Favourite saying

[Malicious insomniac]

they change often, i'll tell u mine later when i remember some of the great ones

[Kibou]

What a bad first comment on this! You need to come up with one first before you post!!!!

I have alot. You usually see them on MSN, they're poetic/crazy one liners ppl never get.

Or wait--do you mean saying like "Don't make a mountain out of a molehill" ???

[mgviperman]

hmm... i think my favorite saying is, "Sounds like a personal problem" :D

[Ronin]

Mine has to be "Life is a *****, and then you marry one"

[Tammy]

i like mine.. "dude!!" O_O;;;

[affailedhero]

hmm... i think my favorite saying is, "Sounds like a personal problem" :D

Yeah that one is the best.. >=)

[Ballistics]

I like Clint Eastwood ones...There kinda funny and cool too!

"I don't think its nice, you laughin'. You see, My mule don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to...I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."

then you shoot the lot of them! MUHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA~

Well there you have it amigos, My mistake. Four coffins. Ballistics out...[B]

[Nitey!]

I prefer something short like 'meh' or 'bah' or just '=\'





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[Malicious insomniac]

i like to say 'oh funky monkey' alot -_-
or 'what kind of........are you?'
there's lots, not sure if me has a fav.?!?

[park]

take it easy, and if its easy take it twice

[Ballistics]

Stuff I say all the time? just cause'?

I say stuff like..."You're on crack!", "Dammit!", and "MYR~"

Well there you have it amigos, Damn this one feels like its missing something. Ballistics out...[B]

[d3k0y]

my fav sayings are usually random stuff i make up, but the one ive been using for like 4yrs is "woahh take it easy there killer!" haha i love that one.

[Ronin]

Nite isnt "=\" such a great statement?

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[Nitey!]

Nite isnt "=\" such a great statement?

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It says so much for so little. =\

[sasquatchnaruto]

it is true and heres a conundrum for you

if a spoon is a spork then what is a fork?

[mgviperman]

it is true and heres a conundrum for you

if a spoon is a spork then what is a fork?
how can a spoon be a spork if it's a spoon? o_O

[sasquatchnaruto]

its a conundrum becuase a spoon is apart of a spork!!!

[Ronin]

No its not really, a spork is a hyrbid creation, but it is now its own utensil.

[mgviperman]

see that's what i was thinking too...

[Ronin]

We am smart mg =\

[mgviperman]

We am smart mg =\
i guess we am james :)

[sasquatchnaruto]

you dont understand the metaphysics of the spork, dont make me draw up diagrams!!!

[Ronin]

No we understand perfectly, thats where you are wrong. A Spoon makes up part of a Spork, it isnt a spork.

[Malicious insomniac]

No, no, when a spoon hatches, it is a spoon. it used until it's level becomes a spork and then it's final evolution is a fork, much like pokemon.

[Akira]

Oh My Holy Monkey God

[Mashed Potato]

"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."

Wise enough for me

[Malicious insomniac]

O_O''

this thing spork thing is a heated debate!
spork, hybrid utensil pokemon....

[omen]

The question is: Can the spork pack the same damage to the neck area? :confused:

[kyo]

with great power comes great responsability

[Uzumaki-Kun]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

[Malicious insomniac]

The question is: Can the spork pack the same damage to the neck area? :confused:

That all depends on how well it's trainer is...

[kyo]

what are you guys talking bout

[Malicious insomniac]

start to read from page two and u'll understand..........maybe o_O

[kyo]

oh I dont have the time well whatever

[Eternity]

with great power comes great responsability
:LOL: I love that one..How about
"I believe there is a hero in all of us" Aunt May said something like that in Spider-man 2 also another good one. :biggrinki

[-rogue-]

Mark Twain:
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."


one of my favorites just because when I read it I didnt expect it to end like that :p

[PandaGrlx3]

love is lost---wiseman!!!

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Why?
---By someone.

[omen]

why not?__

by someone else...

[Uchiha Sasuke]

-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

How about...

"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get"
(Is that how the saying goes?)
---I don't know who said this.

[-rogue-]

-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

How about...

"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get"
(Is that how the saying goes?)
---I don't know who said this.

Tom Hanks in Forest Gump

[Ballistics]

damn...a heated debate over the spoon and the fork... A spoon is a spoon and a fork is a fork! the spork diffrent type of spoon! its a spoon with prongs at the end of it. Thus if there was a fork with a spoon part midfied for a fork it would still be a fork! [it sure would look crazy and maybe just a normal fork or normal spoon is better]

"For every sunrise, There must be a sunset"

Well there you have it amigos, "All the darkness in the world could never put out a single candle". Ballistics out...[B]

[Ninja48]

Hmm... Well, its just what Yoh said in Shaman King. Something about just living in the present and not worry, and everything would work out. I dont know the exact quote =x.

