View Full Version : 5 minutes to kill yourself!!!
Smirnoff
07-07-2007, 08:36 PM
I found this game on adultswim and its kinda fun. So i decided to share. Its called 5 minutes to kill yourself. Just like the title says is what it is.
http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html
i did it in 3:40 on my second try cuz i lost the first one.
Donut
07-07-2007, 08:55 PM
I did it barely under 4 mins...
skyoon
07-07-2007, 08:56 PM
i did it in 4.54 D:
II Xion II
07-07-2007, 09:20 PM
2:54 Ftw!!!
I lost I geuss I love myself to much to kill myself. lol
How do you kill yourself o.O
I tried everything, well, I'm on my second try so that would explain it xD
EDIT: Yay, 4mins something.
SunnyPie♥
07-07-2007, 10:13 PM
The fat guy wets on the way, agh! XD
Khengi
07-07-2007, 10:55 PM
3:24!
Go into the bathroom and walk into the stall with the clown. He gives a NICE amount of damage XD
Smirnoff
07-08-2007, 02:45 AM
O.O
the clown in the bathroon?
i missed that xD
i got eaten by the shark, lit my self on fire. stabed mysrlf and more. ill try to bet my record.
EDIT:
I did it over and died in 2:42
the copy room is fast to do it.
8% on the machines and i think it was 10 on the paper cutter.
Nrvnqsr Chaos
07-08-2007, 04:07 AM
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME T_T i just love myself that much :D
Midare
07-08-2007, 04:23 AM
LOL.... I did it in 03:49 minutes... maybe I need to take therapy :P
young_saiyan
07-08-2007, 12:21 PM
I did it in 04:29.... I didnt get the game at the begining, but then half way through I started getting bloody.:D
II Xion II
07-08-2007, 12:27 PM
The game is fun!
I just wish there were more levels than that one office space.
The game would really be fun then.
T_Ichigo
07-08-2007, 12:29 PM
3,64 minutes here, obvisouly I'm no the one who's best of killing oneself here :P
4.22 wow... i do fail hard
II Xion II
07-14-2007, 01:06 PM
Killing yourself in real life is easier than killing yourself in this game. :p
Tidus
07-14-2007, 09:31 PM
Use the microwave. It gives 18% damage.
This is FUN!
Velham
07-17-2007, 05:42 PM
I died in 4:54
II Xion II
07-18-2007, 01:50 AM
For those of you having trouble, there are some "cheap" ways to rack up percentage damage on your character.
One way is to keep going to the Supply Room and getting stuff thrown at you.
Another is to memorize a particular set of dialog with a coworker that will get you hurt over and over again (doesn't work with all of them).
Glad to help you less-able people kill yourselves a little quicker. :redbiggri
Tanya
07-18-2007, 02:30 AM
4:20 :3
I get mixed up with the controls :< The angle's weird so it messed up my perception, rofl.
Greyhok
07-18-2007, 07:33 PM
HAHA. This is fun!
I died in just 3:31 :)
Smirnoff
07-18-2007, 09:48 PM
hmm i recomend going along the wall using the shredders.
then the supply closet, the pinata suit, then going into the copy room
*major damage in the copy room*
then if your not dead go to the scissors and stuff.
Princess Tofu
07-18-2007, 10:06 PM
I did myself in at 2:39 once. XD Once you know where to find the most dangerous things its a sinch, aka, the deadly clows in the bathroom and the electricutions. :p
Greyhok
07-18-2007, 10:13 PM
I did myself in at 2:39 once. XD Once you know where to find the most dangerous things its a sinch, aka, the deadly clows in the bathroom and the electricutions. :p
Lol.
I'll have to look around for that stuff.
Smirnoff
07-18-2007, 10:16 PM
lets see who can set a record.
my fastest is 2:42 going along the wall as i posted before.
Edit:
i did it in 1:57
...
why is that a good thing...>.>
BeMused
08-01-2007, 06:56 PM
I loss... Not quite imaginative in killing myself. ^^
Edgey
08-01-2007, 07:13 PM
4:25 :)
All I could find was staplers and scissors and that pinata is kinda weird.
OchoCinco
08-01-2007, 07:30 PM
Where's the fricking whale????
Toasty
08-01-2007, 07:40 PM
Seriously, this takes FOREVER! Thank God for the "Supply Desk" lol.
And that stupid fat guy. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Lol...
... Well, I had my fun, no more of that. I may show a couple of friends later, though.
..::Mr 999::..
08-14-2007, 11:36 AM
i die in 4:20 ^_^ that`s goog or Bad ???
Hmmm u guys are pritty good at killin ur selves but my best is only 2:48 U_U
Sendivoge
08-14-2007, 01:46 PM
Tried it twice... 3:45 on my first go, then during my second go i closed the window at around 0:06. I can only imagine he had a heart attack at that point... :D
pidgett
08-14-2007, 03:53 PM
Personally, I like the Pentecostal lady. But I've never been able to kill myself...I suppose I just suck at dying.
adorkable
08-14-2007, 11:33 PM
I played this game twice and my best time was 2:24. The first time I tried this, I died at around 4 minutes something. I spent the first two minutes waiting for my conversation thingy to load, which took a very long time for some bizarre reason. :/
wolf_11
09-04-2007, 11:42 PM
I got exactly 4:59 min. One more second i would have lost.
junin.toiro
09-06-2007, 03:22 AM
That game was pure win and made pretty well too. Johnny Rocketfingers (http://www.ugoplayer.com/games/johnnyrocketfingers.html) is pretty awesome as well. (Not work/school friendly;) )
SupraSpeed
09-08-2007, 03:45 PM
this game is fun!
I've only managed to kill myself 5 times so far, and I played this game so many times!!! It's hard...
Twister1352
09-08-2007, 06:44 PM
I killed myself in 1:54 seconds :D am I the champ?
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