Good Pickup Lines

[Silhouette]

Psh. I get hit on all the time.. -_-"

[Arkturus]

Pick up lines? I don't use them at all. The best pick up line is none, I feel. If you are interested in the girl, just go up to the girl and tell her. Or go up to her and socialize/try to be friendly first. No need to be 'fake' about it and try out lines and stuff. It's not like acting or drama or anything. Honesty and showing them whom 'YOU' are, is the best policy for me. If they reject you / don't like you, no need to worry... On to better things. ^_^

[A2k]

Pick up lines? I don't use them at all. The best pick up line is none, I feel. If you are interested in the girl, just go up to the girl and tell her. Or go up to her and socialize/try to be friendly first. No need to be 'fake' about it and try out lines and stuff. It's not like acting or drama or anything. Honesty and showing them whom 'YOU' are, is the best policy for me. If they reject you / don't like you, no need to worry... On to better things. ^_^

Quoted for common sense. =)

I guess you could call it a pick up line, but it wasn't in anyway intended as such:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
I have serious,
Feelings for you.

=P

[Donut]

I generally don't use pick-up lines. Exeptions are when I'm really bored, bets, and showing-off.


*ignores the "Good" part of the name of the thread*

I've never used these, so never fear:

"I have a .347 Magnum pointed at your kidney, want to go get some coffee?"
"Nice shoelaces. Wanna make out?" (I'm seriously trying that one soon...)

One I've tried, and actually worked:

"I have a boat. In fact, the biggest boat in here. Wanna take a ride?"

Why that one one worked, I don't know (no I didn't get laid..). My guesses are that it's so sleezy it can't be taken seriously, at least not when it comes from me. Plus I'm good at looking cute (See!: ^.^)

[Sakura_Drops]

That makes the person sound fat -_-"

That. cracked. me. up.

Pick up line:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.
Let's go f*ck.

o_0 what?

[adorkable]

ROFL. These pickup lines are hilarious!

I've never asked, AND NEVER WANT TO BE ASKED, a cheesy pickup line. Unless it was jokingly, of course. Or a gorgeous guy. =P

What ever happened to the simple, "Hey, how are you today?"

XD

[Silhouette]

*shrugs* It was replaced with, "Hey, nice ass. Wanna go out?"

lmao. Kids these days.. *sighs*

[Donut]

ROFL. These pickup lines are hilarious!

I've never asked, AND NEVER WANT TO BE ASKED, a cheesy pickup line. Unless it was jokingly, of course. Or a gorgeous guy. =P

What ever happened to the simple, "Hey, how are you today?"

XD

Aye, if I'm ever to use a cheesy one I make sure she understands it's a joke. Haven't failed yet. I can always make a girl laugh so... ^^

[Ashley]

^ LMAO!!
I got the same one but it goes

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

If someone uses pickup-lines like these, it could never be serious. If a guy uses that on me, he's got to be kidding lol. And actually, it might be the start of a good conversation because we might both laugh after he says it, or I might be the one to laugh first, then we would start conversating. I like to think that pickup-lines such as those are good for conversation-starters. :)

[rhoden23]

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

[SomberChaos]

This isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine.

[Donut]

There's this movie I wanna see, but my mom said I couldn't go alone

...:rolleyes:

[rhoden23]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

hey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

[LilCandyPop]

no one says any to me and i dont say any to anyone so techniclly... WHATS A PICK UP LINE
T_T

[Silhouette]

Um. Pick up lines are phrases that people say to..um..."get with" other people?

[C.Payne]

Stop making the eyes at me and I'll stop making the eyes at you.

Get in the van @_@!

Is your dad a baker 'cause you have fantastic buns!

How about you come outta my car and into my dreams?

Nice shoes let's **** >_>.

[Lust]

dont touch me gay but if you are a girl then yes...

[Sakura_Drops]

Nice shoes let's **** >_>.

hahaha...that person would just get a kick in the groin :face82:

[Arkturus]

My cousin used this really weird one the other day. And I was like all, 'WTF?!?!?' And I was MORE so when it actually worked. :eek13:

He walked up to this random girl and went, "You. Me. Tea." The girl looked at him like he was some sort of bum and he started back, unblinking. And she's like, "Why not?"

WTF is that??? Someone explain to me how that worked? :S

[Silhouette]

Um...lmao? Obviously you failed to realize the awesome power of tea. :whatevah:

[Donut]

ROFL!

