naughty. but they're too naughty soo i'm just gonna say that i pranked called my math teacher and said she waz a super fat pig and i stole 40 bucks from her [well me and my friends did soo all i got was 10$ it waz me and 3 other friends]tee hee i'm a very naughty person [giggles like girl naruto]

ToT
07-29-2007, 09:35 AM
I threw a smoke grenade into my school toilets

Tobi
07-29-2007, 11:15 AM
Nothing, I'm a good boy =D

Just kidding, but only minor things like ring on the doorbell and run.

Vladimir
07-29-2007, 12:55 PM
hmn.. the naughtiest thing i ever did was shoot a fake bullet with a fake gun in indonesia at other people houses.. i was aiming at any direction at any houses on the opp side. then there's this particular house, the door was open, so when i shot, the resident suddenly look up. lucky he didnt blame me. hahah.. cus i pass the gun to my lil cousin.

iladys
07-29-2007, 01:21 PM
LMAO, IRA!

@SLVR: NASTY! XD

Naughtiest, eh?
- Egged my best friend
- Detentions
- Broken into a house
- Crashed a party XD
- Snuck around on a school trip overseas XD

Haseo
07-29-2007, 03:43 PM
@Mirage: You're such a goody goody.

As for me, killed 2 people.

Hannah
07-29-2007, 04:02 PM
what is the naughtiest things you did?
-well its a secret... if you wanna know ask mister "a" XD

Sokiri
07-29-2007, 04:17 PM
The naughtiest thing I ever did:

- egged some houses
- cranked called people
- graffitied in the school's girl bathroom.

Twinky
07-29-2007, 09:19 PM
clayed a house ( as in literally i covered the front of the house with pieces of wed clay lol it was hularious)

sweeter
07-29-2007, 09:33 PM
In high school, I dated one of my teachers in secret.

Other than that, I'm a goody-goody.

(:

aloy
07-30-2007, 02:07 AM
..threw rotten eggs at a police car....ahhh..the good old days!

shaberry
07-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Meh...nothing major for me. I just stole things on a regular basis when I was a kid.

Neko Kyo
07-30-2007, 09:01 PM
lol nothing real bad for me:
detentions
vandalism in several ways
theft

Silhouette
07-30-2007, 09:13 PM
@Esca: Only two people, huh? Psh.

- Stole stuff from some deli place.. even though the owner was friends with my mom and half-brother... for years. >.>

- Cut a few classes in high school. But everyone does that, so its not that big a deal. lawl

- When my mom used to ground me - no internet, games, etc - I'd use the school computers to play games and whatnot on.

- Slammed a locker into someone's head in high school. It wasn't that hard.

- One time, a teacher kicked me out of class and sent me to the main office. Instead of going there, I just left school.

Chikiru
07-30-2007, 09:14 PM
oh yeah one more thing i ruined this one girls life[ i don't wanna tell what i did to her] ihear shes all emo now[sigh~~~~~]

opusx
07-30-2007, 11:06 PM
broke into a few cars, stole doughnuts off of the truck when delivering to grocery store, rang peoples door bells at about 2 am and then launched bottle rockets at them when they opened it. thats the tip of the ice berg

Nowitzki
08-05-2007, 08:16 AM
I went with three other kids and poured motor oil all over this kid's driveway and lawn. Then, we sprinkled the entire lawn with salt, to kill all of the plants. We also poured a bunch of condiments all over the front door and doormat. Finally, we finished off the devilish deed by throwing a collective total of 60 eggs at the kids house..

Never got caught =]

I know i know.. I'm terrible.

realmasterx
08-05-2007, 08:28 AM
lol let me see wat have i done
1. put shaving cream on my bro hand and then tickel his nose *u know wat happend next*
2.put hot water on my bro pants when he is sleeping and then wake him up tell him he did pee on the bed *omg that was so dam funny*
3.hide my friend bookbag in high school
4.wet the school floor with the fire stinguicher *i know is mispell* but the thing had ink and i couldnt take it off the next day they checked everyones hand and they saw mine and i told them that was ink from one of my pens XD
5.brake a friend game unperpess
6.sell all my game so my bro dont boder me with can i play geez i told him 50 time no and he keep askin
7.brake a school light
8.try to have my way with a girl in a school class room alone *but dam a teacher had to come geez
9.kick a soccer ball at my friend face unperpess *geez he got mad and everyone start laughfin*
and last
10.cut class with my friend just to go play pool yeah!!!.
so now tell me who the evil one >=p

momo-taichou
08-05-2007, 08:56 AM
ehhh nothing really outta the ordinary....
-egging/tp-ing peoples houses
-skipped class
-detention
-put mustard and ketchup all over my friends face while she was sleeping
-put my cousins hand in water while she was sleeping to make her pee )it didnt work it wouldve been funny tho :p
-"accidently" shut off all the lights at embassy suits >_>
-"accidently" pulled the fire alarm O_O
@exmortis i went home instead of detention too :D
-probably the worst i did was i told my teacher i handed in my report and she said she never got it...and she didnt believe me and she called my mom and my teacher left the skool for 2 days cuz she was so upset. because i dened it >_<
i never did that report!! :D

kensei
08-05-2007, 09:14 AM
omg lol so goodie goodie compared to all of you XDD

dne a few probably, but the only one i could remember was break ina teacher's locked drawer using a friend's hairpin and took out the thing that she confiscated the day before (teacher was absent that day) and gave the person back the confiscated thing..

oh and I'm not sure this is naughty but on my last day of primary school i told my teacher i couldn't find my report card so she said she was gonna go back the next day after the graduation to redo it and give it. Turned out later that day a friend had it behind his report card (his name was before mine) and I left the country the next day.

