Your most favorite movie quote

[Lady Ushio]

Hello peeps! If you have a favorite quote/s from your favorite movie/s, you can post it here. Consider this as the movie quotes thread. Just write the title of the film/s (the most important part - duh!), the name/s of the movie characters or actors (if you don't know the name of the character, that's fine) and the quotes (of course!) Here's an example:

"I'll Be Back"
- The Terminator

Actually, you can do better than this one. Have fun! :lol
(P.S. If you want to post movie quotes from foreign language films (asian films, for example), please copy the translations from the subtitiles of these films or you can translate it in english on your own if you know the language well. Just don't forget to type the characters and the movie titles. Well, enjoy!)

[Porkchop Express]

Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

[eiChi]

"SILENCE~~~ *pause* my dumb dumb want to speak."
- rock statue..Night at the Museum....

[M-50]

Mine is exactly the same YukoshiKin. Arrgh.

Aragorn: 'The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.'

[toxxin]

"Say hello to my lil friend!" - Scarface

[Rorschach]

"War it's fantastic." hotshots part deux

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry :Domo

[Cleric]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses ..."
-Blues Brothers ^_^ l,,l

[Stinger]

"I want you to get this **** where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!" -Al Capone, The Untouchables

[Xferox 02]

" im tired of these mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane!!! "

Jackson. Samuel ( Snake on a plane )

[Decado]

CONTACT:

Ellie Arroway: I... had an experience... I can't prove it, I can't even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real! I was given something wonderful, something that changed me forever...

A vision of the universe, that tells us, undeniably, how tiny, and insignificant and how... rare, and precious we all are! A vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater then ourselves, that we are *not*, that none of us are alone! I wish... I... could share that... I wish, that everybody, if only for one... moment, could feel... that awe, and humility, and hope.

But... That continues to be my wish.


CONTACT again (Ellie's father is deceased)

Ellie: How can u believe in the existence of a God?
Palmer: Why can you not?
Ellie: There is no proof. Prove that He exists
.....
Palmer Joss: Did you love your father?
Ellie Arroway: What?
Palmer Joss: Your dad. Did you love him?
Ellie Arroway: Yes, very much.
Palmer Joss: Prove it.

[Rorschach]

oops forgot
joker - "How can you shoot women or children?"

door-gunner - "Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?"
from full metal jacket

[Kichi_Sama]

The Crow Albrecht & Draven after Gideon's blows up:

Albrecht "I am the police, and I say don't move. You move and you're dead"
Draven: "And I say I'm dead, and I move!"

Seeing as someone already used my Scarface quote....

[M_Ghey]

From dumb and dumber:
"She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention."

[ninjabot]

"You just have him in the designated place...at the designated time...and I will GLADLY! Designate his ASS...for dismemberment." Sho' Nuff-The Last Dragon


"WOMAN! Whoa, man. WooooooooMAN! She was a theif! You got-ta believe! She stole my heart and my CAT!" Michael Myers-So I Married An Axe Murderer

[Aristocrat]

"look what the cat dragged in" hahahahahaha lol dont remember the movie though..

[Isis]

"Come here sausage, I'll eat you with ketchup"
"But first you have to catch up."

- Happy Feet

[Delta]

"The church teaches us to forgive"
"The forgiveness is between them and god, my job is to arrange the meeting."

-Man on Fire

And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

-Boondock Saints

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Flips table out of the way] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherf*cker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [Points gun at Brett] Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherf*cker! Say "what" one more g****mn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a b*tch?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he LOOK like a b*tch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?

-Pulp Fiction

[Chiwofen]

"Gooooooooooooooooooooood morning Vietnam!"
-Good Morning Vietnam

[Sanzora]

Decado, brillient quotes! ^_^ Here are some of mine:

'The Kindom of God is inside you, and all around you. Not in buildings of wood and stone. Left a stone, and you will find me. Split a piece of wood, and I am there'.
- Stigmata

'The messenger Believes. The messenger has Faith. You have only doubt.'
- Stigmata

The Kid: "What Threat?"
Duke: "It goes like this see: If it's tryin' to kill ya, it's a threat!'
- Doom
:Haha

[MazdaRxEight]

Men In Black

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
[Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle]
Kay: Series 4 De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: [Picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay] Noisy Cricket.
Jay: Hey, Kay, come on man you get a Series 4 De-atomizer and I get a little midget cricket?
Kay: [Notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction] WHOA! kid...
[grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him]
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

[Aristocrat]

yeah i got nothing in my mind..

[Ren]

Ben Stiller's Zoolander: I was at the day spa. D-A-I-Y-E... day.

[candyb3ar]

"Your tearing me appart"...jim carrey from earth girls are easy...[for those whom dont know this is his first movie role and was made in the 80's]

[Rorschach]

couldn't find the words so i'll just post the vid, basically it's general ripper explaining the need for nuclear war

CXWpHru08kY

[Kalashnikov]

Bruce willis in Die Hard

"Yippikayay Mutherfucker!"

[rhoden23]

dont let the striking out keep you from playing the game!

[Lady Ushio]

yeah i got nothing in my mind..

Just do what Semprini did...ehehe...

