You know your addicted to Bleach When...

[Unholy]

1. You know all the meanings of Ichigo, and don't know Japanese.
2. You make your hair Orange just to be different
3. You go to a shirnk because you claim to see ghosts
4. You run around screaming "HOLLOW" when the wind blows something over
5. You name your teddy bear Kon
6. You think your teddy bear is Kon
7. You make a giant sword of cardboard, and attack your friends saying that they are opposing Shinigami.
8. You Capture and starve Black Butterflies, hoping they'll give up and transform into human form.
9. You make and run a Bleach Website, and work on it hours a day even when its down...
10. You hunt down the RAW manga, just so it can be in your collection, cause you don't know japanese
11. You cry when Ichigo gets hit
12. You put Ichigo as your role model on a school poll
13. You take over 500 screenshots per episode (Don't look at me :'()
14. You get a bow and arrow and shoot randomly into the air at "HOLLOWS"
15. You accidently call the orange haired kid inyour class, Ichigo
16. You own Bleach Cosplay Merchandise
17. You make a list like this...
18. You download every version of every episode just to see the translation errors.
19. You give $50 to Bleach Portal cause its your god (Hey, We won't complain)
20. You Click the Ad's on Bleach Portal, so it stays up
21. You have withdrawal Symptoms whenever Bleach Portal goes offline.
22. You checked BleachPortal.net without being told it was there
23. You knew BleachSource.com pointed to Bleach Portal all this time :/
24. You accidently say "It's going to Manga-Rain tomorow"
25. You write a 50,000 line AI Bot, to automatically download the latest release from IRC
26. You can actually think of something rather entertaining by number 26 of this list.
27. You have Bleach Portal as your homepage
28. You have a higher post count than any other Admin at Club Bleach
29. You have a Bleach wallpaper on your desktop
30. You gave all your program Bleach Names, and Icons.
31. You try and buy Bleach.com because it shoudln't belong to a cleaning product.
32. You shop online and buy "Bleach" and wonder why everything goes white when you open it.
33. You call your girlfriend Rukia accidently
34. You pull out a samurai sowrd and scream Ban Kai, before dentonating a Land Mine and running at your opponent.
35. You start a Bleach Character Fan Club
36. You buy www.ichigo.ws cuase it was the only one availble
37. You wonder how David Copperfield does magic when he's not a Shinigami
38. You make a Bleach Game
39. You fail your exams cause you drew Bleach doodles in the answer areas.
40. You draw Rukia on the blackboard and call her teacher
41. You study and become top of the class so your cool like Ishida
42. You swear your "Fencing" sword is a Zanpaku
43. You try and focus an orb of energy so you can burst through walls
44. You take on adults three times your size and expect to win
45. You move to Japan just to watch the RAW before its on the internet
46. You spend $50,000 on Japanese lessons, so you don't have to wait a week for subtitles.
47. You take the RAW Bleach Manga to school and ask your Japanese teacher what things mean.
48. You ask your Japanese Teacher why "Ban" In "Ban Kai" is a Swastica Kanji
49. You bothered reading all other 48 things I've written
50. You use your new camcorder to make a Live Action/Anime movie staring you and your best buddy Ichigo.

[Ronin]

28. You have a higher post count than any other Admin at Club Bleach

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[Unholy]

Hehehehe :P I think you might have a lower post count than Tammy, if so your safe.

[Wassabiz]

49. You bothered reading all other 48 things I've written

hrmmm.... DAMN! loL! hey alot of it applies to me... i acutally do run around and attack my friends saying that they are opposing Shinigami. HAHA!! and alota other stuff... i dnt know about the carbooard sword though... but good IDEA! :D:D

[Unholy]

lol, Wazzabiz... crazy as ever :P Glad to see Bleach Portal going down didn't ruin that :P

[Kratos]

Hehe...imagine someone accidentally calling their girlfriend Rukia...

[Ronin]

"Hey, uh, Rukia?"

"WTF IS A RUKIA?"

"N-n-nothing."

-sigh- Please tell me no one is that addicted =\

[Wassabiz]

lol, Wazzabiz... crazy as ever :P Glad to see Bleach Portal going down didn't ruin that :P

hahah.... nah course i didnt ruin it... ! Still had Bleach Running through my head like crazy!

ANd TRue, imagine if u did call your GF or someone Rukia! hahaha! OH weos.. they'll maybe understand wen you've told them your in love with some chick in a manga and anime... wat are they gonna do... :D:D

[Uzumaki-Kun]

I am definately not addicted to Bleach, hehe.

[EbonyNights21]

39. You fail your exams cause you drew Bleach doodles in the answer areas.

I didn't fail! I got a C for partial Completion!

[Ronin]

ANd TRue, imagine if u did call your GF or someone Rukia! hahaha! OH weos.. they'll maybe understand wen you've told them your in love with some chick in a manga and anime... wat are they gonna do... :D:D

Well, a psycho analist would be in order I believe.

[Unholy]

I got D on maths ARGGGGG... A+ on art though... hehehehehehe too bad no one cares about Art marks :/ my only A+ :'( I got A for CAD (Computer Aided Design) though, photoshop is easy shit :P :P

[Pimpy-chan]

2. You make your hair Orange just to be different

Yesh I did that. I looked great but then I changed it back. And this was before I knew about Bleach...

