silverquincy9
10-09-2005, 09:41 PM
Haha.. I got inspired by the writers and decided to make a fict.. I know this is supposed to be in the fanfic section but what the hell?
The Crystal Lance- Brought to you by= Bleach Hangout=Soul Journey= and Broken= also Geico~15 minutes can save you 15%or more on car insurance~
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(Note- I'm not the best author in the world (actually probably dead worst) so suggestions will reealy be appreciated!)
A few hundred years ago, on a planet so far away not even the hubble telescope can see it~~~~~
"Water!!!!! I NEED WATER!!!!!!" Silver ran down the stairs and turned right into the bar. He'd just eaten an imported "earthly-object" "Jamaican hot pepper" and was crying from a screwed-up tongue.
"Bartender! 5 GAllons of water! Please!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! " The startled bartender got up, hurried up to the fountain and poured the man a huge bucket of water.
"That'll be.. uh.. 6.98 Iloits...." he muttered, although the water was free because of the water-rich country, he wanted to charge him for something...
"Thanks... bluh bluh... than... bluh... money.. here.." Silver dug out whaever he had in his pocket, which was a lemon seed, a paper clip and a Fuiolfball (A game similar to our earthly baseball) all-star ticket. The bartender inspected all of them, and went to pick them up when-
BOOMSH!!!!!!
A bomb shell exploded out of the chapel in which Silver was in. He turned around, and where the bartender was supposed to be was a broken wall, ashes, and only an army.
"Seize him!!!!!" Dictator Makaze shrieked, pointing at Silver.
"Wha? Me? No, you have it all... get your foot off me! No.. HEy! What the hell are ya? GAy? Don't touch me there! Aw that's sick.. I thought a girl would touch me there first! I said don't touch there- I'm gonna get it pierced! DON'T TOUCH MY BELLYBUTTON!" Silver was running a big fit just because a guy had touched him in the stomach. Meanwhile, the evil dictator was getting drunk off the 4 million kinds of exotic wine in the bar.
"Take... him.. we came... and got.. wha.. we.. needeeed..... SPORKS ARE BEAUTIFUL!" Silver noticed that the guy had emptied half the shelves, and was wasted....... but more importantly, they said they came to get him.... what was so special about him? NO! NOt again.. the only importance Silver had was that he was in a long bloodline of the Crystal Lances... He was the only survivor, and he was the only one who had the key to eternal power- The Crystal Lance. Only royal bloodholders can even touch it, let alone get near it. But the bloodholders also held the power to unleash the seal.
"GOOO Take him...." The Dictator fell on the spot, his face red like the morning sun. Some armed men tied Silver up, tied the dictator up too, put them both onto a turkey-roasting ststem (You know those things that old people used to cook chicken?) and carried them away onto their carriages.
&@#^$^$#&$^@^#&@^#^$*@ 12 hours later---
Silver had become a bit comfortable wit this place, the dictator suggested that he be treadted like the royalness, and the slaves obey his every command.
' Once he gets comfortable here, he'll notice how generous I was, and lend me the power of the Crystal Lance!!!' Thought Makaze...
So far Silver had been an asshole. He ordered 12 of his slaves to build him a gladitorial arena, 4 to build him a giant bar (to replace the one he'd lost) and once both were done, he made 5 slaves get real drunk and fight to the death in the coloseum. After hours of fun, a maid came in and said that the "Lord highness who's ass we kiss" wished to see him. Silver guessed it was Makaze, and went up to his room.
"Okay. First things first. Why did you take me?" Silver was up in his room, and annoying the guy to death. "Don't tell me you know I was the last survivor of the CL clan..."
"Yeah, I knew that... and i knew you'll never give up the lance... so! I just kidnapped you in hopes that you'll.... marry my daughter and produce offspring that will be loyal to me!" He poined to a lady not too younger than Silver in the corner.
"GAAH! NO! That witch! UGLINESS!!! HORROR!!! HORROR!!!!" Silver covered his eyes up in horror at the lady. No way was he going to marry her!
"No you blubbering idiot nitwit! I just pointed to her so that she'll get me a good drink! There's my daughter right there!" He pointed to another lady, one that Silver had constantly been peeking a look at. 'YES!' He thought.
But he acted reluctant. "Okay... fine. I'll marry her.." but as he said that, the maid girl came in, tripped, and accidentally smashed the jug on the daughter's head. The daughter fell, dead , with glass stuck in her hair.
"OOh, too bad.... shit. This is bad. We'll discuss this later. Just know. If you choose to release the power, there will be no limits on what you can get!" He dismaissed him, and while he was going off, Silver took the maid girl with him to the bathroom. He killed her there for ruining the one happy moment he ever had.
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Back on the home country, a homeless man that had wandered into the chapel saw the unfinished Jamaican Pepper. Taking the whole thing and shoveling it down, he smiled. But the smile soon turned into a frown as the spicy kicked in.
"WA...WA.. Wa....." he rushed to the bar, only to have seen the worst sight of his life- The walls were torn down, and some drunk fishbrain had drank everything in here.....
The homeless man was left there to die in the meer spiciness while constantly repeating the word "Wa".....
