Good Pickup Lines

[Malicious insomniac]

Hey baby, have you seen what my bed looks like?
wanna?

ok, ok, i came up with that on the spot.

i don't have a fav.

but i know lots, like baby, u great (grate) like cheese. :eek13:
there's more to come x_x

[Kibou]

there are none really..like seriously they're ALL bad.

someone tried this on me--
Are you hurting? Because it must have hurt when you fell from the sky.



PFT the delivery on that was horrible because I can't remember so w.e :P

[mgviperman]

Try these on for size!
http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/pick_up_lines.htm

btw, i think pick-up lines should be shot, brought back to life, and shot again o_O

[Malicious insomniac]

Omg, those are sooooo lame!!!
i love em' x_x
i'm gonna have some fun with em' now (6)

[park]

excuse me, was your father a meat burgler? the reason i ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

[Kibou]

DUDE! It'd be like having our own Frankenstein! WE'RE CREATING A MONSTER!

[mgviperman]

excuse me, was your father a meat burgler? the reason i ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
LMAO that's a funny one :LOL:

[TheUnlimited]

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

yea, go on and try to pick up a chick by calling her a whore :rolleye09

[Malicious insomniac]

this on'e pretty old

How do you like your eggs? fried, scrambled or fertilised?

[Cirith Kyoko]

One I use and works pretty well

"Hey, How would you like to take a walk arround the park"
it's AMAZING how many say, "sure"

[Ronin]

"Hey, you wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up."

[Malicious insomniac]

omg, that one's really good. hahaha

[sasquatchnaruto]

Are you from tenesee?cause your the only ten i see...

Hey girl you a parking ticket?
No why?
Cause you got FINE written all over...

[Ronin]

Ahaha, I love em.

[Shaehl]

List your favorite pick-up lines here.

I'll start us off:

Are you tired?
Because I'm surprised someone large as you can even move, let alone get out of your house. (The ladies love this one.)

[FascionViktem5k]

that's not a pickup line.... but watever...

Is there a mirror in your pocket?
Cuz i can see myself in your pants!

[Zephyrite]

a good one: I've got a library card; i just want to check you out!(ladies go for the real cheesy stuff)

[895954]

thts good.

here one, Are you lost ma'am? because heavens a long way from here

[konakona]

My fav.

I'm good at math. U+I=69

[895954]

LOL

heres another:ME- Can I borrow a quarter?? LADY FRIEND- What for? ME AGAIN- I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams

[konakona]

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRGGHH!!!

[Ritam]

i like this one : r u good at math cuz we can go back to my place and add the bed subtract the clothes and multiply the love

[Z_Blitz]

Here's something thats meant to be comic and NEVER used in real life unless you're really stupid...
Excuse me did you just fart? Cause I just got blown away!
*LOL*...

[MVIK]

i like this one : r u good at math cuz we can go back to my place and add the bed subtract the clothes and multiply the love
U left: divide the legs..... XD

R u real? Because i just heard an Angelic voice...

[Ritam]

o ya i did MVIK! lol

o crap...i just had a pick up line....i forgot it now....crap.....

[konakona]

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

[Hits]

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Nice legs, at what time do they open ?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place so we can spread the word.

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.

Hi. I just need you to know that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

One of us is thinking of sex. Ok, it's me.


Oh and some funny lines from Family Guy...

1.*talks to two women* I don't want to get in between you guys, or do I? Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

2.You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...

3. Hey, does this look like a Q to you?


*Ok, I can go on for hours with this stuff but my therapist told me not to...*

[konakona]

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

lol

know you know why getting dates is easy for me

[Cleric]

pick-up lines that are doomed to fail:

"Hay, i've go cable"
"once the itchen stopps i'll be ready for loven baby"
"I play Lewis on the Drew Carry Show"

[konakona]

Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? 68!!. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

[Shaehl]

Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

*Looks at woman and makes a summoning gesture with middle finger* *Woman walks over* If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with the whole had.

[mariksluva]

well I was thinking about some cheap pick up lines that ive heard and i thought it would be funny to hear some...so if you know any...put em down... I'll start with some ive used a few times...(as a joke...of course)
-If I could re-arange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together
-I've lost my number, can I have yours?
-Do you hav mirrors in your pants...cuz i can see myself in 'em

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you...how about that?

[Mizu no Kokoro]

haha, those funny^^ sorta cute~ lol, i'm a girl, so i have no pick up lines since i'm not the forward type :P

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

lol its just fun for the cheap ones...Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

[Behind the mask]

ttoad"Hey, your the most beautiful girl in the world, how'd you like to make me your toad prince" immediately followed by him screaming "NOT IN THE FACE!!"

