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Liete87
06-12-2007, 01:10 PM
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

:Domo

II Xion II
06-12-2007, 01:19 PM
That's...queer. :eek13:

Seriously, that sounds fake and ridiculous.

At least we know Rumsfeld still has a job somewhere, I am just wondering how they are going to test it. :sad

phantom_ko
06-12-2007, 01:31 PM
Interesting what the Americans are up to...hum and I don't think it sounds fake at all. It's not impossible to make one at first and the other thing is that it might just be a part of something greater that has not been discovered.

Youko Makuyo
06-12-2007, 02:24 PM
Thats the gayest thing i've ever heard!

suburbanhell
06-12-2007, 02:41 PM
That's ridiculous. I know we waste a ton of money on our military, but that's just stupid.

Munky
06-12-2007, 02:45 PM
Interesting... imagine soldiers on the battlefields doing orgies, bj's and anal penetrations.. O_o

Kyoko<3!
06-12-2007, 02:46 PM
Yo, I don't know about you guys, but that's fucking scary as shit. Soon other countries will have it too =P I don't wanna get hit by that thing! alakjfglkdfjgdf'gklj

I'm cringing just thinking about it.

Paladyn_Rage
06-12-2007, 02:59 PM
OMG! Now I'm really happy that Poland is ally of USA, damn I would preffer being killed by nuclear bomb instead of being a victim of that fag-bomb... Even if that wouldn't affect me, then I would still have homo - legions in whole city... Damn, thats even worse than situation in Resident Evil 2...

Kyoko<3!
06-12-2007, 03:10 PM
OMG! Now I'm really happy that Poland is ally of USA, damn I would preffer being killed by nuclear bomb instead of being a victim of that fag-bomb... Even if that wouldn't affect me, then I would still have homo - legions in whole city... Damn, thats even worse than situation in Resident Evil 2...

ROFL, THE FAG-BOMB XDD
i cracked up in the middle of the library when i heard that.

Tyekanik
06-12-2007, 03:11 PM
Is it really a good idea to turn an attacking army into a sex crazed attacking homo army? What can be better than raping your team mates? Raping the enemy! YEAH!

scary...

This is far too much of crappy sci fi movie anyhow.

Twinky
06-12-2007, 03:25 PM
LOLOL the Islamic Gay alliance IGA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA thats pretty funny LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Evanesque
06-12-2007, 06:09 PM
WTF!? o_O

So the thought I had in my head when I saw the topic name was right...except that i thought they were going to gather gay people and drop them as a bomb...>_>

Blegh...I doubt this is true...it's stupid!

LOLOL the Islamic Gay alliance IGA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA thats pretty funny LOLOLOLOLOLOL

STFU man..I'm a Muslim >=/
Don't associate violent things with any religion

Rorschach
06-12-2007, 07:09 PM
You know the saying Truth is Stranger than fiction... the government spends a lot of money on crazy sh*t, although this is pretty far-fetched

Sono i Lupi
06-12-2007, 07:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THATS AWEEEESSOOMMEEEE
hahaha
btw if u read the article it says they turned down the idea
which actualy means some college grad lab genuis goverment rat actually proposed this
hahaha ppl these days
hahaha i bet it was just some janitor who found some request for a new missle or something and he just changed it to a gay bomb and sent it in
hahah thats soooooo good


sounds like extacy and estrogen in a bomb shelll

Mikado
06-12-2007, 07:40 PM
You can make people gay? o-O

II Xion II
06-12-2007, 08:21 PM
You can make people gay? o-O

Exactly what I was thinking. The effectiveness of such a bomb against such radical and die-hard-to-the-death rhetoric and states of mind would likely be low. I highly doubt that slight homosexual tendencies would even develop with such states of mind.

Kind of like trying to stop a speeding train by squirting ketchup on it.