=/

ShinjiHirako
08-05-2007, 12:04 PM
Here's mine:

-Destroyed some Stop signs.
-Threw giant stones at a highway.
-Played pranks on random people
-Pose like a maniac in a road.
-Destroyed random cars in an alleyway.

that's all(i think).

ToT
08-06-2007, 10:18 AM
I blew up a condom, then tied it on a teacher with a string, she walked around the whole school and realized it about 15 minutes later.

atemikage
08-06-2007, 06:10 PM
pissing off tele to the point they dont call anymore
shooting a bunny by accident and drawing my teacher bieng blown up by a tank and getting caught


o throwing a kid overa desk over a piece of tootsie roll i dont even lik tootsie rolls
knocking a guys teeth out and breaking a kids collarbone

5th of April
08-06-2007, 06:37 PM
Naughtiest?

Ganged up on a teacher. Not by brute force. but by sheer parental influence and string pullings. Had that person kicked out of school with an ego badly beat.

Probably destroyed that person's life.

Now where is justice?

Tsk...tsk...

Jeggo
08-07-2007, 07:46 PM
I made fun of people in elevators.
These are some of the things i ve used.

1)Wherever someone entered i looked at him shocked and yelled " He/She if one of Them!!!! " and tried to run away.
2)I made an announcement with a very formal voice whenever and old man entered the elevator " Greetings Mr + characteristic ( mr bald ). Im hounored to meet you. You can call me The Admiral. " ( the admiral was my fav .. i actually used darth vader , jedi , and name's of famous people )
3)I drew a circle near me , with a pencil i had ( dont try this. they might get mad ), proclaiming that this was my area , and that tresspassers would be executed.

Actually i was very fond of looking surprised people's faces, and i did many similar things. Too bored to name them all though :D

opusx
08-07-2007, 09:24 PM
In boarding school I unlocked mine and my room mates door after ge fell asleep and gave the signal to some kids that had it planned to give him a blanket party. I remember getting back in my bottom bunk that was surrounded with blankets so you couldn't see inside, and I heard them come in and start hitting him. he woke up and started crying. When I heard him crying I almost burst out laughing, but I had to play ignorant. I still feel guilty about that.

I did give him a couple hits of acid the week after though to make up for it.

Neko Xab
08-10-2007, 01:03 AM
When I was five, there was a large satellite dish in the backyard, so I would sometimes jump onto it. After playing with it for a while, my brother joined me, and we eventually knocked the thing down. We were then running on the dish and using it it roll all around the yard like it was some kind of carnival ride. It turns out, that satellite was what my cousin's used to get satellite TV, and we had destroyed it.

Dual Destiny
08-13-2007, 04:31 PM
8.try to have my way with a girl in a school class room alone *but dam a teacher had to come geez

I`ve done that one also plus me and one of my friends ( who is a girl) were struggling over a pen and I made her let go of it by touching her " down there"
I didnt know if she was gonna beat my ass or smile and ask for more lol :Domo

Xlayer
08-13-2007, 04:35 PM
damn! so... what is it that she did again? lol just kidding, i dont remember the naughty things i do, yet recently i told my little bro that if he sprayed axe anywhere in his body he would grew hair there, i didnt knew he would actually spray it on his balls lol

Neko Kyo
08-13-2007, 04:40 PM
I got extremely drunk the other day . . . Parents didn't even find out =D

Zangetsu#8
08-16-2007, 10:09 PM
While I was in kindegarten I stabbed one of my fellow kindegarteners in the head with a pincel because he bullied me everyday.

Shadow_Strider
08-17-2007, 02:52 AM
Uhh... I never did anything to hurt or ruin anyones life, since that is just f'ed up. Anyway hmm, I can only think of a few off hand that are worthy of telling:

1) probably not allowed to post so lets just say, it involved me, and my fiance, doing you know, in random locations. (It was naughty, but oh so nice.)

2) I played foot ball in 9th grade, and the girls and guys locker rooms were next door to each other and so were the outside entrances, and the cheer leaders just so happen to have practice the same time as foot ball practice. So anyway one day after practice me and some friends got a few condoms and filled them with a mixture of soap and water, so that they looked used, and while the cheer leaders were getting changed we cracked the door open and threw them in their locker room. lol, never seen so many screaming girls run out of a locker room. Me and my friends were friends with most of the cheer leaders though, so they tried to get us back but we had inside information and stayed one step ahead lol.

