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Ichigona
10-17-2005, 12:23 PM
Okay this is a simple game thing, all you do is say a 'What If' statement (it ca be as wacky as you want)
e.g.
What if there was a wasp sitting in the toilet, and then when you sat down to do the toilet it jumped up and stung your butt!
lol get me?
geyut
10-17-2005, 01:51 PM
I would cry and get revenge by eating it. (maybe not..)
What if you were asked this stupid question?
crazy_shinigami v3
10-17-2005, 01:52 PM
i will kill anyone who ask it mercilessly^^
wat happen if u got cut by a chainsaw at ur neck?
Makaze
10-17-2005, 01:52 PM
I would retaliate with a witty remark
What would that remark be?
raven_1987
10-17-2005, 04:21 PM
thats not a what if question! :p:
what if you were on the top of a crane the highest it could go and it got stuck?
Ichigona
10-17-2005, 08:17 PM
I would bunge jump from it....minus the bunge? Oh that aint good....
What if you got caught in chicken wire and you couldn't get out and masses of chickens were like pecking you?
Lunar
10-17-2005, 08:45 PM
i'll do nothing....
what if someone threatings u with a ichigos sword
Captain BenZ
10-17-2005, 08:50 PM
I would threaten him/her that I would snatch the sword out of their hands before they ever had a chance at swinging it then threaten them with the very sword they tried to use against me.
What if you were thrown in a pool of chocolate milk with a bunch of hot girls in it? (Hot guys for the ladies.)
kurue
10-17-2005, 09:04 PM
chocolate milk ... yummie! ... but with so many bodies in it ?! no thank u .... nd as for d hot guys ... dont think its d same for guys (with hot girls ) as for girls ( with hot guys) !^^ ... nd what is d chocolate milk ther for ??? !
what if u lost ur fav / lucky object ?
Ichigona
10-17-2005, 09:07 PM
I would search everywhere then find something else ^^
What if you were out with your mum and you saw the girl/boy of your dreams and your mum do that thing with the hankie (you know kicking it and then rubbing your face) and they saw you?
konakona
10-17-2005, 10:49 PM
my mom dosnt have a hankie ^^
what if the earth suddenly had no air, no gravity and no atmosphere, what would you do?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 10:52 PM
Make some cool moves and turn day in to light
What if I was your mother?
konakona
10-17-2005, 10:58 PM
I'd commit suicide, lol
What if i was yo daddy?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 11:03 PM
I would have you go to jail 4 pedofili (um dunno in english)
What if all your friends where zombies and you had bunny ears and they wanted to go on a disco with you?
gilgamesh
10-17-2005, 11:03 PM
i'd have one messed up family
what if you had a million bucks?
what would you do?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 11:05 PM
I'll by some beer and then not give em to anyone and not drink it myself and then throw em in the river
What if all your friends where zombies and you had bunny ears and they wanted to go on a disco with you?
konakona
10-17-2005, 11:10 PM
Id have a rave/zombie killing spree!!! sounds fun...
What if you could kill anyone... who would it be?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 11:11 PM
the elders
What if god was one of us?
konakona
10-17-2005, 11:15 PM
... thats from that show... *tries to remember*
What if the devil was one of us?
Versaythe
10-17-2005, 11:18 PM
then I'd make him my friend
what if the world was upside down?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 11:19 PM
I would kill him (btw it's a song by some Osbourne girl)
what if I would go to sleep now
konakona
10-17-2005, 11:30 PM
Then you'd dream all the wierd dreams you dream...
What if dreams were actully visions into alternate dimensions??
Urahara-sama
10-17-2005, 11:32 PM
That be kick ass (my dreams rock)
What if you could change the past?
konakona
10-17-2005, 11:42 PM
Then I would!!
What if you coud visit the future?
Urahara-sama
10-17-2005, 11:52 PM
Then I would see the answers to all my tests
What if you could read minds?
cetamora
10-17-2005, 11:54 PM
I wouldn't tell anybody
What if CS didn't existed?
konakona
10-17-2005, 11:55 PM
Then you'd be pretty bored...
What if you were cut in half with cheese wire?
ChansteR
10-18-2005, 12:43 AM
then I would be dead.....
What if the internet was never invented?
Urahara-sama
10-18-2005, 12:47 AM
I'd be yelling really loud to all you out of country people.
What if you had to stay quiet for a year?
konakona
10-18-2005, 12:53 AM
Id go insane...