[Kratos]

I have one to add.

51. You download all the character themes mentioned in the manga, spend all night making a nice CD jewel case, & burn the songs just to have the first Bleach soundtrack.

Yeah....I did this

[Ronin]

Now you are addicted my friend.

I have more posts than Tammy now =\

[Unholy]

lol, I'm far from addicted hehehe... I've done a few...

[Kazeki]

5. You named your teddy bear Kon.
6. You think your teddy bear is Kon.

:face82: I did name my teddy Kon o____o;; and I wish it were Kon!! XD

[Kratos]

You can buy a Kon plushie...imagine getting one for someone, & then they name it something else

[hasuke]

If they do that, you kick them. But not the normal kind of kick, that special head kick you see in Bleach all the time.

( seriously. Kubo has a kicking fetish or something >.>; )

[Kratos]

Ya man, he does. There's a site with a whole gallery dedicated to the kicking scenes from Bleach. Some are pretty damn funny

[hasuke]

yea, I've been there before, hehehe.

Only page I know of for Bleach images...which sucks cause i'm trying to make a Renji layout for my LJ.

However scouring the net did score me a DBZ picture Kubo drew...made the characters look pretty cool.

[Kratos]

Yeah, I saw that pic too, his art style is so much more preferable to Akira Toriyama's

[Unholy]

Love your avatar Hasuke :P

[Ronin]

Now I am addicted I guess. =\

Lol, Kan'Oji is Bleachs Mr. Satan, only cooler!

[Uzumaki-Kun]

I think I am getting addicted, Bleach is becoming one of my favourite anime's. :)

[Unholy]

52. You know your addicted when you come to this thread and add something

[Uzumaki-Kun]

Okay I admit it, I'm addicted but so are you. ;)

[Kratos]

52. You know your addicted when you come to this thread and add something

Join the club :doindadom

[Unholy]

dude, I started the club... with 50 entries :P

[Liminosse]

Hi, my names liminosse, and im a bleachaholic :D

[Unholy]

LOLz0r!!!!!

[Kratos]

Hi, my names liminosse, and im a bleachaholic :D

I'm sure there's an intro thread for that. But nice to meet you anyways

[EIN]

44. You take on adults three times your size and expect to win

No seriously, they never could take me.

[yami-chan]

well.i'm addicted :P
i kind of talk all the time about it..even though others don't know about it O_o(<--kind of disturbing :P)

[Kratos]

well.i'm addicted :P
i kind of talk all the time about it..even though others don't know about it O_o(<--kind of disturbing :P)

I know the feeling. Very few of my friends know anything about the series, aside from what I've told them (which isn't much, as they tend to zone out after a while)

[Mizura_Enoki]

7. You make a giant sword of cardboard, and attack your friends saying that they are opposing Shinigami.

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hahaha... i should do that... ^_^

[Darkblood]

52. You steal the big breasted girl in your classes hair clips and try and get them to attack you enimies.
53. You where sandals and steal you grandpas cane, and talk to your black cat.
54. You try to train you friends buy pushing them down a cliff, and you expect them to return hours later in a shinigami suit, or that you'll have to use your cane.
55. Whenever you get in a fight you shout out "THIS IS MY BAN KAI" and then throw lightbulbs at them, as you think there your 'Spiritual Energy'
56. You make doors out of Cardboard boxes and try and get to Soul Souciety.
57. When someone comes at you with a knife you pull a $50,000 katana out of your backpack and expect them to retaliate by using there Initial Realse.
58. You constantly ask your teacher when do we start learning the Demon arts.
59. Your best friend is a tall mexican guy with shoulder length hair.
60. You kill your mother and when asked, you say a Hollow did it.

[Nofear]

61 When you dirty yourself up and lay on the floor expecting to be picked up by some big breasted girl

62 When you wake up to find yourself in girl clothing and some flower permently stuck to your ear

63 When you catch yourself saying 'Spirts are always with you' and 'bohahahaha'

64 When you start talking to your kitchen knife expecting it to transform to some monstrous living sword

65 When you hear a cell phone ring and you ask to yourself 'Hollows...right now?'

66 When you find yourself abusing your plushies (i.e hitting them against your window very hard, etc etc)

67 When you lay on the floor expecting some random to step on your face so you can look up her skirt and say 'Nice Angle'

68 When you can sing the majority of any of the op or ed themes at a moment's notice without the song playing

that's all folks
(really should try #67)

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

Hey, here r summore u can tink of being a BLEACH fan: (no offence!)

a) You create excessive fanfics abt BLEACH on fanfiction.net n each fanfic has 2 be a fluff wif sum pairings inside

b) You join Yahoo! / MSN groups related to bleach, especially if there is doujinshi (decent/indecent genres) involved in it.

c) If you're an Ichigo fan, you pretend to act cool all the time while attempting to keep your eyebrows knitted. (Sorry...was this mentioned b4? =P)

d) You disregard the term 'afterlife' or 'heaven', and keep saying 'soul society' instead.

e) You wait every night eagerly for a possible shinigami to enter your room, and do some unorthodox way to steal the powers hoping your sword is as big as you. (Was this mentioned before?)

