If your'e to live in an island with a SHinigami and with only 2 things...

[Inalialethsala]

Okay guys. Let's use our imagination...

Let's just say your'e given a chance to live off far away in an island with a Shinigami, and you are allowed to bring only two things with you. Who would that SHinigami be and what will you bring? Why?

How about the one your'e going to live into? Would that be a house, mansion or bungalow? Use whatever you like and share it with us!


There seems to be a lot of questions I want to share with you if you guys don't mind... So in order not to miss one thing I posted them here right away. Others might have the same idea as mine and might post it here first. THis is pretty interesting though, of course I'm made it interesting for you to use your creative imagination. So have fun sharing!

[ramen9]

Hmm... is that island inhabited by anyone?

[Undying]

Matsumoto, Unohana, and condoms.

[Lust]

hmm yoruichi and matsumoto and yes...most guy will bring condom for safety measure XD

[L'Arc Enzeru]

Ul... * sigh * he's not a shinigami... well Soi Fong and Nemu, the things i bring... meh... same as the two people above me... XD

[Shercko]

Yoruichi, Matsumoto, and.. Yes, condoms.

[Undying]

Unohana I need to reproduce something when the condoms run out.

And Matsumoto for the stuff.

[Inalialethsala]

Hmm... is that island inhabited by anyone?

by anyone? NO. Just you and the SHinigami you choose. ALONE. ^_^

[Inalialethsala]

Unohana I need to reproduce something when the condoms run out.

And Matsumoto for the stuff.

lolz you guys are so funny! really wicked ^_^ :Haha
how about the place of the island you want to stay? since that will be "lovers making----" , umm where would that be? will you build up your house or what? ^_^

[Lust]

hmm the place huh? since you say far awy island....posibility ppl staying at there is low...anyhoo of course i need to build a house or i go make love in the cave since i dont have a house....and how the place look like? hmm tropical will be nice XD

[Undying]

Nah, we'll build us a house and all (Robinzon Kruzu style!) but until there's a house and a proper bed... :)

[Miyagi Rikku]

Ulquiorra and Ogichi...

oh no its not because of their skin tone T^T

so... ima bring... a matress and blankets :D wait is that ok o_o

[Donut]

I think Undying pretty much summed it up...

[leprousharry]

The Shinigami: Shunsui.

I bring: my wife and my daisho.

What we do: Shunsui train us.

We live in: a dojo.

The island is: full of bamboo forest, with a few domesticated pandas.

[_mike_]

indeed undy has...so its settled, matsumoto is a must!!!
but i beg to do differ with the unohana....id go yoruichi...threesome ftw....id take some modified condoms by urahara too :p lol

[pantiffel]

Hisagi or Renji (if he has his hair down xD) and I would bring music and *thinks* I don't need more things ... since the guy brings the condoms I see xD

*knows a thing*
Cake!

[Tobi]

Hmm. Soi Fon. Loads of drink and loads of food.

[Undying]

indeed undy has...so its settled, matsumoto is a must!!!
but i beg to do differ with the unohana....id go yoruichi...threesome ftw....id take some modified condoms by urahara too :p lol
You need someone to reproduce condoms or something similar in order to avoid unwanted consequences.

I doubt Urahara makes modified condoms... it's not a battle-usable gadget.

And Unohana iskinda hot too...

[Mougly]

You need someone to reproduce condoms or something similar in order to avoid unwanted consequences.
I doubt Urahara makes modified condoms... it's not a battle-usable gadget.
And Unohana iskinda hot too...

Oh but in Full Metal Panic! Sousuke used a condom to hold 2 liters of water... it MAY be considered a battle-usable gadget... lol

[Lirion]

Pretty much what Undying says. ^^ And Unohana is not that bad either. ;)

[leprousharry]

Originaly Posted by Undying
I doubt Urahara makes modified condoms... it's not a battle-usable gadget.


If I refer to a blackbelt of my ninjutsu course:
Ninja use all weapon that could help them disabling their opponent. They strike with the fists, the fingers, the nails, the elbows, the feet, the knees, the head, the teeth... even with the tail!

Except for the translation, it's a true quote! So... if you're a ninja, condoms are not weapons, but armor!

Edit: Unless you implied to use Unohana AS a condom...

[Undying]

Nah.

Unohana can produce NATURAL condoms that will not remove the pleasure while not premitting the unwanted situation.

And Unohana can also give pleasure (and I bet she can do it a lot better because she knows human anatomy really well).

Plus, Unohana can heal you fast out of anything, thus not letting lengthy periods without the act of pleasure we all need.

[miko_miyako]

a shinigami? why not arrancars? ;)
ok,if it's an island and no one else...argh!! i can't think! ok,hisagi or maybe byakuya..with only 2 things? can it be 2 guys instead?

[Mikado]

Matsumote (duh..xD) and 2 things.. well, I don't mind children, so a thing that splitses the soul and body, so I never nedd to eat. And some sex toys :P.

[.System]

Rukia and a book called "How to survive when stranded on a desert island" xD

[KeitaroAZN™]

Let's see. I think I would live with Rukia....and maybe bring Urahara...Need someone to hang out with that is laid back and cool. I'd probably bring my Ipod with all my music...and yea I dunno. I'm not a perv like the rest of you and saying im gonna bring condoms. lol XD jk.

