Best Bleach quotes [Archive]

NetBelleAnie

09-21-2005, 05:03 AM

So, some quotes that everyone loves?

"Tea Give that to me, Rangiku-San!! Kira is starting to foam at the mouth!!!"
Kira!! Are you ok, Kira! Why the hell are you stripped down to your undies?!"

"Mr Hollow, sorry, but Ichigo isn't home right now. If you'd like, want to play with me?"

Those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head, any other ones you like?

SumpfFuchs

09-21-2005, 05:29 AM

"Who in the hell would want to outlaw carrying swords around?!?"

Jinchuu

09-21-2005, 05:29 AM

"The curtain that falls down at the end, shall be pulled down by the blade of my sword."

"Did you forget or did it never occur to you that I also have Ban Kai.... Ban Kai.. Senbonzakura Kageyoshi."

"Since you look like a beast, do you fight ferociously like a beast?"

I used quotes from Vol 17 only.

crazy_shinigami v2

09-21-2005, 04:47 PM

"take care of him.soon his powers will be mine"

i just can remember this

09-21-2005, 05:25 PM

"That's the 'you' I keep in my heart, Ichigo!!!"

This is my current favorite :)

alderuz

09-21-2005, 05:54 PM

"If I could be the rain which bonds the earth and the sky..." or something like that.

Lunar

09-21-2005, 10:47 PM

"shut up" lOL

Rage against the mundane

09-21-2005, 11:36 PM

Your blade only speaks to me of fear. When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting him' when you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut' when you protect someone 'I'm afraid of letting them die'. Nothing will come of that. When you attack, it should be 'I will cut them'. When you dodge, 'I will not be cut'. When you protect someone, I will not let them die-Uruhara

Hitsugaya_Kon

09-22-2005, 12:29 AM

For some reason I've liked this one, if you can call it a quote...

"I see you, Kuchiki Byakuya!!" -Ichigo

ginnylin

09-22-2005, 01:55 AM

i like the one Rage against the mundane posted a lot. But i like one in my signature the best. I dont know why. It just really said something to me.

Jinchuu

09-22-2005, 07:37 AM

"Live well, age well and go bald well and die after me and if you can, die smiling... Don't hesitate to act, sadness is a cool thing to shoulder but you are still too young." - Isshin.
When I first started reading Bleach manga, this speech really effected me.

Sgt.Reaper

09-23-2005, 07:52 AM

I agree with Jinchuu. That is the best one.

Otherwise my own signature is kinda good.

NetBelleAnie

09-25-2005, 03:03 AM

oooh, from 196

"Agreed, that little ******* can really foul things up"

"All right! The pair that said I'm bald, you're MINE!"

"What I'd give for someone to replace me..."

The boys have the funniest quotes <3

hinamorirules

09-25-2005, 03:27 PM

kurotsuchi mayuri(?) saying "Ooooh?" all the time, Renji's speech after defeat by ichigo, Kon saying "nice view" when Rukia stands on him, Orihime saying something like "i guess boys and girls shouldn't change in the same room". Kiego at the end of season1 suggesting his trip to the coast I can't remember what he said but it mentioned co-ed hot tubs and misunderstandings, I forget... The guy Ishida fights with all the flying blades who says "no one who's seen these has survived" before Ishida takes them all out with one shot. Just about anything Yachiru says is hilarious eg "I wonder if Icchy bubbles too"

Chiibi

10-11-2005, 05:29 AM

Oh yesh, I lurve quotes but just the funny ones:

The message: "Make a scene and I'll kill you"

Rukia:*reads book* "Oh God, why was I born into this world-..."
Ichigo:*screams* "SHUT UP, DUMBASS!!!"

Ichigo: Why is it a duck?
Rukia: Sh-shut up! I wanted the most popular one, the bunny "Chappy"!
Ichigo: Oh I see. You wanted the bunny.
Rukia *blushes* What's that look for!? Are you making FUN OF ME!? Kisama!

Ichigo *after fooling his classmate* "I thank you God, for making him an idiot!"

Ichigo *to Ishida* "Blah blah blah, urusee yo! (shut up already)

*Rukia grabs Ichigo* "Come with me!"
Student:"...Kuchiki-san is so forward!"