Hehehe....thks for hearing me out. How was it?? =P (No offence, nofear, for writing these lame posts down. =D)

[Pipp-ORK]

Waha! I have one! When you start to lose your male friends after urging them to name their 'swords'. (Hehehehe...Can't get over that one..^___^)

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

OOh.....kinda perverted too. (Lol, Bleach is not ecchi anime anyway!! =/) Let me say some more:

1) You only hear songs that are of the same genre as the Bleach anime or songs with a tune that reminds you of the anime.

2) You try to sense ghosts, and try all crazy methods to check the extent of your spirit power, or even try to increase it. (Abit lame...but I think some fans may be crazy enough to do that.)

3) You created nothing but Bleach doujinshi practically everytime, even in lessons.

How's these?? Nice, or just horrid?? =P

[Urban]

When you put on crazy looking clothes and try to gather a team of hollow busters.

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

Nice one there~!

Isn't the original poster gonna' add more of these addiction signs?? =(

[Himeno]

Hahaha... I think about Toushiro Hitsugaya [my fav!] whole day and once even tried to spike my hair up like his [although im a girl my hair is pretty short, like Tatsuki-chan haha] and draw Bleach fanart anywhere anytime I can even in class... haha.. and I'm going to make a t-shirt that has something related to Bleach too... [still designing haha]... and everything I use have some "Bleach" sign on it, like every single one of my school files has one big "BLEACH" in front, my locker is full of Bleach pictures...haha... and i join every Hitsugaya FC i can find... omg im LUNATIC... haha..

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

Hey, you're so creative! Too bad my schoolwork is so stressful I can't do any Bleach fanart or anything like that. [The lecturers catch me too~~~!!! =P]

[Chase-Kun]

>.>.... I liked the post of nameing "swords"... I wonder what my swords name is...<.<...

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

If I had a soul cutter, I'd prefer it to have 'tenshi' inside it just having a powerful celestial being kept inside the sword. ;)

[Himeno]

Hey that's so cool! Having a soul cutter... wah... I really want one like Hitsugaya's!!! The Hyourinmaru, Soar of the Frozen Sky... It's super cool!!!

[Pipp-ORK]

Hitsugaya IS cool! (I like his soul cutter too. ^__^) It would really be awesome to have a soul cutter of your own...If I had to name mine (stop laughing! >_<) I'd probably name it....(drumroll)...PIPP-ORK!! WoOT!! ^__^

[=~brAnDoN-kAorU~=]

Hmmm....what's the significance of its name?? =P

[Himeno]

haha ya...what's the meaning of "Pipp-ork"? By the way, Pipp-ork ur avatar is damn cute!!! =D

[ChiaPet]

Too many of those apply to me....but that's alright. (except for the staying up until three in the morning reading BLEACH, even though I know I have two exams to take the next morning at eight o'clock. yah, that's the bad part)

And isn't KON a Stuffed Lion, not a Bear?

[Himeno]

LOL... I had this Trigo quiz some weeks ago and I didn't know how to solve any of the questions there... so I drew Shiro-chan and his sword all over the paper... haha luckily that quiz wasn't counted. My Trigo teacher even said "your drawing is nice" :)) LOL.

[Pipp-ORK]

Hehehe...Oh, and in reply to your other post, Himeno, Pipp-ORK means....NOTHING! ^__^ I was tired and on a sugar high, so yeah.0_0 That's what happens. (And thanks for the avatar complement! ^__^)

[Kurosaki Rukia]

you forgot number 51.
you know your addicted to bleach when..
51. You are an admin in a bleach forum writing 50 things about how to know when your addicted to bleach. ^^

[Germainee]

yupp im addicted to bleach~!

[sparrowhawk]

when you name your first born zangetsu

[JamesThePhox]

You finally get your hands on a real sword and then you look quizzically at the owner with the first question: "What's it's name?"

[sparrowhawk]

BB King would name his zanpakuto Lucille

and I would name ask my saxophone what it's name was and try to figure out
if it had a shikai

[~Anime4Life~]

when you start thinking about doing whats posted here

[Legend_S]

I got one, you know your addicted to Bleach when you see admins and mods in forums as Captains and Vice Captains. I see like an admin and say he/shes a captain, and mods as vice captains, its really cool, I make up swords for them and everything... yeah I got that much time on my hands :P. lol

[Rexanni Kyle]

When your downloads kill the Cable box for the Neighborhood.

[SmallKid57]

wait wait wait wait wait... u mean ur telling me ur NOT supposed to try and summon spiritual energy or learn the name of a kitchen knife? DARNIT all those days of hardcore training wasted... lol :p:

sigh... im a bleachaholic.....i just cant live without bleachahol :eek13:

[Sunfire249]

Ahaha, you definitly know when you pretend to be an actual character from bleach, try to summon shikai or bankai and try to fly roof tops thinking you'll fly ^_^

[SmallKid57]

YES I'VE DONE IT HAHAHAHAHAHA~! I'VE FOUND THE NAME OF MY KITCHEN KNIFE IT TOLD ME IT TOLD ME!!!!

ok i'll calm down. but today when i was cutting an opposing shinigami...(an apple) with it, it told me his name. it is...MADE IN CHINA. i have proof too, it even says it rite on there. i am currently training on shikai :LOL:

[feelohp]

You know you're addicted to Bleach when you go down to the local Woolies/supermarket and you see an Aisle titled " Bleach" and then you run as fast as you can pushing your trolley to load up the dvds and cds of Bleach but when you turn into the aisle all you see are Hair colouring products and accessories and nice shiny hair wax.