What if anime was never invented? *.:Gasp:.*
ChansteR
10-18-2005, 12:54 AM
or manga, then CB wukdnt be here :(
What if tv was still in black and white?
MissShizuka
10-18-2005, 12:54 AM
Then I'd be dead.
What if all guys were turned into girls/girls were turned into guys for guys?
konakona
10-18-2005, 12:57 AM
meh... nothing would really change...
What if a cat ate your eye balls?
MissShizuka
10-18-2005, 12:58 AM
I'd be blind.. What iu died right now and you went to Soul Society?
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 01:07 AM
I'd be the happiest girl..that died
what if you can't count to 10?
ChansteR
10-18-2005, 01:15 AM
Eh it wouldnt matter much
What if the sun/other planets revolved around the sun?
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 01:30 AM
the sun can revolve around itself? OMG all life would disappear!
What if you started bleeding orange juice?
konakona
10-18-2005, 01:32 AM
Then id save a bunch on OJ!
What if bunnies were really evil space monsters under cover!?!?
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 01:34 AM
so THAT'S why me two little bunnies disappeared in the middle of the night nowhere to be found and left a glowing green present....
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
what if it rained upside down?
Urahara-sama
10-18-2005, 01:35 AM
We'd have yearly rain rise
What if you could turn into a bunny?
konakona
10-18-2005, 01:38 AM
then id be an undercover bunny, trying to find out tthe evil space bunny's evil plan!!
what if the sun didnt rise
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 01:38 AM
then we'd all be vampires!
what if we couldn't ask anymore stupid random questions?
Urahara-sama
10-18-2005, 01:39 AM
I'd have to do my homework(NO)
What if you could go to school for others?
konakona
10-18-2005, 02:21 AM
pffff, yeah right...
Do you Ph34r the evil space bunnies?
Urahara-sama
10-18-2005, 02:22 AM
Nah, gotta pet 'em
What if Kon was real?
konakona
10-18-2005, 02:29 AM
We'd be good buddies ^^
What if Hollows were real? *gasp*
Urahara-sama
10-18-2005, 02:31 AM
They are, they are(that would mean shinigami were real)
What if shinigami were real?
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 03:09 AM
then I'd be one *gasp*
what if YOU weren't real?
ChansteR
10-18-2005, 03:32 AM
Umm, then Id be dead??? O.o
What if you were Shinigami?
Versaythe
10-18-2005, 03:37 AM
I can kill anyone I hate...hehe *evil thoughts*
What if you could kill anyone you want? Who?
strydr
10-18-2005, 05:30 AM
i would run away, then tell my mom that she is an embarrasment to me... my mom would freak.
What if your father was devilJin and you found out you are half Demon???
crazy_shinigami v2
10-18-2005, 01:58 PM
i try to use my demon ability to do some good n bad things
wat if ur a godzilla?
cetamora
10-18-2005, 02:02 PM
I would jump of joy and then everybody would die. Mohhaha
What if you had one day left to live
kurue
10-18-2005, 07:40 PM
i would enjoy it as much as i could
what if a volcano erupted in ur country in ur city nd u couldnt escape ?
konakona
10-18-2005, 09:34 PM
im near a river, id jump in that ^^... and there are no volcanoes...
What if aliens stole your brain?
Captain BenZ
10-18-2005, 09:38 PM
I wouldn't be able to do anything about it and be retarded for the rest of my life.
What if I gave you $5.00 to do my College HW for 1 month?
konakona
10-18-2005, 09:41 PM
Then Id be dumb...
What if I told you to jump off a cliff?
kurue
10-18-2005, 10:07 PM
id rather push u ^^
what if u stepped on a dogs tail nd it started chasing you?
konakona
10-18-2005, 10:27 PM
Id tell it that you did it ^^
what if cats barked, and dogs meowed?
Versaythe
10-19-2005, 12:15 AM
then be afraid, be very afraid
what if there was no music in the world?
konakona
10-19-2005, 12:32 AM
Games would be boring because of no background music, movies too... and id have nothing to listen to in school exept for the teacher o_O
What would happen if Electricity wasnt invented?
Urahara-sama
10-19-2005, 12:41 AM
We'd be using uranium powered watches
What if you could go into tv shows?
konakona
10-19-2005, 12:45 AM
Then I'd have already saved Rukia (Takes Ichigo soooo long!! She was taken to soul society in episode... 17 and shes still there!)
What if there was only one country?
