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02-15-2007, 08:55 PM
Byakusoft
The Story of How Kuchiki Byakuya Took Over Microsoft
Chapter 1
The Arrival
On a slow day in Seireitei, Byakuya got bored with the weaklings in Soul Society and decided to go to human world. He had heard that there was a man greater than the rest of the humans named Bill Gates. It is said that this Bill Gates had as much power as Byakuya. So Byakuya searched high and low but could not find him anywhere in Japan. So he set out to China where he found something called “Hacked Windows”. Byakuya unaware that Windows is computer software thought he would buy some and install them in his mansion back at Seireitei.
“Where can find these hacked windows, I wish to purchase one hundred windows?” asked Byakuya.
“Right here,” replied a merchant, “on only full copies in Hong Kong.”
*Byakuya picks up a copy*
“What is this, it is just a box with a crappy coaster in it?!?!?!?!?” Byakuya asked in a rage “Chire, Senbonzakura”
*Senbonzakura cuts it into millions of pieces*
“It is a hacked version of Windows Vista created by Bill Gates,” answered the frightened merchant.
“Bill Gates you say,” Byakuya inquires “where might I find him.”
“They say he lives in America on top of the highest mountain in the world,” states the merchant.
(NOTE: Mt. Everest was the tallest mountain in the world but Bill got had a bigger one built just so he could but his mansion there *only in the FanFic not in real life*)
*Byakuya sets off for America to find Bill Gates and challenge him*
Chapter one Part one end
Chapter one Part two start
“Ah so this is the America that Bill Gates lives in. At first I went South America then this awful place in North America called Canada, but I see that the merchant was talking about the United States of America,” said Byakuya upon his arrival via shunpo.
“You wanna buy some Death Sticks mister?” asked the druggy.
“Perhaps, how much are the Sticks of Death?” Byakuya replied in a curios manner.
“Eighty bucks for one or eight hundred dollars for eleven,” the druggy answered while twitching.
“I’ll buy one for now,” Byakuya said with a tone of pure doubt “but if I find it useful I will be back for more.”
“Here is the Death Stick,” the druggy replied “do ya need any lessons?”
“What sort of weapon is this; I could crush it with my scarf?” Byakuya yelled. “How do you expect me to fight with this?”
“I don’t expect you to fight with is I expect you to smoke it.” the druggy back talked.
“Chire, Senbonzakura.” Byakuya said in a cool collected way. “Smoking is evil, and I destroy evil.”
“My Death Sticks, why would you do that?” the druggy asked and then ran away.
Byakuya travels around until he reached a place called San Francisco. He saw guys in scarves, short shorts and tank tops. Byakuya was pleased for he found a place where everyone dressed like him. He threw off his kimono and underneath was a tank top and short shorts. Byakuya began to ask around for Bill Gates whereabouts.
Chapter 1 End
Chapter 2
The Misunderstanding
“Where is Bill Gates I must find him!?!?!?” questioned Byakuya.
“Thhilly thailor, he liveth on that mountain,” the man with a lisp answered, “but why don’t you come with me to thith fabulouth party.”
“I don’t have time to go to this party. I am sorry but I must decline.” Byakuya replied.
“Oh come on thilly dilly, you look like a sthophithticated gentleman and it would be a pleasthure to have someone of your caliber to join uth,” the man (an obviously homosexual stereotype) said.
“Fine I mill go but I must make it quick.” Byakuya said giving into his demands.
Byakuya and the man traveled to downtown San Francisco to house next to the giant mountain. They entered the house and he saw that there were no women to be found.
“Where are all the women?” Byakuya questioned.
“Thilly goothe, there aren’t any women in Than Franthithco.” The man replied.
“Then what kind of party is this????” Byakuya asked angrily.
“Thith is my bestht friendth coming out party, you thilly man.” The man said.
“Where or what is he coming out of?” Byakuya asked with a confused look on his face.
“Thilly he ith coming out of the closet.” The man replied.
“You mean this man has been in his closet his entire life.” Byakuya confusedly stated.
“No you thilly thailor, he hith finally telling everyone that he is gay.” The man said trying to help Byakuya understand.
“WHAT HOMOSEXUALLITY IS WRONG!!!!!!!” screamed Byakuya “IT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!”
*Byakuya threw his kimono back on unsheathed Senbonzakura and walk out the door*
“Chire, Senbonzakura” Byakuya said.