If you ever glitch, I'll be there to patch you up. CHOOSE ME!!! (<--Optional)

<3

So wonderfully nerdy you can't help but love it. I made it up... SCORE! I'm totally gonna try that out... :rolleye09

[Epyon94]

A nice simple one:
Is it hot in here or is it just you?

And now for some word play:
If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.

WARNING: These HAVE NOT been tested USE AT OWN RISK!!!

[Shaehl]

My 100% guaranteed to work pick up line:

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt? (thinks: let me guess, when I fell from heaven...)
Guy: Getting your face mauled by a train. It was a train right? I don't think anything less could have produced this level of fugly.
Girl: OMG, your complete lack of consideration for my feelings and blatant rudeness have turned me on!
Guy: (Thanks Shaehl!)

Try it out, it works, trust me.

[Epyon94]

ouch if that works, then well I'll eat my zanpaku-to
but here's a new one:
Guy: [points at watch] Do you know what this is?
Girl: No
Guy: It's my telepathic watch. Using it I can tell that your not wearing any underwear.
Girl: Yes I am.
Guy: Oh it must be an hour early.

WARNING: NOT TESTED! USE AT OWN RISK!

[Arkridge]

HAHA...FOUND THESE ON THE INTERWEB..


Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.

[R3i475u]

If you were a booger i'd pick you first.

[asian]

Let's see...
My friend came up with this one. We were at a tennis match and it started sprinking and he's like, "Oh! Let's get you out of the rain! Becuase you're so sweet I don't want you to melt."

[Silhouette]

I got one.

"You. Me. Naked. Back of the Benz(or w/e car you want to use). Now."

[Sakura_Drops]

"I wanna play tennis with your balls."

O_o!!

[Silhouette]

That sounds like more of a threat... O_o;

*slowly backs away*

[Kyoko<3!]

"Very nice, very nice! How much?"

Works 4 out of 7 times. They forget about the financial agreement afterwards too...9 out of 13 times. :face82:

Jak sie masz? My name-a [insert-name-here]. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

The only thing keeping me going is my dream of one day holding you in my arms and making romance explosion on your stomach!

Rofl, these are taken from borat, modified a little.

[Nicole]

Um... I would like to restrict this thread to posting pick up lines only. You know... to kinda reduce the SPAM around here.

"I wanna play tennis with your balls."

/me calls asian

<3

lol, anything from the Baby Got Back song.... nah, not really. But I'd totally laugh if a guy used anything from there :P

[DreamAngel]

Ok I've never used them myself but one that my friend does is he takes a R5 coin and puts it so that he's holding it between his eyebrow and cheek and then walks over to a girl and says like he's really mad 'Did you throw this coin in my eye?!?' She looks at him a bit confused then says (obviously) 'No!'. He calms down, shrugs and says 'well now I have R5 to buy you a drink, come on' and drags her to the bar :p

[.Kozmic]

This is from Robot Chicken (i'm no perv!)

Guy: Hey those are really nice shoes, but I bet they'd look better in my pants
Woman: ...
Guy: Wait let me start over, Are you from heaven, cuz i've got an erection
Woman:...
Guy: *runs out*

[Hugoinaboxlives]

WTF is that??? Someone explain to me how that worked? :S

Jedi mind tricks.
Works every time.

Half the fun is getting the girl.
The other half is confusing other people.

[.Kozmic]

I GOT A GOOD ONE!!!

Was your dad a baker, because you got a nice set of buns XD

[Momentum]

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Sorry if I reposted something like this :p

[jemz09]

Dunno if anyone posted this one buttt.. XD

Guy: I never meant to hurt you but you look good when you cry.
Girl: I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.

[Vlad]

My 100% guaranteed to work pick up line:
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt? (thinks: let me guess, when I fell from heaven...)
Guy: Getting your face mauled by a train. It was a train right? I don't think anything less could have produced this level of fugly.
Girl: OMG, your complete lack of consideration for my feelings and blatant rudeness have turned me on!
Guy: (Thanks Shaehl!)
Try it out, it works, trust me.
If I use this, I am going to need a lot of ice for my crutch.:Haha

I found this wile back lol
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

[Alex26]

Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got FINE written all over you.

XD

[Syph]

Can't remember where I heard it, but I died laughing.