[Mobius]

there is one gun for every 12 people in the world..... the question is how do we arm the other 11??
-lord of war

Kalal these ppl have a potential to be great. all they need is a light to show them the way. that is why i give them you, my only son.
-superman returns

[Asuka]

Have you danced with the devil in
the pale moonlight? -Batman




Now you guys have said some pretty
mean things. Some of which I
admit were true under that fiend
Boss Grissom. He was a terrorist
and a thief. But on the other
hand he was great at Bridge.
Anyway he's dead and he left me in
charge. Now I CAN be theatrical,
maybe even a bit rough -- but
there's one thing I'm not. I'm
NOT a killer. I'm an artist.
(big grin)
And I looove a party. So truce.
COMMENCE AU FESTIVAL! -Joker.
Eh...that's all I got, but I love the orignal batman

[Mobius]

This is where we fight!!!..... this is where they DIE!!!
-300

never lie, cheat, steal or drink.
but if you must lie lie in the arms of the one you love
if you must cheat, cheat death
if you must steal, steal away from bad company
and if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
-Hitch

[//ZERO//]

I can never forget the cheeziness of this quote for as long as I live (it's from JOHNNY MNEMONIC):
http://brainfag.com/journal/keanu_meltdown.jpg

[Lady Ushio]

that's a nice picture there Zero!
^_^

[AznMafia19]

life is like abox of chocolate
forrest gump

[♥ Tess]

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.

V - V for Vendetta

[M_Ghey]

-Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. (Dracula, 1931).

-Bond. James Bond. (Dr. No)

[Mobius]

do you know wat waits for you on those shores? IMMORTALITY! TAKE IT ITS YOURS!!

There no pacts made between men and lions.

Achellies - Troy

[zaffy04]

"ay bi*th get down to the kitchen and bake me some pie"

[HollowZangetsu]

Hi. You're going to call off you "rigorous investigation." You're going to publically state that there is no underground group or these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the L.A. Times press release style. Look . . . the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fu** with us.

-Fight Club

[Anubisrage]

"one can spend a lifetime searching for the perfect blossom, and his life would not be wasted"
The Last Samurai,
(the japanese dude...)

[SoundWave]

Borat: [while driving] "Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"

Borat: "What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos."

Borat: "You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

Borat: [looks for a car] "I want to buy a car with pussy magnet."

Borat: "The only thing keeping me going, was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms, and making romance explosion on her stomach."

[Ronin36]

"Stay cool" - Pulp Fiction

[Captain Ukitake]

Almost Every Line In Pulp Fiction (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes).

[Blue]

Luke: You killed my father.
Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

[Phasmatis]

Heh, Blue Streak (a hilarious movie) has some of the best quotes:

Miles Logan: "Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day."

Miles Logan: "No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass."

Miles Logan: "Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit."

Miles Logan: "Yo tengo el gato los pantalones."
Carlson: "You just said you have a cat in your pants."

[High On PCP]

I really like alot of them in Lord Of the Rings series. Especially Gandalf.

Oh and the classic "FREEDOM!" from Braveheart.

[Captain Ukitake]

The Whole "Say What Again" Dialogue From "Pulp Fiction"

[Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou]

I'll Be BACK !

[Lady Ushio]

"....It's not the time for the plate of meatloaf - Now It's time for the plate of courage."

- Garfield The Movie

[Christopher11]

"Your Toto"
"Man it's Tito"

Rush Hour 2.

[Asuka]

"Do not give them anything, but take everything!"

300, this whole movie could be quoted and it would sound good!

[Novoxis]

"FBI!! Get this f***ing dog outta here!!"

Midnight Run. Classic...

[Decado]

You will have no eyes tonight, nor ears nor mouth. You will wander the underworld blind deaf and dumb, and all the dead will know that this is Hektor -
The fool .. who thought he killed Achillies.

- TROY | Achillies [Brad Pitt] to Hektor [Eric Banna]


Get up Prince of Troy. I will not let a stone take my glory

- TROY | Achillies [Brad Pitt] to Hektor [Eric Banna]

[.Kozmic]

"Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough" - Dr. Evil

Hooray for Austin Powers

"Take a bite out of crime" - McGruff

I promise i will.

[deto]

some of mine:


Ace Ventura (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
-- Ace Ventura: Pet detective

Batman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you
-- Batman Begins

Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Look, Mr. Fox.
Lucius Fox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/): Yes, sir?
Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): If you're uncomfortable...
Lucius Fox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/): Mister Wayne, if you don't want to tell me exactly what your doing, when Im asked, I dont have to lie. But don't think of me as an idiot.
Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Fair enough.
-- Batman Begins

Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I wanna borrow it for... spelunking.
Lucius Fox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/): Spelunking?
Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Yeah, you know, cave diving.
Lucius Fox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/): You expecting to run into much gunfire in these caves?
Bruce Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Look, I'd rather Mr. Earle didn't know about me borrowing it.
Lucius Fox (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000151/): Mr Wayne, the way I see it, all this stuff is yours anyway.
-- Batman Begins

Aragorn (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001557/): Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*
-- Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Legolas (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089217/): A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.
-- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Agent Smith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/): You're empty.
Neo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/): So are you.
-- Matrix

Agent Smith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/): You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson...
Neo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/): My name... is Neo.
-- Matrix

Agent Smith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/): Never send a human to do a machine's job.
-- Matrix

[Decado]

ah, i remember my fav from matrix..

Agent Smith - The Matrix

I was trying to classify your speices (to Morpheus) and i came to the conclusion that you're not really mammals.
Every other being on the planet migrates to an area and adapts to the surrounding environment.
But you humans do not. You consume, and then move on, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed.

There is one other being on this planet that follows this same pattern. Do you know what it is?


A virus.

[KuroIcchi]

"Great powers comes great responsibility."
From Spiderman.

[ikkaku's girl]

"What's the difference between like and love?"
"Well, I like my Sketchers but I love my Prada backpack."
"But I love my Sketchers."
"That's cause you don't have a Prada backpack."
"Oooohhhhh..."

"I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
"I think you can in Europe."

(Both from Ten Things I Hate About You)


"You think you're too cool for school, but I have a news flash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't."
"Merman... *cough cough* Merman!"
(Both from Zoolander)

"No one makes me bleed my own blood!" -Dodgeball

"We're in Blarney... Barney... Barney Rubble... Trouble!" -Ocean's Eleven

That's pretty much what I do all day... quote movies. There are so many more good quotes out there, I just can't pick one!