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Yeah, I know, not the best thing in the world, any suggestions or comments?
The Crystal Lance- Brought to you by= Bleach Hangout=Soul Journey= and Broken= also Geico~15 minutes can save you 15%or more on car insurance~
~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=
(Note- I'm not the best author in the world (actually probably dead worst) so suggestions will reealy be appreciated!)
A few hundred years ago, on a planet so far away not even the hubble telescope can see it~~~~~
"Water!!!!! I NEED WATER!!!!!!" Silver ran down the stairs and turned right into the bar. He'd just eaten an imported "earthly-object" "Jamaican hot pepper" and was crying from a screwed-up tongue.
"Bartender! 5 GAllons of water! Please!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! " The startled bartender got up, hurried up to the fountain and poured the man a huge bucket of water.
"That'll be.. uh.. 6.98 Iloits...." he muttered, although the water was free because of the water-rich country, he wanted to charge him for something...
"Thanks... bluh bluh... than... bluh... money.. here.." Silver dug out whaever he had in his pocket, which was a lemon seed, a paper clip and a Fuiolfball (A game similar to our earthly baseball) all-star ticket. The bartender inspected all of them, and went to pick them up when-
BOOMSH!!!!!!
A bomb shell exploded out of the chapel in which Silver was in. He turned around, and where the bartender was supposed to be was a broken wall, ashes, and only an army.
"Seize him!!!!!" Dictator Makaze shrieked, pointing at Silver.
"Wha? Me? No, you have it all... get your foot off me! No.. HEy! What the hell are ya? GAy? Don't touch me there! Aw that's sick.. I thought a girl would touch me there first! I said don't touch there- I'm gonna get it pierced! DON'T TOUCH MY BELLYBUTTON!" Silver was running a big fit just because a guy had touched him in the stomach. Meanwhile, the evil dictator was getting drunk off the 4 million kinds of exotic wine in the bar.
"Take... him.. we came... and got.. wha.. we.. needeeed..... SPORKS ARE BEAUTIFUL!" Silver noticed that the guy had emptied half the shelves, and was wasted....... but more importantly, they said they came to get him.... what was so special about him? NO! NOt again.. the only importance Silver had was that he was in a long bloodline of the Crystal Lances... He was the only survivor, and he was the only one who had the key to eternal power- The Crystal Lance. Only royal bloodholders can even touch it, let alone get near it. But the bloodholders also held the power to unleash the seal.
"GOOO Take him...." The Dictator fell on the spot, his face red like the morning sun. Some armed men tied Silver up, tied the dictator up too, put them both onto a turkey-roasting ststem (You know those things that old people used to cook chicken?) and carried them away onto their carriages.
&@#^$^$#&$^@^#&@^#^$*@ 12 hours later---
Silver had become a bit comfortable wit this place, the dictator suggested that he be treadted like the royalness, and the slaves obey his every command.
' Once he gets comfortable here, he'll notice how generous I was, and lend me the power of the Crystal Lance!!!' Thought Makaze...
So far Silver had been an asshole. He ordered 12 of his slaves to build him a gladitorial arena, 4 to build him a giant bar (to replace the one he'd lost) and once both were done, he made 5 slaves get real drunk and fight to the death in the coloseum. After hours of fun, a maid came in and said that the "Lord highness who's ass we kiss" wished to see him. Silver guessed it was Makaze, and went up to his room.
"Okay. First things first. Why did you take me?" Silver was up in his room, and annoying the guy to death. "Don't tell me you know I was the last survivor of the CL clan..."
"Yeah, I knew that... and i knew you'll never give up the lance... so! I just kidnapped you in hopes that you'll.... marry my daughter and produce offspring that will be loyal to me!" He poined to a lady not too younger than Silver in the corner.
"GAAH! NO! That witch! UGLINESS!!! HORROR!!! HORROR!!!!" Silver covered his eyes up in horror at the lady. No way was he going to marry her!
"No you blubbering idiot nitwit! I just pointed to her so that she'll get me a good drink! There's my daughter right there!" He pointed to another lady, one that Silver had constantly been peeking a look at. 'YES!' He thought.
But he acted reluctant. "Okay... fine. I'll marry her.." but as he said that, the maid girl came in, tripped, and accidentally smashed the jug on the daughter's head. The daughter fell, dead , with glass stuck in her hair.
"OOh, too bad.... shit. This is bad. We'll discuss this later. Just know. If you choose to release the power, there will be no limits on what you can get!" He dismaissed him, and while he was going off, Silver took the maid girl with him to the bathroom. He killed her there for ruining the one happy moment he ever had.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back on the home country, a homeless man that had wandered into the chapel saw the unfinished Jamaican Pepper. Taking the whole thing and shoveling it down, he smiled. But the smile soon turned into a frown as the spicy kicked in.
"WA...WA.. Wa....." he rushed to the bar, only to have seen the worst sight of his life- The walls were torn down, and some drunk fishbrain had drank everything in here.....
The homeless man was left there to die in the meer spiciness while constantly repeating the word "Wa".....
~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~=~
Yeah, I know, not the best thing in the world, any suggestions or comments?