3) Involved same locker rooms, but in the locker rooms there was a locked door that conected the guys room to the girls. Well classes before us made a peep whole that was easy to hide. So yea... It was funney though because even the girls knew about it but no one told any teachers. lol.

4) I don't think in my case this is naughty, but my grandma just so happend to be the head of the attendence at my highschool as well as the secretary for the principle, and she pretty much ran the school since she's worked there longer than anyone and made the scheduals and stuff. Anyway since I never abused the privalag, everyonce in a while I'd get some early dismisal forms and we would skip the second half of school.

5) For a Senior prank, me and some friends put together a parade in the halls of my high school. Between me and my friends we had a lot of conections with all kinds of different groups of people. So we got some of the Seniors from the school band, some of the artsy drama people, most of the Senior cheer leaders, and most of the Senior class. Anyway, we got the artsy people to make baners and signs and such, we got the cheer leaders to wear their uniforms, and the band to dress in their marching band atire with their insruments. All of us other seniors that were not in band or cheer leading, got body paint and painted our faces with our school colors. Since me and my friends planned this we had a bunch of the seniors (pretty much the ones that wanted to help but not be in the parade) go to class so it would be less suspitious, and all of us in the parade were back in the Performances dressing room (dressing rooms for musicals, plays, concerts, ect.). We did this for the last day of school for Seniors, and during the last class period, we also only had 20 minutes (5 min. between periods, and 15 min. of class, before teachers started to get suspicious) to get to the dressing roomes and get ready. Me and my friends had been planning and putting together this Senior prank since the 2nd quarter, and it was a major success. Like we suspected about 15 minutes into the final class, the teachers started to get suspicious of all the missing students (I know this since most of the seniors in the class rooms were in on it and they told us afterwords), so at 17 min. into the class period we started they parade down the halls of the school. lol it was awsome we had the marching bad playing their music, the cheer leaders in the front and back of the parade cheering, and everone else with face paint and banners making an uproar. The funney thing is, that we didn't even get in any trouble, because all of the teachers were so shocked that we were able to put this together without any of them finding out about it. The pinciple even called us all down to the gym, through the school intercom, when we were done and getting cleand up in the dressing rooms. Some of the seniors were freaking out, but me and my friends that put it together, decided long before we did the parade that if we were to get in trouble, we would take full responsibility. So we all headed to the gym together since we were all in the dressing rooms when we were called down, and when we went into the gym the priciple was in the back, and the rafters were filled with under classmen, and the seniors that were in the class rooms. So we all got into the gym, and the students were all talking and asking questions since none of them knew what was going to happen. But the principle ended up praising us for our school spirit, and told me and my friends that put it together, that we should write a book on senior prank planning, because it was the best put to gether prank he's ever seen. Then all of us involved got a round of applause. I know... I was surprised too... But I speak the truth.

That was without a dout my most memorible highschool moment. lol

So yeah those are the best naughty things and pranks I was involved in.

Xlayer
08-17-2007, 03:34 PM
A friend of mine and i created a list of 50 anoying things no one should do on public, and guess what, we did them all on a same day, we even entered a burgerking with him pretending to be my pet (he had a gorila mask on btw) and i was like 1 hour trying to get a banana burger, the lady finally took a banana and smashed it into a burger and gave it to me, i still have that list, and another one of places im not allowed into...

-=Yanayo=-
08-17-2007, 07:02 PM
if you know me well you'll know what im on about
local park,
11pm
spring time
neighbours sat opposite (didn't realise til after the incident)

secound naughtiest thing would be erm at school
chased my brother around with a saw :|
and i slapped a teacher =]

hamano_amon
08-18-2007, 12:03 AM
when i was 14 i broken into the bathroom where my cousin brother was bathing who's 3 year older than me,and got a profile of his nudity,i remenber he said"WTF...!"and the next min i already fled from the scene screaming"im sorry i thought it's my turn!"...

Sliferhaven
08-20-2007, 02:56 AM
I'm such a badass, one time I talked in class...:Domo

zhill969
08-21-2007, 11:04 PM
@Mirage: You're such a goody goody.

As for me, killed 2 people.
yeah right :whatevah:

zhill969
08-21-2007, 11:04 PM
@Mirage: You're such a goody goody.
As for me, killed 2 people.
yeah right :whatevah:

Alex26
08-22-2007, 04:06 AM
Throw mangos to a old woman's house. It was a bet, i started throwing the mangos, the hag opened the door, i didnt saw her and i KO'ed her with one of the mangos i threw. I won the bet and a bit more than i bargained for.

The worst beating i've ever had on my life *shivers*

Lord Raffles
08-22-2007, 04:24 AM
When I was a young boy I used to steal my next door neighbour's underwear... and wear it in bed!

Nubaa
08-22-2007, 04:56 AM
One time when I was a kid I pissed in a cup and convinced this other kid to drink it (I told him it was applejuice or something).