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

These are my favorite quotes from 300

"This is where we hold them. This is where we fight. This is where they die! " - Leonidas

"Before this war is over, the world will know, a few stood against many. " - Leonidas

"Immortals... We put their name to the test" -Leonidas

"Go, tell the Spartans, passerby, that here, by Spartan law, we lie." -Leonidas

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! " -Leonidas

[Hugoinaboxlives]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

V in V for Vendetta.

[ikkaku's girl]

Okay, so it's not from a movie, but I couldn't find the regular favorite quote thread.

"I wish my homework were asexual, so it could do itself." - Karolina (my suitemate)

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

My most favorite movie quote is this:


"The name's Bond. James Bond." - Roger Moore as James Bond 007

[Nesquik]

- 300
"Dont give them anything, but take everything!"
"Tonight we dine in hell!"

- She's the man
"Erm..i brought tampons cause i have constant nosebleeds, they stop them"

[yahhzoo]

there is one gun for every 12 people in the world..... the question is how do we arm the other 11??
Lord of war

[Emmerich]

"I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." -Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[unwaken]

O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.

John Keating (Dead Poets' Society)

[Waverly]

"On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later, Amélie Poulain was born. "
--Amelie

"Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. "
--Empire Records

[deto]

Danny Archer: I like to get kissed before I get fucked.
- Blood Diamond

[Lady Ushio]

"We need privacy, ok?"

- Beno (performed by Oyo Sotto) in Enteng Kabisote 2 [The Legend Continues] (A Comedy and Fantasy Filipino Film)

[_mike_]

@ the moment, its 300 quotes

THIS IS SPARTA
SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!
OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN ---- THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE
SPARTANS LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS ------ PERSIAN! COME AND GET THEM

[mthegreatone]

The Matrix
"I know Kung Fu."

[SLVR]

Pulp Fiction

Samuel L. Jackson portaying Jules
(Ezekiel 25:17)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Jereck]

Aliens

Private Hudson

"Thats it man! Were finished! Were done! Game over man! Game over!"

[Chrono Detector]

Snakes On A Plane:

"Oh, thats great news, snakes on crack"

Epic Movie:

"Enough is enough, I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane"
"Why do you keep saying that?"

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me:

"I'm one sexy b1tch"

[Karzai]

"I am not a smart man. But I know what love is."

-Forrest Gump

[Xazz]

Tombstone
Doc Holliday: "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! (laughs)"
-
Wyatt Earp: 'How are you?'
Doc Holliday: 'I'm dying, how are you?'
-
Doc Holliday: 'And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?'
Kate: 'You don't even know him.'
Doc Holliday: 'Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.'
The Princess Bride
Buttercup: 'We'll never survive.'
Westley: 'Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.'
The Big Lebowski
The Dude: 'Walter...'
-
The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] 'That rug really tied the room together'

[SageOfHalo]

A few of mine:

The American President

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Roosevelt room ... Giving Louis oxygen" -- RJ

"I'm calling the International Order of the United Brotherhood of it's noneofyourdamnbusiness ..." -- Andrew Shepperd (Michael Douglas)


Casablanca

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine." -- Rick

[deto]

[Ahmed is given a Viking sword]
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): I cannot lift this.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): Grow stronger.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): What did he say?
Melchisidek (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001725/): "Hurry to meet Death before your place is taken."

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): Have we anything resembling a plan?
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): Mm-hm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all.

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): [as Herger offers a mead horn] I can taste neither the fermentation of grape, nor of wheat.
[Herger laughs]
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): What? Why do you laugh?
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): [laughing, and handing over the bottle] HONEY! It's made from honey!

Redhead: Watch where you throw that... you dig like a dog.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): Did you call me a dog?
Redhead: I said you dig like one. Flinging earth carelessly like an animal.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): So, now I'm an animal?
Redhead: You're not listening.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): I'm deaf?
Redhead: You're a fool little man.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): That is because, boy, your words are feeble and twisted as an old woman!
Redhead: This old woman'll send you to the next world old man.

[Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan shows off his new sword]
Weath the Musician (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0192889/): Give an Arab a sword, he makes a knife. When you die can I give that to my daughter?

[Herger kills one of the Prince's henchmen in a sham duel]
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): You, you could have killed him at will.
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): Yes?
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): Well, why the deception?
Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): And fear... what he doesn't know.

Herger the Joyous (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0832509/): In your land one God may be enough, but here we have need of many Gods. I will pray to all of them for you. Do not be offended! Good Bye Arab!
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000104/): Good bye, North man.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

some adam sandler movie: "No! shampoo is better!"

[Decado]

COLLATERAL


Jamie Foxx: Omg You killed him!
Tom Cruise: No I just shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

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Jamie Foxx: I promise...i won't tell anyone. I swear.
TC: You promise?
JF: Yeah man, i promise. i promise, i promise man.. no one, i won't..

*after a moment of silence....*

Tom Cruise: Get in the fucking car.

[Inalialethsala]

Right.

There are so much actually that I love that I couldn't put it here since they're not enough.

FIne I'll just name a few:

* "...That's right. now. if you two don't mind I'm going to bed. Before either of you would come up with anoter clever idea to get us killed. Or was, expelled."
= young emma watson in Harry Potter and tThe Sorcerer's Stone

* "Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth?! "
= Rush Hour

* "... Only a true Gryffindor could take that out...
...You see harry, it is with our choices, that show us who we truly are."
= Albus Wulfric Brian Dumbledore in Chamber of Secrets

[Epyon94]

I'm fairly sure that some one has said at least one of these but oh well...

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Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?
[offers him an apple]

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.


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[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers]
Gimli: That still only counts as one.

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Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

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Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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I'm sure you know what kovies their from...

