Dirty Convo Thread V1

[Ai]

Right..My mate has this 45 yr old who lives about three houses away from him..One night when i was there last year i went over there at about 11 pm at night and we ended up sleeping together..Good stuff..

Anyway fast forward to a few weeks ago and i was at my mates again and wandered over..We chatted good stuff and had some wine..Then i ended up screwing her again..On her car bonnet at about 12 am at night..Good stuff..

She's married and we have good fun together..My mates don't know about it and neither does anyone else..

I got to screw her because her husband lives in new zealand..And shes here in tas..

My dilema is thus..The second time i went there i managed to get her home phone number and said i would call sometime..

should i call back and continue the very highly charged erotic relationship..regardless of the consequences if I was caught..Or should I just not call her and never see her again..The only thing she knows about me is my first name pretty well and some general info..Not enough to find me..I have the next move..And i'm finding myself perplexed.

[Nicole]

Considering her age, I'd say don't do it anymore. xD

But that's just my opinion.

[moat]

you fucking pimp. this don't sound like a dilema to me!

[Kichi_Sama]

Abandoning would be the worst thing. But it depends on you. If you think you could just walk away and forget her then go ahead and live with the guilt.

if it was me......I'd keep going for as long as I could - it's just sex. If it gets too serious cool it off.

[Ethanol]

you fucking pimp. this don't sound like a dilema to me!

LOL, that's what I was thinking when I first read it.

Honestly....if you can live with the guilt, then I guess you can keep doing it. However, if feelings start to arise, then the shit has hit the fan and you are in a world of pain/hurt. So, you can keep at it but end it before it gets TOO serious.

[Chrono Detector]

So your saying your sleeping with a married women, did I read correctly?

If so, I highly suggest you don't. I'm not about to lay about adultery or anything like that, if you get caught, you life is going to be a nightmare.

[silverwolf801]

she is 45. If she has personality and looks good then I would call her back without a doubt

[Ai]

I'm not really guilty..At least not about screwing a married woman..It's more the fact that she lives a few houses from my mate and he has no idea..

I'm just thinking whether it's worth it if he ever found out...Though he probably wouldn't care.

[silverwolf801]

He wouldn't care if you screw his wife. Man I wish I had friends like yours

[Ai]

lawl..

No im not screwing my mates wife..

Im screwing a woman whom is my mates neighbor

[Dark Fire]

I'm not really guilty..At least not about screwing a married woman..It's more the fact that she lives a few houses from my mate and he has no idea..

I'm just thinking whether it's worth it if he ever found out...Though he probably wouldn't care.

well I do have to agree you are a *P*I*M*P*
I say hit that shit, she is just as guilty as you are if things get fucked up get the hell outa there, I mean if she isn't doin it w/ you she'd be doin it w/ someone else right. Tell you buddy I sure he'll get a kick out of it, hey and if things go all and well mabe he'll get in on some of that action.....j/k:biggrinki

[Jaran]

Piffle.

If she's a good lay, keep screwing her.

As long as her husband doesn't find out at least. xD

So yeah, that's my opinion on it. If you feel bad about not telling your bud, just tell him.

[Askand]

Well my humble opinion. I think you should be honest and stop seeing her. If she gets too high hopes or falls in love you (it's rare but can happen). The situation is not going to be pretty. But at least follow what you feel is the correct stuff. I think age does not matter, but you have to think on your safety first. But if you two are only doing for the fun of it. Be careful to not be caught. *sighs* I dont like this type of situation.s I had one and it really hurted me enough to leave some deep wounds. Just thinking about it and choose wisely. the rest is up to you. Good luck

[Remy Lebeau]

Dilemma ???

No you have an open door to sex whenever you want to.

[Yuki]

Dilemma ???

No you have an open door to sex whenever you want to.

It's pretty dangerous... This is a dangerous field and before you get in seriously you should ask yourself if you feel something towards this woman. To have sex is something that can be done with a mere prostitute or with a girl of your age. Trying to have this kind of relationship has the risk of being caught red-handed... and also, as Yuurei said... sex... sex has risks... not only AIDS (I'm sure that she's not infected) but the pregnancy... what would you do if she got pregnant? =S Think of it carefully please, that's no thing to be joking around. In my opinion you should keep being her friend but controlling yourself in everything that concerns to sex.

[Ai]

It's a good point, all of them.

I've decided to just maintain a random in touch relationship with her talking to her every few weeks or every couple of months..But i'm no longer going to sexually take advances on her.

I find that i have much more brilliant conversations with her anyway..She really does have a most inquisitive mind and understanding mind.

[Yuki]

That is a great decision ^^ You've chosen the most sensible option =)

[Ai]

I do that sometimes..

At other times the insensible option is way more fun...

