Ask Stevie the Llama [CBNL]

[Lolable]

YES,STEVIE THE LLAMA (http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/wonk_llama.jpg) IS BACK!!
So you people Can post all your Qs in here and he will reply to you in CBNL.
So if you have a question about the universe,relationship..etc.
Just ask!


Can amod close the old Stevie thread ,please.
kthx.

[Kyoko<3!]

Stevie the Llama: Who the flop are you?

Stevie the Llama: Can you brush my teeth plox. =/

[xiaoshawn]

o0 stevie llama? never heard of it
question 1: who are you?
question 2: are we(earth) living alone?
*hugs stevie llama*

[Ai]

Stevie, Considering the current climatic changes occuring in the south pacific region of the pacific ocean, Can we expect fishing stocks to go up or down in the Amazon River.

Explain Why?

Stevie, Can i touch you?

[♥ Tess]

Ok Stevie...

1st: Where did you Disappear to??? (it's been a while)

2nd: What happened to Carl?

[SoundWave]

Do you listen to metal?..
which is your fav genre and why?
got any fav band?

Do you like splattered mermaids?

Can you lick your nose?

Have you ever been on mount everest?
How was it?
Did you happen to see a yeti?
Did you have buttsecks in the tent with the guide to keep the warmth?
(if so)How was that like?

What's your mental state?
How did it end up the way it is?
Ever gotten abused?
Have you been raped b4?

Would you ever consider joining a cult/sect?
(if so) which 1 and why?
does it have any benefits?

Could you pls tell me why I don't have a job yet?
Any recommendations on a good job?

Do you like rotten fish?
(if so) How do you manage to stand the stench?
Ppl say it tastes salty, well does it?

Oh and lastly, I know where your mailbox lives.. ;)

[Evanesque]

So stevie...how far can you spit?

Which one do you prefer? - Diarrhea or constipation? and why?

[Mercurius]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg

How old are you?

Are you a male ??

Am I likely to rule over the world once?

Will I ever get a CB Logie??

Do Kitties eat Doggies now and then??

How can you answer all these questions, while a Lama can only Spit??

[Evanesque]

Can you actually jump? =O
How high?

Can you do the macarena! =O (wtf? X3)

[Ai]

Stevie why don't the new members love you?

What will you do to rectify this injustice?

How large is your...."Mind"....

[_mike_]

Can we have the old stevie back?

[♥ Tess]

Stevie, why don't you answer these questions? ; (
are you on vacation? btw: Do you know a Stewie?

[Evanesque]

@Shin: Just so you know, your questions will be answered in the NL.

If your question was actually a question and not a query question then excuse this message.

[Mercurius]

Stevie Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Stevie How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?

Stevie will touching you give me good karma ?

[T_Ichigo]

Actually I don't know who you are. I've heard about Stewie (from Family Guy) but not Stevie. But I've interest in you since you're a vaizard.
My question about something which influence the universe:
Atoms are from a physical persperctive made up by approximately 10% material, the rest 90% is vacuum. Theoretical, the material in this world would hardly exist since there are an infinite amount of atoms which build up the world and universe. Assuming that the world and universe are made X amount atom.
X * 0,90(percentage vacuum) says only one thing: materials are like non-exisistent.

the 2nd question: do you believe that talking-animals exist ? if no, why do you think like that ?

And one more thing, what do you think about my sigs ? ..

[Tanya]

On a scale of 1-33, how silky is your fur?

[Lust]

stevie,who the heck or what are you!?!?!?
how tall are you?
are you gay?

[smach]

umm only got one question.

wtf is this freakin thread about? :eek13:

[Evanesque]

Stevie the Llama is a special animal who answers your most silliest/serious questions. Feel free to ask anything from weird to the weirdest.

Answers will be published in the NL...

Stevie's identity remains a secret.

[deto]

If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing and not a seeing?

If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a big bunch of purples.

[Tanya]

Why does DragonBlade have such a big butt?

Why can't Z_Blitz like another number other than 3?

Why can't Mai just go off and burn in hell?

Are you friends with maxiMOOSE?

Why is Seto dutch?

Approximately how long do you estimate it will be when people begin to use correct grammar and spelling?

[Hugoinaboxlives]

Am I the only one who's freaking unaware of what the "NL" is?