[M-50]

Cant member if I posted this already.
the great khalli in the longest yard.
'this is good shit. good shit'

[omega255]

YIPPEE KAE YAY MOTHERFUCKER

(don't warn me about the language, that's the quote)

edit: Top Gear USA Road Trip: (Clarkson on America): Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude. it's not the holdiay programme, it's the truth
NOTE: i don't dislike americans, i just find it funny

[Lofwyr]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

"Tell me about the F*cking golf shoes!"

-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

This movie is, of course, almost infinitely quotable...those are just some of my favorites.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

As quoted by Cliff Spab from the movie S.F.W.:
"Hi, my name is Rick Foresight. I live in Silverpond with my parents George and Edna Foresight, and my sister Susanne. Im president of the debate team, and captain of the baseball team over in Silverpond High. I have a dog named Rusty, and my hobbies include coin collecting and dry f*cking cheerleaders."

[Donut]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Pure awesomeness.

[Shezmu]

lol i saw that movie a few days ago =p

this one's from forrest gump :

''Run Forrest! Run!''

the funny part is that sentence is repeated like 20 times by different people through the movie

[.Rik-uh-shey]

which movie do you mean shinigami?

and the greatest line in movie history by Cliff Spab in S.F.W.
"So F*cking What"

[Seff vi Britannia]

Best movie qoute ever:


MADNESS?


THIS IS SPARTA!

[Shezmu]

^ *totally agrees with darkseff*

which movie do you mean shinigami?
and the greatest line in movie history by Cliff Spab in S.F.W.
"So F*cking What"

I meant the movie Rikku was talkin' about, ''the good, the bad, and the ugly''

btw, You seem quite fond of that S.F.W. movie, and after reading your quotes i wanna see it lol ^^ too bad I can't find it on torrentspy =(

[.Rik-uh-shey]

another S.F.W. quote by Cliff Spab =)
"remember kids im not a hostage i just play one on TV."


yah its a movie about these guys who get held hostage at a gas station by a terrorist group, and the terrorists video tape their capture for 36 days and demands that America air it uncenscored, or they will kill the hostages. The main character kills the terrorists and breaks free, and then America starts to see hiim as a social icon and a hero. and the movie is based around how he hates his new publicity and his love for this girl who was also held captive with him at the gas station

[Harley Quinn]

Fav one of the mo is"You got red on you".Little in joke between me and my bf.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

^^ its gotta be a movie quote stupid

[Twinky]

Bruce willis - "Yee-pee-Kai-yay-Mother fucka!!! "

[Paladyn_Rage]

That would be: "I know what you thinking about: "Did I fired that gun six times or just five? You got to as yourself a question: "Am I lucky today". Well punk, are you?"

Im ain't sure was it literally like this, 'cause i watch that movie with fraggin polish dub :sad

[Kalashnikov]

"You forgot one very important thing mate.....I'm Captain Jack Sparrow"

bet u cant guess where thats from xD

[Shezmu]

Mr. Mackey - ''Mkay''

South Park the movie

[Fujiwara Ayumi]

"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful."

-Jamie Sullivan and Landon Carter. 'A Walk to Remember'

[Vash002]

-Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
-Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
-Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
-Jules: Then what do they call it?
-Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

~Pulp Fiction :toocool:

[T_Ichigo]

No doubt the one which was said by Achilles in Troy.
"See what's there, waiting, beyond that Beach, immortality take it, it's yours!"
*RAWR* ;)

[Lex]

I know some good ones that will make me seem like a total DBZ freak but hell that's what I am.

This one is from the Super Android 13 movie

Trunks: You're just a slave! A pawn with no free will of it's own is that it?

Android 13: Free will. Pitiful Humans...war, segregation, hatred...is that what you've done with your free will boy!? Don't you lecture me with your $30 hair cut Goku dies!


This one from the Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan:

Goku:Hey! How about giving us a handicap!

Broly: Is that another word for a coffin?

Those are my two favourites!

[Harley Quinn]

^^ its gotta be a movie quote stupid
It is, it's from shaun of the dead stupid.:whatevah:

[backwardsnemo]

Pitch Black
a holy man is talking to vandisel
"You dont belive in god do you?
Of corse I do, How the hell else would all this have haponed to me. I hate the bastad"

[Toasty]

Seriously, I love the quote from Ocean's 13... best part of the whole movie:

"I know people who REALLY know how to hurt."
"Well, I know all the people you'd send after me, and they like me better than you."

[Rorschach]

From The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Tuco: "When you have to shoot, SHOOT. Don't talk..."

Scene:While bathing, a man surprises Tuco and plans on killing him. The man is overly talkative which gives Tuco a chance to fire at him first with a pistol he had hidden in the bathwater. He then offers some amusing advice to the dead man (see quote)

[cranberrysauce]

"90% of people in the world will die at one time or another" Though im not sure what movie it was from.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha."

-donkey from Shrek

[Setsuna Ai]

"90% of people in the world will die at one time or another" Though im not sure what movie it was from.
that sounds terribly familiar to me D:

Here's one from my favorite movie, American History X:

Bob Sweeney: There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.

Derek Vinyard: Like what?

Bob Sweeney: Has anything you've done made your life better? [/qupte]
This is something racist people need to face.

I thought this one was pretty funny too:

[quote]I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.

[ghey b]

40yr Old Virgin

"what if she laughs at me?"
"If she laughs at you punch her in the head!"

[Sunshine]

A knights tale:
Wat: It's called a lans.... hello!

Kingdom of Heaven:
King Baldwin IV: A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

[Ejh28]

"MOM! THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!"
- Wedding Crashers

The prayers from Boondock Saints

"I don't have antlers, do I?"
-Grandma's Boy

"The Dude abides"
-The big lebowski"

[Klavier Gavin]

Tonight we dine in hell! - 300

[Mobius]

yippe kai yay mothafuka!!!!
-die hard (cant wait for 4.0)

[KholdStare]

We are men of action; lies do not become us.