[nx6]

Dude, this thread is sad. You all have you minds in the gutter.

Is nobody going to bring their zanpakutō?!

You can use it for defense and to hunt food.

And since you're already going to be living with a shinigami, you don't have to pick two characters as the items you bring (unless you want a non-shinigami character for a companion I guess).

[Marquis de Sado]

I'd take two Shinigami, Komamura and Matsumoto. We'd live in a mansion with lots of booze.

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

I think i'd live with matsumot and i'll bring wine and condomdadn we'll live in a mansion

[KeitaroAZN™]

I'd take two Shinigami, Komamura and Matsumoto. We'd live in a mansion with lots of booze.

Wow...If Matsumoto got pregnant with Komamura....ewww...Werewolf babies bleach style....

[Marquis de Sado]

Wow...If Matsumoto got pregnant with Komamura....ewww...Werewolf babies bleach style....
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of threesomes with Matsumoto and Komamura (hooray for being bi!) but werewolf babies would work too. I'd populate my island with werewolves and then proceed to dominate the rest of the world.

[KeitaroAZN™]

ewww..... Hmmm... now that I think about it that'd be weird... hairy ditzy busty babies.....

[Marquis de Sado]

ewww..... Hmmm... now that I think about it that'd be weird... hairy ditzy busty babies.....
All the people who go for the whole "furry" thing would be on that like bark on a damn tree.

[KeitaroAZN™]

yea....wait are you one of those "furry" fan people? LOL we need someone else to post...this is starting to get strange. Hey you could get Komamura to do the hunting XD

[Marquis de Sado]

yea....wait are you one of those "furry" fan people? LOL we need someone else to post...this is starting to get strange. Hey you could get Komamura to do the hunting XD
No, I'm not a furry. I just have a slight affinity for Komamura; sorry if it was getting weird ^_^. Yeah, Komamura would do the hunting; being a werewolf (or werefox, as the case may or may not be), he surely has a superior sense of smell and whatnot.

[theblack_dragon]

well matsumuto, oriheme and forget condoms oriheme will reverse any ill sickness lol

[KeitaroAZN™]

well matsumuto, oriheme and forget condoms oriheme will reverse any ill sickness lol

XD I love that one.

[flai]

Okay guys. Let's use our imagination...

Let's just say your'e given a chance to live off far away in an island with a Shinigami, and you are allowed to bring only two things with you. Who would that SHinigami be and what will you bring? Why?

How about the one your'e going to live into? Would that be a house, mansion or bungalow? Use whatever you like and share it with us!


There seems to be a lot of questions I want to share with you if you guys don't mind... So in order not to miss one thing I posted them here right away. Others might have the same idea as mine and might post it here first. THis is pretty interesting though, of course I'm made it interesting for you to use your creative imagination. So have fun sharing!
i will abarai renji cuz i am in luv wit him and da 2 things i will bring with me is dim sims cuz i luv dim sims and my my laptop with internet connection

[jellySKIN]

lol what u gonna do with your laptop? Watch more bleach xD?

[deng1234]

yoruchi my zanpakatou build a house and some condoms

[h3h3h3]

Porn magazine and slippery cream. Shunsui, we would just be jerking off watching Bleach porn.

[Mokona]

Lets see I would bring Zanpakutou, and Medical supplies.
i would take renji with me
And we would live in a hut that renji and I would Build together.

[Maverickhfsb]

Skipped most of this. You all got it wrong. Bring who you want, and a lifetime supply of birth control pills, not condoms.

[Ericd014]

Rukia, Senna, booze...nuf said. Who cares if they get pregnant...your on an island...not like it matters...

[silverwolf801]

Matsumoto, Unohana, and condoms.
screw condoms.
Yourichi and food

[WhichOnesPink]

screw condoms.
Yourichi and food
Bad combination, Yourichi would eat all the food in a day.

Unohana (but only because she has a Zanpaktou that can fly me off this damn island), a Zanpaktou, and food. Would you guys really want to stay on a deserted island, even if you did have Matsumoto, Orihime and an endless supply of condoms? Even that would get boring after a few years, sad to say.

[Twinky]

2 things? a phone for nearby shore pizza delivery and oriheme to keep me company XD, that works you dont have to get off the damn island as long as your confortable with it

[addicted2bleach]

I'd want to live with Rukia and Ukitake. I'd take a helmet, because Rukia's bound to whack me in the head with her notebook, and a kido gun (like the one Rantao used), because I probably would only hurt myself with a zanpakto before being able to do anything productive with it.

[dream catcher]

I would bring Yoruichi, Matsumuto and live in a mansion with every comodity :D

[latara]

Why's it always an island, huh? Why not the top of a mountain or a cave? Sun is SO overrated.

And.... why's everyone said condoms? Human + Shinigami = Necrophilia and no STI's

I'd bring Byakuya for the necrophiliac bit... and... for conversation I'd bring Yachiru. Then I'd bring candy to shut her up with when I got bored of her.

[themicahman]

i just love this post lol:redbiggri

[suburbanhell]

Do you get to pick the shinigami? :D

[ikkaku's girl]

I pick Ikkaku! Is anyone surprised?

If we had a house to live in, I'd bring a bed (not what you think, I love sleeping) and an endless supply of sunscreen.