[Yuki]

Of course. The insensible is ALWAYS the funnier but it is also the most dangerous. It's good to be crazy sometimes, as long as you're conscious that the risks are not important :)

[Ai]

Yesh..

You should always be aware of the futre consequences which your actions might take you too..

Oofftopic a twinsy bit, I'm trying to get you as an academy staff member to replace Planeswalker since he became a gotei c/vc...

So if your suddenly in that usergroup at least i gave you some prior warning..^^

[Yuki]

Thanks a bunch Ai!! That's very kind of you ^^ Lately I'm uber active, so there won't be any problems =)

[silverwolf801]

wait so are you sure you will stop. What if she pushes herself on you, will you be strong enough to turn down sex. That is a question that I need to hear answered.

[Yuki]

Indeed, that is a tricky question, yeah, I want to read what Ai answers to this =)

[Askand]

Well at least is a nice choice. Good luck Ai^^

[SLVR]

Sheeeit if its good take the FReza

[Jinchuu]

So far my oldest partner was 36 and that was some good time we spent together, excuse my manners, she knew how to work it - great lay. Ai, I don't know how this grandma looks like or what she does, as long as you are happy keep your head up and keep doing business.

[Yuki]

Omg... grandma... She is not that old... a person of her age is still young >.<

[Jaran]

Yar har har.

She is a bit old.

My oldest partner was...27!

So I guess the furthest I've gone past my age is 6 years.

Ai is like, master of the necro-pussy. xD

[Yuki]

LOL!! Necro-pussy!! *barfs* A middle-aged woman pussy it's not very tight but it is also okay (well, shaving it a bit would improve it) :P

[Kichi_Sama]

hey my first was 45, and she was super tight!! And she wasn't no virgin neither i can tell ya :winking56

[Yuki]

Omg... I can't imagine a 45 years old woman who hadn't had sex >.< Life is sometimes cruel >.<

0.o!! Did your first was 45 u say?!?! Omg... how old are ya?

[Kichi_Sama]

25 now - was 19 when I was with her. And she showed me a few tricks!

[Yuki]

I can imagine more or less what can at least 25 years of experience do teach u... :P

[Kichi_Sama]

:biggrinki Oh yeah!!! Happy days lol

[Nicole]

Hmm... it's getting a little chatty in here...

But yeah, I'd probably screw a 45 year old guy once if he paid for ALL of my college and bought me a house and stuff :P

[Jinchuu]

Boy, we have so many troopers in here including myself, proud of you fellas. It's not the age that matters, what matters the most is how you do business.

[silverwolf801]

Ha ha corroded pussy. Anyway Ai answer the question will you go cold turkey

[SLVR]

The woman on the Bowflex commercial is 53 and she is hawt. Thier is no prob wit da pussy if its like the bowflex. I can curse right? its 18+

[Nicole]

Curse all you want.

And yeah, she's pretty hawt for a grandma :)

[Ai]

wait so are you sure you will stop. What if she pushes herself on you, will you be strong enough to turn down sex. That is a question that I need to hear answered.

She has no way to contact me, and if she does "push" herself on me then common sense should prevail..I use should their rather lightly..what should happen and what actually happens are two different things altogether unfortuently..

So far my oldest partner was 36 and that was some good time we spent together, excuse my manners, she knew how to work it - great lay. Ai, I don't know how this grandma looks like or what she does, as long as you are happy keep your head up and keep doing business.

She isn't quite a grandma yet...:/...But yea they do know alot...She did this insane thing where she flexed the muscles in the legs whilst going for it..Drove me insane..

Nothing beats good ol experience...Of course it did help that she was a yoga instructor part time....:D

[Yuki]

yoga instructor part time... so, she can do a lot more of things than a normal woman...

here it goes another question... How do you guyz prefer women, mature or young?

[Ai]

If it's right in front of me and their personality's are exactly the same then i suspose i'd go the younger woman because of the body..

But if it came down to their personalitys and experience then i'd go the older because you can't beat it.

[Jaran]

I prefer any woman as long as they aren't fat or ugly.

If they're doable, then I'll do 'em.

I mean, I really can't say that I prefer experienced or inexperienced, because if they're experienced, I'll learn from them. If they're inexperienced, then I'll teach them! All I really want from my partner is the willingness to tell me what they want me to do.

And also for them to be open to experimentation. Like anal. W00t! :P

[Yuki]

XD lol I prefer them young... don't mind if they are unexperienced... I prefer not to learn through experience but to learn trough practise... yeah, anal practise sounds enticing but... don't do it, unless you use a condom and she has her rectum clean... perhaps you think that the ass is just another hole... doing it without any protection could drive you to lose your penis... infections are something really serious.