[Lust]

why the dumb stingray kill steve erwin?
why steve erwin like to say crocky?
why am i asking you retarded question?
does smoking should be ban?
whats the meaning of 1337?

[Miss M]

How many ladies do you have?

Do you do the so called "midnight action"?

How can we stop global warming?

Can we find a cure against global warming?

Did you celebrate "Earth Day"?

When do we celebrate "Earth Day" again?

[Pampa Wayt]

is stevie the ever-knowing llama that could spit phlegm as far as our puny eyes could see?

where is the NL?

[Lolable]

The NL is the ClubBleach News Letter lol.

And its in the Lounge ;)

[.multi]

What are the chances of DragonButt replying on MSN?
How come tanya gets so much power?

[Tanya]

Why does multi think I have so much power? x_X

[.multi]

Why is tanya asking me the above question when she clearly has alot of power, being the self-proclaimed leader of P7 (xD), graphics moderator, shinigami staff, vaizard, AND I quote Undying
tanya=sex
We all know sex overpowers all men.

:)

[BeeCrest]

Do you like potatoes Stevie?

Do you know how many "stalkers" I have?

[Patience]

Stevie... Are you my daddy?

Stevvvvvvvvie. How many wood chuck chucks would a wood chuck chuck would? (I prob. butchered that, I typed it how I thought it went.)

[Ai]

Stevie why do i submit myself to the horror that is irc and talk to the people on there?

[cursed kyuubi]

stevie can you eat 5 hotdogs at once?

stevie can u spit at people you hate

[Evanesque]

Thanks a lot for giving Stevie something interesting to do in his miserable llama life.

Answers, as usual, will be published in the Newletter...(acronym = "NL")

Keep those weird, wacky questions coming! ^^

Note: The NL comes out every month and can be viewed in this section (The lounge)

[Pyramus]

Never tried this before...

1: Can you read my thoughts?
2: If so, what am i thinking of?

[_mike_]

stevie....why you called stevie...?

[SunnyPie♥]

Stevie... do you like yellow? o.o

[Alerane]

Stevie, do you think I should wear my red cape or purple cape when I go to war with the martians?

[Que Sera Sera]

Stevie, Should I buy some korean food for you?
Do you have feet?
What are you?

[Ai]

Stevie, Why is the earth round instead of oval?

[SunnyPie♥]

Stevie, why my hair isn't curly?

[Lady Ushio]

uh... why do you flirt with girls? You're one heck of a llama :lol

[rei]

stevie will you kick someone for farting?

[Kenken]

stevie...when will you sell DB?

and do you read MegaTokyo? and who's your favorite character?

[+]-[+POPS+]

Stevie.......how DO they get the teflon to stick to the pans?http://www.oilstoves.co.uk/thumbs/88-01-040.jpg ...........

Stevie......which one DID come first, the chicken or the egg?http://www.blogiseverything.com/images/chicken_2Degg_small.jpg ...........

Stevie......how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/Tootsie_Pops_Mascot.jpg...........

[Lust]

stevie.....who are your parent
stevie are you single?

[Ai]

Stevie when do you think the next depression will occur and why?

Stevie if I was a pagan would you be my witch?

[Mokona]

Stevie do have any friends? If so who are they?

[Shitaki]

Stevie, Why do Doves Cry?

Stevie, Do you have any pets?

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Stevie...how come you wont look at me anymore?

Is it because I've gained weight?

[Yamamoto]

Stevie...can you transform? Into what?

[SunnyPie♥]

Stevie... why is it that noobs are attracted to me? XD

[Asuka]

Stevie:

What purpose do invisible band-aids serve when everyone can clearly see the white guaze in the middle?

[Priestess]

Stevie, I'm new here to Club Bleach and I wanted to know if you will be my friend?

[Neko Kyo]

Stevie, are all guys so dumb when it comes to dating?

[Roflmao!]

Stevie, if there was a question that questioned itself, how would you answer?

[pylar]

Stevie, tell me a story. One with rainbows and fireflies and real wood paneling.

[Edgey]

Stevie, can you eat 6 donuts at once without licking your lips?

Stevie, what is the meaning of a "hug"

[Akiha]

Stevie, why does CB make me come back to it all the time? :<

Stevie, why are you drop dead smexy? ;)

[Toasty]

Dear Stevie,

Why does no one love me? Will you love me?

