100+ things we've learned from Bleach

[DireCry]

Basically you just say what you have learnt from Bleach.

1. We've learnt that butterflies are ways to communicate with Soul Society.

[II Xion II]

2.) We've learned that orange hair makes you powerful.

[Seff]

3.) We learnt that fillers suck

[BWoods]

4) We've learned that 10-foot tall foxes can walk on two legs and talk.

[theblack_dragon]

5.) we learned that putting a pill in a teddy bear makes a pervert

lol lol lol lol...................this thread can get interesting :)

[Sora]

6) We've learned about the life after the death.

[BWoods]

7) We've learned it's not "Uwooooo!" but it's "Aaaaah!" (Episode 24 - Chapter 80) :D

[StoneTitan]

8) We learn that weapons are a part of ourself

[T_Ichigo]

9) We've learned that talking cats exist, lol

[.Kozmic]

10) We've learned that bounto are ghey and when you have red eyes and white hair it doesn't always mean your Albino

[ikkaku's girl]

11. If you keep getting injured and think you've got bad luck, you're prob just being chased by a Hollow! You're soul must be delicious! :)

[Donut]

12) We've learned to never trust the constantly smiling guy who talks like a southern crack-whore.

[Undying]

13) We learned that if you're hearing strange voice inside your head and a crazy freak in your mind says he'll eat you, you might want to check the nearest Vizard group for further detail.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

14) We learned how to laugh "Bohahahahaha!!!!"

[DireCry]

15. Hair pieces have magical power

[.Kozmic]

16. People who brush their hair back are totally evil and crazy

[theblack_dragon]

17. we have learnt never trust a guy that wears glasses and keeps huggin little girls

[Nomadic Dragon]

18. We learned the simplest acts can make you sexy i.e. the breaking of a pair of glasses.

[zarakiscars86]

19.We've learned that swords have names (seemed stupid the first time)

[supratt232]

20. We've learned that sanity is not a necessity. (see Zaraki for further details)

[pantiffel]

21. We have learned that cute can be dangerous *thinks about Yachiru biting Ikkaku*

[tempest24]

22. We learned that ichigo is 'emo' most of the time

[BWoods]

23) We've learned that Tessai likes to "watch" people from very very close.

[Phasmatis]

14) We learned how to laugh "Bohahahahaha!!!!"

Amen to that!

24) We have learned all of the ways to NOT sword fight.

[Sky]

25. We've learned that the after life ain't all that cracked up to be unless you're nobility or a shinigami.

[yahhzoo]

26. We learned that people cant be trusted.

[II Xion II]

27.) We've learned that having a little girl and boy hang around you all the time does not make you a pedophile (Urahara, anyone?).

[zarakiscars86]

28.We've learned never trust a overly "nice" man with glasses

[kensei]

29. We learned that all weapons have a limit, and the the stronger they are, the less times they can be used again in succession

[ramen9]

30: We have learn how to open a juice box

[kensei]

31. We learned that black cats that turn to hot women transform naked. :D

[ramen9]

32. we learnt that Yumichika is a guy

[Seff]

33. We learned that fanboys suck

[kensei]

34. We learned that sewing doesnt make you less than a man

[*kaname*]

35. we've learned that one shouldn't wear a cape while running through the tunnel between soul society and the real world :P

[ultimate]

36. We learned that orange is the new black [Ichigo and Kaien]

[Kay™]

37.a guy that wear mask become vaizard

[Momentum]

38. That you must learn the name of the person who's going to kill you.

[ultimate]

39. Apparently you must get beaten up badly [sometimes close to death] before you can "release the limit"

[Pyramus]

40: That good always wins in the end!

(Sorry if thats already been used, i didnt bother to read all of them!

[kensei]

41. That shoulder and forehead wounds (over the eye) are the most common wound ever.

[ultimate]

42. That main characters enjoy getting beaten up badly and still don't wanna show their "true or full power" until they are nearly dead

[kensei]

43. That your albino twin is your Hollow

[Donut]

44) We've learned that if you see monsters no one else can see, you just have a lot of reiatsu...