[ZenthForbias]

You know you're addicted to Bleach when You have almost 13 gigs of it on your computer, and when ITS gets on you for taking up all the bandwidth and threatens to take away your internet access if you keep using Torrents so you've been forced to find a way to direct download it, but Bleach Portal is awesome so you use that site to feed your Bleach hunger.....Hail the KON! :doindadom

[General Cox]

when the people in your neighbourhood know you as the bleach guru and any questions about bleach come to you :s

[Miriya]

when the people in your neighbourhood know you as the bleach guru and any questions about bleach come to you :s
Sad, but true. -_-

...when you start wondering that when you die, could you become a shinigami? lol

[Anil]

bleach guru...? That's extreme...

When you hang around in the bleach campout thread as if it were a bomb shelter that keeps you from the impending doom known as boredom...

[ZenthForbias]

I don't know if this one's been said.

When you actually find ways that make you addicted to Bleach

[Qc0Jh1axT]

I think number 1 is the funniest

[Jasper]

You have a Bleach wallpaper on your desktop and You study and become top of the class so your cool like Ishida... These are probably the only two things that apply to me the most... The others a bit far off... addicted but not insane!

[_Ink]

you know you are addicted to Bleach when being gay, you would fall in love with the female characters instantly and denounce your partner from your personal gay relationship after watching Bleach.

[NeikanShinigami]

I have a few, most of which I have actually done/still do. >_>

~*~*

1)...you spend hours on end vectoring every scan of every Bleach character.

2)...you start making wallpapers of every character in the series.

3)...you start saying Bleach-related terms in your sleep.

4)...you become interested in learning fencing because you think you might learn how to wield a zanpakutou.

5)...you train yourself to draw like Rukia, even though her art skills are supposed to be terrible.

6)...you register/visit (on a regular basis) every Bleach fan site on the internet.

7)...you read every post in this thread.

8)...you check your cellphone every five seconds to find out if there's a Hollow in the area.

9)...you start pushing up your glasses the way Ishida does.

10)...you create screen names related to Bleach characters/terms.

11)...you start yearning for a Bleach character plushie (Hitsugaya...*sigh*)

12)...you spend countless hours reading every little piece of Bleach information that is available on the internet.

13)...you start stuffing marbles into your stuffed animals' mouths in the hopes that one of the marbles is a mod soul.

14)...you shred pieces of paper into tiny scraps and try controlling them with your "reiatsu", thinking you can create Senbonzakura's counterpart.

15)...you start swishing around a sharp metal object waiting for a large dragon made of ice to come out.

~*~*

That's all I've got for now, but I might have some more later. ^_~

[Daeruke]

ok i got 1.

U just have to say BANKAI every other second

[Hollow_Man_ct]

you paint knifes in your house with black colours and slice cherry blossoms while trying to run faster than light.

[Undying]

You do this every day and convinced you're Keigo:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c39/SankonGanSou/get_backers13.gif

[Endess Wings]

Oh may i have done most of that stuff too!
LOL!

[Mercurius]

you know you're addicted to bleach when you wonder wwhy it's so quiet in your closet this morning

[_Ink]

you try collecting every Bleach Hentai Doujin out there

[Undying]

you try collecting every Bleach Hentai Doujin out there
Dat means you're addicted to hentai, not Bleach.

[_Ink]

no, I am addicted to Orihime's Hentai, hence it is Bleach related lol.

[Azalea]

you know when your addicted to bleach when you act like a bleach character infront of your mirror :p

[Mercurius]

you know your addicted to bleach when you start doin things like this

[Winter-war]

you know your addicted to bleach when almost everyone u see resembles a character from bleach

[Savage Dragon]

i tried to start a thread like this in the randomness, but wtv this is fun to

You know your addicted to Bleach When... you name your cat youruichi

[orochimaru7810]

You know your addicted to Bleach when ur walking through school and u tap on a kids shoulder and ask him if his name is ichigo becuz he looks like him (which i did today i felt so stupid after though)

[Sora]

Jeje... According to the list I'm not addicted to bleach... Nice list... good to read... :)

[Night Prowler]

You know when your addicited to Bleach when you post in one of these Unoriginal threads that have been used more than... *thinks of something* ... than Vasaline in a Vetinary.

[adorkable]

...you do the luck-luck dance.

You know you're addicted to Bleach when you post in this thread.

[MatsumotoRangiku]

When you start staying up all day night just watching Bleach and then go and embarass yourself by calling your friend Rukia when thats not their real name.

[Azalea]

when you watch the episodes again and again until you memorize every word they're saying :D

[MoonCannon]

Ep.59/Ch.166

You get beaten up by someone really badly, and then you put on http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3025/animebleachhollowmask70ci.gif, change your voice, get all cockey and fight-lusted and kill whoever was beating you up.