* Senbonzakura slaughtered everyone in the house*
Byakuya then used his shunpo to climb the mountain to get to Bill Gates’ house
Chapter 2 End
Chapter 3
The Intervention
Byakuya had been on a long journey but, what he didn’t know was that there were three others on a quest to kill Bill Gates. These three have been on the quest longer then Byakuya and there cause was much nobler. There was Nicholas JT Anasatsu the Fencer, Zack Jenkins the Gunslinger, and Guyklc (sorry guy I don’t know your name) the Cleric. They set off on their mission because Nick’s Xbox broke the very second the warranty expired.
“Zack, Guy” Nick said.
“Ya what is it?” they both replied.
“Uh who is that and why is he climbing the mountain?” Nick asked.
“He looks like a Shinigami but I can’t really tell.” said Guy.
“Well let’s kill him and then take down Gates.” Zack replied.
“Why do you always have to kill, why can’t you investigate first?” Guy asked.
“ ‘Cuz investigating is boring.” said Zack.
“Why don’t we just capture him and then question him.” suggested Nick.
“I like the sound of that.” replied Zack.
“Why are you two so barbaric?” Guy asked.
“I donno.” Nick and Zack replied
*The three of them speed up to capture the suspicious man*
“I-I-It’s Byakuya!” shouted Guy.
“Hey, Byakuya what are you doing out of Soul Society?!?!” questioned Zack.
“That is none of your concern Gunslinger.” replied Byakuya.
“Oh that son of a ...” Zack said but was interrupted by Nick.
“Zack cool down we need you to take down Gates.” said Nick.
*Zack tries bum rushing Byakuya but Nick and Guy knocked him out*
“Nick, what should we do?” asked Guy.
“Why the hell should I know? You’re the brains!” Nick replied.
“BYAKUYA, why are you here answer me!?!?” Nick shouted.
“I am here to slay Bill Gates.” Byakuya replied.
“Well I am afraid I can’t let you do that.” Nick said. “Therefore I challenge you!”
“Nick do not do it. He is said to be the strongest captain of all Soul Society.” warned Guy.
“I don’t care! You continue on and kill Bill, I will hold Byakuya off until you guys come back.” Nick said all brave and cool like (lol).
*Guy wakes Zack off explains the situation and they run off, Byakuya tries to stop them but Nick jumps in the way*
“Oh no you don’t your fighting me.” said Nick.
“I see you have a sword. What is it?” Byakuya asked
“The only zanpaktou that is shaped like a rapier.” replied Nick.
“WHAT A ZANPAKTOU!?!?!?!?!?” Byakuya screamed. “How could someone like you have a zanpaktou?”
“I am a Shinigami like my father before me. However unlike him I have tapped into the destructive powers of the Hollows by becoming a Vaizard.” Nick said tauntingly.
“Who are you?” Byakuya asked.
“I am Nicholas JT Anasatsu, Guardian of the Senate, the owner of the fencing Zanpaktoh and one that is going to kill you.” Nick answered.
“I see then I won’t go easy on you.” Byakuya said “Chire, Senbonzakura.”
“Kui Korosu (devour), Kijinakuma (pretty sure it mean fierce demon god)”
*While the two of them are fighting, Zack and Guy enter Bill’s house*
“Wow it is pretty big in here.” said Zack.
“Sure is, I wonder where he is though?” asked Guy.
“Who you looking for gentlemen?” Bill Gates asks.
“We’re looking for you!” Guy said…
To Be Continued
Chapter 3 End
Chapter 4
The Confrontation
“It seems that you have found me.” Bill Gates said.
“Prepare to die Gates!!!” Zack screamed.
As Zack began to charge, Byakuya fought with Nick. Their Zanpaktou clashed for hours until.
“I am sick of this Byakuya; let us finish this within the next five attacks, so I can at least see Bill Gates die.” Nick said.
“Fine, I will end this.” Byakuya said.
“Unfortunately, I will not see your demise.” Nick said in a sad voice.
“What do you mean? Byakuya questioned Nick. "There is only the two of us."
“I will show you. Um hold on for a second.” said Nick
Nick entered his mind and said “Tag.”
“Hehehehe, nice to meet you Byakuya, I am Exar Kunn and I will be the one to kill you,” Exar Kunn said as a hollow mask began to form around Nick’s face.
“What is this madness, I was to believe Vaizard controlled their inner hollow.” Byakuya said astounded.
