TV Caption Thread

[Lady Ushio]

For those of you who have visited my "your most favorite movie quote" thread (http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=26141), the same rule also applies here (the scene number doesn't matter). For some people who want to post for this thread for the first time, here is an example on how to do it:

"...Let's go save the world boys..."

- Oliver, Smallville

I hope you have fun posting here. ^_^

[M-50]

This from scrubs:
"...But I'm afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap. And
it's ok, you don't need to be embarrassed. Turns out it happens all the
time. For instance, my father actually made the same mistake on his
deathbed."
And this one
"I don't really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of
things I care as little about as our last week together. Let's
see: low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention,
Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, high definition TV, the Bush
daughters, wireless hot spots, The O. C., the U.N., recycling, getting
Punk'd, Danny Gans; the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle
that sleeps a lot, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states,
every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet,
everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present
and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh
Jackman."
And this one:
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great
idea."

[Xaimas]

Blackadder:

"Your brain is like the swamp monster of Jullolop"
"In what way sir?"
"It does not exist!"

That made me laugh for a while :D

[Rorschach]

"and now for something completely different"
John Cleese Various Monty Python's: Flying Circus Episodes