[Evanesque]

Right..My mate has this 45 yr old who lives about three houses away from him..One night when i was there last year i went over there at about 11 pm at night and we ended up sleeping together..Good stuff..
Anyway fast forward to a few weeks ago and i was at my mates again and wandered over..We chatted good stuff and had some wine..Then i ended up screwing her again..On her car bonnet at about 12 am at night..Good stuff..
She's married and we have good fun together..My mates don't know about it and neither does anyone else..
I got to screw her because her husband lives in new zealand..And shes here in tas..
My dilema is thus..The second time i went there i managed to get her home phone number and said i would call sometime..
should i call back and continue the very highly charged erotic relationship..regardless of the consequences if I was caught..Or should I just not call her and never see her again..The only thing she knows about me is my first name pretty well and some general info..Not enough to find me..I have the next move..And i'm finding myself perplexed.

YOU DID WHAT??? :eek13:

But..but she's a 45 yr old woman! WTF is wrong with you? You're screwing an old AND married woman...wait but then again, wtf is wrong with that woman who's screwing an imbecile horny kid?

I don't know...do you want to see her again and *shudders* screw her? If you ask me, I'd say go get someone your own age and stop screwing the old woman!

[Yuki]

Hehe, evanesque's on time ^^ Everyone thinks more or less the same... a person of the same age is better =)

[Nicole]

lol.... I agree with Ev. Going for people around your age is better...

[Ai]

YOU DID WHAT??? :eek13:
But..but she's a 45 yr old woman! WTF is wrong with you? You're screwing an old AND married woman...wait but then again, wtf is wrong with that woman who's screwing an imbecile horny kid?


Well **** you too.......^_^....

[Jinchuu]

Damn I'd love to get laid with a yoga or pilates instructor.

[Insight]

i never knew that C.B. had an 18+ section and even joining it i didn't know what it was really for.
still i'm glad i joined horney people are so much better then regular people.
^ i dunno they would probably break me.

[Yuki]

Hi! Welcome to the XXX section =) What do you prefer, young girls or mature ones?

[Jaran]

Eva, that's so mean...

I don't say go for women around your age. As long as they're still good looking, why should it matter what age you are?

Age is a fucking stupid taboo to have.

[Yuki]

Yeah, you're right, but there are sensible limits... a kid of 16 years old can't love a woman of 75 years old. Age is not a problem when there are love... well, will she be able to **** as much as the young one wants? Talking just about sex... love really does not have age... but who would start a relationship with someone who's not able to have sex?

[Jinchuu]

Fat chicks need love too.. I won't be the one screwin' em for sure thou.
And I'd prefer girls at my age, they are more energetic compared to experienced cougars who prey on young fresh guys.

[Night Prowler]

Blah this whole age thing doesn't really come into this, it's not like he's gonna start a serious relationship with her, it's just comfat sex, so I say go with it till emotions start to get caught into it then break it.

Go with your instincts its why they're their.

[Insight]

i think for me persoannly and proabably many of us her we prefer older women because there are more older women. i'm 19 and so if i like a women whos 25 she's not old but to me she's an older women.
having said that it shouldn't be used as an exscuse sleep with women because there hot, the age factor should come in later.

[silverwolf801]

I like my women young and energetic. But this is my age range chart from 18 to 27. If you are 28 I will think about it only if you look good.

[Night Prowler]

YOU DID WHAT??? :eek13:
But..but she's a 45 yr old woman! WTF is wrong with you? You're screwing an old AND married woman...wait but then again, wtf is wrong with that woman who's screwing an imbecile horny kid?
I don't know...do you want to see her again and *shudders* screw her? If you ask me, I'd say go get someone your own age and stop screwing the old woman!

Oh no someone forgot to go to their doctors apointment for getting that huge stick taken out of there ass, seriously ffs ¬_¬.

Anyway...

Realtionship wise its always been 2 years either way of my age well instead of this one girl but she didn't act or look like a girl 3 years younger than me.

But if it comes down to being a **** Buddy like Ai has here I would defiantly not mind exstending the age up (but never down.)

[Chrono Detector]

I rather go out with a younger person. So there.

Being with somebody much older than you seems wrong to me.

[Ai]

/me changes the name of the thread and sticky's it.

This is what it has become..A really dirty convo..

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

hey i feel damn insecure now..i'm older than ice..........but he doesn't mind me.....

So guys dun like screwing older women mostly??

[SoundWave]

Depends on the guy I'd say.. can't speak for everyone else.

[Yuki]

/me changes the name of the thread and sticky's it.

This is what it has become..A really dirty convo..
Nicely done. Thanks :Domo

@PPH: Well, I know that you're older than Ice, but you're not a granny. You're still very young and the difference of age between you both it's pretty little. What we were screwing were women of 45 or more.