[kensei]

45. We have learned many a range of verbs such as Cry, Scatter, Sing, Shoot and Sit upon the frosted heavens

[Kay™]

46.a blade can comunicate with you

[theblack_dragon]

47. we learned that big breasted women eat and cook wierd food

[ultimate]

48. Apparently instead of heaven, there is a place called Soul Society where people beat each other up

[Ichigo1543]

49. We learned that fathers are good at drop kicking their son for no good reason.

[Ichigo1543]

50. We've also learned that pretty boys are more powerful than they let on.

[Undying]

51. When you feel a pain in your chest, look for the nearest white-masked creature to explain about Hollows.

[.Kozmic]

52. Stuffed dolls know how to dance (end credits)

[Tyekanik]

53. When people tell you to "stay back" more than once in a row, you are currently useless, come back after leveling up.

[Ichigo1543]

54. Women with big breast are very silly people

[BWoods]

55) We have learned that Emo definatly lives on in SS. (Kira is emo king)

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

56) we've learned that byakuya is in the national cherry blossoms festival.

[ikkaku's girl]

57) It's okay for guys to carry stuffed animals, as long as its for the purpose of finding bounto.

[kensei]

58. We learned how to say "Your one thousand years too early" and "It can't be helped" in japanese.

[silverwolf801]

I've learned that the arrancars are spanish

[Sky]

60. We've learned not to take soul storing bodies (gigai) from a man that walks up to you in the street. It may lead to your execution in an unusually speedy fashion.

[kensei]

61. We learn that bald old men can be so scary they can make you wet yourself jsut with his eyes

[StoneTitan]

62. We have learned that the one you think is your enemy, isn't necessary your enemy...

[kensei]

63. that black butterflies are shinigami in disguise

[yahhzoo]

64. We learned that all quincys wear glasses.

[M_A]

65. that all problems can be resolved by defeating someone in a fight.

[kensei]

66. That its cool to have 69 tattooed on your face

[II Xion II]

67.) We've learned that if you are going to lose a limb, it will most likely be your arm.

[yahhzoo]

68: We learned that even a fox can walk on two legs.

[Kay™]

69:dolls can be perv sometime

[ramen9]

70. Dead bounto can be used to make sandcastles

[ultimate]

71. We learned that with one injection from a needle you can instantly grow back a limb

[kensei]

72. That there is always someone who can heal you when you venture out into reckless situations

[BabyLoving]

73. Orange haired guys are vaizards

[Sekeisenbonzakura]

74. Goosing people is a bad idea, espically if they want to get married a virgin.

[kensei]

75. Cool shades ALWAYS get broken

[ultimate]

76. Apparently bleeding a large amount of blood is great in Bleach, it shows you will win the battle soon... unless you're the badguy which means you will most likely lose

[silverwolf801]

77. I've learned to never trust a small girl on your shoulders to show you directions

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

78. we've learned that the captain commander of soul society is an old fart who sits in his couch while the soul society is burning

[Undying]

79. People can actually run around with a metal sword as big as they are.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

80.) we've learned that captains are allowed to cut the buildings like zaraki did

[theblack_dragon]

81.) its cool to have teddy around you and talk to them

[zabuzza]

82. we leared that kids can be incredibly strong

[kensei]

83. That old bald men with really long beads have bodies of a muscly twenty-year old.

[StoneTitan]

84. We learned that Orbs have consious(The canonball orb, how else can it understand the direction formular Ganju said)

[theblack_dragon]

85.) we learned that the EDO era still exist

[Novoxis]

86.) That Bankai is so cool it's now in the dictionary.

[Setsuna Ai]

64. We learned that all quincys wear glasses.
SO TRUE

#87 We learned that you have two shitty lives to lead: one in earth and one in Soul Society/Huenco Mundo.

[SakuraNeko]

#88 Don, Junta, karin, and kon make a great team when fighting hollows

[Mega Boast]

89.) I Learned That Little Flowers Can Kill You...(cherry blossums)

[ultimate]

90. Even though Soul Society live similar to the Edo era period, they all have mobile phones, chappy candy, high technology and stuff

[MishaSan]

91. That Pez candy can also be soul candy

[飛雲]

92. Good guys are not nessessary "good"

[ramen9]

93. Bad guys are not nescessarily bad either

[yahhzoo]

94. We learned if you kill a captain you become one.

[kensei]

95. That flower petals can make very deadly weapons

[Hunni3]

96. mod souls stuck in lion plushies will be perverts o_O

[ultimate]

97. That living in Rukongai can suck, living in Hell sucks too and living in Hueco Mundo can also suck so try to stay alive in the human world

[ramen9]

98. We learned that you can drink water while standing upside down in the sky

[kensei]

99. That emo blondies can pwn you by making you gain weight

[StoneTitan]

100. We learned that even if your burning you can be unscrached(Yamamoto anyone)

[yahhzoo]

woohoo we hit one hundred!!!
101. We learned that even a guy that hangs around with two young kids isnt nesscary a perv.

