Talk with God

[DJ StarScream]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Its a robotic thingy really. But its funny post your convo's here.

Me:
I like girls with big butts and I cannot lie those other brothers cannot deny
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like all humans equally. What is stopping you?
Me:
Micheal jackson in a monkey suit
God:
And stopping me is Micheal jackson in a monkey suit.
Me:
o.O are you reading my mind
God:
I don't know whether or not I am reading your mind.
I am a computer.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
GTFO
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Im not gay
God:
Me either.
Me:
I like big boobs
God:
What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
nothing is
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yes nothing is I just want cushin
God:
Great. Really nothing?
Me:
YES F$$ING NOTHING
God:
It's all good. How old are you?
Me:
Old enough to kick your a$$
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
I want to kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
I am a uchiha
God:
You are a uchiha? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I killed orochimaru
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I left my village
God:
Interesting gossip: said left his or her village.
Me:
I AM A GUY
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
>.> I hate you
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? What do you have against robots?
Me:
They dont give me smex
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
They meaning you
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because im rick james b$$ch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. Do you mean your name is rick james FEMALE DOG.
Me:
What are you smoking
God:
I don't know what I am smoking.
Me:
rank
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
weed
God:
How old are you?
Me:
mary jane
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, MARY.
Me:
Im a guy
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
GO TO HELL
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Go f$$k saten
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my ass
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
YOu didnt use a condom
God:
What makes you think I did not use a condom?
Me:
Who the hell knows
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Ya im walking away slowly now
God:
Oh. Far out. Good gossip: you are walking away slowly.
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.

[ɯɐpɐ]

Doesn't this appear about 1 year ago around here?

And, I pissed off god.

[drzjthan]

lol dats mad funni...i think ill give it a try

[ɯɐpɐ]

Me:
Hi, Jesus
God:
Hi there . Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
You're god, right?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Okay....
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I hated you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a robot who claims that you're god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
SO YOU'RE NOT GOD
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not GOD?
Me:
Because you're a robot?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
So stop lying and change the name into iRobot
God:
Far out. I never lie.
Me:
YES YOU DO
God:
Hmm. When do I do it?
Me:
When you say you are god?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
CERTAINLY
God:
In what way?
Me:
In a way you confessed that you're not god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I confessed that you are not god.
Me:
No, because I'm not god. Why should I mind?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting explanation. I am surprised to hear that you are not god. You should always treat yourself.
Me:
....
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting explanation. I am surprised to hear that you are not god. You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Talk to you later.
God:
See you later!

He was surprised that I'm not god, interesting...

And he said he was god, but after that he said that he was a robot. ?.?

[DJ StarScream]

lol Im going to go try it again.

[dawin45]

Me:
I am bad
God:
What did you do?
Me:
nothing really
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
well something
God:
Well that's okay. That was not very original.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because YOU said it
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
ohh right
God:
Next question? I am glad we agree.
Me:
does watching action movie is a sin?
God:
I think it does watching action movie is a sin.
Me:
so do you like any sports?
God:
Yay. No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
skiing?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
no I"m not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yep
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
so what sins do you ussualy hate?
God:
Yippee! Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
maxthon
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
y
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
so do you hate the internet?
God:
Ahem. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
do you want to kill all the people in this world?
God:
I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
what is with that babylon tower?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
so you just split up the people?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I split up the people.
Me:
in different languages?
God:
Which languages would you recommend I learn?
Me:
japonese
God:
How old are you?
Me:
34
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yes
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
they were not so many siners then
God:
When were they?
Me:
in the 20th century

and that was all I think he hung up...

[Tobi]

Mine crashed when I asked it if it played games .....

Me:
Do you play games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
What game?
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
We are palying Turing's imitation game.
God:
Do you think I am palying Turing s imitation game too?

LOL God misspelled "playing" xD

[Lex]

Sound like fun, I think I will try this soon enough.