[Evanesque]

I wasn't being mean, I was just saying she's a bit too old...Ai you're like what? 21?

I mean if she was 10 years older than fine I wouldnt say anything about that but she's a 45 year old woman...that's a big age difference.

Of course I'm sure she's a great conversationalist because she IS mature and has gone through a lot and understands many things.

@PPH: Don't worry about being older than Ice...how big is your age difference? I bet barely enough to put you or him off..^_^

The guys were talking about screwing people's grannies..that's all..nothing for you to be insecure about your relationship with Ice :)

I think you've a great thing going on, enjoy it, no time for worrying..

@ Ai: And f*** you too, b****! ^_^ <3

[Ai]

I wasn't being mean, I was just saying she's a bit too old...Ai you're like what? 21?

Actually 18..^^...Thats a difference of 28 years...:)..

@ Ai: And f*** you too, b****! ^_^ <3

<3...

So guys dun like screwing older women mostly??

Well...I only do it if they're hot..If not it gets kinda disgusting..:/...

But i think it's like tits..We may say we have a preference but when it comes down to it we'll take whatevers offered.

[Kichi_Sama]

My first was 26 years my senior.

Since then I've had 16 year old virgins and 40 year old sex bombs and everything in between.

If you have a body, love to experiment in the bedroom and have an appetite for sex that matches mine, and your female, you're in with a chance! That's all I'll say

[silverwolf801]

Yea my sexual appetite is overwhelming I can go for hours on end. Especially if the girl is cute.

[Chrono Detector]

Your all a bunch of players. :p

[Ai]

If you have a body, love to experiment in the bedroom and have an appetite for sex that matches mine, and your female, you're in with a chance! That's all I'll say

Alright I fit three of those 4 criteria..When do we start..:)

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

hmm ice and i are like 3 yrs difference...

I guess if the guy/lady is still hot you'd screw them...

Like i dun mind screwing ishiin or ryuuken... **** man they are hot!

[Nicole]

Actually 18..^^...Thats a difference of 28 years.....

No way. You are NOT younger than me.

I dunno, screwing anything above 25 is awkward to me... although I know a lot of guys who are 27-28. =\

[Ai]

No way. You are NOT younger than me.


I'm older then you in maturity

/me scores

:p...jk..Your like half a year or 8 months older then me, Whats the problem..:p

[Nicole]

I thought you were 19, too. WTF. XD

[Ai]

YOU LIED TO ME!!

/me weeps

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

omg!! u guys are like o damn young!!

I'm a hag!!!

[silverwolf801]

How old are you I am 18 still young and kicking.

[Evanesque]

I feel like an old hag XD

I'm 19...*cramps*

[Nicole]

Me too

[Chrono Detector]

20 here, turning 21 somewhere in May.

[Yuki]

Meh... 19 too... about to 20. I think that most of us were born the same year =S

I don't feel old... In fact, 19 years old is a very young age...

@PPH: Don't feel like that coz you're not old >.<

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

i'm the oldest hag hee!

I'm turning 21 in april...

[Evanesque]

Naw, I feel really old now I don't know whether it's my lazyness taking over or I'm just plain old...though I don't look so...which is one of my biggest probs...>.>

It sucks...I was once on a reporting assignment and was talking to this Philippino woman, in between our conversion she squealed 'oh you're such a cute tiny girl...you're a journalist??!'

I was like o_O
>.<

THat was embarrassing!!

[Nicole]

Hey Eva... is there a way I can submit something to the Cookies for CB soul and not get published in the NL? =\

[Evanesque]

Sure! Why not...pm it to me and we'll see what can be done! :)

[Yuki]

i'm the oldest hag hee!

I'm turning 21 in april...

=.= You're damn young... and Rigger is older :p

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

but we have to admit...all of us here... are

PERVS~~~

[silverwolf801]

yea some of us more than other's

[Ai]

but we have to admit...all of us here... are

PERVS~~~

I'm no perv...

[Evanesque]

But..but I'm not a perv *blinks*

[pylar]

zomg PPH, you always think you are the oldest until I TRUMP YOU. :P
*is 23*

[Yuki]

@PPH: Nah... only fiftharians are true perverts... You were a fiftharian, so you are included ;)

@Pylar: You're very young too... I wonder who is the oldest member of the forum =/

[Jaran]

Lol, me and Pylar are only separate by a few months.

I'll be 23 in March.

Yar!

And as I've said before, as long as a woman is still energetic, and her skin is still smooth and supple, as well as the rest of her body being at least passable, I would jump her bones.

Good times.