[momo-taichou]

Heed move
"Head move" from :" So I married an Axe murderer"
In this scene mike myers little brother is sitting in front of the t.v. and mike myers' dad says, in a scottish accent, "heed move" because the little bro is in the way.. Very funny:Haha

[mangaman16]

X Men 3
"Don't you know who i am?,I'm the juggernaut *****"

[Zanga]

Fight for the weak you die, serve the strong you prevail!!


-Megatron

[Gojira]

"60% of the time it works aaaaaall the time."
-Anchorman


"Wait... wait... what? Pull what out?"
"The dart, man... There's a f*ckin dart in your neck!"
"Hahah... you're cra-you're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you... but you're crazy."
- Old School


"The Dude abides."
-The Big Lebowski

[aloy]

..."Earn this"...tom hanks in saving private ryan.

[Christian Lub]

What would you want to marry me for anyhow ?? - Jake
So i can kiss ya anytime i want -- Melaine

Sweet Home alabama

[Asuka]

"Bumblebee, stop lubricating on that man!" -Optiums Prime, Transformers

[Sekei]

"One shall stand, one shall fall." - Optimus Prime, Transformers.

[granamonkey]

"Madness!?!? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - King Leonidas ( 300 )

um, the whole scene in Pulp Fiction when they are cleaning up the brain fragments all over the back of the car, and.....

" He who runs away lives to steal the treasure another day!!"- Mama ( Castle in the Sky )

[Takeshi]

"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!" - Jack Sparrow ( Pirates of the Caribbean )

[Kurz Weber]

While waving his hands around like a magician, "Uh...It's an....an....optical illusion." When he walked out of his office with an erection. "Don't act like you aren't impressed..."
Anchorman

"I love lamp."
Anchorman

[Neko Kyo]

Oooh! the Transformers movie! Ummm . . . I saw the midnight showing & was really tired, so tell me if anythings wrong =3
Shia- Hide!-
* In the background* -what's all that light?-
Shia- sees transformers as cars -NO! that's not hiding-

[Cleric]

I don't know half of you half as well as I shold like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Bilbo Baggins
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

[Rorschach]

Both from Hot Fuzz
"Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

"Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."

[Chikiru]

I hate this one and kinda love it "please princess don't cry for me" "princess i can't you got my eyedrops"naruto 1rst movie
"with great power comes great responisbility" spider man movies one of my very favorites
"you can't force people to be your friends !!!"card captor sakura 2nd movie
this ones real stupid but i love it "I'LL BE BACK!!"
"what ever you do chihiro, don't look back"sento chihiro no kami kakushi[or spirited away]makes me bawl everytime i hear that!!
this one isn't really a movie quote but you just learn it during the show is to never give up "naruto"

[Velham]

Looks at the guy who just finished beating him up:

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"
Kung Pow

[mr. bleach]

Yipeekiyay motherfucke%
-John Mclane, Die Hard 1, 2, 3, 4

...I have a token I was bidden to show thee...Hmmm, the halfling was dear to thee I see...Huh? Who is this, Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a king than a broken Elvish blade.
-The Mouth of Saouron, The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (Special Extended Edition)

[eighteen]

We're alive!
- blue cat

Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
- philia

All About Lily Chou-Chou

[dawin45]

"don't get high on you're own drug suply"
"I'm tony montana!"
scarface
"you are the chosen one!" ,matrix,kung pow: enter the fist
"That was a mistake" romeo, must die

[Neko Kyo]

"I bought a car - turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?"
-Sam 'Spike' Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) Transformers

[Christian Lub]

"Nobody puts BABY in the corner"

Dirty Dancing

[Sendivoge]

NAKED GUN
"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."

NAKED GUN
"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."

WRONGFULLY ACCUSED
Ryan Harrison: [to Sean] Right? Signal "yes" by shooting yourself in the head three times.
Lauren: [to Sean] Don't, it's a trick!

[..::Mr 999::..]

Yui show i really love Yui sound

[Saiyuri]

"Death is only the beginning" - Imhotep ( The Mummy )

[Blue]

Tod Flanders: I wish Homer was my father. :<

Ned Flanders: And I wish you didn't have the Devil's curly hair. :3

[motoki]

"BEAVERS AND DUCKS!!" Billybob Thorton in the movie Bandits

[Aina1]

Peter from family guy:

" ssssssss . . . aaaaaaaah . . . ssssssss . . . aaaaaaaah . . . sssssss . . . aaaaaaah . . ."
that was the most awesome thing i ever heard.

[diamondedge]

"I can only show you the door. You are the one who has to walk through it." - Morpheus from The Matrix :)

[deto]

From: Lucky Number Slevin

Lindsey: What happened to your nose?
Slevin: I used it to break somebodys fist

[aliti]

From PCU

Droz: Want some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom: Uh, no.
Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.

[BloodCero]

Mrs. Witwicky- "Were you... masterbating?"
Sam- "Mom!!!!!"
Mr. Witwicky- "Honey"
Mrs. Witwicky- "your so touchy, we don't have to call it that... we can call it Sam's happy time"

from transformers

[Munky]

"Everybody Lies"

- Dr. Gregory House M.D.

[Sunshine]

"I am disinclined to aquiesce to your request"

- Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean

[Insight]

"The Nudity Buffer is the first five minutes after you meet a woman, before you've fully mapped out what she looks like naked.If you don't talk to her in the first five minutes when you do talk to her, she'll be naked in your head and you'll forget rule one of playing it cool...only smile at her face."