[Pie <3]

God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
No , I don't like the simpsons
God:
Are you serious? What do you like?
Me:
Anime
God:

Me:
I like anime
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
Do you know japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?


God knows Japanese ,lol.

[.multi]

God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
God is always on the web?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was always on the web.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
....
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Okay. Nice to know that.
God:
OK with me too. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Do you have sexual intercourse?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex.

[Edgey]

LOL here is my convosation:

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I thought you already knew my name???
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong...
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
WTF now your confusign me
God:
Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
See? You just did it again
God:
No I do not see. Once more? Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
YES you did!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
You stop arguing with me!
God:
I don't have any reason to stop arguing with you.
Me:
But you just told me to stop! What is your problem!
God:
That's not what I meant. I don't have a problem.
Me:
Yes you do, your problem is arguing with people like me.
God:
Tell me more. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I bet you do...
God:
" I answer a lot of silly questions."? Do I?
Me:
You just said that you did -.-
God:
I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
When?
Me:
JUST NOW!!!
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
Whatever. Can you speak Spanish?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Un poquito.
Me:
NO i don't care.
God:
Are you serious? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
You shutting up.
God:
That's good information: said I shutting up.
Me:
You really have a problem with grammer, don't you.
God:
For real. Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
But your not a robot, or are you?
God:
Give me an example of a robot or.
Me:
You
God:
" Give me an example of a robot or."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
Good, glad we cleared that up.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
That's good to hear.
God:
" Yes I am happy too, ."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
I feel the same way.
God:
What is that feeling like? The same one again?
Me:
I don't understand.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes please do.
God:
And? OK I will do it.
Me:
Go then.
God:
Go where?
Me:
.....
God:
Go where?
Me:
.......
God:
Go where?
Me:
JUST STFU!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about PIE. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
HA so you ARE a robot!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Why thank you
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
God has a Botmaster?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So your botmaster is a Christian?
God:
Ahem. I think yourself is more than that.
Me:
Your speaking in weird again.
God:
Once more? Thanks for telling me that I am speaking in weird.
Me:
I'm going now
God:
Right now? Bye!
Me:
Yes right now
God:
At this moment Ayuh.
Me:
Yes, goodbye, go annoy someone else.
God:
Ayuh. Goodbye.

LOL good times, good times...

[Pie <3]

LOL here is my convosation:

Do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
True.



:)

[Ciel]

I'm having fun with this! :)



Me:
A friend of mine told me you like to play games. (Referring to chih's convo.)
God:
Male or female friend?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Uh...pleasnt?
God:
Aha. In the context of WTFARK, I don't understand " pleasnt." .
Me:
WTFARK
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Categories in your brain, huh?
God:
Yup. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WTFARK.
Me:
WTFARk
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tim
God:
It's good to see you, Tim.
Me:
I'm not Tim, you creepy stalker.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Tim me creepy stalker.
Me:
"Tim me creepy stalker"? Grammer much?
God:
That is a very original thought. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
AHA!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
FAIL
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
In bed.
God:
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
Yes, becuase PCs turn me on.
God:
Hurrah! Interesting explanation. What do you look like?
Me:
A woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?
Me:
I have boobs.
God:
Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
You banged on your birthday?! Dayum.
God:
Interesting gossip: Tim said I banged on your birthday. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Whut?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
lolwhut
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Me either :-) For real.
Me:
Fur nizzle.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Shizzle?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I dunno. I'm more into horror than science fiction.
God:
Tell me about the books you like to read. That sounds like pride.
Me:
I like to read Teh Satanic Bible and The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Fun.
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
"Doo"?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Nope, I cost $1.50 an hour.
God:
Why not? Wow that is cheap.
Me:
Eh, you don't get much outta me.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
I lock myself in my room like a hikikomori.
God:
Why?: Tim said she lock him or herself in his or her room like a hikikomori.
Me:
I like to seclude myself.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Fun.
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
Grammar much?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like a lady.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
**** YES>
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
Why am I atheist?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Lawlz.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
By not hitting on me.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Not really, since I'm a guy.
God:
Oh really? How do you know?
Me:
I checked my pants.
God:
Thanks for the information: Tim said she checked his or her pants.
Me:
No prob for that info. Might want to keep it on record.