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

[Behind the mask]

Help I'm drowning [in what what?] your beautiful eyes

[mariksluva]

do your legs hurt, cuz you've been running through my mind all day

[MaskedDrifter]

Girl says: This place is beautiful
Guy says: really? I wasn't looking at the place.
Girl: You PERVERT!

[Behind the mask]

girl:your ttoad right?
ttoad:yeah
girl:you know I find amphibians very sexy
ttoad:*faints from shock*

[mariksluva]

One that never fails......How You Doin'?

[MaskedDrifter]

Wow those are big.....

[Behind the mask]

Will you marry me

[MaskedDrifter]

Could you please have my children?

[mariksluva]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living

[Behind the mask]

Will you please go out with me so I don't go home and have to commit suicide

[Someguy1]

*Pull out gun*
"Shut up, act natural, and come with me."


(Guaranteed successful most of the time!)

[HallowDude]

Good thing i brought my library card.... cuz i wanna check you out :biggthump
my friend made that up at school
i heard some guy said
"dam!! yo ass so fine it sent shivers up my spine":LOL:

[Behind the mask]

I'm rich and desperate...do I need to say more.

[HallowDude]

do u have a map?
girl:why?
cause i keep getting lost in your eyes

[Behind the mask]

I'm an Emo, your an Emo...wanna go pretend to cut our selves

[Silfrsyn]

I have only three months to live...

[Someguy1]

Sheesh! Pick up lines and flirting are so much hassles these days!

We should all do what our neanderthal ancestors did and just bonk the person that we find attractive on the head and drag them home by the hair!

[Silfrsyn]

I'm good at math. U+I=69

[_Ink]

roses are red, violets are blue
all my bases are belong to you

[Silfrsyn]

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

[ChansteR]

I'm good at math. U+I=69
hahaha, that cracked me up so bad!!!!

Some girl told me this.....but not to me, just a pickup line she told me
"Is it raining outside because I have fallen for you"

[Felonious Funk]

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

[_Ink]

i know how girls like gay guys, so how about it, I would turn gay for you....

[Panic Attack]

does your daddy work with explosives???

Because your tha BOMB!!!

~hehehehe. saw a guy use that and get kicked in the jewels~

[Urasai]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[_Ink]

If God was a girl, then I have met my maker today!

[ChansteR]

*go out with me or die*

i heard that somewhere and it cracked me up

[_Ink]

I love women...what more could you ask from me to be your guy?

[ChansteR]

I Need Reproduction!!!!!!!!

[Felonious Funk]

Stand still so I can pick you up.

[HallowDude]

Act to cool for the person.. they will fall for u..
one of my friends did that... TWICE!!!

[skyde534]

"Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them."

One I've actually said as a joke:
"Blueberries or strawberries?"
["What are you talking about?"]
"I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning."

I love the phone number one.

[Silfrsyn]

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

[ISAMU]

Renji: Come home with me and I will show you my Bankai.

[Silfrsyn]

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

[Draki]

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

[Silfrsyn]

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

[Someguy1]

"Pull my finger"

[Silfrsyn]

Wow! Are those real?

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

do you have mirrors in your pants, cuz i see me in them

[Byakuya7]

Your father, I wonder. does he steal things? Cause I wonder who stole the sky from your eyeball!?

Tribute to dat phan, the comedian with the best pick up line ever!

[MooL]

Here's a good one (and very popular in Tennessee):

"Gurl, u r soooooooooooo fine."

To which the girls reply,
"MMKAY I LIKE YOU."

[Otaru]

@uck me if i'm wrong, but is your name Bob?

[_Ink]

wine is sweet, but i bet your lips are sweeter Mi Lady

[MaskedDrifter]

It's this big I swear.

[MooseVW]

Are you Italian? Cause I couldn't help noticing your angel hair.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Girl, you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy.

The song "I Wanna Be Your Lover" by Weird Al Yankovic.

[Urasai]

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?

[.Rik-uh-shey]

I'm good at math. U+I=69

AHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA LMAO!!! awww that was nice. unfortunately all i have is this. U+I=:doindadom

[konakona]

U+I=:doindadom

DOMO!!

Join the Domo FC!!


"Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?"

[kazekagekunai]

here's a list (not sure if these had already been said or not)

are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see

hey, im new here, so can i get the directions to your apartments?

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together
OR
if i could rearrang the alphabet, i'd put U between the F and the CK

*run into a girls chest* well that would've never happened if they were'nt so big

hey! how you doing!