[Yuki]

So... that is rather uncommon... most of the grannies are the opposite of that >.<

[Evanesque]

Yesh they are...even teh men...wouldn't want to get in bed with a grand dad...he might have a hard time getting an erection XD

[Yuki]

XD Rofl Well, they can always look to a porn magazine first... ya know, in that case would be the man to say: gimme a moment, I'll go prepare myself in the bathroom :D

[Evanesque]

Now wouldn't that be something XD

That's why viagra was created...:D

[Yuki]

be careful, viagra is not a toy. You have to have serious problems with erection to take viagra. What we were debating is that a old granny is not sexy enough to make u hot and to prokove erection :)

[Jaran]

At 45, or however old the woman was that Ai fucked, there's not many men or women who are at the gross wrinkly stage.

In fact, that doesn't start truly happening until the late 50's, unless the individual didn't take care of their skin or body at all.

[Evanesque]

True true, it's definitely not a toy, it's got serious side effects and bad consequences.

Only Ai can tell what he felt when he screwed that woman..

@Jaran: Yesh many begin to get wrinkly much later than 45. There are some women who are drop dead gorgeous and they're 45+

[Yuki]

Yeah, you're right... but as I said... that is not very common. Well, we can always use imagination :p

[Evanesque]

Imagination, lol?

And imagine what? >.>

[Ai]

It was fun....And nice...

[Yuki]

Imagination, lol?

And imagine what? >.>

Imagine that she is gorgeous, young, with tight and nice breasts, without wrinks... imagine that her hair smells nice and looks young and bright =)

Erection FTW

[Insight]

Erection FTW

someone should make that into a sig, imagine the background....

i dunno as long as i'm not physically disgusted by the women i don't think it would be too hard to get hard, no imgination necessary.

[silverwolf801]

wow kind of scary

[Yuki]

someone should make that into a sig, imagine the background....

i dunno as long as i'm not physically disgusted by the women i don't think it would be too hard to get hard, no imgination necessary.

So, any woman fits u, is that so?

[Nicole]

Viagra FTW :)

[Yuki]

Rofl XD I agree with that statement... Unfortunately viagra is damn expensive ;_;

[Nicole]

Meh, I'm sure you don't need it though :P

Or maybe you can talk to me about the problem on a messenger instead, Eva. Either way works for me. XD

[Yuki]

Of course I don't need it ;_; omg I'm pretty sure that none of us need viagra right now.

What do you think about aphrodisiaques?

[SoundWave]

What do you think about aphrodisiaques?
And that is?

[Kichi_Sama]

An APHRODISIAC (check your spellings :D) is something that's supposed to get you "in the mood" like oysters and crap like that.

I tried em once - they kept sliding off....................:D

Oh and I pwn you all in the age stakes - I'm 25

[Yuki]

Ouch >.< Yeah, sorry... it's the first time I use that word in english and I hesitated a bit right before posting :p

@Kichi: You'll be our new jii-chan ;)

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

erm....aphrodisiacs doesn't work for me....

why in the world would u need viagra..i tot u guys were still young and able to get it up..

[Kichi_Sama]

Can't speak for this lot pink - but I have no problems :Haha

[Yuki]

You do have problems, u say? 0.o!! Tell us if u want, perhaps we will be able to help ya

@PPH: No one need viagra... just the topic poped out

[Kichi_Sama]

Shadow - I said i have NO problems

[Yuki]

Omg... sorry ;_; I understood it the other way round... I wonder how I could have missed the no :p

Sorry :X

[silverwolf801]

Man I get it up just by kissing a cute girl. It's automatic

[Yuki]

Welcome aboard ^^ Don't feel lonely, it happens to me too :p

[Kichi_Sama]

Snap.

[Yuki]

Another hot question... What do you prefer, anime girls or real girls?

[SoundWave]

Wth..! You serious?!

[silverwolf801]

please i love the real thing any day anime is no contest to the real thing.

[SoundWave]

real deal or no deal

[Yuki]

=/ Well, I was talking when you want to see pics...

[silverwolf801]

ooooooooo silly me. um well real deal still

[Askand]

Hey guys! Whats the deal about the age stuff? I'm kind of lost. About Viagra well that depends young people could also get problems you know?.

[Nicole]

Hmmm... either works for me. Real guys or anime...

I think I'll go look at some naked, asian men now... >_>

[Yuki]

Asian men FTL, Asian women FTW

@Askand: It's not very common in young people... don't tell me that you have that problem...

[Askand]

Well I'm a girl you know? *adds Shadow to the list of Guys who think she is a guy* LOL. Is a few minority but it really happens.
Btw, I'm the oldest girl here LOL.:P

[Yuki]

*adds Askand to the list of offended users due to my lack of knowledge*

Sumimasen ;_;

May I ask u how old are u?