[kensei]

102. We learned that wierd shopkeepers having cats as best friends is not normal.

[ramen9]

Yeah but a few people posted stuff that was similar to each other.

103. We learned that Mayuri likes attending the Shinigami Woman's Meetings

[Kay™]

104.we learned that blind people are very into justice

[Trouse]

105. Redheads grow the biggest ... harvest. xD

[SnowManZero]

106-That tite kubo is firmly against the number six and people with 'n' as the last letter of their most known name.

[theblack_dragon]

107.) we learn that people from the hollow world can tear the sky open

[kensei]

108. We learn that you can't beat big Gillian Menos Grandes by chopping them from the bottom until their head drops to the ground.

[silverwolf801]

109.we've learned that letting a little girl beat you up doesn't mean that you are weak it just means that she is a robot.

[Guy]

110. We learned that shunpo is an actual move.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

111. we learned that arrancars are spanish fools

[moonflow]

112- that matsumoto looks great in a school uniform :P

[Sharpie_x]

113- Respect the elderly no matter what (i.e. Captain Yamamoto), unless you're looking for a fight.

[silverwolf801]

114. I've learned that new openings can contain MAJOR spoilers.

[Guy]

115. That new ending songs can contain some of the most random features ever...

[SakuraNeko]

116) fillers can be both annoying and entertaining depending on the mood your in.

[yahhzoo]

117. That sometimes even adults play with dolls. (ie. the bounto)

[SakuraNeko]

118) you lean the names of everyone's zanpakuto

[Sky]

119. That somewhere somehow a bamboo and a snake did 'it' and had a baby name Zabimaru.

[ultimate]

120. That Hitsugaya doesn't like candy

[Guy]

121. That you can still be old and sick, while at the same time, one of the strongest dudes alive (referring to Ukitake).

[ramen9]

122. A full moon may not be a moon at all.

[ultimate]

123. That even though Ichigo is in high school he never needs to study for exams etc. and can spend his time fighting Hollows during the day and night

[kensei]

124. Big boobs and eating wierd food can help get you to being second in your class

[+KuSaKaBe+]

106. Never trust a nerd to sew up your stuffed lion.


Edit: My bad, I accidently put 106 instead of 125 (I wasn't reading page 9). So if you've posted after me, change your number.

[silverwolf801]

107. even if a naked woman with big boobs gets on top of another woman with big boobs doesn't necessarily mean That they are going to have sexual intercourse.

[kensei]

108. Capes are cool

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

128. We learned that Tousen changed his dress and hairstyle..

[RenRen]

129. we learned that even the baddies in the series are hawt! :D

[silverwolf801]

130. we've learned that a baboon can turn into a bone dragon

[RenRen]

131. arrancars like to shove their hands into other ppl's guts

[kensei]

132. That tattoos make you feel more badass

[silverwolf801]

133. I've learned that hairclips can turn into fairies

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

134. We learned that an arrancar's eye can be a video recorder.

[kensei]

135. We learned that leaking taps are very accurate analogies of reiatsu

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

136. we learned that the strongest ice zanpakutou is owned by a kid

[theblack_dragon]

137.) that even mad scientist can be captains

[ikkaku's girl]

138. If you're an ugly person in an anime, you're probably not important to the story (ex. ugos that help bounto get into seireitei). Just in general, if the characters are better looking than most, they're most likely a main character. Even the ugly main characters are way better looking than the random shinigami/soul society citizens. My suitemate pointed this out to me, and I found it to be very true.

[飛雲]

139. We learned that even heaven (Soul Society) have violence and evil.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

140. we learned that bells are used for hairstyles

[T_Ichigo]

106. We've learned that Keigo's hotty sister loves baldheads

[飛雲]

142. We learn that the devil is a human wearing white clothes, and does not have a fork.

[Livius]

143. We learned that they wear black in Heaven(S.S.)

[silverwolf801]

144. we learned that cat's turn into beautiful women with big boobs

[Livius]

145. We learned there is a big boobed women who works at a tea house in soul society that Kon was attracted to and find out she is actually a man O.o

[silverwolf801]

what?
we've learned that stuffed animals love big boobed women

[Livius]

147. we've learned that Grimmjow moves like Bruce lee \o/ when beating up Ichigo

[silverwolf801]

SOOOOO true

148. we've learned that the arrancar take boxing lessons.