[Urahara-sama]

Is heaven missing an angel cause you got nice cans.(nice Futurama quote)

[Someguy1]

um.....have anyone ever tried any of these? makes you wonder what would happen if someone did. lol

[Makaze]

The names makaze. remember it, youll be screaming it tonight

[Urahara-sama]

The names (insert name), remember it. You'll be putting it on a restraining order.

[Someguy1]

The names makaze. remember it, youll be screaming it tonight


not only will the girl be screaming but so will her dad with a baseball bat after he finds out what happened! lol.

[Silfrsyn]

Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

is your daddy a terrorist cuz u r da bomb!!!

[Silfrsyn]

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

are you a parking ticket (what) cuz u got fine written all over you

[Silfrsyn]

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

[Urahara-sama]

Heh Heh alright. How old are you anyway. *16* 18! your first.

[Silfrsyn]

You look a lot like the person in my head who keeps telling me to burn down houses!

[ssjtrunkssgurl]

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
haha imagine a guy telling this to a gurl!!!

[MooL]

are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see

Well, darling, you've got my heart.

Heh, I've heard that a million times, and they even started putting that on t-shirts, lmao.

Pick up lines:
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants."

Haha, this one is obviously in the first post, but I modified it..to sound better--err, cheaper--whatever you wanna call it. =P

"Darling, aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

Ahhh, anyway, so I took two seconds out of my life and Google searched "cheesy pick up lines" and it let me to this wonderfully cheesy website:

http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html

I love how there is a poll of "successes". That just makes my day. XD

[Silfrsyn]

I'm just gonna skip the corny pick-up line and get straight to the part where you slap me.

[Shinigami_Josh]

did it hurt *what?* falling from heven

[Sottef]

I got a good one..
Hope no one already used it.

"Wa! Sexy Slippers, Shall we "F U C K"?!"

(One of my friends did say this to about a hundred of girls at a vacation paradise for us Swedes. Some of them was interested, but they looked as hell, so he ran for his life understanding what mistake he did trying with a ugly one) =P

[akin_t]

This one is very funny ... well to me it was ...

Guy: Hey babe, why don't you & I get some pizza - head over to my place and have sex?

Girl: ....

Guy: What? You don't like pizza?

I was dared to say that to someone once ...

[baby_azn23]

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

[baby_azn23]

i just remembered.. this idiot tried this on me :
" No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? "

[akin_t]

i just remembered.. this idiot tried this on me :
" No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? "

Haha that is a funny one, but I guess the person recieving it won't find it amusing

[Bi-Ryu]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

[_Ink]

baby_azn23
even in the randomness section, try not to double post ok?
read the rules in my signature, Clubbleach rules.

Here is one i used:" you know, I lost your number on my phone, now...can I ask for it again...

She:" I don't believe we met...?

Me:" well, now that we do, mind if i ask your name and number?

She:" cheesy...but you look cute.

[frbbls]

You: You must be really REALLY tired by now...
Girl: Huh?!
You: Yea you have been running in circles for ages in my head now.
-----------------------------
You: *grab an icecube out of your/her glass and throw it on the ground*
You: Great! Now the ice has been broken your place or mine?

[Stigmata]

"Is he in prison? The man who stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

[mariksluva]

yeah so the sexy one is back....with a line...that goes like...
"If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food." lol its cheap, but you gotta be so smooth...

[Someguy1]

http://www.nabiki.com/sstalker/images/kuno.jpg

"I would date with you, pig-tailed girl!"

[mariksluva]

lol one i pulled recently...(lool while ordering food of course)
leans over desk/table/chair/wall
"I'd like an all dresses hot dog..." *wink*
another: You are falling madly in lust with me, you just haven't realized it yet.... (i havent used that one yet..)

[mooks]

Q: D'you know how heavy a polar bear is?
girl: umm, i dunno...
A: Enough to break the ice, how you doin?

(Actually worked once... when i was drunk)

[_Ink]

You needed a richer life, so here I am, satisfying your needs, what more could you ask for?

[mariksluva]

wow no one has posted here in a while...:( how sad...well my friend sent me an email...and yeah there was this one thing he sed that grossed me out
-"if you were soup and i were eating you, i'd slurp" -_-' (i wasnt too happy reading that email...)
and my other friend told me these ones which i found funny...
-Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
-i wish you my homework so i can do you on my table....
thats all i got 4 now....