Ichigo *seeing Urahara's message* :"It looks like some murder message or something!"
Urahara: *menacing voice*"P.S. Those who look at this and think "it looks like a murder message........*light funny voice* have NO talent for comedy!"

And my personal favorite of all:

Student: "Kuchiki-san, do you have the hots for Kurosaki-kun?"
Rukia: *spits out her drink* (OMG I just died over that XD)

Cerpin Taxt

10-11-2005, 05:52 AM

"I'm not backing down! I'm not kidding. I came this far to save you. It doesnt matter if you say you wanna face the death penalty...I'm gonna save you even if I have to drag you away. From this point on, ALL your opinions are rejected! Got that, dumbass?"

"What the hell is that? You're ignoring all the rescuee's opinions? What kind of tyrannical way is that to save someone?"

"Shut up! The one getting rescued doesnt get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say, "Oh, save me!"

"By the pride of the Quincy, I will kill you." - Ishida

"All right! Shall we sleep together in Dad's bed?" - Ichigo's dad

"Don't say anything else Karin, Dad knows. I have been so busy with work lately that I could not play with you at all. I did not know that you wanted time with me so badly that you would lie. *unbuttons shirt* Come Karin, leap joyously to your father's bosom!"

persepolis

10-11-2005, 07:32 AM

The one that mundane posted:
"Your blade only speaks to me of fear. When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting him' when you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut' when you protect someone 'I'm afraid of letting them die'. Nothing will come of that. When you attack, it should be 'I will cut them'. When you dodge, 'I will not be cut'. When you protect someone, I will not let them die-Uruhara"

And this one as well~
"If it rusts, it can never be trusted.
If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him.
Yes, pride is like a blade."

~Anime4Life~

10-11-2005, 05:46 PM

random guy, "hes from squad (i dont rember) and were from squad (i dont rember)" Ichigo, "Theres a difence?"
Ichigo, "shut up fox face!" Gin. *little laugh*
Ichigo, "who nows what horable things he could have done!!!" Rukia, "it looks liek he just kissed them.." Ichigo, "dont even say teh word ke ke ke ke..." Rukia i dont get the big deal its a kiss its like a greeting i read it in a book" Ichigo, 'what teh hell kind of books are you reading.."

RadikaL

10-11-2005, 10:16 PM

"Cast off your fear. Look foward! Go foward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout.....my name is........ ZANGETSU (music plays)"

-Ep 20

konakona

10-12-2005, 04:05 AM

Chiibi and Cerpin Taxt are the best ones ^^ lol

a sexy penguin

10-12-2005, 04:11 AM

"you boar riding ape"-ichigo lmao

Soi Fong

10-12-2005, 04:57 AM

"WE the 11th squad Hate there guts" when the guy from squad five was being used as a hostage by ichigo.

vittorio301

10-12-2005, 05:31 AM

blThat quote from Renji when he fights Byakuya...
"I made a pact that I will save her"
A pact....with whom?
"No one...just with . . . TAMASHIINIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

**edit..I had spelled TABESHIIA (which I thought I heard right from the anime)and I read the manga and now have corrected the spelling as per kanji.

...it made me look at Renji in a whole new light...Now I dont think hes a punk anymore...he rules in my book.

Aslo the part where that bald dude is telling one of the Lt. that he will kick his butt and the bald dude turn around and says to Zaraki "right Taichou!" and winks. That cracks me up.

Byakuya telling renji that he forgot he can do Bankai " Bankai, Shire, Senbon Zakura Kageyoshi" ....i think thats how its spelled.

"Well done your fangs reached me" - Byakuya

"Lets go Boobs, Bear (something)...enpitsu" - Zarakis Lt. refering to Inoue, Chado, Ishida, Kanju

"By the pride of the Quincy, I will kill you." - Ishida

hasuke

10-12-2005, 08:31 PM

"Easy as breaking a baby's neck" - Kurotsuchi Mayuri

jodec123

10-12-2005, 10:49 PM

From this point on, all opinons of the rescuee shall automatically be refused! -Ichigo
What kind of totalarian way of recuing someone is that?!!-Rukia

Or something like that, anyway.

cetamora

10-12-2005, 11:02 PM

Kenpachi after gettin a sword threw his stomach:
YO! Long time no see!