"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

[silverwolf801]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again

[sweeter]

These are the nicest ones I've heard:

Him: Do you have a dictionary?
Me: No, sorry, why?
Him: Cause you give meaning to my life.
Me: AWWW. (:

Him: Do you have a keyboard?
Me: What?? Why?
Him: Cause you're my type!

Him: Hey, how tall are you?
Me: 5'2", why?
Him: Really... how the heck did you fit in my heart?

Him: Hi, do you have a map?
Me: No, why?
Him: Cause I'd be lost without you.

Him: Excuse me, what time is it?
Me: 9:45.
Him: Time sure stops when I'm with you.

This one just cracked me up:

Him: Hi baby, you a switch?
Me: Err, no.
Him: Cause, honey, you turn me on.

(:

[AvidoWA]

Baby i am no Fred Flinstone BUT i can make your bed rock

[Gojira]

Guy: Is that a keg in your pants?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cuz I wanna TAP that ass, baby.

Guy: Are you from Tennessee?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Cuz your the only Ten-I-See.

Guy walks up behind Girl and checks out the tag to her shirt...
Girl: What the **** are you doing?
Guy: I'm sorry, I just wanted to see if you were made in Heaven.
(Dude, this one actually works! For whatever reason girls really like this one)

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Boiled, Sunny side up, or Fertilized. (Yeeeeah, pure class!)

EDIT: Just remembered three more that are surefire hits...

Guy: Were your parents retarded?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cuz your so special

Guy:If you act now, I'll do your friend for FREE!
(Girls love a good deal, right?)

Guy: Baby, you're so beautiful that you rival the graphics of Doom 3!
(Girls love gamers, right? RIGHT? hello?)

[Harley Quinn]

I don't know how the hell the tag one works, I think It's oh so crap.Laughed my ass of at the retarded one though.Get yer coat, you've pulled.I(now that one is pure cheese)lol

[Gojira]

@sophire:

Hey! I suprised by how that worked. I got my first girlfriend with that line, i was pretty young and cheezy at the time. Sometimes, when my friends joke around about pickup lines, whenever I run that "Made in Heaven" by them they think its really cheezy or really good... I guess some girls are more lactose intolerant than others. :)

But they always crack up with that "Retarded" line... I guess that's actually the best line of them all because chicks like a guy with a sense of humor, right? HAHA, anyways, here's a couple more...

Guy: Can I have your picture?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can show santa what I want for christmas.

Guy: Alright, I'm here! What are your other two wishes.

[Harley Quinn]

Oh my god I can't see the forest 4 the cheeeeeeese.lol
O.k. yeah, really bad pun.Will now go stand in the corner and hang my head in shame.:eek13:

[Tobi]

Guy walks up to a girl
Guy: You look like my next girlfriend.

Got that one off of Hitch o.O

[Mikado]

I'm rich.

[Gojira]

@Sophira... Yeah, its all good. i can never fully get that line out before I start cracking up... HAHAH, I recognize the cheeziness. I guess some girls' are more susceptible than others.

@Mikado... I take that back... The "retarded line" isn't the best line ever... Yours is. Awesome.

[Mikado]

To bad I can't use ;D.

[飛雲]

I don't know if any girl would fall for pick up lines any more, they most take it as somekind of joke and laugh.... which isn't it exactly what pick up lines suppose to do?

[Mikado]

Yea, but sometimes they may slap you instead :P.

[Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou]

I found this on the net!
As a MALE we should learn from these mistakes

How To Respond To Pickup Lines

“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

“So, wanna go back to my place?”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”

“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

“What sign were you born under?”
“No Parking.”

“Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
“Stop.”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
“Unfertilized!”

“I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
“You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“I can tell that you want me.”
“Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”

“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.”
“Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

“Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

“May I see you pretty soon?”
“Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”

“Your body is like a temple.”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”

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I didn't understand the part about the dane and donkey..

[Tobi]

Really? I thought it was quite funny xD

[Malice]

I heard this one somewhere a while back. Can't remember where.

"I must be burning up cause you're so hot."

[Neko Bam]

How 'bout:
- You must be pretty hot, because I wanna stick my penis in you
or
- You don't sweat much for a fat chick

[Graffik]

Bam, you're crazy!!!

Best pick up line ever!!! Sup, who are you?