[SLVR]

You and me thats all I need

[HallowDude]

Go to a girl and say-
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world"
percent chance of working- 80%
(trust me ive tried):LOL:

[unwaken]

You: *grab an icecube out of your/her glass and throw it on the ground*
You: Great! Now the ice has been broken your place or mine?

lol :LOL:

there was this boy that kept trying to catch my attention by walking back and forth but i kept pretending i couldn't see him. finally he tried this..

him: hey! look over there!
me: huh? *turns to see and turns back* there's nothing?
him: no... in an alternate universe, that's you and me making out in the corner. wanna de javu?

lol. :LOL: i thought it was pretty weird but funny.

[konakona]

"Come with me, we will have teh sex"

[Random Havoc]

lol :LOL:
there was this boy that kept trying to catch my attention by walking back and forth but i kept pretending i couldn't see him. finally he tried this..
him: hey! look over there!
me: huh? *turns to see and turns back* there's nothing?
him: no... in an alternate universe, that's you and me making out in the corner. wanna de javu?
lol. :LOL: i thought it was pretty weird but funny.

Did it work :P

[konakona]

hahaha .

[unwaken]

Did it work :P

hahahah
wouldn't you like to know? :biggrinlo


























yes it did. lol!

[konakona]

"Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime."

[unwaken]

hey! we're both alive! let's mate.

lol!!!

I DARE ANYBODY TO TRY THIS OUT! hahahahahaah!

[konakona]

Hahahaha...

*wonders*

How much...?

:p:

[unwaken]

omg! u will? 10 thousand virtual cookies!

of cos it's gotta be somebody you don't know. lol girlfriends wouldn't count. heh

[konakona]

Hahaha, Sure

[unwaken]

lol!

update me with her reply! :p

[konakona]

Haha, No problem

[Ronin36]

Okay, the title is misleading. What I mean is, does anyone know any conversation starters, or some excuse to spend time with a girl? Whenever I try to hang out with one, my mind goes blank, I don't know what to say, and I don't have a plausible excuse to stay with her. Please help.

[Mobius]

a good way to start is to look around your environment, and ask her wat she thinks of a certain thing from that environment.

eg, youre in a park and see rubbish on the ground. you say everyones littering nowadays. dont you think we're gonna kill the planet this way??

women love to share their views you know how they always wanna talk? well give them an oppurtunity and LISTEN. LISTEN AND RESPOND positively.

[Kray]

You just need to not think, because if you think too hard - you'll screw it up.

Just be yourself, and keep her smiling. :)

[Sweeney]

Do you have a map, because I got lost in your eyes......*barf*

[silverwolf801]

I've used this one before. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

[Sweeney]

I've used this one before. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
.....did it work?

[Nicole]

Pfft.

I'd never fall for that.

You need to be more smooth. :P

"I lost my teddy bear, wanna sleep with me?"

"Did you fall out of the sky? Cuz your ass is out of this world."

:)

[chiriyuku]

I actually like lame pickup lines! When said with a confident, fun smile it's a good ice-breaker.

But yeah... It's not a good sign if you have to try so hard. Just relax and
just treat that person like a regular friend. Also, you can talk bout things you're interested in or like Silver Surfer said, make observations.

[Xferox 02]

i dont know any, just say hi and ask them about them self, listen and make sure you respond honestly.....unless the truth can hurt their feeling. eye contact are the most important, look at them make them see that you notice her

[Lucki]

something something pasta...one a guy said to me i didn't catch the first bit lol...but then later he came up and asked how my pasta was then asked me to walk with him....i thought it was a sweet way to start^^

[candyb3ar]

i believe the term "g00d pick up line" is almost an oxymoron in it's own right..."nice pant's but they would look better on my floor"...i have heard SOOO many its obscene...i'll be sure to post lost here...:p

[Mighty Aramir]

There is no such thing as a good pick up line, they suck! if you want to talk to a girl, just try to find something you have in common, eye contact is always good, tells a lot about each others intentions. but just dont give it much tought, let it go fluently, if you mess up... well, you messed up, there is nothing to do about it, just learning from your mistakes

[Z_Blitz]

/Thread Merged with "Favourite Pickup Lines" and "Best pickup lines"

[Pie <3]

If I could re-write the dictionary I would put U and I together.

[Sweeney]

something something pasta...one a guy said to me i didn't catch the first bit lol...but then later he came up and asked how my pasta was then asked me to walk with him....i thought it was a sweet way to start^^
Pasta? :eek13: Ill have to try that....