Kenpachi again:
- Dying sucks a lot. Cuz if you die, you won't be able to cut anyone anymore

JamesThePhox

10-13-2005, 12:03 AM

There are so many. This is a small list.

"This ain't a short sword. It's my Zanpakutoh. ...... Shoot to kill..... Shinsou..." - Fox Boy (Ichimaru Gin)

"See... you CAN muster resolve." - Urahara Kisuke

"Damnittttttttttttt!!!!!!" - Abarai Renji

"First off, let's hear why are your drawings so bad." - Kurosaki Ichigo

"I'll tell you the difference between you and I. It's the level. It's like when a Monkey sees the moon's reflection on the surface of the water. No matter how hard it tries to grab it, it'll just sink to the bottom." - Kuchiki Byakuya

"What's with that Zanpakutoh? It doesn't have a crossguard or a hilt. It doesn't even have the shape of a proper blade. The previous one was actually better." - Hanakari Jinta

"Ahhhh! Sado-kun has fallen down the stairs!" - Inoue Orihime

"Lucky lucky llllucky~!" - Madarame Ikkaku

"You're the one who's crazy!!!! How can you be that strong and NOT like fighting! Have fun! Death and pain are only the costs of fun!" - Zakarai Kenpachi

"A real let down, Kurosaki-san. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Your sword speaks to me of only fear. That's not it... What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I WILL cut them.'" -Urahara Kisuke

"I understand, Abuelo. My fists aren't big to hurt people. My fists are big.... to protect." - Sado "Chad" Yasutora

"You seemed to have forgotten one thing.... I also have a Ban Kai. *drops his sword* Ban Kai. Scatter, Senbon Zakura Kageyoshi...." - Kuchiki Byakuya.

"GOOD MORNING, ICHIGO!!!" - Kurosaki Isshin

"CAPTAIN AIZEN!!!!!!" - Hinamori Momo

"Yay! I can't wait to see her turn into bubbles!" - Kusajishi Yachiru

"Kawaii... kawaii... Nanao-chan! Lovely lovely... Nanao-chan!" - Kyouraku Shunsui

"Apparently the 'strongest' here are those who monologue for such a long time. I'm sorry, but if you are the 'strongest' then that title shall be changed today. When it comes to projectile weapons, I seem to be the stronger one. Although, I don't find 'Kamaitachi Uryuu' a nice sounding name." - Ishida Uryuu

"Heh... guess I wasn't lucky after all...." - Madarame Ikkaku

"KA-MAI-YA!!!!!!" - Shiba Ganju

Zangetsu: Why are you running, Ichigo? You haven't called me yet. Look forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. What's blocking your ears is just senseless fear. There is only one enemy and one you. Is there really anything to be afraid of? Throw away your fear! Look forward! Step forward! Don't you ever stop! You'll grow old if you step back! You'll die if you are afraid! Shout it out! My name is....
Ichigo: ZANGETSU!

Ichigo: I'm sorry, Urahara. Please dodge it well.
Urahara: Yes..?
Ichigo: I probably can't control my strength!
Urahara: Nake, Benihime!

And these are just to name a few.... Nyah.

yar

10-13-2005, 12:56 AM

okay, this was the best quote ever!

Zaraki Kenpachi
"If i kill you, become a ghost, and come back to kill me!"

this quote just kinda hit me, and made me realize how much zaraki loves fighting.

SumpfFuchs

10-13-2005, 01:04 AM

dont know if this has been posted but

"Who the hell are you" - Rukia

General Cox

10-13-2005, 01:25 AM

lol this has probably been posted, but its too good not to be posted twice

Ichigo - It would have been clearer without your drawings!

WAHCHING

10-13-2005, 02:06 AM

Arrrggghhhh! Bankai!!!

fracturedwings01

10-13-2005, 02:54 AM

"Thanks to her...the rain finally stopped" - Ichigo 's sword dunno how to spell his name i think this is best quote very romantice !! =]]

vittorio301

10-13-2005, 03:58 AM

if there are quotes from the manga and its not Anime up to date please place spoiler quotes.

summerslam

10-15-2005, 12:51 AM

"if you dodge, i wont let them cut me. If you protect someone, i wont let them die. If you attack, i'll cut them".
and of coz..
"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA"

vittorio301

10-15-2005, 12:56 AM

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WIIIIIIITTTTHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA" ----i love that line ..it cracks me up.

sniperz

10-16-2005, 04:00 AM

bankai.... scatter!