Lol, I'm just straight up like that... :P

Flashy pickup lines don't work anymore :(

[Captain BenZ]

Creative and flashy pickup lines are good... if you're in high school. I just go straight up and introduce myself letting myself by known to the girl and make a nice little comment.

[Wingman]

Heres one:

Guy: "Ill bet you a dollar I cant kiss you"
Girl: "Okay"
Guy *Kiss her. Then give her a dollar*

[+KuSaKaBe+]

"You from Tennessee, cuz you're the only Ten-I-See!"

I know it's kinda lame >_<, but it's a kind of funny.

[Dradam]

Only ever heard once at a party. We were playin this game where we soaked a pair of shoes in petrol then you had to run between 2 points as quickly as possible, the more you do the more drinks the other person has to buy you... Anyway the guy stopped mid-run and ran up to this girl he liked...

"It may be the fact that my boots are on fire, but i find you strangely attractive."

(or summin to that effect ( was fairly drunk))
What really got me, is the fact it worked and she said yes...

[deto]

I use this one: "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Graffik]

^ :eek:

Date rape....

"Sup girl, I know you, you know me"............... [I'm out] :(

[Dradam]

(Actual convo.)

me - "Bored, whatcha wanna talk 'bout..."

Louisa - "sex, lol."

me - <_<
>_>
ok...


Therefore, "Bored, whatcha wanna talk bout.", is a pick up line with a 100% success rate.

[deto]

if i change "talk" with "try" will it..... err NEVERMIND!

[Dradam]

lol
yeah probably would work... gotta remember that one next time i speak to her...
That was a really 'interesting' conversation...
shame i dont member much... drunkeness on teh guinuiss...
damn irish creaminess...
sure there's a chat up line in there sumwhere...

[deto]

i hope you do realise that drunk womans are more easily seduced :p

so i doubt on the 100% ratio, i stick to my rag thing, it works ALOT

[Neko Bam]

Heres one:
Guy: "Ill bet you a dollar I cant kiss you"
Girl: "Okay"
Guy *Kiss her. Then give her a dollar*
O_o Kiss? Dude, you've got skill, I'll give you that, but you have to go further then that. Just walk up to her and say:

"I bet you 10 quid you can't turn me straight!"

[Dradam]

@ bamboocha - ROFL!!!

@ Deto - OMFG!! Do you think she was trying to seduce me!! cos i was teh drunk!
o_o
Now i am freaked!

[Hiraishin]

Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes~♥

[Graffik]

O_o Kiss? Dude, you've got skill, I'll give you that, but you have to go further then that. Just walk up to her and say:
"I bet you 10 quid you can't turn me straight!"


QFT

There's creativity at it's finest :Domo

-"hey what say you and I :Domo ".... "I know you'll like it" :face82:

[TuRm0iL]

The thing you guys need to realize is that you only need to deal with 9's and 10's. These girls are showered with compliments all their lives, and when they meet someone who doesn't, they do anything for their approval. Basically, point out a girls flaws consistently, it works every time :D

[Graffik]

^ Jerk, lol jks

Well girl, I'd say you were beautiful, but I cannot imagine what my mother will say.................

[Yamamoto]

I heard this somewhere before from a kid behind me in a bus

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

[Isis]

I've heard that one, but it gets a bit cheesy after a while :P

One I heard from my friend when her boyfriend used it on her to get together. It's kinda cheesy but its cute anyway. "This girl's been all I can see ever since I set eyes on her. You wouldn't mind helping me out by telling me her name, would you?"

[Gojira]

I heard this somewhere before from a kid behind me in a bus

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Hahhaha...

How about...

*Walks up to Girl*
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.

or

*Walks up to Girl*
I'm here! What are your other 2 wishes?

[ichigo81195]

one i like to use on guys is:
first i bite my lip and it starts bleeding and i walk up to him and say
"I bit my lip. will you kiss it better?" and it works every time it's awesome!!!!
and then we go :Domo if you know wat i meen :biggrinki

[TuRm0iL]

"If your hand is bigger than your face while doing it, you've got cancer"

They can't help but see if its true.
Also, if your really mean, you can always smack their hands into their faces while they're checking.

[Fallgore]

The best pick up lines are lines made up on the spot. Like when a girl complains her friend isn't here to take her to lunch, be like "Want to come with me?" or something like that. I mean it's always different, and that's not the best example, but it's an example :p

Most lines really wtf-ify a girl more than anything.