“Well Byakuya, me and Nicky boy have made a truce. I fight the hard battles or the one he needs to end fast and he gives me a home. This also means that unlike the typical Vaizard I can keep the mask on for an exponential amount of time,” Exar explained. “Now may we end this?”
“Yes, I don’t see why not. However I must now kill you for you have become a threat to Soul Society...BANKAI,” Byakuya said in a cool and collected manner.
“Hehehe, Bankai.” Exar said.
Exar and Byakuya released all their reiatsu and charged at each other. An explosion occurred as their bankais clashed causing smoke to fill the air. From the smoke, Byakuya emerged while Exar was on the ground, slowly trying to get up.
“I see that you are stronger than me, however I have won the battle,” Exar said.
“Yes, you are correct,” Byakuya said looking at the gash in his side.
“My friend Guy, will heal your wounds when you get there. I am sure he wasn’t stupid enough to die yet.”
The hollow mask disappeared as Nick spoke.
“Why are you helping me?” Byakuya asked.
“Because you survived his bankai, and any man that can do that deserves my help.” Nick replied.
Nick helped Byakuya to Bill Gates’ manor. Upon entering, they found Zack and Guy on the floor.
Nick rushed to them but as he got to them, someone yelled, "It’s a trap get out of there!!!”
Nick turned around to see Guy running at him, and when he turned back Bill Gates grabbed his neck and threw him back.
Guy rushed to Nick while Zack rushed to help Byakuya stand.
“This guy is tuff. Don’t underestimate him.” Guy said.
“Right *cough* go help Byakuya.” Nick said. “Zack and I will hold him off until he is healed."
Zack and Nick began to battle Bill Gates while Guy healed Byakuya.
“So you are Bill Gates, I wonder what your Zanpaktou looks like?” Nick said.
“I don’t know. It all happened so fast. I was running at him with my guns a blazin when next I know Guy is healing me.” Zack said.
“Well you watch my back and I’ll watch yours, 'k?” Nick said.
“If you two are done talking I have more people to scam and a meeting at five o’ clock with the Bobs. So if we could wrap this up.” Gates said as he pulled out a keyboard shaped Zanpaktou.
“What the hell is that?!?!” Nick and Zack exclaimed.
“This is my Zanpaktou, Gateway.” Gates answered. “Open, Gateway”
“Kui Korosu, Kijinakuma.” Nick said.
“Sha Nuku (shoot through), Meidojuuhou (Hell’s Guns).” Zack said.
The three of them fought until Gates threw Zack and Nick back. Byakuya entered the fight.
“You truly are the strongest in the human world but now you will meet your match.” Byakuya said. “Chire, Senbonzakura.”
Byakuya charged at Gates and their Shikai’s clashed until...
“You’re pretty strong for a shinigami, what are you captain class?” Gates asked
“Yes I am the captain of the sixth division, but enough of this, it is about time for me to return, so BANKAI!!!” Byakuya exclaimed.
“What is that??? What did you do???” Gates said in a scared voice.
“This is bankai, and it seems that you have not encountered it before. So I will let you leave on one condition.” Byakuya said.
“Yes whatever it is I will do it, just please let me live.” Gates begged.
“You must become my servant and obey every word I say.” Byakuya said.
“Yes anything, my master.” Gates said.
“Now I want you to give these three what ever they want and I will return in three months to make sure you are doing everything I say.” Byakuya said.
He opened the gates to Soul Society and left.
“You heard him, now give us a new Xbox or a new Xbox 360.” Nick said.
“Yes, sir right away.” Gates said as he left to get three Xbox 360s and every game out. “I hope this pleases you.”
“Thank you Gates, I hope we never meet again.” Nick said as the three of them left.
Three months passed and true to his word Byakuya returned. He wanted the things he sent from Soul Society to be done immediately.
“BILL!!!!” Byakuya said.
“Yes master.” Gates replied.
“Did you schedule me for my "I am better than everyone" speech because I don’t see it on my planner” Byakuya asked.
“Umm... yes sir I'm pretty sure I did.” Gates answered.
“Well I don’t see it you know what that means right?” Byakuya asked.
“Oh god no not that!!!” Gates cried.
“Yes that.” Byakuya said.
“Stupid Byakuya cutting my pay again I oughta…” Gates said just under his breath.
“WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?” Byakuya yelled.
“Oh nothing master.” Gates replied as he walked off crying.