[Askand]

Are you on solid ground?
I'm 33 my bday was on January :P LOL

[Yuki]

^^ You're still young =) *feels like having posted the same not many posts ago*

Our society considers young all people till 45 years (bad for you Ai... she was a granny after all) =)

Okay, here we go with another question:

If you want to have sex, where would you do it?

[Askand]

Lets see I will like to try it on the wild, water and While raining.
If it is windy much better it would feel awesome in my opinion.
I did it on a car and the exp was not good the stupid bastard just got what he wanted and left me hanging on.
*blushes* Not acostum to talk about this so openly.

[Nicole]

In the rain for sure :P

[silverwolf801]

in her bed room because of course her bed is soft and plus she might be more comfortable in her own enviornment.

[Askand]

The thoughful young one, not many of those lately. Cool
^^

[Chrono Detector]

Another hot question... What do you prefer, anime girls or real girls?

That is so obvious, I prefer real girls. Anime girls are nothing to me.

[Dark Fire]

I has alwasy had a thing for showers....dun ask me IDK

[Evanesque]

Meh, I'm sure you don't need it though :P

Or maybe you can talk to me about the problem on a messenger instead, Eva. Either way works for me. XD

What prob? @_@

I have no sexually related probs if that's what you mean...XD

EDIT: About where would be the best place, I'd say bed or any where comfy..uncomfy places can so turn me off..

[Nicole]

Hmmm... Problem's actually fixed. XD I subtly adressed it in the Girly Secrets thread. :\

Shower would be pretty kinky, though it'd have to be a large shower.

[deto]

Shower would be pretty kinky, though it'd have to be a large shower.

why do i have an image of a yellow sign that reads "careful, wet floor" on my mind? :redbiggri

[Nicole]

ROFL

Maybe because there's been a porno with that in there? :P I dunno.

[deto]

lol not quite....anyway doesn't matter. just a heads up.... be extra careful with
that :redbiggri

[Yuki]

Hmmm... Problem's actually fixed. XD I subtly adressed it in the Girly Secrets thread. :\

Shower would be pretty kinky, though it'd have to be a large shower.
*Agrees* In the shower must be really exciting :p A swimmingpool would be also awesome =)

[deto]

not just any swimming pool, but a whirlpool :redbiggri

[Dark Fire]

shower or a huge tub....steaming hot water, at night w/ cented candels for lighting that would be hawt.....*look at self* woah calm down Josh XD

[Nicole]

Jacuzzi sex FTW :)

[Yuki]

Here it goes another question (I wonder why I come up with so many questions in that section :p)

Would you like to participate in a trio? and in an orgy?

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

me??

Anywhere man. Please if u dun have a car or a bed...DO IT STANDING UP!

[Dark Fire]

is that an invitation or a would you do this type question....if it is a would you do thid type question then yes...as no body is sticking a cock up my ass, or in my mouth

and yes shadow your a freak lol.

[Night Prowler]

From Personal experiance the Shower sex is all hype, you both just stand up doing it and if you last long like me then your legs are fucked after 20 minutes.

[Yuki]

is that an invitation or a would you do this type question....if it is a would you do thid type question then yes...as no body is sticking a cock up my ass, or in my mouth

and yes shadow your a freak lol.

Of course that is a question... I'm not inviting any men to an orgy >.< Only women :p I would join an orgy, but a female orgy with only one male ---> me

[silverwolf801]

me also frmale orgy only. that would be the best

[Nicole]

I don't like sharing. :P

So no orgies for me.

[silverwolf801]

I don't care girls sharing girls. It actually brings tears to my eyes to see such a wonderful caring world.

[Yuki]

*Tears of joyness after such a great words... applauses*

To tell the truth, I'm pretty sure that a female orgy is all the men sexual dream.

[Pink_Paper_Heart]

i'd watch if my man is in a man-on-man "contact" or males-only orgy...

mmm...yaoi~~

[silverwolf801]

would you really put ice through such horror

[Kichi_Sama]

I think she would.

[Evanesque]

Lolz @ silver & ryuji :p

No orgies for me. I'm not the sharing kind of person. I want all the attention..with ONE guy....oie...just making sure...lol...doh orgies can have two men...

X3
*ignore me*

[deto]

i wouldn't i mean c'mon if 2 want to do the same they have to play
paper, rock, scissors to decide..... alas big turn off :redbiggri

[Evanesque]

Yep...but it's just not fun...I mean

Girl + girl + guy: 'Who gets to do what' catfight
Guy + guy + girl: Grr...fight among guys...or they do each other X3

Lesbian + gay + girl + guy: Inter fight XD

[SoundWave]

Lesbian + gay + girl + guy: Inter fight XD
Scary... O.o

No orgies fer me thnx..

