Weirdest way ya hurt yourself

[Guilder]

Ever get hurt in the dumbest/Weirdest way!? You gotta tell me. o.o Why? Cus I'm Nosey and wanna hear if anyone can top my stupidity! Come on, I'll even go first!

Today I tore off 3 layers of my index fingers skin by rubbing a mirror.:D True story.

Last semester in school I damaged my leg and knees by jumping off a chair to hit touch a ceiling. The pain never left for 4 weeks..OW..x.x

[Alerane]

I broke my pinky finger by letting it bend back while sliding down a slide at the park across the street.

thats pretty stupid, no?

[Guilder]

Freakin' ow.o.o

[Tobi]

Watching my brother play my Burnout: Revenge, I was bouncing up and down on the bed because I was hyper xD

And I went straight through the bed, with loads of splinters in my legs, arms and hands xD

Bloooooody hurt xDD

[leprousharry]

I was in a medieval LARP. My weapon was a damn short dagger. My brother, who was my opponent, had a spear... Well... I jumped over him, trying to get near him without being hit... Unfortunately, he got me in the stomach and I broke my coxis on a pyramidal stone... Now it's torn forever...

Another one... I was at a french exam, in secondary 4. I had just finished writing, when I drop my earaser. I picked it just at the moment where a girl passed. She was wearing these tall shoes that are mades to broke neck. Well... she walked on my hand and broke my little finger's metacarpal. It's now torn in a funny way... Well... maybe a little bit disgusting.

[Dark Zero]

lets just say i was dreaming and feel off the bed and somehow rolled under my dresser. when i woke up hit head on the bottome of dresser and OWWWWW!!!!!!

[IntoTheHollow]

i was running in the street and i tripped on da curb and landed on the pavement and broke my arm

[ravenx]

Once i fell down a cliff. It was back in the days i actually had free time. I was walking on the edge of the cliff and just slipped.Fell down on my back wend down a few meters manage to stopped and then slipped again.AT the bottom I was looking like hell and had a 5 cm throne stuck between my fingers all the way in.When i pulled it out I thought it will never stop.

Once I was cutting something with a surgical blade and I wanted to press on the side that isn't sharp but by mistake I pressed on the sharp one and didn't notice.It went straight to my bone.

I have a great dane as a dog.Its almost as big as me.It weighs 68 kg. When I was taking it out I wasn't paying attention to it when we were going down the stairs and I stopped but she didn't she was running.She pulled me so hard that I spinned in the air and fell down in front of the stairs.

[Riw]

Yup, I've actually pierced my thumb all the way with the needle of the sewing machine (the needle snapped off and and my father removed it from my finger with tongs). And I was making LARP clothes, which only goes to further show that larping is seriously bad for your health.

[Lhunara]

this one time at band camp.....

nah actually i was out with my friends one time a long time ago and one of them was chasing me, i ran into a telephone pole *hangs head in shame*note to self next time watch where i'm running and not how close the person chasing me is.

I aslo smacked into a wall,yup with enuf force behind it,it hurts pretty bad ;_;

[omega255]

when i was six i was crawling on top of the tunnels you're supposed to crawl through. i lost my balance and fell off, and smashed my cheek on a wooden pillar. i still have the scar today...

[Iro]

when i was young, i was playing with a rope that i had tied to the bankbed the bed on top and it accidentally got tied to my neck, i almost choked. it left me scarsT_T

[Ichi-Zoro 3]

I peeled the skin of my heel by scratching it in an edge of a cart

[Lucki]

accidentally shut my head in the door =.=' i do that quite alot actually :/

broke my knuckle when i missed the target and hit the wall :/

burnt my hand when i slipped and put it in the grill/oven

grated my finger in a grater ><

bruised my bum falling down rapids =D

got a little bruise when i got shut in electric doors =D

[Future]

Almost broke my wrist when i was riding my bike on a gravel road

stabbed my toe on the corner of teh walls (many times)

stood up and smashed my head on the roof of a cave, one time at camp >< (never been the same since :p jk jk)

[Mikado]

I woke up, and I almost hit the roof. But didn't. I was happy. So I desided to Jump back on my bed. I jumped on the wall instead.

[kanandia]

I broke my back, by falling in a bed :S

[Tablo.]

stupidest way to hurt myself??? Uh....:

I bang (yeah, bang. head band, head butt) my own head on the keyboard because i was watching a vid on youtube. hurts like hell.

DANGER YOUTUBE DANGER

[Harley Quinn]

Drank scolding hot coffee and part of the roof of my mouth peeled away, you can see most of the top of my teeth now on the left hand side.Also I ripped a bit of skin/tasebuds off the tip of my tongue by getting it stuck to the freezer.

[AmnesiaI]

when i was younger i had just opened the top to a metal can. I thought it would be cool to try to throw it like a ninja star into the trash can. One of the jagged edges from the can ripped half of my pointer finger open, as it caught the skin on release. Still have the scar, because the day I was suppose to get the stitches removed a fat kid in class sat on that same finger on accident.

[DatLatina!]

i was on a treadmill and i flew off it when i was 5 i still got the mark.O and i fell off the top of monkey bars

[Yuffie]

I can't cut meh wrist, so I purposely used a scissors to cut meh fingers ROFL

[Lex]

I do Haedong Kumdo and was trying to teach a friend of mine to do basic sword work with the aide of another friend that knew basic combative sword work...problem...no wooden swords...solution...thick sticks.
Out come...broken thumb seeing as I was not fast enough.
Can you spell idiot?