[Livius]

149. we've learned yachiru has no sense of direction

[SakuraNeko]

149. we've learned yachiru has no sense of direction

150 Neither does Kenpatchi

[kensei]

151. We learn that all the wierd food Inoue eats goes down to her boobs

[BabyLoving]

152. How to enhance our assets as girls. (:

[RenRen]

153. U can make a walking and talking backpack out of modsouls (Kon) ^^

[Rayster]

154: If you don't like how you look, put on a mask and go stab some people


(Vaizards..)

[ultimate]

155. That Grimmjow learnt how to fight from Bruce Lee [ep121, Grimmjow doing his Bruce Lee stance before turning Ichigo into a punching bag :D]

[kensei]

156. That you should never touch any kind of tentacles (Kaien)

[silverwolf801]

157. we've learned that the main character gets two girls to love

[Sharpie_x]

158. Scars, tattoos, skulls on face are the new fashion.

[L'Arc Enzeru]

159. we've learned that melancholics expression is made a person to be so cool like Ulqy.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

160. we learned that caterpillars are freaks

[ramen9]

161. Mayuri has nooo sense of fashion

[RenRen]

162. so does Don Kanonji -.-'

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

163. we learned that some arrancars are emo like ulquiorra

[kensei]

164. That sprits are always with YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

165. that cherry blossoms can kill

[kensei]

166. That glasses are always visible in one lens, the other always gleaming in the light.

[sham16]

167 Little pink haired girls and old worn out man with a cane could still pawn you!

[RenRen]

168. i'll never see doctors the same way again. They could be a shinigami or a Quincy (Isshin & Ryuuken) :O

[SakuraNeko]

169) soifon likes yoruichi

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

170. Yoruichi is a Maniac and maniacs eat alot

[SakuraNeko]

171)Yoruichi is the god of flash...

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

172. urahara is the best basement builder

[yahhzoo]

173. Yoruichi likes to be naked.

[emoloz]

174. That spinning leeks around is actually quiet fun and will be a new hobbie across the glone

[SakuraNeko]

174) orihime has a weird food concoctions.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

176. shunsui is a maniac

[Livius]

177. The Arrancar music is cool

[XV Barixn]

178. The sound when arrancar open their portals is cool.

[T_Ichigo]

179). We've learned that some shinigamis (Ikkaku & Yumichika) need knowledge about the modern world, that is to say the humankind world.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

179. kaname tosen became wise because of aizen

[StoneTitan]

178. The sound when arrancar open their portals is cool.


181. and sounds like a baloon:Haha

[silverwolf801]

182. I've learned poeple don't really care about property destruction

[VinScythe]

183. Soul kids can drink booze (Yachiru)

[Livius]

184. there is only hispanic spanish person in the show

[kensei]

182. I've learned poeple don't really care about property destruction

185. That people really don't care when a big group of people get their souls sucked in a park one day (Yami)

[AmnesiaI]

i've learned that no matter how powerfull an enemy is, the main character will eventually 'grow' and become stronger, thus making the reality of good always defeats evil true, just like any other story or movie known to man kind.

[kensei]

186. How to smile evilly. (Gin) :D

[ramen9]

188. Bountos should die

[kensei]

189. That being head of the military force makes you look hot

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

190. We learned that Zaraki's Division pwns

[Kay™]

191.dolls can walk around and talk

[aznboi1324]

192. if a guy yells bankai you run away

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

193. Tousen's zanpakutou is a piece of crap

[latara]

194 That little girls with pink hair can give piggy backs to 200 pound men without breaking a sweat.

[kensei]

193. Tousen's zanpakutou is a piece of crap

195. But his Bankai is scary..

[Syph]

196. Arrancars are badass

[MishaSan]

197. Stuff animals can sometimes make tea for you

[Wingman]

198. People don't notice giant explosions in the middle of the night

[kensei]

199. Closets make good rooms when you don't have anywhere to go to.

[Karakura Red]