Jeff Murdock, Coupling

[Joe Black]

Mostly Arnold Shwartzenegger corny quotes that are only funny in context liek:

*throws a throwing knife at a guy, impaling his target to a bamboo tree* "Stick around."

*a terrorist is hanging onto an anti-aircraft missile, and Arnold is piloting. of course, he fires it at enemy aircraft* "You're fired."

you have to watch the movie to laugh -- his voice makes it win.

[rei]

"You can't handle the truth!"

Jack Nicholson, A few Good Men, 1992

[Valkyrie]

Snakes on a Plane by:Samuel L. Jackson
"I'm tired of these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!
"Praises to the playstation!"

End of Days by Arnold Schwartzenegger
"You think you're better than me?You're a f*cking choir boy compared to me!A choir boy!"

"Stop being such a p*ssy"

Evan Almighty by Steve Carrel

*sheep appear in his backseat.* "SHHHHHEEEEEEPPPPP!"

40 year old Virgin by: Steve Carrel
"Her nipples felt like sandbags."
"Me so horny.ME SO STUPID!"

Happy Gilmore by Adam Sandler
"Who's laughing now you stupid clown?!"
"You remember the gator that got your hand?Well I got his head!"

[RushiraMoon]

this is corny but i like..."Tommorows another day!" by gone with the wind! also "Frankly my dear i dont give a damn!"

[ku-chan]

Hook
" I just had an apostrophe." ... "I think you mean an epiphany"

[Vaddix_XIII]

"Quite frankly my dear i don't give a damn"

[KaliKal]

"Far out man, far f***ing out!" - The Dude

The Big Lebowski

[Decado]

"Constantly Talking Isn't Necessarily Communicating"

- Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

[Karakura Red]

"Would you like some shit...aki mushrooms" Goldmember.

[Sushi]

O Brother Where art Thou?: From Genesis On down to Revelation!

[Aristocrat]

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop -dodgeball

[deto]

- How's the wound?
- You taught us to ignore pain, right?
- Is it working?
- Not really.

- What's that?
- It's blue light.
- What does it do?
- It turns blue.

RAMBO III teh pwn!

[Tobi]

"Constantly Talking Isn't Necessarily Communicating"
- Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

That is such a good film. Another one.

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?" - Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind

[ishi-chan]

My favourite scene from Mulan:

Emperor's council: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl... *screams*
Mushu comes into the scene on a panda.
Mushu: Urgent news from the general! What's the matter? You never seen a black and white before?
Emperor's council: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question is "Who are you?"! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that, snatch it right off your head! But I'm feeling gracious today so... carry on before I report you!

[Legacy070]

From Rush Hour 2:
Carter: Now Lee why did you say it was a bomb.
Lee: I didn't, you said it was a bomb.
Carter: No I said she da bomb.
Lee: she's the bomb?

[Steffy]

Movie: Meet Joe Black

William Parish to his daughter- "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. "

[Juugo]

"I've got to take a big indestructible wizz."

-Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000

[M_Ghey]

i got some:

"Every man dies but not every man really lives." -- Braveheart
"Victims ... aren't we all?" -- The Crow
"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." -- Now, Voyager
"Heeeery' Johnny!" -- The Shining

[Tai Dai]

Fantastic four
Thing- "It's clobbering time"

[Toshiro14]

" To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the law of equivalent exchange."
-Fullmetal Alchemist(Edward Elric0

[DarkSlayer]

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
V - V for Vendetta

*Uproars* YES! Damn you Shin! I was so about to post that! (Glad I read all the other posts first >.>)

Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

DOH! That was my second choice...:sad And the PotC quotes too!

Here's a few of mine:

PotC: "You're not a unick, are you?"
"Why is the rum always gone?"
"Thank ye, Jack" "You're welcome..." "Not you. We named the monkey Jack!" "Ah..."
"Clearly you've never been to Singapore..."

[Kuroudo]

Ive got a bad feeling about this. - Han Solo

[Barbaroi]

Emm revive ftw.

"If that guy knew half the shit I knew, his fuzzy little head would explode"

Live Free, or Die Hard

[Sushi]

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother focking snakes on this mother foking plane!" -Snakes on a plane

[FaerieRose]

Hello my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Indigo Montoya(Mandy Patkin) to the Six Fingered Man(Christopher Guest) in the Princess Bride

[White Wolf]

"Say hello to my little friend"Scarface:redbiggri

[Wren]

Police: Do you classify yourself as human?
Bruce Willis: Negative, I am a meat popsicle

5th Element

[Cleric]

"The Government wouldn't lie to us?!"
-AVP 2

About the only funny part in the movie . . .

[KholdStare]

Hello my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Indigo Montoya(Mandy Patkin) to the Six Fingered Man(Christopher Guest) in the Princess Bride
Awesome movie! I have one from there as well:

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

[Gecko4lif]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

Classic scene from snatch

[Decado]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

- Tyler Durden [Fight Club]

[Dope Hat]

"How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat." ~Hades [from Disney's Hercules]

[deto]

[Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
[to both]
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]

[Sunshine]

Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

From Kingdom of heaven =)

[berserk]

A Beautiful Mind

Nash: "Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity."

Nash: "I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we

Nash: have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now. "

Nash: [to Alicia] "You are the reason I am. You are all my reasons."

[B]The Da Vinci Code

Langdon: "Why is it divine or human? Can't human be divine?"

[Captain BenZ]

Equilibrium

"Without love, without anger, without sorrow, breathe is just a clock ticking."

[Alex26]

"I am tired, of this mofo snakes on this mofo plane!!!!111" - Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a plane


....

[Tai Dai]

"Godzilla" (azn accent)
from Godzilla

[Night Prowler]

^Lol.

Blade
DAMNIT FROST IM TALKING TO YOU! for some reason i love that quote.

Also We're gonna be naughty, we're gonna be naughty vampire gods.