[Evanesque]

I don't like orgies anyway...no fun ...=/

Sometimes I can be so old-fashioned...:D

[SoundWave]

yea.. well I dun wanna share :P

[Evanesque]

Who does? Unless they're bored..>.>

I'm very possessive, if there was a girl around in that situation, I'd kill that b**** :redbiggri

[deto]

i guess i'd hop the funny greedy wagon there :redbiggri

[Evanesque]

So I should say, 'good?'

@_@

*runs around*
More questions!!!
Weeeeee....
*slips...falls...*

>.<

[deto]

i don't know should you?

[SoundWave]

got any fetisches(sp?)?

[deto]

can you eat that?

hehe no i know what you mean, but i don't think so.... let me think....

[SoundWave]

Handcuffs? :D

[deto]

oh thats rawrness of course....

[SoundWave]

/me suspected as much :D

playing with food?.. xD

[deto]

uhm depends, strawberrys or cherrys are neat, same goes for that cream
dunno the english name..... thats rawrness

[SoundWave]

Yep.. Licking cream from a nice girl's tummy.. yummy

oh wells gonna take a break.. laters!

[Evanesque]

Hey! I'm late...

Handcuff? Yesh..meowrness
Playing with food? Yesh meowrness *licks*
Licking cream from a girl's tummy? No...but if itsh a man...meowrness :redbiggri

Question!!

Faux rape?

MEOWRRNESS!!

[deto]

what kind of things? O_o

[Evanesque]

What do you mean? o_O

[deto]

Question!!

Faux rape?

MEOWRRNESS!!

describe, use other words, never heard it with those
words, what might it be?

[Evanesque]

That means raping for fun...I mean as in someone you know and like raping you...umm...it's hard to describe...kinda...

[deto]

O_o it sounds rather.....uhm.... STRANGE!

[Yuki]

Fetiches... Hmmm... I don't like using that sort of toys :p

[Evanesque]

Fetish is not a toy...:p

[deto]

i am .... rawr - no wait.... :redbiggri

so still....describe better :P

[Yuki]

Fetish is not a toy...:p

It's not? 0.o!!

[Evanesque]

di = uber kawainess X3
If you're like that when you get here, I'm going to pounce on you =3

Well, it's like real rape except that it's not...I mean there are two types of it, one is when you don't want to have sex but are forced and then finally give in with pleasure...the other is knowing that you are going to be forced and heating up to the idea of being thrown around :redbiggri

That's the best I can say, unless someone has a better description.

EDiT:

@shadow: no, fetish is like something out of the ordinary that turns you on

[deto]

is that now good or bad? :redbiggri

[Yuki]

Ah, okay ^^ There is another word totally different in my natural language, so I get a little confused :p

Thanks

[Kichi_Sama]

Faux Rape FTL!!

It's nasty - I mean yeah I like to be in charge but not like that! Hell I've had my shoulders popped on a rack cos I refused to do it to someone...

[Evanesque]

You don't like it only because you've had bad experience :D

[SoundWave]

I thought you said "fox rape"... >.>

anyways.. I'm open to new things..

[Kichi_Sama]

I would never do it cos I think it's awful!

[Evanesque]

Did someone seriously rape you @_@

[Kichi_Sama]

Yeah a lass.....from the front. Everytime I said no she tightened the rack. I blew my load as fast as I could to end the pain.

[deto]

O_o alas, thats...... oh well...... where the hell do you live :x

[Kichi_Sama]

England. Yorkshire. And it was 5 years ago.

[Evanesque]

You poor poor thing...getting raped by a girl...*tsk tsk*

I feel for you man XP

[SoundWave]

meh.. sheet happens.. as long as you're okay now.

[Kichi_Sama]

Scarred - and shoulders ache when i stretch too much - but am fine

[Evanesque]

*pats*

Let's hope no one catches you on the streets again..=/
XD

[SoundWave]

indeed.. good to hear you're okay..

[Evanesque]

I wonder if we're being sarcastic here..>.>

[Nicole]

Holy shit. I thought a guy would enjoy something like that.... sorry to hear that man.

/me pats

[SoundWave]

I wonder if we're being sarcastic here..>.>
That thought crossed my mind too...

[Evanesque]

I know I was...>.>

And you?

@Ryuji: I've never ever imagined a guy not having fun being raped by a girl..unless it was an old wrinkly woman.

[SoundWave]

Who knows.. :rolleye09

[deto]

it's beyond me how a girl can do subdue a guy, they're supposed to be
stronger, even if younger.... somehow....meh dunno

[angelicdesire]

i don't get it either, but it can happen. its jus weird whenever you hear about a girl committing rape to a guy. ive learned about it in sociology, but it is possible.