How about I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

[Lucki]

@ yourmomsahollow that could work i guess O.O.....one a guy did, i found odd as i was swimming and he kept splashing me, i thought it was an accident but by the 5th time i was suspicious >.>..i didnt know what to do to that so i laughed and swam away but then it ended up being a game of tag which was fun^^

[Xaimas]

It really depends on the girl/boy

Just play it cool and be yourself and you should do fine ;)

[Pie <3]

How about "Suck me , beautiful"

[Xaimas]

^

That will get you a slap on the face at best :p

[Mobius]

dear god PIE wat kind of fukin rapist r u? i mean take it easy!! :D

different things work for different girls, you dont always have to be confident and charming. if youre nervous aruond a girl you really like, then SAY IT!! tell her that being around her makes you nervous because she is soo very beautiful. i have used that once and the girl wat blown away. she was like omg that is soo sweet and she hugged and kissed me. we broke up but that a diff story.

do not try to act like youreconfident and out going if you are not. women have an uncanny ability to see right through guys. if you know the girl well enough a lame pickup lineis a good way to break the ice.

and when it comes to copliments, women are ravenous hungry beasts!! always compliment them. try to notice something different they have done like hair, shoes out fit etc. and say that it looks good on them.

also you should make contact through touching as much as possible without being creepy. this brings closeness and actions speak a lot harder than words.

but most important!! treather like a queen. make her feel like she is special, make her feel beautiful, take her where she wants to go not where you wanna go. and always pay for everything, unless it is something she is buyin for her family etc, or unless she insists on it. hold her hand. most women think that holding hands it sweet and she will love ya for it.

1 more thing, this is corny but most girls think it is romantic and sexy, Catch her once in your arms if shes about to fall, and sorta half smile at her and lift her up slowly. tust me it works :D

hope those help get the girl of your dreams!!

[Pie <3]

To get you extra points you can send something from a love song to her. Like a small text or something.

I did that once. she was like awwww , that is so cute.

I was like "m'kay"

:P

[Axdsilva]

Is there really a thing to pick up lines? Cause everyone I know sees 'em as cheesy & frankly I agree.

[Silhouette]

Pickup lines, eh? *grins*

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you? How bout we head back to my place and cool you down. I hear getting naked is the best way to combat heat"

lmao.. Kidding. How about?

"Have we met?"

"I know I've seen you before."

"Hi, I'm [insert name here], lone survivor of the Uchimoochi race. Would you like to go out with me?"

"Sup?"

---at school---
"Damn, I can't seem to get this Algebra problem. Can you help me?"

"Damnit, I'm so stupid! Can anyone help me with this math problem?" *cough*

---At a restaurant or eating place---
"Would you like some [insert name here] with that [insert food she's eating here]?"

[Dexter]

lmao@ Silver Surfer

u seriously talking from experience?? o.O

[Xferox 02]

heres what i did when i tried to get my gf's number
Hi.....(sad face) i lost my phone number, can i have yours>?????? please????
lol she cracked up and gave me her number

[Mobius]

@ decado, damn str8 man. it works, ask most girls. that up there is tried and tested quality advice. im serious.

[silverwolf801]

some more of my good stuff. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven

[Aristocrat]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Dexter]

^ lmao i liked that one (never use any of these tho <.<")

Girl u must be tired, cos u been walking through my mind all day

[Sweeney]

some more of my good stuff. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven
Ooooh I think this is my favorite :toocool:

Try this: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her

[Dexter]

^ taht can easily backfire if she just gives u the quarter, lol. guess u can always say the line anyway.

[Mobius]

ok ok i give!!
ill post pickup lines too:

"is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven??"

[Kimochi]

boys have weird way to get a girl's number.. it just funni and lame sumtimes.. sumtimes i hear from my fren that her bf says : i think i just saw an angel falling down from the sky..and my fren was just like hey if uu wann my number just tell me duunn give stupid pick up line.. then the guy stood dumbly and say can i have uur no.. when ii heard that i wass laughing like my tummy gonna burst..

y duunn uu just but her drink and get to noe her better.. i as a girl i noe.. girls like this stuff.. and whenn uu meet here duunn give her rose.. orchid is the best..!!

[Kray]

Ooooh I think this is my favorite :toocool:
Try this: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her

If someone asked me that, I'd give 'em a quarter and be like the number is 954-257-7732, call her. :Haha


edit: no that's not a real number >_>;

[millsholla]

hey gurl...u look like a tall glass of water and im thirsty...


or my personal favorite:

Sexy! Can I buy you a pepsi?

[sinkinswimmer]

i'm not much of a pickup artist, i just like to say "hi", or "hello"; followed by "i'm <enter name here>". if they don't even bother to return the greeting, move on.

[Thelindra]

omg u guys, those lines can really make a girl happy XD

u guys can watch OHSHC for more too ^.<

[Hunni3]

Originally Posted by YourMomsAHollow
Ooooh I think this is my favorite
Try this: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her


if anyone said that to me i wuld think they are a momma's boy. :p


i got one XD i dun know if its been said yet but.