I've done other 'naughty' shit more recently, but I don't think any of it qualifies as out of the ordinary. Like, I didn't molest any kids or murder homeless people or anything.

foxygramps
08-27-2007, 03:11 AM
when i was in 4th grade, some kid took the computer i was on, and i broke his thumb. I just grabbed it in my hand and bent it back as hard as i could, then SNAP. I still ****in hate that kid

Sakura_Drops
08-27-2007, 07:49 PM
I 'kicked' my friend in the balls. He claims I did it on purpose but I still deny it 110%

hamano_amon
08-28-2007, 12:30 PM
when i was in 4th grade, some kid took the computer i was on, and i broke his thumb. I just grabbed it in my hand and bent it back as hard as i could, then SNAP. I still ****in hate that kid
excuse me,did u pay for that afterwards?took on all the medical costs for him?thrown out of ur school or somehing?im just that kind of ask-details-to-an-unreasoonable-level...:redbiggri

koreasamurai
08-29-2007, 05:04 PM
me and my bff r now gf/gf and r having naughty sex games on msn

compared to all the other ones i like this one the best :biggrinki
and the only bad thing i've really done is shoplift (and that was with candy and an armband) but thats bout it

Yellow
09-23-2007, 06:36 AM
Like we wer playing Counter strike and my team told me to get the bomb defusal kit and i dident and we lost so i started to cry T_T

Greiga
09-30-2007, 06:12 PM
Like we wer playing Counter strike and my team told me to get the bomb defusal kit and i dident and we lost so i started to cry T_T
Hooray! You get an award for crying over a video game!

Anywho..Recently, I made out with a senior girl on a bus on band trip. (School band)

Miyagi Rikku
10-01-2007, 06:56 AM
Ran around naked in my friend's neighborhood...


damn I would liek to see that XD

;)

Cassie
10-01-2007, 07:00 AM
Dance around naked and caught it on my webcam and sent it to some girl i liked....

o wait, that never happened oO

My friends and I used to spend our lunch money at the arcade, but our parents knew about it :(

silverwolf801
10-01-2007, 10:37 AM
welllll this girl I knew and still know used to um well discover each other when we were kids. we were curious little tikes me and her.

-=Yanayo=-
10-01-2007, 10:48 AM
me + my ex + LOCAL park = sex :O
nearly happened again twice XD

Lex
10-01-2007, 11:15 AM
When a new mall opened in my area a few years back we pranked the new shop owners. My favorite was the Pet deli...we walked in and asked if they serve cat. The look on those people's faces were forever engraved on my mind *Trying not to giggle too much in pc lab*

lorraineChan
10-01-2007, 12:24 PM
Uhm..well...earlier,during our last period in the afternoon.....All the teachers were called for an emergency meeting,so the teacher gave us a seatwork and assigned our class mayor to report any act of cheating in pur class..then after I answered all of the given problems,I started sharing my answers to my classmates.. ^^

Yellow
10-02-2007, 04:42 AM
Cheating on test >_< your bad kid lol
I always get answers on test so i just sell them or email them around.... :D

lorraineChan
10-02-2007, 09:20 AM
is sharing bad???? I just shred it..^^

Edgey
10-06-2007, 03:56 PM
I have actually stolen something from somebody :o

My body just took control of me and I stole it, I can't remember what exactly since it was a while ago but it was something electronic,it wasn't a phone though :(

Dope Hat
10-06-2007, 08:42 PM
hmmmm~~~ I already did alot of stupid things...
....but I thinkt he worst one, because it happened in the family, was to cut off three fingers from my bro's right hand. :/

Trouse
10-09-2007, 05:45 PM
How'd you manage to do that? o.o''

Anyway, I slit my neighbours throat. He asked for it.







jk jk, I actually have no clue... Trouse is good boy. xD

Dope Hat
10-10-2007, 12:32 PM
How'd you manage to do that? o.o''

Kicked him threw a glass door.
And the glass broke and cut off three of his fingers.

Anyway, I slit my neighbours throat. He asked for it.
jk jk, I actually have no clue... Trouse is good boy. xD

xD!

♥ Ayalicious ♥
10-10-2007, 01:00 PM
I stepped into NSFW 4chan. 8D

RiannaSan
12-07-2007, 04:19 PM
Oh my.... the fun I've had at Walmart.

Vladimir
12-07-2007, 04:21 PM
when I was a kid, I suck up milo with a vacuum cleaner and it went smelly and could not be used any longer.. my mum went asking who did it and TT^TT i didn't tell her of course..

Sushi
12-08-2007, 02:02 PM
I stole from the dollar store once

BrolyLOL
12-12-2007, 01:13 AM
I styled on multiple jews and women last year with my BOSS~LIKE Borat accent.

Graffik
12-12-2007, 01:55 AM
I recently subdued an anti-semetic guy named brolyLOL

jks, Worst thing I've done was rsm my car into a lightpost, and left it there on the floor cuz I was to broke to pay fines

iLink
12-12-2007, 02:57 AM
Fludded the school's toilets >.<

I felt sorry for the janitor later :(

CallouS
12-12-2007, 02:57 PM
I almost had sex with my friends girlfriend.