Sunfire249

10-16-2005, 04:13 AM

ALL the quotes from the front page of the manga. They're so deep, it's awesome.

"Buahahahahahhhaa!" I now do that to everyone I see... and they all look at me like I'm some crazy person...

JamesThePhox

10-17-2005, 05:42 AM

One more good one.

"Go, Mr. Vice Captain! You are strong, Mr. Vice Captain! What a weird pair of eyebrows you have, Mr. Vice Captain!" - Kuchiki Rukia

That one's good. XD

ChansteR

10-17-2005, 05:47 AM

One more good one.

"Go, Mr. Vice Captain! You are strong, Mr. Vice Captain! What a weird pair of eyebrows you have, Mr. Vice Captain!" - Kuchiki Rukia

That one's good. XD
That quote sounds like Yachiru for Zenpachi :)

Yachiru- "Damn kid, you are boring, just leave Zenpachi alone, he doesnt want to fight with you."

Zenpachi- "I dont want to fight anymore, its not any fun"

JamesThePhox

10-17-2005, 06:02 AM

This one's good:

"The forehead, the forehead! You must say: Take this! Power of Justice! Justice Armor! Justice Headband, EQUIP!" - Urahara Kisuke

XD

Miriya

10-17-2005, 06:34 AM

"I haven't pissed anywhere." - Rukia

Digital Dreamer

10-26-2005, 11:11 AM

"Hey! Nanao-Chan! That's enough flower petals.
Huh? I guess she didn't hear me...
Hay, Nanoa-chan!
Hey! THat's enough petals, I said.
Cute, Cute Nanao-Cha~n!
Lovely, Lovely Nanao-Chan- Uh Ouch!"

I am never going to take another samuria and petal scene seriously ever again seeing that.

"Oh... excuse me. I'd like to request an ambulance....
Location is under the bridge in 2nd block....
Number of amubulances...
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Five of 'em."

Bleach(ed)

10-26-2005, 11:56 AM

yeah nice one digital dreamer,i personally like this very much "Oh... excuse me. I'd like to request an ambulance....
Location is under the bridge in 2nd block....
Number of amubulances...
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Five of 'em."

Chiibi

10-26-2005, 03:01 PM

Yay I found more <3

When Kenpachi's fighting in ep 53 and he's imagining what his friends (? haha) would say...

Yachiru: Ken-chan, use your instincts!
Ken: That's what I'm doing now.
Baldy: Use your "see with your ears" thing!
Ken: If I could do that, I wouldn't be in this mess.
Pretty boy: I would...hmm, give up. Beautifully.
Ken: DIE.

(that kills meh XD)

Oh this one:

Yoruich cat: It's amazing how he was able to control his power so quickly...
Orihime: KYAAA! Sado-kun fell down the stairs!
Yoruichi:...........

From the manga (viz's version)

Urahara: Congrats! You passed the second task!
Ichigo: SCREW YOU!
*thunk*
Urahara: AHHHHH!! MY EEEEYEEEE!!!!!!

>: YOU WEIRDO! NEEERD!
Here, take these nerdy glasses, Captain Nerdface!
Ichigo: punch

Now, I don't like Viz's handling of manga much but those quotes had me laughing hysterically. :LOL:

vittorio301

10-26-2005, 07:06 PM

davey062

10-26-2005, 11:32 PM

"Don't move. It will just shorten your life"
"I will turn your body into dust with my blade"
Kuchiki Byakuya 52-53

vittorio301

10-27-2005, 07:17 PM

Yachiru: Ken-chan, use your instincts!
Ken: That's what I'm doing now.
Baldy: Use your "see with your ears" thing!
Ken: If I could do that, I wouldn't be in this mess.
Pretty boy: I would...hmm, give up. Beautifully.
Ken: DIE.

LMAO...that one is just plain classic. And the way Ken-chan says it...its priceless. And the way the badly talks ..thats also funny.

ChansteR

10-27-2005, 08:54 PM

Uzhul

10-27-2005, 10:08 PM

Best quote by far, I laughed hysterically at for days "I already told you that I won't repeat myself" lol :LOL:

Chiibi

10-28-2005, 05:43 PM

SlayerOfMuffins

10-28-2005, 06:30 PM

"And what's with that big-ass Soul Slayer?"

