Make a pick-up line

[Neko Bam]

The more random, the better. I'll start

1) You don't sweat much for a fat chick
2) You like like you fell from heaven and hit the pavement with your face

etc...

[.Rik-uh-shey]

B*tch, come home with me or I will kill you.

[konakona]

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/007-greatest-pickup-line.gif

[.Rik-uh-shey]

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/007-greatest-pickup-line.gif
I lost my virginity to that one.

[konakona]

^rofl

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/033-dolphin-rape.gif

[.Rik-uh-shey]

LOL

I almost sprayed pepsi out of my nose.

[konakona]

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/072-pussy-beard.gif

[Prince Noctis]

Good thing Marine saved this thread. Cuz it was made of fail. oh yea, follow me to my house so i can have sex with you.

[konakona]

See? works everytime

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/106-drunk-banana.gif

[a sexy penguin]

wow....omg lol

can i buy you a five dollar margarita >.> it works with 13 year olds

[Twister1352]

LOL @ MARINE I'm laughing so hard

[silverwolf801]

wow Marine trying to take my perverted postion.

Hey babe if you know me then you will know everyone.

[Mobius]

h lol at marine :D

how bout:

"nice shoes, LETS FCK!!"

[silverwolf801]

hm straight to the point huh.

I bought you diamonds that are non-refundable so you have to go down on me either way you flip it.

[Prince Noctis]

man: Is that a mirror in your pocket?

woman: hmm...lemme see.. no why?

man: HAHAhAA OMFG I made j00 LOOK!!!!!

woman: let's fuck

[Sendivoge]

Aren't you tired? Cos, you've been running through my mind all day. Not to mention getting pretty involved with a goat.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Can i have it? Thanks.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

"Hey, I'm in a band."

5 minutes later:
*gluck gluck gluck*

works everytime

[Joe Black]

I work based on family units. . .

All I need is you to complete the set.

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Is that a mouth on your face? Because it seems like an ideal place to store my penis.

[Joe Black]

every time I see you, you remind me of the Internet.

[Edgey]

I'm on the internet, and you are the Free Tour :Haha

[konakona]

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/173-pickup-lines.gif

[Pyramus]

'Can you catch? Cuase Ive got a couple of balls coming your way!'

[mochimochil3]

You're hot...I'm hot...I got an idea...let's be hot together

[Donut]

I think there's an old thread about this, but whatever...

This one never fails:

"So... I heard you like Mudkips..."

[silverwolf801]

I think there's an old thread about this, but whatever...

This one never fails:

"So... I heard you like Mudkips..."
yep I've used this one before it never fails.

Girl: why are you looking down
Guy: Because I shouldn't be staring at an angel

[obvious troll]

since we're using classics,

I roll a d20 to try and pickpocket your virginity.

[Prince Noctis]

"Hi there, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in a real hurry right now so I don't really have a whole lot of time to be charming and witty. We will probably never see each other again so I'm going to be very forward and say that I think you have a very nice smile and we should get together for a drink sometime since I don't know anything about you."

[silverwolf801]

wtf tanya/boobies my queen. I didn't understand that at all

[Asuka]

This only works if you're tutoring someone, but here goes:

"I'll work on your homework, and you work on my pants."

[silverwolf801]

Now that is the good stuff

[obvious troll]

"so, you're a girl, huh?" - try it, always works.

wtf tanya/boobies my queen. I didn't understand that at all
you fail at teh internets for not being nerdy enough. it's a reference to pretty much any rpg that uses dice.

[Joe Black]

^ what would be the natural save roll of the girl against your pickpocket virginity check? XP

I think you should give your fingers a break tonight.

[Twister1352]

http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/173-pickup-lines.gif

LOL omg ahahahahah

oh wow that was a good one.



hmmm my favorite one is


hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[Edgey]

^ So old dude...the quote that is not the comic, the comic is great :Haha

One I made up:
Yo babe, Are you the Internet? Cus right now it looks like I'm taking a Free Tour!

[Joe Black]

some more I made up:

you must be a sith lord, because i feel a force choke gripping on mai heat.

you must be the human representation of viagra, becuase you're working on sight.

you must be the female version of Goku: my blood pressure is reaching critical levels well over nine-thousand

[.Rik-uh-shey]

Taken from the movie "The Ladies Man"

-Girl can I buy you a fish sammich?-Leon Phelps

[Twinky]

my favorite pick up line

"Hi"

simple greeting with out the lameness

[Esedess]

Me (After a proper intorduction, maybe with a freshly bought drink): "You know, your missing the BIG (put emphesis on 'Big') question"

Girl: "Whats the big question?"

Me: "Life is short and you are hot, will you like to go out some time?"

Thats how me and my ex hooked ;)

[woody0]

my very first made up pick up line:

look, i dont like you, and you dont like me, we might aswell just carry on the humn population for everyone elses sake so lets go!

[Esedess]

my very first made up pick up line:
look, i dont like you, and you dont like me, we might aswell just carry on the humn population for everyone elses sake so lets go!


Hahahhahaha

How did that go?

[Twister1352]

Its still in the works... but something like

"hey, if you were a road.. I would pave the shit out of you ;)"

LOL like I said.. its a work in progress :D

[Joe Black]

[I know this is from a movie or show, just can't figure it out]

You know, I could ask you out on a couple of dates,
Buy you expensive jewelry and dinners,
Have idle chit chat at the coffee store on the corner -

but people are busy these days. so lets get right to the fun part.

[woody0]

Hahahhahaha
How did that go?

i tried it on some, and it worked, im no longer a virgin, im no longer single, and i used up all my condoms XD