THE END
The Story of How Kuchiki Byakuya Took Over Microsoft
Chapter 1
The Arrival
On a slow day in Seireitei, Byakuya got bored with the weaklings in Soul Society and decided to go to human world. He had heard that there was a man greater than the rest of the humans named Bill Gates. It is said that this Bill Gates had as much power as Byakuya. So Byakuya searched high and low but could not find him anywhere in Japan. So he set out to China where he found something called “Hacked Windows”. Byakuya unaware that Windows is computer software thought he would buy some and install them in his mansion back at Seireitei.
“Where can find these hacked windows, I wish to purchase one hundred windows?” asked Byakuya.
“Right here,” replied a merchant, “on only full copies in Hong Kong.”
*Byakuya picks up a copy*
“What is this, it is just a box with a crappy coaster in it?!?!?!?!?” Byakuya asked in a rage “Chire, Senbonzakura”
*Senbonzakura cuts it into millions of pieces*
“It is a hacked version of Windows Vista created by Bill Gates,” answered the frightened merchant.
“Bill Gates you say,” Byakuya inquires “where might I find him.”
“They say he lives in America on top of the highest mountain in the world,” states the merchant.
(NOTE: Mt. Everest was the tallest mountain in the world but Bill got had a bigger one built just so he could but his mansion there *only in the FanFic not in real life*)
*Byakuya sets off for America to find Bill Gates and challenge him*
Chapter one Part one end
Chapter one Part two start
“Ah so this is the America that Bill Gates lives in. At first I went South America then this awful place in North America called Canada, but I see that the merchant was talking about the United States of America,” said Byakuya upon his arrival via shunpo.
“You wanna buy some Death Sticks mister?” asked the druggy.
“Perhaps, how much are the Sticks of Death?” Byakuya replied in a curios manner.
“Eighty bucks for one or eight hundred dollars for eleven,” the druggy answered while twitching.
“I’ll buy one for now,” Byakuya said with a tone of pure doubt “but if I find it useful I will be back for more.”
“Here is the Death Stick,” the druggy replied “do ya need any lessons?”
“What sort of weapon is this; I could crush it with my scarf?” Byakuya yelled. “How do you expect me to fight with this?”
“I don’t expect you to fight with is I expect you to smoke it.” the druggy back talked.
“Chire, Senbonzakura.” Byakuya said in a cool collected way. “Smoking is evil, and I destroy evil.”
“My Death Sticks, why would you do that?” the druggy asked and then ran away.
Byakuya travels around until he reached a place called San Francisco. He saw guys in scarves, short shorts and tank tops. Byakuya was pleased for he found a place where everyone dressed like him. He threw off his kimono and underneath was a tank top and short shorts. Byakuya began to ask around for Bill Gates whereabouts.
Chapter 1 End
Chapter 2
The Misunderstanding
“Where is Bill Gates I must find him!?!?!?” questioned Byakuya.
“Thhilly thailor, he liveth on that mountain,” the man with a lisp answered, “but why don’t you come with me to thith fabulouth party.”
“I don’t have time to go to this party. I am sorry but I must decline.” Byakuya replied.
“Oh come on thilly dilly, you look like a sthophithticated gentleman and it would be a pleasthure to have someone of your caliber to join uth,” the man (an obviously homosexual stereotype) said.
“Fine I mill go but I must make it quick.” Byakuya said giving into his demands.
Byakuya and the man traveled to downtown San Francisco to house next to the giant mountain. They entered the house and he saw that there were no women to be found.
“Where are all the women?” Byakuya questioned.
“Thilly goothe, there aren’t any women in Than Franthithco.” The man replied.
“Then what kind of party is this????” Byakuya asked angrily.
“Thith is my bestht friendth coming out party, you thilly man.” The man said.
“Where or what is he coming out of?” Byakuya asked with a confused look on his face.
“Thilly he ith coming out of the closet.” The man replied.
“You mean this man has been in his closet his entire life.” Byakuya confusedly stated.
“No you thilly thailor, he hith finally telling everyone that he is gay.” The man said trying to help Byakuya understand.
“WHAT HOMOSEXUALLITY IS WRONG!!!!!!!” screamed Byakuya “IT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!”
*Byakuya threw his kimono back on unsheathed Senbonzakura and walk out the door*
“Chire, Senbonzakura” Byakuya said.