Germainee

10-30-2005, 03:04 PM

Hitsugaya : If you Spill a drip of blood of Hinamori, i will kill you!"

Ishida: "On the pride of a QUINCY's , i will kill you!"

Ichigo: "I told you before i don't wanna listen about the consequences. get up and end this quick."

Sir_unforgiven

11-02-2005, 03:47 PM

"no one starts on the top of the world, not you, not me, not even the gods. but the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. from now on...i will be sitting on it"

Sunfire249

11-04-2005, 03:03 AM

I like all of the Bleach quotes at the begginning of the manga. These two are my all-time faves though:
"If I were the rain that joins the sky and earth that otherwise never touch, could I join two hearts as well?"
""We should not shed tears. That is a surrender of the body to the heart... It is only proof that we are beings that do not know what to do with their hearts."
It makes you think!!

mungabungie13

11-04-2005, 03:17 AM

"throw away your fear,look forward! Step forward! Dont you ever stop! You'll grow old if you step back. You'll die if you are afraid! Shout it out! My name is:
ZANGETSU!"

and "Ahh, Sado-kun has fallen down the stairs!"

SmallKid57

11-05-2005, 03:11 AM

The enemy is one, and u are one, what is there to fear? - Zangetsu

If Hinimori spills one drop of blood...i will kill u! - Hitsugaya

Set upon the frosted heavens, Hyourimaru! - Hitsugaya

DIE~!!!!!!!! - every shinigami has probably said this about a million times...

Cast off ur fear! Look forward! Retreat and you will age! Hesitate and you will die! and shout my name is ZANGETSU - zangetsu/ ichigo at the end.

When u dodge "i wont let them cut me." If u protect someone "I wont let them die" If ur attack "i'll cut them" - Urahara

sry if i repeated any quotes, i didn't take the time to look over the forum.

uryuu

11-05-2005, 03:38 AM

"I told you didn't I?Your opinions will be totally ignored...This is the second time,It'll work out this time"

it was when ichigo saving rukia form the execution,ep 54

Sunfire249

11-05-2005, 04:41 AM

Oooh... I forget what she said but it was about Ichigo and the comparison of a baby or something... I forgot, but it was a really good one!!!

Invicibl3

11-07-2005, 02:44 PM

whoopss sorry captain aizen i got caught

Ichimaru from chapter 177, tats just so funny :LOL:

Anil

11-07-2005, 02:59 PM

whoopss sorry captain aizen i got caught

Ichimaru from chapter 177, tats just so funny :LOL:

and that's one of the reasons I like that character...

quotes huh...?

"oh... I see. You wanted the bunny..." -Ichigo

Saori

11-07-2005, 10:55 PM

"Congratulations, your fang definitely reached me."

Something like that....

Z_Blitz

11-08-2005, 04:03 PM

Hehe... "Kawaii Kawaii Nana~o-chan, Lovely lovely Nana~o-chan!"... you gotta love that quote by Shunsui... A more serious one though would be Histsugaya's when talking to Gin... It goes something like this...
Gin: " Guess its no use crying over split milk huh?"
Hitsugaya: " You mean regret? You don't know the meaning of the word... For making me this pissed I shall make you regret!... Souten ni Zase! Hyourinmaru"

Saori

11-08-2005, 10:27 PM

Yes, yes, that quote by Shunsui is absolutely wonderful... lol... fell in love with him then.....

SmallKid57

11-08-2005, 10:47 PM

another quote i liked was when Yamato went....

Ur justice is not meant to disturb the justice of the world.

kuchiki_rukia1

11-08-2005, 11:13 PM

I think this quote shows Rukia and Ichigo's growing relationship:

Ichigo: You’re not gonna ask me anything about my mom?

Rukia: If I asked, would you answer? It’s your problem. It’s a deep, deep problem. I have no way to ask about that…I have no elegant way of stepping into your heart to ask about that without tracking in filth. So I will wait. Someday, when you want to tell me…Tell me then. I’ll wait until then. [or something like that, in Episode 8]

Z_Blitz

11-10-2005, 01:53 AM

I don't like those sentimental quotes... They make me feel weird...