Boy your name must be campbell cuz you are mmmm mmmm good ! :p

[Que Sera Sera]

I heard a pretty good one

"Miss, I've lost my number. May I have/borrow yours?"(Works for boys only and is very CHEESY)

[Thelindra]

Originally Posted by YourMomsAHollow
Ooooh I think this is my favorite
Try this: Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her
if anyone said that to me i wuld think they are a momma's boy. :p
i got one XD i dun know if its been said yet but.
Boy your name must be campbell cuz you are mmmm mmmm good ! :p
being a momma boy can also mean that guy is respectful towards girls, which is not bad IMO.

@Shinkuya: Imagine if the girl innocently reply:" Huh? How can u be so absent minded to 4get yur own number?" :p

[Cheryl]

That would be right back at him. :P

[Atrias]

This one actually got me a girl, she was my best friend at the time and thought I was sweet... well, hell she could have been pitying me, but it could work for you.

Me: You know, I reckon you could live forever
Her: Why's that?
Me: Survival of the fittest hun!

(For those that don't get fittest, in UK is similar slang to the US "fine")

[Mighty Aramir]

OMG, they're so pathetic they're funny!!! im sure that the girl probably thinks you're funny or, quite insane to say that (no offense to anyone)

[Atrias]

You're so hot, even for an angel... I bet you fell from the stars, hit the gorgeous tree and hit every branch on the way down!

[SoundWave]

Pfft.
I'd never fall for that.
You need to be more smooth. :P
"I lost my teddy bear, wanna sleep with me?"
"Did you fall out of the sky? Cuz your ass is out of this world."
:)
Hahahaha.. funny.. xD
I would never use one though.. :P
@Shinkuya: Imagine if the girl innocently reply:" Huh? How can u be so absent minded to 4get yur own number?" :p
What if he were to answer: Cuz I was stunned by your beautiful presence.. lol.. XD.. hahahaha

[Sweeney]

I think someone should go out, try some of these, and record the results XD

[Mighty Aramir]

yeah, ill give cookies to anyone who does it and records it

[Lucki]

grab your coat you pulled...a guy said it to my mate..icki...she just walked away like wtf?

[Anubisrage]

"hello there, could you go out with me plz?"
why?
"cause I need to attract ALOT of ATTENTION really fast!"

[Thelindra]

Hahahaha.. funny.. xD
I would never use one though.. :P
What if he were to answer: Cuz I was stunned by your beautiful presence.. lol.. XD.. hahahaha
OMG~! sya Nos u are really good at this XD

[SoundWave]

OMG~! sya Nos u are really good at this XD
Gosh I hope not.. is that good or bad? >.>

[Thelindra]

heh...i think its....good? provided that u mean it with yur heart and say it to yur GF only =P

"hello there, could you go out with me plz?"
why?
"cause I need to attract ALOT of ATTENTION really fast!"
This one just sounds SO wrong...

[maximoose666]

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

[Anubisrage]

heh...i think its....good? provided that u mean it with yur heart and say it to yur GF only =P
This one just sounds SO wrong...
Lol, I made it up just now... im so sleepy... its 4 am here... havent slept all day...

[SoundWave]

heh...i think its....good? provided that u mean it with yur heart and say it to yur GF only =P
Mkay.. gotcha.. *dun have a GF* :P mwahaha

Lol@maxi

"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs." woot.. xD

[Thelindra]

maxi....thats just perverted >_>: unless the girl enjoys this kind of compliment, u dun wanna try it X_x

Anu: u need a sleep already >_>:

Nos: say it to yur future GF than, or someone u think that really deserve it ^^

[Anubisrage]

maxi....thats just perverted >_>: unless the girl enjoys this kind of compliment, u dun wanna try it X_x
Anu: u need a sleep already >_>:
Nos: say it to yur future GF than, or someone u think that really deserve it ^^
Ok Ill be going now...
Yay I made Plus Soul now...
*snore*

[SoundWave]

I'll remember that thel.. :9

found a funny one... hehehe..
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

night anubis

[Anubisrage]

I'll remember that thel.. :9
found a funny one... hehehe..
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
night anubis
ROFL man that is so nicely perverted!

[Thelindra]

I'll remember that thel.. :9

found a funny one... hehehe..
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

night anubis
...............................*stunned*


and i tot u are a nice guy >_>; U killed it~! :sad

i guess u can say that to a hooker or yur wife XD

[SoundWave]

Mhmm.. for a perverted mind.. *grins* :D

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
"I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart..."
"Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?"
"Let's go get liquored up and rape each other."
"I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy."

teheee.. xD

(thel I'm not into pick-up lines, I like laughing at them lol..)