Kay™
12-12-2007, 03:00 PM
hmm....become a peeping tom lulz

_Ink
12-12-2007, 03:25 PM
i ONCE asked a girl I didn't know well enough to stroke my penis.
She did it.
I came.

killer prodig
02-02-2008, 02:26 AM
i live in Bronx, ny so lets see i have shoplifted a lot, me and my friend jumped some kid in another gang, cured at my teacher i go to a big school so i finger my girl in the stair case, stole a lot of useless junk and a lot more i cant remember all:whatevah:

Night Prowler
02-06-2008, 09:10 PM
Sex outdoors.

SoulTyger
02-06-2008, 09:32 PM
Uh...........peeping once in girls locker rooms..........:winking56

Musashidensu
02-07-2008, 03:45 AM
Had sex with one of my ex's in her parents bedroom....dunno if thats even naughty...^^;;

Hmm...I spit on the drink of a friend of mine once because he was being a douche bag. I laughed my ass off watching him drink it. lol

TuRm0iL
02-08-2008, 12:27 AM
Hmmmm... I once got drunk, and i mean wasted, underage at a work social XD

Graffik
02-09-2008, 12:20 AM
^LMAO, how many naughty things involving sex.... tsk tsk

I scared the shit outta my friend by driving at 100 km/h straight at him, I honked of course :toocool:

Dual Destiny
02-10-2008, 04:44 AM
I got a handjob at school during class. That was fun

Musashidensu
02-10-2008, 04:52 AM
I got a handjob at school during class. That was fun

masturbating during class doesn't count as a handjob.

Pipp-ORK
02-10-2008, 04:52 AM
I WRINKLED MY FROCK and it was awful.

:cm:

Renji's Girl
02-10-2008, 04:58 AM
I showed my boobs to my friends who are boys.:kitty: teehee!

Pipp-ORK
02-10-2008, 04:59 AM
I showed my boys to my friends who are boobs.

Seriously.

Musashidensu
02-10-2008, 05:01 AM
I showed my boobs to my friends who are boys.:kitty: teehee!

This is why I'm losing hope in society....a 15 year old girl flashing her boobs...

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9524/facepalmsin7.jpg

konakona
02-10-2008, 05:05 AM
Raped a kitten with a frying pan up the ass just after I just made some bacon with it, in broad daylight in the middle of Sears, screaming out in pure extacy.

KholdStare
02-10-2008, 12:31 PM
My wrestling team was visiting another high school for an event that was supposed to take place in an hour and me and my 2 best friends were changing into our wrestling "uniforms" (singlets) and 4 kids from the other team just came and started trash talking. The situation escalated and we ended up beating the sh*t out of the 4 guys. All of us got into trouble. Since I was captain, I lost my title. But their entire team was disqualified for the event :).

Pierrot
02-11-2008, 01:28 AM
This is why I'm losing hope in society....a 15 year old girl flashing her boobs...

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9524/facepalmsin7.jpg

This and a tremendous salute to Marine and Pipp.

espada302
02-11-2008, 06:43 AM
stole money from a church, pulled the school fire alarm, can,t really think of any more.

[censored]
02-11-2008, 07:26 AM
Lol at the thread maker's grammar.

I peed in my sister's shampoo bottle.

What an adrenaline rush.

Musashidensu
02-11-2008, 05:52 PM
I peed in my sister's shampoo bottle.

peed...yeah...right...stop being such a wuss and tell us what you really did to the shampoo bottle for the lulz.

Neko Bam
02-11-2008, 06:21 PM
Ehrm......never did something really naughty, just the regular stuff
>.> You know, stealing from teh cookie jar, staying up too late etc.

Bankai_Zangetsu
02-11-2008, 06:42 PM
sprayed fart spray all over the school library and got suspended after i got ratted out but some kid that looked like steve urcle.

Dradam
02-11-2008, 07:25 PM
Worse i ever done, knocked a kid out in class, he was really annoying... The head came took me away... :( he was really pissed at me, 6ft 7 ex-marine, built like a rock... hard to get outta trouble... so i did the only thing i could...

I asked for a hug...

It worked.

:D

ichigo81195
02-18-2008, 11:02 PM
the worst thing i did was lay on a cement floor with my shirt and bra off and let this dude look at my boobs. it actually wasn't that bad he got a rilly bad boner it was hilarious!!! :D

Pipp-ORK
02-19-2008, 01:33 AM
It sounds absolutely wonderful. My only wish is to someday give birth to a person just like you.

My firstborn child shall be named Ichigo81195. This is my pledge.

:babies:

I'm so bad, I launched my friend right at the sun the other day. It's the only effective way to get rid of a person without ending up on an episode of CSI.

TuRm0iL
02-19-2008, 01:40 AM
It sounds absolutely wonderful. My only wish is to someday give birth to a person just like you.
My firstborn child shall be named Ichigo81195. This is my pledge.
:babies:
I'm so bad, I launched my friend right at the sun the other day. It's the only effective way to get rid of a person without ending up on an episode of CSI.

they can actually follow the particle trail left from him on the way to the sun, and track it back to you. They will be at your door in about 3 days.

I once destroyed a civilization of ants in a stump, using gasoline and fire.