[Pie <3]

Emo thread lol

[blah]

I was running for the bus once, I tripped on a tire gasket lying on the curb, and went flying into the wall of the bus shelter.
The bus driver was kinda worried, but I was laughing for no reason.

[Twinky]

during boot camp, the fucking drill seargant yelled in my ear to wake my up, i jumped and fell hard to the ground, it was concrete ground too

[DatLatina!]

when i was openin a package with a big knife well big pocket knife i cut 1 of my fingers while watchin tv and i didnt even notice :Haha but im fine

[M-50]

paper cut to the neck lmao i dunno how it go there though

[Miss M]

uhh... I licked...umm... the freezer....>_>
and yeah... my tongue got stuck... etc... kthxbai!!
*hides head*

stupid? yes... :3
well... I was younger at that time...>_>

[Lucki]

i got stuck down a toilet when i was a kid o.O i just kinda fell in...it did hurt, i think i bruised my left butt cheek. no one would kiss it better :(

[DatLatina!]

i got stuck down a toilet when i was a kid o.O i just kinda fell in...it did hurt, i think i bruised my left butt cheek. no one would kiss it better :(
:Haha thats funy

[Nemesis0521]

i hadh the brlliant idea of jumping over the tennis net and my leg got caught and i flipped over and hurt my lower back -.-

[DatLatina!]

umm i fell off this thing broke my wrist instead of my arm and had 2 go 2 hospital cause i knocked out my big bone

[lorraineChan]

I exercised too much..it gave me muscle pains..

[DatLatina!]

i excersied 2 and my knees hurt like hell that day

[Christian Lub]

i slit my wrists

[M_Ghey]

I got a papercut on my tongue once, it didn't hurt much or anything, but i felt like a complete idiot.

[_Ink]

I farted, near an open fire, the result was a slightly charred anus

[SoundWave]

A fart near a fire a day, keeps the asshairs away.. :lol

Neways.. got kicked in the arse and fell head first knocking a loose tooth out.. :]

[Setsuna Ai]

I dashed down the street (which was almost like a hill) when it was raining... needless to say I slipped and slid down the street to my painful fall. I've never really done anything so stupid it got me real hurt. Just minor things.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

the weirdest way to hurt yourself is by playing leap frog with a traffic cone.

[a sexy penguin]

playing real life frogger

[Christian Lub]

jumping off a trampoline and rolling down a hill

[5th of April]

Slipping and rolling down a flight of stairs, thus earning myself a large weeping abrasion on the entire anterior surface of both legs. thank goodness no one is there to witness the most embarassing moment of my life. Then i had to limp my way to the school clinic. Still i could not keep my classmates from seeing the horror coz we wear short skirts. huhuhu!:sad

[mooks]

I rollerskated down a hill when i was a kid... without knowing how to stop.
Anyway I turned sideways to use the wall as a break...
ended up breaking both my hands..

ever seen anyone with two casts? without asking, people just say your stupid

[5th of April]

yesh yesh i have lol it was funni
he broke both his arms

Ei mum! I know how to make casts. Aren't cha proud of your daughter? :Haha

I can do your cast next time ya broke a part of yourself.

[lorraineChan]

i took the agility test and it made me feel dizzy...

[Cleric]

I burned the shit out of my arm when I was cooking grits and they bubbled up out of the pot . . .

[WhyteDragon]

OK.... I almost died of laughter about the grits part... My dad made grits every morning and I remember how they bubble....

My family and I where horsing around on the couch and I got push off.... I landed with a thud and a nasty stabbing was running up from my foot. It was my ring toe and pinky toe... they hurt like hell. My hubby said that they weren't broken since they hadn't turned purple and blue. Well a hour goes by and guess what... they turned colors. I couldn't walk for a week...
Just from playing around... now it still hurts if I land wrong or if someone steps on them... I used to pride myself on saying that I had never broke anything... that is till last year.

[Twinky]

hurt your self in general is wierd but only if your doning it on purpose

[Hanatarō]

Yah i got my hand stuck in the stove and it burned my flesh off it!

[legionnaire]

Sliced tendons in ring and pinky fingers while dismantling a small tree, still can't move them the same, slid down a wooden staircase in 5th grade and had to have two teachers pry my butt from it splinter and all, riding my bike in 3rd grade while talking to my brother and didn't notice the parked truck in front of me which took forever to live down, older brother hit me over the head with a janitor's broom at the age of 10 because I threatened to smash his legos jokingly, required one stitch, at 14 , riding down hill a dog ran in front of me and we collided sending me flying into a prickly bush, dog was fine and eventually adopted it, stepped on a nail at aunt's house at 15 and as a result of my reflexes stepped on three more nails and could'nt walk for 5 days. I could go on because I have the worst luck in history.

[AmnesiaI]

about a month ago I was drunk and climbing through my friends window into his room. I tried to hop in and land on what looked (I swear it was :D ) a treasure box. It turned out to have very unstable wheels underneath and slipped from underneath my feet when i hopped onto it. I bruised a HUGE area of my ribs, luckily not the ribs themselves, but man it hurt the next day!

[lorraineChan]

I punched my ex..and it hurts a lot.

[DatLatina!]

i was climbing on top of a counter and we hav this thing called the lazy susan so when i jumped on top the counter i slipped and my foot got caught in the thing while it was spinnin around

[Christian Lub]

i fell in a whole once and it was funni