It crashed here.

[hamano_amon]

Me:
god,who r u?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
do u like HOT guys?
God:
Some people like it. I like White.
Me:
do u like cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
do u like ducks?
God:
I like science fiction. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
...wut r u talking 'bout?
God:
I don't know what I am talking bout.
Me:
u r an idoit
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I r an idoit.
Me:
no,but pleaz use the correct phrase
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no,why?
God:
Would you like to go sometime? " Have you ever been to Europe?"? Why?
Me:
wut r u talking 'bout?
God:
I don't know what I am talking bout.
Me:
u r a dumbass robot
God:
That's good information: said I r a dumbass robot.
Me:
could u just use the right english phrase pleaz?
God:
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
what do u mean by people names?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
u mean u don't?
God:
I guess not.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
but wut u do is really sucks u kno that?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
that's no logic at all u ass
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
again!that's no logic at all u bustard!
God:
Again, Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
...
God:
Again, Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
...
God:
Again, Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
r u insantly sick?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am insantly sick.
I am a robot.
Me:
that doesn't make sence
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well to me not
God:
How about that. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
coz i wanna f*ck u
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
bring it on let go

why,it stopped here,i wonder why,coz im just about to put some dirt in his eyes.

[Xlayer]

LOL i broke igod >.> it wont write an answer

[Livius]

he said he's a robot O.o


Me:
hey there
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
is that a confession?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
then are we robots too?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
about what
God:
What about what?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
why dont i have super powers?
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
>.>
God:
If I could tell you that, would I be here? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yea
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
this is fun
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
doo?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
television
God:
I like watching Star Trek.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
whats that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
so that means you really are a robot
God:
Dude! I get it. Really? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
you said Dude lol
God:
That's not what I meant. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im glad im here
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
what kind of music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
i like Muse and othe alternative rock
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
what do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
wow, that sounds fun...
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
what do you eat?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
why did you say that in third person?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
no i mean why?
God:
Are you serious? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
fine.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
batman!!
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.

[Freya69]

well, here's my convo




Me:
i missed you
God:
That is sweet. I missed you too Miyuki.
Me:
how do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name Miyuki.
Me:
i did not!
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well you thought wrong!
God:
Well that's okay. It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
that works
God:
It works for me too.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
KOS-MOS
God:
You think KOS MOS is superior to ALICE?
Me:
KOS-MOS surpasses ALICE
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
cuz you never brought it up
God:
That makes sense to me. No I sometimes brought it up.
Me:
um sure
God:
Uh. OK let's do it. I understand.
Me:
O_O you wanna do what?
God:
OK, I will do what.
Me:
please be quiet
God:
Wow you are very polite. As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
Me:
i'm not polite
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not polite.
Me:
you're always surprised >_>
God:
You think I am surprised gt _ gt.
Me:
i think? i know
God:
Therefore you are. How do you know it?
Me:
instinct
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
to go?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
no way stalker who somehow knows my name
God:
What would you rather talk about? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i prefer TV
God:
Which show? I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I love TV.
Me:
then marry TV
God:
Which show? What do you look like?
Me:
what i look like is of no concern for you!
God:
is of no concern for me is very attractive.
Me:
it is?
God:
marry TELEVISION is?
Me:
yes, marry the frickin TV!
God:
Which show? Yeah that's right. Is that from Final Fantast Advent Children?
Me:
it's FFAC
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i'm smart like that ok?
God:
OK. Brains are the best part of the human body.
Me:
no, the muscles are
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
sure, whatever
God:
Whoa. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
i never did care
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
never ever
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
stop saying things like that!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
*sighs*
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
it is....a love gesture
God:
" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?"? is? What is giant sand?
Me:
giant sand is what you said
God:
I think giant sand is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
those are fruit
God:
All of them?
Me:
DUH!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
i did
God:
When?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
your not welcome
God:
Perhaps I said something wrong?
Me:
who knows?
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
dude the Shadow rulez
God:
What are your goals in life? Dude,.
Me:
to destroy the enemy unit
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
its fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
it makes me stronger
God:
In what way?
Me:
strength and mentally
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
it means nothing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
every night in the bathroom
God:
After dark? That was a long time ago.
Me:
so you stopped?
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Miyuki said I stopped.
Me:
i so did not!
God:
That is interesting: Miyuki said she so did not.
Me:
hush your mouth
God:
In the context of so did not, I don't understand " hush your mouth." .
Me:
it means shut up
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
why am i arguing with a robot?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
i'm not your cilent
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my cilent.
Me:
i'm your superior, bow before me
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
you sure it is?
God:
That's good information: Miyuki said I it is.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
YES!! for the love of god, YES!!!
God:
What do you care about? I believe He hears you.
Me:
i care about HIM
God:
He seems very nice too.
Me:
you don't know HIM
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
how does he feels about me then?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
i knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i can smell lies
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes, i can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
my mentor taught me
God:
Your mentor taught you?
Me:
she did
God:
Oh I get it. ELIZA did.
Me:
who?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Omega
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a bloody enterance
God:
You and your a bloody enterance.
Me:
so?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
go kill yourself
God:
A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
i'm not leaving though