Pipp-ORK
02-19-2008, 01:43 AM
they can actually follow the particle trail left from him on the way to the sun, and track it back to you. They will be at your door in about 3 days.

OH SHIT, I'm as good as dead, then. Maybe if I flash 'em, they'll let me off with a slap on the hands? D:

:cm:

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I dunked my cousin's toothbrush in the toilet, once, after using it on the dog.

That was pretty naughty, I'd say.

SLVR
02-19-2008, 02:18 AM
I put a hustler mag in my friends magazine collection. His mother found it first ;D

ichigo81195
02-19-2008, 10:11 AM
It sounds absolutely wonderful. My only wish is to someday give birth to a person just like you.
My firstborn child shall be named Ichigo81195. This is my pledge.
:babies:
I'm so bad, I launched my friend right at the sun the other day. It's the only effective way to get rid of a person without ending up on an episode of CSI.

that's wonderful thanx i think :eek13:

MetalSpawn
02-19-2008, 11:23 AM
Set a strangers house on fire with fire crackers (don't know what was set alight but we ran like hell)

ms_abarai
02-20-2008, 08:47 AM
hmm is this purely rated pg stuff? or R we talking R?

MetalSpawn
02-20-2008, 12:24 PM
hmm is this purely rated pg stuff? or R we talking R?

You can divulge what ever you are willing to

Kenji
02-20-2008, 08:01 PM
Hm, Honestly lied to a friend about something I did not to long ago, not going into the rated r stuff >.>

iladys
02-21-2008, 08:25 AM
^ I dont suppose that counts as much but hey, nobody can force you want to divulge.

Probably mine would be after a night out when I dumped my stuff at a friend's hotel room and went back with him to get my stuff so I could walk home, and ended up making out for like an hour XD My roommate was still up when I came home :rolleye09

MetalSpawn
02-22-2008, 06:46 PM
Throwing fire crackers into cars as we drive past them(dont light them if it is a women driver just throw it in unlit)

Kalashnikov
02-22-2008, 07:06 PM
Once, me and a couple of guys sealed off the steps that leads to a train station and recorded the people when they walked up and saw that the way was closed xD

Some poeple jumped over the tape, some people just turned back and went home =p

We just sat there laughing our asses off.

Greggle
02-23-2008, 09:21 PM
Outside of the standard misbehaving in school, such as flipping a table while we were painting in preschool, this is my favorite misdoing:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/EvilSlimeMonster/l_033f1055d1f66813e7feea70e52a7e04.jpg

Tsunayoshi
02-23-2008, 10:03 PM
I never did anything naught

Well maby I did, but they are small things like calling people names.

MetalSpawn
02-24-2008, 10:09 AM
@Greggle that is piss funny.Whos car was it?

shaberry
02-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Was underneath my parents bed while they were going at it when I was a kid. Hmmm...actually I think that's more under the most disgusting thing I've ever done. *cringes* I wonder how I ever thought that was funny when I was a child. *begins to ponder about self*

SoundWave
02-25-2008, 10:16 PM
Throwing fire crackers into cars as we drive past them(dont light them if it is a women driver just throw it in unlit)
I've done that aswell.. Then one guy got pissed, 'cus he was on the phone and almost shat his pants when the firecracker slid under his car.. And ended up chasing me and some mates with his car, so I did some illegal stuff to shake him off.. >.>

Edgey
02-25-2008, 10:19 PM
I bet half the stuff in here is lies XD

I once stole a game from a store, probably the worst thing I have done...

TuRm0iL
02-25-2008, 10:22 PM
What game?? If it was a RLLY RLLY good one than its ok

Edgey
02-25-2008, 10:35 PM
^ lol

It was Mario Kart: Double Dash

Slaughteress
02-25-2008, 10:44 PM
... i got caught by my parents with my cute neighbor... The rest is self explanitory...

Greggle
02-26-2008, 12:41 AM
@Greggle that is piss funny.Whos car was it?

A friend who said I wouldnt do it :P

Kenji
02-26-2008, 03:49 AM
Greggle wins for providing proof xD.

Thought up of something worse that I've done, curse behind my mom's back (at her) but she came back and asked what I said.

I almost shat my pants.

ichigo81195
02-27-2008, 08:34 PM
i just thought of something else. today i grabbed this one dudes dick in the middle of class it was rilly funny cause i didn't get caught either. yeah who's awesome? i know i am.

Pipp-ORK
02-27-2008, 09:46 PM
Thought up of something worse that I've done, curse behind my mom's back (at her) but she came back and asked what I said.

HAHA, I can't tell if you're kidding or not, but my grandma does that A LOT, and it scares the shit out of me every time. I never expect her to hear me, but she usually does, and I end up in some stupid rhyming game.

Swearing at her UNLEASHES THE BEAST.

i just thought of something else. today i grabbed this one dudes dick in the middle of class it was rilly funny cause i didn't get caught either. yeah who's awesome? i know i am.