[Daifuku]

when u really <3 it rofl
not really
u know it that u are ... addicted to it...
when u are talking to ur friend bout bleach.... like 24/7

[Kenken]

You know when your addicted to bleach when you get a letter send home from school saying that you fail all your exams because the only thing you write about was Bleach.

[Ronin36]

when you realize that the rest of your life doesn't matter because we're all going to soul society to be kickass soul reapers and that's all we have to look forward to.

[Aiya]

Ah well, if according to the list, i'm not addicted

[adorkable]

You believe that you will go to Soul Society or become a hollow when you die.

[Mercurius]

your know your addicted to bleach when you start practicin DemonArts.....

[Mercurius]

your know your addicted to bleach when you start practicin DemonArts.....

[Nemesis0521]

You know your addicted when you start a motercycle gang and everyone has to dye their hair orange.

[Thing]

You know you're addicted to Bleach, when you're posting here, you revive this thread, and double post like Merc did...

[Shinigami_Josh]

we only revied it cuz the otehr one was closed by pipp

your adicted when you read the manga yet still bother to watch the fillers

[unwaken]

you're addicted when u talk about hitsu and urahara as tho they're ur good friends :p

[blueice760]

i'm addicted one way or another!

[Winter-war]

u know your addicted when u start to quote one of your favorite characters...in japanese

[Neve]

When you know all the words to all the opening themes...in Japanese...without the music or the subtitles. The thing is...I do =D.

[Azalea]

LOL
Or when you download all thier songs, practice them with some intsruments and put up a band where you guys wear shinigami outfits :D

[Savage Dragon]

you know your addicted to bleach when you write a report about it for school

and you know your addicted to bleach when you purchase the dvd of the bleach rock musical

[InsaneShiyn]

i yell out BanKai way too much, I'm almost a geek...but people still love me because they dont know what Bleach is.

i also yell bankai at my girlfriend sometimes, and she likes it- its a turn on

*HINT*

[Shinigami_Josh]

rofl oh god now thats adiction

[adorkable]

i yell out BanKai way too much, I'm almost a geek...but people still love me because they dont know what Bleach is.
i also yell bankai at my girlfriend sometimes, and she likes it- its a turn on
*HINT*
lmao

Me and my friends were talking about a way to get to school... By car, taxi, bus, train, motorbike, walk, fly... And I yelled out Shunpo!

I know I'm addicted.

[choujiwong]

When you sew a chibi ichigo on your underwear... ...

[Mercurius]

when you buy a sword and start meditating cause you wanna reach Shikai

[choujiwong]

When you claim your momma's kitchen knife as Ichigo's zanpakutou in front of your friends...

[eiChi]

n uses 'bankai' as the metaphor of ur mum scoldings

[choujiwong]

Owns a shop and named it Urahara Shoten...

[eiChi]

buys a magazine just becos u see a pic of BLEACH in it

[choujiwong]

Go for breast-enhancement programme just for the sake of getting matsumoto's boobies

[eiChi]

yea, u go ahead and do that.

when ur pc wallpaper is BLEACH, so as ur winamp's skin, MSN background, n ur mousepad

[choujiwong]

yea, u go ahead and do that.

when ur pc wallpaper is BLEACH, so as ur winamp's skin, MSN background, n ur mousepad

Maybe, someday:face82: Anyway, here's some:

When you shout Hadou 31, Shakahou and start throwing stuff at your friends...

[Hotaru]

Pratice Zanjutsu with Kendo stick and shout out your own Zapkutou name and pretend it has tranform... then spends abt 2 hours thinking and practicing what you can do with your shikai... oh god, am sad...

[eiChi]

collecting pink flower petals n throw them up in the air n imagine they are ur senbon zakura

[Icchy <3]

When you say that your doll is a Mod soul and talk to it.

[eiChi]

i do that lotsa time *winks*

[choujiwong]

mentally-disturbed...hmm..I'll pray for you. Don't worry..just jk

back to topic..

When you insist your friends to call you a taichou instead of your name...

[Hotaru]

You guys are WAY out there.. am no where near that bad..

Altho i did say "we have got to shunpo back now" when we had to get back from the oub fairly quickly...
or saying "Senkei - Senbonsakura Kageyoshi" randomly in a ohysics lesson...
or gesturing and saying "watcher's seat 90. black coffin" in my chemistry lesson..
or drawing different Zanpakutou guards onb my exam script when i finished early... i hope i dont get makrs deducted for that!!!

[eiChi]

well, i owez do that during exam :p drawing BLEACH stuff!

[choujiwong]

well...guess what..my friend got deducted 5 marks for drawing a Kon in his English paper...lol!!

Back to topic...

When you push your friend aside and tell him/her there's a hollow...

[Hotaru]

well...guess what..my friend got deducted 5 marks for drawing a Kon in his English paper...lol!!

Back to topic...

When you push your friend aside and tell him/her there's a hollow...
i ll never do that!!!

You guys are crazy... altho i, at one time, though of carrying a katana on my back the whole time... then i thought i might get lock up for it, in a mental's ward tho...