Urahara-sama
10-19-2005, 12:47 AM
I'd be the emperor bwahahahaha
What if I was idle for a while?
konakona
10-19-2005, 12:50 AM
American Idol!!! *Sings horribly*
What if... your an alien?
Ichigona
10-19-2005, 01:07 PM
If i'm an alein then i eat you up!
What if you are a cookie maniac?
DragonLink
10-19-2005, 01:14 PM
I'd eat..."cookies"?
What if Pee-Wee Herman was in your closet?
konakona
10-20-2005, 01:20 AM
Id beat him out...
What if e didnt =mc2?
mistified
10-20-2005, 01:30 AM
Then people could possibly pass physics...
What if you found the portal to another world in your backyard and discovered it led to candy land?
konakona
10-20-2005, 01:33 AM
Id kill king kandy and rule it all!!
What if you were the president of your very own country?
Versaythe
10-20-2005, 01:39 AM
I'd make it that every citizen of mine MUST love anime
what if you went to oompa loompa land?
konakona
10-20-2005, 02:06 AM
kill all of them... tiny little...
what if you were a rock?
Narutomaru
10-20-2005, 05:54 AM
I would be very hard and very bored *tear*
What if you could become a shinigami?
konakona
10-20-2005, 01:13 PM
that'd be cool...
what if If you won a free trip to the north pole?
DragonLink
10-20-2005, 01:14 PM
Id decline and stay home and play on the computer
What if I Was God?
kurue
10-20-2005, 01:54 PM
i would fear for d world ...... ^^
what if humans had super powers! like each countrys humans had a specific power that d other countrys didnt have??? (ooo o_o ! .....^^ just came up wiht a nice storie ! )
DragonLink
10-20-2005, 02:03 PM
Lol The world would be destroyed considernig the fact we would all use our powers in war and wed all die, except for me of course...IM God
What if people actually werent prejudice and judged you for your personality only?
Ichigona
10-20-2005, 03:38 PM
The world would probably be a better place...but very boring....
What if giant ant-creatures attacked your city?
DragonLink
10-20-2005, 03:47 PM
Id probably stay in my room and play video games.
What If It was proven there WAS no God or any higher being in all religions?
konakona
10-21-2005, 02:42 AM
how do you prove that?
What if water actully caused cancer?!?!
omfgman
10-21-2005, 02:57 AM
then ill genetically modify me and my frends and my family so that they wont get cancer then exposed to water...
wat if an ugaly girl slaped your @$$?
DragonLink
10-21-2005, 03:54 AM
Id walk away and then go home and play video games.
What if I got a raise At Krogers?
Captain BenZ
10-21-2005, 05:31 AM
Then I would congratulate you, even though I don't know what the hell Krogers is...
What if someone offered you a million dollars to get your penis&balls surgically removed? <=== For the guys
To get your boobs surgically removed? <=== For the girls
Ichigona
10-21-2005, 04:36 PM
I'd ask them why the hell i would want that done in the first place lol
What if your cat was eaten by your next-door neighbor's pet komodo dragon?
DragonLink
10-21-2005, 04:44 PM
I'd Laugh.
What if people actually knew what krogers was?
konakona
10-22-2005, 12:53 AM
Then the world would be a horrible place...
What if bleach (The show) was bad for your health, would you still watch it?
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 01:15 AM
Dear Lord yes
What if Bleach was real, (like characters Soul S and hollows etc) Would you like it or would you be frightened?
polished_soul
10-22-2005, 01:31 AM
Scared...i'd like it if i knew any of the freakin hot guys would like meeh, then i would be happy!
sorri i forgot to write:
What if you found out that surffing the internet was a good way to exercise..would you surf more than you do now?
konakona
10-22-2005, 03:07 AM
Probably... But if was exercise then id look like Arnold Schwarzenegger
What if snow was really anthrax falling?
omfgman
10-22-2005, 04:11 AM
id use a snow blower and blow it elsewhere
what if you got owned trying to owning some1?
konakona
10-22-2005, 04:25 AM
Then id wonder how I ended up in a parallel universe
What if kuchiki byakuya smiled? *Gasp*
vittorio301
10-22-2005, 04:33 AM
then Gin would frown?
What if chicken little was really telling the truth?
cetamora
10-22-2005, 04:36 AM
I would kill it
What if brown wasthe colour of the sky
vittorio301
10-22-2005, 04:39 AM
id flush it.
what if every one was rich?
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 03:18 PM
Then the world would be poor
What if there was a big ballon moster out on your lawn?