[Donut]

There are no good pick-up lines.

Except for "I have a boat...". But yeah. Just say some random shit or order the woman to do something. It'll work, I guarantee it!

[ichigo81195]

List your favorite pick-up lines here.
I'll start us off:
Are you tired?
Because I'm surprised someone large as you can even move, let alone get out of your house. (The ladies love this one.)


if someone said that to me i would back slap them and then pour a milk shake down thier pants so don't use that one guys!! it won't work

[TuRm0iL]

if someone said that to me i would back slap them and then pour a milk shake down thier pants so don't use that one guys!! it won't work

Milkshake? SWEET! I AM SO USING THAT LINE!

[ichigo81195]

ha ha lol i thought some ppl would think that would be awesome.

[TuRm0iL]

just make it chocolate.

another pick up line "I tripped and hurt my balls, can u kiss them better?"

[ichigo81195]

somebody used that on me once i just made it worse and kicked them there. would you like it to have fudge swirls too??

[xiphosforr]

did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

you must be an athlete cuz you've bin running round my head all day

[Neko Bam]

Surprise buttsecks ?

[Edgey]

Are you hiding a log in your pants or are you just happy to see...me...wait, what? o_O

Also:
Are you wearing mirrors on your sleeves, because I see myself in your arms.

[Neko Bam]

Are you hiding a log in your pants or are you just happy to see...me...wait, what? o_O

Also:
Are you wearing mirrors on your sleeves, because I see myself in your arms.

O_o last time I heard that one it was about having mirrors in your pockets and being in her pants

[Edgey]

It's arms in England :D

Got another one:
Let's have sex.

Works everytime.

[rapidark]

how about.....my two favorit things are commitment and changing myself?
xD BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Kurita77]

My favorite has to be I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you? Ive actually only used one pick up line it was on my gf I was like girl I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted you to notice I noticed you back. Didnt work like i thought it would all she said was what?

[Reyin]

Lol I don't think I've seen a pick-up line work on anyone who wasn't drunk. That and for me personally most of the girls that respond to pick-up lines aren't the kind I'm interested in =/

[sag47]

One I use and works pretty well

"Hey, How would you like to take a walk arround the park"
it's AMAZING how many say, "sure"

For some reason that line reminds me of jack the ripper. :) ok ok, here goes...

"hi"

(I usually get a response with that one)

Or maybe, "care to dance?"

but that only works if you know how to dance...

[ladyrukia]

ummm i dont think there such a thing as a good pick up line

[Pyramus]

I've lost my virginity can I have yours?

Last night I dreamt my head was a football pitch, because baby you've been playing on my mind!

Can you catch? Cause I got a couple of balls coming your way!

[Chi]

The best pickup line is the one you don't use... instead try talking to the woman (girl depending on your age). Introduce yourself in a polite way, ask her about herself find out her interests and see if you have any in common, then ask her if she would have some coffee or dinner or whatever is appropriate. Most importantly don't follow any of the stupid dating rules you might have heard as a kid growing up like the wait 3days to call her rule. Cause you snooze you lose, your not the only guy who hits on her on a daily basis and some other guys won't have some of those reservations. I guess what am trying to say is... don't be a duche just be you and treat the woman like she's someone special and not like every other woman or a piece of meat. :)

[Kryptin2007]

"Are you from Tennessee?"

"No"

"Well your the only 10 i see!"

[ProtoFunc]

I've lost my virginity can I have yours?

LMAO!! ahahaha... wow.

..

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cuz i can see me in your pants.

I lost my number, can i have yours?

..

And holy crap to the people who don't think lame pick up lines work... they actually do work simply because they are lame. it's a good ice breaker and depending on the chick, she might actually like the cheesy compliment (i'm talking about the decent ones... not the sexual ones liek what i just posted).

[ladyrukia]

lol pick up lines never worked on me. i have to agree wit what chi said just be ur self and talk to the girl /woman.

[ShyGuy]

this may be stupid but....

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make the bed rock."

[KholdStare]

this may be stupid but....

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make the bed rock."

I'd like to see the look on the girl's face after you say that to her.

[ladyrukia]

lol that or see how bad u got rejected. and her handprint on ur face

[Kenshin0o8]

did you knew girls talk more than guys thinks? and than convo start :P

[Future]

Say, has anyone ever told you, You've got Yugoslavian hands?