[choujiwong]

wee~~~

When you self-claim yourself as Aizen and go around the neighbourhood to search for any black cats and beat em up...[that's cruel...]

[wr80]

You scream "Bankai!" when you have a orgasim =P

[Nitro]

When you hit your head on a wall at work trying to practice Ichimaru's creepy smile in attempt to keep customers from asking you for help finding something.

[Azalea]

You scream "Bankai!" when you have a orgasim =P

roflmao

enlarge your boobs and act like orihime :D

[adorkable]

You scream "Bankai!" when you have a orgasim =P
Omg that is classic. I'm laughing so damn hard.

[Sanzora]

Oops... guilty as charged! Lol

[choujiwong]

when you use your middle finger to poke your friends by yelling suzumebachi...

[Mercurius]

when you look for the biggest kitchenknife and start yellin MY NAME IS ZANGETSU....

[+KuSaKaBe+]

You wish you'd get into fights with your dad.
You accidently call your girlfriend Inoue, or Orihime.
You stuff candy into your stuffed lion thinking it'll be like Kon.
You wish Rukia lived in your closet.
Your username is Mr.Kurosaki.

[choujiwong]

When you kick your own son each time you see him... ...

[Winter-war]

when u use your black and white bathrob to dress up and pretend ur death god captain

[Kenken]

when you start calling your friends orihime, chad, ishida, and when you change your last name to kurosaki.

[Hotaru]

when u use your black and white bathrob to dress up and pretend ur death god captain
now now, if youwant to cosplay, you would have to do better than that!!! get out a Kendo stick and start to practise Zanpakky manuvouer!!!

[Sanzora]

You have Asterisk Orange Range asyour ring tone.
You call your cat Raku
You wear Bleach T-shirts
You painted the Bleach T-shirts you wear

[koichi]

You have a mile deep hole underneath your house that you use for a training groud. o.o

You look over your shoulder every five minutes to make sure you're not being followed by any hollows.

You start going "Bohahahahaha" everytime you watch a show/movie about ghosts.

Every time you have a dream that you're in Bleach, you go back to sleep instead of going to work/school. XD LOL

You tie your teddy bear up to make sure he doesn't do anything while you're gone.

You practice trying to get your soul out of your body so you can walk around and kill stuff.

[choujiwong]

When you catch a fresh stingray from the sea and claim it as your shikai, minazuki

[adorkable]

Instead of "hahahaha", you say "bwahahaha (bohahahah)".

I know that's me. It's hilarious to see my friends' faces (I even cross my arms sometimes).

[choujiwong]

when you try on Ururu's hairstyle and go to school to show your friends your hairstlye...cool, don't ya think?

[Lolable]

lol wat about
when u actually visit ufail.org >.>

[Mercurius]

....when You kill your Mom cause U think she will probably get a better life in soul society....

[Evanesque]

5. You name your teddy bear Kon
6. You think your teddy bear is Kon

LOL!...*blushes*

[Mercurius]

when you open PWNing threads like this....

[Sanzora]

You practice trying to get your soul out of your body so you can walk around and kill stuff.
I actually know people that do that... :sad:

[SoundWave]

Walking around with a broom and imagine that you're killing hollows wtih it...

[miso_ramen]

You're addicted to Bleach when...
You start debating which one will end up with Ichigo: Rukia or Orihime
^_^

[choujiwong]

You're addicted to Bleach when...
You start debating which one will end up with Ichigo: Rukia or Orihime
^_^

Well, that happens to everyone and I choose Rukia X Ichigo...they are destined to be together:biggrinlo

Back to topic,

When you wear a shinigami captain robe for your dinner with your girlfriend...and tell your Gf that this is the latest trend among bleach fans...:doindadom

[adorkable]

Well, that happens to everyone and I choose Rukia X Ichigo...they are destined to be together:biggrinlo

Die. xD

When you threaten a bully with your bankai.

[Undying]

When you print Bleach manga pages (black and white), then try to color them during classess.

[shadow_of_89]

When u try to make your comunist math teacher understand that the big sharp thing stapped in her back is the shikai form of your zanpakutouh

[Winter-war]

when u consider episodes 1-63, the only episodes of the bleach anime series so far

[shadow_of_89]

neeeah.....u don't have to be an addict to see that the fillers are crap

[Winter-war]

yeah i guess that is true

[shadow_of_89]

You know u are an addict when u continue watching the fillers although u know they are idiotic

[Sanzora]

You know u are an addict when u continue watching the fillers although u know they are idiotic
Lol, which we all do with that glimmer of hope that they might just end!

You know you're addicted when you suffer withdrawl from not having something to do with bleach for at least 1hr a day

[adorkable]

You ask your teacher when you will start learning kido.

[SoulReaperSR]

You put any bleach character as your avatar or Signature.
You come to this forum everyday to chat about Bleach.
You post in this thread because you are really addicted to Bleach.

[choujiwong]

When you rewatch and re-read every single part of the bleach manga and the anime...

wow...I guess that'll take forever...

[shadow_of_89]

When u watch bleach instead of making out with u're girlfriend

[Mercurius]

You post in this thread because you are really addicted to Bleach.