Fight Club

Tyler: I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Goddamnit, an entire generation of pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression...is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't...And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very...very...pissed off.

Tyler Durden: [to the police chief] Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... **** with us.

Narrator: When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.

Marla Singer: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Marla Singer: I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.
Narrator: It was worth every penny.
Marla Singer: It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.
[Grabs Narrator's crotch]
Marla Singer: Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.
Narrator: Well, then it suits you.
Marla Singer: You can borrow it sometime.

Last one :D

Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: **** Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
-American Psycho

[BryanLicksYou]

defeating others is strength
defeating yourself makes you fearless

[BankaiMaster]

"bus a move den patner-ATL

[sweeter]

Briseis to Achilles: Do you enjoy provoking me?

Achilles to Briseis: I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful that way. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

Achilles to Briseis: You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.

(:

[deto]

Sleepy Hollow

Baltus Van Tassel: The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by a German princess to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage.

Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue...

Reverend Steenwyck: Their heads weren't found severed. Their heads were not found at all.
Ichabod Crane: The heads are... gone?
Notary James Hardenbrook: Taken. Taken by the Headless Horseman. Taken back to hell.

Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman's resting place.
Young Masbath: His camp?
Ichabod Crane: His grave.

[Kalashnikov]

SAW IV

Jigsaw: You feel you now have control, don't you? You think you will walk away untested. I promise that my work will continue. That I have ensured. By hearing this tape, some will assume that this is over, but I am still among you. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun.

[Hikari]

Futurama: Bender's Big Score:
"Quick, everybody out of the universe!" - Nibbler.

[M_Ghey]

Harding, from One Flew Over the Cuxkoo's Nest:

"I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?"

[Kryptin2007]

"I miss my donkey" - Sexy Kelly - Clerks 2

[deathbite]

SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE YA MOTHER******!= Samual .l jackson (pulp fiction).

[Edgey]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Classic :D

[Xavior]

I'll be Back- The Terminator

[M-50]

'This is sparta'
&
'Ill be back'

EDIT: OMFG! I JUST POPSTED WITHOUT LOOKING ON TOP AND THEY ARE BOTH WHAT I JUST WROTE! LOOOOOOL

[girl]

"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain fades, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever."

-Shane Falco [Keanu Reeves] in The Replacements

and also
"Cuz you're like the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try"
"I try really hard, actually"

from Juno

[IceQueen99]

[looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
Ed: 'Purple Rain'?
Shaun: No.
Ed: 'Sign o' the Times'?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: 'Dire Straits'?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: Ooh, 'Stone Roses'.
Shaun: Um, No.
Ed: 'Second Coming'.
Shaun: I like it!
Ed: Ahhh! 'Sade'.
Shaun: Yeah, but that's Liz's!
Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you.
Shaun: Oh!

Ahem, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

[Sekei]

300

Leonias: Oh we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

[Sushi]

"There's a woman in a car...can we make a sexy time with her?" - Borat

[Pyramus]

My fav movie quote:

"Oh yea, right there, thats the F***ing spot! YES!"
-Barely Legal 5

[IceQueen99]

Eli Sunday: We have a sinner with us here, who wishes for salvation. Daniel, are you a sinner?
Plainview: Yes.
Eli Sunday: The Lord can't hear you, Daniel. Say it to him. Go ahead and speak to him, it's alright.
Plainview: Yes.
Eli Sunday: Down on your knees and up to him. Look up to the sky and say it.
Plainview: What do you want me to say?
Eli Sunday: Daniel, you have come here and you have brought good and wealth, but you have also brought your bad habits as a backslider. You've lusted after women, and you have abandoned your child. Your child that you raised, you have abandoned all because he was sick and you have sinned. So say it now- I am a sinner.
Plainview: I am a sinner.
Eli Sunday: Say it louder- I am a sinner!
Plainview: I am a sinner.
Eli Sunday: Louder, Daniel. I am a sinner!
Plainview: I am a sinner.
Eli Sunday: I am sorry Lord!
Plainview: I am sorry Lord.
Eli Sunday: I want the blood!
Plainview: I want the blood.
Eli Sunday: You have abandoned your child!
Plainview: I have abandoned my child.
Eli Sunday: I will never backslide!
Plainview: I will never backslide.
Eli Sunday: I was lost, but now I am found!
Plainview: I was lost but now I'm found.
Eli Sunday: I have abandoned my child!
[Plainview glares at him]
Eli Sunday: Say it... say it!
[Plainview mumbles]
Eli Sunday: Say it louder... say it louder!
Plainview: I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!

-There Will Be Blood (2007)

[Ymir'sEmbrace]

Don't know if anyone's used it yet, but Ash Campbell Army of Dead:


Ash - "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

[Asuka]

"Forgiveness is between them and God, it's my job to arrange the meeting" Denzel Washinton as John Creasy in Man on Fire

[zen]

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"
Leonidas, 300 :leonidas

[Manchester Black]

"This! Is my BOOMstick!" - Ash Williams - Army of Darkness

"Let's put a smile on that face!" - The Joker - The Dark Knight (I know it's not out yet, but when it comes out, it's going to be my new favorite)

[iron man]

i live my life a guartar mile at a time for those ten seconds or less im free
fast and the furios

[M_Ghey]

Michael Clayton:
Michael Clayton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): You are the senior litigating partner of one of the largest, most respected law firms in the world. You are a legend.
Arthur Edens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929489/): I'm an accomplice!
Michael Clayton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): You're a manic-depressive!
Arthur Edens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929489/): I am Shiva, the god of death.

Eastern Promises:
Anna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915208/): Why are you doing this, why are you helping us?
Nikolai Luzhin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001557/): I can't become king if someone else already sits on the throne.

NCFOM:
Llewelyn Moss (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000982/): If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0531808/): Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000982/): Well then I'll tell her myself.