Sono i Lupi
06-12-2007, 08:25 PM
Kind of like trying to stop a speeding train by squirting ketchup on it.

its been done b4
so who knows
you know with advencements in modern technology these days
anythings possible
just the other day i heard they created bionic ketchup

mthegreatone
06-12-2007, 09:22 PM
You can make people gay? o-O

well early on in the article, it basically dubbed the "Gay bomb" to simply excite sexual hormones on enemy soldiers to have the urge to have sex. as expected though most likely there's going to be more men on the battlefield than women, and.....well....i'll just leave it at that.

if there were equal amounts of women on the battlefield, it'll probably be the case that there would probably be man/woman orgies though. LOL far be it from me to consider myself and expert on this stuff though.

Polygon
06-12-2007, 09:23 PM
I heard about this,. Really a stupid idea.

But it is useful for everyday life.

elendil15900
06-12-2007, 11:22 PM
i dont think that it makes people gay, it just cranks up your horniness untill you dont care whether its a guy or a girl.

VERY SCARY

Youko Makuyo
06-13-2007, 12:38 AM
Its too gross to imagine, a bunch of soldiers all of a sudden having an orgy >_>

Paladyn_Rage
06-13-2007, 12:48 AM
Yet its something that doesn't kill... But I really preffer being killed, than raped by a platoon. And thats dangerous. If soliders get bored with themselves and there will be some village nearby... damn, what kind of sick bastard would use such non-humanitarian weapon? And what if some fraggin gay-organisation would get such a bomb? It would be end of civilized world. Let us pray, that they will abandon this project, and invent some more powerful nuclear weapon instead...

chaosadept
06-13-2007, 01:09 AM
Now this is funny...
Nothing can make someone homosexual.
But, as this only gives an urge to the soldiers to have sex, nothing implies it would be between two men, since there are women in the army too... Hey, did I just hear "Bukkake" at the back row? xD Or else, we could just hope for the soldiers that they'd have 50% males and 50% females in their platoon. ^^

Anyhow, I think the plan was abandoned as they said in the article.

Meh, I wonder what's the next crazy idea they'll come up with...

AmnesiaI
06-13-2007, 05:04 AM
Anyhow, I think the plan was abandoned as they said in the article.


Or was it??? muhahahah

Chrono Detector
06-13-2007, 06:44 AM
Okay, that article does sound way off base and it doesn't sound true at all. Make people gay by dropping a bomb? Hahahaha yeah right.

Even if a bomb does make people do something, try making something useful.

Guy
06-14-2007, 12:10 AM
Somehow I don't believe this... it sounds rather disgusting if you ask me. And I really have no idea what the hell the US is planning on doing with this "gay" bomb.

mthegreatone
06-14-2007, 01:52 AM
Somehow I don't believe this... it sounds rather disgusting if you ask me. And I really have no idea what the hell the US is planning on doing with this "gay" bomb.

well the point of the article was to say that we have NO plans with a "gay" bomb since the idea is being scrapped to begin with.

Polygon
06-14-2007, 01:54 AM
I wish I had a miniature gay bomb in my pocket. That way as soon as I see a hot girl I just aim and fire. wala.

.Rik-uh-shey
06-14-2007, 01:57 AM
ahhahahaha i had a good laugh at this. yah this sounds like bs. they would make a "straight bomb" before they would make a "gay bomb"

Twinky
06-14-2007, 02:22 AM
you can be the first test subject, but i doubt it works on you since your already pretty gay LMAO

jk lolololol

.Rik-uh-shey
06-14-2007, 02:24 AM
do you follow every thread i go to just to bash me? dude you've got an obsession

Kenta
06-14-2007, 11:12 AM
it's not really gay if you drop it on a field full of girls right?

damn, i want some of these to drop on girls i like. :Haha

Kamy
06-14-2007, 11:47 AM
what i'm really is, what if terrosists get this instead blowing up building they'll start making countries of homoes!!!! ahhhhh!!! no!!!!