[VIDTID]

Your eyes are like wrenches....


Everytime i see them my nuts tighten :p

[Gojira]

Nice legs... What time do they open?

[xiphosforr]

lol this 1 made me laugh-
'are you related to the hulk...because you're incredible'
lol

[Kuta~]

"I've got a magic Watch. its 10:30 and your not wearing any underwear"
"I am wearing underwear"
"I'm sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast"

[Gojira]

Alright! I'm here! What are your other 2 wishes?

Heheh...

[Do'Urden]

Hahaha. I don't recommend this one but I find it hilarious:

"Nice shoes...Wanna ****?"

Hahaha.

[Takeshi]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[Do'Urden]

Hahaha.

[Takeshi]

"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

[Hime-chan]

lol at all of your pick-up lines
yes I was bored and went through all of them, but I agree with what some ppl have already said... they're pointless, I'll laugh if someone used one on me, luckily they haven't. it's best to start off with a normal conversation lol

[Takeshi]

Wait here's more

"Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna f***?"

"Let's bypass all the bulls*** and just get naked."

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

Lmao.

[Hime-chan]

lmao
I wonder what girl you'll get by saying that lol

[sag47]

"I'm not quite sure how to put this gently but... I would like to.... plow you."

[Gojira]

Are your parents retarded? Because you are so speeeecial.

Or my personal favorite...

Is that a keg in your pants because I would like to tap dat ass. :D

[Kuta~]

"I'm no Hannibal Lecter, but there are parts of your anatomy i wouldn't mind Tasting"

[Hueso Loco]

*Wonders where Kaijeto & Gojira get those pickup lines, and if they have ever used any of them.* :hmm:

[Addiction]

This one will most likely get you slapped unless the chick has a good sense of humor lol

"Hey... you working or walking?"

XD

[Lelouch]

Pick up lines are lulz.

There are times , when a pick up line might work. The delivery of the line is more important than the line itself. I can't picture the average guy saying something like " Nice shoes , want to ####? " and stil get results. There are people though , who have that kind of energy that allows them to succeed with those lines. It's true that if we knew how to do it , it would work.

But not all of us are rock-stars , famous people or whatever so it mainly doesn't. I suggest you stick with what Chi said. Be yourself.

For the sake of thread though , I'll contribue by saying this:
"Wow , amazing teeth you got there. You're the first girl/woman I've seen in my life that resembles Bugs Bunny that much! ".

[Amira]

The other day my friend was out with some friends. It was a bit rainy and one guy came and said to her "Hey, you can stand under my umbrella"

I think that was pretty sweet, actually :D

[Night Prowler]

"Hi can i buy you enough drinks till you start fancying me?" I heard of a girl that this was a good chat up line.

[Gojira]

*Wonders where Kaijeto & Gojira get those pickup lines, and if they have ever used any of them.* :hmm:

Heh, I haven't used any of the crazy lines but I have been known to use some of the cheesier lines on a dare.

For example:
*Goes up to girl and checks the tag on the back of her shirt*
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Sorry, I just wanted to check to see if you were made in Heaven.

Gah, the cheeese. But yeah... That line was sooo cheesy she couldn't but laugh. But that helped to break the ice. I think a lot of these lines come s down to how you deliver them... You gotta deliver them like you are telling a joke because that's all they are in the end. As long as you can get a laugh then they've done their job... And on that note...

Excuse me, I'm new around here and I've lost my number can I have yours?

[Yori]

"hey i think you dropped something ...wait it was my jaw"

[Neko Bam]

"I don't really have an opening sentence, but I do have a sentence...do you have an opening?"

[Addiction]

"I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?"

XD

[Dark Fire]

You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise. lawls

[Gojira]

^Heheh

"Do you believe in sex before the first date?"

[Neko Bam]

"My breasts used to be much bigger before the operation..."

[Wanderer]

Hi dude, let's play video games.

[.:Bunny:.]

"You're hot, wanna go out?"

^ That's all I have to say. If he says no, I walk away.

;P

(Meh, sorry for the bump ><)

[Mendelson Shape]

if i had h-r-t, i could add "u" and get hurt or add "e-a" and get a heart but i would rather add "u" and get hurt than have a heart without u!

watch nah that is a big one. tried and tested, guaranteed response and for sure a date. take out your notebook fellas and take that one down!