No, that is not right U post in this thread because it is FU...I mean to inform other people know wheN THEY know the're addicted to bleach....^^

when you see a Musquito and start runnin cause U dun wanna lose ya Soul :doindadom

[adorkable]

when you see a Musquito and start runnin cause U dun wanna lose ya Soul :doindadom
lmao, Nice. :winking56

You cut up your own petals (cherry blossoms) and make a friend throw it around everytime you enter somewhere.

[Tetsujin]

when you have wet dreams about yuzu and karin

[Winter-war]

may i ask how old r u?

[Tetsujin]

15...my friend seriously has dreams about them though

[Azalea]

yuzu and karin? thats sick :eek13:

oh, and you know when you're addicted to bleach when you start looking around for ghosts and hope to find a hollow :p

[Tetsujin]

When You hit youself in the head with a leather glove hoping to get into shinigami form.

[Sacred-kun]

when you memorize every single second/frame/line of every episode and can impersonate every voice perfectly.

[shadow_of_89]

When u think that your cat is yoruichi and challange her to show her true identity

[mthegreatone]

hahah.... nah course i didnt ruin it... ! Still had Bleach Running through my head like crazy!
ANd TRue, imagine if u did call your GF or someone Rukia! hahaha! OH weos.. they'll maybe understand wen you've told them your in love with some chick in a manga and anime... wat are they gonna do... :D:D

or worse, you accidentally call your GF Inoue

[shadow_of_89]

yeah but what if u call u're BF yoruichi?

[nesrivaki]

When You start going Japan and try to watch TV Tokyo at 7:30 in your
dreams.
Unfortunately,there was no tv tokyo on tv,so it ended pretty disappointing

[Azalea]

when you start collecting replica's all of the bleach character's zanpaktou :D

[AltoK]

When you start posting in the "You know your addicted to Bleach When...". Don't ask me why.

[adorkable]

You draw Renji tattoos on your body with a marker, take a shower, and the next day do it again...

You waste countless amounts of hair gel and bleach to get that "Hitsugaya look".

[Azalea]

when you dye your hair differently each day as to look like the character.

[adorkable]

You make Orihime's recipes everyday.

Edit:

I read this on another site. Thought it was funny.

When you're assign to wash the school toilet, you yell, "Yea! I'm in the 4th division!"

[Winter-war]

when you've memorized every zanpaktu's name for each wielder

[Tetsujin]

When you wear your shinigami uniform underneath your school clothes in th event that a Hollow could appear.

[shadow_of_89]

When u take off ure clothes thinking u are yoruichi(girls only:))

[Tetsujin]

When you dress up like Don Kanoji and recruit some of the neighborhood kids to help you fight Hollows...

[shadow_of_89]

When u start screaming ban kai in the middle of the math test

[mthegreatone]

When u start screaming ban kai in the middle of the math test

it's pretty awesome.....i was taking a differential equations test at school. i didn't understand how to do a single problem until i yelled out "BAN KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!". all of a sudden the right answers magically appeared on my exam.

[shadow_of_89]

And the other said.....Omg....We thought u're bankai would be bigger:))

[Tetsujin]

When you start calling your dad Isshin because he has a beard

[shadow_of_89]

When u start singing the main theme while a hollow gets down to earth and starts dancing....

[Mercurius]

WHen U open threads how to get hitsugay's hair...

[shadow_of_89]

when u actually try to copy hitsugayas hair

[Mercurius]

when U try to Copy ANYBODY'S HAIR OUT OF BLEACH ^^....

[shadow_of_89]

yeah but yoruichis hair is actually common and cool...so neah...
When u watch bleach 83 and are still crazy wnough to do it again...That's me:D

[adorkable]

You take a sword and turn it in the air trying to unlock the gate to Soul Society.

[Tetsujin]

Where spend countless hours talking to your sword in order to learn it's name and unlock shikai.

[adorkable]

For your art project you make a hollow mask and wear it around school, jumping onto people and trying to eat them.

I might be doing that. We made a mask out of modrock thing on someone's face. Mine just might be a hollow's... heh.

[Injektilo]

When you join a scanlation group. :p:

[adorkable]

You freak out when the lights are turned off and scream "AHH WHERE ARE YOU TOUSEN!!!"

[nyuu_chan]

When u watch bleach 83 and are still crazy wnough to do it again...That's me:D
that's me too!
when you spend many afternoons on the train home discussing bleach with another fanatic (and everyone else stares at you like you're mad! and wonders wtf bleach is)

[adorkable]

When you're on the toilet, and scream "Bankai!" when you're impatient.

[shadow_of_89]

When u search u're friends while hide and seek and u try to concentrate to grab their spirit threads

[Mercurius]

You freak out when the lights are turned off and scream "AHH WHERE ARE YOU TOUSEN!!!"

Oh, that one's good :doindadom...

when you start wearing a black with red glove and think U have become übermacho....

[shadow_of_89]

When u take a bow and start shooting in mid air because u see some hollows that are going to kill everyone.....uups i didn't meant to kill u're cat:D

[Mercurius]

when U start wearin a littlehairpin..cause Someday...it might geveal it's true power...

[Winter-war]

when u start walking around in a black robe and a katana

[shadow_of_89]

When u wear a black robe and start waving u're katana invoking shikai.....