[Insight]

why is everyone so surprised about it. if the bloke is sstronger it dosn't mean shit if the person has a weapon. also what if you are religous and you don't agree in sex before marrage if your raped that would be terrible regardles of sex.
yes for blokes there is no risk of getting pregnant like there is for women but you can still catch something and have the pain of bieng helpless is not to be underestimated.

[deto]

well most likely cuz it's rather unlikely ... no not unlikely but rather seldom
that it actually happens i think.

[Insight]

your right it is seldom but it's rather annoying that it is seen as stupid. men who were raped or beaten up by there wives we're never believed 50 years ago and some even got put in jail as the women claimed they were the ones raped.

[Yuki]

i don't get it either, but it can happen. its jus weird whenever you hear about a girl committing rape to a guy. ive learned about it in sociology, but it is possible.

Really? 0.o!! I wonder how the gal would look like... A giant 2 meters tall wrestling champion... *trembles*

[angelicdesire]

lol not necessarily. im sure they have there pursuasive ways. women can be jus as devious even more devious than men. :D

[Kichi_Sama]

Especially when they have a folded steel katana against your nuts while sucking.

[silverwolf801]

o ok softcore male rape by a female is fine too me. But the crazy hardcore sword to nuts and stick your face in my crotch thing is scary. I might start crying.

[angelicdesire]

a steel katana to ur nuts? wtf? seriously?

[Night Prowler]

Girl raping a guy is easy.

Two Words.

Strap on.

[Ethanol]

Steel katana to the nuts?

*cringes*

Damn, that's some insane shit.

@Night: That is also another way for a girl to rape a guy. *shudders at that visual*

[Nicole]

Ugh. Strap ons FTL. =\

[Jinchuu]

Why would a girl rape a guy? Plus a girl raping can be considered as a woman abusing or molesting a poor virgin boy as well.

[Chrono Detector]

Yeah, I've heard women raping men. Either they drug them, tricking them into bed and sleep with them is considered rape.

[Jinchuu]

Boy, that never happened to me but I'd really like to get raped by a girl that I get to choose.

[deto]

alas, thats really some fked up shit...

and i guess you don't really get to choose :P i might add i forgot about the
whole being drugged thing, thats one plausible way of doing it without alot
of well "brute force" involved.

[Nicole]

Date rape, FTS. =/

I really don't get why people rape. It'd be better if they all sat in front of the TV, put in a porno, and whacked themselves to death. :D

[Evanesque]

X3
You're the queen of solutions, aren't you Elo?

[Ai]

:o...

/me whacks..

[Evanesque]

I wonder where you whacked, Ai

[Nicole]

rofl. Indeed, Eva. But not all unfortunately xD

/me pokes Ai

/me waits for a smartass comment from Ai involving him staying up until a certain time to mention that he hopped in bed with her =o

[deto]

sat in front of the TV, put in a porno, and whacked themselves to death. :D

evil dead :eek13:

[Evanesque]

:Haha

Di, with his smart comments XD

Yesh I wonder what Ai shall speak of...or more better, type of next...I hope he didn't screw the woman's cat...poor kittie...

[Nicole]

Well, he already fapped to Victoria's "secret". :P

[Evanesque]

Oh what a shocker that was when I curiously clicked on the thread...remember, I'm at work...I hope no body saw that

XD

[Nicole]

rofl...

Work always kept track of stuff you looked at when you went on the internet. =\

/me still waits on Ai

[Evanesque]

Yesh and the tons of trouble I'm going to get into if they ever check my records...not that I've seen stuff...mainly because of the crap I write...>.>

[Dark Fire]

work where do you live.... it's like 1:30 am in California

[deto]

i feel sick in my tummy after looking at that very thread :(

[Evanesque]

I live in Dubai, UAE. Time here is 2 in the afternoon.

[deto]

hey you are 3h from the future, how is it there. do your cars fly already? =O

[Evanesque]

No but there is a mass sex change going on among Philippinos...it's going like hot cakes...=O

[SoundWave]

And suddenly the future doesn't look all that bright anymore..

[deto]

And suddenly the future doesn't look all that bright anymore..

and with that i spilled all my coffee over the place, but
you are so totally right...


btw ev... I IS NOT INTERESTED! :redbiggri

[silverwolf801]

um um sex changes, flying cars wow I'm lost.

[Dark Fire]

it's the future babby flyin cars asian transvestites....come on man get with the times

[Evanesque]

'XD

I wouldn't want to live in a place where I'm confused about who's the man and who's the woman..XD

[Jinchuu]

*cough* his *cough* whatever.

I'm still okay with being raped by a girl of my choosing even if she drugs me.

[silverwolf801]

hello ok think about this. Dildo, penis torture, no lube. Yea oooookkkk when she's finished with you I hope you can still walk.

[Kichi_Sama]

One word.

Pain! Lots of Pain!