* Senbonzakura slaughtered everyone in the house*
Byakuya then used his shunpo to climb the mountain to get to Bill Gates’ house
Chapter 2 End
Chapter 3
The Intervention
Byakuya had been on a long journey but, what he didn’t know was that there were three others on a quest to kill Bill Gates. These three have been on the quest longer then Byakuya and there cause was much nobler. There was Nicholas JT Anasatsu the Fencer, Zack Jenkins the Gunslinger, and Guyklc (sorry guy I don’t know your name) the Cleric. They set off on their mission because Nick’s Xbox broke the very second the warranty expired.
“Zack, Guy” Nick said.
“Ya what is it?” they both replied.
“Uh who is that and why is he climbing the mountain?” Nick asked.
“He looks like a Shinigami but I can’t really tell.” said Guy.
“Well let’s kill him and then take down Gates.” Zack replied.
“Why do you always have to kill, why can’t you investigate first?” Guy asked.
“ ‘Cuz investigating is boring.” said Zack.
“Why don’t we just capture him and then question him.” suggested Nick.
“I like the sound of that.” replied Zack.
“Why are you two so barbaric?” Guy asked.
“I donno.” Nick and Zack replied
*The three of them speed up to capture the suspicious man*
“I-I-It’s Byakuya!” shouted Guy.
“Hey, Byakuya what are you doing out of Soul Society?!?!” questioned Zack.
“That is none of your concern Gunslinger.” replied Byakuya.
“Oh that son of a ...” Zack said but was interrupted by Nick.
“Zack cool down we need you to take down Gates.” said Nick.
*Zack tries bum rushing Byakuya but Nick and Guy knocked him out*
“Nick, what should we do?” asked Guy.
“Why the hell should I know? You’re the brains!” Nick replied.
“BYAKUYA, why are you here answer me!?!?” Nick shouted.
“I am here to slay Bill Gates.” Byakuya replied.
“Well I am afraid I can’t let you do that.” Nick said. “Therefore I challenge you!”
“Nick do not do it. He is said to be the strongest captain of all Soul Society.” warned Guy.
“I don’t care! You continue on and kill Bill, I will hold Byakuya off until you guys come back.” Nick said all brave and cool like (lol).
*Guy wakes Zack off explains the situation and they run off, Byakuya tries to stop them but Nick jumps in the way*
“Oh no you don’t your fighting me.” said Nick.
“I see you have a sword. What is it?” Byakuya asked
“The only zanpaktou that is shaped like a rapier.” replied Nick.
“WHAT A ZANPAKTOU!?!?!?!?!?” Byakuya screamed. “How could someone like you have a zanpaktou?”
“I am a Shinigami like my father before me. However unlike him I have tapped into the destructive powers of the Hollows by becoming a Vaizard.” Nick said tauntingly.
“Who are you?” Byakuya asked.
“I am Nicholas JT Anasatsu, Guardian of the Senate, the owner of the fencing Zanpaktoh and one that is going to kill you.” Nick answered.
“I see then I won’t go easy on you.” Byakuya said “Chire, Senbonzakura.”
“Kui Korosu (devour), Kijinakuma (pretty sure it mean fierce demon god)”
*While the two of them are fighting, Zack and Guy enter Bill’s house*
“Wow it is pretty big in here.” said Zack.
“Sure is, I wonder where he is though?” asked Guy.
“Who you looking for gentlemen?” Bill Gates asks.
“We’re looking for you!” Guy said…
To Be Continued
Chapter 3 End
Chapter 4
The Confrontation
“It seems that you have found me.” Bill Gates said.
“Prepare to die Gates!!!” Zack screamed.
As Zack began to charge, Byakuya fought with Nick. Their Zanpaktou clashed for hours until.
“I am sick of this Byakuya; let us finish this within the next five attacks, so I can at least see Bill Gates die.” Nick said.
“Fine, I will end this.” Byakuya said.
“Unfortunately, I will not see your demise.” Nick said in a sad voice.
“What do you mean? Byakuya questioned Nick. "There is only the two of us."
“I will show you. Um hold on for a second.” said Nick
Nick entered his mind and said “Tag.”
“Hehehehe, nice to meet you Byakuya, I am Exar Kunn and I will be the one to kill you,” Exar Kunn said as a hollow mask began to form around Nick’s face.
“What is this madness, I was to believe Vaizard controlled their inner hollow.” Byakuya said astounded.