Zangetsu Tensa

11-10-2005, 01:53 AM

"You're still the one owning me!"
- Soi Fon

Fariswheel

11-10-2005, 03:23 AM

My favorite quote has favorite quote has to be... (pulls up RealPlayer)

"what is the justice of the world"

Yamashito

11-10-2005, 09:13 AM

mm..Ichigo " GET SOME FREAKIN CLOTHES !!"

sith29

11-10-2005, 10:40 AM

mm..Ichigo " GET SOME FREAKIN CLOTHES !!"

Yeah that was great :redbiggri

My favourite qoute is "There is nothing to Fear but Fear itself."

_Ink

11-10-2005, 11:55 AM

dunno much about the quotes but i have to say when ichigo said "i will use bust your bankai" to byakuya is the coolest so far....

it literally translate to "I WILL ROYALLY OWNED YOUR ASS!"

Z_Blitz

11-10-2005, 06:16 PM

Your verbs seem a bit far off... Anyways ya I agree you're right... A cool quote by Ichigo... I just remembered that there is a decent quote that Ishida says worth mentioning: " Want an attack with an intent to kill? Then you should fight me..." The quote is not very special but I like the way he says it... Makes it sound like he's advertising or something...LOL

Fariswheel

11-11-2005, 05:58 AM

Apperantly, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth.

One of the most humorous.

Cain3k

11-11-2005, 06:26 AM

hehe alot of my favorite quotes from kenpachi is here already :D cept this one, this cracked me up "This seemed fun at first, but I'm getting bored of it. Not being able to cut sucks." :D

Z_Blitz

11-11-2005, 09:59 AM

Apperantly, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth.

One of the most humorous.That quote follows the one I mentioned and yes its one of the most humorous... It didn't make me laugh as much as the "want an attack with an intent to kill?" though... partially because I was burned out after laughing at the previous comment...

Cain3k

11-15-2005, 01:20 AM

Was re-watching the bleach episodes to pass time waiting for this weeks and i found some more quotes that i liked :D all of kenpachi of course o.0 lol

Whether you kill or get killed, it's just a way to kill time.

Don't run so much. I don't like.... playin' tag with weaklings.

Don't soften up, yet. Keep it sharp just like that. Here's were the fun starts. Right, Kurosaki Ichigo?

Death and pain are just the cost of fun!

Hizashi

11-16-2005, 11:33 PM

"Hatte? Nana coto-ya?"
-Ichimaru Gin
spelling may be off, but this is what it SOUNDS like to me. (it's slang, so spelling for it is rough) essentially means: Well now, what ever are you talking about?

SmallKid57

11-17-2005, 01:24 AM

i like it when Ikkaku does the luck luck dance...but yea thats just me... but i did it once in Science class and i won a stuffed bear!!!

sith29

11-17-2005, 10:13 AM

"Floatsam like you are 1000 years too early to die by my bankai" - Byakuya said that to Ichigo when they fight

GeneYuss

11-18-2005, 12:03 AM

"You even fall slow."
Byakuya
"Ehh.. dead already? What a buzzkill."
"If you die, come back as a ghost and fight me again!"
Zaraki Kenpachi
"I ain't sure I know wha' you mean."
"Bye-bye!"
Ichimaru Gin
"PS, If you think this message looks like a murder scene..
You have absolutely no sense of humor."
"GO!!" *Hole appears BEHIND him*
Urhara Kisuke
"Why didn't you tell me? Did you think I would run?"
"........ Yes! That's exactly right"
*Elbow*
Ichigo and Urhara

SmallKid57

11-18-2005, 12:11 AM

It is always easier to tear up than draw... it is always easier to untie than tie... it is always easier to just give up and go home..

its something like that...

Windex

11-29-2005, 05:39 AM

(From VIZ Manga)

That One kid that isn't Hanataro: Aaah! Flying away again? *Chasing a hell moth* Wait, come back here! You'll get me in trouble! *Sticks out fake butterfly and dangles is by the real one* Look! A sexy lady butterfly! Hi hansome, I'm Jenniffer! Pisces! Blood type A! With E-cups!

Renji: *Kicks tht one kid in the head* What are you doing!?!

Saruwatari

11-29-2005, 06:24 AM

"If I were the rain, that binds together the earth and the sky, whom in all eternity never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?"

