Let's make our own Bleach story!!

[ramen9]

Hope there wasn't a thread like this before.

OK, here's how it works. i write a sentence and the next person will continue with ONE sentence and the next person will continue will another sentence and the so on blah blah blah

Here goes.

One day, Ichigo felt like going to the beach.

[Lex]

Oh this looks fun!!!!

And while sunning himself he happens to notice something strange swimming in the bay.

[yahhzoo]

Ichigo realizes that it is a Menos going for a swim.

[Undying]

But then Isshin, now newly seated on his position as God (apparently he didn't really have sex with his secretary, it was Bill), decides to grant him super powers.

[pantiffel]

Ichigo thinks his shinigami uniform is rather boring(it slows him down while flying) and flies to Ishida for a new uniform (that's going to turn out bad ...)
Meanwhile the Menos is floating in the water looking at the sun and gets blind. Poor evil little menos ...

[Mougly]

The recently blinded menos starts creating chaos... striking anything near him thinking its a creature attacking him.

[diamondedge]

Menos accidentaly hits ichigo in his madness and causes him to fly over the beach and land on rocks about 50 ft away from his previous location. Seing what he had done, menos laughs satisfied. "This is what you get for fu*king around with me, you little bit*h!"

[Jedi Taicho]

Then Ichigo gets up and goes to Ishida in order to get a new uniform. When he puts it on he instantly gains Quincy powers and combined with his Shinigami powers is able to cut down and shoot the menos until the Arrancar arrive then.....

[byakuya999]

which then the arrcanar challenge ichigo to a breakdance competition

[Mougly]

ichigo mis-steps and twists his ankle, and everyone laughs at him saying, "You got served, yo". Ichigo's resolve is shattered :-/.

[Riw]

Having lost his will to fight, Ichigo will lose for sure - but as situation seems hopeless, Renji appears behind him and hits him to the head, thus proving that people shouldn't be depressed!

[Inalialethsala]

This is interesting:

And while Abarai knocks Ichigo out of his senses, the skies open and Ulquiorra and the sexy Grimmjow came to the rescue...

Renji looks up saying, "It's about time."

The two arrancar and Renji then came to Ichigo, grabbed him on his elbows, pushed him to a corner, and began teaching him how to do Michael Jackson's Moonwalk routine. :Haha

[Lust]

but then ichigo kick them away since its not cool to learn gay dances technique by michael jackson so he run awy from them and crash onto matsumoto breast