:cm:

Edgey
02-27-2008, 09:47 PM
i just thought of something else. today i grabbed this one dudes dick in the middle of class it was rilly funny cause i didn't get caught either. yeah who's awesome? i know i am.
Dude, you got issues...

itto
02-28-2008, 01:55 AM
i just thought of something else. today i grabbed this one dudes dick in the middle of class it was rilly funny cause i didn't get caught either. yeah who's awesome? i know i am.
woww, talk about issues!

The naughtiest thing i ever did, i dont remember...
but a few days ago i saw this kid and his dad make a snowmanm so ne and my friends stole the snowman, broke it and spilled sauce around their front yard...
awsomeness!

DespoticWalnut
02-28-2008, 03:50 AM
Uhhh. once i cut school halfway through and went to my girlfriends house...lost my virginity. what a great day. i also got a blowjob from one of my friends while i was still with the afforementioned girlfriend...twice. she didnt care actually.

although she was more ****** up than me. she had sex with someone else i knew on multiple occassions...that other person happened to be an insane GIRL. i found out about that after we broke up. needless to say we no longer talk. thank god she graduated.

KenpachiDiego
02-29-2008, 08:46 AM
:kamina: i was video taped tkain stuff off getting ready for bed a 2 in the after noon in august so naturally the windows were open. Well i wouldnt have been so irritated about it if i hadnt have just gotten out of the pool, so i didnt exactly do myself proud if u get my drift. When i heard the rumors and saw the video i got my video camera and taped the girl that had done it to me. She was a better watch if you catch my drift.
Now to get arrested! I did a drive- by on some police with frozen paintballs, one of 'em ended up getting a trachiotomy... the other didnt get anything but some deep bruises. :headbang: but all in all i'd call it a succesful mission. And i've done it on my girl friends parents bed... with her older sister!!!:redbiggri

Dokuro
02-29-2008, 09:13 AM
One Day, Me and My Friends put a firework under the car but we put it by mistake.

We Wee very afraid but the car didnt explode.... If Its explode, We will be kill by the owner of the car.

Lusania
02-29-2008, 11:13 AM
I played strip poker on webcam with 5 friends. 2 girls 3 boys =p
Tsk tsk tsk!

MetalSpawn
02-29-2008, 05:09 PM
I played strip poker on webcam with 5 friends. 2 girls 3 boys =p
Tsk tsk tsk!

That is not really that naughty it is just fun(that is if the guys are winning)

rarediction
03-01-2008, 05:59 AM
The naughtiest thing I've ever done was put good size rocks in the middle of the street, and watched as cars ran them over. It was halarious, people were screeching their brakes in shock! I told a friend about it, and it turns out that he saw the whole thing go down. He was surprised that it was me!

Xcalibur
03-19-2008, 08:43 PM
well aside from being a anime freak i also had a nasty habit of making explosives and weapons so one day to get back at my dad i found some pipe, some tubing, gasoline, propleant, and spare parts to make a flamethrower and well to be blunt i torched his car ^_^

bludd
03-19-2008, 08:48 PM
I took some eggs and threw them at a cab car and ran
i also caught a cab home and didn't pay a.k.a I ran like hell
I cheated on meh girl, but after she cheated on me.

Dexd
03-19-2008, 09:48 PM
Dude the worst thing that had ever happend to me, was when i almost got a teacher to kiss me, which wasn't very cool, it all started with one hello, and let me tell you, i was so close to, but then the religion thing kicked in, and i backed away, but yeah, me and that teacher, never spoke again, even though i have her for Life Skills, but yeah dude, that's prolly the lowest i've ever sunk.

Manchester Black
03-20-2008, 11:34 AM
Egged houses, TPed houses, knocked over mailboxes, and stolen street signs are a few of the basic things I did in my younger days. The craziest thing ever though was deciding at 12 noon that my friend and I were going to drive to Ohio (five hour drive from where I live) to hang out with these girls for a night. We actually did it too.

IceQueen99
03-21-2008, 08:44 AM
I bought a pail of water to spill down the annoying cats while they're fighting. Then, the first time I show my bare chest (with bra) on front of my friends. Then I sneaked out and drove my mom's car (without my license...I drive well anyway) to clubbing.

Hime-chan
03-24-2008, 12:01 AM
um lets see ,when i was 12 i stole starburst? the guilt was killing me, so i gave it back,i don't really do bad things,i'll feel so awful if i do :(

iron man
03-26-2008, 10:02 PM
i would have to me and my ex playing with each other in public

kakudo
03-26-2008, 11:36 PM
When I was 7 I made out wit sum random 6th grader in the back of the school 4 kicks.
He thought we were going 2 start going out and stuff but I told him the truth a week later.

iron man
03-28-2008, 06:47 PM
well if words count my talk with kakudo a little while ago

Resslerd
03-28-2008, 09:52 PM
Nothing comes to mind. Me and my friends goofing around in kmart and stuff getting kicked out of the movies for sneaking in and throwing shit...basic stuff :lol

kakudo
03-28-2008, 10:11 PM
well if words count my talk with kakudo a little while ago
dat was very naughty!

themicahman
03-28-2008, 10:19 PM
it was either the ,around 50 cd's i stole from walmart once...or...when i screwed my girlfriend a while back.:Domo

kirya
03-29-2008, 09:27 PM
i egged a house with friends when i was 12-13 once :x

bludd
04-03-2008, 04:09 AM
I ran out on a cab he was a poor old man.