“Well Byakuya, me and Nicky boy have made a truce. I fight the hard battles or the one he needs to end fast and he gives me a home. This also means that unlike the typical Vaizard I can keep the mask on for an exponential amount of time,” Exar explained. “Now may we end this?”
“Yes, I don’t see why not. However I must now kill you for you have become a threat to Soul Society...BANKAI,” Byakuya said in a cool and collected manner.
“Hehehe, Bankai.” Exar said.
Exar and Byakuya released all their reiatsu and charged at each other. An explosion occurred as their bankais clashed causing smoke to fill the air. From the smoke, Byakuya emerged while Exar was on the ground, slowly trying to get up.
“I see that you are stronger than me, however I have won the battle,” Exar said.
“Yes, you are correct,” Byakuya said looking at the gash in his side.
“My friend Guy, will heal your wounds when you get there. I am sure he wasn’t stupid enough to die yet.”
The hollow mask disappeared as Nick spoke.
“Why are you helping me?” Byakuya asked.
“Because you survived his bankai, and any man that can do that deserves my help.” Nick replied.
Nick helped Byakuya to Bill Gates’ manor. Upon entering, they found Zack and Guy on the floor.
Nick rushed to them but as he got to them, someone yelled, "It’s a trap get out of there!!!”
Nick turned around to see Guy running at him, and when he turned back Bill Gates grabbed his neck and threw him back.
Guy rushed to Nick while Zack rushed to help Byakuya stand.
“This guy is tuff. Don’t underestimate him.” Guy said.
“Right *cough* go help Byakuya.” Nick said. “Zack and I will hold him off until he is healed."
Zack and Nick began to battle Bill Gates while Guy healed Byakuya.
“So you are Bill Gates, I wonder what your Zanpaktou looks like?” Nick said.
“I don’t know. It all happened so fast. I was running at him with my guns a blazin when next I know Guy is healing me.” Zack said.
“Well you watch my back and I’ll watch yours, 'k?” Nick said.
“If you two are done talking I have more people to scam and a meeting at five o’ clock with the Bobs. So if we could wrap this up.” Gates said as he pulled out a keyboard shaped Zanpaktou.
“What the hell is that?!?!” Nick and Zack exclaimed.
“This is my Zanpaktou, Gateway.” Gates answered. “Open, Gateway”
“Kui Korosu, Kijinakuma.” Nick said.
“Sha Nuku (shoot through), Meidojuuhou (Hell’s Guns).” Zack said.
The three of them fought until Gates threw Zack and Nick back. Byakuya entered the fight.
“You truly are the strongest in the human world but now you will meet your match.” Byakuya said. “Chire, Senbonzakura.”
Byakuya charged at Gates and their Shikai’s clashed until...
“You’re pretty strong for a shinigami, what are you captain class?” Gates asked
“Yes I am the captain of the sixth division, but enough of this, it is about time for me to return, so BANKAI!!!” Byakuya exclaimed.
“What is that??? What did you do???” Gates said in a scared voice.
“This is bankai, and it seems that you have not encountered it before. So I will let you leave on one condition.” Byakuya said.
“Yes whatever it is I will do it, just please let me live.” Gates begged.
“You must become my servant and obey every word I say.” Byakuya said.
“Yes anything, my master.” Gates said.
“Now I want you to give these three what ever they want and I will return in three months to make sure you are doing everything I say.” Byakuya said.
He opened the gates to Soul Society and left.
“You heard him, now give us a new Xbox or a new Xbox 360.” Nick said.
“Yes, sir right away.” Gates said as he left to get three Xbox 360s and every game out. “I hope this pleases you.”
“Thank you Gates, I hope we never meet again.” Nick said as the three of them left.
Three months passed and true to his word Byakuya returned. He wanted the things he sent from Soul Society to be done immediately.
“BILL!!!!” Byakuya said.
“Yes master.” Gates replied.
“Did you schedule me for my "I am better than everyone" speech because I don’t see it on my planner” Byakuya asked.
“Umm... yes sir I'm pretty sure I did.” Gates answered.
“Well I don’t see it you know what that means right?” Byakuya asked.
“Oh god no not that!!!” Gates cried.
“Yes that.” Byakuya said.
“Stupid Byakuya cutting my pay again I oughta…” Gates said just under his breath.
“WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?” Byakuya yelled.
“Oh nothing master.” Gates replied as he walked off crying.
THE END