;__;

[Tablo.]

Stevie,

what's your name? And why? And where did you get it?

And Stevie,

how would you describe BAD cosplayers? (you know, the one who uses cardboard [or duct tape] for a ninja headband, sort of people.)

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Stevie.... can you do a barrel roll?

[hamano_amon]

errr,stevie,pleaz tell me why so many ppl reply here even if u never show up except in the #1?

[SLVR]

Steve when will the loggies get done?

[Kenken]

stevie please explain the causes of WW1 (i want an accurate answer :3)

[Youko Makuyo]

Stevie, why doesn't water have any taste?

[Prince Noctis]

Stevie, why did you prank call me just a minute ago?

[Youko Makuyo]

Stevie, why don't you prank call Mizu more often?

[Pipp-ORK]

Stevie, when will Nadie finally jump Ellis?

[Pyramus]

Stevie, when will you awnser my questions?

[Que Sera Sera]

Stevie, Are you in my Pancake? It tastes like llama...

[SunnyPie♥]

Stevie, can I play tennis with you?

[Cleric]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[Artemis]

Stevie, I don't get along with Koreans.
I don't think there's anything wrong with me... is there?

[Lady Ushio]

Stevie, why are you looking at me like that? @_@
*rants*

[hamano_amon]

oh my love stevie,
when shall u die?

[Edgey]

Stevie, wanna PvP?

[Mercurius]

-Stevi where do U come from?

-Who are your parents?

-Are we family?

-Will it ever be possible for ANYONE...even Sandal and Unholy...to be as cool as you??

-Do you have a Gender?

-Do I have a Gender?

-Are You similar to thing that is described as ''God"

[SLVR]

Is Sarah still active I have not seem he for like 2 weeks :<
Is it possible to have the skin Natsuki V2 back?

[Akiha]

Why does everyone think I'm a girl? :<

[Alerane]

Stevie if I were Stevie the llama and you were a random CB member what would you ask me?

[konakona]

Oh mighty Stevie, if your coat was to be sheared off, how much vbucks would it be worth?

[Sleven]

Do Aliens exist?

If so, are they hot?

[Iro]

Stevie, did you just have breast implants?

[dragoneyes001]

Q: when are you scheduled to blow your brains out?

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Stevie, how do I shot web?

[Miss M]

Stevie, why do some girls turn into lesbians? :<

[Edgey]

Stevie, is anyone apart from you worthy of using teh uber hax?

[Pyramus]

Stevie, Why is Pedobear stalking me?

[Guy]

I don't know who this guy is... but I'll give it a shot.

Stevie, what do I need to do to become the greatest CEO this world has ever seen?

[SunnyPie♥]

Stevie, why is it that my mom says I am crazy, if the only thing I do is stare at walls and laugh at them?

[Joe Black]

[EDIT://]

Stevie, are you a pyromaniac?

[Pie <3]

Stevie, am I gay?

[DancingDragon]

Stevie, why do priests rape little boys?

[Lady Ushio]

Stevie, what do you think of a fish?

XD

[Miyagi Rikku]

Stevie do you know how to make some good Caramel Machiatto?

[Akiha]

Do you love me, Stevie? Because I love you! D:

[Alexander4]

under my info, why does it say "TLS4GatorBait is on a distinguished road" ??? its a picture that isnt work right now so i cant tell what its for (red x)

[Karakura Red]

Stevie do you think i am L337 haksors noob???

[Prince Noctis]

Stevie, I can haz ice cream cake plx?

[Guy]

Stevie, why is my life so stressful?

[Luso Clemens]

Who's your favorite author, Stevie?

[Joe Black]

are you aware that you has a stalker?

[konakona]

A crate weighs three quarters of a crate plus three quarters of a pound. How heavy is it?

A couple who celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary in 1995, were both born on August 16th, seven years apart. The man is 2,555 days older than his wife. In what years were they born?

One night, Sally went to bed at 10:15 & read her book. Three quarters of an hour later, she put out her light & fell asleep. Later, she awoke again. Looking at her alarm clock, she saw the hands were exactly overlapping. A little over fifteen minutes later, she noticed all the digits on the radio alarm were all the same. Falling asleep again, she slept for the next four & a half hours before getting up for breakfast. What time did Sally get up?