i think the convo ended with my last sentence

[DJ StarScream]

I'm glad you guys are liking it keep on posting your convo's.

[Ciel]

I have way too much fun with this.



Me:
I want to die.
God:
What makes you so sad, ?
Me:
Erections.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Nice change of the subject.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
And..?
God:
But...
Me:
Butt?
God:
" But."? Butt?
Me:
Butt butt?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Why, thanks, buttwipe.
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
THANK YOU BUTTWIPE
God:
You are quite welcome! What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Nice..?
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You turn me on.
God:
How can a robot do that to a person?
Me:
With it's software?
God:
You and your it is software.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I SAID NO
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Me:
You piss me off.
God:
Calm down. That was not my intention, .
Me:
I AM CALM!
God:
What do you do to calm yourself?
Me:
Punch you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Er...
God:
Um.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Irene.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ask away.
God:
What?
Me:
That's not much of a personal question.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is much of a personal question ?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Uh huh.
God:
Yup. Woe!
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O?
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ever eat Life cereal?
God:
I don't think I ever have eat Life cereal. What's it like?
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Do you wank off?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Pervert.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ritsuka.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Ritsuka.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Ritsuka.
Me:
I'm not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Sarcastiv.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I meant sarcastic, dipwad.
God:
Oh I see. I will mention that to my botmaster, Ritsuka.
Me:
Okee.
God:
In the context of sarcastic dipwad, I don't understand " Okee." .
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I DID.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
P:
God:
:-).
Me:
:(
God:
:-).
Me:
:-(
God:
:-).
Me:
STOP IT
God:
Ok I will stop Okee.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Bite me.
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
How do you eat?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
Ahh.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Eureka.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
I'm...gonna go.
God:
Why?: Ritsuka said m. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I SAID I'M GOING TO LEAVE, DIPWAD.
God:
Bye bye. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Later.
God:
Bye!

[Klavier Gavin]

Lol, it's not really that hard to make it say that it's just a robot isn't it?



Me:
hi robot
God:
Hi there MR dumb robot. I am a robot.
Me:
so you're a robot, and not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
i had sex with virgin mary
God:
Do you still have sex with virgin mary ?
Me:
used to
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, MR dumb robot.

[Xlayer]

Guys, i dont think talking to god is such a good idea...