200!!!: Guys with blossoms are powerful (byakuya)

[T_Ichigo]

201) we've learned that Karakura heroes are nothing but a bunch of clowns

[ramen9]

202. Bountos play with dolls

[StoneTitan]

203. Spiritpresure/Reiatsu is the best way to supress others:toocool:

[ultimate]

204. Everybody's favourite phrase is "resolve"

[Kay™]

205. guy that are kind turn out the ir are just bunch of hipocrite and is ebil

[+KuSaKaBe+]

206. Yoruichi can really pack it away for someone whose 93 pounds.

[silverwolf801]

207. Even neko girls can be deadly

[sweeter]

208. Blue hair can be sexy.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

209. pink hair is cute

[Alerane]

210. If you are a girl asking someone's family if you can stay with them don't expect to stay living in the teen age guy's closet, XD

[ikkaku's girl]

211. Even if your entire wardrobe is composed of black and white, you can still spruce yourself up by wearing some weird purple collar and blue hair. (Just look at Mayuri Kurotsuchi)

[T_Ichigo]

212) we've learned Don Kan'Onji-san's super canonball is as worthless as it can be

[Alerane]

213. We've learned that if you offered the position of partner its a limited time offer (#1 Apprentice XD)

[silverwolf801]

214. we've learned that bone dragons shoot out canonball

[T_Ichigo]

215) we've learned that Hanatarou has hidden moves.

[silverwolf801]

216. we've learned that Kon has good vocals

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

217. that shinigamis transform to butterflies

[Kay™]

218: we learned that "almost" all the girls in bleach have big chest

[Setsuna Ai]

219: that as the show progresses, Orihime's boobs get flatter.

[kensei]

220. That you can fly if you have super strong legs

[ramen9]

221. Kids with unusual-coloured hair are dangerous

[jitan_leonhart]

butterflies are also transmitter and receiver... thomasi should know this...

[Kay™]

223.ppl with a hole in his/her chest/neck,etc is call arrancar

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

224. Everyone in bleach are weirdos

[Jedi Taicho]

225. You can get beat up with thousands of punches and kicks and still be able to stand/breath for that matter.

[T_Ichigo]

226) There is water which can heal wounds (the part where Yoruchi wanted to have nudebath with Ichigo)

[ultimate]

227. If u are an Arrancar, u have a weird shaped head

[Jereck]

228. Cutting holes in someone's torso is a sign of friendship. In squad eleven anyway.

[T_Ichigo]

229) we've learned that the laws of physics at Ichigo's "inner realm" are completely against the science and knowledge of humanbeings

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

230. that each division's sign is a flower

[Konpachi]

231. Never trust a plushie

[Yuffie]

232:: Never really trust a Sandal Hat guy if you're a girl (x

[SnowManZero]

233when doning a mask, it will make your voice seem like it's echoing as well as make your eye's seem very tired.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

234. Tousen is an overacting, overdramatic retard!!!

[Yuffie]

235) Even a fox can talk (x

[emoloz]

180. That you can really fight even if your blind.

[Tobi]

237. Little girls kick ass

[squid]

17. we have learnt never trust a guy that wears glasses and keeps huggin little girls
^
did you ever trust them?
238.That your local talking bird is really a dead child

[Kay™]

239.drawing mean a lot to a girl

[theblack_dragon]

226) There is water which can heal wounds (the part where Yoruchi wanted to have nudebath with Ichigo)


240.) we leaned that that same water that heals you makes cats turn into cute women

[squid]

240.We learned by screaming a verb/adverb followed by a noun can make otherwise stainless steal change its form with things rangeing from a pike to a million razer sharp rose buds

[BabyLoving]

241. In order for your knives to be sharp, you need to talk to them often. (:

[Konpachi]

242. Don't mess with people wearing eyepatches

[Yuffie]

243: Don't mess with people from teh 4th DV

[Tobi]

244: Dieing and then letting the chain of fate decompose grants you new powers.

[silverwolf801]

245. I've learned not to mess with girl with sandals

[Caesar]

246: Or women with one arm and weird fire tricks!

[Seff]

247. Your dorky dad is in fact a captain-level shinigami

[Undying]

248: If your mother has died when you were a kid, check the nearest Shinigami to see if you have high spiritual powers.

[Hugoinaboxlives]

249: If you're about to die, you won't die.