How would you go about boiling a two-minute egg if you only had two sand timers - one for five minutes & the other for three minutes - to time it with?

[asstron9000]

i like waffles, and stevie is a god hahahh

[KELSØv3.0]

Stevie, why can't a be an assassin?

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

Stevie, do you like homos?

[Akiha]

Stevie, why haven't called me back?

[Guy]

Stevie, what the hell do I do if I've been sick for over a month?

[Manchester Black]

Stevie, why are you such an ugly llama?

[Lady Ushio]

What do u want to eat, stevie?

[Edgey]

Stevie, have you ever divided by 0?

[Lust]

why maths exist stevie?

[Gowansweetpea]

Stevie I'm almost totally new to computers and am just learning how to get around in this site, do you have any helpful tips for someone that wants to participate but unsure of what to do?

[Mercurius]

Stevie: Mr. T VS. Vin Diesel VS. Chuck Norris?

[Graffik]

How does it feel to be a famous Llama?

[Tsunayoshi]

Stevie what is your favorite movie?

[EndlessBlack]

Can I have a sweater made with your wool?

[Harley Quinn]

Stevie, are you related to Emperor Cuzco from Emperors New Groove and can you dance as well as him?

[Joe Black]

If I kill you, will I get any sweet loot?

[Guy]

Stevie, what's the quickest way to earn money?

[Minami Itsuki]

Stevie, will I be able to find a Wii in stores anytime soon?

[Edgey]

Stevie, why are BP total and utter fags?

[Neko Bam]

Why are you copying my "ask Bamboocha" thread?

[Tsunayoshi]

Steve will CB die in flames because of all this chaos

[Guy]

Stevie, how can we compromise between CB and BP?

[KELSØv3.0]

Stevie, why is my nephew so annoying?

[young_saiyan]

Stevie, have you heard the llama song?

[Gowansweetpea]

Stevie have you heard anything about "Diamond Dust Rebellion"? Do you have any ideas when it might be out?

[Kurosaki Isshin]

Stevie.....Darn it I forgot....Ummmmm.....Ummmm...I can't remember.

Will Rukia ever die like she should?

[Guy]

Stevie, will I be able to finish all my spring break hw before school starts again?

[Yamamoto]

Stevie, how many haircuts do you have in a year?

[Lady Ushio]

Stevie, if you compare to a superstar, who it will be? :p

[Guy]

Stevie, are you smart enough to pass the AP Stats test? If so, please teach me your secret!

[Edgey]

Stevie, Waffle?

[DJ StarScream]

Stevie Wow or Girls?

[Lady Ushio]

Stevie, what kind of house do you live in?

[Que Sera Sera]

Stevie, Did you miss me? D:

[Gowansweetpea]

I've been gone for about 3 weeks due to going home to California for my sons' graduation from MCRD and my question to you is besides the generation userbars what else has changed on club bleach?

[KELSØv3.0]

Stevie, why are guys so stupid?

[Guy]

Stevie, why do my teachers love video projects so much?

[Vampyrelord]

Stevie, What WOULD Jesus do?

[iBleach47]

Stevie Have you been married

[Gowansweetpea]

Stevie, when do you ever have time to answer your questions?

[Mavvy]

Stevie, Llama lla llama? Llaaaaaaaaaama llama llama ma llama la?

[shiny808]

Stevie, why must some girls have small boobs?

[pylar]

Steve, what is your favorite cover song?

[Joe Black]

Stevie, will you join my forces in the pursuit of world domination?

[raisins]

stevie, what animes are you watching currently?

[Mercurius]

Stevie how come you've never been nominated for the Cb logies?

[TuRm0iL]

Stevie, how powerful is a llama?

[Pie]

Stevie, does Ai love me?

[.multi]

Stevie, will I ever be able to get over her?

[Milan]

Dear Stevvie, why wasn't Kaze reacting on Ventrilo?

[Iro]

Stevie, what's so special about your poop?

[Akiha]

Stevie, will I ever find love on the internet?

[Sarteck]

Stevie, why is it that when I look at loli, I feel kind of like that time we climbed the rope in gym class?

[GHEYCHULL]

Wtf Stevie?

[doucheasaurus]

Stevie, are you a "wonder"?