SminG
10-22-2005, 03:24 PM
I would suck out the helium and start phoning random numbers ^_^
What if you walked into a pole on a crowded street?
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 03:34 PM
I would then continue to walk into people dizzily
What if you had a sheep called Brandeen and then your girlfriend/boyfriend (or parents) wanted to eat it?
SminG
10-22-2005, 03:47 PM
O.o I would set the woolly companion loose into the hills, free willy style, and blame it on the wolves
What if you had a pig that could herd sheep?
Vecma
10-22-2005, 03:54 PM
i would say nooooooooooooooooo!
i hate the movie babe be gone evil PIG!
what if a giant chicken was eating your pie >.<
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 04:34 PM
I would put the chicken in the pie, then eat the pie
What if your feet turne blue?
vittorio301
10-22-2005, 07:29 PM
i would pull them out of the snow
What if bleach ended tomorrow?
I Would Slice My Wrist And Spit The Blood At Kubo Tite....
Not To Metion Die In His Place And Curse Him Forever So That He Shall Not End Bleach!
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 07:34 PM
Yeeeees.....
What if there was a cabbage growing out of your back?
I Harvest It And Sell To My Neighbours (especially That Ugly B*tch Who Lives Next Door)
What If Your Hair Is Growing Everywhere Except Your Head And You Look Like A Bald Head Ape?
konakona
10-22-2005, 07:55 PM
Then id shave myself and make a wig out if the hair...
What if you went deaf?
I Would Buy New Ears....?(is That Possible???)
What If You Know Kung Fu?
konakona
10-22-2005, 08:00 PM
Id go kung fu on yo ass
What if chickens attacked your house?
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 08:05 PM
I would grab a fox and get it to eat them
What if you sat on a tortoise?
I Would Go To India Riding It...(i Will Die Of Boredom In Other Words...)
What If You Are Given A Mission To Terror-bomb The American Embassy?
konakona
10-22-2005, 08:13 PM
Id wonder why im suddenly a terrorist...
What if your friend asked you so stick a fork in his eye?
Do It After I Get Insurance....
WHAT IF I BUY YOU A SILICON BREAST?
konakona
10-22-2005, 08:17 PM
Id say thanks and play baseball with it
What if the world would explode in 2 hours?
I Will Kill My Family And Then Kill Myself Before The Explosion, At Least They Don't Have To See It.....
What If I Choked Paris Hilton And Tied Her To A Tree....?
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 08:28 PM
I would stand there.......
What if a zebra and a giraffe had a baby?
I Will Give You The Baby And Nominate You For The Noble Prize...
Ichigona
10-22-2005, 08:37 PM
I see lol
What if a tree started attacking your mum?
I Will Burn It, Not To Mention Using It To Make My New Chair....
What If I Screamed At You Saying "hukaimusaikuzaipusairusaaresutikipoopoonuzzakrollokihugharara"?
SlayerOfMuffins
10-22-2005, 09:53 PM
I'd scream back saying "ggjdsjpakrrgmnfsopirpeaorkejgoknmaprojreopgma!"
What if the world was round?
kurue
10-22-2005, 10:47 PM
we would keep on living on it ...
what if aliens came nd kidnapped u ?
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 12:14 AM
I would live where they lived and then get them to send me back in Japan ^^
What if you couldn't speak, hear, see or smell?
konakona
10-23-2005, 12:27 AM
Id pray for death
What if cars turned evil?
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 12:30 AM
Then we would all die cause cars are everywhere
What if a Spider Monkey jump on your back and then start picking through your hair?
konakona
10-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Id ram my back into a wall crushing the spider monkey and give it to a hobo
What if Hurricane Wilma destroyed your house?
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 12:36 AM
I would cry and cry and cry
What if someone put glue on the toilet seat and you was stuck to the toilet?
konakona
10-23-2005, 12:39 AM
whoh... I dunno... Umm... 9-1-1??...
What if 9-1-1 never existed!?!
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 02:16 AM
Then a lot of people would die/burn/die
What if Pokemon were real? *shudder*
I Would Catch Them All And Roast Them Alive And Serve On The Dinner Table
What If There Are Mechas In Real Life???
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 02:41 AM
I would be very very scared.
What if Dragons were real?
I Would Rent One Is The Local Rent-a-dragon Shop And Ride It....
What If We Are Normal Humans ( I Am An Armadillo)?
Ichigona
10-23-2005, 03:09 AM
Are you? That's nice lol
What if you had a baby and it was born with tenticals instead of arms and legs?
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