Chi
04-07-2008, 05:24 PM
I had sex in my catholic school's church.

Night Prowler
04-07-2008, 06:37 PM
Ive gotten oral on a war memorial and had to run off cause an old couple came around the corner and saw us.

Either that or when i broke someones arm with a cricket bat, he was nicking it so what else was i meant to do?

young_saiyan
04-07-2008, 07:44 PM
Naughtiest thing I did? My brother says it's when I slapped him. Repeatedly. *slaps him again*

Talked back to a teacher in primary school. Got really pissed at her since she kept listening to the boys who kept making me sound like a bully. Not my fault I beat up the oldest of them. Good times.:whatevah:
Got in detention for it too. Although I must say, two years later she tells me that she was impressed with my comebacks. Believe it or not I had no comments. *gasps*

I feel funny. :biggrinki

Alagdam
04-07-2008, 08:18 PM
I've egged and tp'd a house once but other than that I have not really done anything naughty.

ichigo81195
04-20-2008, 03:22 PM
i just thought of something else i did last year with one of my friends. we got rilly drunk and set our principals lawn on fire. it was sooo freakin hilarious we never got caught either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Saikou
04-25-2008, 08:23 AM
I've done quite a few things when I was younger...

I blew up a 2 foot chunk out of the curb with a home made bomb on fourth of july one year. (wanna know more feel free to PM me, I like telling my stories ^^)

I stole a gamecube from Fred Meyer's with 3 games for it. 13 little red boxes of jewelery. 4 PS games and 5 PS2 games. A Xbox game. And 6 CDs

Sold a car that wasn't mine. (RX-7 for 600$ ^^)

Got drunk in a cemetary..

Got a 15 yr old girl drunk in a cemetary and kinda hooked on drinking >.>

WAY more things than I can list right now...

~Dj~

Kurita77
04-25-2008, 03:51 PM
drive around and steal things out of peoples yards yay crime

KELSØv3.0
04-29-2008, 02:15 AM
Ran through my boyfriend's yard nekkid while chasing his dad's chickens. > >;

E-Zibit
04-29-2008, 02:34 AM
On halloween me and my 3 buds "staged" us killing one of us (we pretended to kill a guy with our airsoft guns, we did this on a sidewalk near a busy street).
One car actually screeched to a stop, drove onto the sidewalk, honked then drove as fast as he could away.

Reyin
04-29-2008, 06:03 PM
I've never really done anything too horrible. Probably the worst thing I've done was my junior year in high school I brought a bottle of Gin with me to Florida for scholastic nationals for crew. Thats right rowing =x. Lets just say someone wasn't happy he wasn't invited to the hotel room and decided he was going to let like 4-5 parents know about it. I got suspended for 3 days but haha didn't get kicked off the crew team. Our coach did force us to forfeit our race the next day though =/ OOO and the worst thing about all of this is I had to go to some substance abuse classes with my parents, they were like 5 hours long and were quite possibly the most boring educational venture I've ever been to.

Oh and just so you know drinking underage is bad! (there I guess I've covered myself)

ishi-chan
04-30-2008, 01:59 PM
I'm normally well behaved, but when I was younger I kicked a girl in the stomach and groin.

That's pretty much it..

Now that I think about it, I think I whacked a kid with a plastic baseball bat when I was about 4 or 5...

VIDTID
04-30-2008, 02:04 PM
Stepped on a chicken........

rapidark
05-11-2008, 09:43 PM
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i laughed my ass of at that ;P

put bleach in teachers coffee (she didnt die)

the next couple ones are together while the person was in the shower
put koolaid mix in the shower head
turn the water heater off (it turns all the water off) after the koolaid mix got in its hair.
then got 5 buckets of bleach and pour it all over the person
took street signs and my friend got a vote ballot for prez
and she put in red permanent marker all over the paper
NO!!!!!!!!

results after the shower inccident;
5 months of bright pink hair
and bright pink skin ^__^

Helikaon
05-11-2008, 10:16 PM
Me and my friend killed a possum, set it on fire and then put the charred remains in my schools letter box, with a big envelope around it. I still laugh when I think of what the principle would have thought when she opened it..

Possums are a pest btw >.>

Shikaku
05-11-2008, 10:34 PM
Exploded a can of soda right under a police car.

ProtoFunc
05-13-2008, 01:46 AM
your mother.

Aristocrat
05-16-2008, 01:23 AM
hmmm theres alot like serzly....>.>
uhmm....>.>
i painted this b****s chair blue and she sat on it
she cried and ran home ROFL
dosent matter didnt like her much neyway

-lalito-
05-16-2008, 01:29 AM
I .. done nothing, that I can say that won't haunt me here on these forums.

I have stuck toothpick facing up on carpets so people step on them.

TiP: REMEMBER where you put them, otherwise it hurts.

Jash2o2
05-18-2008, 10:33 AM
The worst thing I have ever done was believe that it's not butter.