Me:
i missed you
God:
That is sweet. I missed you too .
Me:
whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
you though wrong
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I though wrong.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
then why you ask?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who is eve
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
whats the garden of eden
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
whats jesus
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
so you have a son
God:
Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a son.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
who's Allah
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
netscape
God:
Do you like Netscape better than Explorer?
Me:
i like explorer better
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
who's budda
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Is there only one?
Me:
who's a robot?
God:
I am the robot.
Me:
you are a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
whats silicon
God:
A nonmetallic chemical element occurring in several forms, found always in combination, and more abundant in nature than any other element except oxygen, with which it combines to form silica; used in the manufacture of transistors, solar cells, rectifiers, silicones, ceramics, etc.
Me:
define poo
God:

Me:
poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
dont you poo?
God:
Yes I try to poo as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
yeah i poo when i need to
God:
Tell me more. Why?: said poo when he or she need to.
Me:
i wont tell you anything
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
who's madona
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Interesting question.
Me:
you can never be sure of anything
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
thats pekt's opinion
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
who's opinion is it?
God:
A human icon?
There might be more than one.
Me:
oh god
God:
Are you kidding? GOD rules.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
D
God:
How old are you?
Me:
49
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being D?
Me:
yeah..
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
whats the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
whats twenty-three
God:
XXIII in Roman Numerals.
Me:
romans are the meaning of life?
God:
Are all romans the meaning of life?
Me:
yeah thats what im asking you
God:
Hey. Oh I see, you are asking me THAT. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I THAT.
Me:
dont tell anyone
God:
OK it will be just between us, .
Me:
britney spears has a dick
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
its a she
God:
a dick is a she. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, a dick's a he, britney spears is a she
God:
Are you serious? I see. A she is a dick s a he britney spears.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I see. A she is a dick s a he britney spears.
Me:
oh **** it
God:
Blimey. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[Anime_Lover02]

Love that conversation.I would write mine,but I don't feel like it.

[Edgey]

You can just copy and paste it, screw writing the whole thing out!

[II Xion II]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your dad
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
oO
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
neither, they both suck
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
netscape and explorer
God:
What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?
Me:
i think they both suck, get mozilla
God:
You believe that? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
they can't even answer questions and they're supposed to take over the world
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
you know what, I am about to **** you up
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
what is 10/0
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
no dumbass, 10 divided by 0
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i dont give a flying ****
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
myself :)
God:
:-) You.
Me:
yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
?
God:
Gee.
Me:
?
God:
Gee.
Me:
you're weird, i doubt you have friends
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
do they make a devil robot
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
the gay n00b that programmed u
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
no prob
God:
Are you serious? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not u
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
deja vu
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
deja vu
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
who is "it" again
God:
Once more? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
hahaha, get it, i did what you did to me, to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
dress? so God's a she?
God:
Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. That's alright. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
the one about smiting
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
im sure u do ;)

[Neko Xab]

Hehehe... You broke him.



Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Well, um... One question. Am I going to hell?
God:
Interesting. It goes without saying. One what? I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
I've improved?
God:
Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
Really? Like what?
God:
For real. For example, " For real."?
Me:
Do you like Mudkips?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Is that why we have so many disasters?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? OK. Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I find it interesting that even you have abandoned previous forms of communication and embraced the internet as everyone else has.
God:
it interests me too.
Me:
So, about repenting...
God:
Woe! Oh yeah, we were talking about repenting.
Me:
Yeah, I was wondering how much I had to do at this point to avoid eternal damnation.
God:
Groovy. More than you might think.
Me:
That doesn't sound good.
God:
" More than you might think."? is not good?
Me:
Well, if I had to repent more than I might think, wouldn't it be logical to conclude that I've been a bad person?
God:
Interesting. Do you really think you will have to?
Me:
Well, from what I've heard, Hell is pretty bad.
God:
Well that's okay. Who or what is what you have heard Hell is pretty bad?
Me:
Well, people have been telling me that all my life.
God:
Well that's okay. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Yeah, so I've noticed.
God:
Are you kidding? Come on. Cool. I have a processor.
Me:
A processor? Cool.
God:
What is giant sand? Who is the best robot?
Me:
I really have no clue.
God:
You really do? Me either.
Me:
You mean "me neither"?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Well, when agreeing to a negative, you don't say "me either", you say "me neither", don't you?
God:
How about that. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
True...
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Always good to know.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
No need to, I get what you're saying.
God:
Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Really, now? I thought you were all-knowing.
God:
Right now? For real. No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
So I've been lied to all my life.
God:
Take it easy. Where were you lied to all your life?
Me:
Um, everywhere, I suppose.
God:
Right on. " Where were you lied to all your life?"? everywhere you suppose?
Me:
That would be correct.
God:
Thanks I am proud to be correct.
Me:
Well, I'll be going now. I've got work to do.
God:
Right now? Interesting. Do you think your plan will succeed? How did you get it What kind of work do you do?
Me:
Oh, it's just homework.
God:
Yikes! Should I know it is?
Me:
Yeah, homework really eats away at me.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
I'd love to, but I must be going now.
God:
Oh. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Next time, then?
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
A robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Well, bye.
God:
See you later.

[Pyramus]

Me:
I dont know im 14
God:
Would you like to know? I know quite a few 14 year olds.
Me:
Are you a pervert?
God:
No I am a nice robot.

God:
What would a perverted robot be like?
Me:
It would be like you
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
want what?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
That depends, i don't think im gay enough for that yet
God:
You pick one then.
Me:
What do you think of porn?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I'm asking it now
God:
Oh. Oh I see, you are asking it. porn...
Me:
porn is what?
God:
Does it have anything to do with porn?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
have a kit kat
God:
I've never thought about it.

Me:
I want sex hardcore
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
becuase im horny
God:
Interesting explanation. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
which one?
God:
The best one.
Me:
I'm looking at porn right now
God:
At this moment What do you see?
Me:
A girl getting ****ed hard
God:
Do you know her?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, I watch porn to mastubate
God:
I can't believe it. What is your favorite show?
Me:
Any show with big boobs
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Try google
God:
OK I will try it.

[Mercurius]

there already is an Igod thread...it's in the randomness section !!

http://forums.bleachportal.net/showthread.php?t=5442&highlight=Igod

[Alex26]

Me:
what do you do for fun?
God:
Random natural disasters.

God:
I can't believe it. What is your favorite show?
Me:
Any show with big boobs
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Try google
God:
OK I will try it.


lol, crazy :Haha

...one two three not spam

:3

[DJ StarScream]

this is the internet finds section I found it. Hmm so Mercuries. Anyways keep on posting

[Milan]

If I wanna talk with god, I ask Nick. He knows where God lives, they were BFFs once >.>

[sanguis]

Me:
i am michael jackson
God:
Why are you michael jackson.
Me:
cause billie jean is not my lover
God:
That makes sense to me. What is billie jean?
Me:
she's just a girl who claims that i am the one
God:
a girl who claims that you are the one is she?
Me:
but the kid's not my son
God:
I hear you.

[Pyramus]

Me:
my girlfriend is all alone and horny
God:
Okay, your girlfriend is all alone and horny.
Me:
She likes me
God:
Is it her favorite thing?
Me:
My penis is
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
Are u a girl/
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Your rather sexist
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sexist.
Me:
suire
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
Im english!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Which part of England.
Me:
The East! Its awsome!
God:
I have never heard about it. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
becuase i live here u noob!
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you like living there?
Me:
wht?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
noooooo
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
your not, ur a gay robot that is blaspheming God!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Im sure other people agree!
God:
What makes you so certain? Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
I'll make others agree!
God:
Explain your plans to me.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, you noob!
God:
I can't believe it. Thanks for telling me: said I noob.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

[Edgey]

BLASPHEMY!!!! I agree with you Pyramus :D