[Malicious insomniac]

damn...a heated debate over the spoon and the fork... A spoon is a spoon and a fork is a fork! the spork diffrent type of spoon! its a spoon with prongs at the end of it. Thus if there was a fork with a spoon part midfied for a fork it would still be a fork! [it sure would look crazy and maybe just a normal fork or normal spoon is better]




yea, a spork is a spoon-fork
a spoon with prongs. Do u like the almighty spork? i prefer them seperate. I don't like the mixing of species like that...

[Pimpy-chan]

I often say to people in person when they talk to "Shuddap your stupid." Or I will say to my sister often " You stinky poo poo head gimme my pants back"

[Destiny]

i always tell my brothers "shut up no one cares"

o_o;; cause im mean xD

or "shut up no one cares about you!"

they know im kidding B)

[Pimpy-chan]

I've told kids on the bus that "You are adopted no one loves you!"

[Malicious insomniac]

i always tell people i want a vacation from pretending to be their freinds.....o_o

[Destiny]

i always tell people i want a vacation from pretending to be their freinds.....o_o

o_o;;;;;

wow xD that's kinda mean lol

but now i have the strange want to use it lol

[moe]

my fav is by the late great John lennon:-
"Life is what happens when your making other plans"

AND

the eels
"In thsi world of sh*t, baby, you are it."

Words to live by

[Malicious insomniac]

o_o;;;;;

wow xD that's kinda mean lol

but now i have the strange want to use it lol

Lol, it's really mean >< but i love it, haha

[Phase]

my personal Favourite would be: "everyones like me they just don't know it yet" when people say how different/wierd i am lol.
and by some annoymous person - "Close your eyes and behold the world you see"

[Ballistics]

lol right now I say "purple" alot...My bro was kinda a sleep and kinda waking up and I saids to him "Hey dood, what time is it?" and then he saids "Purple" LOL thats awesome...oh but if your looking for a saying that is wise or whatever...

Well there you have it amgios, "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night." --Edgar Allen Poe. Ballistics out...[B]

[Akira]

nuff said is what I say alot

[Mashed Potato]

A tree can make a million matches, but a match can destroy a million trees

[Ronin]

Thats rahter profound Mashy.

In times of Peace, a good Leader Prepares for War.
-Latin Proverb

[tairin]

dont smoke crack :D or sniff =P

[Malicious insomniac]

A tree can make a million matches, but a match can destroy a million trees
very nice quote mashy

there's the classic 'if u fail to prepare, prepare to fail'

[Ronin]

Two heads are better than one, except if ones female =\

[Mashed Potato]

Two heads are better than one, except if ones female =\
I think you just owned yourself there, Ronin

[~Erik~ / RRYS]

Two heads are better than one, except if ones female =\
:LOL: :LOL: O man thats hilarious

" Life gives you lemons...Piss in his face"

^ i think ninja48 said that

[Malicious insomniac]

i love you..........'you' is a very interesting word in the dictionary.....-_-

[Pimpy-chan]

My all time favorite saying now is "My sims can whoop your sims!"

[Kratos]

"Unlimited Ammo."

[Ronin]

"Never eat Yellow Snow"

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[ramenkage]

"a penny saved, is not very much"

[Vicks]

Pork Chop Sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!

[Malicious insomniac]

*cheat enabled*

[Sempfy]

COMRADES!!!!! *shines teeth*

[Ronin]

"Pain is temporary, Pride is forever"

[Urban]

"whatever"
"meh"
"How hip of you"

[Ronin]

Yes "Meh" and "Bah" are great aren't they?

[Malicious insomniac]

funky monkey

bizatch

teh

there's more.....

[Uzumaki-Kun]

"to obtain something of equal value must be lost" :winking56.

[Malicious insomniac]

'In the window of the excessively self-conscious me
There are no dates in last year's calendar'

[Jedimuse]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"

Boo-Yah

Shit, F$%k, Damn (I used to be very Clumsy, hehe)

Mr. Poopy Pants (long story)

I'm Hungry...... Feed Me.

Chillin' like a villian.

[Urban]

Yes "Meh" and "Bah" are great aren't they?
They are very hip indeed. :p:

[Sempfy]

*shines teeth*

[Malicious insomniac]

my girly just told me hers
"love lifts us up where we belong"

[Jedimuse]

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.


I got one from a friend:
Breasts are like Disneyworld, it's made for kids, but adults enjoy it more.

[Ronin]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy crap

A classic
"Don't have a cow man."

[Mercurius]

''quit your jibba jabba fool'' !!!

[Lust]

i herd you liek mudkip? :cm:

[Jead Lionward]

"Are you gay?"

I say it when someone makes a stupid ass remark. No offense to any gays. :P

[Joe Black]

"I like my women like my coffee. black and bitter"

herd that one from Guy.

[Lust]

if violence doesnt help,then do more violence!!!