Quick! It Is A Zombie Attack!

[_Ink]

Think fast!

Zombies are attacking your Base and killing your d00dZ!

You have ONE MINUTE to bring 5 People on your crusade to fight back OR Survive till sunrise. (does not include you)

You have only three locations:
A military base filled with weapons and sh*t
A Mansion with glass windows and spare maids and Porcelain Tea Sets!
A Petrol Station that also has options of : diesel, Hydrogen fuels, German Speaking Politicians taking a poop in a unsuspecting cubicle.

You may employonly 3 person of your team(does not include you) with a weapon of choice (anything except Lazors in the f*cking sky and atomic bombs) (you are empty handed and only 3 person of your 5 person team may have weapons)

Quick People QUICK! EVacuate the whore house! Zombie prostitutes want to rape you! You must run! defend yourself as you think in one minute, to salvage your crew of brave and (dumb) daring souls to fight with you or die with you. Discuss your strategy.

I bring:
1. Chuck Norris (as God)
2. Johnny Bravo (as himself)
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger (as Conan)
4. Claire Bennet (Heroes)
5. Constantine (keanu Reeves)
6. Bruce Lee (Watatattataatatata!)

Choose:
The Petrol Station

Employ Weapon:
1. Constantine (keanu Reeves) - That big ass shot gun he used in the movie
2. Bruce Lee - Nanchuks!
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan's sword of course

Suggested Strategy:
- attempt to last till sunlight comes
- use Johnny as a shield, he can attract the prostitutes and sacrifice himself out of stupidity
- use politician to feed zombies
- attempt to use petrol fuel as source of fire and weaponry
- Conan can guard the door with steroids
- Bruce Lee will sacrifice himself if Zombies overtake Conan.
- Constantine shall back the both up until he runs out of bullets and whatever the hell he uses... and then Conan (if alive) shall feed him to the Zombies
- Claire Bennet is the final attempt to appease zombies, hopefully she grows faster than she can get eaten.
- if all else fails, Chuck Norris will dare Zombies to eat him till dawn (proven win)

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Zomg zombies!!!!

I bring:
1. Jason Vorhees
2. Ash ketchem
3. Ted Nugent
4. Jimmy Page
5. Arnold Schwarzanegger
6. Paris Hilton

I choose the military base.

Employ weapon
1. Jason Vorhees-Machete (his weapon of choice)
2. Arnold Schwarzanneger-a flamethrower that also shoots bullets (cuz zombies hate fire)
3. Jimmy Page-Gibson Les Paul Classic (his guitar playing will make the zombies heads explode)

Strategy:
-Jason Vorhees will chop the heads off of any zombie that gets in his way. He cannot die!
-Paris Hilton will be the scapedoll cuz she'll just sit there saying "that's hot" which will annoy the zombies and, while they are feasting on her marrow everyone will run.
-Ash Ketchum will.... well hes there
-Arnold Schwarzannegger will light all the zombies on fire and spray their asses down.
-Ted Nugent is a born hunter and can kill anything with his bare hands.
-Jimmy Page will just play guitar and make the zombies heads explode!!

[Pie <3]

rofl

I bring:
1. Chuck Norris

I choose a normal house.

Employe weapon
1.Chuck Norris gets to use both his legs and arms.

Strategy:

None

Don't **** with Chuck.

[Tablo.]

Hey, does anime character counts??? ....hehe.... *evil smile*

I'll bring:
Akutabi Gamma (Zombie Powder)
Agito/Akito (Air Gear)
Vash The Stampede (trigun)
Sakura (Naruto)
Peter Petrelli

And I choose the Millitary base

Weapons ppl:
Gamma - his kickass sword
Agito/Akito - hooks and fang regalia
Vash - his silver gun

Sakura doesn't need a weapon because she's the healer. And Peter doesn't need one either coz he's parasite.

Strategy:
- kill-heal-last-live. easy.

[_Ink]

rofl
I bring:
1. Chuck Norris
I choose a normal house.
Employe weapon
1.Chuck Norris gets to use both his legs and arms.
Strategy:
None
Don't **** with Chuck.

best weapon evar

chuck norris must defend against zombie spam

[Monkey_man]

i would hide out in A military base filled with weapons and sh*t

i would bring
1. George bush to use as bait
2.a sniper to shoot people
3.the maker of naruto (just to make sure he does not die
4a monkey
5 a guy with a bunch of bombs

i employ
the sniper:with a sniper rifle
guy with bomb:alot of bombs
monkey:a scroll that summons chuck Norris

strategy:coat bush with blood a toss somewhere while the rest of us make a run for it and have chuck Norris use his third fist in his beard to kill all the zombies who didn't already eat bush

[Icestorm]

I employ goku....



I win.