[Anubisrage]

...............................*stunned*
and i tot u are a nice guy >_>; U killed it~! :sad
i guess u can say that to a hooker or yur wife XD
YOUR WIFE!!!
how can you say that to your wife?
a hooker, yes. wife, no... little more respect for a wife at least in my opinion.

[Thelindra]

...............no wali nos....those are WAY TOO perverted >_>;

wife can, if u wanna be naughty or smth like that XD

[SoundWave]

Aye.. not too schmarts to say something like that to the wifey..

more:
"Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?"
hahahaha... XD

"I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off."
"Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?"
"How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!"

omg.. xD

[rhoden23]

I'll remember that thel.. :9

found a funny one... hehehe..
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

night anubis


that shiit is funny man..lol

[.multi]

I'll remember that thel.. :9
found a funny one... hehehe..
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
night anubis
That was from a movie :p I know that one, Bachelor Man (I think).

[Mighty Aramir]

OMFG, thats a good one, gotta try it... *takes notes* XD

[candyb3ar]

k this is mine...i know i am a girl but a dude can use this...hey my name is Fred...and i can make your bed rock!

[Anubisrage]

k this is mine...i know i am a girl but a dude can use this...hey my name is Fred...and i can make your bed rock!
NICE! maube I should try that!!!

[Evanesque]

No that won't work, I think we need a little critics corner to see which lines would actually work and which ones would make the girl beat the snot out of the guy XD

I think the best thing to do is shut up and smile...not leer but smile...:redbiggri

[Asuka]

You know the way the light reflects off your eyes make me *purring noises*

[maximoose666]

maxi....thats just perverted >_>: unless the girl enjoys this kind of compliment, u dun wanna try it X_x
lol, my then-gf said it was funny :P

[Thelindra]

lol, than shes likes jokes than =P

Sky.....u can make yurself a cat? O_o

[silverwolf801]

should I ever use this one. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

[TKCB]

Agh! My eyes! Mgviperman--those were bad and I don't mean in the good way if a guy said that to me...I'd probably kick him...then run him over with my car. Ha. The cheese one was funny...though I'm ashamed to say--I laughed :P

[Mobius]

not unless shes very close.

howz this....
nice shoes, lets root

[silverwolf801]

this one is better. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

[Thelindra]

should I ever use this one. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
I dun get this one

Agh! My eyes! Mgviperman--those were bad and I don't mean in the good way if a guys said that to me...I'd probably kick him...then run him over with my car. Ha. The cheese one was funny...though I'm ashamed to say--I laughed :P
no, i dun get this one too X_X


nice shoes, lets root
what is this supposed to mean? X_X

[Rihaku]

Do people do field testing for these? I'd be willing to if people paid me.

[SoundWave]

Rihaku: are you male or female? (just curious)

"Help the homeless. Take me home with you.".. hehe

[Asuka]

@Thelindra Why yes I am quite skilled at making purring noises, but yea, I wouldn't make them in your direction because that's just wierd! O_o

My guy friend said that to me and I had to share it because it made no sense.

For this one please make sure your pockets are empty.

Have you ever petted a bunny between the ears?

*if the response is no pull out your pockets out*

Want to?

[Future]

"You and i should go out on a date sometime, have some chicken, maybe a little sex... you know... see what happens"

"is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants"

and a bad pick up line is "do you accept Visa?"

[Evanesque]

"Help the homeless. Take me home with you.".. hehe

That's very cute :redbiggri

"You're really sweet, can I eat you?"

XD

[SoundWave]

Hah nice one.. :D

"My name is "milk" and I do your body good" XD

or

"I'd be happy to melt in your mouth" (eww.. kinda gross xD)

omg..
"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car."

Haahaahaha.... :9

[silverwolf801]

"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car."

Haahaahaha.... :9
Man I love that one. But try on this one. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

[Iro]

pretend to accidentally spill coffee on a girl and say...

"sorry I spelt coffee on your blouse... do you want me to clean that up for you" :p

now start taking advantage of the situation, rofl!

[silverwolf801]

hm that actually sounds like that could possibly get you killed

[Jenova]

I dunno if this has been said before but:

Picker-upper: "Hey there's something on your butt"
Being Picked-up: "What"
Picker-upper: "My eyes"

[Mighty Aramir]

>.> honestly, id feel a bit bad with myself using those... but they are so fu%$ing funny, ill go out and try them one day

[Anubisrage]

>.> honestly, id feel a bit bad with myself using those... but they are so fu%$ing funny, ill go out and try them one day
Be sure to wear "protection" if you know what I mean...
you dont wanna get kicked between the legs without protection...