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

When you see Larry, Curly and Moe(three stooges) as Gin, Tousen, and Aizen.(its also very funny).

And

When you graffeti BLEACH FILLERS SUK on the side of a house, your own house.

And

When your grandpa dies you think its just an illusion so you go and kill goerge bush.(this one takes some time to figure out. You must be witty. But I am confident u can suceed)

[shadow_of_89]

Bush=Aizen....both seek power and death

[AltoK]

When you see Larry, Curly and Moe(three stooges) as Gin, Tousen, and Aizen.(its also very funny).


Or when you see Kefka as Mayuri ? :D

[shadow_of_89]

When u start reading the manga while u make out with u're girlfriend

[Sneaky Sneaky]

when you start bragging about your soul slayer's release form and 'laying claim' to the ultimate bankai on a radio talkshow.

[Tetsujin]

When you attack some random kid on halloween because he's a hollow.

[SmallKid57]

you know when you're watching too much bleach when...

you're afraid to swallow pills because you're scared your body will be possessed by a mod soul.

you talk to your stuffed animals and threaten to beat them up if they dont be quiet

you know that the president/ king/ dictator of your country is really aizen searching for power.

[koichi]

You dye your hair a weird/unatural color.

You call your g/f Rukia or your b/f Ichigo

You intently try to convince your friends that they all have powers from hangin' around you cause you're just that awesome. LMFAO.

Everytime you see Dracula you shake your head in a disapproving gesture.

You attack your friends with "dolls" lol.

You carry around a sword and claim it's your soul slayer.

You start forcing yourself to eat strange foods until you convince yourself that what you're eating actually tastes good.

You go around saying Maidori all the freakin' time even though you don't exactly know what it means because you're too lazy to look it up. LOL. I'm so guilty.

Everytime you spar you charge in at the opponent blindly.

You draw Bleach manga to help cope with the time between each episode/manga

You own all the merchandise.

You duck everytime you see hairpins.

You have a wall climbing kit ready for when you die. LMFAO.

[shadow_of_89]

When u post countless addictions:D

[Winter-war]

when watch bleach over and over again

[shadow_of_89]

When u watch and cry with karyia in ep 83....ooo no...4 that u must be sick....

[Tetsujin]

When you buy silver silly putty, mold it into a doll, and carry it around because you're a Bounto.

[AltoK]

When you buy the famous Don Kanon'ji Soul Stick which jewel glitters and shines (for the exceptionnal price of $19.99) and start swinging it around.

<- Stop swinging that thing, it's dangerous !!!

[adorkable]

You put a bucket on your head and call yourself Komamura.

[shadow_of_89]

When u start making bigblack baloons and call them u're ban kai

[adorkable]

You think and see that your belly button is a hole, and assume that you are a hollow.

[shadow_of_89]

when u see u're belly button and think u are an arrancar

[adorkable]

You put a glove on and never take it off because you are scared that you'll lose your 'powers'.

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

You tie a stuffed lion to you with rope and turn around evry five seconds and yell "STOP FOLLOWING ME"

[adorkable]

Haha^^

...Start talking to a parakeet...

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

You go outside and find as many cats as you can.....you take um back tou your apartment lean back and say "Alright ladies whenever your ready"

[adorkable]

You go outside and find as many cats as you can.....you take um back tou your apartment lean back and say "Alright ladies whenever your ready"
Ahaha, that's hilarious. xD

You put a glove on and never take it off because you are scared that you'll lose your 'powers'.
Believing that you had those powers in the first place.

[shadow_of_89]

when u try to achieve aizen hypnosis skill just before the math test

[h0f5]

When you get all crazy over the fillers and refuse to stop watching it 8 times a day.

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

When you ask youre father to jump on you every morning screaming "GOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING ICHIGOOOOOOOO"

[shadow_of_89]

When u watch the bleach fillers 5 times a day athough they suck

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

When everyone tries to call you by your name you just keep telling um "NO ITS SADO"

[adorkable]

Point somewhere and yell "LOok" to your friends. While they look you quickly run behind them and tell them that you travelled by shunpo.

[choking]

you say BANKAI all of a sudden!

[shadow_of_89]

When u go in the principles office and u scream that if he doesn't leave u alone u will use ban kai on his @$$

[Katen Kyoukotsu]

You carry around a sword just so you can give it to people to let them have free hits before they fight u.

[shadow_of_89]

When u start fighting with air in the middle of the class with u're classmates watching the ordeal

[steve2121]

When you say "HOWL ZABIMARU!!" like that wahehe

[shadow_of_89]

When u call u're math teacher a hollow and u run after him to kill it:D

[adorkable]

When you paint a black circle on your chest and try to suck the soul out of your most hated teacher.

[h0f5]

When you lose something important to you and you dig out episode 60 and try to do isane's spell again :/

[ichi-ichi-tactic]

When you start titling your friends after Bleach charcters...(So far i've name a orihime, a renji, a keigo and a hanatarou :P)

[Mercurius]

When u call u're math teacher a hollow and u run after him to kill it:D
why... U mean they aren't then??? O____O ....




when U Start wathing The Sky...waiting for the Menos to come and get YA...:doindadom