"It's always easier to tear up than to draw, harder to tie than to untie..." (That's the anime version, the manga one's different but I like both.)

Okay found the manga version.

"Tearing 'it' apart is always easier than making 'it'. Compared to letting it fall apart, trying to hold it together... Is so much more difficult."

I like the more meaningful ones. :redbiggri

Gundamblueriver

11-29-2005, 06:35 AM

Zaraki - "Ichigo, are your wounds healed yet?"
Ichigo - "Yeah, they're all healed."
Zaraki - "FIGHT ME!"
Ichigo - *Jumps out the window* "HELL NO!"
Something like that anyway... It had me laughing for a long time.

Yachiru_chan

11-29-2005, 01:00 PM

'My name is Kon, it stands for king of New york'

'Ignore them, its just humans spouting their nonsense'

I can't think of any good serious ones that have't already been said

_strangechild_

11-29-2005, 01:41 PM

The quote attached to this message, ha ha. First thing that made me laugh, probably.

Oh no, second thing if when you first see him (Ichigo) fighting with his dad and his dad seems like such a wussy some times.

Raku

11-29-2005, 01:59 PM

Zaraki: Hmm.. what should I do..

11th Division - 5th seat : I would.. hmm. give up, beautiful

Zaraki : -.- Die

I love that 1! XD

thepolia

11-30-2005, 10:50 PM

Zaraki: Hmm.. what should I do..

11th Division - 5th seat : I would.. hmm. give up, beautiful

Zaraki : -.- Die

I love that 1! XD

I love that one too!! XD Had me rlof

Can't really think of one now apart from:

Hinamori (freaked out when Hitsugaya suddenly appeared behind her): Hitsugaya-kun!
Hitsugaya: Oi, oi, I'm a captain as well. Are you sure that name-calling is alright?

And from manga:

Ichigo: TOUSHIROU?!?!?
Hitsugaya: It's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya

XD He's a little too sensitive about the name-calling, isn't he...

sith29

11-30-2005, 11:58 PM

Can't really think of one now apart from:

Hinamori (freaked out when Hitsugaya suddenly appeared behind her): Hitsugaya-kun!
Hitsugaya: Oi, oi, I'm a captain as well. Are you sure that name-calling is alright?

And from manga:

Ichigo: TOUSHIROU?!?!?
Hitsugaya: It's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya

XD He's a little too sensitive about the name-calling, isn't he...
Because evryone calls him by his first name even now when he is captain and deserv more respect.

Neve

12-04-2005, 12:12 PM

The best quote ever has to be:
Zaraki: "not being able to cut things sucks"

vittorio301

12-05-2005, 07:20 AM

Yachiru_chan

12-05-2005, 12:03 PM

For some reason, I don't think the French would be too happy about beign bumped off :P, but I do agree with you that they have a great way of putting things.

thepolia

12-05-2005, 08:31 PM

Because evryone calls him by his first name even now when he is captain and deserv more respect.

Yea I know, but still I find it funny on how he takes it so seriously... (compare it with how Yoruichi asks Soi Fon to call her)

Jedi28

12-05-2005, 10:26 PM

I think this is the funniest quote but I need to tag it since it's from later in the manga. Don't ask me why I think it's so funny, I just do.

Renji:You decided to climb the roof all by yourself! That's kind of dangerous you know, Captain Hitsugaya. Wait, were you waiting for the window to be open?
Hitsugaya: You bastards...when we get back to Soul Socitey I'm gonna...

Cleric

12-06-2005, 03:18 AM

The best quote ever has to be:
Zaraki: "not being able to cut things sucks"
Indeed

also...
"you can't catch me with that level os shyunpo"
-yoruichi
,,V ^_^ V,,

Z_Blitz

12-06-2005, 02:30 PM

I like it when Zaraki was being held in Tousen's bankai and starts thinking about what Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika might think if they were in his place... I quote:

Zaraki: Why should I be thinking of a strategy at a time like this
Yachiru: Cut with your instincts!
Zaraki: I'm already doing that!
Ikkaku: You should try this thing, the 'hear with you ear thingy'
Zaraki: I would've been doing it if I can
Yumichika: I would give up... Beautifully
Zaraki: ... Die

sith29

12-10-2005, 03:42 PM

Bankai!!

12-10-2005, 04:12 PM

Mine would be "BANKAI"