[Urdie]

BattleStar Galactica Miniseries Movie:

Starbuck: Why can't we use the starboard launch tube?
Chief Tyrol: It's a gift shop now.
Starbuck: Frak me.

[Artemis]

There's tons of quirky quotes, but at the moment it's:

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it,
And its morals aren't worth what a pig would spit,
And it goes by the name of London..."

By Johnny Depp in
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[girl]

How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are somethings that time cannot mend... some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold. Bilbo once told me his part in this tale would end... that each of us must come and go in the telling
-FRODO BAGGINS return of the king

there was one other reallly good one but i cant find it on imdb... :[

[McSlash]

Rocco: ****. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.

-Boondock Saints

Also anything in Boondock Saints where Connor and Murphy argue about the rope...priceless!

[Vamp O Drama]

Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue. - by Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow

And of course:
For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. - by Geoffrey Rush in POTC:CotBP

[Mafioso11]

Favorite movie quote?

http://photo.gangus.com/d/26788-2/ackbar.jpg

[IceQueen99]

Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: I'm gonna say something.
George Luz: To who?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Lieutenant Winters!
Richard Winters: What is it?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Permission to speak, sir.
Richard Winters: Granted.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Sir, we got nine companies, sir.
Richard Winters: We do.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Well, how come we're the only one marching every Friday night, twelve miles, full pack, in the pitch dark?
Richard Winters: Why do you think, Private Randleman?
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Lieutenant Sobel hates us, sir.
Richard Winters: Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman. He just hates you.
Sgt. Denver 'Bull' Randleman: Thank you, sir.

Lewis Nixon: Division has decided to pluck one officer from each regiment who served in the heroic defense of Bastogne and send them back to the States on a thirty day furlough... get him out banging the drum for the war bonds, that kind of thing. Turns out I've been plucked.
Richard Winters: Hey, that's fantastic, Lew. Good for you.
Lewis Nixon: Thank you.
Richard Winters: But how does your leaving help me?
Lewis Nixon: It doesn't. I'm not going. I've already seen the States, I grew up there. That's why I came to Europe. I just wish they told me a war was going on. Anyway, this thing is wasted on me, but I'm sure we could find an officer somewhere in this battalion that could use a long trip home.

Richard D. Winters: [real life interview with Winters where he quotes Mike Ranney on how Ranney answered a question his grandson once asked him] I treasure my remark to my grandson who asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" Grandpa said, "No... but I served in a company of heroes".

- Band of Brothers (2001)

My favorite WWII movie.

[Night Prowler]

Fight Club

Tyler Durden when they've ganged up on the police chef who is investigating into Fight Club: Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... **** with us.

[adorkable]

I am very fond of the infamous 'I drink your milkshake' scene in There Will Be Blood.

"Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound] I drink it up!"

[IceQueen99]

[Arthur blows up a truck]
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Charlie Croker: What's the matter.
Yellow: He says he wants to sit up in front with the driver!
Coco: I always get sick in the back.
Yellow: Listen, if I go in the back, I'll get me migraine, I'll be out like a light.
Charlie Croker: You are not going to be sick. You are not going to have your migraine. And everybody is gonna sit in the back of the motor!
Arthur: Charlie, me in the back of the motor with my asthma?

'Camp' Freddie: But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor's not bent?
Mr. Bridger: Camp Freddie, everyone in the *world* is bent!

[last lines]
Charlie Croker: Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea. (Note: My favorite cliffhanger ending)

- The Italian Job (1969)

[Tai Dai]

Balls of Fury-

"Real Ping Pong is played for hard cash *the old dude puts a five dollar bill on the table* and cheap ugly women"

[Daft Punk]

I have lots, but these are a few from one of my favorite movies.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

This one is a lot easier for you to just see.

YouTube - Pulp Fiction Captain Koons Christopher Walken Scene

[RogueofRogues]

"Get to da Chopper, DO IT, DO IT NOW!" -Arnold Swarz.
"Who is your dad, and what does he do? " -Arnold Swarz.
" I'm Your Huckleberry! " Doc Holiday, Val kilmer, Tombstone.
" Whats your major Malfunction Numbnuts?!!!!" Drill instructer, Full metal Jacket.


What are some of your favorite movie lines? Let me know!

[Rozene]

Rogue-I dont have a favorite line from Tombstone, but my it has one of my favorite scenes. The scene when Doc Holiday does the trick with the cup when confronted in the gaming parlor.

The quote that gets stuck in my head is the one from Lethal Weapon 4 "Your babys having my baby. Your baby...woah baby."

[xiphosforr]

karate kid-
'wax on, wax off'
:D wise words!!

[Ryuuiku]

"My name is Mater....kinda like Tuh-Mater.....with out the TUH!!- Mater from Cars

[Mr.Blunt]

"This suit is black-not" - Borat.

[Saithe]

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer!

[Do'Urden]

Need some help with underpants, sir?
Go **** yourself.
-The Punisher
-----------------
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

****ing... What the ****. Who the **** ****ed this ****ing... How did you two ****ing ****s...
****!
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
-Boondock Saints
---------------
And if there's a heaven, and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a ****ing monkey and smoking shit. Because he left his pains down here.
-Platoon
---------------
Everything a lie. Everything you hear, everything you see. So much to spew out. They just keep coming, one after another. You're in a box. A moving box. They want you dead, or in their lie... There's only one thing a man can do - find something that's his, and make an island for himself. If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack; a glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.
-Thin Red Line

[Decado]

Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
- Joker | Dark Knight

What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger!
- Joker | Dark Knight

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.
- Joker | Dark Knight

Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
- Batman | Dark Knight

[A&E]

Lol, I was just thinking about this...

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [pause] The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm, X-Men

Brilliant!