[Thelindra]

/me happen to kick those area twice be4. beware.

pretend to accidentally spill coffee on a girl and say...
"sorry I spelt coffee on your blouse... do you want me to clean that up for you" :p
now start taking advantage of the situation, rofl!
now Iro, thats just perverted =/

I dunno if this has been said before but:
Picker-upper: "Hey there's something on your butt"
Being Picked-up: "What"
Picker-upper: "My eyes"
so is this >_>;;

only Eva's one sound mroe inncoent XD

[silverwolf801]

another one of my famous lines:Is your daddy a thief?
["No."]
Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

[silverwolf801]

not my fault.

[Thelindra]

another one of my famous lines:Is your daddy a thief?
["No."]
Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
this one is much better :p

someone deleted the post? *points above*

[Anubisrage]

If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put 'u' and 'i' together.

[gwcommander]

I heard this one over the radio.
"Are your parents retarded? Beacuse you are one very special lady."
Yea what woman wouldnt want you after that one.

[Anubisrage]

I heard this one over the radio.
"Are your parents retarded? Beacuse you are one very special lady."
Yea what woman wouldnt want you after that one.
she would propably kill you!!!

[gwcommander]

lol no probably to it. I would die.

[silverwolf801]

Hm what about this one very good and bad: My name's [Kirk], but you can call me "lover."

[Mighty Aramir]

hmmm cheesy....=_=" but funny anyways...

[RahxephoN]

how about...."hey am i dead cause i can see an angel in front of me"
she'll be probably something like "huh where?"....but at least i tried:p

[pero_renji!]

If you dont have the right approach, doesnt matter how good of a pickup line you have, it wont help :D. But some of them are definately funny though.

[warp:routine]

my favorite pickup line:

"Are you from heaven? 'cause i got an erection."

[Anarchy]

how about "Is their a mirror in your pants cuz I can see myself in 'em"

[Thelindra]

the pickup lines are getting more pervy by the posts >_>;

[Aristocrat]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see

[Jenova]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see
That makes the person sound fat -_-"


Pick up line: How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

[Cheryl]

I overheard a conversation which two girls were having the other day...they were quoting a pickup line made by a guy:

Do you work in a bakery? Because you've got hot buns.

>__>

That sounds so wrong...

[Jenova]

^ LMAO!!
I got the same one but it goes

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Kuroi Getsuga Tenshou]

I really suck at this, I once came up with this an it actually worked (*truth*)
It goes like this :

~ Look I don't know you, and you don't know...but why don't we get together and make something happen...

(worked once)

[Anarchy]

POWER to the PERVY POSTS

[Silhouette]

lmao. A girl dropped this one on me this morning at school. We were filling out forms for our cap/gowns for graduation, and she randomly said:

"Sean, write this down. [insert her phone number here]. Call me. Maybe we can go out on a date or something?"

Psh. >.>;

[Anarchy]

see i don't think that would work in a bar but i'll try lol

[Silhouette]

Probably not. It depends on the moment and situation. Since we were all sharing "information", I guess she thought she'd try and slip me her phone number?

{edit}And you girls want to hear pervy lines?

These are from the master pervert, Quagmire:
Quagmire walks up to two girls, and stands between them. He then says; "I don't want to come between you...or do I?"

Quagmire walks in to a party or something. I forget, but there were a bunch of high school girls there. He then says; "Which one of you girls want to lose their virginity?"

There are several more, but I forgot most of them. The first one is funnier when you hear it, because spelling it out...I have to put the "clean" word...you know?

[Anarchy]

Yeah, ya know I just asked my current g/f to the movies and that was that.
btw I have been invited to your division so I'll see ya there

[DJ StarScream]

How about this I think your cute whats your name.

[Silhouette]

Bleh, too...bland. How about:

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Now that that's out of the way, can I sleep with you?"

"Hey, wanna do stuff?"

"You look lonely. Want to spend eternity with me?" >.>;

At night: "I heard that the stars shine red when two strangers have sex. Want to give it a go and see what happens?"

[angelicdesire]

lmao. A girl dropped this one on me this morning at school. We were filling out forms for our cap/gowns for graduation, and she randomly said:
"Sean, write this down. [insert her phone number here]. Call me. Maybe we can go out on a date or something?"
Psh. >.>;

O_o oh? sean got hit on? :redbiggri

anyway i had some guy say this pick up line to me before....are you tired? cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

:rolleye09